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Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)17:35:06 No.35016169

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Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)17:35:06 No.35016169

How do I never die?

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)17:36:57 No.35016176

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)17:36:57 No.35016176

>>35016169
By never living

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)17:42:17 No.35016195

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)17:42:17 No.35016195

>>35016176
no

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)17:47:31 No.35016205

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)17:47:31 No.35016205

>>35016169
>How to live forever?
Be a good human, accept Jesus Christ into your heart, and go to church every Sunday. Then you go to heaven and live forever.

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)17:58:04 No.35016246

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)17:58:04 No.35016246

>>35016197
Even if that technology were to be achieved, the jews would capitalize on it and seize control.

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)18:06:49 No.35016270

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)18:06:49 No.35016270

>>35016255
Can't kill them they're like cockroaches they always survive.

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)18:10:01 No.35016276

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)18:10:01 No.35016276

>>35016197
>universe dies
what now smartass?

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)18:10:30 No.35016278

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)18:10:30 No.35016278

>>35016255
They control the Federal Reserve which is control of money itself they are untouchable in this current world.

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)19:45:58 No.35016509

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)19:45:58 No.35016509

>>35016169
Immortality is cheap, you just owe one soul. But finding ethically sourced goat blood to complete the summoning is the hard part.

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)20:54:34 No.35016695

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)20:54:34 No.35016695

become meguca

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)20:57:48 No.35016708

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)20:57:48 No.35016708

>>35016169
download your consciousness on a flash drive then upload yourself into a TeslaBot

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)21:00:48 No.35016719

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)21:00:48 No.35016719

Never leave your house, wrap yourself in industrial bubble wrap, and refuse to open the door even for the pizza delivery person

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)21:02:29 No.35016721

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)21:02:29 No.35016721

Only eat foods with expiration dates from the year 2099..
or better yet, nothing at all except glitter and optimism.

Anonymous
10/17/26(Sat)22:49:31 No.35016966

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)22:49:31 No.35016966

>>35016169
Leave behind an everlasting legacy of some sort. It can be anything really that is for you to decide.

Anonymous
10/18/26(Sun)04:40:01 No.35017649

Anonymous 10/18/26(Sun)04:40:01 No.35017649

>>35016719
based

Anonymous
10/19/26(Mon)21:08:33 No.35021127

Anonymous 10/19/26(Mon)21:08:33 No.35021127

>>35016169
Many of the oldest people have a habit of using more than an average amount of olive oil.

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