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Everyone always approaches the dating scene with the idea of putting their best foot forward but that’s not how relationships survive. What people should do is say the WORST thing themselves. The absolute worst. If the other person can stomach you for even ONE SECOND, then maybe, MAYBE, you just might have a chance.
So that’s it. Say the worst possible truth about yourself and others will tell you if you can be stomached enough to date.
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I post on a blue board
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I have persistent homicidal ideation.
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I tuck
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>>35024791
It's debatable.
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>>35024791
I just want to get laid... of course I'll pretend to be the best version of myself
I'll start behaving at my worst after sex becomes routine, so she leaves on her own
a lot of men do this btw
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>>35024805
>>35024981
Absolutely sick fucks, you two are.
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>>35024981
A straight tuck without a twist is the best way if you don't have a bread box and lose the clip. Twisting is a good idea with bad results, because everybody twists the bag so much that the next slice in the bag gets smashed from the tightness of the plastic bag.

I live with people who leave the bread.bag sitting upside down on the round side, so that over time the entire loaf smashed down into itself. I've expressed my concerns and nobody cares, its like they don't even wonder why bread has a flat side
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>>35024791
No hair no pussy man
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>>35024791
>Say the worst possible truth about yourself and others will tell you if you can be stomached enough to date.
I'm a 35 year old virgin.
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>>35025689
>its like they don't even wonder why bread has a flat side
On a typical square loaf you've got five sides out of six flat already, who cares if you flatten the sixth as well?
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>I talk to myself
>I'm 26 with no degree and no ambition
>I'm FILLED with bitterness and find very little joy in life
>I'm barely every horny and can't stay hard
>I'm fucking hate everyone but I simultaneously want everyone to like me and judge myself on how others seem to view me.
>Have a hard time focusing on anything and don't pay attention to my surroundings, like at all.
>I can't keep things in memory to save my life, and I need instructions repeated to me because I'm fucking retarded.
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>>35024791
>29, adult virgin. Nowhere near enough money to move out.
>Every girl I've asked out is a friend I got close to. All rejected me.
>Currently unemployed and when they do get back to me, it's only ever entry level jobs despite a degree in computers.
>Qualified to drive in April...No car tho.
>Friends don't really reach out anymore.
>I'm "funny" and "kind" I.e: ugly.
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I've been suicidal since the 3rd grade. I'm 31 now. The only reason I don't kill myself is because I'm scared of going to Hell.
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>>35026849
I care
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>>35024791
I do this. Not as a conscious decision but because I have trouble taking compliments. It just seems wrong to me for some reason. So whenever someone says something nice about me, I point out one of my flaws. I make no effort to boast or show off accomplisments, rather I downplay them.

In my experience this usually leads to people liking me more, even if there are a few awkward moments after rejecting a compliment.
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I'm black



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