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Old: >>35003004
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>>35005968
universal sign of evil
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>>35005968
moids diduknow im watching u thru ur window rn
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>>35005968
i didn't know it was called bird hand
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I need to see him but they keep delaying his flight get to fucking work
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>>35005977
I have my blinds down, you sure you got the right address?
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>>35005977
*closes blinds
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Femanons, would you ever do an occult breeding session ritual like in that one Midsommar movie?
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>>35005983
>>35005982
great now i gotta break ur window and climb in to look at u
look what u made me do
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>>35005968
https://youtu.be/u-dW17nXqJY
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>>35005987
I'll be waiting
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>>35005988
i didnt enjoy this video.
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State gender.
What was the last "internet tip" you followed/tried out, reputable source or not?


I just put a heated bottle on my belly in hope it calms down my heart palpitations.
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Will women ever stop refusing to be accountable for their actions or is that just a pipe dream?
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>>35005981
He's got bitches to fuck before he comes back, give him time
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>>35005993
someone told me to kill myself but i haven't tried that one.
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>>35005987
I'll have to subdue you, and I'm only in my underwear so it's gonna be pretty awkward. How much fight are you giving?
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Foids, if I drank the werewolf potion would you kiss me to change me back?
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>>35006000
as much fight needed to get off on ur man handling
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>>35005993
I think doing jumping jacks or maybe holding my breath (idr) stopped my palpitations when I had it. Dunno why they stopped tho
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>>35005977
I don't think you even know how to climb trees.
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>>35006001
no you should stay a werewolf and u can't turn back until its day. also werewolf > wolf man. i dion't like the hybrid face.
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>>35005997
Women know exactly what they are doing when they wear tight skin colored spandex clothing to the gym. Their gaslighting isn't even remotely effective.
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Why is Olivia Rodrigo rubbing her armpit sweat into her hair so hot?
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weird moids.
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>>35006002
Well i'm gonna be annoyed that you broke my window and used me to get off, so I'd want some reparations, so I'm not letting you go until you pay me back somehow. Are you willing to do whatever it takes to get free?
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>>35006014

100%

not even asking questions theyre just saying shit
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Atoga rimworld colony, how long are we surviving
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>>35005997
Let me show up to a planet fitness in some liberal woman suburb dressed like pic related real quick and we'll see how long it takes me to get kicked out for sexual harassment or whatever.
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>>35006009
I always wear sweats and tshirts but men really are cucked af. Male= pussy complainer gender not to be taken seriously.
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When is it time to break up?
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Femanons, what's (You)r favorite threesome combination? (In theory or practice)
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Women, what outfits do you wear to exercise? At the gym, what sort of outfits do you want to see guys wearing?
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>>35006022
Do you want a cookie for dressing like a normal respectable person?
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Is it me or do white girls never use condoms?
Of the 10 white girls I've slept with, none of them have asked me to use condoms and 9 of them have let me creampie them multiple times the same night. The only one that didn't let me creampie her told me it was because she wasn't on birth control
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>>35006014
This is the kind of male you get when I'm not engaging.
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>>35006012
Crazy move but I just might be into it
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>date is nice and acts interested in what I have to say
>but doesn't respond to texts immediately and has never texted first so far so she's "totally faking it"
I'm so used to considering myself unlikeable that my instinct is to lash out. I must strangle this tiny doubt in my head, she's too nice pretty and smart to let go out of fear that this might all be an elaborate ruse.
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State gender
If your best friend were or is of the opposite sex, would you fuck them? Would you date them? Why or why not?
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>>35006022
i dont understand y moids r angry at this
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>>35006025
i have gym equipment at home (nothing fancy more like a bar and some plates plus random stuff on my balcony) and at home i like wearing mini shorts and small tops.
back when i went to a gym i dressed way more covered up since i felt anxious about the idea of being looked at. but what i like wearing at home where noone can see (my balcony faces a thick forest) shows i do like to look attractive when the anxiety factor is taken away.
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>>35006027
manslut...
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>>35006031
i dont have any friends :,[
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What does it mean if I hate women but I love my GF? I know she is also a woman but my mind treats her a special unique case where she is a real woman and the other women are dogs
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>>35006024
Best to worst
FFF
FFM
FMM
MMM
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>>35006031
M
I have a friend who's kinda chubby and nerdy and I wanna plap her so bad
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>>35006026
Just laughing at western "men" who do nothing but cry and complain.
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>>35006031
M
We can swap head but I draw the line at piv, conceptually at least. Lord knows I’d cave if she threw it back
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>>35006031
M
My current best friend, yes
My best friends growing up, no
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>>35006019
nu-atoga
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>>35006031
M
Obviously. I can't fuck my best friend so my best friend is someone that I like because of chemistry alone.
Now imagine you can fuck such a person.
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If he loves sucking boob, how much is too much?
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men would u reenact that scene from fight club w ur gf if she asked u to
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Post gender
Can a relationship really survive cheating?
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>>35006047
There's a lot of scenes in that movie.
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>>35006049
M
No whatever the relationship was before cheating is discovered is dead in the water. It either breaks up eventually or if it continues it's never the same relationship again the whole dynamic turns into tense dog shit
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>>35006050
okay but its obvious which one im referring to here
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>>35006041
You want to stare at my sweaty bulge in a skin tight speedo when I take the machine right in front of you? If men dressed as revealing as women did at the gym, you'd cry to the manager instantly.
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>>35006047
What, the very chinese time of my life scene, I don't see why that's her fetish but sure.
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>>35006047
>the sex scene
yes
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>>35006047
Which scene? The one where Brad Pitt kisses the hand then pours lye on it or the one where Edward Norton fucks the daylights out of Marla but immediately forgets because that was his split personality so he acts like a dick
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>>35006032
We aren't mad at that
Just women who complain men "sexualizing them" for wearing this in public
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>>35006041
Should we import high-testosterone African men to solve this?
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>>35006052
You're talking about the scene where she is fucked hard like an animal to the point the bedframe is slamming and creaking right?
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>>35006049
No unless you become swingers or whatever
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>>35006055
not that scene !
>>35006056
>>35006059
no those scenes either
u guys suck at this
do men only think of sex oh my gah
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>>35006057
Women who wear this are such fucking sluts. Whenever I see a woman in tight lycra leggings my mind instantly thinks "she's been pumped and dumped"
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>>35006062
What scene then? The one where they first fight?
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>>35006062
Ok the scene where he shoots himself but survived and they hold hands while watching a building burn.
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>>35006065
What are you talking about? The police arrests him in the end
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I miss making out so much...
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Is this appropriate gym attire for a man?
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>>35006062
>steal oil/fat and make soap
the original laundry and taxes, hell yea
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>>35006064
yes that one
ur the only sane anon here
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>>35005977
I dont believe this for a very good reason
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>>35006068
Did you watch the same movie I did?
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>>35006062
>do men only think of sex
It’s because (You) asked
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>>35006070
As a dude this is repulsive
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Man, fuck normie women, where do I find a nerd girl?
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>>35006075
only u could tell it was me
>>35006073
what’s the reason
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>>35006074
I think he's talking about the chinese version where they say the cops got him, cause they don't want the people to believe it's good to rage against the machine
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Would you fuck this girl from the Carrie show?
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>>35006077
No clue but I got me a nerd girl. Today I kissed her sideboob
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Hungry.
I think I might consume food.
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>>35006078
I look like this and I do this.
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>>35006080
Why'd ya spill my beans?
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>>35006079
I dont know femanon
you tell me, why would it be particularily hard for you to look through my window
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>>35006086
are u on the higher floor..?
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>>35006063
All women who don't are cucks because men aren't just asexually hating these women, you're sexually obsessed with them. No need to lie, hon.
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>>35006081
Is that the tranny?
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>>35006047
Which scene is that? The blowing up the buildings?
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>>35006081
The girl I'm dating looks like this but prettier and not as skinny
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>>35006069
>I miss making out so much...
Same. I even miss the 3hr sexless make out sessions from when I was 18-19. Blue balls are a small price to pay.
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>>35006081
she looks indian no
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Neck biting...
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>>35006081
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today has been suuuchhh a hassle. im pooped. can i get like four or five not evil questions from boys please and thank you
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>>35006079
We all know it was you
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>>35006088
No I'm saying I'm a man with a sex drive and women who wear slutty attire are making cheap appeals to my sex drive and even though I do find it arousing it's still their fault for being sluts because my sex drive is involuntarily meanwhile they voluntarily dress like sluts to get cheap stares from men because that's the only compelling thing about them
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>>35006088
>go to a place where there are a bunch of high testosterone men while dressed as slutty as possible
>wtf why am I being sexually lusted after?
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>>35006087
guess you're a fucking liar then
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>>35006096
Are you sweaty?
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>>35006039
>Best to worst
>FFF
>FFM
>FMM
>MMM
This post was scanned and verified true by BasedDepartment
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do women really go on dating apps and talk to like 10 guys at the same time and go on like 3 dates a week?
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>>35006100
im sorry D:
don’t punish me anon.. i wont misbehave again :<
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>>35006096
If you had a boyfriend that would cook for you what would you want him to make
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>>35006096
Sorry, I'm horny rn
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>>35006104
gross
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>>35006103
No, they don't actually talk, but yes, they do have 10 matches and go on 3 dates, but it's more like per day.
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I have an appointment for the first time in 6 months with my doctor's office, would they be able to tell I haven't changed my clothes for however long it's been? Depression has been kicking my ass for the past few months and I'm just not keeping up with things lately. How do I make myself presentable so I don't seem like I'm homeless?
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>>35006096
what was the last thing that made you very happy
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>>35006103
Yes and no
They talk to 20 guys at the same time
But they go on 0 dates a week
Women have learned they can get the attention for free without needing to put out thanks to the rise in simps. There's whores out there who do OF but are virgin and don't believe in sex before marriage but are spreading labia for a camera. Women only cared for the male gaze and their compliments and that's all
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>>35006111
I've worn the same pair of jeans to my monthly hospital visit for like... 6 years now.
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>>35006028
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>>35006098
>>35006099
>the incel-trannies admit it
So you're making women who don't wear it into cucks, good job.
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>>35006031
f, no way. to be friends, all you need to do is bring each other the side of you that the other person likes. to date, you need to bring them all of you. not a similar relationship at all.
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>>35006081
Way more attractive as a girl than a guy
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>>35006103
>3 dates a week
maybe in 2018
these days they go on that many per day
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>>35006107
rude moid…
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Women what's your favorite condiment?
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>>35006116
What are you talking about to dribbling autistic retard? If I am talking to a woman and she isn't dressed like a slut and she has my attention without taking a cheap shot at my sex drive to get it it's good news for that woman because it means she's close to winning my heart and not just my cock.
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>>35006101
no i just showered

>>35006105
chicken pot pie!!! frendh toast!!!

>>35006106
its ok

>>35006112
a frog played with me today
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>>35006122
says a liar
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>>35006126
how am i supposed to know better if u don’t punish me for being one and correct my behavior
ur fault really..
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>>35006127
read >>35006107 again
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>>35006123
if you mean dip, jalapeno ranch. i make this myself by combining buttermilk ranch and jalapeno hot sauce
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>>35006125
>a frog played with me today
You're a princess!
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>>35006125
did you kiss it?
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>>35006124
Yeah and btw she just looves your personality while constantly obsessing over chads dick in front of you while pretending to complain about him.

You deserve a single mom at best, go die in a hole AGP.
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>>35006128
moids like u are why the modern state of women is so bad! u guys all want good girls but none of u want to put in the work
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>>35006116
So you're admitting that women only do it for male attention, good job.
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>>35006085
That's miserable, but very typical.
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>>35006132
You type in buzzwords you don't have a personality. Are you one of those retards who think in archetypes like life is a cartoon full of symbols or some shit?
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Is it wrong to be attracted to braces in grown women
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>>35006133
liars are not worth putting in the work for
liar
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>>35006027
Congratulations. You have Chlamydia.
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>>35006138
evil moid evil moid evil moid
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>>35006134
Everyone knew that 10 years ago, are you underage or just brain damaged?
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>>35006140
read >>35006126 again
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Need a gf to make me Nachos.
Salsa too.
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Actually now I gotta check in on you retards
Stay gender retards

Do you still play for keeps and are you prioritizing love when looking for/hoping for opposite gender encounters? Or is it all sex and orgasms in 2026?
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>>35006129
It's more than just dips but dips are included
Nice choice nonetheless
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>>35006130
nooo... sort of..

>>35006131
it did jump on my face and walk over my mouth so like sort of
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>>35006031
>If your best friend were or is of the opposite sex, would you fuck them? Would you date them? Why or why not?
M. I'm already fucking her. So yes, I guess.
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>>35006144
i want love.
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>>35006144
my state gender is probably somewhere cozy like oregon or boston. but no anon i get my romantic fulfillment by writing stories. ive never been on a date, im not playing at all
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>>35006136
>nonsense reply
Lazy bait, but you'll rope soon anyway like the rest of your kind.
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>>35006144
love isnt a thing
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>>35006142
:,(
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>>35006052
>its obvious which one im referring to here
It's really not.
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>>35006144
M
Love first + sex is just a bonus but to me sex is a physical expression of love I only fuck if I love them
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>>35006137
Depends on if you find it attractive just because it reminds you of a young girl.
Grown women that have braces are fine to have an attraction to, unless you're using the braces to fetishize the fact it makes them look like a child.
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>>35006144
M
I play to hold on.
Want me a woman who will do the same. The sex is important but not in the top 5 list of things. I'd prioritize intimacy and love because I truly want the one.
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>>35006153
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>>35006146
Can I be your prince?
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I am starting to miss this gal, but I don't wanna text her because texting sucks aaaaahhhhh why can't we meet already I'm going insane crawling in my skiiiiiinnn
Please I just wanna see her and talk and plan another meeting bbbweeeeeeeeehh
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>>35006144
M
What?
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>>35006141
No shit, but women are trying to gaslight everyone into thinking that's not the case.
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>>35006162
I'm asking if you're out for love or out for plap. Do you still hope to love a woman when meeting with them?
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>>35005968
There is no way non-tranny women use this website
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>>35006144
>Do you still play for keeps and are you prioritizing love when looking for/hoping for opposite gender encounters? Or is it all sex and orgasms in 2026?
M. Since when are those things mutually exclusive?
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>>35006167
>There is no way non-tranny women use this website
I met my gf right here on ATOGA. She's not a tranny. We've had sex, I'd have noticed.
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>>35006167
what makes you think that? it's not like its a boys only secret or anything. literally famous
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I love to chug drinks
so lately, I've started catching myself when I chug sugary drinks, since there's not point in chuggin if you're drinking for taste, that's just empty calories.
Gotta savor it.
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Do any of you still use fetlife?
I try to join groups there but its just old men sending me messages even when I say multiple times I'm not into men
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>>35006171
Why would a foid come here to be harassed?
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It's cute when a woman has a little mustache.
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Do you long for having your heart interlinked?

What does it feel like to hold the hand of someone you love?
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How do i talk to a girl at Uni?
we sat together (although it was probably because the room was kinda full), laughed at stupid stuff together a few times, some people left class and she asked me if i would stay, i just said "yeah haha" and spent the rest of the class sitting with her, maybe she wanted to talk to me? my sister told me "women don't just ask you stuff if they're not interested".
Next class i was planning on sitting with her, but, isn't it weird if the classroom is not full? i don't even know her name, my plan was to ask her how she studies (she got an A and i got a B, we both study compsci).
The thing is i get really nervous and can't talk sometimes, people think "it's cute" because i'm good looking, i even ended up writing something i couldn't say to her and she said "don't worry hehe"
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Thread is going through another loser men epidemic.
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>>35006175
i mean not to be rude but 4chan isn't really that edgy or toxic compared to the rest of the internet, its about on par with instagram comment sections and most discord servers. the choice really just boils down to website format.
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>>35006180
unlike the rest of this website which is full of winners?
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>>35006171
>what makes you think that?
Women are not into fanservice anime, video games, and right wing culture wars.
>>35006170
Lucky you
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>>35006024
>Femanons, what's (You)r favorite threesome combination? (In theory or practice)
MMM
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>>35006176
I don't see it.
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>>35006033
I'm not black.
>>35006139
It's funny you say that. I've slept with women from virtually every race/skin color among my 28 bodies so far and rawdogged and creampied each at least once.
The one and ONLY time I've caught anything was with an Indian chick. Says a lot, doesn't it?
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>>35006186
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>>35006187
>Says a lot, doesn't it?
It says that the other diseases you caught were asymptomatic.
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>>35006184
all of those things are on every social media platform is massive scale. nothing is exclusive to 4chan including its slang and userbase.
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>>35006177
Absolute cinema
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>>35006178
>my sister told me "women don't just ask you stuff if they're not interested".
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>>35006190
I know that xitter, tikkers, e-celebs, and redditors are also into that, but all of them are men who when it comes to those things.
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Cut my bangs too short wait I’m laughing
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>>35006195
yea im not saying i come here for that stuff idc about goonslop or chud politics but its not a reason to stay away either because EVERYWHERE has it
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>>35006181
I mean you're choosing a brown bear over a polar bear like it's a good idea
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>>35006031
F.
My current best friend is M
>would you fuck them?
Yes I would
>Would you date them?
Absolutely

I however wont even make a move, because he has someone else and is happy with their situation.

>>35006024
FFM but only if I get to choose the M.
I kinda ignore other options available.

>>35006123
Kikkoman onions sauce
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>>35006166
Sure.
ONS are only interesting in theory to me.
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I used to laugh at incels when they claimed that girls fuck scumbags who are mean to them but when I think back to all of my previous relationships that's exactly how I started first convos with them I would verbally bully the shit out of girls and it just worked. Is there a science that explains why that shit works? Why do holes enjoy being talked to like dirt at the start ? (i don't recommend doing it mid game it stops working after honeymoon)
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>>35006201
that word picture makes no sense anon we're talking about doomscrolling different websites
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>>35006198
Yeah, but for other websites those things are niche, but for 4chan they are the biggest boards and the main focus.
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>>35006189
I get regularly tested and the only time something showed up was with an Indian chick who I only slept with before the world was blackpilled about their people.
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>>35006207
they are not niche on other websites lmfao
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>>35006197
F.
This exact situation started my personal irrational hatred towards bangs.
1/10 will never cut my own hair again
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Just saw this tweet from last thread in the wild
Does every right winger just assume women have no agency?
Clearly left wing don't either based on their reaction to the Cornell thing
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>>35006212
Women have agency but they use their agency like imbeciles because they are glorified children with emotional incontinence, very easy to steer their agency by playing their emotions
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>>35006209
Check reddit or youtube in incognito mode. You won't find that shit on the home page.
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how can something so tiny be so fucking painful
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>>35006210
I’ve been doing it for years with success but the pressure got to me today
I already knew to not touch the scissors on a time crunch
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Post your gender
Post your favorite work of classical music
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>>35006212
Also the tweet says women can't in average have casual sex so easily
Dumb dorky bitch writing and essay to gloss over the obvious. Women who have casual sex are sluts and their social value drops, men who have casual sex are rewarded by subsequent increase of female interest due to women preferring experienced men
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>>35006218
>home page
oh so we're homonculi now
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>>35006222
M
https://youtu.be/kLp_Hh6DKWc
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>>35006224
So I'm basically fucked if I'm a friendless virgin?
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Why do I feel so heavy and lifeless all the time. My body is like an immovable clumsy anchor that I vaguely swing around rather than control.
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>>35006227
That's how normalfags use those websites
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>>35006222
F
Does this count? I dont really listen to classical or know if this qualifies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbI2nl3Duf8
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>>35006222
M
Does the Sarabande count? It's great in Barry Lyndon.
Maybe that one or the one in the Leslie Nielsen Dracula movie. Hungarian Dance No. 5.
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>>35006222
Male
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5USHu6D6U
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I owe the barnes and noble tiktok girl an apology.
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>>35006215
Using your agency poorly is still having agency
This obsession with infantizing women is weird
I feel like women can decide on their own if they want casual sex or not
Regretting it later doesn't make the culture predatory
Yet we're still protecting these poor innocent women from stupid decisions they make
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>>35006219
Because you've lived a sheltered privileged life.
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>>35006194
?
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>>35006245
men love everything.
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Can we just call that meat on men's chest their boobs? It's boobs. I dont mean moobs (fat) I mean the breast, the two symmetrical man bumps where the nipples lay. Guy boobs are kinda hot... I like their sideboobage when they wear a wifebeater. I want to bite a man there. It seems so firm and yet pillowy
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>>35006243
The obsession with infantalizing women comes from women themselves there's a reason their whole thing is to call men 'daddy' while they self conciously crave to be petite and cute and their whole model of love is to be taken care of by a kind strong man who leads in the relationship. Women are at their most miserable when they try to pretend to be anything more than that
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>>35005968
A bird hand isn't worth a man's in her bush.

>>35005997
Most people just ignore gym thots like her or report them to the manager. Nobody's "stare raping" you but yourself with your phone, honey.

>>35006001
Since I get to make your day twice changing you back, sure.

>>35006021
KEK!
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>>35006248
Anon.
I think its called "chest" be it man or woman.
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>>35006253
>A bird hand isn't worth a man's in her bush
What?
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>>35006248
Moobs are closer to woman boobs since they're just fat so. Pecs are made out of muscle
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>>35006248
Gay men do that with large pecs.
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>>35006038
>What does it mean if I hate women but I love my GF? I know she is also a woman but my mind treats her a special unique case where she is a real woman and the other women are dogs
You're mentally ill.
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>>35006264
>You're mentally ill
Yeah so what?
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Is it ethical to take viagra and go grocery shopping in gray sweatpants during work hours on weekdays to try and fish for lonely milfs?
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I mean they’re not that short but they’re shorter than I’d like . Hair grows back hair grows back
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>>35006038
You will most likely hurt her at some point if she ever does something that triggers you.
Fix your shit before that happens.
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I just paid off my entire mortgage and now I have basically nothing in my checking/savings accounts. I'm paranoid that I messed up while doing the wire transfer and I just threw all the money away (even though I followed all the instructions). I'll call the mortgage company tomorrow and talk to them.
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>>35006267
Get help
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>>35006268
What do you think is gonna happen? They gonna look at your stiff dick outline against your grey pants and go "Ara ara~"?
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>>35006273
Yes, with a midwest accent.
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>>35006270
I've never hurt a woman in my life though and don't plan on it I'd never do time for a bitch. Besides the only guys I see hitting women are the weasel nice guy losers who kiss their ass but then when she says no to sex they have a tantrum
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>>35006038
>>35006264
Most women with bfs openly hate men
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>>35006268
>cosplaying black male teenager fashion circa 2008
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>>35006274
I wanna make fun of you but I can't man I am also a MILF man and I have nothing but the upmost respect for you. I wish you nothing but the best of luck in your hunt for that prime mature ass.
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>>35006269
Post it
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>>35005968
>Women are evil because theatrical hand gestures
What level of retardation is this?
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>>35005968
Are bird hands new?
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>>35006284
Not op I kind of believe it.
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>>35006284
If hand gestures aren't evil then we should permit sieg heil salutes
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>>35006284
It didn't say evil it said crazy
Can't you fucking read?
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>>35006242
>I owe the barnes and noble tiktok girl an apology
Who?
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>>35006268
The black t shirt, boxer briefs, and grey sweatpants look appeals to young goonette women, not MILFs. Older women like well fitted jeans, boots, trimmed beards / stubble, and rolled up sleeves.
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>>35006284
>What level of retardation is this?
Anyone mimicking Italians is truly evil.
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>>35006232
Psychomotor retardation
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>>35006275
Whatever you say, self-proclaimed woman hater.
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>>35006288
potato potato
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Women, what advice would you give to young men trying to find a girlfriend/wife?
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>>35006202
>FFM but only if I get to choose the M.
>I kinda ignore other options available.
Would you choose the friend and his gf?
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>>35006289
https://www.tiktok.com/@readwrach/video/7589079691290578189
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>>35006294
At least I proclaim it better to be honest than a good boy sperg who punches dry wall when the girl doesn't reply to him after 6 hours
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>>35006293
So like brain damage?
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>>35006295
Evil and crazy are two different concepts
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Why are men so awful and promiscuous. I expected more from the smarter sex
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>>35006296
>what advice would you give to young men trying to find a girlfriend/wife?
You're never going to find perfection, and "settling" isn't an inherently bad thing. Relationships take compromise, and if you're not willing to compromise upfront, what makes you think you can make it work long term?
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>>35006301
Nta but it depends on who you ask. Godless atheist liberals use 'crazy' in place of 'evil' because they don't want to believe in evil because that would necessitate a belief in transcendent goodness which they despise to acknowledge for some reason
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>>35006296
Don't try
If you're on this board we aren't looking for you lol
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>>35006300
Iirc other things can cause it
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>>35006302
>>35006302
Sexs is cool and fun and I'm supposed to spread my seed
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>>35006299
Keep spouting more whataboutism.
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>>35006305
Holy shit, atheists live rent free in your brain.
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>>35006024
Getting fucked while my face is in tits.
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>>35005968
>MFW I hope that a random woman who looks happy is actually a victim of marital rape (with 0 evidence) because I need to fuel my irrational hatred towards men and I refuse to accept that women aren't a hive mind and no one is obligated to live their life the way I want them to just because we both have vaginas
Why are twitter "feminists" like this
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>>35006296
I know you want women advice but M advice to young guys I got is this and I mean it from the bottom of my heart
>Don't think with your dick
>When in doubt jerk it out and ask yourself if its still a good idea during post nut clarity
>Watch out for girls who are sexually forward and are too flirty at the start they're going to fuck your shit up
>Never lie about who you are to impress a woman because if it fails it's embarrassing and if it succeeds it means your ass is stuck playing a character for years and you will crack
>Never measure your self worth using pussy as the yardstick
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>>35006184
>Women are not into fanservice anime
Objectively wrong. There are many, MANY female perverts and tit lovers. Most women make their video game characters pretty/sexy. Just like being a 2 meter tall jacked dude is a power fantasy for some men, so too is being hot as fuck with giant tits a power fantasy. And yeah, there's always gonna be insecure women, but the ones who always bitch about it the loudest are trannies, fat dangerhairs, and femcels.
>video games
They're uncommon, but once you filter the attention whores there's more than you think (at least the ones who don't call themselves "gamer girls" and just play mobile match-3 games).
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>>35006082
Why do you have no clue if you got a nerd girl?
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>>35006315
Jealousy, she's got a cartoon PFP for a reason she's ugly as fuck and she will never enjoy motherhood she is unwanted and a social failure that's why she's mad at the glowing pregnant woman who is happy while she rots alone
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>>35006315
>>35006253
You talk like a tranny
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>>35006315
The idea that women are not kept in padded rooms where the big evil moids can't use reverse psychology to trick them into making decisions for themselves is honestly rope fuel.
We can't let men keep getting away with letting women have rights.
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I was walking yesterday
and then I stopped for a while to wipe the sweat off

and then suddenly I heard this voice going "Uhm, I Can See You!"

