Any more trvkes out of (You)?Previous: >>35015327
What makes you think you deserve any of that
Moids, how was your last piss?
>>35018951 ive maintained my virginity all these years i am deserving of a prize
>>35018951Any of what?
>>35018955It’s just a gioyc poster
>>35018947Plap
>>35018953Uneventful.
Women, thoughts on the destruction of endangered forests, such as but not limited to, American chestnut trees?
Moids exist mainly for fun
Moids exist to hurt their dicks
>>35018962I am the Lorax I speak for the treesLitter again I’ll break your fucking knees
>>35018962Real bummer>American chestnutsI think it's worth noting the difference between intentional destruction and accidental introduction of a blight tho.
>>35018963Woman suffers because she takes seriously what the goddesses made for fun
Got hit with the Big Sad out of nowhere... ;_;
Anon may I eat some of your roasted chestnuts during the holidays?
>>35018969>intentional destructionThey're doing that too
What was the worst year of your life?
Ever had a destructive confrontation on purpose to ensure the other person cannot hurt you in the future?
>>35018976the year i was in 8th grade
I've got a copper IUD and I can get creampied whenever i want
>>35018975I don't want to know. Learning too much about things that upset you that you can't do anything about is bad for you.
>>35018979What the point without the thrill of the risk of impregnation?
>>35018978You got raped
>>35018985i did not that was the year after that jk
>>35018973Sometimes it helps to sleep it off.
>>35018979Did it hurt?
>>350189762019 when I moved up to [cat poster’s location] and the year my dad had a brain injury. The year he split from the father I knew in childhood. I also left fren because of depersonalization and depression until I settled in. To be honest I am not entirely settled.Worst year before adulthood would be 2008. Heck 8th grade.
>>35018987What happened then? >>35018990>Worst year before adulthood would be 2008. Heck 8th grade.We're YOU raped?
>>350189762009, 2018, and 2024 were pretty shitty
>>35018992nothing anywhere near as bad as getting raped so now i feel kinda embarassed to say cuz im gonna look like a loser
>>35018989Yeah but only initially, now I dont feel it at all
>>350189762010.
>>35018974absolutely fucking not do you know how much work those are
>>35018979slut
>>35018995Are your periods worse, or have you not had one yet?
>>35018998I didn't realize scoring them and ignoring them while they're in some water for half an hour was so much work for you
Moids, would you struggle to breathe if a woman sleeps with her head resting on your chest?
>>35018998What is the secret to peeling them without burning your fingers
Moids how many cats could sleep with on your chest along with your gf? In case she goes to the shelter and there is a pair bonded couple of kittens.
>>35019002No. My chest is big n strong.
>>35018979Are you advertising?
>>35019003getting femanon to do it for me :)
>>35019002No. I sleep best with my foid's head on my chest.I miss her dearly. :'(
>>35019004I can endure more kitties than my chest has room for.
i wish i had a man w nice pair of moobs to rest my head on
>>35018976This year has been pretty bad and its mainly heen these past two months, this and 2009 probably
>>35019009We will build a great wall
>>35019014Saaaaaaaaaar
>>35019002No. That’s the only way i let them cuddle in bed. Being the outside of the spoon is very uncomfortable.
Okay, real talk, why are moderm women fucking unstable?
>>35018953Incredible, genuinely. It feels so good to piss, especially if you've been holding it in for a while and/or after you ejeculated. Having a long urethra feels amazing.
>>35018976M2021
>>35019011Well too damn bad lady you can't always get what you want and you have to settle with a sexy tall man with 6 pack abs petting your head to help you sleep at night.
>>35019020>Male projection
Femanons are not allowed to fork my github repo
>>35019020Social media, it fucks with their brains like 3x as hard as men's. Everyone is fucked by it though, especially short form content which is leading to straight up mass psychosis. People who use here habitually are more mentally stable than regular social media users these days and that's scary honestly, we're supposed to be the psychos.
>>35018993Late 2009 was shitty for me the most. 2009-2010 I had to deal with people being extremely fearful and paranoid about me.
Should short men be enslaved and forced into work-death camps?
>>35019027They're not allowed to fork your buttplug.ai repo?
>>350190246 packs are terribly unattractive no thanks i will accept the head pats tho
>>35019032Yes. > t. short guy (5' 10")
>>35019004Last digit decides
>>35019020People protect them too much when they are mean. It induces a psychopathic state of mind when everywhere you go someone is supportive of you including murder. Women may think I'm wrong on this and go back to women are having to deal with misoygnistic behavior, which makes sense. But lady if the entire town shows up and gives you flowers when a dude insults you on social media, you know you're getting too much special treatment. Guys like us when we deal with social media crap and hell we don't even believe emotional abuse is a thing, because sticks and stones may break my bones but words won't hurt me. I'm not saying women are bad people, but for the love of God please try to lose every once in a while instead of winning 100% all the time, because that makes you more human like all the rest of us.
>>35019002No because I have pecs and her head can be crushed under my bicep if I so choose to
>be me>short>asian>go to halloween party on saturday with friends>dressed up as russel from UP>every chick wanted a picture with menobody cared who i was until i put on the mask...it was a fun party though
>>35019037Will men ever stop obsessing over muh Lindsay Clancy? Considering how they still won't shut the fuck up about the bear thing, the answer is "most likely no".
>>35019020Honestly I think being unstable is a reasonable response to modern society
M or FHave you thought about joining the military? You could use some discipline.
>>35019040I promise not to judge all women by Lindsey Clancy if you promise not to judge all men by Zach !ozOtJW9BFA.
>>35019039Jester?
>>35019040No. Killing children is wrong and siding with a bear is retarded. Weil will continue to remind you of how retarded foids are until you stop being retarded.
>>35019042FI once applied for a job at a commissary located in a Navy base near me if that .
I hate movies I hate movie theaters I hate sitting and watching some bullshit for 3 hours it’s never worth my time. Why are people so obsessed with them. I find more enjoyment staring at a tree
>>35019042Did it. It sucked. Too much NCO favouritism. Glad I fucking left. >t. 68w
>>35019043She won't because I'm the type of guy who has his moments and you're the intellectual type.
>>35019047what other activity do you consider worth of your time?
>>35019041Chicken or egg situation
>>35019047It sounds like you've only ever watched shitty movies.
>>35019047Watch Hot Fuzz
>>35019047Too expensive as well. 8 dollars for a bag of m&Ms is downright jewish
>>35019042Hello recroooter. I thought about it in high school but decided against it because I didn't want to get buttraped in the barracks.
>>35018976MProbably like 2018, I dropped out of college for a girl and threw my life off track. Took me a while to get back on my feet after that. Sometimes I can't help but wonder what life would have been like if I had just left her instead, because she ended up cheating later anyway. I'm okay with where I'm at now.>>35019002Not really, but my arm might fall asleep. I don't know if there's an easy fix for that.>>35019004Probably a lot, I love kittens, but I get pretty warm at night, so I'd get all sweaty.
>>35019049It's a paid gym plus you learn how to shoot, I'm not saying it's great, but worth considering.
>>35019059dont you kill your knees?
>>35019047watch bill & ted and never say stupid shit like this again
>>35019002LADY, I DEMAND YOU BREAK INTO MY HOUSE LATE AT NIGHT AND DO THIS TO ME!
