>be me>have very big pp>tiny gf>need tons of foreplay, usually make her cum at least twice before I even stick it in>even then, we have to stop more than half the time because she can't take it>she can barely fit a quarter of it in her mouth, half if she's really forcing it down her throat>it just doesn't fit well at all>so it's long stretches of bad, interrupted sex and mediocre blowjobs>punctuated by the rare amazing sex when she can actually take it for a while>sometimes she just ends up crying because she refuses to admit it's too much, so I stop anyway>feels bad man>she's bi, thinks a threesome would be hot>another girl to tag in when she's overwhelmed, and to help her with oral>she's even fantasized about it during sex and while blowing me before>but thinks she'd be too jealous to actually let another girl touch me
>>35008485this is /adv/ not some sexual fantasy writing board, the fuck.
>>35008534Nigga I wish this was a fantasy it fucking sucks irlI love her and our sex life sucks because my dicks too big
>>35008539I really don't understand how people can be this clueless. You're not compatible if your organs aren't compatible in the literal sense. It's the most basic thing that usually is there but not always.
>>35008546What am I supposed to do? Ask for pussy measurements prior to every date? Lmao
>>35008539you came to /adv/, never asked for advice or a question at all. you're fucking retarded.
>>35008561If you couldn't figure out the implied request for advice on what to do in this situation, you're either retarded or autistic. I'm gomma assume autistic.
>>35008568>If you couldn't figure out the implied request for advice on what to do in this situationif YOU can't figure out the thing to do in YOUR situation you're retarded, so much so you come to /adv/ to ask for help. Do you lake the ability to look at your own situation and think for yourself?
>>35008558>What am I supposed to do?NTA, but if you're that big it is definitely worth mentioning it early on. But more importantly, you need to stop expecting that this is a problem that will ever resolve itself. If you're too big for her, you're too big for her, and always will be. Face the reality of the situation.
>>35008571... my good sir, are you aware of what board you're on? What do you think this board is for, exactly? I clearly nailed the autism call out because you're ass mad over it lmao
>>35008573Fair points made.
>>35008485nigga go to another board with this fantasy shit
>>35008644See >>35008539
>>35008485>Guys my penis is just soo fucking huge, can you sympathize with a big penis haver like myself.You are either larping or fucking a todler, no inbetween.
>>35008667Yeah bro you got me no one in real life actually has a larger than average penis
>>35008689Consider that maybe no one has such a small pussy.
>>35008694I think you've confused how far I said it fits in her mouth for how it fits in her pussy lmao
>>35008485Listen to >>35008546 and >>35008573, either get used to a life of infrequent bouts of excessive lube and grueling foreplay, or decide the cost of cervix stretching isn't worth it and agree it's a mutual dealbreaker. Make it work or move on, anon.
>>35008694No, no, they do. Not OP but I once tried to fuck an Indian bitch and couldn't fit in her mouth or pussy. She was average height, her holes were just legitimately way too small
>>35008689Anyone with a big penis wouldnt be insecure enough to brag about it on 4chud.