and I was confused, and then I saw this blonde lady looking at me

and I was like... Me? And she was like Yeah You

anyway
they be evil
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>>35006315
Caused she's a bitter lesbian, that's why
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How do you tell if a woman has short hair because she thinks it looks cool or simply cba to deal with long hair, vs one who has short hair because she's gay/nb/making a political statement?
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>>35006125
> a frog played with me today

Marry me immediately! There's no time to explain.
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>>35006319
>she's got a cartoon PFP for a reason
What are you saying?
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>>35006321
I agree. Women should be captured, seized, and forced into a life where she stays at home to enjoy her hobbies and attend to crafts and gardening at the cozy homestead where she is surrounded by loving children who see her as a hero. This should be forced upon all women against their will
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>>35006297
I gave it a good long thought.
>again
I cant do it.
I am afraid that I wouldnt be a "main character" in that threesome in his mind, and that hurts as a thought.
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>>35006315
I know this is retard bait but “lady smiling in photo she must be happy!” Is so incredible like bravo
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>>35006304
Decent advice, if not a bit basic.
>>35006306
Not advice
>>35006316
Not from a woman.
Women annoy me.
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>>35006330
Oof, you're in love with this moid.
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>>35006321
You joke about this and yet still fully believe Jane Doe was raped
I just don't understand you
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>>35006161
Why can't you text her to plan a date?
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>>35006178
Just sit next to her, talk to her more. If she likes you, it will work. If she doesn't like you, you weren't gonna change that anyway.
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>>35006337
I'd rather she shut the fuck up to be honest
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>>35006315
I'm an anti-natalist myself and don't want children, but I've come to realize that the vast majority of "anti-natalists" are just bitter and coping about not having children themselves. Usually they replace the baby with a dog or cat anyways and think it's somehow different.
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>>35006306
>Don't try
>If you're on this board we aren't looking for you lol
Nta
You're most likely a crabcel in the bucket. I've plapped femanons before.
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>>35006308
You’re supposed to impregnate a girl you love and help provide
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>>35006205
Emotionally immature women go for scumbags.
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>>35006320
How? I'm just telling it like it is. Would you rather I follow the vocal majority hivemind and make the rest of womankind look bad?
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>>35006315
Not commenting on the tweet but the original video
Pretty sure doctors say to wait 6 months before conceiving yet she's visibly pregnant again by 5 months
A bit reckless
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is biting someones shoulder as a sign of affection hot? what is your gender? what type of shoulders do you like to bite?
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>>35006347
>Plapping the 4chan girl
Grim. Why you going for bottom of the barrel? These foids are bisexuals with personality disorders and/or "neurodivergence" shit half of these foids got more drugs in their medicine cabinet than the local dealer
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>>35006296
>Women, what advice would you give to young men trying to find a girlfriend/wife?
Please don't date bully mean women they're awful women and they end up making their kids bullies too.
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>>35006349
What if I can't find one I love
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>>35006212
Actually a pretty based take for a Polish dyke
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>>35006346
>>35006315
A lot of feminists actually get really mad when women choose their autonomy and don't reject motherhood
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>>35006357
It's only based because it reveals the stupidity of modern women
>Maybe if I open my legs for the first date be will marry me!
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>>35006354
We can't all be Chads like you.
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>>35006330
Go for FFF
It's like being a tritagonist. Like The Powerpuff Girls, or H2O, or Totally Spies. Just gals being pals.

>>35006334
I figured I should go with universal advice, especially if your imperative is to find a wife.

>>35006336
>You joke about this and yet still fully believe Jane Doe was raped
Because a woman willingly getting pregnant in quick succession isn't in any way comparable to forcing alcohol and drugs in a minor and then forcing her into sexual acts.
And women have only doubled down due to how few men seem to understand how consent and the psychological effects of victimization works.
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>>35006361
I just frankly refuse to believe women can be this stupid
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Fuck
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>>35006358
Yeah they do, feminists are the female equivalent of trad stoic larpers, it's an compensating thing. The feminist is a failure of a woman with probably no female friends in school or approval from their mom so they try to identify with super femininity through feminism cuz they don't actually have authentic feminine charm they're usually pig ugly or their souls are disgusting and deformed and they can't breed so they make it their life's work to convince other women to follow their example so they feel less alone in their failure
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>>35006147
Kek. Is she trying to lock you down yet?
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>>35006363
She wasn't a minor and she wasn't forced to take drugs
Like part of the issue was her "voluntary intoxication"
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>>35006147
Yikes. She's probably a mean bully woman
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>>35006366
Unfortunately, many have been, and many are.
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>>35006366
>I just frankly refuse to believe women can be this stupid
Their vanity leads them to retarded situations, they genuinely believe their pussy is magic and can win a marriage out of a man. They find out the hard way that trying to use their hole as a love potion is a bad idea though the dumber ones take a long time to figure it out.
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Foids, for those of you that have been spitroasted (that's most of you obviously), how do you concentrate on sucking the cock when you are getting absolutely fucking railed from behind? Do you just let guy#2 fuck your face?
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>>35006375
Yeah and you lead them on unfortunately
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>>35005981
Why isnt he flying you out?
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Women,
Does it ever bother you that so many people wanna fuck you?
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>>35006361
I don't even think it's a strategy necessarily, it's more of an impulse problem. Think about it, how often has a 20yo woman had to tell her pussy no? A 20yo guy does the equivalent every day.
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>>35006380
I've only been spit roasted by a guy and a girl, and her strapon skills apparently sucked because I honestly didn't even care about being railed while the guy's dick was in my mouth.
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>>35005997
Incels need to remember that women are free to look however they want and they're still not allowed to rape them.
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>>35006384
Nah. I get off on the vaguely complimentary idea that I get a thumbs up from more guys than I get a thumbs down from.
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Hi, how are ya? =]
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>>35006389
my post is

I'm sleep.
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>>35006001
For >him.
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>>35006376
>>35006375
Maybe one in a thousand
But having interacted with women before, those who have casual sex did so because they want casual sex
You're helping their cause (even if indirectly) by saying it's something out of their control
A woman who casual sex is at fault for having casual sex regardless of her reasoning
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>>35006391
good dreaming =P
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>>35006321
Time to adopt Krogan gender norms
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>>35006385
I think the only time a girl has comparable impulsive horniness is ovulation/menstruation peaks maybe they have to tell their pussy 'no' during those moments. But I do think it's a strategy women use, remember that women want to feel wanted and women do many conscious deliberate things to make sure people want them and it gets fucking silly when you dig into it, such as strutting/hip swaying, women consciously perform that in public to deliberately get people to notice their bodies then when they go home they walk like normal people cuz the show is over and they don't have an audience. Women when in public see the pedestrian as a potential audience that's just how they think
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>>35006386
No matter how powerful your hips are, you just cant get the same thrusting power and drive with a harness that you get with a naturally attached cock. Its just elemetary physics.
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>>35006322
>was walking yesterday
>and then I stopped for a while to wipe the sweat off
>and then suddenly I heard this voice going "Uhm, I Can See You!"
>and I was confused, and then I saw this blonde lady looking at me
>and I was like... Me? And she was like Yeah You
>anyway
>they be evil
Wtf, were you in the woods?
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>>35006394
>One in a thousand
Nope, for women the experience of being dumb and spreading legs hoping it will get the man to be impressed enough to fall in love with her is so common of a female experience it may as well be a rite of passage for them
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>>35006400
I really, really hate shittalking either of them here of all places, but I think she thinks she's good with a strap. Idk if I'm spoiled by good dick or what but it really does feel less stimulating than just having a toy used on me. At least the whole body slamming against me thing sort of makes it feel like actually getting fucked.
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>>35006388
Hot (if you're not JH)
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>>35006371
>Like part of the issue was her "voluntary intoxication"
She was under 21 and was being served illegally, then coerced into taking ketamine. Them thinking she did it willingly is the entire reason the case was thrown out in the first place. But the actual transcription of her interview by campus police explicitly states that she was taken upstairs while heavily intoxicated and pressured her into taking ketamine several times. Even the investigation from the school found this to be true and is why one of the men was expelled.

I hate false rape allegations because they're the reason so many women aren't taken seriously when they come forth, but this is not one of those cases. You don't have the beat someone or physically force someone to do sexual acts for it to be rape, and just because you didn't physically fight back doesn't mean you weren't raped.

>>35006380
A guy once told me that sucking your own dick feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.

>>35006384
>Does it ever bother you that so many people wanna fuck you?
If anything, I'm flattered.

>>35006398
>Time to adopt Krogan gender norms
I'm still pissed they didn't let me fuck Wrex. Damn Fox News to the furthest pits of Hell.
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>>35006405
You're so mean to me.
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>>35006386
What could she have done better?
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>>35006407
considering you're still here I'd say he'w not mean enough
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>>35006389
Sleepy but I also wish to watch spooky things. How are you anon?
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>>35006408
Fuck me more like a guy? No idea really, she's my first and only gf ever.
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>>35006406
>A guy once told me that sucking your own dick feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked
And it's true. It's the same for any body part, lick your own hand and it feels like you're licking a hand. Then have someone lick your hand it feels like a diff experience altogether
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>>35006406
A 970 year age gap is a bit problematic
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>>35006407
Fuck the meanies, not in the fun way obviously.
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Did the wizard undress you from the waist down and put his penis inside your booty hole?
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>>35006411
>>35006407
>>35006404
>>35006386
Did JH just admit her gf sucks in bed?
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>>35006398
>Krogan
Kroger? The grocery store?
>>
Do you think being a Failure to Launch in your first 20-40 years would be a lot less stigmatized if humans lived a 300 year lifespan?
>>
Any ideas on names for my femboy pawn in Dragon's Dogma 2?
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>>35006410
not sleepy which sucks because it's late here and I need to wake up at a reasonable hour to actually do something productive before I go back to work
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Fuckin disappointed in /atoga/ females so much I browse and every time it's bisexuals talking about strapons. I can almost smell the rust of the septum piercings
>>
Women intensely get off of being desired (by chad, of course). Much more so than men.
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>>35006406
She changed her fucking story about the ketamine several times
And clearly by reading the events that occurred she didn't think it was rape until afterwards when everyone called her a slut
She is definitely a reason why rape stories won't be taken seriously in the future
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>>35005998
This kek
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>>35006423
I think the amount you get off on being desired by chad is comparable
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>>35006417
I'm not saying she's sucks in bed. She can get me off with two fingers in more unique ways than I can count. But when she uses a strapon, I'm always disappointed. She knows it doesn't do anything for me, but I don't think she thinks she's bad at it.
>>
Last night, I was awakened from a fitful sleep shortly after 2:00 in the morning. By a shrill sibilant, faceless voice.... I couldn't make it out at first in the dark bedroom.... the voice said to me, I want you to tell the people the truth!
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>>35006423
It's even worse for women, they don't get off on it that would imply it's a novel rare occurrence. Women depend on it mentally, they require socialization more than males. For women being desired is confirmation of stability and security their thing isn't to get off on receiving it but to feel reassured that it's still there for them. They start to lose their marbles when it starts to deplete when they age especially if they're single and unmarried by then
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>>35006420
Exhib!
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>>35006419
Between 6-13% of your life still at home? I think it would still be ok. How do you feel about going into the new dark ages anon?
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>>35006425
I want a 6'2 ginger bodybuilder Stacy so much it's unreal
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>edating iranian girl i studied with in college
>contacting her getting tougher by the day
>she says food is increasingly difficult to get and afford
how has your life been recently friends
share some positive news pls
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>>35006420
>Any ideas on names for my femboy pawn in Dragon's Dogma 2?
Julian is a good name for a faggot.
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>>35006422
Someone asked about threesomes. Sorry that two guys is such an shitty option that everyone would rather add a woman instead.
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>>35006433
The OG Dark Ages are cool, they had like early Knights. Saxon warriors and shit, like real life Skyrim without the dragons. And monks, who are like lame ass wizards without magical powers. But they can read real good so they got that going for them.
>>
When did you realize you would have to become a sex worker and get fucked in the anus every day to repay your student loans in full? Are you at least taking those AIDS prevention meds your doctor prescribed you?
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>>35006431
>>35006436
I was thinking Rose, but I think there may have been a real femboy "model" with that name (or stage name) so I'm apprehensive about using it in case it same to light that he's a creep or was underage (that happens a lot with femboys).
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>>35006410
>spooky things
like what?
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>>35006095
I didn't know that. Was he molested? Brainwashed? Indoctrinated?
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>>35006437
I think he's afraid the straps are bigger than him
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>>35006428
Bi Female here.
Doggy and missionary with a strap on just doesn't work. I can cum from it but its a weak orgasm. When you ask for harder a guy can go harder and slap his hips against you. You just cant get the same momentum with a strappy and its disappointing.
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>>35006443
No, that's what happened to you.
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>>35006380
>Do you just let guy#2 fuck your face?
Pretty much. The force of #1 moves you forward so either you all have to be in sync or you just gotta let #2 handle it.
>>35006384
It usually doesn't
But I don't like it when I'm just trying to do something and I have to be somewhere for a while and some weirdo won't take the fucking hint that I want to be left alone. Or when I notice them looking at me and they do that stupid "what are you going to do about it" smirk instead of being polite. Why is it always while I'm pumping gas too what is that.
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Is 7inches big for a penis? Women would you be happy with that or would you want more?
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>>35006445
>Doggy and missionary
What positions DO work?
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>>35006413
>A 970 year age gap is a bit problematic
Lizard years are like dog years, but backwards. He's like 100, and that's less of an age gap than Twilight.

>>35006416
>Did the wizard undress you from the waist down and put his penis inside your booty hole?
Yeah, it was the weirdest Klan meeting I was ever a part of.

>>35006418
>Kroger? The grocery store?
Fuck Kroger. They could never be as cool as a lizard that weighs as much as a car and had four testicles.

>>35006422
>I can almost smell the rust of the septum piercings
Piercings don't rust, but some materials may tarnish.

>>35006425
>she didn't think it was rape until afterwards
This is what I mean by men not understanding victimization. Some people, even men, take a lifetime to realize that they were victims. Fucking Milo Yiannopoulos still claims his priest molesting him was consensual. And most people aren't chomping at the bits, waiting with bated breath to finally be seen as a victim. It's an awful thing.

>>35006445
>You just cant get the same momentum with a strappy
SKILL ISSUE
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>>35006447
Kek you're a tranny lover.
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>>35006442
I don’t know yet.
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>>35006440
I'm more than halfway done paying off my loans and I'm only about 2 years into working. However this was only really made possible by me getting financial aid in undergrad so I came out of it without debt and only had to take it out for grad school. I might stop paying it off so aggressively since I already paid off the higher interest rate stuff
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>>35006449
Yes, probably.
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>>35006450
Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl but then you are the one doing all the work and not actually getting fucked.
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>>35006454
do you like the twilight zone
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>>35006451
>had
Y-you betrayed him in your headcanon playthrough?
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My girlfriend is really tiring me out lately. All she does is rant and complain about life and TikTok’s she’s watched.
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>>35005968
State gender. Would you say you grew up low income, middle class, or rich? How does it affect you as an adult?
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>>35006464
>Tiktok
Sober October
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>>35006435
>Positive News
>Vacation over to Boston last week
>Saw really cool architecture + history
>Went with myself and younger sister
>Had a good life talk with her about the future
>Finished up the trip with having seen and done everything we wanted
All in all a great trip and going back to work wasn't too bad. Not too many emails stacked up lol
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>>35006465
M. Mostly middle class, but my dad works in real estate development so 2008 hit us particularly hard and things were tight for a few years.
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>>35006452
>"You're a (slur) lover!"

Why, thank you! Getting this canned remark from bigots always means you're doing at least something right with your life, however small.
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>>35006465
F. Low-middle class. I'm frugal and used to doing a lot of housework and house repair myself.
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>>35006422
You're gay.
There's no satisfaction like your gf pounding her bestie with a clone-a-willy moulded from your cock
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>>35006465
M
I grew up upper middle class until the 2008 financial crisis. Then we got bumped down into solid middle class.

It definitely made me a more well rounded person. I got to experience many different sports and hobbies. Plus it allowed me to go on nice vacations. That certainly seasoned me .

All in all would recommend the middle class life style.
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>>35006465
Fluctuated. Thought my growing up my parents first lived in a big duplex villa with marble floors, then a small little house the size of a box, then a big waterfront house with a marble bathtub plus a huge yard and two living rooms, then a small firetrap wooden shack with a backyard that was basically an untamed jungle.
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>>35006474
Ok, real talk here. Is the Clone-a-Willy thing actually a good sex toy or is it purely a novelty? Because I don't want to waste my money and my bf's time on a fake dick that is only good on paper.
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>>35006472
NTA. This is a TERF thread. (You) should Yaniv on over to /tttt/
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>>35006480
If you have to ask it isn't for you.
So definitely more of a novelty than anything else.
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>>35006465
F
Low income.
Got free school lunch but we had a house it could have been way worse.
I'm poorer now than we were when I was a kid lol so it was probably a good thing I was already used to cheap food and not having things I wanted.
I'm anal about food prices and hate buying clothes if they're not on sale but I feel like that's pretty normal.
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>>35006482
Lame.
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>>35006473
The only women I've ever seen capable of this are butch lesbians.
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>>35006477
>>35006470
Glad to see some other people here are old enough to remember 2008.


I mostly remember the empty storefronts, big chain businesses going bankrupt, not being able to find a retail job at the mall despite doing the whole "pound the pavement and introduce yourself" thing, and repeatedly failing my Community College's English Rhetoric and Composition class 3 different times and losing my scholarship over it.
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>>35006465
M, more low income, lost the house in 2008, slept on aunts couches til we got a one bedroom apartment that the 4 of us shared. Used food stamps although we were never really food insecure, also got financial aid to attend private school for middle/high school then financial aid for undergrad. I was initially very cheap and penny pinching when I went to college, didn't want to burden my family but I probably took it too far. Grew into being slightly more open with spending but I still hate ostentatious displays of wealth. I make good money but I bristle at pointless expenses like brand name clothes or overpriced cars or homes. Private school also made me despise the comparison game where everyone is trying to one up each other with their wealth and baubles
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>>35006472
>tranny is a slur
I'm sure you've never used retard as a pejorative.
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>>35006481
Sorry, I'm not in a gang so I don't do turf wars.
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>>35006490
Yeah, cults are more your thing.
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>>35006489
And I assume you are bringing that word up because you are part of the group it describes? If that's the case, I do hope you have a good medical and psychiatric care team to help you with your condition.
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>>35006480
Depends on his size.
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>>35006491
>cults are more your thing
No, I don't own a red baseball cap, sorry!
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>>35006465
M,
pretty poor (on foodstamps while my dad was in med school) but stable, after about 13 we were upper middle class.

I don't deserve the good things I have
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>>35006486
Little older than me anon.
I was mostly a child when it happened.
Most I remember was not going on vacations anymore because we went under water on our house. Of course I wouldn't realize until years later what had happened.

I can't imagine trying to work in that environment. It sounds like hell for the millennials. Gen Z gang stays winning.
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>>35006492
Ah, and there's the hypocrisy.
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Do you think the guests on this episode post on /atoga/?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2N5UrOrpN4
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>>35006498
No, it's not hypocrisy to want you to get the help you so badly need.
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>>35006495
That's good. Too bad you're just as ignorant and tribalistic as them.
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>>35006465
F; upper-middle class. Dad was a cardiologist before he died during my senior year of high school (pleasant, had a dry sense of humor, sometimes authoritarian but it helped me on the right path) and while it hasn't really changed our situation, mom and I thought it was for the best to move to Florida (she lives in a 55-and-older retirement community) and have me take a gap year before college (I now live with a roommate). It didn't help that it was getting too damn expensive to keep living in NJ, but the college experience helped me keep a good budget for food, clothes, and rent.
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I think my cock is pretty neat
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>>35006486
Nta
I was in highschool, not working or driving yet. I barely noticed. Linen's and things and Hometown buffet closed but at home we were doing better than we had been when I was really little.
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>>35006485
I'm bi. I guess I'm not super feminine. I don't wear dresses and shit.
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>>35006381
>>35006394
I never said it's out of their control. I'm telling it like it is. They have bad taste in the types of men who just want to pump and dump.

>>35006402
So like Indians fucking everything in sight?

>>35006427
Right? They think about Chad almost as much as modern women, if not more.
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>>35006494
He's pretty big.
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I hear tall women and autistic women have trouble feeling feminine. say it ain't so
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>>35006456
>Is there any evidence that she was intoxicated?
The investigation corroborated her story. She pre-gamed with vodka shots, then drank at two separate bars, before arriving at the frat house. And of course the bars will deny it, because it's super fucking illegal.

>>35006461
>Y-you betrayed him in your headcanon playthrough?
No, I sucked two of them out like boba.

>>35006465
>Would you say you grew up low income, middle class, or rich?
Low income. My dad was raising six kids on under $20k/year for several years. My mom worked where she could, but it was hard to hold a steady job with six kids.
>How does it affect you as an adult?
I'm very financially driven and am stuck in between wanting to save all my money and wanting to spoil myself in ways I never could when growing up.
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>>35006501
I've noticed rainbow capitalists can't be sincere even when arguing. It must get exhausting.
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>>35006486
I remember 2008 as well, but I didn't understand economics being a tween.
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>>35006514
I'm 6'5 btw
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>>35006514
I don't really get what it means to feel "feminine" vs "like myself, who happens to be female".
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>>35006520
actually flip those numbers around
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>>35006514
My love is a life-taker
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>>35006520
We'd already be dating if that were true
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>>35006522
It's about how you present.
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Autistic men being more sexual on average and autistic women being less sexual than average tells you a lot about society
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Sex havers, what's an annoying thing media portrays about sex that isn't actually true?
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>>35006528
That it's clean and quick when you want it to be. I can't even have a quickie without feeling like I grooled my whole bathing suit area.
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>>35006528
Women cumming after 30 seconds of penetration.
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>>35006528
I don’t watch sexual media
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>>35006533
Yeah they don't show this enough even though it happens every time I fuck a woman.
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>>35006532
That's kinda hot desu
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>>35006528
>what's an annoying thing media portrays about sex that isn't actually true?
That it's super intense and heavy. Sex is, more often than not, fun.
Also, women just going to sleep right after sex. These bitches getting UTIs.
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>>35006526
See that's where I get stuck. Feminine/female it's not "womanine" The whole gender thing is complicated I'd rather just not have one.
In a perfect world no one would know my sex unless they needed to for medical reasons or I was interested in fucking them. My presentation depends on the day, and the weather. Girlmode in summer, boymode in winter unless I'm trying to look cute.
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>>35006537
It's hot until you have to shower and do the laundry.
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>>35006540
Is this a genuine question, or are you being transphobic?
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>>35005993
>>35006538
Going to the bathroom after sex/masturbation.
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>>35006542
I'm not transphobic in the slightest. If anything I'd describe myself as non-binary. If OTHER people want genders they can have them I just don't want one.
I think everyone should present how they want to present and no one should make assumptions about their genitals based on that presentation. You already have to ask some kind of awkward questions before having sex with someone I don't think it's that much of a stretch to add "verifying they have the genitals you prefer" to the list. I get that it doesn't work like that because humans are sexually dimorphic and the vast majority of humans who present as women will be biologically female and same with the males, but what if we could forget that?
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>>35006547
It's ok to dress like a hoe but don't kid around pretending that's not what you're doing
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>>35006538
>That it's super intense and heavy. Sex is, more often than not, fun.
Isn't that mostly a consequence of the plots also being heavy? Like people fucking in a castle before a siege, or a basecamp before an expedition?
>Also, women just going to sleep right after sex. These bitches getting UTIs.
Covering your boobs with a sheet prevents that
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>>35006528
The lack of UTIs
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>>35006546
Are you forgetting intersex people exist?
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>>35006547
>Based Shane Gillis getting us jerk off material from women
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>>35006554
What does that have to do with anything?
So they're intersex. Doesn't change the "present how you want to present and ask about genitals before fucking if a certain type would be unpalatable to you" rule?
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Schooling moids on 4chan is fun
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>>35006547
>do you like showing off your ass?
If you put half as much work into your glutes as I have, you'd never wear loose pants again.

