>>34996123
do blackface, acquire meth and tweak to your heart's content

>>34996123
There aren't a lot of bars to pass. Speak English, don't come here because you hate America and want to change it into whatever shithole you came from. That's about it. If you want to experience the culture, go to shows and events and games, go to landmarks and historical locations, take a shit in the wal mart parking lot

>>34996123
1 Reduce your IQ by at least 20%
2 Forget 90% of what you ever learned about geography or history
3 Forget any other languages you speak (except perhaps for Spanish)
4 Start calling football "soccer"

>>34996123
Put a flag in your front garden, engage in things like baseball and I know it may seem odd but become obese. I saw a study where Asian Americans face less racial discrimination if they are fattybumbalaties.

>>34996123
Just be obnoxious, ungrateful, self-important and entitled. Being racist or aggressively not racist helps as well. There ya go, you are now American

You should realize that Americans are incredibly centered around individualism. Civic duties are aggressively contested at every miniscule aspect and more people will not care about you outside of immediate medical attention

Try to gain an understanding of american interests. You don't need to fake being a fan of a specific team but you should be able to attend a baseball, basketball, or football game and largely know what is going on and when to cheer and when to boo

Be specific though, what culture are you coming from? The advice that is helpful varies based on where you hail from

>>34996123
bash your head with a hammer until your IQ drops by at least 20 points. Watch commercials on TV for multiple hours a day until you exclusively communicate in catchphrases and marketing jingles. Forget everything you know about the outside world and cope aboutabsolutely everything about the US being amazing by refusing to acknowldege that the rest of the planet exists.

>>34996123
>Listen to 70s/80s rock like Aerosmith and enjoy it
>Be able to throw a football with a spiral (not talking about that gay soccer sport; see what I did here? think soccer is gay)
>Have a cool guy mentality and let your balls drop

that's all there is to it

Just be an idiot and a staunch nationalist prick. Believe that Murika is the best and fuck all the rest.

>>34996123
All the responses are just racism against Americans..
>>34996504
>Just be obnoxious, ungrateful, self-important and entitled. Being racist or aggressively not racist helps as well.
Ironically describes a eurofat zion bootlicking goy
>>34996579
>Civic duties are aggressively contested at every miniscule aspect and more people will not care about you outside of immediate medical attention
Wrong most if not all civic duties are voluntary with the exception of jury duty which isn't very often.
>baseball, basketball, or football game and largely know what is going on and when to cheer and when to boo
If you're honest about not knowing how a sport works most are willing or even excited to share info.
>>34996642
>bash your head with a hammer until your IQ drops by at least 20 points.
Neck yourself after drinking water from Missouri or Michigan.
Most of this thread is really conditioned hate and cultural ignorance
>>35004345
(You) deserve an Armalite against your temple prick