Moids, why aren't you taking his advice? Women are literally BEGGING you!>Step 1: Stop playing video games>Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up>Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)>Step 4: Go clean your car>Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class>Step 6: Go to the yoga class>Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class>Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.>Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.>Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.>Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date.
>>34996932No what they're crying out for is attention. And women have been getting less and less of public attention from men as a direct result of the past decade social campaign of demonizing male sexual appetite and called men's sexual rhetoric a 'rape culture'. Couple that with the #MeToo shit and the years of non stop media influencing and now men aren't interested in approaching women boldly in the public setting. Men and women will still fuck and date and marry same as before, but now it's all done in a direct line, in DMs, text messages, apps, it's no longer a field to play it's more like a game of knock and answer.Which means women no longer have access to random public attention and praise as they used to before. They have to get it online in DMs and that's it. And they're pissed because they were never going to accept random IRL anyway but they still at least wanted the attention that came with the unwanted advances. Boohoo
>>34996932Ok Asmonbald watcher.
>>34996932>>Step 1: Stop playing video gamesstopped reading there
>>34996932Women want you to do all this effort for the privilege of letting them spend your money and live off your labor and in exchange all they have to do is open their legs.
>>34996932>>Step 1: Stop playing video gamesWhat does that have to do with anything? Did boomers get told to stop watcing TV? >Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned upNothing wrong with longer hair on a man. You need hair that looks good, and btw going to a hairdresser chain instead of a pro who knows you is a terrible idea.>Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)OIs peopole not showering that common? Feels like an insult to tell people this, as it implies they fail the basics of life. >Step 5: Sign up for a yoga classSign up for something you're actually intereste din, going to Yoga to ogle asses is dumbas fuck and the women notice anyways.>Follow up within 2 days with a phone callTheres no need to do phone calls like some boomer, nor are there any time limits. Just do it whenever you feell like it.>come up with a good game plane for date night.A man is not a jester, and dinner on a first dateis dumb as hell. Do stuff where you can get to know each other, not waste money while you awkwardly sit across a table.>I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door stepOk whatever boomer wrote this needs to be castrated. This simp garbage will dry out any pussy, and the onlywomen who stick it out will be the ones looking for a pliable beta provider.
>>34997088Yeah just don't my own "list" is>exist>talk to womenand I get laid no problem. No I don't work out and I'm actuzally a bit fat.
>>34996932This advice is real bad if you aren’t trolling you are a girl. Most guys can’t even get a girls number, you have to know how to flirt and shit already. It’s much easier to get experience on dating apps then asking some girl out you just met 5 mins ago
>>34997152>you have to know how to flirt and shit already.No, you literally just ask. Thats it.>It’s much easier to get experience on dating appsScamemr filled Sausage fests with an almost esclusively male userbase are actually a really really bad place, especially for beginners.
>muh yoga99.9999% of yoga are gender segregated and no one talks there, its just excersising while teacher is doing their pose and everyone goes home, total silence, no interactionthis guy just like all other people who spout this have never once been in yoga class at all and dont even know what it looks likeand if you show up as a man you are branded weirdo, its no different than just walking into womans restroom and harassing strangers there, you've automatically got filtered in their head as someone whose commiting a socially maladjusted action (just like the washroom example) If you ever want any place to speak to women, its to quit your job and go to university again because university is the only place where speaking to women beyond your social circle is not seen as doing something socially maladjusted. Plus university offers conversation topics to start speaking, saying words out loud to one another and build verbal connection. Everything he wrote before is generic self help not related to conversation to fill space because he has no clue what hes talking about, everything after is unrelated to conversation because it assumes you already have relationship which you do not and never will until you go to university again. You can tell this man never once spoke to a woman in 20-30 years since he still writes about "number" instead of whatsapp/insta or other forms of communication. People nowadays only use their phone number to contact bank and their parents, everyone else is using other messanging apps. Likely this guy is a loser virgin who spends his entire time reading the same old reddit posts written by other loser virgins who never once talked to women. Quit your job and go to university or you will end up like him, just obsessing over fantasies other virgin redditors wrote out for you.