>>35006549
Dressing to look good isn't the same as dressing for attention, though they are closely related.

>>35006550
>Isn't that mostly a consequence of the plots also being heavy?
To an extent, but even in heavy situations like that irl there are moments of levity.
>Covering your boobs with a sheet prevents that
It also prevents monsters from under the bed eating you.
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>>35006561
Womansplaining makes me horny
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>>35006561
>badassskeleton.gif
Agreed, sister.
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Why do those little flies fly up in your face and circle your head?
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>>35006565
*kicks your balls*
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>>35006567
They're not just doing it to your head, they do it all over your body. You only notice the head ones because that's where your sensory organs are. As for the why, they like your warmth, sweat, etc.
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>>35006564
>Dressing to look good isn't the same as dressing for attention, though they are closely related.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_purpose_of_a_system_is_what_it_does
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>>35006567
Bugs that see your blood as food can track you via the CO2 you exhale.
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>>35006448
>they do that stupid "what are you going to do about it" smirk
Hey that's me how ya doin
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>>35006574
Why are you proud of being the kind of shameless bastard who would check me out in front of my mother?
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>>35006576
nta but what makes you think I'm not checking out your mother too?
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>>35006577
That's even worse
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>>35006212
Yes, it is extremely ironic that even the feminists heavily engage in benevolent sexism.
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do you have trouble sleeping
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>>35006582
Ye
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>>35006576
Cuz you look good as fuck and I'm not whipped by pussy
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>>35006583
how do you deal with it
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>>35006448
>Or when I notice them looking at me and they do that stupid "what are you going to do about it" smirk instead of being polite. Why is it always while I'm pumping gas too what is that.
Am i the only guy that pretends i was just turning my head because I'm interested in the completely normal tree or sign in my peripheral vision?
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>>35006582
Yeah
>>35006585
I just let it fuck me 2bh
Take a Benadryl or something. Tylenol night extra strength
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>>35006585
Poorly
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>>35006582
I have trouble shutting my brain down sometimes. Sometimes it's easier to trick myself that I'm not actually going to sleep I'm just resting my eyes for a few minutes while the lights and TV are still on. If I go through the whole bedtime routine I start ruminating.
But if I'm tired and not stressed about some imminent responsibility I can sleep just about anywhere.
Why? Can't sleep?
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>>35006231
You can get friends, but I suspect you will never get anywhere with normie women. Source: am a 38 year old virgin, ever since I started putting myself out there 3 years ago I have made friends and been on dates, even kissed a woman once, but it still hasn't opened. I feel like it's difficult here to meet new prospects consistently, but also I have unresolved issues from my shitty childhood dragging me down.
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I'm thinking about moving out of my current apartment but I'm the building manager, how do I go about this correctly without pissing people off?
I'm the main person that fixes issues the landlord doesn't want to pay companies to do.
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>>35006576
NTA but I check out basically every woman I see who isn't fat although I'm not the type to stare and react. I try to turn away before they turn and notice me so I'm not making any weird smirks unless I catch her checking me out too
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>>35006232
It probably is one, perhaps picking up a martial art or dancing could teach you to move more gracefully.
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>>35006232
Sounds like depression
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>>35006586
No lol.
I want to be clear that smiling and looking away is fine it's the guys who hold eye contact and have that "haha I'm doing something you don't like" energy that I'm complaining about. Even if I normally wouldn't have been bothered by being scanned in that moment I'm irritated that they're trying to make me uncomfortable.
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Question for any folks that live in the city, how the fuck are you paying &60 for a loaf of bread? It's like 4 ingredients and all of them are cheap!
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>>35006589
>Why? Can't sleep?
nope, went to bad 4 hours again not even close to falling asleep my eyes are tired and dry but that's about it
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Do I hire the white, Mexican, or middle eastern plumber?
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>>35006603
probably mexican, what sort of a white are we talking about?
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>>35006597
They're only charging however much people are willing to pay
No one is forcing you to buy
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Girls, why won't you let men play with your hair and ears
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>>35006603
Kinda depends on where you live. I might go with middle eastern myself. Did you get quotes from all 3?
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>>35006603
The Mexican is least likely to scam you, honestly
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>>35006603
I found a Polish plumber and he was fucking based.
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I like the way women's hips flare
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Taurus Foids, ngl you all sound pretty based. Is this how you'll are or does bitch be exaggerating?
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>>35006613
I would be very interested to know what percentage of gay men below 5'9 are tops and what percentage of 6'4 plus guys are bottoms.
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>>35006597
>how the fuck are you paying &60 for a loaf of bread?
It's for rich people the same way Erewhon is. It even has the pretentious name to match.
"RYE by Fuckface McGee"
>It's like 4 ingredients and all of them are cheap!
It's all about how much you can get idiots to pay for it. And there are no shortage of rich idiots in NYC.

>>35006610
>I like the way women's hips flare
I like that women, even with narrow hips, look curvy when they bend over. God was firing on all cylinders the day he designed the female hip structure.

>>35006613
>The trvclear implications of this image are yet to be fully realized.
Picrel
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I heard somebody say that Alberta wants to be Texas, but seeing how many browns are in Texas I’d say it’s the other way around
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Gender
Do you believe all cheating is equal?

For example, you can have a couple together for many years, and then one of them cheats on a random person they just met, like the maid, personal trainer, or prostitute. That's bad.
But what if it's the other way around? What if you have a friend you're in love with for a long time, but could never confess your feelings to. Then you somehow manage to find yourself in a different relationship with someone you just met, and after dating for a little bit, you find your long time friend is open and you decide to go for it.
Is that really AS bad? I don't think so
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>>35006616
I had an ex GF that was a Taurus, and she definitely gave lots of fucks and had no patience.
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>>35006542
Transphobic isn’t a real word
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>>35006597
This is for like people that are members of Soho house and shit. A $60 loaf of bread to them is like flipping a penny into a fountain.
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>>35006620
I've heard Alberta is Florida but I think the same issue applies.
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>>35006621
>Do you believe all cheating is equal?
No. There is frequency, intent, and extent.
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>>35006608
Nah Hispanics do scam, sadly.
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>>35006621
F
I don't think there's any point to making those distinctions.
If you only just met the partner you're cheating on what incentive do you have to cheat vs just dumping them for the friend? Feeling less guilt and then not being that invested yet doesn't make the action more acceptable.
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>>35006606
I will.
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Gender

Are we cooming or are we dooming?

Also, can I skip the gym today if I count burying someone at a funeral as cardio?
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>>35006526
This is the crux of how trannies think. They present as nice people (they are ghouls), they present as women (they are men), they present as gold (pic rel)
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>>35006634
I was talking to my friend working at the front desk in my uni apartment and her tranny friend came by and said hi.

Why do so many of them dress like strippers?
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>>35006635
Porn addiction
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>>35006616
Taurus female here. Yes, we are nonchalant. People describe us as having emotional strength, that’s why we thrive in leadership positions. Ask our bestfriends, we’re the strong one in the group.

>>35006622
It must be the influence from her moon sign or rising sign so she’s not being Taurus like. You still think of her and bring her up in conversation. We make a lasting impression.
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There's no reason to ever listen to an Albertan.
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>>35006635
I'm more curious about why FTMs are almost always wiggers
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>>35006637
Bot reply
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>>35006635
How did they mindfuck people into not seeing how obviously deranged they present
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Women are your boobies squeezable
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>>35006641
I’m not a bot. Not sure what would make you think that. If it’s my writing style, I have the tisms lulz.
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>>35006645
Every dsa member is a champagne socialist
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Foids that are on the chubby side, do you like when your skin and chub is slapping back against a guys pelvis as he fucks you, making that plap plap sound? Or does it kind of embarrass you?
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>>35006613
So lanklets and actual dwarves are the least masculine, while average guys and manlets are the most?

Femanons, does this check out? It feels like cope.
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>>35006613
6'2 is still the ideal height. Fucking based.
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>>35006621
M
Cheating when you have kids is probably worse
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>>35006613
If I was under 5'6, I'd prefer to just be a tranny at that point too
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>>35006465
M
Low
I have poor spending habits and poorer eating habits, but on the plus side my standards are pretty low so it works out more or less especially since buying stuff like a nice coffee machine is cheaper than going to a doctor or whatever else
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Damn I got ugly I glowed down severely
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>>35006582
Yes but if I listen to asmr and cuddle my body pillow it doesn't take me too long to go to sleep, usually only a half hour or so
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>>35006635
>Why do so many of them dress like strippers?
Because it's a fetish. Autogynephilia they call it.
>>35006640
>I'm more curious about why FTMs are almost always wiggers
That's the zoomer concept of what's masculine, like how millennials thought masculinity = lumberjack.
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Japan wants (You) to cover your ass, femanon
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If a gay man presents as straight does that change anything
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>>35006672
There's so much to unpack here.
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Why does presenting as a janitor result in a ban?
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>>35006642
Most people do, they're just too afraid to say it. I've even had lib family members express skepticism of gender ideology in private because they know I won't rat them out to each other. The whole thing is a charade.
>>35006645
It'd be funny if it were a video game.
>>35006675
The Japanese are the ultimate boob guys.
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>>35006677
What’s up Andrew
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>>35006672
Dressing like a slut without men treating you like one is a human right
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>ask her out on a date
>she doesn't reply directly or acknowledge my request at all
>casual conversation through text and voice message, slow replies, eventually stops replying entirely
>assume it's a rejection but she's too much of a pussy to straight up say no
>5 days later randomly sends me an invitation to watch her music group perform live, just an image of the announcement, no additional info
What the fuck does it even mean?
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>>35006672
>Your wives, girlfriends, or daughters are wandering around Japan in revealing outfits that leave their nipples fully exposed.
Appeal to men, rather than the women who dress like that.
>Furthermore, we Japanese men do not find this look sexy; quite the opposite-it feels like a form of reverse sexual harassment, and honestly, it is repulsive.
Aside from implying women dress like that to sexually appeal to Japanese men, they are also being hypocritical since they ate asking you to dress sexily in a way that appeals to their cultural values. That and the irony of Japanese men being degenerate perverts. Assaulting women in public is fine, but god forbid a woman offend your eyes with her cleavage.
>Since we cannot easily approach them to point this out directly, could you please advise the women around you to cover their nipples and avoid walking around in such revealing clothing-especially at shrines and temples?
Cowards
>If we were to accidentally catch a glimpse of the nipples of an overweight, middle-aged woman with fat spilling out of her clothes, it would make us lose our appetite for dinner.
Actually based
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i took a shower whos proud of me
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Why are women so loose?
I've installed tinder one month ago and I've already fucked 4 tinder hoes
Do they have no shame?
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>>35006686
It means she only sees you as another number to take advantage of
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>>35006686
>What the fuck does it even mean?
Maybe they receive a portion of the cover charge for the show
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>>35006691
Yeah I'm thinking it's a vague "maybe we can be kinda friends or acquaintances" but holy fuck I hate the ambiguity. Just say what you want and don't want. So annoying. Anyway I'm not going because this is stupid. And I hope I'm never stupid enough again to pursue a woman.
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>>35006672
it turns me on just how much women really want to wear as little as possible in public places
woman yearns to be naked
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When I was a kid my parents used to yell and hit each other all the time so now I don’t know how to leave a mutually unhappy relationship where we just shut down communication despite the fact that we don’t like each other anymore.
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>>35006698
admit it you'd love to date a guy with a left arm that turns into a leg all the way from shoulder to foot
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>>35006698
Me on the right
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>>35006703
Just leave the relationship.
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Tonight has "finally kill yourself" vibes ngl
Should test it out
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>>35006698
Ok bitch first of all I invest in nuclear ETFs and second I drink Irish whiskey because I have fucking class.
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>>35006697
Good call
Nothing feels worse than being in the friend zone still thinking you have a chance
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>>35006709
Nah
Give it another week
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>>35006689
I am. Great job big guy.
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I bet creampieing a woman while she moans and wraps her legs around you is an amazing feeling
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>>35006675
wdym

policing what people wear at religious sites should be noncontroversial
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>>35006689
No soapy titty pics?
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I have to poop very bad but it’s storming outside and I am deathly afraid of lightning hitting the pipes, traveling up my toilet, and electrocuting me dick and balls first.
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>>35006716
oh for context I didn't read the tweet I only read the image
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>>35006715
It’s pretty cool
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>>35006716
>policing what people wear at religious sites should be noncontroversial
Not arguing that. I was arguing the opinion piece from "JAPANESE CRY OF TRUTH"
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>>35006718
You'll be okay. Just go poop.
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>>35006718
That’s how you get superpowers.
Also cures ed I think
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>>35006716
Yeah that one’s fair. If you go to church dressed like that you’re catching dirty looks by everyone but the Unitarians.
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>>35006715
It's not just her legs around you, she'll probably be hugging you as well. It's one of the best feelings I know and now I'm realizing how long it's been
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>>35006690
how does it feel living life viewing yourself as a nasty disgusting creature who ruins and devalues people by touching them. that's so depressing. how can you even want to love people when you think to yourself that someone embraced you and it ruined them because you're just that bad. i don't understand men at all.
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>>35006717
maybe one day if u guys behave
jk
>>35006713
<3 much appreciated anon
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>>35006722
>>35006723
Fine but if I die my blood is on your hands.
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>>35006698
I don't smoke, I only gamble if I play poker, my cat btfos any rats, only fast food I eat is church's chicken, I'm not a weeb, I only like R34 of vidya, I'm not a trumptard, I don't buy stock of companies with executives on the Bilderburg steering committee, and Jameson is better than Jack.
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Do cardio so you can fuck for longer and do more interesting things
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>>35006730
You'll be okay
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>>35006731
what is churchs chicken,
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>>35006731
Popeyes shits on Church’s and it isn’t close.
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>>35006732
Nobody will love me anyway
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>>35006709
At least wait for the Noahide shit to go down in November
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>>35006734
Inferior to Popeyes in every way. The biscuits mog the bread from Raising Canes but just barely.
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Should I start asking women if they're single before asking for their numbers?
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>>35006698
I don't gamble, smoke, or do crypto and replace the Jack Daniels with Tennessee honey
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>>35006739
Go for it life's too shor—ack!
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>>35006740
Tennessee Honey is fucking disgusting. It’s Crown Royal Maple level trash.
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>>35006739
Nah that’s a them problem. If they’re cheating whores then you’re doing the other guy a favor honestly.
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>>35006698
I don't gamble, I don't have bitcoin, I don't have a TV in my room, I do have 4 monitors but that's because I have two computers set up (one for work one for gaming), I don't have cigarettes and i wouldn't smoke inside anyway, I don't have any Jack, my apartment isn't that run down, it looks nicer outside, I don't have trash spread out like that, and I don't have any demons in here
Also no pet rat sadly
I'm a normie
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>>35006746
what do u do for work
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Women, if your boyfriend wanted to live off the grid in some cottage somewhere with you for a month would you do it
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>>35006747
Why
I'm still fat and ugly desu
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>>35006747
I manage OF models accounts. The guy pretending to be a model online and flirting with strangers to sell them more and more lewd photos so they can nut? Thats me.
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Hey girls, could you try to not kill your kids please
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>>35006750
i dont think ur being honest
>>35006749
what does u being fat or ugly have to do with what u do for work
also, how fat?
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>>35006751
That’s so fucking depressing. Poor baby.
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United when you catch these fucking hands
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>>35006735
>Popeyes shits on Church’s and it isn’t close.
>>35006738
>Inferior to Popeyes in every way.
Bojangles is the GOAT, but Popeyes is a close second.
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>>35006751
Was it because she was mentally ill?
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so is korraposter like 40 or what.
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>>35006755
I saw that snl scene it was hilarious
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>>35006756
But of course. Probably postpartum depression. Three years isn't too late to have it, you misogynist!
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Does anyone else have this feel or is it just me? I have moments where I want a relationship, but then two things happen: 1) I wonder who would possibly want to date me 2) I don’t find my options all that appealing and don’t connect with many people. It’s like this circular loop and my reasoning is like I have a lot going on for me and I have enough problems, so I’m looking for someone who won’t add to those problems, but one problem is that I just can’t picture being with anyone. Am I retarded, is this common, or how do I unfuck my situation here?
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>>35006759
I JUST turned 30. I feel old enough without you asking if I'm hitting menopause.
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>>35006755
>Bojangles is better than Popeye's
I've seen people post a lot of bait but this is a step too far. Bojangles has incredibly plain chicken.
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>>35006763
Are you being sarcastic, I can't tell. She needs to be executed
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>>35006751
Tf kind of name is Metallica. Ugly ass mutt too. Leave it to some low iq Dan bilzerian lookalike to breed her.
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>>35006766
wasnt trying to be mean you just text like my dad and im used to imagining everyone is my age
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>>35006764
Everyone you will ever be with will have problems. The key is what they add to your life that outweighs those things.
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>>35006770
She has that white trash look like she probably had a nice body before she had the kid and started working at IHOP.
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>>35006775
Looks like she has some Mexican blood
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either gender
how much money to eat cooked human flesh?
u are guaranteed u wont get any diseases or get sick from it
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>>35006778
>either gender
f.
>how much money to eat cooked human flesh?
Never
>u are guaranteed u wont get any diseases or get sick from it
Lies.
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>>35006779
>>u are guaranteed u wont get any diseases or get sick from it
>Lies.
lady doesn’t know how hypotheticals work
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>>35006748
>live
>a month
That's just a vacation anon
Yeah
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>>35006778
M. $50k
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>>35006778
I think people who would curiously snack on a person if they could without any consequences is the perfect indicator of someone belonging to the population of skinwalkers we need to cull to advance as a species.
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>>35006772
True. I think I’ve just closed myself off and need to put myself out there. Just not easy doing this into your 30’s. I haven’t dated anyone in like 2-3 years. I got nothing from dates besides tons of scheduling and having to constantly talk to someone who I was never sure had positive intentions towards me.
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>>35006768
>Bojangles has incredibly plain chicken.
I think their bone-in chicken is better since the spice kinda permeates the meat, while Popeyes had the better tenders because of the breading. Plus Bojangles has better biscuits and pinto beans, but Popeyes has better mac n' cheese and beans and rice.

And I don't know if anyone remembers, but back in like 2021, Popeyes was selling these wild berry beignets and they were phenomenal.

>>35006771
>you just text like my dad
Is that a good or bad thing?
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>>35006764
It was common for me
What worked was pushing through and just actually going on the bad dates. Eventually you’ll hit someone good and better than you could have ever dreamed
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>>35006778
M
I'd do it for free if I could be guaranteed to not have to worry about disease, law, or sourcing it in a way that doesn't bother me morally.
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>>35006778
F
I would do it for free but if I’m going to get paid $1 million dollars
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>>35006778
F
All the money isn't enough money. Can't do it.
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>>35006778
M. I’d be down for it. I hear it tastes similar to pork. I’d like the money though, so idk $20?
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>>35006789
>>35006788
can we get a reason why
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>>35006792
I'm curious about how it tastes
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Women, would you date a man who's an idiot, not trivial or serious?
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>>35006683
*taps fish tank*
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>>35006795
>not trivial or serious?
What do you mean by this
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GENDER WHY DON'T YOU DRINK MORE MILK
8 GRAMS PROTEIN PER CUP
GULP SIXTEEN AND THAT'S LIKE YOUR WHOLE DAY'S WORTH OF PROTEIN
COSTING ONLY A COUPLE DOLLARS
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>>35006787
How many bad dates did that take you? Because I’ve had terrible luck. The others, lukewarm at best. I had someone lie and claim they had trauma so I wouldn’t touch them then tried to play it off, which was a doozy. I’m not sure I’m completely past that one.
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>>35006778
M
no amount because I consider it an act that damages the soul but I say that from a relatively privileged position of financial security
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>>35006792
I’ll eat anything man
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>>35006781
Idc. At least I know which anons will become cannibals in the future
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>>35005968
>>35005988
https://youtu.be/PQFJa00jqV4
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>>35006800
Bitch I drink like a gallon and a half of chocolate milk a week shut the fuck up
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>>35006800
Alcoholism made me lactose intolerant.
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>>35006801
What? Play it off how?
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>>35006778
f, im broke, probably like 50k
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>>35006791
Everything tastes like pulled pork if you put it in a slow cooker with bbq sauce

t. White trash that eats raccoons
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>>35006801
Dozens
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>>35006800
M
I drink almond milk because I'm trying to be less of a fatass
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>>35006806
that's only 24 cups in a week
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>>35006802
I’m glad you’re working to protect your soul, anon. I’m not sure I have much of one left. Kind of worrying desu
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>>35006778
I would eat the Prime Minister
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>>35006800
milk is like 130 calories per cup
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>>35006786
its not bad you just text like youre 30 which is fine im just always unprepared to remember people online can be older than like 24
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>>35006816
He said your daily protein not your daily calories what's your point?
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/atoga/ is a Zaxby's thread
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>>35006819
Fuck Zaxbys. They are hot garbage.
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>>35006818
idc abt protein i care abt calories
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>>35006821
You should care about both
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Every day I have to fight the urge to not make disgusting fetish posts in this thread. Some days I lose, but not today.
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>>35006822
ur not my dad
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>>35006808
I asked her about it after a few dates because I was concerned about the lack of any form of physical touch and was afraid of actually causing a trauma response, but then she was all like “yeah, no I don’t have trauma. I realized at the time it sounded like I did.” and then tried to be all touchy feely. Mind you this was several dates in so like she could have fixed the issue back then but didn’t. Obviously broke up and got hit with “I wasn’t sure about you” and the dots connected from there.
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>>35006800
>WHY DON'T YOU DRINK MORE MILK
I get the three cartons of 2% ultra-filtered milk from Costco and finish that in about two weeks.

>>35006819
>>35006820
Zaxbys has great fries, but they don't season their chicken. The spicy Zax sauce is pretty good, tho.