>>35019042Nah
>>35019042Mno. i watched starship troopers
>>35019042MaleTried to several times. Unfortunately was rejected due to my need to take medication.
>>35019060What do you need good knees for anyway? Everything is killing you one way or another
>>35019059>You learn how to shootHA! Thats funny. Drill Sargents don't teach you shit. They assume you have some knowledge with firearms before. That's assuming they don't just PT you throughout basic.
Friendly reminder that child murder is OK when Chris Watts does it.
>>35019042Not interested in fighting for Israel
>>35019072Nobody celebrated chris watts. He was routinely mocked and meme'd and now has a gay butt buddy in prison. Ask me how I know you're a foid.
>>35019059Fuck off, glowie.
>>35019072I sincerely regret ever having had any sympathy for Chris Benoit.
>GenderFavorite sauce?
>>35019081MNot sure what it's called, but it's 50/50 mayo and bbq sauce. Make it at home with some oven fried chicken and toasted bread.
>>35019081MWorcestershire does that count. It has sauce in the name
>>35019081A1
>>35019081Donair
>>35019083You wouldn't think sauce made with fish would taste that good
Do military people learn how to shoot handguns or is it all just rifles?
>>35019079Benoit was staged. Illuminati sacrificial lambs.
>>35019081Mcampfire sauce (bbq + mayo)
>>35019091Depends. Can't speak on behalf of the other branches but in the U.S. Army it's mainly an M4 unless your MOS or unit requires it.
I sit when I pee sometimes
Men what is the ideal bra size you'd want on your girlfriend or wife?
>>35019091Every weapon possible. Some military forces it includes knowing how to handle explosives. That said I would not say being in such a field is all that great. In movies you get the peacefulness of your surround sound and only get to watch. When you're in the battlefield your senses are heightened, you're in fear of your life, and you don't know if you'll make it or not in the end. Added there is the traumatizing factor that you just took someone's life who was someone's uncle, brother, cousin, son, father, best friend, and maybe even employee. Not all that glamorous anon. Only go into that field if you want to be a cop or something like that.
Draw yourself in paint (in browser version: paint.sumo.app) and post it here
>>35019081Mthe unfortunately named jamaican jerk. the real kind with pimento and scotch bonnets not the crappy store stuff
>>35019090It threw me for a loop when I first learned it was fermented anchovies of all things, I taste no fish
>>35019098K. I'd settle for E though
>>35019081Mchimichurri verde
>>35019098I want to marry a flat girl and have threesomes with her titcow friend where I get titjobs.
>>35019098D is plenty, especially if she's below 5'4
>>35019098C or D. Not just because it is sexy, but usually women who have that breast size tend to experience life the most. People say women with that bra size are just bimbos, but in reality they turn out to be extremely street smart and have a ton of common sense experiencing the warfare of the streets more so than most women.
>>35019098B or c cup, idk about bands but not fat
>>35019098her breasts should be either AAA cup or big enough I can hide my 7" penis between them.
>>35019106Toma tu chimichurri
>>35019051Swimming in water
>>35019119oof you know what's in that stuff right
>>35019119Personally I love swimming in air
>>35019061I’m not watching that shit I’d laugh harder watching my cousin sit at her desk 100%
>>35019124oof you know what's in that stuff right
What kind of panties do women with big boobs wear
>>35019125Have you tried this thing called compassion?
Men, how much do you resemble pic rel?
>>35019130I'm white, that's about it
>>35019122>>35019126MICROPLASTICS
>>35019133Those are in my balls
>>35019127The biggest size at target
>>35019133NTAAm I weird for not giving a shit about microplastics?
>>35019130Not fat, not short, don't dress or stand like a dork
>>35019130I wear slacks and button down shirts, yes.
>>35019137how can u tell he’s short from a photo when he’s not standing besides any thing or one
>>35019135Ok but like what kind? Cotton briefs? Silky lacy? Boy shorts?
good morningI HATE MONDAYS
>>35019136Yes and no. Yes because it's bad for you, no because we're so beat down by modern life we just want to sit on the couch.
>>35019130Barely, I'm a filthy casual.
>>35019142Good morning saar
>>35019136For most people no. You just do it to feel special and contrarian though
>>35019136It's in everything now and plastic is still being made. It's in the ocean, the fish, even newborns. I guess you're just wasting your time now because it's unavoidable
>>35019146I don't care about feeling special, I just can't bring myself to get upset about them.
>>35019140His stumpy proportions
>>35019147When I said 20 years ago just burn this garbage, they called me crazy
>>35019148All your opinions are based on trying to make other people upset
>>35019151That's a strong assumption to make about a random 4chan anon.
>>35019150Don't blame yourself. It's not like we had much of say in it.
>>35019130I wear chinos or cropped pants (don't like when pants are too long like that), dont have Jordan's, and im skinny
>>35019152You're very obvious, put on a name so we can filter you already
>>35019155What?
>>35019152I've seen someone talk like that several times in life. He's the type of guy who won't shut up about how he is the smartest guy in the room and everyone else is an idiot. What's stupid most of all is if he takes the time and energy to consider everyone's opinion like his high value classical music and literature, he'd see that it is in a unique way intelligent. But unfortunately no it is either capable or incapable with him as he ultimately refuses to be a team player instead preferring to be a scrooge.
>>350191273xl
>>35019160Oh hush your boobs aren't that big
>>35019162You guys say D's are big when they're average.
>>35019157There's only like a couple dozen people here and you don't make an effort to anonymize yourself do you really find it so surprising that people recognize you
All a women needs is bubbly personality and thigh gap and decent face. Is that really too much to ask?
>>35019166No, but you will ask for more everyday
>>35019166she also needs intelligence, a desire for children, and strong piety
>>35019166>Approximately 5% of women have a natural thigh gap without resorting to drastic or unhealthy measures.Hmm
Women, do you have a thigh gap?
>>35019169No we won't.
>>35019166Women just need not to be fat and not bitchy. That's it.t. moid
>>35019173No. I'm overweight. Even when I wasn't I always had muscular/big thighs
I see the men are pretending that they have no standards once again.
moids u didn't notice but i had a gun hidden under my shirt the entire day i was out
>>35019178they love to lie on here despite there being no need to
>>35019178Some men*
>>35019128Not interested
>>35019181Yeah men love OF whores and rape victims.
Chat, Should I have a double pack of instant ramen ora single pack with two seared deboned chicken thighI'm Kinda leaning on double pack
>>35019180Can I pay you a thousand dollars to kill me
>>35019181I wonder how long until we'll get some guy whining about how he demands a virgin waifu despite being in his mid to late 20s or older?
>>35019183It'd be cool if you had that.
>>35019187Go with the chicken, less sodium.
>>35019189u do know older virgin girls exist too right?
>>35019180It's very easy to notice when there's nothing else under there.
>>35019193Sure, but they're not common. You can't claim to have low standards and then have one of your dating requirements being something that's not common.
>>35019194wha?
And I am damned to hell!
>>35019197i undamn u from helldw anon i got uu
I still hit the six sevenState gender. Do you still hit the six seven?
