Tried having sex with a girl 2 days in a row and I just can't get it in. I can't find the angle and even when she's on top she can't put it in. It's like when I'm on top of her her thicc thighs are preventing me from getting in there. I don't understand. Is it because of her thicc thighs or am I doing it wrong? Also it doesn't help that she won't let us have the lights on when we're trying. She claimed I was in one time but I didnt feel anything.>inb4 small dick
>>35017090
Is she as fat as your cock is small?
>>35017119I'm a bit of a twig but she isn't full a on slam pig. Think your average 5/10 latina
>>35017090Hi there, it's because you weren't wearing your fedora and adventure time t-shirt. Try again with those items in play
The entry point is lower than you think. Much closer to the asshole than you may expect.
Fake gay
>>35017129Slam pigs aren't necessarily fat by definition
>>35017396I'm not even joking around. I spread her wide open and couldn't really figure out how to get it in. Is it because I watched too much porn and think you can be upright and get it in? Like do I need to be practically laying on top of her and fish it in?
>>35017403Visually look at the hole. Put your finger and/or thumb on it, and slide in. Does she have some kind of massive bush? This isn't rocket surgery
>>35017090This feels less like romance and more like trying to assemble IKEA furniture in the dark
>>35017407There are like the bones I guess? Like you think you're getting in and it feel like there are literal bones you have to stretch to get in there
It’s okay, even Columbus got lost trying to find India
we're going for connection
>>35017433It's possible she is just legitimately too small. I ran into this one time out of about 80 bitches. I'm wider than avg but not some insane monster. It can happen
>>35017444Her excuse was my head was too soft. I mean I can't really confirm that when I'm trying to get in there. When she said I was in I didn't feel a thing
>>35017449The head is always soft. Is this the first bitch you ever fucked?
>>35017467Yup. Otherwise I wouldn't be asking on /adv/ of all places.
Sex is gross, you don't want to lower yourself to the sewers!
>>35017470Are you from India?
>>35017470Right no problem. Well like I said the head is always soft (does engorge/enlarge but is always soft). The rest of it gets hard. I assume you've stuck a couple fingers in? This really shouldn't require a lot of research but if you can fit a couple few fingers in, your dick can get in too
Turn the damn lights on nigga. This feels like a weird larp/fagpost
>>35017433Why would anyone want to do that when we could just wear oversized hoodies, eat a mountain of biryani, and stay exactly five feet apart?
>>35017480I wish I was larping. She never wanted the lights on
Try to involve cheese and garlic naan
>>35017486Literally who gives a fuck what she wants. Figure this shit out.
Drown her in a vat of chicken tika masala
Kind of asking a regular first time sex haver question bros. I'm white and live in New Mexico. I just can't find the hole :/
just put a finger in her pussy then swap your penis with it like indiana jones
>>35017090You've got no fucking chance of doing this in the dark. Literally none. With the lights on, have her lie on her back, and then have her lift up her legs, so she has her hands behind her knees, and her thighs well apart. *Gently* separate her labia - they can get slightly stuck together. Lie over her, take hold of your penis, and aim the tip just above her vagina, roughly pointing at the clitoris. Thrust gently forward with your hips so there's a little pressure. Then, with your hand, push your penis down slightly (towards your feet) and the head should just slip in.
>>35017090>inb4 small dickDog it actually does sound like your dick is small. If this girl is 90-160 lbs you should have no trouble getting in with the lights on or off. One of these 3 scenarios is happening:She's fat as fuck i.e. 170-200+ pounds and you aren't able to push past her lard.She's not spreading her legs apart enough, you may have to push them apart or put them over your shoulders if she isn't flexible.Your dick is under 5 inches.
>>35017581Kinda weird when her pussy feels so boney. Is that normal?
>>35017090Try using lube. Some women tense up, or you could be tensing up without realizing it. Vagina muscles are kind of strong.
>>35017818>her pussy feels so boney. Is that normal?Yes.
>>35017090You've never had sex. There is no "can't get it in" what the fuck are you even talking about