>>35006825
>ur not my dad
I had sex with your mother, just like your father did.
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>>35006828
>ultra-filtered milk
That makes you gay, you have to drink unpasteurized small farm milk with blood and pus in it.
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>>35006828
This is the most disappointed I have ever been in you.
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The reason trannies have trouble dealing with the fact that society mindfucked them is because they actually went through it
Turmoil is the only way I can describe it
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Women who are addicted to weed and convinced they could quit if they wanted (and unable to ever, ever actually try to do that) is such a huge turnoff, but stanky ass chubby weedheads wafting that awful smell is the new average in women, at least here in america.
How is a moid supposed to not be revolted by the average woman?
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Why is it so hard to get sex
Where are the women who will come over and fuck and leave
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>>35006834
I have no illusions of quitting but at least I'm not fat. Better than taking Ativan.
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i want a stoner bf
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>>35006836
They're everywhere but you need to schedule that and pay them
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>>35006838
Hi
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>>35006839
I have the skull on that prevents me from paying for pussy
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>>35006828
>I get the three cartons of 2% ultra-filtered milk from Costco and finish that in about two weeks.
I like 2% or less for coffee and any recipes because milk plays better when it has the lactose but not so much fat, but I prefer drinking whole milk by far.
Nevertheless I buy the 1% or "fat free" so I can drink more of it for the protein without going over on calories.
I get through 12 cups a day.
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>>35006832
I'm sorry, but Zaxbys has to start offering spicy tenders before they can go toe-to-toe with Popeyes and Bojangles. They are better than Raising Cane's, Slim Chickens, and Jollibee (don't tell my wife I said that).
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>>35006843
You drink a gallon of skim milk a day?
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>>35006178
she likes you, take the hint bro
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>>35006847
very close to it. Every other night after work I milk run my store, $5 for 2 gallons. Then I have a crisis on the weekend because I don't have enough milk
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Femanon, I hope you aren't planning on shitting out any kids at your age.
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hi moids.
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>>35006856
Cunt
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>>35006852
O_O a gallon of milk a day sounds insane
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moid milk
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>>35006859
Bitch has never heard of GOMAD
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>>35006860
Moids don't make milk.
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>>35006862
my dreams are crushed, thanks a lot anon
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Women, thoughts on femboys?
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>>35006862
this is correct. >>35006860 needs to came back to reality.
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>>35006844
I don’t even think they are better than Canes tbqh. Also the Filipino obsession with Jollibee needs to end. The spaghetti is hot garbage. The mango pie is aight tho.
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>>35006862
Cum has a milky texture though.
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>>35006862
>>35006865
Under extremely rare circumstances men actually can lactate.
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>>35006869
wish on a shooting star for all atoga moids to lactate from here on out
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>>35006859
it helps me have a hoooooooge dik.
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Not only are you people zero help but you actively disgust me. Congrats!
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>>35006867
no it has as snotty texture

>>35006869
>>35006870
its extremely rare and usually needs a combination of genetics + hormonal disruption either from old age or something environmental. it really is very rare.
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Hi
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men why arent u in my bed rn!?!?!?!! im cold and ineed moid warrmth pls psllpslspls
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>>35006874
how did we disgust you? I guarantee you if you're upset because someone called you retarded, you deserved it
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>>35006878
The milk discussion
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>>35006877
We hate you and want you to freeze to death
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>>35006814
I just feel like crossing certain thresholds can change you in ways that are permanent, even if they're subtle. same reason I resist the very strong temptation to try assuaging my loneliness with a chatbot.
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>>35006877
No can do, I'm sick, wouldn't want to spread it.
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>>35006877
being not picky about the male bodies you're inviting into your bed is a massive ick
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>>35006880
what's your problem with milk!? are you NOT a mammal?
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>>35006881
:[ well ur wish is coming true i hope ur happy
>>35006883
i accept all moid germs , I don’t mind
>>35006884
men can’t have icks that’s only a girl thing
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>>35006885
Comparing it to cum is disgusting and your faux Reddit-like attitude trying to make a conversation has saddened and infuriated me. Quite frankly if you were a subject of mine I’d have your feet cut off and your son would become my newest scheming eunuch
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>>35006853
Fuck no
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>>35006887
Nta you give me the ick constantly, over and over
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>>35006890
is it cuz i annoy u guys too much abt getting fat
i can’t help it..
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>>35006888
ok retard
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>>35006893
Die in real life
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>>35006892
Everything about you and your personality is icky and gross
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>>35006892
You're annoying in general. nta
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>>35006897
>>35006898
how do i improve then
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>>35006899
Shut the fuck up occasionally
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>>35006901
my posts are typically really short tho,
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>>35006903
Nigga shut the fuck up.
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>>35006904
(0 x 0)
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Get this tranny a child to molest
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Overthinking is a female trait. Men are supposed to be impulsive and poised to spring into action.
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>>35006909
Then why are all the philosophers men
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>>35006022
Lol
>>35006024
I'm a lesbian so FFF obviously
>>35006652
Not into men
>>35006751
Let's wait until we hear the full story before we start playing the blame game
>>35006778
I couldn't for any amount
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I swear femboys were so much easier to make in the first Dragon's Dogma game. For all the gender neutral shit they added to this game, it's damn near impossible to make a feminine looking man.

What do you guys think of my pawn?
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>>35006913
I hate it but it looks like you're having fun so disregard me
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Women would you date a guy who smokes menthols or any other sort of cigarettes. Would you smoke one with him.
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>>35006842
>I have the skull on that prevents me from paying for pussy
Was that a halo reference? No wonder you're struggling m'nigga
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>>35006915
My ex smokes menthols.
I'll take a few puffs off of someone's but I don't need my own.
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>>35006909
Would women be interested in a man born on the day of insight and curiosity and also right on the cusp between pisces and aries making him both a thoughtful pisces with high empathy, creativity, and incredible intuition but also ruled by Mars and embodies pure, raw Aries energy making him an independent loner, bold, and intensely focused on his own goals without external influence? hm?
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I like women's cute little feetsies. Women, you have cute little feetsies, I hope you know that
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>>35006921
thanks
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>>35006918
I’m not struggling I just want it easier, these women are not worth the wine and dine
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>>35006913
femboys are scary.
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>>35006915
What you really want is a bitch that’ll share a clove cigarette with you
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men wwyd if u woke up tied to a chair and a femanon sat on ur lap and fed u some strawberries
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>>35006926
Panic and kick her
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>>35006926
there would be a voice shouting at me from the sidelines
>the chair! the chair! hit her with the chair!
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>>35006929
what part of tied to a chair do u not understand
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>>35006925
those r banned!
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>>35006931
The part where you didn’t elaborate on fully bound
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>>35006930
*tosses a metal folding chair, ladder, and raccoon into anons room*
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>>35006935
well u r fully bound!! can’t move an inch!
u can eat the strawberries and nothing more
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How do I get a chill af stoner gf that's ok with me being sober?
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How do I get woman of the night
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>>35006939
there's no such thing. take the erratic behavior foids already have then add to it any degree of drug-addling and you get something ranging between the "white trash momma who kills you with a cinderbrick" and "amber heard"
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Why do so many musicians look so greasy. Wash your hair and get a cut nigga.
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>>35006942
Shit, I thought the marijuana would moderate neuroticism. How do I find someone who's not loud and high maintenance?
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>friend (woman) has to drop out of recurring group thing for unspecified reasons
>has another friend communicate this to us and also ask us to respect her privacy
atoga ladies, does it ever actually feel positive to get a "best wishes hope everything is okay" message from a male friend in this sort of context or does it just inherently come across as prying or self-serving
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>>35006944
a lot of ppl ar enot loud or high maintenance.
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>>35006945
ur overthinking it, the message would come across fine/ friendly
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>>35006926
Nigga
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
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>>35006943
most musicians are in it for the attention. it's all a "look at me look at me look at me!" wannabes
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>>35006949
stop calling me the nword :/
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>>35006945
I would appreciate that
might not respond though
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This girl lives 2 hours away from me, matched with her last saturday, we moved over to talking on instagram on sunday and then she deleted bumble and said that she found it overwhelming. We're still talking every day so is she interested and should I invite her to my apartment or meet her somewhere halfway between us?
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>>35006952
Thick lip, spearchuckin, nose-bone, cat-eatin, goin-out-for-newports, fried chicken lovin NIGGER
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>>35006953
>feeding a disease-carrier
why did you post this?

>>35006955
meet her halfway (in effort) between you two as soon as conveniently possible for both of you
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everyone I meet who wants to keep in touch asks to swap instagrams, is it a red flag that I don't have one
I'm 35 with a job, I don't take pictures I've just got bluesky and discord
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>>35006953
I think /an/ might have the highest population of foids out of any board
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>>35006957
i am a disease carrier evil turbo killer
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>>35006959
Bluesky is a major red flag
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>>35006955
Inviting her to your place might come off as lazy and/or too forward. Meet her halfway.
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>>35006959
its a red flag that they expect to use instagram
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>>35006961
/cgl/ bruv.
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>>35006961
animal cool.
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>>35006962
YOU'RE A TURBO KILLER
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ
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is it weird that whenever i see a cute moid outside in public i like to thnk he's one of u guys somehow
>>
Girls, were you the Lucy Craig of your school?
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>>35006969
I can spot an atoga femcel irl
I could not figure out who's an atogan moid though, unless I saw myself in a mirror
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>>35006967
I'm an animal top sometimes if you know what I mean hahaha
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I fucked up. I have no drunk snacks
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>>35006963
If he's a dude he could leftistmaxx for pussy
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>>35006973
i srsly dont get it.
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>>35006975
Dudes who use Bluesky are spiritually castrated. The last thing he’d ever think about is the horrible act of penetrating a woman
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>>35006963
if it's a red flag then it's an honest one, I'm a simp for artists
>>35006969
that's really cute desu
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>>35006977
nta. what a neat creature. I don't want to be close to it though
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>>35006969
It means you spend too much time here and need to get a life irl
>>
why don't you girlfriends just relax together, laying around all soft-like and lazily massaging each other's back/butts with your feet, or having the occasional pillow fight?
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>>35006972
>I can spot an atoga femcel irl
whats are the giveaways?
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>>35006957
>>35006964
Would you say she's interested in me romantically? I don't want to be a penpal but she also lives 2 hours away so I gotta wait until I have some free time on the weekend to see her ya know? We haven't really flirted at all. We're both really into goth and metal music so we've just been talking about that
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>>35006984
The smell
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>>35006980
i like tenrecs. they have a special group of spines they rub together to communicate with. u should wathc a video with audio, it's so neat.
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>>35006977
I could go wild haha, I could eat like a dog who's never seen meat lol, if you catch my drift
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>>35006988
from the thumbnail I thought it was a pic of alyssa's hairline
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>>35006989
so you're just hungry?
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>>35006986
we smell so lovely and yummy?
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guys i've realised my palate is kinda small and my tongue is massive. is this the reason my voice isn't very clear and i get voice cracks like a teenager ? can i fix it ??
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>>35006984
mid looking with dark circles under the eyes women wearing make up but the wrong color foundation in at least slightly unkempt clothes looking anxious in mundane environments aged 17 to 40 with at least one characteristic flag for sexual deviancy marking, who, if spoken with, use sentences that are least a few words longer than they should be.
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>>35006993
Post voca
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>>35006985
I would assume she is
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>>35006997
I don't wear foundation
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>>35006997
i dont wear makeup
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>>35006991
We could say that haha ravenous even. You could say that I yearn for a taste if you understand what I'm getting at lol
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>>35006993
The fact that you're analyzing yourself in this much detail means that you're too far gone and should kill yourself immediately.
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>>35006997
nta
this is how i picture all atoga femanons
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>its going to be another lonely winter season again
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>>35007002
u should make a sandwich or something. im doing that rn.
>>
positive affirmation: the fact that I'm unlovable does not reflect on me morally, I was just raised (despite the best intentions of my loving parents) to be a very challenging person for anyone to feel affection toward
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>>35007006
There's something much tastier than a sandwich that I want
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>>35007006

You wake up at the ripe old age of 54 and your slovenly, disgraceful daughter is shovelling ultra processed food into her gullet at rapid fire pace.
Why wouldn’t this upset you? If you’ve had enough, you’ve had enough. So you slink past her, meekly pouring your coffee as you hear her coughing fits start up again.
“Heard back from the job agency, honey?” Today you chose to walk into the fire, as you do every day. You say it’s for love, but the hollowed eyed visage across the island, her claws wrapped around your bag of Oreos, has only the malaise of exhaustion and indignation. She is truly your daughter
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>>35007004
Indonesian?
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>>35007004
not brown enough, probably
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>>35007014
Most of the femanons are white, the guys are all brown. Brown women have no reason to be on 4chan
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>>35007016
im half brown
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>>35007019
What half?
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>>35007016
A confident retard is the natural state of retard
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>>35007020
?
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>>35007016
>femanons are white
pretty sure there's only one that's actually white, and we all know who that is. literally ALL of them are some level of brown outside of the one exception. the guys are a mix of white and brown
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>>35007021
you'd know
>>35007023
More like the only exceptions to the white rule are Korra and jh. There are a low of brown guys who larp as white
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What's the scientific reason behind women and their obsession with bad guys?
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>>35007024
Ur pudding me off, now I have to hit my son
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I wish I was white, blonde and blue eyed.

Western media taught me to hate myself
>>
annoying stupid moid hrs
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>>35007022
Left or right? Bottom or top?
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>>35007025
Is this guy your definition of a bad guy?
He's hot, fit and huge next to the brown guy. Also looks fun unlike the brown guy on his phone.
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>>35007022
Mother or father's side?
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>>35007028
More like charming delightful moid hours.
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>>35007031
mother's.
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>>35007027
An Asian girl could cosplay that better
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>>35007022
Black or white?
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>>35007034
what
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>>35007034
Russians are asian
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I sure wish I had a brown skinned girlfriend to love and hug sigh
Unfortunately I am 5’9
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>>35007030
He filmed this video to show how much of a "chad" he is compared to the innocent brown man. That's borderline harassment
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>>35007004
You got the bags and messy hair down
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Persian twink, betchu got a good booty on you
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White women hit the wall harder and earlier than others.
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>>35007039
>innocent brown man
That's his crime, being ugly and dark
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Proof that being 5’9 is a death sentence >>35007038
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>>35007043
We outnumber you. Cope
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>>35007030
>>35007039
it's AI you dingus, probably made by a brown man even
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>>35007042
Not enough Fucking Moids! Fuck! In your post this time try again
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God nerfed me by making me Slovenian
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>>35007044
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>>35007049
dont u guys have cool beehives
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>>35007039
Why? Is he in a place where public filming isn't allowed? That every man pays the price for being out where he can be seen. That's what fair is.

Borderline harassment sounds like a foid thing.
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White women are not very smart
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>>35007045
We breed like cockroach saar many rape
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>>35007055
>hy? Is he in a place where public filming isn't allowed?

Quit being disingenuous. I never said anything about not being allowed to film in public. This is about intent. The guy was specifically filming right next to the other guy to dehumanize and mock him.

>>35007047
It's not AI.
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Moids, she is making a good point here, why can't you seem to understand this?
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>>35007058
>It's not AI.
just look at the fingers you idiots
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>>35007057
>rape
Have you seen the rape stats in white western countries? You should
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>>35007060
It's not AI, the fingers look perfectly fine.

But even if it was, White people have a tendency to do this type of stuff. They have no shame
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>>35007059
The word but is such a huge filter holy fuck
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>>35007059
I bet this hag still thinks she's in her 20s
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>>35007059
before I labored myself on her arguments I parsed for superficial credibility.
>"I'm not crazy"
>crazy eyes
>bird hands
>nose piercing
mega fail

>>35007063
there's 6 shifting fingers of the hand of the indian man's phone.
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>>35007027
What race are you?
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>>35007058
>dehumanize
Well he has to be human in the first place
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>>35007042
i honestly dont think so. most milfs are white. show me a brown woman who stays fuckable after 35. 1 pregnancy and it's over for a brown jeeta
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>>35007062
The rape capital saar #1 export
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>>35007058
>This is about intent. The guy was specifically filming right next to the other guy to dehumanize and mock him.
So? You want to feel victimized for being mogged?

>>35007047
Better if it's ai. Attractive women next to fatties is allowed. It's a right worth fighting for in every dimension
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>>35007059
Can someone give me a qrd? I can't stand to sit through this.
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>>35007042
>>35007056
What do white women specifically have to do with these answers
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>>35007071
The grand majority don't age well and the ones that do are a statistical anomaly (or are doing botox and other artificial shit) because European genes are inherently recessive; blue eyes have higher light sensitivity and glare and greater risk of certain eye conditions later, while the sun hates pale skin. All backed by science.
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>>35007077
They are literally the source of all societal problems in the west.
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>>35007052
how does that help me
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>>35007059
I cant take the opinions of people who bleed out their crotch seriously
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>>35007074
Pedo capital = All western countries lmao
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>>35007084
What do these races have to do with whites aging badly? Are you insecure? And it’s not even what I think what I said about whites is literally fact-based science. If you really wanna know, these races don’t crack unlike whites.
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>>35007089
>>35007079
Also, balding is much much more common in Caucasian men (See who tops balding stats e.g: Spaniards, Dutch people etc..)
Another proof that Euro genes are recessive
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>>35007076
She’s saying that women don’t feel “emotionally safe” when the man needs sex and physical intimacy to feel close to them. Just typical feminist nonsense.
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>>35007091
>Another proof that Euro genes are recessive

It's because white is the color of purity. Anything less than white, is not white. But there are infinite shades of brown.
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women look so hot in a tanktop and jeans. fuck
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>>35007091
>Also, balding is much much more common in Caucasian men (See who tops balding stats e.g: Spaniards, Dutch people etc..)
>Another proof that Euro genes are recessive
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>>35007086
We are pedophile Saar grooming rape gang saar
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>>35007089
Not him, but I was cornering him with a counterargument concerning other races. He's either brown or a self-hating libtard.
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>>35007096
>Posts young model
Lmao, post him again in his late 20s
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choose 1 guys:
10/10 stacy wife
1 million in cash
your mom lives forever
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>>35007091
>>35007098
>>35007101
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>>35007101
What race are you that ages so much better?
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>>35007050
?
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>>35007094
>>35007096
It's funny cuz it's the same Jeet who spams the thread about "pink/snow" women incessantly and obsesses over kp, he's mad cuz he can't fuck white women lmao
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>>35007101
Why did you post a swarthoid
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>>35007106
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>>35007105
Black pepo start scalping folx when it gets too hot out.
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>>35007102
#3
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>>35007102
1 mill cash. Immortality would eventually turn into a curse, humans weren't meant to live forever.
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>>35007102
the connotation that a stacy is a good thing has the opposite effect on me.
so I'll take the money
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>>35007102
gotta say #3 i'm a mama's boy
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>>35007103
>Insecure Pig thinks that's an insult
hahahaha
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Dang, I forgot how sus Pettigrew was
Rule 63 Ron would only make it even more sus...
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>>35007111
>>35007116
What's the point of having kids that don't outlive you or even want to
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>>35006997
>with at least one characteristic flag for sexual deviancy marking
Like a pride flag, or more abstract?
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>>35007117
Gotcha! So you’re one of those faggots who puts mystery meat on a pedestal. Not beating the allegations!
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>>35007119
you're right but in this hypothetical scenario i gotta choose my mom. can always earn money, stacy, ehh cant choose a random hoe over my mom cmon man
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>>35007119
They think it's the morally correct choice. Virtue signaling on an anonymous imageboard
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is this the fucking "ask the opposite race anything" thread? actually that sounds hilarious can some one make that pls
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>>35007026
>Ur pudding me off, now I have to hit my son
You're a mom? Or did you mean your pet?
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stop the race war and start the moid and femanons making out war
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Is Entjeet back again?
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>>35007118
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>>35007134
yeah. interracially
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>>35007134
I wish we could do so without having [race] shoved in.
Can't change sexual preferences. Either someone likes [race] or doesn't.
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>>35007138
shut up and kiss entj already
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>>35007120
both
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>>35007135
feels like it lmao, but it's actually probably a different brownoid seething
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>>35007059
We need a name for women like this.
How about Rape Chungus?
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>>35007149
>last time you attended a convention?
never
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either gender
do u think ur capable of killing someone else w ur bare hands
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>>35007118
>>35007136
The series was too Gryffindorcentric: Ron and Hermione should've been sorted into Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, respectively.
(And maybe someone from Slytherin could've been Vegeta'd into the main gang by around the fourth or fifth book.)
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>>35007160
m absolutely.
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>>35007160
M
Would depend on how strong they were.
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is it normal to not want to be in a relationship until you have you shit together or should i have been getting myself into situationships in my teens and early 20s? i don't even know if i want to get married lol
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>>35007165
It kind of feels like no matter what you do you're going to feel like you did something wrong unless you get really lucky so maybe try not to worry about it?
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>>35007149
Probably 3 years ago. It's always boring work stuff though. I wanted to visit TGS as a kid, but I don't keep up with video games anymore because they suck now. Gun convention in America would be cool though.
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>>35007164
ur opponent is this other anon>>35007163
, he already seems pretty confident, good luck
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>>35007149
>Men, when was the last time you attended a convention?
PAX Unplugged with some friends that live in the area, it was pretty cool
>Are there any you'd like to visit in another country (e.g. Comiket)?
Comiket is on my bucket list, I'd love to meet my favorite artist (Akina Fujiwara) in person
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>>35007165
Maybe if you're a guy, if you're a woman your shits already together unless you're crazy.
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>>35007176
>>35007170
it's just that i have friends that keep on pushing me to 'find someone' because it'll be 'good for me' when i really don't think that even casual dates are a good idea right now. I don't want to string someone along when I'm in this husk like state.
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https://youtu.be/qjYiM8-bjkw

This is what being a man is all about.

God I wish i had friends.
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>>35007149
There's a local comic-con style convention in my city, I only went once like 22 years ago. The only things I remember are there were people doing sumo wrestling in those big foam suits, Daniel Bedingfield was there showing off the Singstar game, and there were a bunch of booth babes that I found to be tacky and condescending, I'm not going to buy a product just because there's hot women selling it.
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Whites being insecure about brown people "taking" their jobs will never not be funny
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>>35007173
NTA, classic foidry
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>>35007118
Did the books portray Ron having to cope with this? Imagine being a kid and finding out your beloved pet is part of wizard isis, and the movie seemed to blow right past that.
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mooooooooooiiiiiddddsssss
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>>35007186
What do you want, cockless creature?
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>>35007179
Well if you're depressed then no
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>>35007187
i just wanna say hi and that im thinking abt ur moid presecne that exists rn in some place in the world typng to my post and me back to urs
it feels romantic
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>>35007183
Do not redeem the H1B saaar
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It's crazy that they just straight up let retarded people fuck now. We've even got TV shows to facilitate it. Seems irresponsible.
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>>35007179
Your friends are right, having a partner and getting your needs for intimacy and closeness met makes everything easier.

Americans always talk as if anyone loses anything by getting into relationships that don't end up within marriage in a year. You have to make yourself aware that this meme tier belief system comes from a time when people entered the coal mines at 13, got married at 16 and died of Tubercolosis at 31. So obviously "wasting time" was a much bigger topic back then. And yes I know you are american, because thats the only "modern" country where people still cling to the beliefs of the 19th century and refuse to move on.
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https://youtu.be/cwafvoiFcxY

Thank you God for not making me a goy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hDfWuDrRTw
have fun femanons/mananons. ya all gonna love it
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Why are women like this?
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>>35007194
NTA but
>getting your needs for intimacy and closeness met makes everything easier
not necessarily for the other person involved
some of us are doing the world a favor by keeping to ourselves
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>>35007198
do men here dress like the guy in the thumbnail?
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>>35007194
I'm not rushing to get married, I'm worried that at my age she will be the one rushing and I will be a disappointment. I have no experience besides 1 shitty fwb thing in my early 20s.
>>35007200
this lol
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>>35007189
Why are you typing like that?
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>>35007201
i do
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>>35007195
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ERqZYRhlc
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>>35007205
nice :D
>>35007204
i dont type that weird
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>>35007199
Social media addiction, porn addiction, and no dad in the picture.
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fuuuck I don't wanna go to sleep and wake up and go to work again
I just want to be moderately drunk and languidly chat with /atoga/ anons forever
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>>35007199
She's probably an OF thot
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i have no game. what should i do? am i doomed to being awkward forever?
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>>35007200
Yeah, I understood taht the meme is mostly cenetred around materialistic stuff. If you're mentally ill or desperate or something you ofc best sort yourself out. I didn't mean that in the sense of leaning on someone else.
>>35007202
>at my age she will be the one rushing and I will be a disappointment
Get ayounegr woman, or make your intentinos clear from the get go etc. etc.
If she chooses to wilfully ignore what you tell her, thats on her.
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moids what is ur current favorite song at the moment?
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hi im skinny fetish moid i like anoreksic girls
i'm fat fetish foids evil twin
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>>35007215
This one has been stuck in my head.
https://youtu.be/hkPPsoA4MOI
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>>35007194
Lol, I like how you didn't consider the other person in the relationship at all. Your ex boyfriends must be husks of men.
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>>35007215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQXwb7j6lD8
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>>35007216
an actual evil twin would be a girl that demands men be fit gymrats which is already 99% of girls
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>>35007215
Warhammer AI Peak from
https://youtube.com/@EndlessTaverns
and
https://youtube.com/@TheAutomaticSinger
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>>35007218
I'm a guy, retard. And as stated, I assume that "getting your shit together" is to be understand in a purely materialistic manner, i.e. the person doesn't own a house and enough bling yet or whatever.
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>>35007224
>AI
>Peak
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>>35007227
usually, those two words shouldn't be in the same sentence.
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>>35007221
the opposites will meet one day
and on that day the book of life will close
henlo frens
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>>35007225
You type like a woman.
>ayounegr woman, or make your intentinos clear
>taht the meme is mostly cenetred
Oh, you're the Indian guy from earlier. You ESL'd too close to the sun, lmao.
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>>35007212
>>35007215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykaEysI4KYA
song permanently entangled with the memory of someone who I think of daily who probably hasn't thought of me in years
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>>35007217
2/10
>>35007220
5/10
>>35007224
>Ai
0/10
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does JH really stand for jizz hater?
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>>35007240
Yes
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>>35007237
>2/10
2/10? That bob gets a 2/10? What do you like that's so much better? Taylor Swift?
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>>35007227
>>35007232
Fuck yeah, AI directors are getting better and better!
https://youtu.be/sANXgP9dbyg
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AI sucks because it allows tasteless, unskilled, and lazy people to inflict their "art" on the unsuspecting public.
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>>35007244
I could do that already before ai
t. working artist
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>>35007244
Lots of white people use ai for generating slop for some reason
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>>35007244
Such is the price of progress, it gives us more freedom to do both more good and more bad.
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>>35007236
2/10
far too long and vocals could be better
>>35007242
>taylor swift
heck no, i dont like her stuff at all
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>>35006613
6'4 and i feel a slight but manageable urge to suck dick and kiss very pretty men, checks out
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>>35007215
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ERqZYRhlc
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>>35007215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs
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>>35007244
>allows tasteless, unskilled, and lazy people to inflict their "art" on the unsuspecting public.
Just like digital art or the Internet itself?
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>>35007244
bro we are literally 1-2 years from AI being capable of doing every intellectual job on earth, this "slop v.s. real art" denate needs to fuck off and die it doesnt matter anymore
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>>35007246
>>does JH really stand for jizz hater?
>No, it stands for Jigabooopithecus Halfricanus. Fascinating species.
isn't she less then half?
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>>35007215
easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8uPJWd36fQ
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>>35007118
>Rule 63 Ron would only make it even more sus...
I've always headcanon'd Peter as asexual. He gives off strong dependent personality disorder vibes. And even if he wasn't, it doesn't mean he's a pedophile.