>>34997152>It’s much easier to get experience on dating apps then asking some girl out you just met 5 mins agoNo it isn't, its the same as this yoga/bathroom exampleYou have no option to speak to anyone on apps because the basic math means its impossible to ever speak to anyone. There's 1000000000 men per each 1 female account, you cannot send any messeges or meet anyone IRL if they dont agree to it beforehand meaning you arent writing to anyone, no one speaks to you, you just stare at screen of women you will never get to interact with. >>34997171Since you're an autistic loser who never did it let me do a little roleplay to explain to you how it looks irl>you ask number>woman walks away without giving it to youthats entirely how this interaction plays out for you, there's only asking there's nothing else, you just end up alone. you have no way to force me to give you my number in this roleplay just like you have no way to do it irlyou are an autistic loser for ever trying to argue this, go ahead try to force me to give you my number, you cannot do it because you dont know jack shit about interacting with women and you never had a clue how human beings behave until i talked to you and explained it now.
>>34996932> all of this
>>34997617Der Schooler strikes again!Although you are right about yoga classes or other stereotypically female activities.
>>34997641>>34997171No I am telling you from experience you’re both wrong. Once you “match” on an app you are talking to a woman who already likes you. If you can’t even get matches then you are doing something wrong with your profile and pics. And yes they are male dominated but why don’t you start approaching random women and tell me how that goes, lol. If you can’t even get dates from apps you have ZERO CHANCE of your approaches going well. Plus all the rejections you get will mess with your probably already low confidence. When you are already dating women, yes go approach girls. If you are inexperienced it’s really a recipe for disaster unless you’re already a pretty social and confident guy, but if you were young probably wouldn’t be needing dating advice. And to the doomer, trust me your profile blows and it’s not because of your looks. Tons of good looking guys also have shit profiles with selfies, gym pics and such that women don’t care about. Now not being good looking plus having a bad profile is game over
>>34996932>>Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class>>Step 6: Go to the yoga class>>Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class>>Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.>>Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.>>Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.>>Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date.It's genuinely hilarious how bad this advice is.
>>34996932This might literally be the worst advice I have ever seen posted here. Who the fuck is Dirtdog?
>>34997712What makes a good profile and what makes a bad one? Need actionable advice so test out on mine.
>>34996932>MEN.....Ran through prostitutes are begging for whore rehabilitation. Pick up the cuck baton and march forward
Interacting with people in a post tik tok world is like walking into a hidden camera prank. Fuck that.
>>34996932>Step 1: Stop playing video gamesDiscarded
>>34996932I need to become a middle class goy first before women will consider me. I'd rather not.
>>34996932>Women are literally BEGGING you!They're not begging ME, lol.
>>34996932This is /adv/ not /r9k/
>>34998986No woman has ever called the cops over a man politely approaching her in a normal manner btw. Its an incel phantasy.
>>34996932That all sounds very boring
>>34996932When women say they are begging for a boyfriend/husband what they really mean is they want a top 5% chad. The vast majority of men on dating apps get zero attention from women and all the men going to speed dating events are ignored by women. Most men can be as nice and kind to women as possible and do everything for them while being completely ignored meanwhile there are experiments where fake profiles were made using photos of male model chads who are child rapists and the women want to fuck them the moment the chad slides into her DMs. Dating in 2026 is a humiliation ritual.
>>34996932Foids, why aren't you taking her advice? men are literally BEGGING you.. > step1: stop doomscrolling insta and starbees >2)go get threaded (some guys have good hygiene and the haircut thing is like a "no shit" thing>3)shower.. pluck ingrown hairs from my ass unironically >4)get a car/truck stop being a bitch>5)waste a couple on yoga instead of going to fuck park like all the actual based and sexpilled yogis go.>6) go to the park and have a nice day>7)do nothing w*men live life on easy>8) Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night(*really specific most booty calls don't work like that)>9)delusional, dates shouldn't be stressful it should be an enjoyable event, calling the council of 6 niggas is a little excessive.>10)you're already breaking the bank with (yoga classes "not cheap", haircuts, the date itself) disturb a stranger on their shopping experience to ask stupid fuckin clothes questions >11) is it really that hard to be a nice lady?..
