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>>34994027
this thread sucks
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>>34994027
M or F
How do you view your current partner vs your ex?
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>>34994032
chad vs chud
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>>34994032
My current bf feels like a better match for me than my exes, that's all.
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Other men, what percentage of women do you find attractive enough to fuck? I'd say I would fuck about 80% of women.
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>>34994016
anyone?
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>>34994037
depends. Sometimes I scoff at classically beautiful whores, other times I would fuck a 60yo grandma if she has a good dump truck.
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Men
Thoughs on sex on meth and/or speed?
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>>34994030
What else to expect from an attention whoring earlyshitter?
The cunt always has to force his shitty fetishes into the OP.
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>>34994043
porn addict
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>>34994037
I'd say same, but depends on the kind of people we're talking about
Like in my university 99% are attractive enough for me, in lower class places maybe it goes down to 50-60%
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>>34994045
>earlyshitter
last thread was on page 8 and made 32 hours ago and on image number 134.
let's not act like it was made on page 3 buddy.
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Women, can you tell when a man has just recently coomed and still has a bit of residue semen on his boxers?
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>>34994052
It always starts like this and after a while there are 5 atoga threads in the catalog
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>>34994054
Yes, unfortunately.
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>>34994052
Nobody cares about your shitty excuses, attention whore.
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>>34994056
Let's say he's hot, does that turn you on?
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The men in these threads really are losers.
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Men, can you tell when a woman has recently masturbated?
Please say no?
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>>34994062
Well yeah no shit, It's 4chan during working hours of a weekday. We're all NEETs here.
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>>34994064
it goes beyond employment status
the men in these threads are fundamentally lesser than most.
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>>34994063
No. But I'm autistic.
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>>34994062
I guess this woman has no better place to go than a thread full of losers?
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>>34994064
I'm not I'm working a night shift
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>>34994065
Fundamentally lmao
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>>34994068
Let's be real, night shift retail or gas station clerk is barely a step up from being a NEET. No offense.
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>>34994065
>pot
>kettle
>nigger
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>>34994058
No.
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>>34994065
Sorry we don't have a man to take care of us like you do. We all know these threads die during the weekend because the foids hang out with their boyfriends.
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The regulars here all despise each other.
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>>34994070
it's car manufacture
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>>34994076
Lack of femanons
All the men here just clash with each other when there are no women to entertain.
>that aren't lesbians
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It's Friday. Should I go to a bar and try to talk to people? Or should I just stay home by myself?
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Can one of you men pretend to love me
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>>34994076
The discordians are all butt buddies
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>>34994080
I'll stay home smoke weed and watch speedruns
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>>34994079
Nobody is clashing, men just like to debate for the sake of debating cause it's fun. Sometimes you gotta call your friend a dumb retard for thinking Michael Myers could beat Jason Voorhees or whatever. It doesn't mean anything.
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Who’s really surprised that the thread based around talking to le women is full of socially maladapted dudes
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>>34994082