>>35007136
Delete this

>>35007162
>The series was too Gryffindorcentric
Agreed
>Ron and Hermione should've been sorted into Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, respectively.
Disagreed. Them sharing a house and dorm were critical to the story. That said, Luna should have been introduced earlier and Neville should have been in Hufflepuff.

>>35007185
>Did the books portray Ron having to cope with this?
No, just Ron being disgusted and shouting, "I let you sleep in my bed!"
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>>35007118
Ron should never be R63
He's the ultimate bro and a foid can never be capable of his heroism
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how do i gain 20lbs without getting diabetes?
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>>35007263
>I've always headcanon'd Peter as asexual. He gives off strong dependent personality disorder vibes. And even if he wasn't, it doesn't mean he's a pedophile.
Lmao, pedocope
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>>35007256
>>35007257
>>35007262
u guys were supposed to send serious answers y'know >:T
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>>35007267
Lift and eat uncured, non fried meat.
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>>35007269
Weebl was my childhood
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>>35007215
https://youtu.be/Nexq36jz1uo
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>>35006465
M
I'd say low middle class.
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>>35007260
>bro we are literally 1-2 years from AI being capable of doing every intellectual job on earth

We have been "1-2 years away" from that for the past 5 years lmao.
Meanwhile the only thing that has happened is LLMs being slightly less retarded due to their datasets increasing and corporations destroying thousands of irreplaceble books to feed into their slopmachines.
AI cultists need to fuck off and die. Hope you bought every bit of AI stock that you can, rube
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>>35007117
She is a baddie tho
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>>35007273
the piss fetishist anon would enjoy this
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>>35006465
>low income, middle class, or rich
Thats a nonsensical categorzation. I'm from the upper middle class I guess, but the main things I got was a good education and connections , not money.
Knowledge and conncetions can always be converted into cash easily, but a jumped up retard with money is soon parted of it. Or just blows his wealth on retarded shit instead of inheriting it.
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>>35007263
>>35007268
Korrasami...
A proud pedophile defender since 2014
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>>35007276
the brazen confidence and hostility with which you argue for such an obscenely incorrect and blatantly delusional opinion is troubling. Best of luck.
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>>35007268
NTA What's wrong with the second one?
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>>35007283
Americans like >>35007268 are too fat to realize there are adults that weigh 38 kilos
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Women
Do you think facials are degrading? Do you let guys cum on your face?
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jjVGax5VpEo
what's wrong with this girl
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>>35007286
can’t u get pink eye from that
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>>35007281
Please quickly explain how you intend to go from advanced chatbots to full blown AGI in 1-2 years with humanlike thinking capabilities. I'm keen to hear.
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>>35007288
No, pink eye is a virus
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>>35007291
but cum in face can lead to cum in eye which certainly can’t be good
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>>35007289
They're already solving fields medal level math problems
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>>35007289
>advanced chatbots
irrelevant reductive slang that shows your ignorance at a base level
>AGI
meme phrase with zero real world application that I specifically avoided using in my initial post
you are a technically illiterate moron parroting social media definitions of technology and everything you believe about this topic is subject to extreme skepticism. See current mathematics debacle for readidly available real world examples. If you are even capable of reading a proof, please take a look into them yourself should the most prestigious minds in the academic world's own words are not enough to shake your skepticism.
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>>35007292
Sure, it probably hurts, but it won't infect you unless he has an std
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>>35007295
i'd still love u anon even if u had an std
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>>35007296
I'm not promiscuous
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>>35007297
can’t ppl have stds from genetics
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>>35007298
No. If your mom has herpes lesions while she's giving birth it can infect you through.
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>>35007298
>from genetics
No, who told you this?
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>>35007284
>there are adults that weigh 38 kilos
with dwarfism or severe malnutrition
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>>35007301
How many burgers did you eat today, amerilard?
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>>35007300
no one i just thought it was one of those things that can get passed down
like addiction
>>35007301
naturally short non-dwarf or malnurished ppl exist too anon
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How much should a 5'6 woman weigh? What is your gender?
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>>35007269
>uncultured whore cant apprechiate sumerian tunes
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>>35007304
115-125
f
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>>35007301
What qualifies as dwarfism? Like I know a woman in her early 20's who is 4'8 but has completely normal proportions.
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>>35007306
anon i find it hard to believe ur grooving out to that song at any point in ur life
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Here's some hope for the short guys out there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seneb
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its almost 3am guys, the devil hour
be careful
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>>35007310
I'm grooving to it at this very moment
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oohohohohohohohohohohooh the witching hour!!!!! except not in my time zone idiot.
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>>35007311
Wouldn't mind an Egyptian baddie
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>>35007308
>What qualifies as dwarfism? Like I know a woman in her early 20's who is 4'8 but has completely normal proportions
There's a meme I'd like you to recreate...
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>>35007315
Mountain time, huh? Is fat fetish anon so weird because she's Mormon?
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The masculine urge to stuff a dumb foids panties into her own mouth to stop her from complaining before shoving her dumb face into the mattress
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>>35007293
Computers have been solving math problems since they days of the tubes. Being an advanced calculator is not indicative of actual thinking. Its no coincidence that the average math autist would have been killed off three thousand years ago for being utterly useless at everything besiodes number crunching.

A computer being good at computing isn't anything new. The entire modern field of mathematics would be impossible without computational support.
>>35007294
>meme phrase with zero real world application

Its actually a fixed scientific definition that has been used for decades to differentiate a theoretical actual AI from an advanced computer. I know your beloved AI grifters have their own definition and change it constantly though lol
>illiterate moron parroting social media definitions of technology
I don't consume social media. I am simply excperienced in using advanced, paid for models and see every day that they are still incapable of solving basic real world problems without crapping themselves and hallucinating like a homeless on Meth.
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>>35007321
Do women let you actually do that? Foids, do you enjoy this?
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>>35007325
Unfortunately, I do.
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>>35007326
Out of curiosity, why? And as a man , how do I start doing this stuff without accidentally being rapey?
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would you be able to love a girl even if she lost a limb?
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>>35007327
>why?
I like being treated roughly and having my soft boundaries pushed. I also have a thing for breathplay. Plus I've tasted myself enough to know it doesn't offput me to have my underwear in mh mouth or whatever.
>how do I start doing this stuff
Be with someone who is into it. If you're also into it, it will hopefully come up in sex talk one way or another and you can try it out together. Never do something that weird or degrading without making sure your gf is up for it and knows you really love and respect her despite that sort of thing.
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>>35007327
Women are used to men going past their boundaries since their first boyfriend.
She'd rather tell you to stop than have you ask if you can do it.
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>>35007330
This anon is wrong. Establishing hard boundaries you can trust each other to never cross is important. Softer boundaries meant to be pushed in the right moods or settings, like degradation, are different.
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>>35007328
I'd make her a new arm
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>>35007328
Only if she puts her stump in my ass.
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>>35007328
Yes
I'd prefer if it was a arm instead of a leg.
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>>35005968
This whole "bi men vs straight women discourse" is making my brain melt out of my ears.
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>>35005968
Why are retards like this?
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>>35007337
how many arms could a woman lose before it's too many arms?
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>>35005968
State gender
Have you ever had a crush on a homosexual character
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>>35007341
What's going on?
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I have a higher than average number of arms.
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>>35007344
Does Ghostface count as gay?
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>>35007346
yeah but you're not a woman so
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>>35007345
Bi men are mad that straight women won't date them but it's actually OK because they're homophobic cishets who uphold the patriarchy
Straight women are mad that bi men won't date them but it's actually OK because they're Aids ridden fags who uphold the patriarchy
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>>35007347
Idduno I've never seen it
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>>35007351
Is this going on elsewhere or just here?
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Why are men like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55jV7OluTG4
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>>35007354
Just like all bs discourses it's happening on Xitter and tiktok
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>>35007342
Well the only retard parts are (2,2) and (4,2). Everyone with a brain is able to do a little wee thinking and understand the reasons behind a social rule.
Anyone who thinks its purpose is to protect the 17 years 11 months 30 days olds from 18 years 1 days olds is not worth my time and a bigot
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Men, thoughts on anal? Would you ever do it?
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>>35007359
Do BI guys really not date straight women (I mean I don't but that's becasue I'm a loser and I don't talk to people, so I actually don't date anyone), is that actually an issue straight women are facing?
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>>35007311
Just be influential and wealthy.
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>>35005968
all Italians are crazy???
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>>35007361
Icky, no.
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>>35007342
>19 year old dating a 17 year old
Already solved by a better rule
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>>35007361
Never
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>>35007343
3
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>>35007327
>accidentally
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>>35007289
>48%
Pretty good for a videocall
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>>35007344
M
Samantha Traynor
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>>35007117
As stupid as this is, I have to admit I'm impressed by the creativity of coming up with and executing the idea for this dress.
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>>35007260
Should I switch majors from physics?
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>>35007329
>Be with someone who is into it.
How do you gauge that? I recently lost my virginity to a woman who was only intreested in the most vanilla stuff andnot even trying anything else. I'm insecurity whether this was a filure to chad on my side or whether she was just like this.
>it will hopefully come up in sex talk one way or another
I flat out told her what I'd like to do to her, I don't judge , but I don't want to be judged.
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are women really this mean irl or is it just atoga that funnels bitches into one place?
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>>35007344
Sis, where are his dog ears??
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>>35007361
Women have other holes that I'd rather stick it in, if given the choice.
>would you
Given the right set of circumstances, probably.
>will you
No.
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>>35007385
Atoga funnels both mean men and mean women together
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>>35007384
>How do you gauge that?
Honest conversation. I don't talk about my weird fetishes and preferences until I'm already dating and regularly having sex with the guy, though.
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>>35007385
The women here aren't mean, they're softies.
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>>35007327
>Out of curiosity, why?
That's probably JH, she's mentally ill
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>>35007390
What's the order of holes from most to least fuckable?
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>>35007400
nta but for me its throat=pussy>ass
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>>35007400
You don't need to know the answer to this question.
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Do women get anything out of paizuri and blowjobs?
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>>35007405
Are mouth and throat different? Or are all bjs as good as piv?
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>>35007406
But I want to know?
>>35007408
I can only speak on bjs, but yes. I like making the guy I love feel good, I like getting to see, hear, and feel his reactions, I like letting his taste and smell overwhelm my senses, I just generally like having something in my mouth, etc.
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>>35007409
no, pussy definitely beats a regular blowjob. A deepthroat is different
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>>35007411
Deepthroating is hard, but I guess it must be worth it if any guy would prefer it over piv.
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Ever been called insults like chimp out, narcissistic behavior, retard post for confronting old wounds with an ex?
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>>35007396
*punches you*
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>>35007410
I feel like the only holes that are less fuckable than the pooper would be the nostrils and ear canals, or anything guro.
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>>35007412
>Deepthroating is hard
The struggle is what makes it hot though. Frankly, if you can't properly deepthroat simply ramming it down as far as you can go with wanton abandon as if you're trying to kill yourself with his dick is certain to always impress. If your blowjobs leave the guy slightly traumatized by the chocking display you're doing it perfectly.
>if any guy would prefer it over piv.
I don't know about that, I can only speak to myself. I guess its one of my porn induced fetishes that turned out to be actually really hot IRL.
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>>35007421
plebeiian taste
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tell me some moments where you almost let the instructive thoughts win
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instructive? like from senpai? i don't have a senpai to notice me....
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This may mean nothing to you guys in particular but I'm gonna say it anyway, Today is the day we meet her in full, I think people are gonna like her. see you later.
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>>35007417
Yeah, even you, Blubreaka
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Foids how many dates before we make love
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What do
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>>35007431
depends on the chemistry between you two, some people mate within 5 minutes of meeting each other, some do it within a week,, a few months or even a year.

I'm a forever alone male 37 virgin and even I know it's not an expectation rather a case by case bases
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>>35007428
I'M ALLOWED TO CRY AND BULLY YOU.
DUMB FAG.
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>>35007431
Marriage
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>>35005968
I can't stop reading stories about getting kidnapped by fictional characters.
What does that say about me?
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>>35007435
Never said you can't try, softie
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>>35007434
>I'm a forever alone male 37 virgin
Surely you understand that this qualifier lessens the validity of your input brother
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How do I get a racist gf?
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>>35007433
Reply with a single lowercase nword
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>>35007444
You can try your luck with BV, JH, and KA. They all usually have room for one more.
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>>35007444
This meme is trash, it's just harry's tsundere waifu, the actual mafloy as far as I know fell off relivence by the third book, I didn't bother reading the rest of the series as I had lost interest by then but I know harry himself became a shonen protagonist with how much better he was than his peers who'd been raised in magic since birth and the heroine got a bitchy teacher raped by orcs or trolls or centaurs I can't remember which
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>>35007433
"Last reply then, bye"
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>>35007450
I only know who BV is and she's fat and old.
>>35007451
I never read the books, I don't even like the malfoid meme, I just saw the pic and thought it would go well with this post.
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I prefer GOODies over BADdies
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how do you get over having a mother that loved you but you were too much of a little shit to absorb it and now you're a narcissist who is unable to love or be loved in return?
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Watashi wa shin ne SHINZU
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My problem is that I'm too nice and I care too much.
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>>35007408
Doing sexy stuff is sexy. And sexy stuff is a turn-on
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>>35007455
this healed something in me personally specifically, thank you. ive been really bothered by people being excited about harry potter blonde girl and making it the bully and forgetting luna was already there the whole time
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I want a gf like this:
https://youtu.be/7TDqqZ6iiu0
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>>35007461
Uh, you're welcome?
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how do i go about getting beaten to death?
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>>35007451
>This meme is trash, it's just [best thing ever] [autistic rambling]
Okay
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>>35007468
Shout in a library
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>>35007467
sorry its like dumb, i just get emotional over stupid things. it means a lot to me
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how do i get beaten to death or shot by the police? will shouting racial slurs at my neighbors cause this?
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>>35007433
Threatening to block when you can't talk to the person anyway is an empty threat that holds no weight
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what makes a woman cool and interesting as an adult? i completely failed at this when i was a teenager but im told the rules change a little.
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>>35007473
Why dontcha beat ur meat do death instead
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>>35007471
Okay, just stop being such a drama queen about it, bro
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>>35007479
yea alright, soz, i just woke up. i'll be more calm and mysterious after my coffee's done.
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>>35007477
Have interests, know things, be able to hold conversations, be passionate about anything.
Bonus: have stories to tell and places you've been.
Gender neutral advice btw.

Dunno also if a 44 year old started talking to be about AoE2 meta I'd find her the coolest but that's just me.
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>>35007421
I'm glad my bf likes my butt enough to want to fuck it at least occasionally.
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>>35007483
But won't your asshole become loose and leak stinky poopies????
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>>35007485
I figure it would've become like that already if that's something that regularly happens from buttstuff.
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>>35007488
Maybe his senor penor is small or your butthole is very elastic
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why are all femanons here ugly (allegedly), dont care of themselves and fat? isn't there any cutie pie here who is just a lil shy or something?
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>>35007482
is is really like that? being interested in stuff and wanting to talk about it is what people gave me such a hard time about as a teenager
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>>35007490
I don't think he's small. Maybe I have an elastic butt, idk how that's judged.
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>>35007492
When we (and I assume you too) were younger people were afraid of being cringe but that goes out of the window with age, nobody wants a plank of wood that's afraid to have interests in their late twenties
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>>35007491
i dont think im ugly, but a lot of my features arent in fashion. if you put me next to a bunch of prettier girls but then took off all our makeup and shaved our heads i would do better than most i think
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>>35007491
im skinny and mid
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would you date a girl who puts strawberry jam on her breakfast sandwiches
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>>35007491
Only one regular female poster here is objectively fat, right?
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>>35007495
wdym features arent in fashion?
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>>35007493
>idk how that's judged.
You can't really test your limits without deforming it so you can't run tests.
You could technically measure your boyfriend and see if you can find a peer reviewed paper about the average permanent anus stretching by penis size.
I doubt that's a thing tho.
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>>35007483
Good for you I guess.
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>>35007497
Sure? I mean, it does kinda sound like fat chick activities, so maybe no.
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>>35007499
sometimes straight long hair is in fashion, sometimes straight short hair is in fashion, sometimes curly hair is in fashion, being thinner, being curvier, butt focus, boob focus, face shapes, big eyes, thin eyes, a zillion things. its always rotating through.
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>>35007503
o ok.
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>>35007500
>>35007493
Butts are inherently elastic, you can shove a coke bottle in there with enough practice.
The sphincter is just a muscle , you can't really wear that out. Sure it can become damaged over time, but you need a lot of very extreme assfucking for that to happen.
The worst I ever heard was that one femanon who blamed her hemorroids on getting assfucked , but I feel as if she was just looking for reasons to be misandrous
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>>35007500
Would lots of experience doing buttstuff without issues indicate a subjectively stretchy butthole? Or would that just indicate that it must definitely be less stretchy than an inexperienced one?
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>>35007505
That's what I figured. The muscle itself is fine since I'm not sitting on traffic cones or whatever they do in porn nowadays.
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>>35007485
genuinely just doesnt happen unless you're getting fisted daily
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>>35007508
Truly? Isn't this a thing gay men have to worry about?

Maybe I should embrace my bifag self and try gay dating after all.
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>>35007498
BV is so fat that most anons consider her to be equivalent to 5 femanons
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>>35007506
Again, it depends on average butthole stretchiness

>>35007505
>Sure it can become damaged over time
Yeah but the enigma is if certain butthoes are more damage resistant than others.
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>>35007511
You might find out you have a not very stretchy asshole the hard way.
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>>35007514
>tfw I'll never be paid to participate in a scientific study where I just have to stuff things in my butt like I already do
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>>35007511
i used to put shampoo bottles up there as a teenager, it now actually hurts trying to get a small plug in. if you do nothing for like two weeks you're gonna be tight as the day you were born.
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>>35007516
>Stretch your asshole for science
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>>35007518
I've done lots of stupid shit like that just to answer questions here. Imagining getting PAID to do it sounds pretty cool.
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>>35007517
Diaper fetishist hands typed this misleading post to trick anon into getting a leaky anus.
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MY HUSBAND IS BREEDING ME RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE FONDLING YOUR BALLS. pathetic little weasel. My rich husband paid for my tits, where the fuck are yours?
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>>35007514
>Yeah but the enigma is if certain butthoes are more damage resistant than others.

Ist not really an enigma, humans are genetically different by nature. That said, doin any lasting damage to your sphincter at all requires serious force, a torn sphincter will put you in the emergency room immediately.

I believe that many people mistake "loose asses" for actual sphincter damage, when its just the fact that an experienced buttslut knows to instinctively relax and open up when someone knocks at the back gate.
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>>35007520
no dude im serious
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>>35007518
>>35007515
>>35007516
Already been done
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anyway, enough of your sniveling. go and jack off your loser weiner or whatever it is you perverts do over there.
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>>35007522
Perchance the leaking butts come not from a damaged asshole but instead an asshole with a looser default tightness or inability to properly control an otherwise healthy asshole.
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>>35007524
Hardly peer reviewed
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHILDREN HAVE LIVED ENTIRE LIVES AND DIED IN THE SPAN OF A DAY FROM MY WOMB?
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any older, wise, smart anon with some good life advice for a zoomer like me?
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>>35007528
0?
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>>35007529
Yes
hit on women with wanton abandon. Don#t care about embarassment. Inure yourself against rejection. Don't waste time on women who don't make you happy or don't put out.
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this is so true holy fuck!
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>>35007515
>>35007518
Ehh, I struggled with two fingers back when I tried it, that may be an issue.

I mean how many gay guys actually do anal? Surely not all of them right? I don't know, what do you guys think I should do? Stay a virgin, or download grindr today?
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>>35007529
Ask more specific questions. Figure out what it actually is you need help with.
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>>35007530
MY HUSBAND BREEDS ME EVERYDAY FOREVER

WHEN WERE YOU LAST BRED?
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>>35007529
Learn to observe your thoughts impartially lest you be a slave to ego
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>>35007528
Sperm aren't children, they're haploid cells. I'm not sure they can even be classified as life from a biological perspective.
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>>35007536
Can't say I had that experience. Good on you though that sounds fulfilling. How's infinite motherhood treating you?
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>>35007534
Take that same enthusiasm and use it to get girls instead
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>>35007539
>>35007528
CAN YOU READ? THEY LIVE ENTIRE, FULLFILLING LIVES IN MY UNIQUE WOMB
>>35007540
ORGASMIC
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>>35007543
I tired the apps back when I had a job. I got one like from an obese chick covered in piercings and tattoos. It was brutal, it almost turned me into an incel, I had to delete the app to prevent the transformation from completing.
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bye moids hope ur day is good
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>>35007534
If you can get over yourself enough to finger your poophole you can get over yourself and talk to girls. Outside, not on some app.
I will never understand how the fuck guys can be so desperate for intimacy that they will accept a painful assfuck from a stinky hairy guy with AIDS but not talk to a woman. Is it just the incel completing his Chadsexuality arc? The ultimate goal is to become the Stacy who gets fucked by Chad in an uncaring, degrading and rough manner?
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>>35007548
bye foid and a good day to you
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>>35007549
Okay what the fuck do I do? Go up to the cute chick at my local sandwich place and go: "hey I have no job and I live in my parents basement, wanna go out sometime?"
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>>35007553
How about you have a chat with her and fell her out a little? You don't need to volunteer that information at any point. Also theres hobbies, university , bars clubs friends of friends etc etc... if you don't have those get them before you think about girls.
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>>35007558
How the fuck do I chat with her? She's working. What hobbies get me outside in a place to talk to women? I don't go to college anymore and there weren't really any opportunities there either, it was a shit ass community college. I don't drink and I don't have friends. I can barely talk to regular people, and you know what? I don't much enjoy talking to people irl, it sucks when you have to do everything on the fly and can't think over what they said and what you'll say for a few minutes before responding.
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Women, can you make a guy cum just by tonguing and picking his cock or is that a fake made up thing?
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>>35007513
She's using ozempics. she's probably losing weight.
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is it weird that i still think about that one girl i saw in a mall months ago? serious answers only
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How do I find a woman that doesn't want me to kill her AND doesn't want to stick anything in my bum
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>>35007563
>How the fuck do I chat with her?
Basic social skills.
>I don't drink and I don't have friends.
Change that. And forget whatever puritan lunacy and fears of the world your overprotective single mom drummed into your head.
>I can barely talk to regular people
Change that
>it sucks when you have to do everything on the fly and can't think over what they said and what you'll say for a few minutes before responding.
Its even wors ethan I thought, your entire social development has taken place online. Refrain completely from communicating with people by texts for several months at least. Go out and practice talking to real people IRL. Covid lockdowns have really been a crime against humanity.
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>>35007565
i dont know but i really want to see if the magic tricks i learned as a kid would work on penises
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>>35007569
no
>>35007571
stay away from online e-girls. Ez pz
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>>35007565
Idk, I think a moid is better equipped to answer that question
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>>35007577
>>35007565
Yes they can
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>>35007565
M
Not in my experience. I dont see how you can get enough stimulation and pressure with just a tongue. Maybe if a guy is really close to cumming from like a normal blowjob, that can put him over the edge.
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>>35007548
It’s alright thank you
>>35007563
You don’t need hobbies to go outside
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>>35007583
>>35007590
>Garie
Aren't you that homeless guy who abandoned his children?
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How would you feel if you were raped, impregnated, and forced to give birth?
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>>35007596
Uh, not great
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>>35007385
Women are nicer irl, and most of the ones who post here rarely give good advice. I’m sure it’s the same deal for us men.
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>>35007600
i thought afabs liked the experience of pregnancy and motherhood?
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>>35007593
Not homeless or child abandoning, kill yourself freak
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>>35007604
>afabs
Whomstdve, arabs?
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>>35007573
>change that

Cool, how? You obviously don't have any actual experience dealing with these issues, so are you just talking shit out of your ass? Also I can't drink because of the medication I'm on.
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>>35007546
>ORGASMIC
Haha, sounds like you're having a good time! Anyway gonna get some work done now, you have fun with the womb stuff!
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>>35007606
Afab bois! They are so breedable.
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>>35007547
Just make a better profile. Take better pictures.
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>>35007611
I mean, I thought my pics were good, my sister helped with them. None of me out with friends though, because I have none.
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>>35007612
Let me guess, all headshots?
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>>35007604
You're question states she got raped therefore resulting in a pregnancy.
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>>35007565
You lick the frenulum
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>GP transfers me to cardiologist for heart issues
>Cardiologist can't see me until fucking January
>He calls me later to tell me to just be calm until then
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>>35007614
No, I think there was one head shot? They were full body (none with my shirt off) but there were also some of me hiking and skiing. My profile may have been unbelievably boring desu.
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>>35007606
All foids are breedable
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>>35007618
Okay so try again and if it doesn't work you select the option to match with bi men and match them to ask for advice on your profile.
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Atogan women are for the streets
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>>35007565
Nag but if you have sexy nails, that instantly makes it easier for you.
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>>35007617
Yawn. Clearly not worth worrying about if they aren't, stop being hypochondriac.
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>>35007621
My last name is Streets... WINNING!
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>>35007617
When I first read your post I thought you said
>GF transfers me to
and I was like
Grown ass man btw
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>>35007616
That feels nice but the tongue is just not strong enough to provide enough stimulation to cum.
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guy I'm talking to is terribly insecure and unable to open himself up. When I asked for his number, he literally asked why. He repeatedly says he doesn't think he can offer much due to being hurt badly in the past, and it feels like he refuses to give in to the sexual tension. When we text he gives sheepish one word replies, and when we're alone together irl it feels like he wants to jump out of his skin.
How do I help him relax?
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>>35007625
First name Designated
Middle name...
well, I'm sure you all know.
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>>35007626
lol

>>35007624
It's funny how much you hate me. :)
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>>35007628
Don't force him. If he doesn't want to he doesn't want to. He's probably tricking you.
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>>35007620
What's your advice?
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>>35007628
>He repeatedly says he doesn't think he can offer much due to being hurt badly in the past
You should listen to him. If he isn't actively trying to heal there's little you can do to help
>>35007633
This is also a possibility
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>>35007628
Just find somebody who isn't retarded?
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>>35007628
I don't think you can help those who don't want to be helped.
Unless you want to do a movie scene where you give him a whole speech about how past experiences shouldn't strangle his future and so on and then you kiss him as the music swelles. Even then these people have so much learned helplessness that he might still be a fag afterwards.

