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QOTT: Do you have your own place where you can hide from the opposite sex?
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Women, is she cute?
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>>34991356
Plap
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>>34991356
>Do you have your own place where you can hide from the opposite sex?
Not really, only thing is the bathroom
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Why are most if not all attractive women and men so confident and outgoing?
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>>34991376
cuz life is super easy for attractive ppl and its not fair
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>>34991356
Gender
Very late bloomers (beyond college), how do you feel? Did you just give up? Do you miss your youth/manage to get over sad feelings? Did you manage to cobble together some kind of social/dating life? Anything else?
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>>34991376
not all. it's just the ones who we see on social media are outgoing and extroverted
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I am wracked with sin, a lowly heathen of detestable pallour and a weak vitality. I beg you for forgiveness, grace, and the helping hand of the loving father, for we are but flesh and you are all
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>>34991376
Confidence is attractive and attractive people are treated better (both as in attractive personality and attractive looks).
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>>34991380
I'm talking about RL as well
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>>34991379
M
i've spent the past 6 years now trying to become more normal. i've went from literally 0 social skills to atleast being able to talk to strangers, reduced my anxiety, learnt how to drive.
Dating? it's really really hard without a social circle. I just dont know where to meet women. and combine that with my body image issues and awkwardness it's just a big cluster fuck. I hope oneday some hot girl will approach me and give me her number, that's what i am counting on now
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alright manons
post vocas
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Women, would you date a fat and balding anon
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femanons have you ever approached a guy? how did it go?
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>>34991392
You first.
Ask ask ask but never give. It’s time you pay the anons back for all your harassment
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>>34991392
It's midnight. No sleepy voice for you.
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>>34991392
We had that a couple threads ago and they just sounded like gay betas. I don't want to hear any more of you
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I'm gonna be up for another hour-ish. I am desperately craving the energy drink I have in the fridge, but that's probably a bad idea. what else can I drink to quench my thirst and cravings?
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>>34991392
Absolutely not
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*licks your arm*
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>>34991398
>>34991399
>>34991400
>>34991403
bratty!!!
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>>34991401
Water
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today was probably the worst day of my life. i got fired, my oneitis posted about some hot guy she is working with and how he is her type to a T and my back suddenly hurts idk why

sometimes i think i am cursed or if there is a God he is intentionally playing with me
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>>34991409
>Types in all lowercase
>Still capitalizes god
>Refers to god as a he
lol get fucked anon
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>>34991409
>if there is a God he is intentionally playing with me
In my defense you are fun to play with occasionally
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>>34991411
>>34991412
Double barreled faggotry
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>>34991406
cunt
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>>34991392
Just for you sweetheart
https://voca.ro/1a3ngtVLReTc
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>>34991408
what?
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>>34991392
https://voca.ro/1lZdTfVOIbZs
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Moidbros, it's starting to look like the Cornell 7 did, in fact, rape the girl. Did we get too cocky?
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>>34991419
Was there more evidence?
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>>34991416
Bro has the worlds most powerful toilet.
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>>34991356
God made me a wristlet so that I may die alone.
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>>34991426
God made you a wristlet so you can get swole and have the illusion of bigger arms
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Bitch I made a fucking vocaroo for you, I better get my (you).
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I wish a femanon had a crush on me
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>>34991430
She doesn’t actually care about us, she just does it as a game
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>>34991430
>he fell for it
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>>34991432
Overrated as fuck in my opinion
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https://youtu.be/pnOG9bWAXvw

The Brits are so good at making songs like this.
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atoga meetup
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>>34991438
I'd go to one, but it would have to be relatively close. Anyone here willing to meet up in Detroit or Chicago?
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>>34991440
>hey let’s meet in a crime-ridden nightmare city
No thanks
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>>34991438
saaar
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>>34991442
Hey, Detroit has a couple nice places, and there are nicer cities surrounding it where all the white people fled to. Do you have a better idea?
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>>34991392
Can't record a new one rn so I'll reuse one from an old thread: https://voca.ro/17jK96IkH4z7
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>>34991411
What?
