Thread Question: Who's your favorite Bionicle Toa, and why?Last time on /atoga/: >>35005968
first for the based incel-tranny spammer
>>35008969>doorbell on tree that explodes when you press itwould u fall for it, anons?
>>35008973>honestly, i would have pressed it tooI can fix him or the other way around
i have a tummy ache someone help me >_<
>>35008973I think I can give myself enough credit to say that I at least wouldn't fall for that in an active war zone. But if some enterprising serial killer did this to a tree at a state park or a hiking trail, I'd probably let it kill me.
>>35008977rub your tummy.
>>35008978I'm with you. I think morbid curiosity would get to me if it were in a public park or something where I would expect some goofy thing to happen and not death
>>35008978same.
I am not a private investigator like Sherlock Holmes, but I want to investigate your privates. Please allow me to inspect your genitalia.
Women if I slaughtered your bf in a duel would you swoon over me (the victor, the conqueror, the superior male) and let me breed you?
WomenIf you got pregnant, would you let your husband use your breastmilk in the ninja creami?
>>35008990yea why not
>>35008990>If you got pregnant, would you let your husband use your breastmilk in the ninja creami?No, because I would already be doing it.
I live in Africa, but one day I will move to America and marry a white blonde woman, or perhaps Europe.
>>35008995I wish you luck on your quest to marry either an anime American or the entire continent of Europe, africanon.
>>35008990Only if I had extra and he's not too excited about it. If it's a sexual thing he can fuck off.
>>35008980>>35008982The house I grew up in had an old intercom system from the 60s built into it that didn’t work anymore, so I had a red button in my bedroom next to the light switch that didn’t do anything.I never pointed it out to people when I’d have them over for the first time, but I hung a note that read DONT PUSH! on it and tricked some people into thinking for about three seconds that they were about to detonate my house or launch it into space once they'd inevitably pushed it
>>35009001whats wrong w him being excited over ur milkies
Anyone have experience with femdom? Do men really like that? Hell, do women even like it? Someone added me and told me this >I identify as more of a goddess domme, to where my subs are having access to me and my body as a huge privilege and that they are there as an arm of my pleasure.
>>35009006>Anyone have experience with femdom?No.>Do men really like that?Not me. It seems like a very gay way to be a straight man.That woman sounds insane lol
>>35009003will i get in trouble if i put buttons everywhere that have warning signs. i think i would actually get in trouble for that. like the adult swim lite brites being mistaken for ieds in boston
>>35009006Men like it more than women do, on average.
>>35009006And men will fall for thisMale = cuck gender
>>35009008Ha, I remember those. Yeah you'd get got.
I'd like a moid who would do something very risky and dangerous for me and without me asking, just to impress me
>>35009009There exists a large % of closeted gay men honestly.
>>35009012u need to 18 or older to post here
>>35009012I'm trying to not be that kind of moid anymore. Sorry!
>>35009012gl. only like one in 10k men are capable of that
>>35009007i've seem women in their 40s try to pull this shit, but also women barely 21 try to act like a femdom and its just funny to me, especially when you see what they look like and its just a stic zoomer chick
>>35009011the doorbell panic of 2026 would be so funny lmao
Women, how do you feel about pearly penile papules?
>>35009020Would
>>35009020what is that
>texting girl>she mentions a band>"omg I love that band">"oh yeah? what's your favorite album?">name my favorite >"erm that's literally one of their worst ones"How over is it?
>>35009023Just look it up
>>35009024Not ogre. Just an opportunity for banter if she doesn't have exclusively bad opinions otherwise
I need to stop taking testosterone bro, my hormones are all out of whack, I started crying at a rendition of the ugly duckling story
>>35009021Why?
>>35009027why are u taking testosterone in the first place
>>35009020*slices it off with my pocket knife*
>>35009012Hey, thoughts on motorcycle tricks?
>>35009031Boring
>>35009029It's for the gym
Women, are you aware you don't have to dress like a whore?
>>35009028Because hot
>>35009035i never dress like a whore cuz im a good behaved femanon
>>35009033Not dangerous enough for you
>>35009041I'd like it to be dangerous for me too
>>35009035Yes. Did you turn the temperature back up to the 70s today?