I mean unless you want to teach him introspection but that'll take a while.
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>>35007643
He honestly sounds quite avoidant and does people should not be in romantic relationship.
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>>35007641
I'm just like the guy she's talking about. Ex fiancee was a narcissist and secretly in a cult. My whole world was upside down and now I literally can't into women anymore, they send me into fight-or-flight.
I literally wish I could just lie to get in their pants, but any time a girl is into me I initially think it's a prank, then do my best do self sabotage the fuck out of it before any intimacy can occur. The fear is real.
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>>35007628
Don’t bother with people like this.
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>>35007637
I think you need advice on what doesn't work or what's missing that's why I suggested asking people who will be able to see your profile.
Personally I'm sticking with headshots and my success rate is really low in general but I'm already seeing a girl from hinge (lucked out right away desu) so I'm no hurry to test out different photos.
Just from browsing women's profiles tho I can tell which are interesting and which are too basic so I'd copy those a little.
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>>35007646
he's so smart and pretty though. He doesn't even exhibit his social hangups unless you get to know him really. Feelsbadman
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>>35007650
He's fucking with you. He's going to lead you on.
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>>35007650
He doesn’t sound very smart. Sounds like he either has his head up his ass or thought throwing a pity party was a reasonable way to reject you.
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>>35007645
>secretly in a cult
What kind?
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>>35007628
I spent months on a woman like this, and she started dating someone else after leading me on.
I’m telling you, don’t bother with people like this. Take their words at face value when they tell you they aren’t worth your time.
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>>35007655
Jehovah's Witnesses. Turns out she had a whole ex husband and cult family she was hiding from me. Not to mention all the dudes she was fucking on the side.
5 years I was in the dark and something inside me just broke when I found out. I'm not cut out for relationships when monsters like that exist.
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>>35007660
>I'm not cut out for relationships when monsters like that exist.
Sure you are. One bad apple doesn’t spoil the bunch.
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made some weird tea that was first blue then purple then green then sorta yellowish swampy green then I added lemon to it and it turned bright orange now it just looks like a weak black tea... tastes like puke though
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>>35007650
Eeeeh most you can do is toss him a video on what you think his problem is like the healthygamer ones on trauma or whatever.
But again some people are just happy feeding their negative ego until it's too late, you can't rekindle someone's spark easily. If you reeeeally want to you can try to keep messaging him and do the monumental effort to try and carry a lot of conversations to give him a lot of chances to open up until he finally takes one but I wouldn't bother.

Honestly just stay friends and hope he eventually gets in a better headspace by himself.
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>>35007650
How old is he? No man should be behaving like this past maybe 21.
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>>35007645
Anon you gotta start exposure theraping yourself to harmless women.
Most of them aren't monsters.
Treat any woman has well intentioned while not actively getting your hopes up.
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Guys, if your ex was talking shit to your current girlfriend, what would you say or do about it. Shes not my friend, but she's friends of friends, so its hard for me to 100% avoid her. Last night she was saying shit about how I should thank her because she taught him how to eat cookie so well. And how next time I was with him to remember he once had his tongue all the way up inside her asshole. I told him about this and he was just like "uh ok". Just not very reassuring to me.
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>>35007626
>tfw I used to have to call my ex's doctor/college/etc for him because he was anxious with phonecalls
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>>35007671
Wow lmfao
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>>35007660
That's an extreme case.
Maybe you will understand one day that that's such an insane outlker though, you have already seen the worst and your next relationship can only be better.
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>>35007670
Not a guy, but just laugh at her alongside him. Like she's so obsessed with their past history that she's not living in the moment, while you have a bf you love who doesn't give a shit about her weird petty ass. Literally laugh in her face if she ever gives you shit like that, her words mean nothing at this point.
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Girls why do you start hitting me up the exact moment I start getting serious with someone
Where were you in my time of need
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>>35007670
Your random mix of first and third person, his and her is really confusing.
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>>35007670
Hot.

He oughta reassure you, spineless of him to not even address it unless you phrased it weird. I'd like to say some reassuring thing like "at the end of the day he chose you" but truth is sometimes people aren't as loyal as we'd like them to be and I don't know him for sure.
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>>35007677
>he doesn't know all foids are EVIL
(((they))) got us kicked out of the garden of eden anon...
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>>35007677
Women seem to have a sixth sense about it, weird af.
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>>35007670
She sounds salty af. How did they break up?
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>>35007670
Eating cookie?
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>>35007670
>Last night she was saying shit about how I should thank her because she taught him how to eat cookie so well
How did you reply?
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We've already established that you can't fix an unwilling moid(or foid). Should I then just let him ruin himself because he can't stand up to his domineering parents and make his own choices?
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>>35007670
I would find it curious how aggressively she seems to want to cuck herself
>hey remember next time you're seeing stars that I TAUGHT HIM how to do that!!
I think "uh okay" is a pretty valid reaction to that

However, I understand that you wanted reassurance that she was acting batshit crazy (she was) and that she was trying to make you feel bad (even if via baffling means). How old is he? Because when I was young and inexperienced I would have missed this too and just responded with "uh okay".
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>>35007683
It's American for getting eaten out
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>>35007687
As a friend? Stick around.
As a partner? Drop avoidant trash.
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>>35007677
Always happens to me too. Never seems to matter how burnt the bridge was, either.
Desperate women.
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>my moid doesn't like me calling his ex a whore
He still likes her, right?
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>>35007691
Aren't you avoidant yourself
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>>35007687
Yes and no. Leave him to his own devices and stop deluding yourself into thinking you’re the only person who can fix his problems.
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>>35007692
>Never seems to matter how burnt the bridge was, either.
ffs I'm pretty sure one of the motherfuckers blocked me when she was in France!!
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>>35007682
She dumped him. I think she was also cheating on him because she was almost immediately with another guy. My boyfriend told me it felt like it came out of nowhere though, he was caught completely off guard. They even had sex the night before she dumped him.
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>>35007687
You can't make life choices for other people
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>>35007694
Yes he loves her and he'll never stop loving her. Just deal with it.
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>>35007694
Not necessarily. I don't know why you called her that but he could have interpreted it as you attacking his choice of partner, not her as a person
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State gender.
Do you have any massaging/relaxation/etc. things you are doing regularly?

No, not in a sexual way.
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>>35007694
Some break-ups aelre more amicable than others and/or maybe he just finds it ugly that you'd say that.
I'd find it hot.
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>>35007628
>Hey, I'm sorry, intimacy scares me.
>>35007633
>>35007639
>>35007641
>he's lying and stupid
What if the shoe was on the other foot? Damn.

Give him some time and maybe ask if he would be interested in opening up? Sometimes people don't want to have sex after the first few dates for personal reasons. You say there's, "sexual tension," but that gives me pause because it sounds one sided. I dated a woman who was really laying on the pressure day one and it made me feel super uncomfortable.
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>>35007694
He probably just doesn’t like seeing his girlfriend act like an insecure loser.
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>>35007662
yeah nah dude. If I get cucked one more time I'll end up on the news.
It's better I just stay away from foids altogether and jack it by my lonesome.
I'm 33 now anyways, my dreams of being a father were extinguished by the last cunt that ran through me.
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>>35007684
I asked why she was being such a bitch to me because I was never mean to her. She also told me she was just joking around and had to give me a hard time for going for her sloppy seconds. Its just very mean girlish of her.
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>>35007711
>What if the shoe was on the other foot? Damn
I’m none of those anons but would still agree with them if the tables were turned.
It’s childish behavior.
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>>35007711
>What if the shoe was on the other foot? Damn.
A woman like that would be even worse because a man trying to fix her would also risk being seen as a creep or a guy that doesn't take no for an answer.
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>>35007715
What did she do anon?
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>>35007694
Damn women are just ruthless to each other when it comes to guys.
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>>35007698
Sounds a bit BPD.
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>>35007711
>What if the shoe was on the other foot?
I am a man and speaking from experience with an idiotic woman like that.
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Does anyone like being super horny?

I have a high libido and if I don’t jack off every day I will literally feel heavily on edge. I definitely feel like I have a lot of energy. But it’s also slightly uncomfortable.
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>>35007716
>She also told me she was just joking around
Pussy backed out when confronted. If it makes you feel better she's clearly seething about you. Your mood probably just didn't catch how upset it made you to hear that. We are thickheaded like that sometimes.
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>>35007715
I'm 31 and still have hope. The last woman I dated was also a piece of shit but nowhere near as shitty as yours.
I really don't want to have my first kid after 35, but I'm not entirely opposed to it if that's what ends up having to happen.
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>It's really not that deep.
State gender and what you think this applies to.
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>>35007721
had a family and was in a cult, fucked god knows how many dudes on the side the whole time, dragged us both to a foreign country so 'we can build a future together', continued keeping tabs on family, continued fucking other dudes, treated me like a walking atm and car service, blameshifted every god damn issue onto me, gaslit me into believing I'm crazy and abusive for suspecting she is acting shifty, was on the pill while we 'were trying for a kid', so on and so forth.
The mask off moment when I found out all of the above in one fell swoop legit gave me ptsd. Her demeanor, face, and voice shifted into someone I didn't recognize.
I slept with a monster for 5 years. I suspect NPD or perhaps full blown ASPD.
Never found out, deleted all my socials and changed my numbers on day 1.
I get anxiety just thinking about that day, and the recurring sounds and images don't stop even years after.
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>>35007726
I hate it because every 2 or 3 days I get so horny that if I don't jerk off I'll just start spacing out imagining horny things instead of getting anything done.
I went 6 months without jerking off once but then I relapsed.
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>>35007726
>every day
I'd like a moid who can fuck like 4 times every day
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>>35007736
I think two times a day is the bare minimum, unless somebody is sick.
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>>35007706
Hybrid Calisthenics on yt has a nice warm up routine I like to do. For non exercise stuff I got a body brush, I use it before bathing (F btw)
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>>35007726
I like it. But I don't like how it sometimes messes with my priorities. If I have another night where I stay up chasing an orgasm into the morning I'll probably just start tying my night mittens on early.
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>>35007736
That's 12 whole minutes of sex!
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>>35007726
F
Not really, but that's mostly because it tends to happen on my period.
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>>35007717
What's childish about refusing sex due to trauma while still being present for other intimacy?
>he shouldn't be in a relationship, then.
How is he supposed to work on his pair bonding wounds if his partner isn't willing to be patient with him?
>>35007718
Trying your best to make a comfortable space for someone to experience intimacy with no coercion or attachment to it happening, isn't "fixing" them or not taking no for an answer. That's what you do for people you care about. However, that doesn't seem like what is happening here.
>>35007725
What is idiotic about refusing sex due to past trauma? Not all situations are the same.
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>>35007732
M
People’s mental illnesses and behavioural issues. I personally think it comes down to the person being craven and enjoying the victimhood. Nowadays with social media the soapbox gives you all the more reason to be a loser
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>>35007739
>body brush, I use it before bathing (F btw)
What's it for?
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>>35007732
the vagina
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>>35007732
I'd say it's a method of dismissing a transgression. At least an attempt, anyway.
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>>35007734
HAHA I feel this.
Literally after 24 hours I get so pent up and it definitely messes with my focus in a way
Like all I can think about is sex
But I’m also ironically much more driven and productive and alert?

>>35007736
Sounds sweet

>>35007740
Sometimes if I go too long I can’t sleep lol

>>35007743
Fair
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>>35007744
>about refusing sex due to past trauma?
It's not about sex.
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And it’s the dogfuckers posting, good morning and goodbye
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>>35007736
Between work sleep and meals and other stuff where would you even find the time?
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>>35007747
Exfoliation and a gentle massage. also it supposedly helps with lymph drainage
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>>35007751
The original question specifically references him not giving in to sexual tension. At the very least, if it isn't penetrative sex, this guy is scared of getting hot and heavy with her. Did you consider the possibility there might be a reason he feels that way we aren't being told?
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>>35007759
Do you add a lotion or something? Just dry brushing your skin seems rough.

>>35007761
She talked about the reason.
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>>35007762
You gotta be trolling, man.
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>30m
>want wife and family
>still single
>make good money and have my shit together
>good family / friends

I have options but I don’t think I want to get serious with any of them.
Am I at a point where I have to settle and just pick someone if I want kids? Or should I be extremely careful and selective about who I choose to be the mother of my children?
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>>35007765
I'd take the latter, bro. I don't want to have kids with a shitty mother. Nobody is perfect, but being choosey is worthwhile.
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>>35007765
30 is still young enough to be picky, I'd start getting worried about lowering standards approaching 35
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>>35007744
>How is he supposed to work on his pair bonding wounds if his partner isn't willing to be patient with him?
Anon isn't his partner. He is rejecting her.
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Does bottoming out mean you're balls deep or is it hitting the cervix and that's as far as you can go.
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>>35007711
>What if the shoe was on the other foot?
Then I'd ditch her iwthout much ado for shifting responsiblility for her problems to me.

>>35007744
>How is he supposed to work on his pair bonding wounds
First off, incredibly gay wording. Secondly, the point is that he is doing none of that, hes just making it OPs problem by showing zero inclination at all to get over himself and get better. Hes basically saying
>this is me, deal with bitch
and people like this never get bettre precisely because they dont work on themselves and insist on making it everyone elses problem instead.
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At what age is it over? I'm 26 and I feel like it's over and I feel old. >>35007563 is me if you give a fuck.
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>>35007773
Maybe I've been out of the sexhaving game for too long, but I doubt anyone actually having sex uses that phrase very often. I've only ever heard it online from people who watch a lot of porn.
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>>35007770
Your post makes no sense. Why does the age play so much a of a role, and why would a man at his peak hgave lower standards? And how would lower standards make anything easier?
You can have kids into your 50s, but "settling" with a woman you are not attacted to is tantamount to suicide.
Quick reminder that dying of Tubercolosis at 30 is no longer a thing btw, you may take this into account.
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>>35007059
>it's just because he's not prioritizing emotional safety and connection!
lmao you're in a long term, loving romantic connection, and this can be claimed as much as she wants because there's no real end point where there's enough "emotional connection", it's basically unfalsifiable.
this is just pure cope for a woman to deal with the fact she no longer finds her partner sexually attractive.
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>>35007059
I'm a namefag now.
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>>35007780
I'd like to be able to be fit enough to run around with my grandchildren in the future. I'd rather have kids earlier in my life than later so I can spend more of my healthy youth with them. Plus if anon has gone 5 years searching with no luck then maybe it's worth reconsidering strategy and possibly reevaluating standards
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>>35007059
I'm confused

Why does she tell men they need to 'build emotional connections' and then not define what that means to her?
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Why do you all desire children? What makes me not desire children?
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>>35007788
To encourage engagement with her posts.
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>>35007789
I always have. Seems fun and fulfilling I guess. Don't know how I'd fill all my future time up otherwise
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>>35007789
>Why do you all desire children?
I want to be a father and raise capable and healthy children that can help improve others' lives in some way or another. I want to be a good male role model for children.
>What makes me not desire children?
You probably don't want to raise children.
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>>35007790
kek
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>>35007771
There is a possibility that it is a soft rejection of her rather than sex if he is timid like that, I agree.
>>35007774
Where did she say that he wasn't willing or making an attempt to work on it? This situation seems more complex than 4 sentences can accurately convey. Keep up.
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>>35007059
This is one of the most rage inducing things I've ever read. Fuck Therapists and everyone in that general direction.
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>>35007706
M, not massaging but watering my plants was a pretty relaxing and calming thing I used to do frequently. I let them all die though because I want to plant new ones eventually
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>>35007768
>>35007770
>>35007787


This is kind of what I’m telling myself.
I certainly had some issues in my early 20s and stuff I had to figure out. And I think a lot of that probably held me back from being a secure partner in ways.

But also I have grown up so much and I really am proud of my life and the older I get and the better I do for myself, I really want to be pickier.
Like not unrealistic but also if I have time to keep growing and building my shit up, I wonder if I can have patience and find someone who is a really good fit
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>>35007787
Just bang women until one sticks. The people who "search" always have this ick of desperation to them. You can't really plan liffe like that, and I've never seen it work out.
It matters a whole lot who ther person is whom you have kids with, settling in that regard or skipping on properly vetting them is never ever ever worth it.
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>>35007796
the thing that really opened my eyes about therapy was seeing the worst, most unbearable group of people in my life start all simultaneously shilling it to me
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Guys, is erectile dysfunction real? Or am I just undesirable now?
Went to have sex with bf after I was away for a few days and he couldn't stay up.
He has been bedrotting the whole time and survived only on fast food and candy. He also takes psych meds, but they haven't affected erections until now. Could it be the inactivity? Or does he no longer like me? If anything I look better than before I left.
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>>35007795
>Where did she say that he wasn't willing or making an attempt to work on it?
In his initial words to her? People who intent to work on their problems generally shut up and do so instead of trauma dumoping on someone they basically don't know. What he is doing is already perparing her for him to completely suck, so he doesn't have to even try and can simply cry about muh trauma instead.
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>>35007795
>There is a possibility that it is a soft rejection of her rather than sex if he is timid like that, I agree.
No doubt about it. That is exactly what this guy is doing.
"I can't give you what you want" is just a nicer way of saying "I don't want to give you what you want"
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>>35007802
Make your bait less obvious next time.
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>>35007796
>>35007801
Its unfortunate, because therapy saved my ass. That said, its heavily recommended by actual professionals by try out different therapists until you meet ony whom you really vibe with. If you pick a crazy bitchlike this to be your therapist, you've only got yourself to blame.
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>>35007802
Yes it's real. Could be mood, could be nerves, could be inactivity, could be a million things, not necessarily his attraction towards you. If its once who cares but have a conversation with him about it if it's a regular thing. Psych meds also do affect libido n shit a lot though
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>>35007802
It's more than likely the meds, anon.
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>>35007802
He's probably dumping all his seed in a side hoe, and his dick can't keep up with the constant sex.
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>>35007789
In essence, >>35007793 this, but I want to give a little thing a better chance at life than I had growing up.
It's okay to not want them for any reason, let's first say, and it is good to question your beliefs no matter what side you fall on. It could be related to any number of things specifically, but when we don't want something it is pretty commonly related to a fear, e.g. perceived loss of autonomy, lack of faith in the self, etc. That is for you to tease out. Why might you think you don't?
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>>35007801
It really does help people, but the people I know personally that it's helped the most tried multiple therapists and didn't keep going to therapy forever.
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>>35007801
Therapy is like a decentralized cult. Reminds me of Jehovah's Witnesses.
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>>35007706
>Do you have any massaging/relaxation/etc. things you are doing regularly?
My wife gives me massages, and she has me doing yoga on the weekends. She tried to get me to meditate, but the anxiety won't let me.

>>35007726
>Does anyone like being super horny?
In a controlled environment, yes. Otherwise it's like wearing lace-up boots and then getting an itch on the bottom of your foot.

>>35007739
>Hybrid Calisthenics
Hampton, my goat.

>>35007802
>is erectile dysfunction real?
Yes, it could be hormonal, pharmaceutical, and/or mental. I've personally never had it because I'm built different (biologically female).
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>>35007812
It's probably that anhedonia and poor health made me miss most of my twenties. Having children feels like something that would cost me far too much energy I don't feel like i will ever have.
I've dreamt about falling in love forever, but being late twenties, potentially dating a woman in her late twenties early thirties puts an even shorter timer on enjoying time as a couple before having to start a family.
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>>35007680
Women are Jews?
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>>35007829
Occam's razor and whatnot. Simplest explanation
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>>35007807
Still convinced all my problems have a physical, not mental, origin point, and that therapy wouldn't do much for me.
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>>35007802
I have been taking some medication for half a year now that has a potential side effect of ED, but all it does is get my dick softer faster if I haven't cum yet and get distracted with something else.
I still cum 2, 3 or 4 times every day.

