Thread question: Are we too horny, Westernbros?Previous: >>35021781
>>35025076Mantis Gook Realises America is the new Sodom and Gomorrah for the first time.jpg
Why do women flinch when you cum on them?
For me, it's blond, clean-shaven Nordic angels.I like men with fair features and striking, ice blue eyes. I don't like body hair or facial hair much at all, but I don't necessarily like "femboys".Am I fucking crazy? Am I racist?
>>35025080You sound like a bisexual "black cat"
Grr sex so ooh aah scary
>>35025079The "jay-aych" reflex.
>>35025086Zoomer spotted
>>35025084Well, I'm neither bisexual nor black (I assume this is what you mean).
>>35025088>S*yllenials are afriad of sex and their own dicks unlike zoomgodsI know
>>35025076>>35025078America is a lot more conservative than Europe tho
>>35025089Black cat is a meme archetype. Complimentary to the "Golden Retriever"
>>35025093Oh, then probably.
>planning date with a girl>she says shes free the 24th and 25th>tell her itll be on the 24th>today confirm the time with her>she said its on the 25th after all>not even a question, just an assertionis she dating someone else too?
>>35025095something better came up for 24th
>>35025076>Be Korean>Hate sexExplains their birth rate.
>>35025097yeah thats what im thinking too.completely ruined my mood for the date. its a third date, so i was looking forward to it because thats usually when you do the deed, or at least i do.i got a feeling she'll cancel last minute now
>>35025099Just cancel if that's what you think, say you have something on 25th and move on, you won't tho
>>35025099line another girl for the 25th as a backup
>>35025100I wont because theres a 0.00001% ill get laid>>35025101I had someone for the 25th actually but shes a single mom so not a great alternative
>>35025103>I had someone for the 25th actually but shes a single mom so not a great alternativeto smash or not to smash type of situation
>>35025090One third of you got aborted and half of the remaining got molested as children(probably only net positive you've given to the economy)
>>35025087I'll have you know that I can take a load to the face without flinching even a little. I go to my happy place and it's like it's not even there.
I wanna go back to the 80s and have sex with edgy rocker dudes backstage after a gig. It's just not the same in 2026
>>35025098>Hate sexThe American is so programmed by media that they genuinely think fictional performative Hollywood scenes of sex is real sex. Dios Mio....
>>35025109>I want to have sex in the golden age of hiv
>>35025090>>S*yllenials are afriad of sex and their own dicks unlike zoomgodsUh...
>>35025105Kiss got molested way more in the past wyo, dudes would openly hit on 13 year old girls constantly in the days of yore
>>35025109Gay?
Is it wrong or shallow for hot + fit people to want to date other hot + fit people?
>>35025112Because only top% Chads get laid, but the permavirgins still gorge on their sexuality, the "gooncave" is a uniquely zoomer concept that a millennial cuck could never dream of
>>35025109Are you a groupie or the bassist?
>>35025120No it's called having standards
>>35025110Hate sex is just sanitized rape fantasies.
>>35025089Not even heteroflexible?
>>35025120Nope, it's eugenic.
>>35025125>>35025128Why do I feel so guilty about it? It’s probably insecurity. >fit hot guy who wants fit hot gf
>>35025111I want to die of HIV in the early 90s>>35025118Why does everyone say this? As FTM I come here pretending to be a woman to express whatever womanly thoughts I had leftover, some anonymous place that actually has women for people to assume I am one, and people still think I am a man? Why?>>35025124In this lifetime I am a bassist. Back then maybe groupie or both?
>>35025131Your ego and need for approval can't handle other people thinking you're "shallow"
>>35025132I just call everyone who says they want to fuck men gay
>>35025133Probably a big part of it yeah I am often seeking assurance that I can / that it’s okay to want the kind of woman I want
>>35025132>FTMDios mio... a real pooner
It do be like that sometimes...
You broke my heart
>>35025132Do you still have your boobs?
Do men actually do this?
>>35025147Only the ones who perform the backwards mating ritual where they are subservient to the woman do that. They also complain they never get laid but they never realize their submissiveness is what's repellent
>>35025150You do everything for short term results and then blame everyone when it doesn't work long term
>>35025147Understand the english language?Some of them do.
>>35025147I have a misandry kink, so sort of
>>35025147Yes
>>35025147I actually do this, except I just cut them out.usually they come crying saying how sorry they are and that they won't post like that again
Young Thug (Truly Humble Under God) has patched his PHPDrake remains silent on the matter
>>35025147Nah, I wouldn't be friends with or try to date a misandrist. I would still do business with them though.
>>35025160What kind of business?
I don't hate you enough
>>35025163Why even hate at all?
>>35025152What are you talking about? I'm not a hole I'm just saying young men make the rookie mistake of bending over backwards for women to try to get pussy
This girl reached out to me on linkedin of all places. She started the conversation by saying that she thought she had seen me in the bus one day, but she confused another person with me. We were friendly during university, never really close but conversation was fun, talked about vidya and stuff. We only shared like a handful of classes, did a couple of assignments together, but that was it. She was in a relationship at the time. I don't know much about her now, last time we spoke must have been like 7-8 years ago, so it surprised me when she messaged me. And she is showing interest, asking lots of questions.Thing is, I'm engaged. So her attempts to reconnect feel weird. Considering that she reached out over linkedin, I have a feeling that it'll fade out eventually, since I rarely use it. But I don't want to make her feel ignored if she's like reaching out for a friend. How should I approach?
>>35025164Because you're human waste, but it's not in my nature to hate people
>>35025166She's reaching out now precisely because you're engaged, women start sniffing at you when you're in the process of building up a life and she wants a big wet piece of that. I say ignore her, she's a grown woman. Don't be that doormat who entertains women who didn't give a shit about you back then when you already have a woman who gives a shit about you now
>>35025087What does Jay Bauman have to do with my cum?
>>35025147
You'll have to find some other naive person who doesn't know you, good luck
>>35025146No I transitioned 15 years ago
>atoga moids are farming izzat again
>>35025176Izzat? I don't know wazzat
>>35025174I will, easily.
>>35025181Go for it, I can't wait
>>35025080No, you're normal. Women specifically liking hair all over their men's bodies, and men tolerating or assuming women are hairy too is a major red flag they're a non.
>>35025116A pubescent teen kissing or getting hit on by someone else who is pubescent or post-pubescent =/= a prepubescent child getting physically molested
Every single person in existence be like: "I want a partner that's intelligent, funny, loyal, has good communication, empathetic, and is kind. I've had too many abusive relationships before" Same scripted ass NPC dialogue every time lmao
>>35025192not me, ill take what i can get
>>35025106>I go to my happy place and it's like it's not even there.That's trauma cope 101Why are you this scared of cum? What happened?
>>35025176what does this even mean
>>35025192Nah, I want my husbando who's a friendly, well-adjusted dork.In general, I want an authoritative man with strong moral codes burdened with responsibility. I exist to find one and cuddle and succ the stress out of him. Especially since I might soon have enough to retire him to the countryside where we'll spend the rest of our days plowing each other, vacationing, and rearing kids.And I don't think asking for someone who's nice is asking for too much.
Plap
>>35025192i just want big titties bro but even that is too much to ask for now it seems
Guys, why do so many of you expect a handjob or even a blowjob by the 2nd date? When did this start happening with dating?
I bought a sydney sweeney body pillow. women is that a turnoff for you?
>>35025211To avoid the friendzone. You females will never fuck a guy if he waits too long. This is what your gender created, men adapted.
>>35025214Does it have tiddies?
>>35025202>friendly, well-adjusted >strong moral codes burdened with responsibility>asking for someone who's niceYou said the same thing just worded it differently.
>>35025217unfortunately not. it's just a big pillow with her in a lingerie. it does give me a erection for some reason. i am not going to jerkoff to it though, i cant stoop that low
>>35025202Friendly nice dorks are never authoritative. Their moral codes are 50/50, they either go into schizo zealous territory or they're completely amoral and have no principles. Trust me you don't want "nice".
>>35025195It just smells and feels bad.
>>35025223What is your happy place?
>>35025226Five minutes in the future of the moment when the jizz is off my face and we get to cuddle or whatever.
>>35025226Being gang raped half to death by monsters.
Aaaah my peenus weenus!!!Women did this.
>>35025211The sexual "revolution" and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.The silver lining is that you can filter out the sex pests even more easily than before.>>35025216kys incel
>>35025223why do you do it then? A normal reaction would be to just not take facials instead of doing it and coping
>>35025216this guy is right. if you dont kiss or do anything by the 2nd or 3rd date it's over. you're not attractive to her
>>35025230More like three-fourths to death. But I feel like you're getting to know me better.>>35025237Because I'm a stupid horny retard and I want to do things in the moment to feel sexy and make my bf happy that I'd probably never want to do when looking at it from a normal perspective.
GenderAre you repeating your parents mistakes?
>>35025247MaleYes I am but what I'm doing different is I actually resolve and react better
One time a women bought me dinner and afterwards she touched my willywomen how do you defend this behaviour?
>>35025243>I'm a stupid horny retardBased
>>35025247FNo, I didn't get knocked up by an unknown father during a drug-fueled party
>>35025247I didn’t get pregnant young like my mother so im already winning
>>35025247I wish I could lmaoooIm too ugly
>>35025243Nta but you gotta understand most guys don't reflect on the fact that semen smells and tastes like ass. It comes from prostate juice in their assholes mixed with spermatoza from the testicles. Ejected out of the same pipe they piss from so it always has that piss like ammonia and bitter acidic smell and taste. You can thank other women for spreading the false expectation that women are supposed to act like cum guzzlers who act like it tastes amazing. They set a precedent that men now expect, most guys don't understand girls who act like it tastes like mana are just trying to appease the guy for attention and validation
>>35025254But she is a special case because she got abused lol
I was talking to a foid at uni and she said this new burger chain released a really good veggie burger and the food is supposedly amazing thereI went there after classes and the veggie burger tasted like cardboard, the regular burger like rubber with meatpieces in it, and the fries were bland.Let this be a lesson: never listen to women
>>35025247not really. BUT i hate being a photo copy of my father. my father is a terrible narcissistic piece of shit. i hate when people tell me i look exactly like him and that my mannerisms and personality are like him too, it infuriates me so much
>>35025247MI didn’t get pregnant young like my mother either
>>35025258you sound like the kind of guy to fuck a mom
>>35025254I know my bf understands that I'm not a fan of jizz, and he never expects me to deal with his beyond what would be expected while trying for a kid. When I'm in the right mood, I'm the one who offers those sorts of things and of course he'll always oblige when I do. He reciprocates in other ways, so it's fair I guess.
>>35025260sorry my trauma got triggered. i really hate my dad, all of the issues and problems i have in life are because of him
I made some really high quality poasts today and women didn't give a me SINGLE (You)
>>35025254Lol, as if eating pussy tastes or smells any better dude. It does not. It’s not pleasant, but I enjoy doing it for someone that I love if that’s what they’re into. Some women don’t mind swallowing cum, don’t be a cunt
What are signs of a low fertility individual? Other than anorexia and drug abuser
>>35025265Yeah but you're not drinking volumes of pussy juice it's not pooling into your mouth of going down your throat it's not the same. Pussy isn't pleasant either but it's a step weaker in smell and taste than buzz is. >Some women don't mind swallowing cumSure, because they get a mental pay off. In just saying in objective reality semen is foul in smell and taste
guys please tell me how do i get over not having had sex or relationship by my teens and early 20s. please some realistic advice which worked for youu
>>35025270move to China if youre whiteits the land of free pussy, because most white guys are too afraid to live there. youre young, you can get a student visa
>>35025272>>35025270and by ;white' i mean asian white. so latinos included, slavs too.
>>35025272>>35025273even if i get pussy i still have to deal with missing out. i just cannot get over it no matter what i do
>>35025275you wont care when youre drowning in cute asian pussytrust met. knower
>>35025277i dont find asian women attractiive desu. they dont do anything for me
>>35025268>Sure, because they get a mental pay off. In just saying in objective reality semen is foul in smell and tasteNTA, I tasted my own jizz.7/10, not my favorite, but it tasted relatively good.