>>34991412
sorry, i'm straight
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how come none of u sound like postal dude
i wouldnt sign ANY of your guys' petitions
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>>34991449
https://voca.ro/1f14A3iZflhF
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>>34991447
*sends locusts to your location"
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>>34991454
>locusts
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>>34991449
Postal dude? I could never be a mailman, the dogs would sense my physical weakness and maul me.
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>>34991458
birds dont have thumbs!!!
>>34991453
3/10 might sign ur petition, unlikely tho
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>>34991392
https://voca.ro/1bwnLuWXIwX8
Sure!
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>>34991459
>birds dont have thumbs!!!
Well that's not a bird, anon.
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>>34991460
cough
>>34991461
then whats w all those feathers
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>going on a date with a rural Christian girl from Hinge tomorrow night
>was open to my flirty dirty pickup line and eager to meet up
>hoping to rail her
>one of her prompts is 'my unusual skill is my "massive schlong"'
What're the odds she's trans? You never know nowadays
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>>34991462
>then whats w all those feathers
It's a harpy. Part bird part woman. How much human varies on a case by case basis.
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>>34991462
https://voca.ro/1kTps5GCdRFW
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Here I lie, in my hospital bed
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>>34991430
Lol you faggot
>Can I please have my crumb of female attention pleeeease
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>>34991467
i said cough cuz ur voc sounded like u needed to cough
ur such an obedient anon
pat pat
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>>34991471
https://voca.ro/1l3jIq0Qc1j8
I'm glad someone finally realized it, haha.
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>>34991460
>>34991467
Go to bed Gramps you're delirious
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>>34991473
woa hold on ur awakening things in me
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Do you really need a girlfriend when you can just chill with some dark fantasy skeletons in the Salvia realm, /atoga/?
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>>34991477
Yes. Skeletons would make awful cuddlers, and don't even get me started on sex. I'm not looking to get boned.
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>>34991474
>>34991476
https://voca.ro/19brl3ex56dF
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>>34991479
wait r u using an ai voice filter
my sus radar is perking up
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>>34991480
https://voca.ro/1dq4A3uyzO4n
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>>34991482
youve been programmed well, i applaud u
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>>34991479
Humiliation ritual for an ftm tranny is wild
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>>34991486
im not an ftm tranny
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>>34991469
what's wrong femanon?
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>>34991482
https://voca.ro/1elmhV2qvjs5
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>>34991392
https://voca.ro/123ZHOIDRFqr
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>>34991488
Post cock and balls.
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>>34991488
Why deny it now, do you want me to post the image
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>>34991494
just checked, they arent there stlll
>>34991495
uh what image
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>>34991495
NTA but I do.
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>>34991376
>attractive women
pic unrelated?
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>>34991485
https://voca.ro/1j18ZawkBE9K
>>34991491
This is my home! It is getting close to bedtime for me though.
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>>34991496
Of your hairy formless torso
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>>34991500
https://voca.ro/1ehWOi0p8qjp
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>>34991501
i deleted that
or i mean that femanon deleted it..
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>>34991506
Don't be so sure
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>>34991507
Just post it already you faggot.
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>>34991510
lol ur trying to get him banned
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>>34991512
No I just want to see the pic.
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>>34991505
https://voca.ro/1b8kU73B3tHe
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>>34991512
It's funny because whenever anons talk to you they think you're some cute ditzy girl, when in reality you're a weird disgusting gremlin fucked up on uncontrolled hormones. Really it's quite rude and dishonest of you. It's no wonder you've never posted your voice
>>34991515
But it'll spoil your thread waifu
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>>34991517
https://voca.ro/1mTjqLxmtUgo
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>>34991519
hey cmon ive always been open abt being ugly
ive never claimed to be cute or pretty in any metric
>no wonder you've never posted your voice
post urs
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>>34991519
>in reality you're a weird disgusting gremlin
Now now anon, no need to start projecting.