>>34997080get a life manchild, video games are useless.
>>34996932They're not worth all that effort. And also Chad doesn't have to do any of that shit lol.
>>35000451Society simply doesn't work with it's running on 100% female choice. Humans have never been like that in history.
>>34997886post your pic on /soc/they have rate threads
>>34996932I don’t talk to women
>>34996932As a man, we are constantly being drugged 24/7 forcing us to interact with women. The fact that we overcame that to avoid you should give an idea of how awful you’ve become
>>34996932girldad boomer-tier faggotryI wonder what advice this cuck would have for women who want to find a husband
>>34996932How about I don't do any of this and continue playing vidya instead?
>>34997088Well, yeah. Evidently it's a strong enough incentive. Men typically want women more than women want men. We just lust after their bodies immensely. Women much less so, except possibly with giga-chad. And since, in the West, women largely don't need men for safety or resources nearly as much, that removed a large portion of men's part of the deal. And of course you add in the more globalized nature of dating now (dating apps, competing with IG sports stars etc.), and the fact that men chase after women so much, which ends up giving many women infinity options, or at least seemingly infinity options. In reality of course Gigachads really have the most power in the market, and they will gladly (understandably) pump and dump good-enough looking girls just to have fun. He is making a rational choice. To some extent the woman too. You would probably rather pump and be dumped by Gigastacy than give some 4-5 "a chance". But that dynamic doesn't exist just because of the way men and women differ. And also if you had infinity likes in your dating app, you would also become pickier about your standards. I'm saying it is mostly a structural problem, rather than a women or men problem.And I say this as someone happy to shit on women when they deserve it; it's not white knighting. Women are for the most part vapid, boring, dull, naggy, unreasonable, vain etc., but also only they can make me feel a certain kind of way, and I wouldn't want to live without them
everyone knows the social contract has been amended to the point where it's unacceptable to any self respecting man and those 'smart, capable, cute, girls' are all poisoned by feminism even if they don't consider themselves a feminist
>>34996932>step 12: drag the owners of onlyfans and every porno site from their beds in the dead of night and execute them with a circular saw from Trader Joe's>step 13: got ghosted on step 7 for no reason? skip to step 12
>>34996932Women hate us, this is a psyop
>>34996932>PLEASE APPROACH MEEEEE>eww not you, I meant chad
Forgot this one bro>Step 0: Be tall and attractive.
I treat asking women out like fine wine not guzzle it down like a pleb. I am a gentleman of a degenerate.
yoga classes aren't great for making new friends HOWEVER being a regular at yoga classes and then going to one of their day long events or something is a good way to get in the mileu
men, women are begging you to not approach them
>>34996932why would I do all this? And what does madam bring to the table?
>>34996932>hit on women in yoga class>bring flowers to the door step after the first dateRetarded advice or misleading evil advice.
>>35008012For pussy
because I like living alone
>>34997147Where do you talk to women? I don't meet women in my interests, and I'm tired of trying random shit in hopes of meeting women.
>>34997712I used to be able to get dates from dating apps occassionally last year, but it's been nothing since I went back on the grind recently.Definitely something dodgy going on with Hinge, when I signed up I got like 7 matches with little effort, after that it all got much harder. Almost like their algorithm figured out which women are a good fit for me, so it can hide them and keep me swiping for longer...
>>34996932>Women are literally BEGGING you!No woman is begging a 5'7" guy.
>>34996932>20 year old girls>SingleI'm worth more than dating a college slut who failed to lock down a campus beta.
>>35001250>Literally be yourself and do nothing, if men can't see your value and ask you out then YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THEM GIRLIE!
>>34996932>do literally everything while she has to do nothing and also you have to take responsibility and do everything for her but she can also leave whenever she feels like so years of effort and resources can go down the drain in an instant assuming she won't specifically try to fuck you over but before ANY of that can happen you need to go through 6 million humiliation ritualsNo thanks.
What position do I fall under if I want to brutally beat any women with this dog shit opinion? Do you think that you're going to get away with 50 years of overcorrecting misandry? I want blood, fucking skank. I will beat women bloody until they apologize for being women.