>>35025270MI had sex and relationships throughout my teens and twenties. I think you're right to feel shit over it. A lot of people will give you the "you didn't miss out on anything" bullshit or they'll say "I actually regret it, it was all a waste" but they're blind as shit. The critical fact is you missed out on vital low risk socialisation experiences, opportunities for mental and emotional maturation, character building, learning things like conflict resolution or boundaries or attraction dynamics. And missing out during teens is brutal because it means you didn't get to experiment and experience these risks where stakes were lower. Adulthood late 20's-30s stakes are higher and social fuck ups have heavier consequences. And without the batting practice you're going to be at a severe disadvantage. You're not going to get over it bro, and you shouldn't because you need that constant reminder that you need to find ways to catch up. Just don't make the mistake of trying to catch up by throwing yourself at just anyone, exhaust all non romantic and non sexual forms of socialization first and maybe even specialised character building groups designed for people who want the crash course
>>35025278That means you're a homosexual. Dont worry about it
>>35025192>standard pickme/nice guy shitlel no thanks. elon was semi right, i want the dude who has both the 6 cars and the 6pack.
>>35025270
I seen an older Millennial / early Gen X woman say "That part" numerous times in a conversation irl yesterday and I cringed so hard. Do women really talk like this?
>>35025282>i want the dude who has both the 6 cars and the 6packThat dude has no time for you.
>>35025281everyone has their preferences. i dont like their low pitched voices and mono lid eyes>>35025280i dont throw myself at anyone. i havent even approached a woman in 5 years now. i have worked on my social skills and i am decent enough socially i guess. i just need to get over the fact that i missed out. i had ppl tell me kys or something and i get it. if you're not having sex there is no point in living honestly
>>35025285They don't have time for anyone to be fair. I know a guy like that the only time he has is for work and then whaling p2w on a mobile app.
>>35025287>i had ppl tell me kys or something and i get it. if you're not having sex there is no point in living honestlyThey're crabs in the bucket. They're also people who are mad at their own impotence so they project guilt or shame to make themselves feel a temporary high that they're doing something about their sad life but they're not. Ignore that shit because they're not people who are getting ahead in life either. Always try to socialise with and become parts of communities that are predominantly people who have it together, because they're more likely to be of insight and help if you directly ask. And if you don't ask you can at least observe useful shit
>>350252804channel in general seems to be under the delusion that they have enough time to catch up to everyone. Every important person showed talent early on and were already on their way to success by 21, with some rare cases at 25 at the latest. Same applies to finding love. If you didn't find it early on, your chances will be less in your 30s. But I guess 4channelers are coping by hoping that their 30s-40s will be better than now, their prime years, lmao.
>>35025268>volumesLess than a teaspoon for both men and women?
>>35025288>They don't have time for anyoneThat was my point.
>>35025270I personally got so used to it that once I started having sex I missed the simplicity of just being a virgin
>>35025292>4channel in general seems to be under the delusion that they have enough time to catch up to everyone.Uh, aren't you the guys who mostly spam the blackpill? I don't think 4chan(nel) is known for its optimism.
>>35025291who can i even talk to RL about this? my friend has like a body count of 50 he tells me to get hookers. most people RL give generic bland advice "it will happen when you least expect it" "she is gonna be lucky" "you aitn missing out on anything" basically nothing useful. i watched some Dr K videos he recommends meditation, he also said getting a gf will take years
Fuck menSeriously fuck men
>>35025302Anally?
>>35025302>Seriously fuck menSo like with intention for marriage and kids? I'm not totally against it.
He will regret breaking up with me. And his new bimbo will regret fucking him btw
>>35025302>Seriously fuck menI'm not into casual sex too
>>35025302Yes, with commitment and loyalty
>>35025301Don't talk to the whoremiester for a start at least not about advice on how to live a solid life. There's a reason why he has to pay for sex
>>35025306Seems like you need to get over it, also where is the question
How bad is your luck?
>>35025306For a man to dump you/cheat on you, you had to be really awful for him to bother going through the dating process again with a new foid.
>>35025313My luck is amazing. At least after a few decades of horrible luck, I'm suddenly being handed amazing opportunities I never could've dreamed of in the past.
>>35025310he doesnt pay he told me to pay. everyone knows a virgin guy is a huge turnoff for women. i dont want to pay personally, i dont watch to catch an std
Short kings, can you suck a titty while standing up?
>>35025318I can promise you he pays. His body count is 50 and he told you where to find sex because that's exactly where he pumped his numbers. Don't count on him telling the truth as he'll want you to believe he's a stud stallion who got his sex through his amazing charm and physicality. The prostitute teaches you nothing so just avoid
>>35025317How’d you do it?
Why don't the lonely, single femanons just date the fat and balding guys?
>>35025322Literally just never gave up. I kept putting in a ton of effort into meeting new people and not letting bad experiences dissuade me from trying. Eventually found a job I love, people I love to surround myself with who love me too, etc. I knew it'd pay off like this eventually.
>>35025321I dont think he has ever paid honestly. he is very extroverted and charismatic. he is the type of person who can talk to anyone. he got a lot of women in college, even cheated on his girlfriend and he managed to get her back somehow lol. He told me im too awkward and weird to talk to women or approach them hence i should go to prostitutes. Not bad advice honestly but hookers are a no for me
>>35025326What was your bad luck?
>>35025313whenever i hold short on dust2 with an awp the enemy peeks right after i unscope. you cannot get more unlucky than that
>>35025327>even cheated on his girlfriend and he managed to get her back somehow lolNTA, some women are just suckers/cuckqueans like that
>>35025327Fair. Just remember that kid in school the one whose dad worked for Nintendo and claimed to have a playstation 7 before the PS2 came out, whose uncle was apparently FBI, remember those kids grow up and become adults and they often keep talking all kinds of shit lol. If he is telling the truth ask him to wingman you at the club or wherever he says he picks up these women. Ask him to demonstrate that shit IRL and watch how he reacts
I saw this absolute Amazonian cutie on the bus. Too bad I couldn't do anything about it.
>>35025338>If he is telling the truth ask him to wingman you at the club or wherever he says he picks up these women. Ask him to demonstrate that shit IRL and watch how he reactsThat won't help anon if that's not his real personality.
Can someone (without bare assertions) explain to me why is it okay to have an interest in cognitive behavioral therapy and yet normies lose their shit if you ever say something about hypnosisFrom my own experience with knowing people who work in the therapy field, both CBT and hypnosis are used in very similar ways when it comes to treating people
>>35025343>why is it okay to have an interest in cognitive behavioral therapy and yet normies lose their shit if you ever say something about hypnosisLike with astronomy and astrology?
>>35025335true. it actually happens more often than you would think. i think women love drama >>35025338getting women cannot be hard, most men are not like me. there are tons of guys with double digit bodies. guys like me are a small minority. even most guys here on 4chan have a gf or atleast some history of getting coochie
>>35025343>CBTI only like the ballbusting part of CBT. I hate when dominatrixes try to hurt my cock. I don't want my dick to hurt later, just my balls.
>>35025329Met a lot of manipulative people, lost out on opportunities due to things out of my control, stuff like that.
>>35025348Those are names of things, indeed
>>35025092united states (not America) is exporting homosexuality globally
femanons have you ever been rejected? what's the story?
>>35025358NTAWasn't the Netherlands the first country to legalize gay marriage?
>>35025359Gave a boy in fifth grade my phone number and he never called. That's the story.
>>35025362you had a phone in fifth grade? wow
>>35025366It was my home number. Didn't get a cellphone until middle school.
>>35025270By following my therapists advice and having a good conclusive cry over it. Frankly, once I've properly grieved it the whole loss ist not so bad, I wasted lifetime but the xperiences themselves can be had at any age. I very briefly banged an 18 year old and rapidly got to appreciate that I don't have to deal with teenage retardation at my age.>>35025280>And without the batting practice you're going to be at a severe disadvantage. That just needs you need to be a bit more proactive about it. Theres heaps of guys who just luck into a gf in their twenties and are left with firguring shit out in their late 20s or 30s, same boat basically. Some dude who spent ten years in a relationship will have fuck all practice in finding any laying girls as well afterwards.>You're not going to get over it broFlat out lie. >reminder that you need to find ways to catch upThe way to catch up is just flirting with a bunch of women until you get a girp on the whole thing. Took me about a year to get to a satisfying level. Its not really a big deal. >Adulthood late 20's-30s stakes are higher and social fuck ups have heavier consequences.Is that some kind of joke I'm not getting? Everyone is far too busy with their own things to give a rats ass about what you do and forgets any "social fuckup" (whatever that is) within under ten minutes as they just don't care about you. Maybe don't start out hitting on women at your work , other than that you're free to fuck up as you please. >exhaust all non romantic and non sexual forms of socialization firstThat presumes that someone starts as a total social cripple, not someone who only has a problem in the area of flirting and fucking exclusively. People are individuals. I only lost my virginity in my 30s, so I am well qualified to tell you you're full of shit and should stfu on matter you don't have the faintest clue of.
Would you file a police report over $300 of credit card fraud?
Give me that pussy, whore.
>>35025370Yes
>>35025292Known defeatists who tried to undermine morale and browbeat others into surrender were hanged on lampposts without much ado here during the war.I believe the same shoudl be done with blackpillers, so they may learn their place and to warn off the other ones. Employing psyop tactics to keep the other crabs in the bucket should be punishable by death.
>>35025370Depends if the bank is able to resolve it or not.
Serious question, why do men think that their sexist beliefs aren't hateful
>>35025379Male solipsism.
>>35025379The men you choose to date beliefs*
>>35025369>having a good conclusive cry over it.i've cried myself to sleep over this thousands of times. not anymore though. there comes a time when you just become used to the pain
>>35025382NTA>Implying that single men aren't sexistlol
>>35025379Questioning one's own belief requires not being an NPC which is what 99% of the population is. Especially third rate "human" beings, both male and female.
>>35025382I mean you kinda proved my point by immediately assuming I date bad people instead of confronting your own behaviour
thinking about that one time when i was going to approach this girl in a park and then she noticed me, gathered her things and left. i still haven't recovered from that honestly
>>35025080Not really. You're quite normie. That was my dad to a T.
Do you guys think I should tell my ex I cheated 6 times, that I never considered marrying her or getting her pregnant no matter how much I told her because at the end of the day I didn't think she was good enough to make my friends and family jealous, that I considered her a practice gf and all through the break up I only wanted to keep her because I wasn't done using her as a stepping stone, that I gaslit her constantly towards the end for no reason other than not wanting to lose?For context all my efforts to keep her worked and she wants me back but I am having a crisis of conscience and have been ghosting her for 3 weeks while she texts me all the time (slowing down though).Obviously it's probably profoundly selfish of me to want to tell her for my own personal catharsis and turning over a new leaf but I mean she literally asked me if I cheated on her all the time and I lied so much.
Anyone else hate daydreaming because it means it will never happen for you?
>>35025395how did a clean shaven nordic blonde angel birth a 350lb woman? u sure he is your dad?
>>35025192>I want [bare minimum healthy relationship]>this is somehow npc
>>35025324I would die of embarassment getting abused by a fat baldi's basic.
Is it true women fake break up with you just to see if you will fight for her
>>35025395Yeah, cause he gave me his testosterone he was probably injecting. He also weighed quite similar and got fat later in life as he aged before he died.
How do I find the circumference of my head with out a tape measure
>>35025379Sexism from men isn’t hateful, what are we supposed to just pretend you don’t suck at everything? Nobody ever hates the worse sex/race/whatever, people only hate the best one.
Women, how sexually attractive is it that I’m one of the top 3,000 Pokemon players in the world?
>>35025343Hypnosis just has bad optics due to MK Ultra and hentai
>>35025409why would you find the perimeter of your head
>>35025409Pi r square a hat with a ruler
>>35025408you took test? are you a troon
>>35025384I never cried myself to sleep over it nor do I do now. I mean I gave it some space to proerly grieve the lost time (sionce I'm not getting that back) and that was that.It also included the realization that the past may be lost, but the future is up to me.
>>35025413Do you use a Rapidash or Arcanine on your team?
>>35025076what movie did she watch?
>>35025426Bee Movie
>>35025427Do you like jazz?
GenderWhen was your last cry and why?
zoomie ladies please advise, there is a 24 year old cutie giving me far more attention than my 40 year old ass deserves. cant figure out if shes into me or im too old for her to consider a threat.
