Thread Question: Who's your favorite Bionicle Toa, and why?Last time on /atoga/: >>35005968
first for the based incel-tranny spammer
>>35008969>doorbell on tree that explodes when you press itwould u fall for it, anons?
>>35008973>honestly, i would have pressed it tooI can fix him or the other way around
i have a tummy ache someone help me >_<
>>35008973I think I can give myself enough credit to say that I at least wouldn't fall for that in an active war zone. But if some enterprising serial killer did this to a tree at a state park or a hiking trail, I'd probably let it kill me.
>>35008977rub your tummy.
>>35008978I'm with you. I think morbid curiosity would get to me if it were in a public park or something where I would expect some goofy thing to happen and not death
>>35008978same.
I am not a private investigator like Sherlock Holmes, but I want to investigate your privates. Please allow me to inspect your genitalia.
Women if I slaughtered your bf in a duel would you swoon over me (the victor, the conqueror, the superior male) and let me breed you?
WomenIf you got pregnant, would you let your husband use your breastmilk in the ninja creami?
>>35008990yea why not
>>35008990>If you got pregnant, would you let your husband use your breastmilk in the ninja creami?No, because I would already be doing it.
I live in Africa, but one day I will move to America and marry a white blonde woman, or perhaps Europe.
>>35008995I wish you luck on your quest to marry either an anime American or the entire continent of Europe, africanon.
>>35008990Only if I had extra and he's not too excited about it. If it's a sexual thing he can fuck off.
>>35008980>>35008982The house I grew up in had an old intercom system from the 60s built into it that didn’t work anymore, so I had a red button in my bedroom next to the light switch that didn’t do anything.I never pointed it out to people when I’d have them over for the first time, but I hung a note that read DONT PUSH! on it and tricked some people into thinking for about three seconds that they were about to detonate my house or launch it into space once they'd inevitably pushed it
>>35009001whats wrong w him being excited over ur milkies
Anyone have experience with femdom? Do men really like that? Hell, do women even like it? Someone added me and told me this >I identify as more of a goddess domme, to where my subs are having access to me and my body as a huge privilege and that they are there as an arm of my pleasure.
>>35009006>Anyone have experience with femdom?No.>Do men really like that?Not me. It seems like a very gay way to be a straight man.That woman sounds insane lol
>>35009003will i get in trouble if i put buttons everywhere that have warning signs. i think i would actually get in trouble for that. like the adult swim lite brites being mistaken for ieds in boston
>>35009006Men like it more than women do, on average.
>>35009006And men will fall for thisMale = cuck gender
>>35009008Ha, I remember those. Yeah you'd get got.
I'd like a moid who would do something very risky and dangerous for me and without me asking, just to impress me
>>35009009There exists a large % of closeted gay men honestly.
>>35009012u need to 18 or older to post here
>>35009012I'm trying to not be that kind of moid anymore. Sorry!
>>35009012gl. only like one in 10k men are capable of that
>>35009007i've seem women in their 40s try to pull this shit, but also women barely 21 try to act like a femdom and its just funny to me, especially when you see what they look like and its just a stic zoomer chick
>>35009011the doorbell panic of 2026 would be so funny lmao
Women, how do you feel about pearly penile papules?
>>35009020Would
>>35009020what is that
>texting girl>she mentions a band>"omg I love that band">"oh yeah? what's your favorite album?">name my favorite >"erm that's literally one of their worst ones"How over is it?
>>35009023Just look it up
>>35009024Not ogre. Just an opportunity for banter if she doesn't have exclusively bad opinions otherwise
I need to stop taking testosterone bro, my hormones are all out of whack, I started crying at a rendition of the ugly duckling story
>>35009021Why?
>>35009027why are u taking testosterone in the first place
>>35009020*slices it off with my pocket knife*
>>35009012Hey, thoughts on motorcycle tricks?
>>35009031Boring
>>35009029It's for the gym
Women, are you aware you don't have to dress like a whore?
>>35009028Because hot
>>35009035i never dress like a whore cuz im a good behaved femanon
>>35009033Not dangerous enough for you
>>35009041I'd like it to be dangerous for me too
>>35009035Yes. Did you turn the temperature back up to the 70s today?
>>35009038Everyone knows you walk around in a crop top showing off your belly hair like a slut.
>>35009038You're just a pickme supreme 2bh
>>35009012*gets drunk then forces you into the car at gunpoint to drive around*
>>35009030Nooooo>>35009036Weird but nice
>>35009043That's why there's two seats
>>35009047well why hasn’t it worked yet cuz no man ever picks me ever :< >>35009045ive never even owned a crop top!