Hey babe, how are you feeling? I hope you're OK, you can talk to me about anything bothering you
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>>34994084
not my thing but you do you
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>>34994082
can't even pretend to pretend
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>at work less than an hour and already got someone fired
How's your day going?
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How do I meet women on the internet?
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>>34994032
Note to self: Confidently treat her poorly.
M. No current partner. My view of my ex is gradually souring.
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>buy mozzarella
>it smells weird when opened
>buy emental
>smells weird too
Bad day.
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Some of the people who post here are energy vampires
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>>34994097
Most of them are
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>>34994098
Sad.
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>only one hour into my shift and some asshole got me fired
How's your day going?
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>>34994099
Not really? β€œWow this impoverished war torn country is full of poors” like yeah obviously
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>gender
>fav cheese
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>>34994102
M
Taleggio
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>>34994102
m
cheddar, can't beat it. I like plain milky cheeses eidam is fine too
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even bi women only love big muscular guys
its over
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>>34994093
Not good. I might get a professor in trouble for not securing their living organisms properly. Maggots everywhere, all over the lab.
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>>34994105
My bf isn't especially big or muscular. Just because I flick it to Voorhees doesn't mean I can't love a normal man.
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>>34994105
Why would it be over? Just get muscles! You discovered the easy cheat
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>>34994105
just get big and muscular
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>>34994063
no, i barely talk to women and even if i did i've never been that intimate with one
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>>34994105
Can’t tell if chud giggling to himself while typing or low iq narcissist crying about missing a shot
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>>34994102
M
Gorgonzola.
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>>34994037
like 20%, tops, probably far lower
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>>34994037
Somewhere around 50 to 60%.
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>>34994097
the internet is an unlimited source of narcissistic supply
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>>34994109
>>34994110
why the FUCK would i want to be big and muscular?
>>34994112
I've never shot my shot before
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>>34994117
K then how the fuck would you know what women like
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>>34994119
step 1: observation
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>>34994116
Yup.
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>>34994120
Oh so low iq got it. This type of trolling is so fucking low effort and cringe. I can only picture some dysgenic mid 20s nasally sounding fat fuck doing it
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>>34994123
project all you want lmao, fat narcissistic chud
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>>34994124
>le foidlings only like big hunks!!!!
>actually you’re the chud, I am very smart and used the psychology word (incorrectly btw)
Last you for you fatso
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>>34994032
>Chad gets free beer and pussy
>Chud has to cook Chinese, write long ass text and still wont get any pussy
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>>34994125
i am smart. i am beautiful. i am worthy of love. your vitriol cannot touch me
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>>34994117
>why the FUCK would i want to be big and muscular?
Because you can't be rich
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>>34994117
>why the FUCK would i want to be big and muscular?
to get with women? according to you that's the only way go suck cocks then you've already got the personality of a faggot might as well commit
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>>34994097
you would think after swiss left it would get better, but it really did not
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Some of you people couldn't spot a narcissist if they fucked you in the ass.
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>>34994135
Hiiii narcissist
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>>34994137
Ah I get it, that must be like a kink of yours.
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>>34994138
Why are you getting anal about this? Would it settle your autism more if I said narcissistic tendencies?
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>>34994139
Is your kink getting fucked by a narcissist or is your kink getting buttfucked in front of a mirror? I can't tell.
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>>34994140
My kink is cucking your husband, goddess
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what is your gender and what level of stalking would you accept?
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>>34994143
M
I can't imagine a woman desiring me enough to stalk me
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the men really are worthless losers
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>>34994143
>>34994145
Gee I wonder who’s posting this
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>>34994145
Yeah, not everyone is born with inherent worth.
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>>34994145
you come across as quite the loser yourself
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how come women in order to look professional/attractive are expected to wear skirts and short sleeved blouses in the same temperature men feel comfortable wearing jackets in? women get cold more easily as well. technically if we want women to wear this attractive clothing it should be warm enough that all the men are too warm to wear jackets, otherwise it means the women are automatically cold/feel cold.
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is there any femanon here who is not a man hating, ugly, fat bitch? any normal femanon ?
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>>34994152
they dont tend to constantly hang around this thread for obvious reasons
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>>34994152
There are, but some of the evil bitches posting here are also very skinny
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>>34994152
Nobody wants to hang out with dysgenic incels
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>>34994143
M
No amount of it. I'm pretty much invisible on social media, so she'd have to do some pretty legitimate stalking
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>>34994037
I have very particular tastes. I'd say maybe 1/10 or 1/20 at most.
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>>34994054
The whole room can smell you, you fucking retard.
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>>34994135
Narcissists are busy licking their own asses.
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>>34994037
i would say 1 out of 50 women i see outside are in my fuckable range
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>>34994153
Test
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>>34994155
what's your bmi?
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>>34994027
Anyone else noticing the tide changing?
These last few months, it seems like women hating men discourse has exclipsed men hating women discourse.
Is this going to be the start of the femcels?
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Gender
Can a work truly be called very good if any part of it is of questionable quality?
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Most of what I've learned from this thread is to not trust women on 4chan.
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>>34994167
>discourse
I don't care. None if it has to do with me.
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>>34994160
You say that as if I don't take showers. I don't walk around with dried semen on me for weeks. Answer the question as is instead of implying shit.
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You can tell there's a lot of coping from the men, they think people hate their worthless loser ass just because they're ugly.

lol
No, they hate you because of who you are and the way you act, but most importantly the way you think.