>>35009038Everyone knows you walk around in a crop top showing off your belly hair like a slut.
>>35009038You're just a pickme supreme 2bh
>>35009012*gets drunk then forces you into the car at gunpoint to drive around*
>>35009030Nooooo>>35009036Weird but nice
>>35009043That's why there's two seats
>>35009047well why hasn’t it worked yet cuz no man ever picks me ever :< >>35009045ive never even owned a crop top!
>>35009052Okay that could be nice
>>35009035>don't have to Well sure but why wouldn't I
>>35009035that bitch is clearly overdressed
Why do women take mirror selfies without cleaning the mirror there's always streaks all over
>>35009062Because they are dumb and stinky.
>>35009054Could?
GirlsWhy do women assume that when a man watches porn he’s filling his brain with imagines of picture perfect professional porn stars and that it’s messing with his brain?What if he only watched amateur porn for example, a random college girl masturbating with a vibrator. Not a professional. Is that bad for the brain?
>>35009009why would a man like being ordered to worship a woman?
>>35009066for the love of god stop begging and bargaining with insecure women's opinions on what you're allowed to do with your penis
what is it called when someone thinks they are being guilt tripped, saying that the other is displaying narcissistic behavior rather than seeing admission to vulnerable honesty?
>>35009006that's genuinely the corniest type of femdom to be honest
>>35009064Yes, if we survive
A lot of women also get really fucking mad when they see male fanfic stories with loving women. Like so mad they start posting about how all the men who like that story are pieces of shit that just want wish fulfillment girlfriends or completely dependant girlfriends etc.
>>35009066>Babe, you don't understand. I don't like porn of super hot conventionally attractive women, I like porn of regular looking women like you and the dozens of women I see every day who I would also have sex with if given half a chance. Doesn't that make you feel better?
literally all of my relationship troubles come from the fact that i do not drink coffee or alcohol.
>>35009076>>super hot conventionally attractive women>professional porn
>>35009074Ok. What if I wanted to lift you over my head like a barbell to show you how strong I am. If I drop you and you fall on my head you'll break my neck and your own when you hit the ground.
>>35009077Have you tried being cool?
>>35009077alcohol i understand but coffee? come now
>>35009077Mormon ass bitch.
How do you block out intrusive thoughts about exes?
>>35009085I've met someone like that who also didn't like tea. There are lives out there being lived that I could never live myself
>>35009082you could literally be the coolest dude ever, but if you don't drink alcohol, it doesn't matter.>>35009085they both taste gross. same with tea.>>35009086i am atheist tyvm.
>>35009089Stop spending time or attention on places or people related to your ex. Spend time away from /adv/ and instead spend time on your hobbies or with your friends. Busy yourself with work or exercise if you have to.
>>35009089Are you imagining his giant cock plunging into your pussy?
>>35009091Life isn't the same without Arizona tea
>>35009092>you could literally be the coolest dude ever, but if you don't drink alcohol, it doesn't matter.No, that's my point: you should try being cool and having a glass of wine or beer with someone the next time they ask you to.
>>35009006i'm a switch and i've had hookups where i was the sub. the power exchange is fun but i couldn't do a full time dom-sub thing. one because i like both sides of the scene, but also because i want someone i can hang out and have fun with more than anything, and playing a role 24/7 ruins that. purely dominant women are extremely rare, by the way, and that's not just personal experience.
>>35009076How is this any different from women and the guys they see in romance movies? Should women not be allowed to watch romance movies when they are in relationships?
>>35009092>they both taste gross. same with tea.That's just an immature palette desuand you probably drink shit coffee
>>35009098i matched with a girl on tinder once, and we were getting along great. making jokes, complimenting each other, it was all perfect.i tried to set up a date. she asked if i drink. i said we could go wherever and she could drink if she wanted, but i'll stick to cola.she immediately unmatched. FUCK.
>>35009096I drank gallons of that shit when I was a teen/twenty something, but I try to avoid HFCS so I rarely have it nowadays.Golden Bear was my fav flavor, but I never see that one on shelves anymore. I drink maybe three Arnold Palmers a year on avg now
>>35009076>like you and the dozens of women I see every day who I would also have sex with if given half a chance.Not him but that's the thing, I legitimately wouldn't
>>35009103Just give it a try sometime anon. What’s your hang up?Are you worried you’ll show your ass, or is the taste an issue? Are you really just a teetotaller out of principle or something?