>>35019196I'd show you but I'd need a microscope
How can someone cope when their partner claims there has been "no progress" in a 7-year relationship, completely ignoring the massive career foundation they built together?If one partner left full-time work to do a four-year degree just to satisfy the other's parents' "ideal spouse" requirement. Meanwhile, the other partner went on to finish a Master’s degree because their Bachelors wasn't employable. The first partner had to also complete their own Master's degree to get work in a new field.How is going from square one to both partners holding advanced degrees and professional jobs not considered progress? Is it being dismissed simply because it didn’t go toward milestones like buying a house, even though securing these careers was the mandatory first step to afford a house in the first place?Was it too long a timeline and knew once they had secured themselves as higher status they can find a new baseline in a potential spouse?
>>35019203Just leave
>>35019200With my boobs.
>>35019203well there's a trick to it but you need a burlap sack, a rooster, a monkey, a dog, and a snake
either genderhow long do u think dating should occur before marriage?
>>35019213Male,Yes.
>>35019215that ddint answer my question
>>35019213FThat's gonna vary from relationship to relationship. I've been with my BF long enough that people tend to already think we're engaged/married. But sadly, we don't have the money for it right now. I'm not even talking about a wedding ceremony, I mean we're still saving up money to have our own home.
>>35019203There is progress around, but the relationship is regressing
>>35019186Yes, me and my roommate who we do qualify as men are indeed confused by this statement.
>>35019213Statistically 2-5 years has the lowest divorce rate
>>35019171more than 5% of women at my uni have a thigh gap and they don't look unhealthy
men wwyd if ur siting on a crowded/full bus and a girl just plops herself down on ur lap without question
>>35019221This seems reasonable.
My personality has no qualities that are attractive to women
>>35019225might get a bit frisky tbqhunless reprimanded
>>35019225Piss and shit myself
>>35019229u and piss fetishist femanon are a match made in heaven
>>35019173Yes
>>35019230No. I don't have a scat fetish. Pee only.
>>35019232>>35019230Women scare me because they have boobs and feelings and shit
>>35019225Call the police
>>35019237but she means well
Is being temporarily friendzoned so bad, if the reason is the woman is not looking for a relationship right now, but might in a couple of years? No she doesn't treat you like a slave
>>35019225I’d probably push her off me out of reflex, even if she was cute. My reaction would also heavily depend on if I saw it coming or if I got surprised.
>>35019242why do u fear someone sitting on ur lap so much
>>35019244Boners. Especially with what women wear as "casual" these days
>>35019240Don't even bother. Women who put you on the back burner will never give you the time of day
>>35019244I’m introverted and somewhat socially retarded.
>>35019245and u think a girl would be upset that a guy got a boner over her?
>>35019225If I find her unattractive and this is unwelcome: Push her off of me.If the inverse: Try (and fail) to not get hard.
>>35019248If they're chad, no. If you're a sub 8 guy, yes.
>>35019246It depends on how much time do you want. If you want a bf amount of time, then obviously not gonna happen
>>35019240I've been the guy in that situation. Best thing to do is just move on.
>>35019250anyne who says 'chad' should get banned for 10 days
>>35019240Yeah, a woman 'not ready for a relationship' doesnt friendzone someone she likes, she fucks him as fwb
>>35019253Any waste of time is bad. If she wants you she'll tell you. From the sounds of it, she doesn't want you. So don't bother.
>>35019255Cope. You foids view sub 8s as less than human so why the hell should I give a damn what you fucking think?
>>35018951nobody gets what they deserve. Why should I be any different? >>35018953uneventful>>35018954nobody gets what they deserve. Why should you be any different?
>>35019262i viewallmen as good as long as they are pure of heartu arent pure of heart clearly -_-
>>35019225Hope the bus crashes and she dies.
>>35019250>>35019262NTAIt's always funny how blackpillers like to pretend to be such innocent victims, and then when called out they go full mask off.
>>350192625'4 anon?
WomenWould you consider a serious relationship with a man who makes less than you?
>>35019240>temporarilyNo such thing.
>>35019270yes
>>35019258If you're officially dating, she can also dump you and waste your time, there is not much difference in the long term
I feel less depressed when I'm innawoods
>>35019275i love the woods
>>35019270No. When I started making more than my boyfriend after getting a promotion, he felt emasculated and acted differently. I broke it off with him. We’re both happier since.
tips to make women like you: force them to watch a highly abstract, artsy movie then interrogate them whether they like it.
>>35019231How many fingers can you fit between it?
>>35019269No
>>35019279You sure it wasn't the pegging that emasculated him?
>>35019280doesnt work, she fell asleep during the godard kino
IM A KEK!!!
either gender, how competitive are u?
>>35019280Honestly that would just piss me off. I hate pretentious bullshit and would hate any man that likes such trash.
>>35019280Can I get away with a mildly abstract, mildly artsy movie like You Can See Everything?
>>35019287MSuperFuck those other guys Fuck women and their Kumbaya shit tooThere can only be one on top
I went to a wedding a month ago and I sat with a table of married women. they all talked about how their husbands rarely take no for an answer and they have sex they don't want and don't cum because its uncomfortable for them.Is that what marriage is? is this the fate of every married woman? give it to me straight.
>>35019292Yes. At some point women lose their sex drives, especially if they have kids, and men do not, it either turns into that or a sexless marriage. How old were they?
>>35019289No. You will watch the movie and you will answer the post-film quiz provided. If you score below an 80 on my rubric, we will not see eachother again.
>>35019289What makes a thing inherently pretentious? What if he just likes the film without the pomp?
>>35019286I meant to say cuck.
>>35019287MaleNot really
>>35019294we're in our late 20s/early 30s. only one of them had a kid.should I just... nun mode then? maybe shack up with some swingers on occasion? like what do you even do about this?
>>35019296To me, a film becomes when pretentious when it's obvious that the director/writer is getting off on the smell of their own farts. I can enjoy some artsy fartsy shit, but it needs to be interesting and not full of itself.
>>35019300i like how u clarify male as if theres ever been a female named zach
>>35019304And?
Is it over for me? 29 year old single father
>>35019302>It's pretentious when it's pretentious
>>35019218 >>35019206I understand that and it this one ended from the surmounting pressure of being behind in life (which I think was a stupid way to go about living), how do you prevent regression when there is an ever shifting goal post, you know? That relationship is gone I just wanted to ask for potential future ones, I feel like I need a preemptive pile of money to throw at problems caused by being in a relation now.
>>35019306I wish I could raise a kid. I don't get this bizarre trend people are on about how being a parent is torture. Makes me think all they care about is getting drunk and high instead of having responsibilities.
>>35019306How much of a cuck do you have to be to become a single father. You're supposed to dump the kid onto the bitch you impregnated and dip, this is hood 101
>>35019302Now you're getting Zachpilled, knowing that elitists can be pretty insane and do not represent most people.
>>35019305just saying, nothing wrong w it
>>35019301Do you want a husband/kids?
>>35019292Yes, life is full of things you dont want. For you a hor y husband, for him a frigid wife. C'est la vie
>>35019314With what?
>>35019317with what i said
i don't care anymore. I know dating is over and i'm totally cooked, romantically. blew off every good thing the past few years. feel like a total failure.
>>35019318Okay.
>>35019287I love PvP games. Especially 1v1 ones. My opponent must taste humiliating defeat at my hand.
>>35019301Some of us don't believe in swinging and could you imagine being in a one sided swing marriage? I'm sorry but that's cheating...
Made some pretty crappy cabbage casserole but at least I won't have to cook for a few days.