You'll prove my point with your replies so don't even bother, because nobody has seen your face and they already hate you plenty.
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>>34994172
One drop of residual cum after a shower and the whole room can smell you. You have to completely flush out the cum by pissing after cooming.
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>>34994173
i probably mog you another universe you fucking dumb bitch. i am just a awkward autistic guy that's why i am here
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>>34994173
God I wanna cum in your tight little hole
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>>34994173
>opens up thread
>starts lashing out and screeching at anons over and over
u ok anon?
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>>34994151
They aren't.
They do it anyway because showing more skin is an easy cheat to trick the moids into liking them.
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>>34994176
Nta, but there's no way that's true. Humans aren't dogs that can smell a drop or two of cum lmao, maybe unless their face is next to your crouch. There are prolly women walking around on their periods everywhere and you don't know.
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>>34994173
as much as I hate genderwar shit, I do agree with this, the men in these threads are really annoying, like a sperg that became a healthnut and now talks about his alt carnivore diet sprinkled in with 40K analogies and how he'll drink his teacher's piss.
Just generally unpleasant people.
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>>34994168
elaborate I don't understand the question
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I’m going to a ghost town
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>>34994063
I don't think I have been exposed to enough women in my life to recognize the smell. Probably never been in that situation.
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>>34994184
>Nta, but there's no way that's true.
Sex smell is very strong and very distinctive. Maybe you just don't notice it lol.
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>>34994190
whyfor
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>>34994185
I'm a man and agree, but I'm also getting really bored with the women here who never seem to have learned to not feed trolls and the women who only come here to farm attention from simps
I'm beginning to suspect that 4chan sucks
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>>34994195
Boredom. It’s adventure season. A girl I hooked up with told me about it
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>>34994173
>You'll prove my point with your replies so don't even bother, because nobody has seen your face and they already hate you plenty.
I love these. It boils down to "if you try to argue against me, you lose because anyone who addresses my points is a big poopyhead!".
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>>34994199
man...
why did you have to go and prove her right...
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>>34994165
no reply. > 30BMI confirmed
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>>34994201
You replied to me so you're a small peepeehead!
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women

if your boyfriend/husband sent this, would you obey it?
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Why did I let myself become an orbiter? I didn't do it for long, but still. How'd that happen?
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>>34994186
You build something and a reviewer comes along and says it's very good and then proceeds to point out all the details they thought were questionable.
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>>34994182
i really hope you don't dress like that
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>>34994207
Napoleon Bonaparte? More like Napoleon Gonnapart dem cheeks and feel the eggy braps.
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>>34994185
true, but the women here are either really dull or really obnoxious and not much inbetween
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>>34994213
I'm a man and not black. But what's wrong with that outfit? It's a perfectly fine outfit or an office setting.
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>>34994207
NAG
Napoleon gets it, this is someone I might be able to empathize with. I should learn more about him.
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>>34994207
Three days is too much. I'm too active to not end up being smelly in the bad way.
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>>34994219
Napoleon is one of the most relatable men in history but certainly not the best role model. Quite the character
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I don't think you can have it all, unless you're in the top 20% or so.
You can have smart and capable and loyal, or you can have hot and sexy and fun.
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Note to self: Don't be loyal unless you want to be loyal to a wannabe slut.
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>>34994212
Nta
That's just how critiques work? You say what you like about it and then politely nitpick. Good doesn't mean perfect.
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>>34994221
>one of the greatest generals in human history and the guy who conquered europe is NOT a good role model bro, just like start a family and enjoy life or something
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>>34994226
Larping fags like you are so annoying
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>>34994226
>one of the greatest generals in human history

I like Napoleon but I think this part is a bit overplayed. He was good until he wasn't.



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