>>35025431MI almost cried during the Mewtwo vs Shadow Death BattleI actually cried because of some TikTok slop dog video compilation
>>35025431M5 days ago. Girl i liked since college married
>>35025397>Anyone else hate daydreaming because it means it will never happen for you?Sometimes yea
>>35025425Hisuian Arcanine, sometimes
>>35025369>Theres heaps of guys who just luck into a gf in their twenties and are left with firguring shit out in their late 20s or 30s, same boat basically.No one lucks into social relationships, the words and gestures that come out of your mouth, my mouth or the hypothetical girl's isn't a gacha pull. >Flat out lie.It's not, because the missing milestone isn't going to magic itself back in the past that's already been written. You'd need amnesia to forget it, but how that knowledge of missing out is handled is what can become beneficial for growth or further decline.>The way to catch up is just flirting with a bunch of women until you get a girp on the whole thingPeople do more than flirt. Though I'll presume you already know that.>Is that some kind of joke I'm not getting? Everyone is far too busy with their own things to give a rats ass about what you do and forgets any "social fuckup"I'm talking about reputation. Communities can be petty and cruel and the awkward fumbling unsocialized guy trying his luck gets his name passed around in closed circles eventually. Nothing severe happens like life threatening but reputation damage can snowball long term.>That presumes that someone starts as a total social crippleYeah we do everyone does. Babies don't just magically reinvent the English language all by themselves, it requires constant socializing right at the start. Going from family network, to friends then peers and so on gradually over development. If shit happens or none bothers to socialize a human, a void gets punched in and you pay for it later in adulthood.>10 years relationship won't know how to lay girlsYeah because if all someone did was play long game (relationship commitments) they're not gonna know how to become short game players (casuals hookups). Short game is done in teens. Adults in short game aren't the healthiest people to socialize with.
>>35025431MYesterday, I dreamed about my late grandpa. He was singing.
Downton Abbey >everyone is hot and sophisticatedThe Gilded Age >everyone is ugly and brownWhat did they mean by this?
>>35025432nag or a zoomie but rip off the bandaid and ask her out
>>3502543216 years is not a big gap. Do her, else you’re gay
>>35025437Idk what that means.
>>35025439I recognize you, you're the legitimate autists who thinks "reputation" matters outside of podunk shitholes ,is too mentally ill to grasp social interaction and is convinced that getting hitched ot the next best girl is the ultimate goal of everyone.No further debate needed.I'd advise you to get out ofwhatever incest village you live in and see the world, at least you can learn that not every place has a local fishwive council that keeps a ledger of every word everyone uttered. And of course "the long game" is the only game in those places, as any attractive and talented woman rapidly flees upon becoming legal, so the men are left to fight over and need to defend any of the leftovers they manage to snatch.
Fuck, now I'm gonna think about her all day.
>>35025369>I very briefly banged an 18 year old and rapidly got to appreciate that I don't have to deal with teenage retardation at my age.>I only lost my virginity in my 30sYikes
Is it normal that I've never had a committed relationship at 26 when I'm a woman? I've had some situationships but it was always assumed someone would (respectfully) leave early on, and that's what happened.Also, as I'm getting older, do people assume "boyfriend" means "committed relationship"? Like, have I ever even had a boyfriend?
>>35025453Yes, it's normal for women to get passed around until they get old.
>>35025453lol
>>35025453it's not normal. you're a lady you're supposed to be celibate till marriage and then marry a good man not sleep around like a 403
>>35025448>I recognize you>No further debate neededI'm not debating and I kept telling you I live in a population of about 800k but you keep plugging the incest village deflection. I'm not saying there's some conspiracy council, I'm saying if you don't have socialization skills and you move too quick without knowing which girl is a good prospect and which isn't, you can easily encounter a two faced drama queen who will treat any social fuck ups as gossip fodder for sport or amusement. All I'm saying is theres more finesse than just "just go flirt and find out". People forgive teens and dumb kids for stupid social fuck ups, we say 'ah well they're just young'. A grown adult man in his early to mid thirties pulling the same oopsies isn't given as much leniency.
>>35025457Lmfao ok. Gonna keep going to work then.
>>35025451bro don't do this to me
>>35025453>26>nobody wanted to be your boyfriendsis...
all posts by women here are about their bfs and guys about their virginities. what does this tell you?
>>35025466There is one boyfriend being passed around all the women
>>35025466Incels and women in relationships are the two groups of people most interested in discussing gender dynamics.
Why Black Snape bad, but Draco Malfoid good?
>>35025453>Like, have I ever even had a boyfriend?You should really be able to answer that for yourself. I think you should probably have firmer boundaries when it comes to dating than you do right now.
ill blow up the entire damn world in return for all my suffering. im not joking if im god i will reset the whole fucking thing.
What is the SCARIEST thing that has ever happened to you?
>>35025464I'm just ugly idk. I equally didn't want to be their girlfriend in some cases. I live in a world of uglies.
>>35025466The men and women who post here crave attention, but not enough to change their relationship status.
>>35025472shit myself
>>35025452Well, it wasn't a good idea and it made me feel like a loser if it soothes your moral outrage. Ultimately women only become worth it form their mid twenties and upwards. >>35025460Even a town of 800k is plenty enough to hit hte bars on saturday night and make a fool of yourself, most people will be too drunk to even remember your face and the rest won't care anyways.>you can easily encounter a two faced drama queen who will treat any social fuck ups as gossip fodder for sport or amusement.Don't engage with communities who tolerate such people then. Easy peasy>All I'm saying is theres more finesse than just "just go flirt and find out".Not really no. Unless you have the kind of very severe social problem where you act rapey or creepy , again, no one cares. And keep it within reason, you don't need to talk to hundreds or even thousands of women, even dozens means you're eitehr very socially stunted or terrible at self reflection.
>>35025472ego death on 700ug of LSD and realized I was God, alone.
>>35025470Hmm I think I'm good at that now. It's more like a linguistic question. My boundaries are good where they are I think. I'd rather not pretend to be committed unless it's obvious he loves me. In a way refusal to commit early is a boundary itself.
>>35025472Getting accosted by armed villagers in the DRCI actually have a machete scar from that lol
>>35025472Mi was walking outside once during night and there was a short man with a knife in his hand in distance. the streets were completely empty it was a snowy winter night. he was walking maybe 50ft ahead of me. he then took a turn and i never saw him after that
>>35025479NTAStory? How the hell did that happen?
Bf said he was roadtripping for a 1 day family reunion (very nice state and area this time of the year) and apparently the only pics he took were him driving on the highway. He randomly asked if I was mad at him and kept showering me with pet names the night before he drove back home.He cheated didnt he
>>35025446its a huge gap you liar. >>35025444it would be risky to ignore such digits
>>35025476>Unless you have the kind of very severe social problem where you act rapey or creepyThat's the problem, that's relative depending on the recipient and heavily influenced by modern day cultural sensibilities which change like the seasons. Right now we're in the if you approach a lone woman in a public setting you're a potential rapist season. It takes very little for an adult man to give off that impression unfortunately.
>>35025466It tells me that you're new here.
>>35025482Ask him.
>>35025482it wasnt random. you were mad at him.
>>35025472MNothing really worth mentioning, but if I had to choose it was that time I got to Barcelona at 3AM because of a huge delay in my flight and the friend who was supposed to have me as a guest fell asleep and wouldn't wake up so I was stranded right outside her apartment for about 1 hour
>>35025481I was on my way taking a potential customer to one of the mines there, there was som ekind of crisis going on and the usually peaceful villages along our route were riotous. So a stone throwing mob attacked our convoy and started smashing shit. One hit me with a machete before the guards fired warning shots and drove them off for long eough so we could continue. Not much to tell actually but scary as fuck
>>35025488I wasn't though
>>35025472F. Almost died while masturbating.
>>35025491yes you were. your "bf" didnt take you to meet his family.
>>35025472Precummed in a girl on her ovulation day.
>>35025492how
>>35025472Mi once passed out when i came while jerking off. it's like everything blacked out for a second and then i came back to life and my body started shaking. idk what it was but it was scary
>>35025495thats a myth pushed by cheating whores.
>>35025472MLike 4 years before the George Floyd incident happened I was getting heavily egged on to commit suicide by cop in Minneapolis. Fortunately I was too autistic to chimp out. I'm pretty sure it was the other white cop that's not Chauvin.
Do you think maybe she knows I miss her even though I only knew her for a month in college and we had sex one time or was it a nothingburgerit's not fucking fair how could it go so far and be literally nothing it's been 3 years aghhhhmaybe when all the souls reunite she will understand i actually liked her or maybe she already knows idk we haven't really spoken since like 2023 although i did interact with her a few days agoi am increasingly believing space and time do not actually exist i mean where is the proof bro where is the fucking proof?i ordered weed gummies and they are coming in the mail. i googled online how to buy lsd and dmt but it seems you just can't do it online. can't even buy shrooms here.life really does feel like a cosmic joke. but i will count it as a blessing that anything is experience-able at all because most things are resolved if you unironically view life as a gift. i mean it's crazy that an experience is able to happen at all but i think many people may disregard that
>>35025496Choking myself.
>>35025447They made a cooler and better version of the gen 1 monster. The one you know and love is now called Kantonian Arcanine and this new one is actually its predecessor from the ancient past, and is rock/fire type
>>35025502fucking squanchers
>>35025497btw if any anon knows what this was please let me know
Somebody get these BEGGARS out of here.
>>35025506What about the Joggers and the Students and the Lawyers and Doctors?
>>35025472M, got blackout drunk and wandered for 4 hours through the city, got picked up by a cop and I guess the drunk tank was full cause he took me home. I only vaguely remember the ride.It's scary to me cause I was SMASHED, I could have fallen off a bridge or gotten hit by a car
Abuse and begging is the iconic duo
I think I am in heat and about to go feral ape mode
>>35025472Hard to pick a winner but any of the times I've almost died.
>>35025499Idk man I was scared as fuck for three weeks
>>35025510Good girls beg for more loving abuse. <3
How can I close a bank account without looking stupid or them fuckin my butt? TD has a minimum account balance how can I get that back
>>35025492I'm surprised it wasn't the carjacking.
>>35025514people pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to get pregnant in a lab. aint nobody getting pregnant from precum
>>35025516Are you twelve? Walk into the bank and say you want to close it.
>>35025518I’ve heard plenty of stories where it happens, it just depends on the guy or the girl. I haven’t gotten my precum tested so how tf should I know
MoidsHow bad it is if a woman used to dyke out back in college?
>>35025521That's hot and you know it.
>>35025519They’re going to get mad at me
>>35025521I knew it before she did
>>35025523So you are twelve. Go get mommy to do it.
>>35025469>Why Black Snape bad, but Draco Malfoid good?Because it doesn't change Malfoy as a character, whereas changing the race of the man described as greasy and having a big nose, who gets hanged by his rich, white classmates, joins the magical KKK, and uses racial slurs adds an uncomfortable connotation to his character. >>35025472>What is the SCARIEST thing that has ever happened to you?Probably almost dying from tuberculosis.>>35025511>I think I am in heat and about to go feral ape modeI often wonder how weird society would be if humans had estrus cycles.>>35025516>how can I get that backYou get it back when you close your account. Most banks' minimum amount is the amount you need to keep deposited to not get charged a fee, it's not a safety deposit or down payment.
>>35025523>>35025516Go away.
>>35025521I'm not into leftists, but you can easily find many men into that shit
>>35025472>What is the SCARIEST thing that has ever happened to you?MWas 12 y/o and skipping school where I'd wander the busy parts of the city myself to eat at McDonalds or people watch. A public phone box was ringing and I decided to go and answer it and it was some older man asking 'who is this' and be could tell I was a kid and asked why wasn't I at school, I made up some lie and he said 'i got a job for you' and I felt weirded out so I hung up and walked off. Half a mile away some time later I walk past a completely different phone box and it rings and being the curious idiot I was I go and pick it up and it's the same guy and he instantly says 'its you again? Why did you hang up?' and I got so freaked I just ran to the bus station and went the fuck home because I didn't speak the second time and he knew it was me which made me think I was being watched
>>35025109You wanna get the CC Deville special?
Why are black people so fertile if they face the worst environmental standards in the country/world? Worse housing, worse air quality, worse food options, etc
>>35025528Absolute retard.
>>35025521I had a friend who cheated on her bf (my gymbro) with a girl, got an STD, found religion and is now married as of two weeks ago. Most anons would call her used goods and mock her husband, but I think she found genuine healing.
Gender Are you a precum baby? Do you know any precum babies?
>>35025532I'm just not a wokelover
What happened to that Nederlandish Gymbro
>>35025531Poor people have less access to contraception.
>>35025538Ok, absolute retard.
>>35025531Because birth rates correlate to poverty, education, and life expectancy. Poor, uneducated people with shorter lifespans and higher infant mortality rates have more kids. Look at South Asia.
>>35025542Ok, virgin yuricuck
>>35025524How?>>35025522Why? Moids usually says used goods when a woman has any sexual experien>>35025533I did a lot of stupid things back then but I didn't cheat
>>35025521idc, your ex gf cant give you penis and i give decent enough head
just found out most girls will suck your cock if you give them attention for a few weeks. it was that easy??