>>35019314to each their own
>>35019326what
>>35019319sick it up, buttercup
>>35019315don't want kids. I want romance. I like the idea of taking care of a man and him taking care of me in return. but I can't have sex with him unless I want it, or else I'll just start seeing him as some sort of grotesque beast. I've had a bf like that before and a few months into the relationship, every time he touched me I just recoiled. Its like a pavlovian response thing. physical touch = sex you're not allowed to say no to = pain.>>35019316he better have a small dick then
>>35019287fim actually not and stay in my own lane.
>>35019322how would I be a cheater if I was the one that was single? I mean I'm never getting married and will just seek out occasional sex so I don't go crazy.
>>35019319So you'd resort to edginess...
>>35019329you absolutely do not belong in the gene pool or the dating pool
>>35019325You'll get there with the cooking.
>>35019329If you don't have kids your libido might stay around for longer. If you want to get married just cross your fingers and hope you get a guy who'll grin and bear with you saying no for however long you do.
>>35019337>faggot can't read the part where I said I don't want kidsTHE LITERACY CRISIS
>>35019339i hear larb is a decent, flavorful cabbage dish
>>35019329This is one of the reasons us guys prefer beach bikini girls over you. You get too intellectual and central with dating and sex as though it has to be high IQ like literature. A bikini girl she'd have fun and not think too much. A bikini girl I can have a conversation and get to know her well and her know me well. It feels less like I have to appease a doctor at 22 and more like I'm talking to someone at my level who loves me like I love her. You may think, "it's because she's hot." again no it isn't. It's because she's friendly and doesn't mind people. A team player. Apart from all of that you need to stop it with this immature crap of you being this talented person no one sees true potential in. That's incel talk.
>>35019270No. I've tried that several times.
>>35019306You did it once, you can do it again.
>>35019346I think you responded to the wrong anon? I'm just sad I have to get softraped.
>>35019292No. Those women have been taught to accept being raped.
atoga group hug!
>>35019292Find a guy that eats pussy
>>35019351Again with the witty behavior.
im a 4 inch bull who wanna be my cuck
>>35019351He's a schizophrenic autist just ignore his posts
>>35019354Oh god it smells, when was the last time any of you fucks showered?
>>35019358Beats being someone who puts others down for having different beliefs.
>>35019329>he better have a small dick thenwhat if he doesnt softrape you but still does have the small dick
>>35019359i think u might be smelling urself anon...
>>35019358Yeah the bikini girl thing is deeply confusing I think he's imagining me as a schizo apparition in his room and I'm a fat librarian who only talks about feminist theory.>>35019352Is it reasonable to expect a man to not do this? I'd rather not go through the dating game to find a man who's not rapey when like 80% are. I'd hope the chances of finding one are better. If not I'm going full celibacy I think.
>>35019354I wouldn't hug you you're a gross tranny
>>35019270Is he cool with living in a van?
>>35019364you must be fun at parties
>>35019364Oh and bv is kind of like female Zach
>>35019365thats mean
>>35019280I like it better when he shows me bad horror movies and we discuss why they're funny or when we watch one of those abstract artsy movies and both are confused at the end. I miss him. God damn it I was doing so well.
>State GenderShare some embarrassing stories!
>>35019325>crappy cabbage casseroleI have bad news for you. Cabbage has a short life after being cooked before it tastes like farts.
>>35019374Mi jerked off in the bathroom at school one timei proceeded to slip and all off the toilet mid-orgasm and break my nose by smashing it into the doorframe
>>35019374>Share some embarrassing stories!MI was waiting in line for a ride at Disney land with my dad, and a lady yelled at me for staring at her tits.
>>35019374femaleI got stuck in traffic for literally so long after a freak accident on the highway that I had to piss my pants. was starting to show signs of potential bladder rupture. it was harrowing. i just went "i have to pee right here or i'll die".
>>35019376That sucks.
>>35019372You deserve it. Stop being weird
>>35019364You'd have better luck being struck by lightning 12 times in a row. And even the men know this and continue to avoid prosecuting rapists 90% of the time. Must be all the gay men enjoying being raped by men too.
>>35019374When I was a kid I'd run around the house in circles and yell "embarrassing moment". Literally for 30 minutes.
>>35019382i dont deserve it just cause u find me weird
>>35019379Did you have no container to pee into
>>35019376I'll get over it, I just need sustenance.
>>35019385Everyone finds you weird, why do you think you have no friends. You need to be bullied into normalcy
>>35019389i have no friends cause i dont leave my house not cause im weird
>>35019386I cleaned out my car the day before... never again will I go cupless.>>35019383NUN MODE LET'S GO
>>35019392
What are the vibes for hallows eve? costume ideas?
>>35019392NTA. I left my house for the first time in six months today and I feel great.>t. Agoraphobe
>>35019392I get told no one likes me anyways so i guess what does it matter
>>35019393Nuns are so cute it's a shame they have to be celibate
>>35019395I have no pep this year I was invited to something but I'm not gonna go. I usually make my own costume so it's too late anyway.
>>35019298why are you a cuckold
>>35019392You go to college. You haven't made a friend since middle school. You would have made some if you weren't weird as fuck. Even I make friends without trying because I'm normal.
>>35019398whos telling u that?>>35019396nice job
>>35019354-hug-
>>35019395Last year I saw a vampire couple pushing a garlic bulb in a stroller. It was really cute.
>>35019403Thanks.
>>35019402ive made plenty of online friends from middle school tho, middle school wasjust the last time i had irl friends and thats partially due to the pandemic making me do online school
My boyfriend's mother has started to come down on Halloween for "celebrating bad things" because of people dressing up in creepy costumes. I don't even give that much of a fuck about Halloween, it's just weird because while she's Christian, she's also pretty politically liberal.
>>35019354*head pats* that'll do, pig.
>>35019403>whos telling u thatthe one person i spend time with logs to yell it in my face.. and then wonders why im cold
>>35018947>anons were in middle school during the pandemicFuck, I'm getting old.
>>35019409Tell her that it's kind of weird she disrespects dead people and unconventionally attractive archetypes.
>>35019408Online friends don't count, they don't know you. And we aren't your "friends" because we know nothing about you
>>35019409>celebrating bad thingsmake it fun, like a remembrance of the dead. cutsie not spookie
>>350194139th grade for me, so actually the year after middle schoolbut ya>>35019411>one personeasily said than done but i wouldn take what one (what sounds like cruel) person said to you as reality, >>35019417frankly its not up to u who i consider my friends or not, if i consider u guys my friends then u are my friendsalso funny how u say u know nothng abt me yet somehow remembered my friend history status
>>35019408Also your 22, the pandemic wouldn't have been a thing when you were in middle school, were you insanely held back?
>>35019421it happened towards the end of my 9th grade year and 10th grade was the year everyone was online. i continued doing online school for the remainder of my highschool years tho and first yearof college cuz my dad let me
I still miss the girl I knew in college for like a month and had sex with. It's been 3 years. What the fuck bro. This is seriously fucked up. What did I do to deserve this?
>>35019401I have to watch as my crush dates another guy and hear about them having sex, meanwhile I'm permanently no gf and will never have a chance with her.
>>35019424>What did I do to deserve this?Had sex.
>>35019419I know way less than if I knew you irl. You just say online friends are real because you can't get real ones and you cope >>35019423That's not middle school, wow you're dumb
>>35019421>your 22Her 22 what, saar?