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>>34991519
Are you talking weird nonsense or am I too tired? I don't know what you're trying to say in this post.
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>>34991523
>hey cmon ive always been open abt being ugly
Ugly means nothing to them just like how you call them all handsome without knowing what they look like, they just imagine their ideal and eat up your self deprecation. Why not tell them about your chest and facial hair next time
>post urs
I already told you I don't participate in humiliation ritual
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>>34991521
https://voca.ro/1FtInhjFuqva
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>>34991525
>>34991531
Simps want me to post it so bad. Seems cruel but I might, just to prove the point
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>>34991493
>https://voca.ro/123ZHOIDRFqr
only normal voice i heard. +1
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>>34991540
Brother pressed save image and thinks he's the hacker known as 4chan.
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>>34991536
Did/do you smoke? That might be what's weirding me out.
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>>34991545
Yeah. One more simp post mlady and it'll be on you come on I dare you
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>>34991546
I've only ever smoked twice in my entire life. I'm rather healthy, actually.
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why can’t we all just get along instead
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>>34991392
hello
https://vocaroo.com/1n6VWcjQoPTy
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Men, would you let your wife have sex with 573 men in a row, if she would personally find 573 women for you to fuck one per day, afterward?
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>>34991559
I'd accept it, fuck the 573 women and then leave her
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tall muscular women should fall in love with me
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Men,

Should I undress and get naked if all I plan on giving him is oral sex?
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>>34991564
fuck yes
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>>34991566
Why?
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>>34991564
Why no sexxo?
Can he touch your body at least?
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>>34991567
what do you mean why??
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>>34991564
Yes, makes it hotter. I want to see her body and feel it as she blows me
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>>34991568
Sometimes I like just giving him oral as a treat.
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>>34991564
nah
I'm good
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>>34991564
Not a man
At least take off your shirt
For cleanliness purposes and visual stimulation
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Hey guys I have blowjob question too actually for those who have gotten them

How much drool is too much?
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>>34991577
never had a blowjob but sloppy is hot
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>>34991580
I get worried I'm making his balls cold
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>>34991581
cold is good for the balls actually
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men would u date a girl w an ugly voice
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>>34991591
post it and we'll tell you.
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>>34991594
what do i say
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>>34991596
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy brown dog
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>>34991600
thats lame
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How many women can actually contract their vagina on demand?
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>>34991596
List your hobbies and what you like about them
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>>34991605
thats even more lame
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>>34991608
Just go on a racist rant then
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>>34991611
but im not racist
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He’s in a different time zone and I fell asleep when I said I would stay up to talk :(((( I feel so bad
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>>34991612
Weirdo
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>>34991612
You’re awfully fucking demanding
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>>34991616
whtver, moments over, u guys suck as voc prompts
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>>34991618
tell us how you lost your virginity
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>>34991619
funny
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>>34991603
The vast majority of them? You know how you can clench your butthole, it's just a thing you can do.
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>>34991469
>>34991490
I got her pregnant
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>>34991438
I actually do look like him
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>>34991379
>Did you just give up?
Yep. I'm just waiting to die now.
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>>34991392
https://vocaroo.com/1dthZuUwcB5F
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>>34991630
You sound underage
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>>34991559
No and I would divorce her just for saying it
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>>34991379
>how do you feel?
Very nice as of lately
>Did you just give up?
I've never really cared about social life until the moment I did and now I'm putting in effort
>Do you miss your youth/manage to get over sad feelings?
I have regrets. I could have had an entirely different life if I had woken up before, but alas. We learn to live with what we have and I'm very happy to have met the people I met
>Did you manage to cobble together some kind of social/dating life?
Social yes, dating no. I got a driving licence after my bsc and started doing random stuff getting involved with various groups of people and saying "yes" to every opportunity and now I know more people and more people know me, meaning I get invites to activities and whatever
>Anything else?
I still struggle a bit socially, I have anxiety in the sense that I blank out on what to say in conversations and it gets embarassing at times, though it's alright people are very understanding
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>>34991591
I guess
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