>>35025544Absolute mentally ill manchild.
>>35025469Malfoid is hot and goonable and Draco was basically a tsundere alreadyBlack Snape is bad because it makes Harry seem racist
>>35025547simps and orbiters don't usually get their dicks sucked, so I think you should reassess the claim
Women have only wanted me for sex. It's never for a relationship. I'm too dejected to respond to their advances anymore. I feel so bad
>>35025543That's a brainlet take, there is correlation but the reasons are more specific for example Africa has far more easily accessible natural resources because of late industrial adoption and the children mine them providing for themselves
>>35025076>Are we too horny, Westernbros?It depends on the movie.I fucking HATE it when they cram some heterosexual pairing into a story that doesn't need it, like a political thriller with world ending stakes and they take the time to make intense eye contact and remove their clothes to bump uglies.But the sex scenes in Butterfly Effect 3 were hot as fuck and some of the best scenes.
>>35025550>Draco was basically a tsundereThat's grossly misrepresenting or misunderstanding what tsundere is.
FoidsHow do you feel about male simps and orbiters? Do they rank low in your search for a man? And do you know when you're being orbited? If so do you deliberately indulge them or do you just hope they take the hint and go away eventually?
Either genderHow confrontational are you?
>>35025560Fuck you!
>>35025545>used goodsNo, lesbianism is a red flag because you're more likely to be mentally ill and have other weird fetishes
Why can't we get more straight girls with lesbian fashion.
moids would u find it weird if ur gf wanted to masturbate you?
>>35025562>more likely to be mentally ill and have other weird fetishesNtaI'm just seeing positives.
>>35025517That's a close second. But the inevitability of other people's violence harming me isn't as retrospectively terrifying as my own incompetence.
>>35025560MExtremely to the point it's a problem and it horse shoes into forcing myself to be overly non-confrontational but if someone keeps pushing I can blow up, which is why I keep most people at a distance.
>>35025564She can do it with her vagina.
If you want to win over a short man, you suck his dick and tell him its huge and make him feel big.If you want to win over a tall man, make him some delicious homemade food, like a chicken soup.
>>35025565>>35025533
I think a skinny, slightly malnourished look with relatively big tits is the most attractive form.
>>35025564ok
>>35025570I've only ever seen tall lanklets whine about dick size, I'm almost convinced taller men have smaller cocks on average
>>35025572Thats a tranny.
>>35025572what’s w men and liking girls who starve themselves
atogaare we rolling on RP-PvP ruleset? They just announced it for Forever
women why can he not escape the foid menace, even in his video gaymes!!
>>35025570>If you want to win over a tall man, make him some delicious homemade food, like a chicken soup.No, that's a very stupid statement, because I am the cook.
>>35025581
>>35025564No, I'd like that
>>35025547yes but also no>>35025552you need to know when to bail.
Wow, what a based guy
>>35025570I want to eat protein slop bowls and go to the gym with a tall moid.>>35025574No correlation in my experience.
>>35025582
>>35025585Yeah that's actually the true definition of a chad unironically.
>>35025564You mean give me hand-job? I don't know why she would want to, but it would probably be nice.
>>35025586>I want to eat protein slop bowls and go to the gym with a tall moid.ask me to do that with you next time you see me
I have the most izzat in this thread
>>35025558Tell me what makes Draco and Nagatoro different other than skin color and heterosexuality
women,You say you're a femcel.... but which class of femcel are you?
>>35025564It’s my firm belief that if a foid wants to truly understand a handjob she needs to give a reach around for maximum empathy
>>35025593I don't know what a Nagatoro is.
>>35025593NTAI don't give a fuck about Malfoid, but Nagatoro is absolutely not a tsundere.
>>35025590why wouldn’t a gf want to give her bf a handjobshe can use her other hand to touch him other places too :3
>>35025577it demonstrates the discipline needed to not be a cheating whore. not fool proof of course but every little bit helps
>>35025572Every day I am reminded that other people have shit taste
>>35025600What's in it for her?
Why are so much women so much better at making profiles?
>>35025601NTAUh anon...it's usually the hot chicks who are cheating whores.
I finally understand why women give zero advice to men and just say figure it out
>>35025559Orbiters are on the same tier of man as, like, 80 year old pervert amputees who try to grope you in bars. Verrrry low tier. Being obsessed over is dehumanizing.
Should I get an all clad steel pan for $100 or a cuisinart one for $20
Seeing the ribcage on a woman is hot, but I can't explain why.
>>35025604>Why are so much women so much better at making profiles?Give a woman a mountain of dog shit and 2 hours and she will have it fashioned into some fancy pile of dog shit. Women are the absolute experts at making things appear great on the surface
>>35025560FNot at all
>>35025596Im a cute white fakecel.
>>35025607Thank you. I hope an orbiter sees this and feels hurt, can't stand the fucks either.
>>35025604*so MANY womenFuck off with your twittershit, ESLtard.
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis>1. Date a 24 year old>2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore >3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week >4. Train for a marathon, ironman, and/or Hyrox >5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) >6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?)>7. Get divorced to feel something >8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism >9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands>10. Get very into video games
>>35025603i get to touch ur body and hear ur moans assuming i do a good job
Anon, you want a gf? Figure it out
>>35025616M millennial here's what I am guilty of>1, 8, 9.My marriage and kid as planned and I did give up drinking for good 8 years ago. I don't think picking up mid life hobbies are a crisis tho
>>35025612Plap
>>35025518you’re stupid
>>35025606Do tell.
>>35025604I think it speaks volumes that you can get matches on grindr without having any photos of yourself.lesbian dating apps could never
>>35025608All Clad is great and will last you forever. I got two from an estate sale and they are the nicest pieces of cookware I own
>>35025599Sadodere is just a subtype of tsundere>>35025598It’s better that way
>>35025623>Gays will fuck anything and have rampant HIV spreading sex non stop Fucking mystery
>>35025617>hear ur moans assuming i do a good jobYou're going to be disappointed when you get a boyfriend.
>>35025625There was nothing dere about Malfoy.
>>35025626Half of gay men have had over 500 sexual partners.
>>35025627why
>>35025378I got $250 of it back already. I'm fighting with Uber to get the last 50.
>>35025620Plapanon is rape culture btw!
>>35025632Typically men don't moan. And if we do it's going to be forced and cringe.
>>35025370Just report it to your credit card company. They’re usually pretty good about removing the charge.
>>35025615Sorry for phone postingGo get canadian healthcare you miserable fuck
>>35025636:/ what noises do u guys make them
>>35025631But they just wanna be like you and marry the person(s) they love!
>>35025640Nta grunts and swears
>>35025640Nta, usually just the noises of physical exertion.
is 24 the new age gap relationship cutoff or something? It's come up like 2 or 3 times this thread
>>35025640like the G in Lasagna
>>35025637The CC company said I had to take it up with Uber. They weren't very helpful.
>>35025642It is so degenerate how they treat sex. A buddy of mine would do hookups, and he told me about the times the set up is the door is unlocked, come in without knocking or saying anything, guy is bent over, and you just fuck and leave without saying anything or making eye contact.
>>35025643on second thought that might be hottter than moans
>>35025640...plap
Fellas, why do you stalk her socials daily when she doesn’t give a fuck about you and is already married?That type of extra baggage of not moving on is why all your relationships after her failed. Women know when you’re still hung up over someone.
>>35025640Don't listen to these guys. Anyone who doesn't moan just isn't having good enough sex.
>>35025640From a handjob? No noises. Even if it feels good.
i got a 67.5 on my exam :[moids would u still love a girl even if she’s dumb?
>>35025658Which subject?
>>35025658What was the subject?
>>35025658>t.
>>35025650If the pussy is really good we sometimes growl involuntarily, you fucking freak
>>35025659>>35025660calc 2 integrate by parts>>35025661im not that dumb..
>>35025658Yeah, being good at tests isn’t even that good of an indicator of intelligence
>>35025665>calc 2 integrate by partsYikes
>>35025666>tfw when no book smart bimbo to love
>>35025669yikes as in im dumb for doing so bad cuz its an easy subject or yikes as in it’s understandable i did bad cuz its a hard subject?
>>35025521What exactly did you do? We're talking a couple of lesbian hookups or a same sex relationship?
Please, I'd appreciate advice from someone who isn't projecting. Women, your input would be appreciated.>>35025166
>>35025658That's a passing grade, isn't it?
>>35025671I slept through most of calc 2 and still did better than that.
>>35025671Ma 67% was a B in my Calc 2, but I had one of those Russian math professors who would belittle us and tell us his 12-year-old son understood Calculus better than we did
>>35025654>>35025658>>35025521What's up with these lame questions? Are foids this bored before waiting to fuck Chads on the weekend?
>>35025674>but i don’t want her to feel ignored.First off, you should have already told your fiance about it. Secondly, during polite conversation you casually bring up your upcoming wedding.
>>35025675sure but it tanked my overall course grade>>35025677what kind of school did u go to that they allowed so much grace w grades? >>35025676gee thanks
>>35025677>a 67% was a B in my Calc 2What school for retards did you go to? An 85-94 was a B for calc 2 in high school.
>>35025624Yea but I wish I could get an estate sale price rather than the discount store price
>>35025658I'm glad dumbos like you exist to make us smarties look better and qualify for free money. Your place in the natural order of higher education is appreciated.
>>35025673A relationship. I was young and stupid and she was 12 years older than me and basically used me
>>35025681Nobody cares about course grades as long as you pass.
is it just me or is /pol/ more asian foid racebaity than usual since the website came back up?
>>35025686my gpa cares >>35025684this didnt even hurt my feelings cause i think u just typed this out to troll/ rage bait me, u stink of inauthenticity
>>35025681You're a mechanical engineering student, right?
>>35025690>engineering studentIf she failed calc 2 there’s no way she’s passing differential equations.
>>35025688I said it to troll you, but that doesn't make it less true. I work at a college, and the students who don't take classes seriously really do elevate how the professors feel about the students that try. Unless you have extenuating circumstances. Everyone is pretty understanding of single parents struggling to find time to study, family deaths screwing up a whole semester, etc.
>>35025688What were you planning on needing your gpa for?
>>35025685>A relationship. I was young and stupid and she was 12 years older than me and basically used meAn LGBT psycho groomed a younger person into sex? Say it ain't so.
How do you deal with waiting for something horrible and stressful to happen to you? It’s be easier if I could just get it over with now. The waiting is the worst part.
>>35025690that’s the plan but i think i might be too dumb to be fair i dont study properly so maybe if i fix that there is hope for me >>35025693to get a job and to not feel like a dumb frog
my weed gummies came in the mailjust took one.gonna quit my 6 cups of coffee a day habit. black coffee of course, but still. caffeine is so disgusting when you are addicted to it."bro that's so smart replace a drug with a drug"desu considering i havent had a weed edible in literal years im hoping it will make me realize caffeine simply isnt worth it so it's not that crazy to me.
I wanna share a burger with a foid
>>35025698>to get a jobLike I said, nobody cares about course grades as long as you pass and graduate.
>>35025649>It is so degenerate how they treat sex. A buddy of mine would do hookups, and he told me about the times the set up is the door is unlocked, come in without knocking or saying anything, guy is bent over, and you just fuck and leave without saying anything or making eye contact.And remember, we should absolutely give orphaned or abandoned babies to these lovely queers who re-enact anal rape as part of their diet. Nothing could possibly go wrong!
>>35025702if jobs have two candidates w the same degree, they’ll then look into how well they did to decide who they’ll hire, that’ll be my gpa
Oh god the iphone spammer is here. I hope all your children grow up to become gay and Jewish.
>>35025700I made my bf a couple burgers recently and he said they were the best burgers he ever had. Then I tried a bite and they were dry as fuck. I know I didn't do a good job but he still coddled me. I didn't say anything and accepted the praise, but now seeing burgers sort of pisses me off.
W*men.
>>35025700Saar
>>35025700Looks good
>>35025707that’s kinda cute tho
>>35025705Nah. They'll hire whichever one the like the vibes of more.
>>35025708A perfect response to >>35025707
>>35025700>tfw she takes three bites and says, "I'm full, you can finish this"Missing that feel>>35025710That's not even improper english
>>35025712>that’s kinda cute tho
>>35025712No. I want real feedback so I can feel proud when I do a good job. Idc if he's cute as fuck when he eats my food, I want him to be honest with me.