>>35019430actually some american schools consider 9th grade to be highschool just like some middle schools consider 6th grade to be midle school>because you can't get real ones and you copeokay is this supposed to offend me ?i like hanging out w u guys, its that simple for me
>>35019425that doesnt make you a cuckold
>>35019425I have lived this several times. I have been 'single' for about a month but we still live together. Im scared to keep trying when I feel like we both self sabotage. I literally have no one. How should I cope?
>>35019435Everyone here hates you
>>35019438I don't. I wish she'd try harder to blend in, but I don't hate her.
>>35019438yet my love for u all persists!!! >>35019439thx anon :]
>>35019438i dont i just think she needs to quit yapping so much
i feel like we live in a simulation.....i am so fucking tired of everything...
>>35019440I know you're a masochist and love getting slapped around and shouted at, I already said you're weird
>>35019442Been puffing the peace pipe again?
>>35019441>dont i just think she needs to quit yapping so muchthis s the first time i've been here in months
>>35019438Not hatred, just fatigue. I have Fat Fetish Spammer Fatigue.
>>35019436Another guy is dating and fucking a girl I like, what else would you call that? >>35019437Suicide.
>>35019443>I know you're a masochist and love getting slapped around and shouted at,sure(?).. but by men who are my typebut its already been established no atoga anons are over 300 lbs so i like u guys for more than just whatever weird seuxal deviant headcanons u guys give me >>35019445who the heck are u, u arent me>>35019446whats that mean
>>35019437>I have been 'single' for about a month but we still live together.that is the most pathetic thing that I've ever heard and I've spent time on /r9k/
>>35019447>Suicide.A cuck shouldn't be talking.
>>35019447i would call it jealousyif you aren't actually romantically involved with the person, they cant cuck you. this is just not what that word means.
>>35019451I endorse it for myself as well.
>>35019449NTA. You post a lot, and we always know when it's you posting because you don't spell properly.
>>35019454Don't try and drag others down to your level.
>>35019456but ive also seen other femanons get confused as me cuz im not the only one who types like thisalso i do go back and fix my spelling if its illegible but if its readable enough then i dont see the point
>>35019449>whats that meanThat you are, by choice, a tiresome energy vampire.
>>35019459One time that was me pretending to be you, lol.
>>35019453It's basically rubbed in my face, he came in and took her so quick.
>>35019459>also i do go back and fix my spelling if its illegible but if its readable enough then i dont see the pointIt indicates a lack of respect for the people you're communicating with. You know it's wrong, but you don't think those people are worth the effort of fixing it, because you don't value those people or your communication with them. NTA tho.
>>35019425Welcome to my world. You're not alone. It's important to distance yourself from this issue rather than stir in it.
>>35019460she can parasitically leech my energy all she wants <3333fatfetish poster is cute!!! i wanna kiss her on the cheek and hold hands w her
hades 2 is so dogshit
>>35019454Illogical.
>>35019449No one likes you except mkg types
>>35019469She's too new to be aware of how brutal that is.
>>35019463NtsWtf ri talkong abtanpn
>>35019469She wouldn't know who that is
>>35019465You like stubble on your lips?
>>35019473Anon, you need to get better at detecting layers of irony.
Can you faggots talk about something else? Rec some horror kinos.
>>35019476horror isnt kino kys for even implying that it is
>>35019475You know this is autism central, right?>>35019477The Thing is certified kino, you fucking pleb.
>>35019476
Do you guys seriously develop parasocial obsessions with the posters in these threads?
>>35019476>Rec some horror kinos.The Wailing.Apparently Resident Evil is also good, but predictable.
>>35019476Evil Dead IIGremlins IITexas Chainsaw Massacre IIWatch something fun IInight.
If there's an LG TV in my hotel room will it record my gf and I when we fuck? Has it already?
>>35019481E?
>>35019481nah, the really annoying tripfags are all dead or locked away these days.
>>35019203>muh careerThe dude is a massive faggot for either expecting a woman to do this, or for thinking that a relationship with a career woman is a good idea.Anyway, the lack of progress in 7 years is easily explainable by the lack of marriage and possibly children, in that order. The woman would have to be insane to waste that much of her youth on a dead end without any commitment in sight.
>>35019463i feel like ur being a lil dramatic no offenseu guys are my friends on a forum not my professors >>35019469what that other anon said, idk what mkg types means>>35019461lol, naughty anon
>>350192132-3 years if they didn't know each other. Could go down to around 1.5 years if they did.>>35019221Iirc, the dating longer doesn't do any harm, it's just that the returns past 3 years are negligible (except when the couple met in their teens, in which case waiting longer helps).
>>35019476Irish indie filmhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bH8noYSnq0k
>>35019489Let the others explain who mkg is
>>35019494okay i will wait patiently like a good femanon for my spoonfed atoga lore pls :3
>>35019225I'd both sperg out and be hypervigilant for whoever is trying to pick my pockets while I'm distracted, since that's the most likely explanation for her behavior.
>>35019488That woman did waste that much of her youth because she put wanting a full mortgaged house as the first hurdle before any other milestone as the commitment requirement, hence muh career while complaining about work everyday. It doesn't matter she will do it properly with someone with the capacity now that she is elevated out of the internet waste bin from her youth.
>>35019476sinister 1 is very spookydont bother w the second
>>35019292>Is that what marriage is? is this the fate of every married woman?No, that is the end state of whores and manwhores. Whores think that the coomers they pandered to will change just because they got married. The coomers think that the whores they shacked up with will keep whoring themselves out indefinitely.
>>35018976This one since I was broken up with, but then it might be saved in November. 2015-2018 also sucked pretty continuously.
Post gender war ragebait.
>>35019500>because she put wanting a full mortgaged house as the first hurdle before any other milestone as the commitment requirementThat's arguably even dumber than just winging it and wasting years of her life on a random dude who never commits because leaving doesn't occur to her.The dude should have bolted on both counts--she's not only career focused but won't even consider marriage unless some arbitrary material bar is met.
>>35019507men who arent also virgins themselves shouldnt be allowed to seek out a virgin woman
>>35019511Yikes, cool it with the chadphobia.
>>35019511I've taken 3 virginities and have had 0 long term relationships
Anyone else lose their virginity late but after they had sex it gave them permission to not really care about sex anymore?
>>35019516into the oven u go
>>35019511fair
>>35019519More like into their ovens I go hehe
>>35018953short but sweet
>>35019509She was waiting for that material bar to live life, which admittedly was stupid, aka no kids until marriage, no marriage until house and career secured instead of how couples are meant to work together toward that goal eventually. Just waiting at the finish line and the moment the first hurdle to permit it was happening she decided that was enough to leave the dude who was prepared to commit with patience. Oh well.
>>35019517i still havent lost mine but i stopped caring awhile ago. i realized its not really a goal i care about on its own.
>>35019526So if a 300lb man was said he'd fuck you but it was a one time one deal would you go for it?
>>35019531did u think that anon was melol
>>35019534Lower case posters are all the same to me.
State GenderThoughts on monkey branching in relationships?Thoughts on monkey branching in jobs?
>>35019534Nta but there’s like an 8/10 chance it’s you most of the time
>>35019539not in that casei'd never be degenerate enough to think one's virginity somehow lost its meaning and value
>>35019536MScummy if you fuck the other person while in a relationship.based
Chat, what are we dreaming of tonight?
