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There are some bars in my city that are apparently popular with MILFs. I know I have basically zero chance of scoring, but I still want to try anyways. Advice?
I'm a single guy, I'll go by myself, and it'll probably be a Friday or Saturday night. I have basically zero social skills.
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>>34990902
Actually attractive older women are still Chad only, in some way even more so than younger women. If you're counting milfs as any older woman, even desperate uggos, that's a whole other conversation.
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>>34990926
honestly, i'm fine with uggos too. i just want to have some sort of sexual experience again before i die. it's been so long since the last one, i'm practically a virgin again.
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>>34990902
don’t go for married ones
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dont waste your time. not a soul will find themself anything short of complete repulsion from you
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>>34991641
You're probably right honestly, but I won't know for sure unless I try.
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>>34990902
>by myself
any experience is good I guess but this is hard mode. for reference, very few people do this and crashing an event / bar / concert / festival on your own, planning to make friends/get laid on the spot is at the opposite end of the spectrum you mentioned there:
>zero social skills
(this means you sound like a fattie who never ran planning his first sortie to be a marathon, sorry to be blunt)

don't you have an acquaintance or 2 who could come as well?
it creates better dynamics and a kind of social proof / momentum that is very useful when trying to approach
not to mention they can wingman
>advice
if you're going anyway, go, drink alcohol until you feel relaxed(stop there and go for soft beverages afterwards), try to make small talk with strangers, don't focus on MILF/attraction whatever, just try go get a few interactions going and train your conversation skills (Ideally you want to be able to talk about anything with anybody and genuinely enjoy the moment). after a successful attempt or 2, try your luck asking a MILF her #/socials. you'll get rejected but it's OK, you'll feel good later on, for having tried.

character traits that could help you tremendously in your quest: being a skilled dancer, having a steady supply of party drugs
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>>34992011
I'm not fat, just grew in a place that I didn't fit in, so I never had a whole lot of friends or childhood experiences.
>don't you have an acquaintance or 2
I have literally no friends lmao.
>drink alcohol until you feel relaxed
I don't drink, so I'm gonna stick with sodas and non-alcoholic cocktails.



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