>>35025616I bet women make a lot of dicks at pottery class
>>35025715>Missing that feelOf her wasting your money?
the first day after a breakup never hurts for me, but like a week later i'm always a complete mess
>>35025705Nta but he's half right. GPA is one of the last things companies care about. But *internships* are a different story, since interns don't usually have much work history. You're right to care about GPA, particularly as an underclassman.
>>35025713that’s not true that only happens in movies
>>35025658Dumb bimbos still get college diplomas at an alarming rate. Higher education is made for women.
>>35025707Your burgers are terrific, nobody makes better burgers than you
>>35025719Pretending to jerk of a dick that's getting progressively longer until it falls over is literally the first thing they teach you in pottery class.
>>35025723Nobody out in the real world cares about your GPA.
>>35025720Actually she was older than me and would pay for everything since I was "just a poor college student" as she'd put it.
>>35025698>>35025705but y do u type lyk u r retarded?
>>35025716I love this meme, it's basically all /atoga/ men
>>35025717>I want him to be honest with me.You think you do but you don’t. Your type will find any reason to be upset with him.>waaah he made me feel good and praised me. Why couldn’t he just be honest>waaaah he was honest with me. Why couldn’t he just make me feel good and praise me?
>>35025726Now I KNOW that's a lie. There are two burger places within ten minutes that I objectively cannot beat.
>>35025719now what would make you say that?
>>35025717You don't get it. Look up the "gift effect". Food tends to taste better if it's prepared by someone you care about it's a psychological phenomena that's well known in culinary circles. There's chefs that spend their lives trying to recreate their dead mom or dads recipe and never being able even if they use all the same ingredients and steps. It's because how the food is received has a big effect on how the person will perceive the quality of the taste. To you it's just a dry mediocre burger, to your BF it's probably one of the first times a girl ever cooked for him and it made the experience of the taste rather than the taste itself much more satisfying. He meant what he said
>>35025732I never complain about constructive criticism from a bf. He already helped me improve how I make rice, since I wasn't familiar with the kind he likes.
>>35025731Only the Canadian cuckworm. That's how he got his name.
>>35025730>why don’t u format ur 4chan posts like a college essay apa format >>35025722gosh don’t remind me of internships, i don’t even want to think abt having to go thru the humiliation ritual of those things
>>35025739Okay, that I can accept. It might've been the best experience he's ever had while eating a burger, but it wasn't necessarily the most skillfully/competently prepared burger he has ever had. That's the only way it makes sense.
>>35025742>>why don’t u format ur 4chan posts like a college essay apa formatNobody said that, retarded foid.
Uuuu! The magic dragon has come here to tell you to brush your teeeeeth!!! Everyone who gets digits will be blessed with great oral health in 2027
>>35025743Well to him it probably doesn't matter, it's not about the taste it's about the comfort of the context surrounding the burger aka (you). You should be happy it means he's into you
>>35025743>when autism meets a relationship
>>35025744u were hyperbolic saying i type like a retard just cuz i shorten words and don’t capitalize, so i hyperbolicized u toodoesn’t feel good does it
>>35025695It was good at the beginning. I had a part time job at a liquor store and there was a currency exchange office next to it and she was the owner of that office so that's how we met and started talking and texting and shit. She made me feel special, took me out to dinners, bought me lots of stuff and so on. Sex wasn't even the most important. She even promised she will divorce her husband. Fast forward 7 months and she was accusing me of seducing her, leeching off of her, wanting to destroy her family and that I was ridiculous.
>>35025742Internships are easily the most impactful part of your education.
>>35025746will he bite me if i don’t listen to him (“0_0)
>>35025750Yeah that's what married women do when they get found out it are close to divorce, their affair partners are the scapegoat and she is the victim.
>>35025616I am guilty of uh...9, maybe 1 if I manage to land this 20 year old chick
>>35025751those are literally just personality and social connection hiring jobs, a skill i lack terribly
>>35025749>ayo u wuz fr sayin dat i cannot type iz uu frr?? i iz very smurtz yoo i go 2 da uni yu no??>guise wud u dat a grilz wo cant put 1+1 togetha???
>>35025747I like it then, sure.>>35025748I wish you guys would either definitively prove I'm autistic or stop calling me that.
>>35025738Is that clanker slop?
>>350256161 and 3
>>35025757:< im going to ignore u now since ur being an actual bully
>>35025759no this is an old ass webm
>>35025752Maybe. It's a mysterious dragon but if you don't like him you'll probably like the buzz buzz bee
>>35025758It makes no sense to you why your boyfriend enjoyed the burgers you made him because he didn’t make an unemotional critique of your cooking. Yeah non-autistic people are definitely like this…
>>35025616kinda did 1 this year10 because WoW Forever is coming out
>>35025756...you think an engineering internship has no technical aspect to it?
>>35025758Nta but dont shit yourself you're not autistic lol. Y'know how it is here, if you display one moment of not being cognisant of a social pattern everyone screams autism because people are expected to have knowledge of experienced they've never experienced in advance or something.
>>35025765They were particularly BAD burgers, that was my issue with it. If I had made average burgers the way I usually do, I would've just assumed he was embellishing a little and genuinely liked them. But these burgers blew dick compared to how I usually make them, and he still said they were the best. That was what bugged me. That's all.
>>35025560>How confrontational are you?I'm direct to a fault, but not very confrontational. If I don't like someone or something, I just don't involve myself with it.>>35025562>have other weird fetishesStraight women are far, far more degenerate than lesbians.>>35025563>Why can't we get more straight girls with lesbian fashion.I'm usually complaining about the opposite. Not enough femme lesbians. >>35025585That's what it's all about.>>35025700Chris K here with the big arch. I love this product. That video is the number one reason I will never fw rich people. Inhuman motherfuckers.
>>35025767no i mean the entry way to getting any internship at all is social connectionsschools don’t provide them for u i think
>>35025770>Straight women are far, far more degenerate than lesbians.How the fuck would you know? Your only experience is fucking with rug munchers
>>35025769You are upset that your bf enjoyed the burgers you made him. Chill out autismo.
>>35025772You think I've just never met a straight woman?
Women, what's the shortest you would date?
>>35025770In what ways are straight women more degenerate than queer women?Nearly every habit or degenerate trait that a straight woman has, a lesbian does as well in some regard.
>>35025773I wish I could convey my anger towards you in a way that you'd understand. But I'll settle for writing mean things out here, doing the captcha, but then deleting the mean things before pressing post.
>>35025772She's right, bruv. Just look at romantacy
>>35025775Well, I need a human sized penis, so no fairy men under a foot tall.
>>350257755'3", I guess.
>>35025774And a straight woman told you all of her super dirty degenerate secrets to you?
>>35025778Definitely not autism…
>>350257756’3
>>35025784
>>350257755’4 or 5’3 but he still has to be white
>>35025770>I will never fw rich people.I thought you masturbated pretty frequently?
PLEASE GOD IM SOS SORRRY IM SORRY FUCK MY LIFE
>>35025783Nta, chicks are kinda weird with the level of detail they talk about sex with each other.
>>35025775Don't think I really have a limit, as long as he has a skinny, narrow body and a cute face.
>>35025787>autistic rage engaged
>>35025771Schools don't provide them directly, no, but your career services dept will likely have ways to help you. But the "you need connections" part is largely untrue.
did u guys know if u walk close enough to a guy u can get a whiff of his moid smell
>>35025799That’s poop from Their butt
>>35025796I missed being baited like this. Thanks for the bit of a rush.
>>35025794Hey that's me!
>>35025801even tho men don’t know how to wipe w water, they still don’t smell like poop
>>35025799That's why the girls laugh at me and fake gag when I pass them.
>>35025792>chicks are kinda weird with the level of detail they talk about sex with each other.Then that makes them hypocrites in it? All that shit they talk about is men and accusing us of locker room talk when in actuality we don't talk about that shit with each other in real life group settings because that's gay. Women really do project shit huh
>>35025770>I will never fw rich people. Inhuman motherfuckers.According to your ENTJ tier stories, you and your wife are among them.
>>35025786Only honest answer.
>>35025807Chicks live in a mental realm of “well that’s different”. Post yfw you realized that your girl’s mom probably knows the size of your dick.
>>35025750>>35025685>everybody ignores the fact that femanon was just casually homewrecking
>>35025814So, another one?
>>35025775Around 140 cm, any shorter and I'd probably feel like a pedo. My bestie is 150 cm and she doesn't look short to me even though she can't shut up about how big and tall I look at 175. I worry that a shorter man might see me the same way and he'd either think that I'm ugly and masculine or date me as a kink thing. But maybe I am objectifying short men too.
>>35025814>just like CB or Whorra's wifeWe are a bit desensitized to women being pieces of shit around here.
>>35025813>Post yfw you realized that your girl’s mom probably knows the size of your dick.Nah they'd not go that far. I swear to God that better not be true
>>35025820Foids, come here right now and answer this. Is this true?>>35025820
>>35025820I know that after talking with her mom and best friend mine brought lube the next time.
Genders, Fuck, Marry, Kill, 3 people of your choice from this board. Whom are you choosing?
>>35025824Me myself and I
>>35025824Fuck off don't give namefags anymore attention
god damn these gummies are strong. this is stronger than "real weed" like i may not even do the others
>>35025824No one
>>35025814>casuallyI was serious about her
>>35025830…while treating her marriage casually.
>>35025831But it was she who initiated it
>>35025814If the femanons was young and dumb I think it's more forgivable. I only hate homewreckers if they're at an age where they should know better. The primary cause of the wrecked home is the cheating spouse themselves
>>35025832The choice to help her cheat was still yours
>>35025832The inability of women to take personal responsibility never ceases to amaze me.
>T. hot fit guy There’s a girl at the gym who I always notice looking at me. Sometimes she’ll be smiling and just hold eye contact even if she’s doing something. I dunno. I think she was trying to drop a hint and I didn’t approach her. But I still see her at the gym. Should I just go introduce myself?
>>35025775Ideally not shorter than 5'6 so he can be the same height as me when he's in shoes and I'm barefoot but I'd be okay with 5'4 if he's hot.
>>35025838No. Never ever approach a girl when you think she might like you.
>>35025300
>>35025842I can visualize myself grasping one of the paths in the future
>>35025821Not for me but I know more about my mom's sex life than I care to so, I dunno. The only person I think you need to discuss sex with is the person you're having it with but I have had a friend show me a pic of her boyfriends dick without my consent lol. It was purple.
dude what the fuck i didnt know 1 gummy could get u this high. should i just go outside and walk? seriously did they get some new plant tech? these are the strongest gummies ive ever had.
>>35025845>without my consentI think you meant to say without his consent…
>>35025851He's a man he doesn't have feelings who cares
>>35025851Both anon I did not ask to see a dick nor want to see a dick she just put it in my face
We've already discussed practice gfs multiple times, but what about practice friends?
dude am i crazy to just wanna walk away from it all? it's probably fucked up to just leave a loving family behind though isn't it?
>>35025854Same shit. If the autistic retard thinks anyone can be used for 'practice' it means they're still socially retarded cripples who aren't gonna make it
>>35025853>man has naked pictures of himself spread against his will>woman most affected
>>35025834Yeah a 22 years old idiot manipulated by a grown ass woman has a """choice""">>35025835Responsibility for what? For being seduced?
>>35025858Nta but if a guy showed me a pic of his naked gf unsolicited without my ""consent"" or whatever I'd be weirded out because I'd think he is gay or a cuck. I also wouldn't care about the feelings of his GF because why the fuck would I care about someone I don't know
>>35025571Yep. Just positives.It's the normal, perfectly average women that bother me. They're usually not any less fucked up, they just think they're normal and share that delusion with others as they embrace mundane banal life until the shit hits the fan.
can some tell me something to help me feel better. to ease my mind. i can’t do this anymore
>>35025861>Responsibility for what? For being seduced?For being a homewrecker
>>35025854I don't "get" the whole practice thing. If you don't actually care about them or want to be with them what exactly are you practicing that would be useful with someone you do like? The closest thing I can think of that is real is being friends out of convenience because you work together or whatever but when you quit you never talk to them again.
>>35025866Okay call the homewrecker police on me
We are all one consciousness
>>35025861>22 years oldYou weren't even a teenager?
>>35025864Tomorrow is another day, and as hard as it is to believe sometimes, it could be better than today.
>>35025076Why do women wear clothes with visible nipples?And why does society consider it SFW?
>>35025868>homewrecker policeThis should unironically exist.
>>35025861>22 years oldSo... a grown adult.
>>35025869Then guess what card I'm thinking of.
>>35025873but you cant actually see the nipples
Oh I get it now. We're all one consciousness, individuals. Lol.