Tell him to stop being a little bitch.
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>>35007680
You realize your religion is about worshiping a Jew, right?
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>>35007677
Can any women itt explain how you're able to do this? Three exes have done this to me.
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>>35007680
It was literally Adam's fault????
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>>35007807
I don't disagree with this, but my problem with therapy is that most therapists tend to be insanely liberal and it makes me uncomfortable with opening up to them even though I'm not even really a conservative.
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>>35007680
>>35007838
Maybe those desert guys should have just spelled everything out instead of speaking in parables. We're still doing this shit thousands of years later
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>>35007828
What are the things you feel like you'd be missing out on? It's good that you can recognize your limited energy for things.
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>>35007838
It was both their fault. She ate it first, and then he didn't refuse when she offered it tro him.
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Who is this Adonis that people are always comparing attractive men to?
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>>35007848
the boy Aphrodite and Persephone cradle robbed and both had sex with
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>>35007848
Greek mythological hero who slept with Aphrodite. The pinnacle of male beauty in the eyes of a goddess. Turned into a flower when he died.
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Women, would you date this man?
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I love the weather in early Autumn.
When it's still sunny and green, but a nice cool breeze and cold nights let you hike all day.
Are you looking forward to Autumn and the weather, anons?
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>>35007677
This everytime
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>>35007852
Which former soviet country is he from
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>>35007853
There's only two seasons here
Summer and winter.
The other two are small summer and medium summer.
But yes, I do look forward to being able to wear my jackets.
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>>35007857
He is for sure from some Oblast you have never heard of but which is very proud of its own slight variation of plov
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either gender how would you like the opposite gender to dress
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>>35007862
M
feminine, dressed, skirts. Cute and girly is nice too
also they have to be asian (not indian)
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>>35007862
F
I don't care how men dress for the most part, but all I ask is that they don't dres like a gangsta/slob/whitetrash.
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>>35007843
I feel i'd be missing out on all the things most young couples get to enjoy, when there's not much serious behind relationships. When the goal becomes family, sometimes It seems like the relationship shifts towards something a bit more strategic or even businesslike, than i may go from someone to be desired to someone to be needed.
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Women keep fumbling me.
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>>35007862
M
high effort, unique, with a bit of creativity. feminine.
not frumpy, blocky or overly modest
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>>35007802
Yeah. For me it's stress and desensitization, both psychological and physical. He needs to stop masturbating for a while to perform with you. Now whether he cares to or not is the real question.
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>>35007868
what does that even mean post an example
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>>35007833
Unless you're literally deformed and disabled, that is not the case.
>>35007839
I'm not from the US, people aren't insanely cultish about politics here and bringin politics into therapy would be deeply unprofessional behaviour. From what I could tell , the therapists I've met were just apolitical baseline centrists.
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>>35007862
M
Like a girl.
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>>35007873
an example of what i like or dislike?
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>>35007862
M
However they like.
I got a ton of ideas for the bedroom though.
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>>35007878
what you like
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>>35007852
the type of faces that looksmaxxers look up to
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>>35007882
>foidh8moid
?
foid hates moid?
foidhater moid?
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>>35007881
Sweaters, blouses, pants, skirts, dresses, tights, shorts, etc.
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>>35007884
common misnomer

she's actually a foidh who ate a moid because she's actually an atheist praying mantis
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>>35007884
The foidhate moid
The one who often types "I hate women"
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>>35007886
I hate athetist praying mantises
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>>35007862
like the girls in the original run of twin peaks did
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>>35007455
>>35007461
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>>35007894
2
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>>35007896
trannies aren't people
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>>35007889
Btw,m praying mantises only eat their men in about 25% of matings, generally if they have sex on an empty stomach. Also the male generally keeps on living without a head until it starves as it is driven by its lower Ganglia. It in fact becomes more horny as the head no longer blocks its sex drive, enabling it to plap the female mantis for several more rounds. Know I know why Mantis males take the gamble.
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>>35007898
Oddly hot.
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>>35007867
I have foid fatigue, too. It's not fun to date the modern foid in 2027.
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>>35007897
Those are elves, neither trannies nor people
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>>35007901
I may not disagree with your policy regarding rape victims, but I agree that dating really doesn't feel like much fun right now.
I keep picking the wrong ones.
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>>35007901
NTA but agree, women are so low quality nowadays
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>>35007906
wow, may not agree, I meant to say. Who am I
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>>35007902
elves don't vote in shitty polls on twitter
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>>35007900
I feel theres an allegory for human mating in there somewhere
What I do know is that one has to keep his foid(s) fed, lest they get cranky
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>>35007910
In my experience, a few things said about men are just as if not more true about women.
>way to their heart is their stomach
>afraid of commitment
>obsessed with sex
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>>35005968
moids be like
>I know the guy I voted for is a pedophile grifter, and arguably retarded
>But... have you considered that people I don't like do an annoying hand gesture?
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>>35007915
This reminded me how stupid rimming is.
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>>35007915
how is that at all related you fat autistic faggot
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>>35007917
rimming is so hot, foids let me rim you
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someone itt recommended reading /d/ for unhinged sexual fetishes and after reading a few threads with images turned off, I am certain these people are categorically insane
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>>35007907
Is "low quality" looking and acting like white trash?
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>>35007920
I am a regular /d/ lurker and I can't entirely disagree with you.
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>>35007919
>guys say this and then start tongue fucking your ass pretending that's also "rimming"
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>>35007906
>>35007907
Yeah, the problem is that their mindset is always "approach ME, entertain ME, provide for ME". Their attitude is disgusting and repulsive, which means that even if she says "yes" to a date, there is a feeling of dread, because now you have to impress her or she will find another willing jester easily.
I am saying no thanks to that and so are lots of other men.
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>>35007921
nta but it’s being a developmentally arrested, dishonest, disloyal, materialistic hypocrite
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>>35007921
It’s not really racial, no. It’s more about how self centred they are
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>>35007923
just so you know, i don't like your attitude and would never put my mouth anywhere near you, evil foid
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>>35007922
Well this one poster was like "I'm not trans, and trannies are insane and I hate them, but I just think it'd be really hot if my boyfriend (who has a smaller dick than me) chopped off my balls"

What threads do you find an amusing read?
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>>35007925
Not my angle at all, personally. I'm just tired of dealing with women who say one thing and do another.
I don't mind at all having to be the one doing most of the initiating. I'm just sick of being lied to and taken advantage of.
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>>35007925
>>35007926
>>35007927
>My only understanding of women comes from blackpill memes
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>>35007929
Oh, I browse /d/ because I'm a genuine degenerate. But the fetish origin threads can be pretty interesting to read.
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>>35007932
No? I’ve dated and had hookups and talked to a lot of women. If you weren’t a raging asshat you’d also know that gender isn’t causal for it
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>>35007932
I'm the second guy and just venting. I'm speaking from my own experiences.
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>>35007920
>>35007922
Real

>>35007923
>and then start tongue fucking your ass
You say that like it isn't the equivalent of ordering a ten piece and finding out they gave you eleven.
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>>35007920
>tfw tastes are actually fairly tame and normal aside from futa
too /d/ for /h/, too /h/ for /d/, it's a rough life
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>>35007932
But we are literally talking about dating foids? Are you retarded?
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>>35007935
noted

but what fetishes do you like though? I thought I was an expert from my early exposure when I was a teen but apparently there's a lot of japanese words I do not know
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>>35007938
Well yes I love it, but it has to lead to actual buttfucking or I'll feel too teased.
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>>35007941
I like piss/omo, SPH, femboys, anal, feminization, and bodyswap mostly. I theoretically also like futa, but I fucking despise modern day futa fans. They're basically the furries of hentai.
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>>35007886
i agree with this

>>35007887
??
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>when the femanon is not angry at your post
heh gotcha.
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I've decided that my only goal is to get a hot gf (who loves me) by at the latest, 2 years from now. How do I do that?
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Women, would you be ok with getting your breasts sucked, kissed and groped for several hours each day?
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>>35007949
You can't.
You think guys with hot gfs sat down one day to devise a plan of getting a hot gf? It just happened for them.
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I need a blonde in my life so fucking bad man...
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men

asian slytherin gf or blonde ravenclaw gf?
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>>35007954
I don't know what that means.
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>>35007954
I am canonically a ravenclaw.
:^)
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>>35007954
why would I want a gf from some retarded ass mid house like ravenclaw
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Men what would you do if
>You started flirting with a girl you were attracted to
>She introduce you to her fat friend
>Her fat friend seem way more interested in you
>She goes in your DM
>You fuck her
>you start having regular sex with the fat one even tho you aren’t attracted to her
>You thought you could make her lose weight
>She just brag about how much she love eating cake and laying on the sofa
>You’re now attached to her but not attracted
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>>35007960
I was in a scenario like that and it stopped at 4 because I ignored her because I wasn't sexually attracted to her
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>>35007960
lets get something straight
1. I would never flirt with a girl
2. I wouldnt even hold a conversation with a fat person at all
3. I wouldnt talk to them in the DMs
4. I'd cut my dick off before sticking it into a fat person
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State sex
Does free use mean even when you're sleeping
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>>35007954
Kate, from Ace Combat 8
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The New Thing being something I could see being very popular on deviantart 20 years ago is making me feel very old
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>>35007945
pipe down, femboyfag
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>>35007966
M
Communicate with your partner.
I would like it to include while sleeping too though cause somno is kinda hot.
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>>35007968
I think its much better now because its not just retarded fat autists partaking in it now and its supported by AI instead of shitty paint drawings on deviantart
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>>35007968
I am almost convinced that it was popular in deviant art 20 years ago
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>>35007954
>asian slytherin gf or blonde ravenclaw gf?
NAM, but ginger Gryffindork gf

>>35007959
>retarded ass mid house like ravenclaw
>implying
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>>35007973
the retarded rightoid males making ai slop of the trend is the worst part
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How do you know someone hates AI? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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>>35007968
>>35007975
It was, but the art was shitty and the fics were worse. Wattpad was really bad for it.
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>>35007973
>because its not just retarded fat autists partaking in it now
It was mostly the purview of skinny and chubby girls back then.
I don't know how you could argue with a straight face that a deluge of AI slop isn't at least partially the fault of fat chuds
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Women love me because I got the 14" wand
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>>35007976
Slytherins are people who run coorporations, aristocrats, the higher society
ravenclaws are nerds who work for them earning minimum wage
>b-b-but I had high grades in school
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>>35007862
M
Pleated skirts and bob cuts.
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>>35007977
imagine being scared of this
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>>35007963
>throwing away a perfectly good cigarette
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>>35007978
That is painfully accurate! It's right up there with crossfitters, vegans, and people who do marathons.

If you bring up technology around them, it usually triggers a rapid-fire checklist of grievances: the environment, copyright, "the death of human creativity," and how everything was better in 1995.
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>>35007982
>slytherin is full of jews
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>>35007986
lol
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They used to make them differently
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>>35007987
no thats the Gringotts Wizarding Bank
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>>35007991
femsnape > femdraco
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>>35007923
How else am I supposed to gently prepare your anus for my dick going in next

>>35007960
>be me
>go to bar
>chat up qt
>she introduces her super interested fat friend as I grow ever more sceptical
>she "subtly" mentions her bf
>I am disappointed and a bit unsulted and leave

I always wondered why women pull this shit. Surely she won't think I'd be willing to fuck her fat friend just because she rejects me? But after reading your post I realize that it apparently actually works. Very sisterly of women, but an absolute cunt move unless you lure in a guy who is pathetic enough to be a plapjak.
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>>35007981
>Women love me because I got the 14" wand
So did Ron, and not just the one he used to cast spells.

>>35007982
>Slytherins are people who run coorporations, aristocrats, the higher society
Slytherins are racist, nepo-baby losers who have to use violence to maintain their status quo. They get btfo by a bunch of teenagers, one of which is a fucking nerd with glasses.
Also, most Slytherins have to suck up to their betters, like Crabbe and Goyle following Malfoy around because it was advantageous to them, not because they liked him.
>ravenclaws are nerds who work for them earning minimum wage
Ravenclaw was a think tank of only the greatest minds, like Luna Lovegood and fabled hero Gilderoy Lockhart. Meanwhile all Slytherins had to be proud of was incest, daddy's money, and a gay fucking snake they had swimming in the shitty sewer.

>>35007987
>slytherin is full of jews
Tbf the only Jewish character was a Ravenclaw and he was a good dude.
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>>35007923
>"ok you can eat my ass just don't tongue punch my fuckhole okay?"
what kind of crazy woman would say this?
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>>35007998
I'm glad I'm not a woman. They are rancid cunts to each other
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I thought the incels on YouTube were being retarded about dating apps over 30 but I finally tried one and even the women in their late 20s are majority single moms and PhDs with BLM and reproductive rights in their causes
I am surrounded by corn for miles on end
I am tired of every random cringelord being right about women
Women please change
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>>35007998
NTA
So you're pissed off that a woman didn't want to cheat on her boyfriend and figured it'd be best to introduce you to her friend because you didn't find said friend attractive? Is that what I'm getting from this story?
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>>35008004
I feel you anon. Have you considered moving?
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>get meds for bowel movement
>they turn me into a diarrheatic mess
Why are women doing this to me...
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>>35008000
>Slytherins are racist
all the other words are not needed
BEST HOUSE
>like Luna Lovegood and fabled hero Gilderoy Lockhart
an autist and a fraud
Lunas mother blew herself up making new spells
a slytherin like Snape was inventing spells before he even arrived at hogwards
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>>35008002
I briefly considered whether its just ahumiliation ritual for the fatty. But no, its genuine while also showing the fatty her place and basically dropping the hot girls leftovers on fatsoes plate.
Anyways, hot girls wih a fat friend always have problems anyways. Proper hot chicks associate with other hot chicks, I don't talk to women with a fatty in the vicinity anymore.
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>>35008006
No retard
Two girls out at a bar. One gives me the eyes and appears receptive.
Your post reminds me that most men are really entirely oblivious to womens social games. A woman who has a bf will tell you off straight away. Women can also read leagues very well, and she knows fatty has no chance with a good or mid looking guy on her own.
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>>35008010
>all the other words are not needed
>BEST HOUSE
We need Hufflepuff for regular people
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>>35008004
>I am tired of every random cringelord being right about women
>Women please change
Too real :(
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>>35008015
>stoners, faggots and hippies
fuck off
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>>35008014
>One gives me the eyes and appears receptive.
You didn't mention this detail in your greentext. Which gives me the feeling that you made it up just now to make yourself come off as less shallow.
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>>35008010
>a slytherin like Snape
You mean the greasy autist incel? That one?
I always felt partial to Ravenclaw, not a bunch of smelly Hippies and not a bunch of goody two shoes either.
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We already know that a lot of chicks are gonna be malfoid for Halloween.
Is the best way to capitalize on this to dress as Harry Potter?
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>>35008021
I'm bald so best I can do is valdy
but halloween isnt a thing here
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>>35008008
I moved to get here
From New England
>>35008016
We need to reeducate women in camps or something shit has to end
"My love language is bullying, tell me your favorite Taylor Swift song, make me laugh", how about you don't look up "what do I put in a dating profile?" and just actually write your own summary instead of cloning each others' dumb tidbits infinitely?????
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>>35008019
>come off as less shallow.
Why would I do that lol
I am "shallow" as you will call it, or exclusively attracted to women I find attractive as a normal person would put it.
I don't talk to fatties.
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>>35008021
Hagrid
Or Hermoid
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>>35008025
I don't care if you have preferences, I just find it laughable that you being upset at a woman introducing you to a friend who you find less attractive because she doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend as somehow evidence of women's bad behavior.
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i really dont think theres anything worse you can do to a young adult with poor dating experience than to put them onto dating apps

as in i think it is the literal worst way to form your perceptions of yourself, other people of your sex and the opposite sex. its like a real life cognitohazard except its entirely avoidable and good.
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>>35008027
It's like the male version of women saying you must be gay to a man who turns down their advance for a hookup, but narcissists never learn
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>>35008004
>Using Dating apps in the current year plus ten
Dating apps are literally the sewage outflow of dating.
The only peopel who end up there have been swept past the bar and club scene, dripped past such things as having friends ,hobbies or interests and finally congealed in the apps as a smelly clump.
Dating apps are back to where they started, the bottom of the dating trash can that is entirely reserved for people too retarded to find anyone IRL. And also its like 80% men on there.
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>>35008010
>all the other words are not needed
>BEST HOUSE
It's not even physical race, since there are black slytherins.
>>35008010
>an autist and a fraud
A genius and a legend. Luna was the only one who could see wrackspurts and Lockhart saved the world countless times. Have you not read his books?
>Lunas mother blew herself up making new spells
High risk, high reward. She was a trailblazer.
>a slytherin like Snape was inventing spells before he even arrived at hogwards
He invented them AT school, and what spells were those?
"Ooh, here is one that cuts people. Here is one to hang people upside down."
Maybe invent a spell to get some bitches on your dick, nerd. Or better yet, invent a spell to get rid of that greasy yee-yee ass haircut and maybe Lily will stop fucking around with that trust fund baby she's been fucking with.
NIGGAAAA
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>>35008027
Someone who is extremely unattractive to the point of being offputting hitting on you is insulting. You as a woman should know this most of all. Its your gender that will be publically outraged over getting hit on by some 2/10 creepy fat fuck
And yes, a hot chick rejecting you and topping it off with showing you that your place is with the fat ugly girl is degrading. If I wasn't having sex with attractive women, I'd have been crushed.
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>>35008030
>Meet women in real life
>They act a given way
>Meet women online
>They act the same way
>Listen to men (both pickup artists and incels) speak in less censored Internet spaces about women, they say they act that same way
>Move halfway across the continent
>Women act the same way
>Go on dating app
>Women act the same way
It must be my sample bias and skewed perception o algo
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Maybe I'll enjoy dating again once I no longer have to date Americans.
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>>35008001
Don't stick your tongue in if you're not going to stick your dick in right after. That's all I'm asking for.
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>>35008027
And also I meant that it was her intention from the get go to lure in a guy with her looks so he can fuck her fat friend once hes taken the lure. Thats what I meant.
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tongue punching femanons fartbox
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>>35008040
That's all you needed to say
You don't even need to ask me to put it in. Get on top and hop on it
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>>35008035
Can't tell if you're a future Rodgers or a future tranny, either way quit chimping out and treating other people like shit, you HR bitch in a man's body
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>>35008039
>implying anyone outside the US wants to date americans
stay in your shithole lol
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>>35008039
Getting an early start on the obsessed quota I see, forward thinking
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>>35008045
Why do you go on American websites to kvetch about them? It's kind of black coded
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>>35008047
not him but to be fair, you yanks kind of dominate the anglosphere by sheer numbers alone
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It's no surprise that a dull Rule-63 meme like Malfoid would be quick to latch on to one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>35008039
>ermahgerd are yew drinking BEER?!? on a SUNDAY!? Eeeeeek! *clutches pearls* *faints*
>Anon why wont you marry me, we have been having sex for a whole year already

I'm not ever doing an american again.
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>>35008048
You have plenty of .co.uk websites to sulk and decay on
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>>35008048
i wish i had a mean non-NA anglo gf that teasingly called me yank
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>>35008033
>Luna was the only one who could see wrackspurts and Lockhart saved the world countless times
thats like bragging you're the only one being able to see in the dark when you have NVG. And lockhart was a fucking fraud
>Lunas mother blew herself up making new spells
I call that being a brainlet who was playing with explosives
>He invented them AT school, and what spells were those?
show me another nigga who INVENTED SPELLS at school
and yeah, an invisible, lightspeed sword spell is fucking sick as fuck compared to what luna was doing
>oooooo she can see some whissy briskets thingymabobs
real fucking useful
Maybe the trust fund baby and the mudblood foid would still be alive if they practiced some more defense against the dark arts, nigga
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>>35008052
You can't run around pretending you're the world's main character and then get mad other cultures interact with yours
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>>35006731
Love how moids now are like
>I-I'm not a trumptard!
>I just also haven't addressed all the processes that go on in my head that lead to me voting for him (or passively supporting him for a long time), and only now don't like him because he did a bad job at doing all the bad things I liked.
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>>35008055
I don't do anything of the sort, you live your entire life in this pathetic cucked inferiority complex narrative and then show up and bitch and moan about my country and are shocked when I tell you to fuck yourself instead of ignoring you or pretending to agree.
God, I'm tired of euro hypocrisy and inability to think other then in predefined patterns. Maybe China is right, we need to just segregate the Internet.
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>>35008050
>Atlas Shrugged
>God tier
I MIGHT JUST SPLIT A SEAM NOW, IF I DON'T DIE LAUGHING FIRST

>>35008054
Slytherins worship a guy whose biggest opp was a baby.
Me in the background btw.
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>>35008061
>mental breakdown about europeans (i'm not european)
every time, lmfao, it's just one big "I'M NOT INSECURE" while demonstrating insane amounts of insecurity.
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>>35008045
I shan't. I don't like it here.
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I don't like women with CnC kinks. How do I avoid women who like CnC?
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>>35008062
>Slytherins worship a guy whose biggest opp was a baby.
no they dont, what the fuck are you on about
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>>35008056
There is nothing niggerisch about a Sunday noon Frühschoppen with friends you stick in the ass puritan fags.
And to top it off I met that girl on a Sunday evening rolling on Molly where we fucked on the toilets after doing coke together.
My ancestors migrated to the US only to come back a few years later when they got sick of living in a no fun allowed zone. And thats Germans, the alledgedly most dour and autistic people of Europe. Should give you something to think about.
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>>35008067
There are absolutely 0 women who are into CNC. I've been in the industry for over 10 years now and I've yet to see a woman on the actual workshop floor.
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>>35008070
I knew someone would hit me with a joke like this lmfao
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>that one deranged yank patriot who never stops seething about europeans in /atoga/
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>>35008067
CnC is female speak for "I want you to do all the initiating and pursuing." Don't listen to the women online talking about how much they love cock and being dominated that parts just social fanfare. In reality what you get with a CnC type is she is a pillow princess, she does fucking nothing and she expects you to do all the work. She convinced herself that is a fetish which she calls CnC because she thinks not having to ask for it is somehow the same thing.

It's for lazy lying cunts
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I wish I liked and trusted women more.
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>>35008050
Atlas Shrugged is just cuckold porn written from the perspective of the queen. Bitch did Hank so dirty for no reason, even though he was a huge faggot like every other capitalist in that book
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>>35008067
Date radical feminists.
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>>35008021
i'm thinking about being luna just to be subversive but i also think if i went as malfoid i'd be the only one dumb enough to larp it seriously which could be fun. i don't get mean very much but it would be an excuse to do it as a joke
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>>35008069
its very odd to see the glaringly differing analysis of american culture from other westerners particularly european. I see universally extremely scathing critiques often yet all from entirely incompatible lenses of analysis and comparison. "let me tell you about your country" is not a uniquely american penchant, it seems
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>>35008084
>”let me tell you about your country" is not a uniquely american penchant, it seems
Yeah, we learned it from Britain and Europe.
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>Men get horny
>Men make a gender swap Malfoy
>Men jerk off to their new idol, some even feel romance towards it
>Women complain and call it creepy and weird and sad
>The Malfoid idol reaches meme status, then goes viral, then picks up in near mainstream appeal
>All of a sudden the holes pretend to have always enjoyed it
>They now LARP as her
>Some women are buying Slytherin costumes, one store got sold out overnight
>Women now try to cover/emulate Malfoid to subvert it for male attention
>Will undoubtedly ruin it at some point

Why do foids do this every time? Can't you just let us men give attention to one thing that isn't (you)?
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>>35008089
Neat fanfiction anon.
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>>35008082
Those women have the biggest cnc kinks of all
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>>35008089
they already tried. thats why its better to stick to 2D and AI generated pictures
the ''goth'' whore tried to jump on the trend but people rightly shat on her for it immediatly
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>>35008094
The fuck are you talking about? Radical feminists fucking hate cnc/rape fetishes. Hell, they hate even the most mildest kinks out there.
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>>35008096
nta that's what they say in public.
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>>35008089
Is there anything women won't sexualize?
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>>35008096
you are totally deluded lol
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>>35008096
Women have a public persona and a private persona. Feminists have extremely jarring contrasting differences between their public face and private face. Those whores are screamers in bed.
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>>35008097
Being kink-negative is literally part of the radfem ideology. Unless you have proof that most if not all radfems go against the basic tenants of their ideology, I'm going to assume you're full of shit.
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>>35008103
I don't have a peer-reviewed study to back this up, but I have had sex with a radfem before.
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>>35008101
We're not talking about feminists in general, we're talking about radical feminists, which is a very specific group of feminists. Non-radical feminists tend to be more fine with degenerate kinks than radical feminists.
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>>35008103
being opposed to homosexuality is literally part of catholic teaching, yet the clergy if full of homosexuals
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>>35008103
You have a lot ton larn about women. If course they're anti-kink and anti getting attention from men. Their whole point is to ruin other women and convince women to fuck their lives up so that they can take women who they feel as bitter out of the social competition. Feminists are turbo bullies who hate other women when you look past the window dressing of the ideology
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>>35008109
Again we're not talking about feminists in general, we're talking about a specific group of feminists known as radical feminists.
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>>35008113
The split you're thinking of is the sex-negative versus sex-positive feminist split, which is NOT the same as the radical feminist vs normal feminist split
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>>35008114
Uh, radical feminists as a whole are very sex-negative, and I have no idea where you got the idea that's not the case.
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>>35008113
The term radical feminist is mostly coined by the trannies who felt upset that they got told to fuck off from feminist circles. The term radical feminist means many things depending on the era