>>35009092>same with tea.Have you had anything like hibiscus tea before? I think even people who dislike most other teas would like stuff like that. It's like punch
>>35009012Darwin would like to have a word with you
>>35009012that's fucking cringe
How old are you guys that you're getting flak for not drinking? If you're in college I get it, but I'm 31, I never get shit for it, and I've noticed the older I get I see more and more people passing on it.
>>35009012Watch this, Femanon!*skateboards off a ramp into the Grand Canyon and dies*
Alcohol is haram itt?
>>35008994Karryn's Prison was actually a lot of fun. I liked that you could actually use sex to win combat instead of just "haha you have to lose to see all the sex scenes"
I'll never stop drinking. I love how my head feels when I'm inebriated.
>>35009123So long as you aren’t drinking in excess, who gives a shit imo
>>35009106It tastes fucking gross. I've had several different types of alcohol, and they're all DISGUSTING. I have no idea how people get addicted to that shit.Besides, I'm in my early-30s. There's no reason to start drinking now.Also you did not at all address the subject of a girl ghosting me because of my dislike of alcohol.>>35009111I actually have had hibiscus tea once at a restaurant in South Korea, and that stuff was pretty good. VERY sweet. But most other types of tea are gross IMO. It's like drinking dusty water.
>>35009130If a girl ghosts you because you don't drink, it wasn't going to work out anyway. I'm pretty sure I had a girl reject me because I said I didn't like potheads once. Nice girl, but if that upset her then we weren't going to work as a couple.
dont u guys fear liver failure
>>35009134I'm not swilling a liter of vodka every day
I want a harem of 10 moids
>>35009139but only one of us can get you pregnant at a time
>>35009139That's more than one of us per day of the week! Too greedy femanon.
>>35009139What would you even do with that many. Just put them to work
>>35009121watWe need wine to celebrate the holy eucharist. For what reason would we ban it?
>>35009139think of the the kind of man who would agree to that, and then reevaluate your wish
>>35009130>Also you did not at all address the subject of a girl ghosting me because of my dislike of alcohol.She didn’t go about it maturely, but that’s as valid a reason as any for the two of you to be incompatible.I think you should be a good sport and try it again sometime for somebody, still.
>>35009134Nope. I drink around 12 beers a month, usually. I drink wine around the holidays.
I want a friend to play music and sing with. But I don't have any friends so I have to do that alone. It'd be much easier and more fun with friends. Is this gay?
>>35009153No, friendship and playing music isn’t gay, anon.
>>35009103Just say that you drink socially. >i said we could go wherever and she could drink if she wanted, but i'll stick to cola.This diatribe is why she unmatched you
I am not shy, but I get intimidated whenever I develop feelings. I can flirt all day with everyone just to pass the time, with everyone BUT my crush. I tremble like a leaf whenever she is around, I also cant bring myself to tease her as rough as I tease the others. She is a lady and I must be a gentleman.This sounds cute, but its not. I wish i could be chill with her like I am with the others. Any advice to chill out?
>>35009122Which is funny because their previous game, Melty's Quest, had that where you had to lose to unlock a lot of the sex scenes, especially the lesbian sex scenes.
womenwtf was up with jewish boomers' obsession with (child) Emma Watson anyway?
>lisen to christmas music>start ugly cryingtheres something wrong with me
>>35009133>If a girl ghosts you because you don't drinkNah, she unmatched him bc he made a thing about it.
>>35009162nag wtf lmao
>>35009130NtaYou get addicted to the effects not the substance. Cigarettes are gross too. Also you sound like me. I don't like actual tea but I do like some herbal and fruit teas.
This woman is one of the executioners for the Ft Hood guy. Pretty cute ngl. I would cum on her glasses.
State gender and post movies.M
How do you get over thoughts on an ex that left you because you did something to improve your life to benefit as a couple (career, networking etc) but they believed it was worth ending the relationship as it was "your choice and that was what you wanted "?
>>35009174You get a new girlfriend.
Do people actually go "Ooh, I'm gonna...I'm gonna...I'm gonna cum!" during sex?