>>35025877Don’t be so hard on her. Their brains don’t finish developing until they’re 97.
>>35025872i have guaranteed suffering for the next two weeks. i dont deserve to enjoy anything in the meantime
>>35025873I don't see why I should have to wear bras with padding every day. They're covered.
Choosing to watch Gundam while high was a choice
>>35025867Well okay, I'm an embarassingly awkward person and I approached this aquaintance of mine with the intent of practicing talking to other people (especially of the opposite sex) and things have gone well, way beyond my expectations since I'm an hyperautist, we text each other almost daily and are legit friends maybe not the bestest of bests but who cares.
>>35025873I see male nipples all the time
>Open a reddit thread on any subreddit>At least 10% of all the avatars have some sort of sexual deviancy balloon-flag in their avatar
>>35025884>i dont deserve to enjoy anything in the meantimeSubjective opinion biased by your own negative feelings. No actual reason to listen to it.
>>35025870>>35025877I was lonely and poor and depressed
>>35025818CB completely owned her homewrecking actions though. I can respect that more than making excuses. AndI don't know the other one.
>>35025873because only brown people revile the human body
>>35025873nag, foids know what they're doing, they know it gets attention, they like doing it, they like the attention
>>35025889>Leftist website lets you put leftist shit in your avatarDo you have any other brilliant observations you'd like to share with the class?
>>35025891Utterly incapable of personal accountability.
>>35025887So it's a real friend that you practice social interaction on? That's just a friend lol.
>>35025870>>35025877Nta but it's not about the age it's about experience. First off your average 22 year old today in this generation has the life experience and emotional acumen of a 14 year old because people are more socially retarded now especially gen Z. Second off, homewreckers who have never been married themselves and are otherwise needy socially maladjusted or introverted have no clue what they're even wrecking. It would be worse if the homewrecker knows exactly what they're wrecking. Young college aged pieces on the side know sweet nothing about life or marriage or kids, that's partially why cheating spouses target them to begin with because theyre the most likely to say yes
>>35025873Some women are completely clueless. In summer you see plenty of not-so-opaque white shirts and no bras underneath the boob and nipple clearly visible. Same with pants, women wearing white pants have to realize people can see through and see their buttcheeks and panties
>>35025889Especially in the female subreddits.
>>35025891NtaI found a single guy to mooch off of in an adopt a neet thread when I was lonely, poor, and depressed I didn't date someone who was married.
>>35025898As if even middle schoolers don’t know that moving in on someone else’s gf or bf is vile.
>>35025885you could at least put boob tape over them, for sake of appearances
>>35025903fucking woman.
A whore is better anyway even if we men don't admit it. You want someone with a little bit of experience so you don't have a boring relationship. None of us want to admit this though. Heck I fucked some random chick I didn't even like and then had sex with a chick I DID like. Like yeah it's better to have sex with someone you truly love but I think that's a pretty high bar for your first few times.
My (future) bank bf was not there today.On the other hand his coworker who's usually monotonous af was smiling and sounded amused after checking my account, so now I have to assume there's a note under my name that they all giggle at. I hope they labeled me as his wife. And tease him and urge him to call me.
>>35025904Yeah but girls like that anon genuinely have naive assumptions, like assuming the marriage is dead anyway or genuinely believing the cheating spouse when they promise them that they are leaving their marriage etc. it never occurs to them that someone who lies to their spouse also lies to their affair partners lol
>>35025890thats not how it works
>>35025899NtaSunlight is a bitch. Stuff that looks fine in artificial lighting in the bathroom is not fine in actual daylight. My problem is why manufacture the clothes to be see through in the first place? A company making white pants knows no one is wearing a second pair of pants under their pants just to make sure you can't see through them.
>>35025907>You want someone with a little bit of experience so you don't have a boring relationshipSo she can judge me and be condescending? Meh.
>>35025861>Yeah a 22 years old idiot manipulated by a grown ass woman has a """choice"""Being manipulated into a bad decision is still making a bad decision. Own your shit, forgive yourself, and do better. Pretending that your decisions were out of your control is trading away your agency in order to avoid accountability. You made a choice. It was a mistake. Own it.
>>35025909>it never occurs to themBull fucking shit. At best it is active self-delusion. Anything at all to absolve themselves of personal accountability.
>>35025869We are all part of one consciousness*
>>35025905Why would I use boob tape if I'm already wearing a sports bra?Not important to the conversation but that shit doesn't work on me anyway. My boobs are a fluid. Anyway the thing you're looking for is nipple pasties. I'm not going to put adhesive on sensitive skin unless it's for a special occasion.
>>35025913>forgive yourselfFuck that. Skipping entirely over the much needed self-hatred and self-reflection leaves them the exact same entitled, unaccountable cunt as before.
>>35025906He mostly just bought me food and fucked me very aggressively I think it worked out for everybody for the first few months at least.
>>3502587699% of female creatures would get arrested.
>>35025775>Women, what's the shortest you would date?A few hours, probably. Otherwise it's not a real date.>>35025776>In what ways are straight women more degenerate than queer women?They have sex with men.>>35025789>I thought you masturbated pretty frequently?Ay, I see you, anon.>>35025810>you and your wife are among them.No, really rich/corporate people are on another level of weird. Like I know I'm autistic and don't have room to talk, but these people are genuinely soulless. It's incredibly unnerving, because they'll look you in the eye and you can just see they're completely hollow, like an automaton. Real American Psycho shit.>>35025827>these gummies are strongTHC is metabolized into 11-hydroxy-THC when eaten, making it more potent and last longer than when smoked.>>35025848Just chill. I don't like going out on edibles, because the altered perception makes me more prone to panic attacks and sensory overload. >>35025873>Why do women wear clothes with visible nipples?I'm more confused why some women in entertainment will eagerly expose their nipples through sheer material but won't go full tits out.
>>35025927>They have sex with men.thats normal tho
>>35025922Wanting others to feel shame is just wrapping your own guilt and hang-ups around a subjective ideal of justice and insist random strangers adhere to it. Shame is pretty useless when you get down to it.
When I get in the shower do I cry or rub one out, today?
>>35025928>thats normal thoIt's not lol, male sexuality is inherently depraved because it's always about degrading and humiliating and dominating the woman
>>35025930are you a loser?
>>35025930Why not both?
>>35025929Yeah, it’s much better for people to be entirely shameless no matter what they do.
>>35025933>all piv is rape coded
Just how important/devastating is an age gap, really?Say, 24 and 33 for example.
>>35025913>>35025922Forgive, but don't forget.There is a golden mean between extreme shamelessness and extreme shamefulness.
>>35025915>Bull fucking shitCheating spouses never tell their affair partners "yeah I'm never leaving and I just want to use you as a fun distraction and that's all. You mean nothing to me."They often always tell the affair partners some BS story about how mean and evil their spouse is and why they are gonna divorce and how special the affair partner is, when it's all a hoax to get sex outside marriage.
>>35025937It is, yeah
>>35025936Unironically yes.There's no benefit to shame. Feeling guilt and responsibility have value. Lugging around shame is pointless.Why? How does feeling shame improve your life?
>>35025938>devastatingWhat?
>>35025933need i say more theres nothing wrong w being les but dont be a cunt and try to act superior
>>35025943Have you seen how some zoomers treat age gaps?Some people unironically believe a 25 year old man is a pedo for dating a 20 year old
>>35025942Shame is a byproduct of empathy, you know one of the most fundamental tenets of social mammals. What you are encouraging is literal psychopathy.
>>35025933>male sexuality is inherently depraved because it's always about degrading and humiliating and dominating the womanI've yet to meet a woman that did NOT want this to a some point.
>>35025940>Cheating spouses never tell their affair partners "yeah I'm never leaving and I just want to use you as a fun distraction and that's all. You mean nothing to me."NtaNot never but rarely, yeah.
>>35025947I don’t care what idiots think.
>>35025952Idiots are the majority and the majority creates the public view of it.
>>35025948NTADunno, a lot of shame can come from self perceived flaws and behavior, having nothing to do with what others actually see, do or think.
>>35025939>There is a golden mean between extreme shamelessness and extreme shamefulness.There's no benefit to feeling shame if you actually learn from your missteps and own your mistakes.
>>35025954The majority of zoomers aren’t getting laid either. I don’t care what they think.
>>35025958Shame is the mechanism by which you learn from your actions.
>>35025958>learn from your missteps and own your mistakes.I believe it's a necessary emotion to truly learn and to keep you from repeating them.
>>35025948>Shame is a byproduct of empathyYou can have empathy without having shame. I don't understand why people cling so desperately to their shame. How is it benefitting you?Have you never encountered anyone horribly gripped by irrational shame? Like poor anons who feel ashamed to be born whatever way they were born through no fault of their own. Why cling to shame?Accountability, I understand. It's separate from shame.
>>35025933But I want the exact opposite?
>>35025965MKG...
>>35025933>male sexuality is inherently depraved because it's always about degrading and humiliating and dominating the womanYou're completely and utterly wrong about why male sexuality is inherently depraved.
>>35025968No, I'm completely and utterly right about why male sexuality is inherently depraved.
Woman are such a meme.I can't believe biology really gave men an inferior version of themselves to fuck
>>35025961NtaYou're mistaking shame for guilt. They're similar but different in outcome.Guilt = You feel bad for what you did because of how it impacted someone else. You feel regret and remorse, and those assist in making sure you don't repeat the mistake Shame = A mental pity party where you demonize yourself and paint yourself as useless or evil or disgusting for your actions, almost never has any feelings of true remorse or regret or any consideration for the person you wronged, only ego injury about how you ruined your idealized self image. Shame is only good at preventing people from fucking up using fear as the deterrent. But it's useless in correcting behaviour. It actually makes people more likely to repeat the mistake because people wrestling with shame try to normalize it away by recreating the fuck up over and over
>>35025938It begs the question of "Why?"That's not particularly creepy though. I'd argue against it being creepy but it is not objectively not creepy. If you understand me. Like, 19 and 28 is the same size gap but definitively creepy.
>>35025961>Shame is the mechanism by which you learn from your actions.One of many possible mechanisms.
>>35025973>19 and 28 creepyHow
>>35025933What about submissive and/or masochistic men? Hell, what about gays, whose sexuality doesn't include women at all?>>35025938Not important at all. At least, it shouldn't be.>>35025949Eh, neither women nor men are monoliths. Sadistic, dominant women do exist, rare as they may be. (For instance, I personally prefer fantasies where I am the assertive partner.) But I agree that many women are hypocritical in this regard, in that what they reprimand men for often isn't too different from what they idealise and crave.
>>35025965Humans are cooperative social species. Historically speaking, being cast out or rejected by your tribe or community meant severe danger or death.Shame evolved to signal when your behavior threatens your acceptance. It acts kinda like a moral compass or behavioral check, guiding you to follow shared cultural/ethical/legal rules without needing constant external policing.
>>35025973>Why?I spent almost a decade taking care of bedridden family and issues related to that, so I'm still halfway into college.She's about to end her career, we happened to meet in something college related, but I do look young/good if I say so myself and often get compliments.I think she knows by now, and she's definitely very interested, but I'm worried of she'll get the ick when I tell her how old I am.
Male sexuality is depraved and that's why women love it. Women tolerate absolute anything sexually so long as it's with "him". (The man she is trying to tie down into a relationship). She will take it up the ass, suck dick, get pissed on or whatever if she feels that it increases her odds that he will like her more. And women aren't little innocent puppies a lot of them deliberately pry and pull info about their man's kinks like a dentist digging out teeth, they demand to know what it is so she can then use it to emotionally sway him to influence his decision making.
All cells are multicellular even single-cellular, 01, Binary. Life is dual by nature. Dual in one.
>>35025972Guilt is about what you did ("I made a mistake"). It tells you that a specific action was wrong and pushes you to apologize or make amends.Shame is about who you are ("I am a bad person"). It focuses on a more global, often painful evaluation of your core self or worth.Both processes are quite necessary.
>>35025985Nah, this is our future.
>>35025964>I believe it's a necessary emotion to truly learn and to keep you from repeating them.That fits. Unfortunately, this is a baseless and false belief that many people seem to adhere to with religious fervor.It's like they were taught through shame so they can't imagine anyone learning without feeling shame. It's genuinely sad.I'm not kidding, baiting, or exaggerating here.
how come ppl here are either into/dont mind kinky weird stuff an fetishes or they are outright against it all and act like its the worst thing everdo ppl inbetween not exist
>>35025934No just need to expulse some emotions>>35025935I can't be turned on and sad at the same time, I have to deaden one or the other
>>35025986Yeah and that's why shame is mostly bad strategy. Because trusting a shameful person to make that evaluation critically and accurately is like trusting Lindsay Clancy with a 2 year old. They just victimize themselves or demonize themselves and they just go into a self consuming spiral.