Today it means a feminist who dislikes the trannies
Yesterday it meant a sex-negative feminist who stood against the emerging porn industry
Before that it was a suffragette who would vandalize or destroy public property or set fire to buildings
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I would like to file a complaint with the woman hivemind.
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>>35008116
if you consider it far-fetched that an old, ugly bitter radfem with a pathological obsession with the topic of rape isn't shlicking to that shit on the downlow idk what to tell you
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>>35008120
Seriously. Roughest sex I've ever had (and likely will ever have) was with a radical feminist.
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>>35008119
what is ur complaint sir
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>>35008116
They have an entire fandom centred around a piece of fetish literature which describes a society where women are reduced to live as permanently pregant sex slaves to big burly men, and where the ultimate humiliation for women is to be deemed unrapeable and to not be used as fucktoys.
Its not hard to guess what their fetish is, at all.
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>>35008124
The hivemind keeps sending me lame women.
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>>35008119
Closed
Return to sender
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>>35008127
sorry anon but i do need to inform u most women are in fact lame
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>>35008096
You don’t actually speak to women do you
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Holy shit Babylon was amazing. I never thought I'd be singing the praises of a movie where it's opening scene features an elephant violently shitting all over a man.
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Bad people shouldn’t feel positive emotions
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>>35008096
>>35008103
Stop listening to your shitty blackpill grifters.
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>>35008138
but then they'll always stay bad ppl and never learn to be better
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>>35008136
>elephant shits on someone
That’s all I needed to hear, I’ll watch it this weekend.
Thanks anon
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>>35008140
They don’t care about being better
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>>35008138
What happened now?
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>>35008142
doesn’t mean we shouldnt care on their behalf
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>>35008142
Just like avoidants?
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>>35008143
Saw rulebreaker post and thought about how she’s a disgusting fat piece of garbage who abandoned her children. Her getting any joy whatsoever is an affront to decency
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>>35008147
the popularization of attachment styles was a mistake
massive red flag if a woman talks about that bullshit
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>>35008147
Exactly like avoidants.
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someone being avoidant doesn’t make them a bad person
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>>35008150
>massive red flag if a woman talks about that bullshit
Sounds like you are an avoidant woman who doesn't want to be marked as such.
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>>35008153
Not by itself but the actions that result from that usually denotes as much
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>>35008153
>attachment styles: being a clingy retard makes you a nice, wholesome good person. If a person is "avoidant", (which could be explained by a whole series of different motivations), it's actually all one single reason, they're an evil piece of shit who just wants to hurt you :(
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>how to trigger avoidants 101
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>>35008156
'avoidant' is such a broad umbrella term that you can safely call anyone that and not question the logic of it.
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>>35008160
What an odd thing to say.
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I'm avoidant but I don't know what it means and I'm not going to research it. Spoonfeed me.
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>>35008163
>strongest attachment styles counter argument
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Anxious attachment is the worst. They're annoying and take everything personally and cry when you don't respond to them within an hour. Some of the sad fucks will delete their own messages if you didn't reply to them within 10 minutes
Then they get extremely possessive and overbearing and not in a fun way, in a BPD way and they become abusive if all you wanted was a fucking day to yourself. And they even cheat very often and are the likeliest attachment style to cheat due to their vacuous neverending need for attention.
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>>35008165
It means you’re afraid of Santa Claus
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>>35008165
No.
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>>35008167
Don’t forget the victimhood complex about how everything they do is le good and the world is totally unfair
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>>35008167
>Some of the sad fucks will delete their own messages if you didn't reply to them within 10 minutes
ive done this but only because i realized i texted too much or felt embarssed, i never did it out of any ill nature to the other person
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>chad pumped and dumped me, he must be avoidant
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>>35008165
You are a doo doo head. A meanie, if you will.
In all seriousness, it's a person who finds emotional vulnerability so unpleasant that they push away people and situations that so much as make them think about being emotionally vulnerable.
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>>35008161
Nothing easier than triggering avoidants on atoga
They are so incredibly spiteful people
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>>35008173
Right.
I love taking care of a sad foid but I don't allow myself to be sad.
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>>35008172
This is me but with Stacy desu
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>>35008174
literally all i hear about avoidants is you bitching about them
get real
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>>35008161
https://youtu.be/sAd1wcYiFyU
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>>35008089
I've never once read or watched Harry Potter in my entire life. The state of Conservative masculinity is pretty grim if we're gender-bending and writing fan fics for Harry Potter characters like a 14 year old girl on 2013 Tumblr now. I don't want to associated with that cringe.
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People get too hung up on labels when you’re supposed to move through them. Instead they define themselves by it as an excuse to be cowards
I’m gay oh yes my little peebis twitches
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i want women to stop being such shallow midwits
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>>35008131
That sucks.
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>>35008173
this definitely is me but i fail to see how this is some malicious trait
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Have the moids who are incels every just tried being white?
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>>35008185
It's not that deep, stop trying to victimize yourself just for one minute.
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>>35008187
being white doesnt matter if ur ugly and poor and low iq
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>>35008183
But it's the only type that'd be into you
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>>35008183
but men dont care abt personality they only care abt looks
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>>35008152
_ _?
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>>35008191
the shallow is about your thinking, retard
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Ok I feel better thank you cat
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>>35008191
That's not true. I care about personality insofar as they being loyal and never even remotely considering cheating. But beyond that I don't care what she's like.
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>>35008124
Nta but I'm still avirgin in my mid 30s. I'd like to appeal the decision.
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>>35008193
a way a person thinks is their personality
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I've grown ill, wish I had an foid that would nurse me back to health tuck me in bring me tea pat my head
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>>35008199
then you've solved your little dilemma there haven't you
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>>35008204
im confused
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>>35008200
I'd do it but only if I can call you my pathetic little moid
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>>35008206
PLAP PLAP PLAP
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>>35008207
sounds mean why would you want to do that
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>>35008209
hey i didnt consent to any plappenings
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>>35008212
You are too confused for that.
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>>35008210
She is mean
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>How it feels to have disorganized attachment
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>>35008188
?? im referring to the common scrutiny the meme phrase gets, i dont feel particularly guilty or bad about it myself
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>>35008217
Moids love mean
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>>35008218
>Disorganised attachment
That's just called BPD
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>>35008223
We really don't. I'm so tired of mean.
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what if a girl is super anti avoidant and wants to be near u 24/7 even when ur pooping
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>>35008223
not constantly and truly mean
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>>35008176
Did she give you stds?
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>>35008188
>stop trying to victimize yourself
the fucking irony
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>>35008232
Nope, just severely hurt fee fees
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>>35008229
I want to say I'd hate that but I'd enjoy that. The curse of being avoidant is I dislike anxious types yet my stupid brain thinks they're appealing even when I know they're bad for my peace
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attachmentcels can't offer a single rebuttal to any of my criticisms of their pop psychology garbage, btw
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attaching my superglue covered hand to moid's own hand
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>>35008239
What are the criticisms?
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>>35008242
you'd have to catch one first and moids are much faster than foids
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>>35008244
Not the fat ones.
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This is appropriate to the current topic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55jV7OluTG4
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>>35008239
I dont think they need to be formalized and used as some pillars of human biology but the specific personality traits they describe work pretty well. It's just difficult for personality traits to not be overblown into full ego-defining principles.
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>>35008242
STOP TRYING TO GLUE SHIT TO PEOPLE
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>>35008244
foids are quieter and sneakier than moids though
besides.. why wouldnt moid want to hold my hand anyways >_>
>>35008246
sadly no atoga moids are fat
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>>35008246
they can roll downhill even faster
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>>35008243
Nta but its retarded horoscope tier kitchen psych to pathologize other people when they don't function like you want them to.
Its just basic ass incompatibility, people wanting different things form arelationship, no harm no foul. But calling someone defective and impling that they need to change themselves to fit your idea of how a relationship works is just low, nigger tier low. Its pathetic and intrusive.
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>>35008229
Clingy bitches are ick
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>>35008243
it's extremely shallow, paints with way too broad a brush, doesn't really seek to understand or empathize with how people turn out that way
in popular understanding, avoidants are pathologized as evil people while anxious types are wholesome and innocent

other psychological systems are at least about trying to understand people

attachment styles is dominated by normalfags demonizing and psychologizing their shitty exes
it really just attracts very dull witted people
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>>35008249
my hands are very soft tho im sure u wont mind
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>>35008250
>why wouldnt moid want to hold my hand anyways >_>
I didn't even realise it was you when I wrote that but now that I know too many reasons to fit within the character limit
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>>35008256
cmon im not that bad irl im actually very shy and dont say as much weird stuff
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>>35008229
Then shes not gonna be around in any capacity at all very soon. I hate it when people intrude on my life.
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>>35008239
If you're the one who said disorganized attachment is just BPD, I have no rebuttal because you're right.
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>>35008252
I agree
>>35008254
Both of you seem to take issue with the people who use the terms and not the terms themselves, which I agree with, but the actual framework they provide is pretty interesting. I also believe all psychology texts should be banned from public consumption so that’s my basis
Not really gonna offer a rebuttal cuz idc that much
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>>35008261
>>35008253
menwho dislike clingy gfs are future cheaters
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>>35008260
nta but lady, you need to work through whatever fucked you up instead of hanging out here and indulging your weird as fuck fat fetish.
You're not doing yourself any favours.
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>>35008250
How hard can it be, finding a fat american moid?
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>>35008260
well you're weird on here and you're asking on here
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>>35008266
As Sabrina Carpenter once said I can't relate to desperation
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>>35008266
See, and here it comes. Low self esteem and paranoia about getting cheated on. There may be inexperienced no lifers who think a clingy gf is cool , until they experience the reality of it.
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>>35008247
>You impersonate a person better
>Than a zombie should.
She really did.
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>>35008266
>oh you don’t give me 100% of your soul because I want to be around you 24/7? This is your fault and you must be evil
Love anxious attachments, like you’re doing me a favour by indulging in your own bad habits
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I'm anxious attachment ama
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>>35008264
>Both of you seem to take issue with the people who use the terms and not the terms themselves
Because they know it's correct and it offends them that they are outed as anxious, avoidant or whatever.
Even when nonody aksed them to change.
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>>35008269
fair enough
>>35008267
>your weird as fuck fat fetish.
would u prefer i demand a 6'4+ ripped chad like evry other woman
>>35008268
i rarely see them 2bh
i saw one yesterday and i was instantly swept off my feet he was a big guy, like at least 350 and blond too but i was late too class and couldnt follow him around too long he was so hot
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>>35008275
>I'm anxious attachment ama
What was your relationship like with your parents growing up, and what is it like now?
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>>35008273
You talking about your ex?
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Why are men so supportive of the gambling industry?
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>>35008276
Probably more to do with the complete certainty people make these proclamations with. People don’t like being labelled from external sources, it’s offensive and dehumanizing
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>>35008264
>Both of you seem to take issue with the people who use the terms and not the terms themselves
That's the overwhelming majority of people discussing it, so the framework being okay doesn't matter in practice. Maybe the fact it attracts so many knuckledraggers is actually a flaw in the theory itself.

>>35008276
This is legitimately the only counterargument attachmentscum have (it's not an argument), thanks for proving my point.
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>>35008282
Autists getting called autists. kek
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>>35008280
Mhm.
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>>35008282
Lol
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>>35008281
I never gamble, I just don't see the point. There's cheaper ways to have fun.
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>>35008279
My dad was kinda cool sometimes but they divorced when I was a kid. My mom was nice but very hands off
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Does anyboey here have a smartwatch or fitness thing?
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>>35008283
> Maybe the fact it attracts so many knuckledraggers is actually a flaw in the theory itself.
I don’t think so, I think it’s a flaw of character and the actual work is fine
>>35008284
Yeah, people don’t like that. Are you autistic?
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>>35008277
>would u prefer i demand a 6'4+ ripped chad like evry other woman
1) they don't do that
2)your fetish requires a man to permanently damage his body and turn himself into a cripple
3) its most of all bad for yourself to indulge in it instead of taking care of your issues
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>>35008277
I thought almost all of you americans were supposed to be fat.
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>>35008290
>I don’t think so, I think it’s a flaw of character and the actual work is fine
Well I'm convinced.
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>>35008289
I used to have a Fitbit
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>>35008291
>1) they don't do that
it was an exaggeration sure but its still close to reality
>2)your fetish requires a man to permanently damage his body and turn himself into a cripple
fat men already exist! i wouldnt get w a fit man and then ask him to get fat for me
>cripple
ur so dramatic lol
>3) its most of all bad for yourself to indulge in it instead of taking care of your issues
what issues? having a preference for a certain body type isnt an issue
>>35008292
gosh i wish
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>>35008294
I did say that I don’t feel like getting into it but: the framework works to analyze the why of certain behaviours and as a tool for self reflection. This allows someone to examine their own behaviours if they’re having trouble in their relationships and potentially alter or improve them. The terms become beatsticks used by weak people is like almost everything else
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>>35008289
My brother and dad do.
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>>35008299
and personally i think there are better theories for doing that, systems with a bit more nuance than four broad categories. the entire popular culture around attachment styles is irreparably bad. I don't have this problem with other systems.
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>>35008302
What systems?
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>>35008287
Why are men so overwhelmingly in support of embedding online gambling into everything?
Good for you at least not being involved though.
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>>35008262
Wasn't me but gave me a chuckle
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>>35008310
Most people are stupid.
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>>35008310
Men love thrill seeking behavior, and the idea of getting rich.
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Should I go buy a massage today? My back really hurts.
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>>35008306
I personally like the enneagram. It can touch on some similar material but it's not purely focused on relationships and how you were raised. There are several types within that system that could be described as "avoidant" or "anxious" yet all of them have entirely different core fears that would motivate the behavior. No single type can be specifically demonized or vindicated, because each type is greatly flawed and each type needs to grow to become whole.
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>>35008319
My pupils are super dialated and all I did was use a jetted bath. Go for it.
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>>35008319
When my back hurts, and the masseuse jerks me off and I cum I generally do feel better.
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>>35008281
Are we? I don't remember getting a survey or poll asking me if I was okay with gambling being everywhere.
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Love it when hot women like getting highly sexualized comments online.
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>>35008330
if that's what I wanted I could just jerk it myself my loser
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>>35008334
Like who?
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>>35008250
Why? Because you’re fat
I hate fat people, fatoids especially
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>>35008342
she's not fat she is however very hairy and has an adam's apple
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>went for a health checkup yesterday
>nurse taking blood
>does the whole tapping veins thing
>”wow i’ve got an entire selection here”
>”h-haha yeah…”
>”its a good thing, Looks good”
What do you even say to that
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>>35008330
>>35008337
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>>35008347
she's just glad you drank enough water
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>>35008347
Tell her that you could break so many chicken necks
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Is this accurate?
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How the fuck do you manage to fall in love and have several different relationships throughout your life without going insane? In other words, how the fuck do you get over your first love?

I meet a new girl, and every step I take with her, I'm just reminded of the time I took those steps with my ex, but it's slightly different so it feels uncanny and wrong.
First voice call, texting at 2 am, first date, etc, all of it just makes me think of the times I did it with my ex. Even little things about the new girl herself will remind me of my ex, because people tend to have types and date similar people, so I'm just constantly reminded of her.
It can also work inversely. We'll have a convo about favorite movies or something, and I'll mention a movie that was also one of my ex's favorites, but new girl will have never heard of it, or I'll mention a hobby I shared with ex that she just isn't into AND IT JUST FEELS WRONG!

How the fuck do you cope?
How do you get over your first love. I'd literally cheat on my current gf with her if given the chance, which I know is wrong, BUT HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE NOT DO IT!?
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>>35008357
M
Not in my experience, no
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>>35008357
Yeah
Its stressful as fuck
And you have to do the whole moaning and being out of breath thing
I hate it
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>>35008357
Can't speak for women but yeah, everything is a competition
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>>35008357
No
Women hate sex and only begrudgingly reward it to men who've proved themselves through a series of trials
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>>35008357
No. Men don't think about that. That's why you have to slap em around for a couple extra rounds to get off with them. And all they know is ram rod if you let them on top.
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>>35008367
if this isn't a classic example of a woman telling on herself, lmao
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>>35008357
It's true for not all but a lot of men. They can't stop thinking about other guys dicks when they're having sex with their girlfriends. It's basically a result of all the BBC and cuck porn they watch. However, they're definitely not thinking about how they can make their gf cum, that's for sure.
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>>35008371
>However, they're definitely not thinking about how they can make their gf cum, that's for sure.
They are but only as a way of proving how masculine they are.
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>>35008369
>>35008359
>>35008361
>>35008363
>>35008366
>>35008369
You guys are so funny.
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What am I even holding on for? Nothing got better in 27 years.
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>>35008376
You’re so fat
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>>35008378
You're so gay but you don't even like boys
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>>35008377
same situation, 27, but still hoping
it's gonna get better for me, i'm so close
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>>35008374
I actually care a lot about making my gf cum, but nobody seems to be cut out for the role of anon's gf.
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>>35008381
Well im not gay so of course I dont like boys, miss asylum demon
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>>35008331
Over 50% of men are active on gambling apps, and 75% of gambling app users are men.
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women when you snoop around his house on the first chance you get, what do you do when you find the empty room with nothing in it but the hourglass filled with black sand? you wouldn't flip the hourglass over, would you?
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>>35008289
I have a Samsung Galaxy fit 3. Cheap and good enough for what I use it.
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>>35008385
It's a song lyric, you turnip.
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>>35008388
nag the first thing they do is look for the hourglass and either flip it over or just break it open.
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>>35008357
No, thats just insecurity. Honestly those gay as fuck thoughts never occurred to me, I just thought tha if a woman makes herself available so I can have fun with her thats what I'm going to do so we can have fun together.
I don't think about other mens dicks at all.
And frankly I'd like to know just how the fuck one ends up like this
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Do you ever feel like sometimes, meta decide
>This is the controversy
>this is what everyone is going to talk about today
Then you open it and it’s just bot promoted content about the same "issue" you dgaf about, over and over again.
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>>35008394
I just know that my time is worth way way more than doomscrolling. I literally only use 4chan and stay away from pol
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>>35008377
>>35008382
Also just turned 27
Depression or whatever is wrong with me has ruined my life. I was supposed to apply to law school 4 years ago and I still haven't done it. Now I'm watching everyone my age move on up in their careers while I'm a worthless wagie.
Suicide has never felt more doable.
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>>35008358
Same way you get over everything: You grieve, then you leave it behind you.
And that ability btw is a core part of growing up and maturing.
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>>35008390
My bad
I dont listen to that homosexual rigamarole
But I guess a hog like you does
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>>35008394
Dead internet theory is real and it's the main reason I stopped using social media.
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>>35008403
Did you get that thang oiled down?
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>>35008407
Same. 4chan is the only place I talk to strangers online anymore.
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>>35008382
I tried to keep a positive outlook for a while but everything in the past has snowballed into now.
>>35008399
I want to just drift away. Actually planning to do it seems like too many things can go wrong. And imagine waking up at the hospital and having to explain yourself or whatever they do if you fail.
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>>35008403
Here's a minecraft cat to keep you away, ya creeper.
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>>35008408
TRAVIS-
>>35008412
Cant be one of yours
Your fat ass would’ve eaten it by now
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>>35008411
Honestly waking up in a hospital is something I fantasize about, because maybe then people will pay attention and pretend to care about me
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>>35008415
Only cat I munch is pussy, fag.
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oh no I came in during fat bitch hours again damn can a nigga catch a break
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>>35008423
I can do a 3/5ths compromise.
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>>35008357
Yeh
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>>35008418
Damn bitch, of course you eat pussy too. If you can eat it, your fat ass is all about it

Try this tons-o-fun, next time eat a salad
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>>35008377
Yikes, maybe volcel isn't the way to go
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I will never lick depressed femanon into a full release orgasm....
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>>35008428
>that fat bitch
>fun
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>>35008431
Watching schadenfreude is fun
Like when you watch indians get hit by trains. The fun is in the tragedy
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>>35008430
depressed foids can't cum, and when they can't cum they blame you
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>>35008418
How many pussies have you eaten?
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>>35008428
>>35008431
Threadly reminder that men are allergic to making funny jokes.
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>>35008347
Just chuckle.
They don't care what you say they're just excited you'll be an easy stick so they won't look stupid in front of you.
>>35008358
I've had 4 relationships. My first love wasn't guy #1 it was guy #4. I think I'm fucked now. I never really needed to "get over" the guys in the past I was over them when I dumped them. I think the only answer is time, and redirecting yourself when you start thinking about them. My phone notifies me when my ex posts on instagram, I've told myself I'm not allowed to look at it until I feel nothing when the notification pops up. His name is relatively common and now I flinch when I hear it. Give it a couple years. If you're still fucked up about it then idk you probably need therapy.
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>>35008435
Then I'll just do it so they can feel the nice sensation.
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>>35008437
5
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>>35008439
who's joking no one has ever had fun with your moby dick ass around
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>>35008439
You must be alergic to diets
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>>35008443
How many were willing and not just trapped in your orbit?
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>>35008435
is that true? like even if you're like junior soprano in the muff, she still can't finish?
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>>35008437
Only box she eats is takeout
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State gender.
What's the nastiest thing youbwould do if there no repercussions?
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>>35008453
sex with bv
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>>35008453
M
Sodomize every hot femanon.
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>>35008453
F
Burn down a local company building that screwed me over and cost me a job that I was hired for due to incompetence on their end.
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Is the corndog right about this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4PTGD5LB7A4
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>>35008453
M
I don't want to think about it. If there were no repercussions we would all have grown up to be such menaces. The premise of no repercussions doesn't even make any sense really.
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>>35008435
Being her cute outfits could fix it.
Sometimes.
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I would have had her if I was taller and had a better chin.
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>>35008236
You know you can always get psychological help.
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I like you, Anonymous. Here, have a 'uck.
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its kinda crazy how post-covid the entire world just went "fuck it lets just start doing war again" huh
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>>35008453
>What's the nastiest thing youbwould do if there no repercussions?
Bestiality (sex with moids)
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>>35008478
what if the moid is a little bit stinky
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>>35008477
>He thinks war just stopped in the 2000s and 2010s
lmao
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>>35008459
>Is the corndog right about this?
Andrea is always right, except about men.

>>35008479
>what if the moid is a little bit stinky
Aren't they all?
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>>35008458
I understand how you feel
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>>35008470
I would have had her if I had experiences dating in high school college and knew what to do. Instead I did everything wrong
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>>35008371
>>35008357
>read this
>brain keeps going "wow I better not think about that!" min a loop
Great now I'm gonna think about that next time I fuck. Thanks, assholes
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>>35008483
I'm not :^(
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How do you study when it’s cold and you just feel like going back to sleep?
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women actually come up to me and tell me we've had sex in her dreams. how am I still single. what is wrong with me.
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>>35008486
Did you try not being fat?
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Is pairbonding real?
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>>35008481
the post-USSR era of globalized economics and supply chains was more or less an unprecedented era of peace, yes.
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>>35008494
the default for men, never happens for women
>>
Women would you get the ick if he rode a moped?
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>>35008496
Im a woman and Im asking because I think Im pairbonded with my ex.
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>>35008495
>Delusional privileged first worlder
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>>35008495
>>35008499
take it to >>>/pol/ faggots
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>>35008498
yeah right lol, I doubt he'd be your ex then
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>>35008498
What makes you say that?
What was special about him?
>>
I’m immune to the whole “your best mistake” thing because I already did that
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>>35008487
Why are you all so broken? Do you think your fathers were like this?
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>>35008501
Not true. Im pairbonded with my ex. He dumped me.
>>35008453
Tie my ex up and keep him locked up in my basement forever. Take care of each and every one of his needs. Pamper him. Show him how loved he is every day.
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>>35008503
What?
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>>35008508
You’ve never seen girls say that?
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>>35008507
Name on, birdanon
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can someone explain to me why men like femdom women? I just cant wrap my head around it. I dont think i could get myself to worship any woman like she was the greatest gift to man, which is what most femdom women seem to want
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>university chickfila forgot to put bacon on my sandwich AGAIN

they charge $1.60 for this shit btw
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>>35008507
>Not true. Im pairbonded with my ex. He dumped me.
this isn't enough evidence. this can just mean you're a petty trollop who is attracted to negative attention. how could he dump you? how is it possible? you need to know! but if he came back you'd get the ick
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>>35008511
Okay... :(
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>>35008510
No, I have no idea what that means, elaborate.
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>>35008513
Secret Jewish takeover has started
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>>35008512
>can someone explain to me why men like femdom women?
feminine male epidemic.
>dont think i could get myself to worship any woman
this is normal though and people actually in love do this to their partner. quite different from femdom though.
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>>35008515
I saw a pheasant yesterday :D
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>>35008514
I would never in a million years get the ick from him. We are perfect for eachother. Were soulmates. Every little thing about him was made for me. Ive gone insane in the time weve been apart.
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>>35008513
enshitification is often accelerated in inflationary environments.
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>>35008516
It’s the whole bpd thing where they are like “yeah I’m an emotional wreck and I’ll traumatize you but I’m hot”
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Why don't Amercans refer to their husband/wife/spouse/fiance/long term bf/gf as their "partner" like most of the other Anglophone countries?
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>>35008521
then why did he leave?
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>>35008518
Its normal for men in relationships to worship their girlfriend? you'll have to explain this to me. I've treated my gfs as equals to me, not perfect or infallible. I care for them and they care for me but I dont treat them like I should be grateful they're in my life like a diety.
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>>35008528
Why call them a partner? If she's your girlfriend say that. If he's your boyfriend say that.
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>>35008528
what's the point of that
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>>35008519
Thats lovely. :)
I saw a pileated woodpecker on my walk today.
>>35008528
I do, but thats because Im #woke.
>>35008530
Things were almost perfect but he broke things off because we were both depressed due to distance. I think he thought it would be healthier for him to be single. He ghosted me a couple weeks ago after I begged him to take me back. Ill chase its high for the rest of my life.
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ok atoga it's been 5 years since I lost my gf, and I'm crying over it. I feel like we were soulmates 80,000 years ago.
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>>35008543
Two years here, it’s over man
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>>35008543
>>35008549
are you talking about them dying, or breaking up with them?
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I want to do anal with my gf because it'll be painful?
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I've never had a soulmate or been in love. I just bang girls
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>>35008533
>If she's your girlfriend say that. If he's your boyfriend say that.
Forty year old man about the woman he's lived with for 12 years: "This is my girlfriend."
>>35008537
It's simple.
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>>35008551
I ended the relationship then she died.
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>>35005984
Never watched that because I hate pagan slander, but yeah sure why not impregnation is hot.
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Being unphotogenic is difficult
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>>35008513
D'angelo's didn't have bacon yesterday either. Thanks RFK.
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>>35008556
Wtf how did she die?
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>>35008528
Lots of people my age or younger do?
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>>35008540
>pileated woodpecker
Cute, I don't think I've ever seen a woodpecker but I did hear them pecking before it's a strangely soothing sound. Pheasants run funny kind of like the roadrunner cartoon
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>>35008528
Before scotus made gay marriage legal everywhere it was in common use in the gay community, and straight supporters of gay marriage would sometimes also use it in solidarity, so it became politicized.
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>>35008567
Some birds are very silly like that. This is a pied wagtail, named after the signature wagging of their tailfeathers. So cute. Thanks for making my day, anon. I was really down for a second.
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>>35008562
>D'angelo's
Mid Michigan?
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>>35008552
F.
It really is not. warm that butt up first with fingering, kisses/licking etc, coconut oil is super good lube.
I personally have had maybe the best orgasm in my life with a dick in my butt. At least in the top 3.
>Like piss the bed tier good

Like do you know how mental it can be if you just kiss a girls neck, fondle boobs, place a strategic gentle bite here and there, pet all over, take your goddamn time. Turn a girl around with your own strenght so I am butt up and just go for it. Its beautiful.
Personally, just give me that, wont complain no matter where the dick goes.

I never thought butt stuff is a big deal anyway.
>never during my periods, then its off limits
>would rather do the red dick thing in the shower
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>>35008540
>I saw a pileated woodpecker on my walk today.
We get lots of those at our new woodpecker feeder! They're such curious critters, tweeting and climbing about as they try to find the best bits.
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>>35008575
What?
It's a new england chain.



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