>>35019536Money branching in jobs? Sometimes your resume is niche and refined, whereas you may fit well in a lot of places but may be better suited for a position you may not have known about before,
>>35019543waking up as those effortlessly pretty girls that go viral on the internet
>>35019536MTo women we're just objects to be used and discarded.Your employer doesn't pretend to love you.
What midnight snack should I treat myself to tonight?
>>35019543Sugar plum fairies
>>35019550Grilled cheese
>>35019550A meat pie.
today wordle was made with atoga moids in mind
>>35019547Gay
Would you rather fuck the Sunflower or the Peashooter from Plants vs Zombies
>>35019555Don't be mean.
>>35019555liar...
>>35019549melodramatic much? we may be a cog in the machine but i connection and passion foster strength in any relationship
>>35019559You’re fucking kidding me, that’s a word they accept?
>>35019557would you rather fuck>flat rough surface>a (presumably) lubrucated tunneltough one anon
>>35019550greek yogurt with honey
>>35019560Not enough time to foster anything, they're in a hurry to "date" around more.
>>35019563Proof that men hate flatties
>>35019563im curled up with a pillow right now. frantically humping as my thighs become sore from friction
>>35019568i dont think they hate flatties but if given the choice between two identical women, theyd always pick the one w a larger chest.
>>35019570what are you thinking of
>>35019566Would you realize it if you met 'the one'
>>35019571Id actually choose the one with the better shaped chest
>>35019042>You could use some discipline.I'm unc enough to still have done military service. Suffice to say it mostly consisted of ritually drinking shittons of alcohol and handling the retards who took Xtc during an exercise.
>>35019570my bed keeps vibrating like someone is texting.. but alas, i am friendless
>>35019574The one doesn't exist.
>>35019571yo ho togie!! ye gots any treasure in there??
>>35019568flatties aren't rough
>>35019170>she also needs intelligence>and strong pietyThose are mutually exclusive though
>>35019581Proof?
>>35019578This is something I kind of agree with. Do you think it's a choice to love someone? Or could you fall in love unintentionally?
Goodmorning star shine, the earth says hello.
>>35018947women, you had men carry you around like this, right?
>>35019571is such a preference so evil?
>>35019571And? Between tow exactly identicval men, women will pickthe one who is taller.The whole thing becomes purely acedemical once you realize there are no two people who are the exact same except height or bust size.
>>35019585It's not a choice but you can eventually purge your feelings. Relationships with women are a trap most of the time and them accepting to be with you temporarily shouldn't compel you to actually do anything that you might regret.
>>35019590>>35019591when did i say there was anything wrong w men having this preferencejust dont lie abt itthe average woman is honest abt preferring tall men and not liking short guysbut men for some resaon like to lie and act as if they dont have such high standards too
Should I try and resell my Zelda 40th Anniversary Edition Pro Controller order once it comes in from Best Buy?Back when orders first came online, I made orders from both Nintendo’s official website store and from Best Buy in case one or the other didn’t go through. Both orders ended up going through so now I have two orders of the limited edition pro controller.I’ve never resold anything through Facebook Marketplace and the like before. On one hand, I could cancel the Best Buy pre-order and save myself the hassle. On the other hand, I can resell controller for $200 and essentially pay off the controller that I’m keeping for myself.What do you anons think?
>>35019599Virtue signalling
>>35019607idek what that phrase means atleast not in this context
>>35019608Trying to look good and so not shallow why else would they do it
>>35019599>the average woman is honest abt preferring tall men and not liking short guysno, they aren't
>>35019611me when i lie
Girl here.Any tips for how to achieve an orgasm while fucking a circ'd guy?
>>35019614Is an uncirc’d guy somehow different?
>>35019599when does this happen exactly
>>35019613me when i lie on the interwebz about moids
>>35019618not reading that wall of text, use ur own words >>35019617i saw earlier in this thread or the past one moids saying stuff like girls just have to 'not be fat' to get a bf or even say that abt their own 'standards' when in reality they are a lot more critical than that
>>35019619>i saw earlier in this thread or the past one moids saying stuff like girls just have to 'not be fat' to get a bf or even say that abt their own 'standards' when in reality they are a lot more critical than thathaving preferences =/= unattracted to alternative physiques you could argue this is simply women having higher standards, and perhaps you're right at a purely biological level. but its true all the same
>>35019619>use ur own wordsthe reasons why you are lonely have nothing to do with the fact that women don't like you because you're this and that, they're exclusively a figment of your own imagination - this fat short balding actor has a woman, and so could you, just suspend your disbelief and your ability to reason for a second
>>35019622im f, not male>>35019621im not arguing about the details, im saying that men are nearly just as critical as women are, they just hide it better
>>35019624>im f, not maleyes, I'm paraphrasing
>>35019622i meant use ur *own* words not simply what that wall of text saidif u think nitpickings somehow derails any argumentnts against majorities than literally almost everything can be 'disproven'
>>35019626>>35019625
>>35019626Women's preferences are obscured behind layers of gaslighting. It's very important that any tangible proof men observe in the world of women being very clearly biased against the vast majority of men is quickly labeled as incel behavior.
>>35019614I doubt there's any difference to a dildo but I don't know why you would, aren't genital mutilated guys from shithole countries where they hate women and don't want anyone to feel sexual fulfilment anyway
>>35019626u seem very hung up on men liking big boobies anon
>>35019630modern women are very open about how they feel regarding height and youd be willfully ignorant to disagree
>>35019599Foids are very honest about it when they can mock short guys.Foids are not dishonest, but disingenuous, when they tell manlets that they can make up for being short, as they treat being short as a dealbreaker.I say this as a 6' moid (king of the manlets in currentyear).
>>35019633idc what porn brained men like>>35019637u do realize women even trying to assure short guys that they can 'make up for it' is still them admitting how they feel abt height?
>>35019614I didn't notice much difference between circumcized and uncircumcised while it's in there.
>>35019635Selectively, it depends on the context. They're pathological liars and will happily say things they don't believe in.
>>35019642>idc what porn brained men like>liking boobs is now "porn-brained"holy gigacope lol
>>35019644but they still overwhelmngly direclty or indirectly show their true colorsthat is what i am arguingnot that that small subset of retarded 40 year old hags on reddit who hate men have to say im talking abt the majority of modern young women>>35019645idc abt boobs! im not a lesbian! leave me alone!
>>35019599thing is tha a flattie might have qualities that a ticow does not have. Its just one factor among many , as usual. Never mind tha tthere is such a thing as too big with tits too.The autistic single mindedness with which women grade height above everything else is unmatched in men.
>>35019631I'm from a first world country, but in my childhood doctors would still do circumsicions for "phimosis" at the slightest sign of foreskin tightness. Theres quite a few guys my age who fell victim to that.
>>35019647>idc abt boobs! im not a lesbian! leave me alone!the point is u can make the same argument about any preference. men dont lie about anything, im sorry ur just delusional and poorly socialized if you believe in this narrative of men being dishonest about choices im sorry
>>35019536MYou own your partner more loyalty and respect than that.You don't owe your employer more loyalty than that.
>>35019649>>35019655im struggling to understand either of ur points
>>35019647>im talking abt the majority of modern young womenOh, those who get consensually gangraped in college by tall fratboys and then if someone asks them and their friends group what matters more, looks or personality, they answer personality in a heartbeat.