>>35025988>learning without feeling shame.Pure cognitive empathy. Sounds tempting, but I don't wanna be a psychopath.
>>35025991Gen Z and young millennials really seem incapable of not engaging in black and white thinking.
>>35025991There are a lot of damaged people here who either have arrested development or were straight up abused, and they have nowhere else to go to vent.
>>35025983Stop worrying about her icks. Own it like it doesn’t bother either of you at all.
>>35025970Not all men like what you're describing.The reason goes beyond specific bdsm preferences loosely applied across a wide area with a broad paintbrush.
>>35025993>I can't be turned on and sad at the same time, I have to deaden one or the otherSkill issue. Believe that your own desire is shameful and that you'll never experience what you fantasize about.
>>35025996You don't have to be a psychopath to be immune to shame or have high cognitive empathy, that's all I have too, zero affective empathy and can't feel a thing emotionally but cognitively I can understand extremely well how someone is feeling based on context clues alone. It's not psychopathy it's just understanding causality to such a degree that it's pointless to feel shame. Shame doesn't undo mistakes and it doesn't confirm the wronged, it's a perfectly useless emotion
Do people really think piracy is unsafe? Your data is already compromised the second you create an account through official services anyway but the internet will tell you otherwise.
>>35025993>hasn’t used your own tears as lubeGet gud
tfw can’t nap cuz bedding is washingthis is torture
>>35025995Guilt, working on "case-by-case" basis, without shame forming the broader interconnected picture is quite bad strategy as well.
>>35025972>Shame = A mental pity party where you demonize yourself and paint yourself as useless or evil or disgusting for your actions, almost never has any feelings of true remorse or regret or any consideration for the person you wronged, only ego injury about how you ruined your idealized self image.It sounds right but I'm not an authority.>>35025986>Both processes are quite necessary.I don't see why. I believe a relevant phrase is "Hate the sin, not the sinner." >>35025995>trusting a shameful person to make that evaluationFair point. It's like how people break up with others because they feel they're worthless yet the only thing they value about themselves is their 100% accurate perception of themselves as worthless. It's pure delusion.
State genderYou find out that one wall of your house is longer on the outside than in the inside. What do you do?
>>35026013Nah just guilt is fine. The guilty actually care about correction. The shamed only care about how they look. You can never trust the shameful person to correct a thing, you can even bet they'll wrong you again. Because eventually they develop that pity party thing where they excuse themselves of accountability internally and self sabotage
>>35026018backrooms exploring time :D
>>35025996>Pure cognitive empathy. Sounds tempting, but I don't wanna be a psychopath.What? It's literally not that. It's like you're telling me you want to buy a car but can't because you don't want to buy a convertible. You literally don't need to do that.
>>35026007How spoiled are you that you never slept on a mattress?
>>35026013There's a difference between guilt and presentation of guilt.
>>35026023its less abt the sheets and more abt the blanket i dnt want to sleep cold
>>35026016>yet the only thing they value about themselves is their 100% accurate perception of themselves as worthless. It's pure delusion.Yes and it counts for narcissism. Not the evil NPD pop psych shit but just common narcissism, because just like Narcissus of Greek myth the shameful person only looks at their own reflection in the mirror of their mind's eye, non stop, everyday all day to the point that their self hatred matters more to them than even friends, family, loved ones. It's 'me me me me me' except with a melancholic twist. Unfortunately people like that have most of the western culture by the balls. People coddle them and submit to their every single petulant whim
>>35025977>HowIf you're a man over 27 and pursuing a 19 year old, you're definitively a creepy old guy. You can still do it. But that's the threshold for having a chance to not be creepy.
>>35025986>Both processes are quite necessary.Duh, that's why fucking evolution left it there
>>35025980This social explanation makes sense and I can't deny it's usefulness at controlling sociert that needs boundaries.Yet, it remains vestigial and useless on an individual basis. I see why society uses shame. I don't see why individuals cling to their own shame.
Reasons not to hate women:
>>35026033Individuals don't need empathy either, kekJust be good at manipulating people and avoiding their wrath
>>35025959thats cope
>>35026018FAssume I measured wrong and proceed normally? Is this a reference I'm not getting?
>>35025076This type of brain rot is caused by everybody living with their parents forever and never maturing past that. I can agree that some things have unnecessary sex or nudity in them, but it's not that common an issue outside of like HBO, and if you're the age to be watching it you shouldn't be so Pavlovian response pilled to react as though your parents are in the room and shocked.
>>35026034They're the only ones that can cure of my virginity and prove me worthy.
Women, opinions on the male gaze?
I might just be being neurotic, but are cosplay type costumes frowned upon at casual normie halloween events? I have to go to a thing next thursday and I don't know if it will be weird if I dress up in a whole ass costume and everyone will be like>wtf, you were just supposed to wear like a cat ear headband
>>35026053No
>>35026053Are you wearing it to work why are you worrying about this?
>>35026045Then this is not for you.
>>35026050i enjoy when the male gaze is cute or pretty like femininity rather than lustful or just nude womenbut at last the latter always takes priority
>>35026059You could just tell me what the reference was but ok be a bitch about it
>started talking a woman for a while>one day shes really flirty with me>the next day doesnt talk to me at all>2 days later she said she hasnt been feeling well and got her period and wont be around for a whileman everytime things start looking up for me something goes wrong
I miss the nice lonely, single femanons that used to post here
Is it normal to be this freaked out all the time??
>>35026033>I see why society uses shame. I don't see why individuals cling to their own shame.
How to be clear with a woman I just want to be friends, but still wanna do things together?There's this friend of mine I get along with and I'd like to invite her doing stuff we both like because doing things alone is depressing and she's nice to be around. Is there a simple way to not make her think I'm trying to get in her pants
>>35026036>Just be good at manipulating people and avoiding their wrathNta that's just basic people pleasing. But you're right people don't need empathy in the normie sense. The empathy tier list is as follows:>Top tierCognitive empathy (understanding not only how someone feels, but why they felt it, can even predict when they will feel something. Requires no emotions only observation)>Mid tierEmpathic action or 'Pragmatic empathy'Can have feelings or not, bottom line is about doing something in reality to problem solve someone's dilemma, or to take actionable support to improve their mood. >Shit tierEmotion empathy 'Affrctive.empathy'. this is the one normies refer to as true 'empathy'. You see someone hurt so you feel sad. Someone you know has something good happen and you feel happy for them, second hand emotions basically. Feels nice only to the person feeling it, and is mostly useless. It just 'feels nice'. It doesn't prevent problems like in cognitive empathy and doesn't solve them like in pragmatic empathy.People like these often call themselves "super empaths" and consider anyone who isn't like they are to be heckin evil lol
BREAKINGBillie Eilish cut her hair
>>35026084Who gives a shit
>>35026084she looks like me
hi men
>>35025409Wrap something like a string of a belt around your head and measure that section with a ruler
>>35026084Cute boy.
>>35026060>i enjoy when the male gaze is cute or pretty like femininity rather than lustful or just nude womenDoesn't sound like the male gaze at all
I have a question for the men. What are your opinions on troons and, if its positive, your sexuality. Because trans "women" claim to date "straight" guys all the time and like... i dont buy it. They are definitely bi, at least
>>35026084This is peak female hair lengthToo bad she's got criminal levels of mental foid retardedness
>>35026097Nah it's the male gaze but a man will only give that cute male gaze to his daughter when he becomes a doting father. It's when a man thinks something is sweet innocent cute and has the strong urge to protect even if it costs him his life. Modern women esp gen Z ones expect this out of men because they identify as kids even when they're adults lol
>>35026098I feel nothing but a mix of pity and disgust for trannies, I'm straight
>>35026058I'm self conscious. It's not like it's a nsfw costume, it's just a lot.
>>35026101>because they identify as kids even when they're adults lolSounds better than women pretending to be adults when they think and behave like kids.
Are there any lesbians here. I know a lesbian who dresses kind of masculine and calls herself and she offered to peg me. She just says she thinks it will be fun, but I'm worried its some feminism thing with her. I'm femine looking at all other than I have no beardWhat do lesbians think
>>35026107There>>>/lgbt/
>>35026107*calls herself a dyke
>>35026107*not feminine
WomenIf you found out you were pregnant RIGHT NOW, would you keep it?MenIf you found out someone was pregnant with your child RIGHT NOW, would you want them to keep it?
>>35026084Looks good on her.
>>35026105>Sounds better than women pretending to be adults when they think and behave like kids.They're the same creature, same subtype of women. They mask as competent women but you find out it's an emotionally incontinent infant in the body of a woman, female equivalent of man child basically. The actual grown up women got married by 25 and have their kids already and their house in order
>>35026114MDepends, if I actually like her a lot and I think she would be a good mom, yeah
>>35026114MYes I'd be shitting myself and full of anxiety and uncertainty but I don't see how an unborn kid should pay for my mistakes, I'd take responsibility otherwise I can't call myself a man
>>35026098I’m straight and think a man would have to be bisexual to date a transwoman.
>>35026114FId like to be a mom, but it depends if it was someone i actually had sex with or if they just raped me yk
Millions of unborn kids pay for my mistakes every day.
>>35026121glad we agree
>>35026107you should fuck the gay out of her
>>35026123what if a nobel prize science guy who was 6'5 and >80 while still being fit and agile raped you. Like a better DNA than you could ever normally get
>>35026127I asked her how she would get any pleasure out of it and if she wanted me to fuck her or eat her out and she said no
>>35026050>Women, opinions on the male gaze?Personally, I'm a big fan. I also grew up on 80's movies and 90's wrasslin', so YMMV.>>35026084She got the YIDDIES>>35026107>What do lesbians thinkShe's either bi and just calls herself a lesbian (imagine someone doing that, I could never) or she really wants to dominate a man. Doesn't have to be a feminism thing. Could be validation or catharsis she's after.>>35026114>If you found out you were pregnant RIGHT NOW, would you keep it?Immaculate conception?It's either Jesus or the Antichrist, so probably, because I love gambling.
>>35026114FFuck no
>>35026130would what she be validating
Hi fine shyt
This thread is giga dead. Did the 18 hour outage do that much damage?
>>35026128lol no. Plus, if he is a nobel prize winner he probably wouldnt agree on marriage. And even if he did, >80?! My baby wouldnt even remember their father once they grow up!
>>35026138Her top/butch energy, maybe? Like if a guy somehow fucked a grizzly bear, you'd be disgusted but probably a little impressed too.
How much money do you need to feel worthy? I tripled my savings beyond the median within a year, my last gf made me feel I was ngmi and only wanted more money to chase pre-2000 milestones
>>35026142it hasnt recovered from last years hack bruv
>>35026149Worthy of what?
>>35026147she's very short is that why, like she wants to validate that she could fuck someone way bigger than her? I kinda want to but Im afreaid she will brag to all her friends
>>35026098I answered this recently. I find passing trans women more attractive than many women. And many passing trans women look like women that are exactly my type. That said, if they have male bits, I'd be using them for sexual gratification without reciprocating and that's repugnant. And if they've gotten the full kit transformation I just don't trust the equipment. It's the sexual equivalent of using a refurbished parachute. I'd rather just wait until I can get one that's factory original. It's probably not based on reality but I hurt average women.Many very attractive willing women exist. So that's who I'd pursue. But I'm not going to pretend that former men that look like sexy women aren't attractive looking. It's bullshit.It's not bisexual to be attracted to someone who looks like a sexy woman.
My dad went to get cigarettes 15 years ago and never came back
>>35026158>I find passing trans women more attractive than many women. And many passing trans women look like women that are exactly my typeYou’re just gay
>>35026053It's going strong but not bad or weird. You'll get attention not authentic criticism. Lazy haters gonna hate.
Am i being proactive or am i being paranoid?
>>35026036>Individuals don't need empathy either, kekEmpathy is understanding others. Avoiding empathy is choosing to be willfully ignorant.
>>35026156Worthy of being wanted, affection, love, use, attention, put a suitable quality there.
>>35026163How is being attracted to someone who looks like a sexy woman being gay?Now seeking out trans or trans porn or anything like that is gay. My response is passive. Encountering one, thinking "would", and moving the fuck on.
>>35026149Enough that to allow you to live comfortably. Whatever that may mean to you.
