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This thread is for evil-doers only.

>be me
>meet girl at work, has bf
>develop flirty friendship over several months
>catch feelings like a retard
>she gets new job and leaves, we maintain contact
>she DMs me frequently, does most of the initiating
>no longer care that she has a bf, i wanna smash
>goal is to be the side guy
>eventually tell her to hang with me, she agrees
>end up hanging out alone twice in public, more teasing and chemistry
>i freeze up though, never make a move
>hangout ends, think i blew my chances with her, FML
>i stop texting her
>days pass, she DMs me again
>fuck it, I tell her to hang out again, this time at my place
>she's slow to respond and declines twice with excuses
>interpret that as her not being interested, give her space
>we both stop texting
>a month passes, we bump into each other randomly at the store
>we vibe for a bit, extra flirty and fun
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>we go our separate ways
>3 days later, receive midnight text from her while i was asleep
>"wyd"
>tell her in the morning i was sleeping
>she says she was out and wanted to see me dance with her
>i leave her on read because conversation seemed over
>a week later I text her "what's up loser" at night
>she leaves me on delivered
>a week later i'm still on delivered
>meanwhile she's posting cruise pics with her bf from weeks ago

What do, anons? Is it over? Do you think she will reach out to me again? Our romantic story is unresolved
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You blew it a long time ago also you're gay
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>>35011872
Yeah you fucked up. That Wyd was your last shot. She saw you, her pussy get excited, and she tried to throw you a branch. Not only did you fuck up not responding in time but then you hit her up like a loser and insulted her thinking you were being funny. She probably thought to herself, "ok this guy is waste of time". That's why you're still on delivered because she's moved on, you're no longer a thrill potential so she moved on with her bf. Gotta be quicker bro, if a guy gives you ANY sign of wanting to cheat then you take that shit immediately. I know cause I fucked up like that once, a chick that was friends with my ex hit me up and told me how she straight up wanted me to fuck her in the same room she and her bf sleep in. Instead of going to work, I bullshitted around, she got bored, left the guy and moved to another state and started a family.
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>>35011878
Not gay, just a coward. Very similar though

>>35011882
I really tried. We hung out once spontaneously when I was unprepared and another time back in August but both times were in public. Can't help that I was asleep when she sent a midnight text a couple weeks ago.

It's all been a fun experience though. Plus I see how two-faced she is. Her social media is nothing but her and her bf. The bf's family even comments on her posts "we love youuu" and other shit. "Me and my man" she says lol. If only they knew how much of cheating hoe she is.

It's hard for me to trust women now.
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>>35011898
Oh yeah, you can't trust women for shit. I've definitely tested a few women in relationships and it's hilarious which ones catch on and stop vs the ones you can tell wanna cheat but are too bitch made but the point is I still got both of them to entertain a man they're not with, but back to the topic. Yeah man, if a woman gives you an in, taken or not, you gotta grab it or the window is shut. They're not like us where they stay hot if they fuck up, no we immediately become unattractive if we don't hit that exact right note in the song.
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>>35011872
Women in relationships usually need YOU to make the physical move so they can plausibly deny in their brain that they didn't make the move they just "went along with it". It's always gotta be in the moment too, the more time she has to think about it the less likely it's going to happen. You waited way too long and she gave you a few chances, act faster next time
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>>35011872
I only fuck women in relationships and its easy pussy because I do not want a relationship. The hard truth about women is they want to be in a relationship AND get fucked on the side. They don't want to go through an emotional end to a relationship or marriage and get into another. I make it easy on them. I let them know I will fuck them without attachment, they will experience the thrill and the most important, I will not do something stupid to fuck up their relationship.

They always make the first move and I am always ready. Just one example. Married coworker and I engage in sexual innuendo banter for a month. In that time she knew I didn't want any romantic entanglement. She knew I was safe and didn't want any drama at our workplace or in my life. Her husband wrecked her car and she was pissed. She asked if I would give her a ride home. On the way she pointed at a hotel and we went in and fucked. I fucked her everyday for a week until she got her car from the shop. I ended it because I thought she was getting a bit clingy. .
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i thought this was an evil tricks thread not a sob story/venting trash blog
dayum.
also i stopped at reading
>>>meet girl at work, has bf
has bf was the red flag
>>35011942
>hit that exact right note in the song
i bow to no one except my parents and God. how is a measly homunculus and, a female at that, going to string the right note for her? not joking actually. im sorry my ego is big
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>>35013628
*going to make me to string the right note for her.
its getting late
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>>35011872
Sorry OP your chance is dead in the water, but mine isn't. I'm gonna go fuck her right now.
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>>35011872
Don't be a side hoe. She's just using you when she's bored.
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>I'm such a ruthless badass evildoer trying to help women cheat
>actually I didn't even fuck her and now I'm sad because of it :'(((
lmao what a pathetic little cretin you are
my best advice for you is that you should kill yourself



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