>>35019659>stereotyping all women as jane doeokay so then all modern young men are getting drugs snorted off their dick by random women and participating in orgies? got it, good to know
>>35019662I just described those men they clearly prefer when they're in a certain mindset. Anyway, male college participation has been decreasing.
>>35019642I'm saying they admit it, I agree with you there. But when they aren't making tiktoks about how much they hate short kings, they tell them that it's not a dealbreaker and that personality is what counts.
>>35019667ur point didnt even make sense if anything it backed up what i was saying since i was only ever talking abt women caring a lot abt height and u broguht up an example of a woman not really caring about personalityim actually confused if ur even the same anon i was replying to or did u just butt in?
>>35019672gaslighting is what I said they do, you can't rely on anything they say. Everything else was coroborating that.
>>35019675ur impossible i giv up
>>35019268We're always proven right and that's all that matters.
>>35019667>theyWea re talking about women and men from a discrete socioeconomic section of the populace within a very specific environment.I think aermicans go entirely insane during their "college years", because its the only time where they have any leeway before being expected to become wagies in a marraige based on necessity and social pressure, not desire. You cannot really suppress sexuality and have a society that is based on no fun allowed. People will use every nook and cranny to live out their otherwise suppressed desires, and take it to unhealthy extremes as a result.
>>35019680Then another open question is why all of those seemingly normal women are egotistical and unprincipled to such a degree that their lives are revolving around hedonism.
>>35019684Because humans having fun is completely normal. The expectation to spend your life rotting in a suburb while having couth , "pure" sex and never partying for your entire live is not. So americans use the 2-3 years allotted to them at college to make up for the hedonism that people who live in the free world spread out through their entire lives.
>>35019684>Unprincipled You mistake your personal principles for moral absolutes
Women, do you have a long tongue?
>>35019685>So americans use the 2-3 years allotted to themAmerican women. And this has spread through the world.
>>35019687they're very principled when they look for a husband, not so much when they're being spitroasted by strangers.
>>35019688Not particularly.
>>35019692And? I'll stay in a shit hotel room but if I'm buying a house I've got different standards. You watch too much porn if you think the average woman has ever had a mmf threesome lol, you crazy.
>>35019696>if I'm going to have a house bought for me*That's more accurate. Women have different standards for one night stands than they do for longer term relationships. They just won't ever admit the extent to which they participate in hookup culture.
>>35019622>>35019624Why do women (and homosexuals like QT) often type using only lowercase letters?
>>35019700The house is a man in that metaphor.>Women have different standards for one night stands than they do for longer term relationshipsYeah that's literally what I just said. Look, I want to get into a dumb argument but you're being TOO dumb.
>>35019689>And this has spread through the world.Major cope. The US is probably the most conservative culture outside of mulsim countries. The pressure to go nuts in your early twenties just isn't there in other places because people can pratice a healthy amount of hedonism at any lofie stage without facing ostracisation. Also this crazy autistic dichotomy between having only impersonal hookups or full on marriage preparations doesn't exist. What most of the world practices would be called "casual dating" in the US. >American women.And the men who fuck them somehow don't count? Lol
>>35019702spiders are comfy though, they just hang out on my ceiling and eat the bad insects. Even poisonous spiders only attack humans in self defense. The overwhleming majority spends their time chilling out and waiting whether anything ends up in their nets. I find nothing unsettling about spiders.
>>35019700It wasn't a hookup because she didn't cum.It wasn't a hookup because her BAC was 1.It wasn't a hookup because it was in Italy.It wasn't a hookup because she wasn't trying for a hookup.It wasn't a hookup because he drunkenly said he'd marry her before he icked her out.It wasn't a hookup, it was just getting over an ex.
>>35019709Yeah. I was only amused by the quote and thought it appropriate to for the usual tone on /atoga/. Don't mind me, I'm just having a laugh.Though I noticed you said nothing about women, Anon...
>>35019714>Though I noticed you said nothing about women, Anon...My ceiling spiders keep me safe
>>35019716Kek.
They should make more girls with big mouth thin lips
>>35019707Feminism helps spread the belief that as a woman you can do anything sexual with any man without any scrutiny and that it should be part of your intimate life to get yourself filled as much as you desire, at random.
>>35019719>TheyIf you want something done properly you have to do it yourself.
>>35019721Yet oddly enough having full on gangbangs and racking up dozens of partners is not a thing at European unis , or anywhere else at all. How do you explain that?
>>35019725Racking up a lot of partners as a woman is absolutely a thing here. Those women's opinions and worldviews are a strange mix of conservatism and ultraliberalism and the kind of insane misandry that would give you pause. Yet they can't stop fucking and starting new relationships.
>>35019722I'll create this new standard and sell surgeriesThe unfiller to thin your lips and the mouth widener joker style
>>35019725t. has never interacted with a scandi foid on study abroad
I like femdommes
>>35019727I dunno, I mostly hang out at techno clubs and raves nowadays and even the party chicks there generally have the usual handful of steady bfs with a few ONS/fwb inbetween. Women with crazy partner counts are very rae in general and often try to cope some kind of BPD or some other kind mental problem. This whole all woman eare sluts incel thing is the result of terminal pornbrain, thinking that porn represents how women act IRL.
>>35019737>with a few ONS/fwb inbetweenRight... A select few. It's right in front of you and you're still pretending like it's not a thing.
>>35019740>>35019737I want to scam my dad out of 70k euro. How do I proceed
>>35019737>steady bfs with a few ONS/fwb inbetweenHow long is the relationships with these supposed steady bfs, and how long froma breakup till a hookup?
>>35018947Men, are you excited to get married?
>>35019740>and you're still pretending like it's not a thing.Huh? People having sex is a thing, always has been. I suggest leaving your gooncave and patricipating instead of this beta seething. >>35019746Its common for both genders to have rebound hookups. Other than that, why does this matter? I have never asked those questions, because it seems entirely unimportant.
>>35019755No, I'm not excited about the prospect of a humiliation ritual disguised as a win.
Ive eating nothing but pineapple for the past 2 days, and I havent fapped in 5. I have a date tomorrow. If I impregnate her, will our child smell like pineapples?
do you like fat grumpy orange cats that eat all your italian pasta?
>>35019755Female relatives: Why don't you find a nice girl to get married and settle down with? :)The nice girls in question:
>>35019756>Huh? People having sex is a thing, always has been.See >>35019721>Feminism helps spread the belief that as a woman you can do anything sexual with any man without any scrutiny and that it should be part of your intimate life to get yourself filled as much as you desire, at random.
>>35019756>Dodges question>>Yeah but men do it too!>>It's the new normal chuddie!
>>35019755No.
I jerked off with lotion for the first time this weekendits much better than just doing it dry. feels better than sex even
>>35019761Women want sexual capitalism, yet despise economic capitalism.It always reminds me of Teddy K's take on American neocons, who want traditional values to stay in place, yet at the same time want economic capitalism.
>>35019755>getting married to a slavic womani'm never getting married even if I ever enter a relationship
>>35019761My great grandfather already banged girls against the village tree during vilalge feasts in the early 1900s, it must suck to be a form a dynasty of betas. Having sex has always been normal, sorry bud. And btw, I will never ever understand what in the world a guy could have against women being easy and open to have sex with them. Are you an Eunuch or something? >>35019755I dont intend to engage in obsolete boomer rituals. Also I'm busy living out the wild youth I missed out on myself instead of settling for some beta buxer.
>>35019764Get yourself some Gun Oil H2O and a fleshlight.Hell, Gun Oil and your hand is great too.
>>35019762Its the oold regular nromal, bud. Even Homer in the Illias Chads it up. Betas have never been respectable or respected, except as useful idiots and mules by their bosses.
>>35019768Lazy redpill slopbait.
>>35019771See >>35019772
>>35019764Guys being unable to make their own masturbation lube just supports my feeling that they shouldn't jerk off in the first place.
hey you guyz what do you think of mondays
>>35019776They're the busiest days at work, so I hate them.
>>35019775
>>35019776I don't have class until Tuesday. Monday is free for me to work on assignments at my pace.
>>35019779is this the rapist of the fat
>male/right wing/4chan/toxic negativity>female/left wing/Reddit/toxic positivityWhat explains such correlations?
>>35019775the foreskin acts like a lubricant, hence I never needed itbut I just tried something new and it worked out
>>35019781Edgy victim mentality, want economic capitalism and sexual socialism.Soft victim mentality, want economic socialism and sexual capitalism.
>>35019781my shrivled up foreskin, if this answer is unsatisfactory to you try >>>/pol/ this has also been posted before itt
>>35019782>the foreskin acts like a lubricantI've heard guys say this ITT, but I've never understood it. Even after it was explained, so don't bother trying. I think I just need to physically see it to ever wrap my head around it, but I've never been with an uncut guy.
>>35019786put a sock on something and jerk it
>>35019787That'd give a dick an Indian sunburn from the friction.
>>35019780Huh?
>>35019775Drops of precum come out, then the foreskin spreads that everywhere.
>>35019789I didn't say a dick! also cum socks are a thing some people do it, or so I've heard. Is it the softness of the skin that puzzles you then? I don't understand what you don't understand
>>35019775This is exactly why they started cutting boys in America.
>>35019775Skill issue, I can masturbate without lube just by applying pressure on my dick
>>35019786the skin rolls up and down the dick when its hard. like >>35019787 explaned. thats the closest as you're going to get. Put wool socks, those very slippy ones over a banana and stroke it
Whereyat, atogoyid?
>>35019791Idk what the average amount of pre guys make is, but I assume it's not enough.>>35019792Foreskin isn't detached from the dick like a sock, and there's an opening to the front. How is that like a sock? Or am I just wrong about this?
how weirded out are you when you catch someone looking at you? does it happen often?
>>35019798Not at all, and yes. I'm used to being gawked at.
>>35019797>but I assume it's not enoughIf it's not enough, they aren't horny.
>>35019800That doesn't seem right.
Anger and Hate, Envy and Greed, Sadness and Despair, those are the only real emotions, everything else is a cope, a lie, a distraction and an attempt at manipulating you.Hate each other, kill each other, destroy each other, destroy everything the pain will only stop until everything is an empty silent void and you don't have to think of anything but let your consciousness slip away into random incoherent, disjointed, instinctive meaningless thoughts.Something might be wrong with me mentally, I've been thinking about this more and more lately and not only does it make sense to me, it's starting to feel like the truth of the world or at least how to survive the world. Yet, that can't be true, right? What's real, what's fake, what's a cope, what's an excuse, what's a lie, what's a solution to make my hands stop trembling whenever I'm alone or feel alone
>>35019755Speaking for my bf since I don't let him use the internet: yes
>>35019803Too much left brain hemisphere activity...
>>35019797well no, you're not wrong, but you could just use the side of the sock that has an opening to it lol put a can in it or something of the sort
>>35019799do you look funny?
>>35019806I just don't get it. I'm going to be trying to do the mental gymnastics to make the comparison work in my head all day and still not learn anything.
>>35019807To some people, probably. I'm sure there are people around here that have never even seen a nonwhite person before.
>>35019803this is youmarry and reproduce and you'll be happy
>>35019802Maybe circumcision messes up their precum generation too, idk.
>>35019809oh do you live in a white country?
>>35019808honestly the idea of someone trying to figure out my foreskin by playing around with it is kinda hot if you ever find a fella with an uncut fella he might actually be into it too
>>35019797>Foreskin isn't detached from the dick like a sock?? It's attached at the base of the penis head, but it's free to glide over the penis head and usually rests enveloping the tip of the penis, kind of like a sock, unless it's pulled back. >and there's an openingSocks have openings.
>>35019804nta but he's truly cucked, his gf chats with other men online
>>35019816>if your woman talk to people you're cuckedHabibi I hope you control your wife inshalla, may I interest you in my newest Burqa selection? Allah bless your bullets for when the tribe next door attempts a bride abudction on her
>>35019817>>>/int/paris/
>>35019796MStupid fricking chud
>>35019798Nah, happens all the time.
>>35019784>Edgy victim mentality, want economic capitalism and sexual socialism.>Soft victim mentality, want economic socialism and sexual capitalism.That's an interesting way to describe the difference between moids and foids
https://youtu.be/tb7JakcMUKQDang, Italy too?
>>35019831Something similar applies to conservatives and liberals. Everyone wants freedom on one axis but see a need for control on another axis.
>>35019812Yes. In the whitest part, at least.>>35019813The guy I'm with is cut, so I think I'll just forever be confused by how it's like lube.>>35019814The opening of the sock isn't towards the tip, it's towards the base, that's where you stick your dick in it.
>>35018947women, what's it like waking up in the morning?
>>35019837Again see Teddy K's take on conservatives, or "neocons": They want traditional values upheld while still supporting American capitalism. But the latter exists in breaking down traditions, because any societal limitation is a potential market. For instance, contraceptives. People want to fuck and avoid the responsibility of its consequences and the stigma, and they will pay for it.
>>35019837https://youtu.be/dkH3_NMrb1U
>>35019838it's not really like lube just imagine a thick yet very soft silk cloth that you rub up and down there's not a lot of friction and it's also not wet or anything
>>35019838>The opening of the sock isn't towards the tip, it's towards the baseIf you absolutely have to think of it in that orientation: Take a sock, put it on a dildo, cut a small hole at the tip of the sock. Your dildo now has a knit foreskin.
i hate my father. I cannot even stand him for a second. he is autistic and a massive narcissist. any other anons who hate their dads? how do ya all deal with him
>>35019844I'll unironically do it when I get home.
how do you deal with low self esteem
>>35019839Repetitive.
>>35019850You learn to function regardless of it, knowing that making it everyone else's problem is much more pathetic and annoying
>>35019847Pretend that the shaft of the sock is glued to the shaft of the dildo except for at the toe box.
>>35019858it's an advice board faggot I'm not bawing I just asked
you ever see a girl who is so pretty and your type that you just wanna become a better man to be "worthy" of her? or it's just me
>>35019850>>35019862you do things to raise your self esteem, which is an active effort.
Hey remember those posts I made a few days ago about this girl (girl one) I like a lot but I weren't sure she actually liked me as much as she seemed to because she took hours to reply to my texts and never texted me first?You guys told me I was overthinking it but apparently she also thought about it too much and when I texted her today she replied with a wall of text about how I disrespected her by leaving her on read for two days (her last message was 'have fun' after I told her I was gonna spend the weekend helping my parents move) and that we're done.I tried to salvage the situation but it went like pic related.I'm really not sure how to take this.