>>35025983>I spent almost a decade taking care of bedridden family and issues related to that, so I'm still halfway into college.Fine reason.>I'm worried of she'll get the ick when I tell her how old I am.She probably won't. If she does, waiting won't help. Ask her out.
>>35026142No different to how it was before.
>>35026169Only enough to not be a mooch then
>>35026166Shame is understanding yourself.
>>35026170You’re type of woman is a man pretending to be a woman. You’re gay. Straight men react with disgust if they find out it’s a guy. Meanwhile you react with arousal. You’re gay.
>>35026114F. Yes, obviously. I've been trying to get pregnant for a while now and I've honestly been extremely anxious about the fact I wasn't pregnant the first time I had unprotected sex. Being pregnant right this second would be a relief.
>>35026158>That said, if they have male bits, I'd be using them for sexual gratification without reciprocating and that's repugnant.They always have male bits, that's what makes then trans dumbass. Trans isn't a gender, trans is when a man thinks he can transition into a woman. Biology says that can't happen. You'd be fucking a man. And if you fuck a man you're gay. It does not matter if they look feminine in shallow appearance, because all that says is a man just needs to wear a wig, apply makeup and you'd fuck them in their male ass.
>>35026158>Former menHow does splitting your cock in two and turning it inside out to form a crude fake 'vagina' turn a man into a woman? You drank the queer kool aid
Women, what is your favorite Young Thug aka Jeffrey aka Sex aka Young T.H.U.G. (Truly Humble Under God) song?
>>35026114>would you want them to keep it?Absolutely fucking not.Ew.
>>35026183>I've honestly been extremely anxious about the fact I wasn't pregnant the first time I had unprotected sexI thought you intelligent enough to understand how probability works.
>>35026175How much to be more than not a mooch?
>>35026158>I find passing trans women more attractive than many women.MKG...
>>35026178Why do you believe that you can only understand yourself if you feel ashamed?
>>35026197Nobody knows or cares about him anymore
>>35026199Nta, i’m pretty sure that was tongue-in-cheek self-hatred.
women if you had to pick between them>A guy who watches porn, and probably still watches porn when you're his gf, but nor muchor>A guy who, when single semi-frequently goes to places like thailand to have inexpensive sex with prostitutes. But he doesn't do this when he's in relationships of course, and no porn for this one.
>>35026181>You’re type of woman is a man pretending to be a woman. You’re gayNo. My type of woman is trashy. Many trans women look trashy.>Straight men react with disgust if they find out it’s a guy.That seems very brittle and fragile to me. Like getting nauseous if you realize that a fly landed on your food you enjoyed or that John Cena ate a hamburger that was vomited on.>Meanwhile you react with arousal.I react to those that look like arousing women with arousal. I'm not pretending to be disgusted by their appearance because I found out that they have a dick. That's like a woman wantonly lusting for a man and getting the ick when she finds out he's 33. She found him hot. She can lie to herself that she didn't but it's delusion.
I wish Sanniya Abbas was my gf or wife. That she and I co-owned a large villa together outside of Dubai and that we traveled across the Arabian peninsula and the Indian subcontinent together and that I shared in her massive net worth she earns as a comedian.At least I can dream, bros. >tfw no wildly successful and wealthy Manic Pixie Dream Indian expat weeaboo gf
>>35026205>That's like>But that's like >(Food analogy)Fuck off back to r*ddit
>>35026199Emotions are not just secondary reactions or some messy interference with our thinking, they are fundamental, embodied ways of engaging with and understanding the world.
>>35026205>Like getting nauseous if you realize that a fly landed on your foodThere have been actually studies that show that straight men respond with revulsion to seeing gays merely kissing on par with seeing maggots. You’re just gay.
>>35026205>you guys are in denial and totally can’t admit that you’re attracted to trannies just like me
>>35026209Nta but they're also involuntary. Like an itch or a need to sneeze or fart. Emotions are irrational by definition in that they do not require rationality to function. This is why lower animals have emotions too. There's nothing profound or transcendental about emotions.
I enjoy the company of the animals I see on a day to day basis much more than the company of the people I see and talk to. :|
MoidsWhat would you think if a girl wore a very risqué makeup but no cleavage on a date?
>>35026205>food analogyI have one from Exhib, you've probably already talked to him about this, kek>>34976708>If we're going by food analogies, it's like being a vegan and then discovering the tofu burger you were about to eat is beef.>I'm not magically immune to visual trickery. I don't have X-ray vision to determine someone has a penis, and makeup can hide many masculine features. Doesn't change the fact that learning they're male flushes my attraction down the drain.
>>35026186I'm not exactly sure what you imagine your goal is here but if a beautiful stranger sucks your dick and lets you fuck them in the ass and you never knew that they weren't born a woman, how is it gay?It's moot because I don't want that in the first place.
>>35026218I have no idea what risqué makeup looks like. To tell you the truth most men don't give a shit about what makeup you're wearing unless you painted yourself like a clown. We don't pay attention to that sort of thing. Which is why makeup is effective, we just think "she looks pretty". We don't say "wow her foundation is X and her wing tips are Z" only women and gays notice it.
>>35026218Makeup can be risqué?I doubt I’d think twice about it beyond “she seems to enjoy wearing makeup”
>>35026188Calling someone a former man doesn't make them a woman.Checkmate bitch
>>35026183Have you been tracking ovulation?
>>35026222I dunno, more and more anything more than very light makeup grosses me out.
>>35026218>a very risqué makeupWhat kind would you like to put on, can you give some examples?
>>35026221Because it's gay, it's a man you just sodomized. And you'd have to either be really drunk or autistic as shit to not spot the tranny long before that interaction. The Adam's apple, the broad shoulders, the prominent brow ridge, squared jawline and chin, v shape torso, dude even their fucking skin texture is different pic related, female skin left, male skin right. Females have dots men have diamonds in micro texture. And let's not forget the fucking uncanny Ru Paul drag queen voice that they fake to sound female, that sounds like a gay man that inhaled helium. No clue what kind of dumbass 'accidentally' fucks a tranny
If a girl that's been throwing nonstop signs and hints calls you bro once, is it over?
>>35026221Ahahaha, you’re a hair’s breadth away from saying it’s not gay for a guy to suck your dick, only if you suck his.
>>35026203F.I think watching porn is normal.My ex had an anal fixation I could barely fulfill>yeah sure he could put it in my butt>no big dealWhat was a big deal was that I always ended up bleeding from my ass for a couple of days. so Anal was something that happened twice a month at most.Oh no he watched porn, why should I care? I watch it too, its not like he could fulfill what I watched. As if he could turn into a beautiful redheaded womanSO who gets a prostitute as a thought is super high level betrayal. I personally wouldnt even think pornography is any different than watching any other kind of movie. I cant even comprehend how they're comparable.>watching pornography together is fun tooPlease male anons if you think about this, watch porn and dont be a total weirdo.
>>35026235Fucking gross when women try to talk and act like gooner men.
>>35026222>>35026223>>35026228Something like this
>>35026215Then there's nothing wrong with fucking a roadkill.
>>35026142Advs population is at an all-time low
Women, why do you have such lewd eyes?
>>35026238What about that is risqué? You need to understand men don't have that word in our vocabulary. That just looks like 'makeup'.
>>35026238Maybe the eyebrow is a bit intense, but I think that's incredibly pretty eye makeup.What's "risque" about it for you?
>>35026238How the fuck is this risque and I'm asking as a moidA bit more involved than usual but this is normal.
>>35026239Why are you posting that to me as though I were an atheist? I'm not. And theology is entirely dependent on rationalism, not feelings.
>>35026238That plus no cleavage would make her look like one of those hoe’d out muslim girls.
>>35026242>>35026243>>35026244LolNot her but moids are fucking clueless, it's basically a 1990s porn star makeup>>35026246This
>>35026238MJust because it's hot doesn't mean it's risque. Sun dresses for example.
>>35026248>it's basically a 1990s porn star makeupI see this constantly when I go out
>>35026202>Nta, i’m pretty sure that was tongue-in-cheek self-hatred.That's a fair read of that post, yeah. Good point.
>>35026170People are too worried about what is and isnt gay.
>>35026200Just ignore him and let him pine for the faggot he misses.
>>35026248>Not her but moids are fucking clueless, it's basically a 1990s porn star makeupYou're telling me you dumb women will call that harmless boring shit porn like, yet half of you wear semi opaque skin tight leggings that show cameltoe and ass crack and you don't call that "risqué"? Women truly are fucking idiots.
>>35026218Light makeup and cleavage would be my preference, truth be told.
>>35026248Nobody sane would associate it with that.
State gender.Are you ok with some people enjoying being goon bait?
>>35026258M yeah
>>35026258MIf you're asking if I respect attention whores, sluts etc then no I don't respect them.
>>35026258Im goon bait and proud.
Women would you do that thing where you kiss a napkin to leave your lipstick print on it and give it to a man
>>35026238F.This is what I would call "Nightclub" makeup.Out of all the women from all ages that I know, only one subjects herself to this every day, and she fancies herself "makeup pro" with the fake lashes and all.
>>35026262I wish women still did this. Back when they had class
>>35026264But I don't mean every day, I mean date
>>35026262I dont wear makeup.
>>35026210>There have been actually studies that show that straight men respond with revulsion to seeing gays merely kissing on par with seeing maggots.I remember having that response as a kid. I out grew it. Now it's no different than seeing any other pair of unattractive people kissing.It's like how nudity alone used to be exciting and sexy but after studying anatomy it's just the human body and there needs to be a sexual element for me to be aroused.It's not as hard coded as you imagine.>>35026214>>you guys are in denial and totally can’t admit that you’re attracted to trannies just like metbf not everyone likes the trans women I like. I'm just saying that if you were aroused before you found out they had a dick, then you thought he was a sexy lady and pretending that you retroactively find her gross, that's delusional. Like meeting a hot chick and realizing she's an insufferable bitch you can't stand. Pretending that she's not physically attractive is denial, yeah.
>>35026264MI call that "blowjob" make up. I'm biased though
>>35026220>Doesn't change the fact that learning they're male flushes my attraction down the drain.It flushes the interest. Not the attraction to the surface. He misspoke. But yeah.
>>35026268You didn't outgrow it, what happened was you fucking fried your brain on porn. Stop whacking off to niche degenerate shit on the internet all day every day. Imagine what your kid self would think, imagine going back in time and breaking the news to him of what you've become
>>35026264>>35026246
>>35026261Hey
State genderDo you have a problem with women who post their ass online and then complain about being sexualized?
>>35026230No, I use bro, m8, man etc all the time. She's casualizing her speech with you. It's a comfort and familiarity thing, not an automatic negative.
>>35026277MDon't really care
>>35026229>you'd have to either be really drunk or autistic as shit to not spot the tranny long before that interaction.I'm not denying that. But it's literally happened to guys who were clueless.You're imagining trannies you spot and pretending that you, as someone who hates trannies, is an expert on trannies.It may have been a gay act in retrospect, but the desire to be pleasured by someone who looks like an attractive woman is not gay.The reality of actually going through with it is either objectifying or gay.
Imagine that there are women out there who expect high quality men yet this is what they do to feel entitled to such men.
>>35026277MDon't really care, people are dumbI'd care more if we're dating and she's posting her ass online for everyone to see.
>>35026234Thresholds exist. 0.999999 is not 1.But yes, it's funny.
>>35026268Everything you say just proves more and more that you’re closeted.
>>35026280You're probably coping with the fact you fucked a tranny and you don't want to admit your transgression (pun intended). Face it, you fucked a man.
>>35026281>Ugh, I can't believe women put in effort to make themselves look more attractive!
>>35026277In my day it was those shorts that had words written on the ass.
>>35026277MI don't care because I don't care to know dumbasses like that. Besides the women who post ass do it on purpose and pretend they're not it's teenage girl brained shit
>>35026286But they're not attractive, the makeup isn't their body. They're fake as fuck
>>35026278I see, thanks, still feels kinda friend zoney not gonna lie, but also told me days she was free to spend time with me for something that's mutually beneficial (helping a class) so I guess the bro is just noise and me overthinking it, hell maybe even a good thing.
why do people have sex under a red light?every single girlfriend I've had would always make the bedroom red when fucking.either set the light to red or put a red towel over the light
>>35026286>lying is wrong except when women do itMeanwhile women claim that men lying about how much money they make to get laid are rapists.
>>35026292My guess is it’s their way of dealing with insecurity. Tons of chicks i’ve been with won’t fuck with the light on.
>>35026292Red light and warm light hides imperfections better. Women pretend it's for setting the mood but it's actually about covering her blemishes. This is why "red light districts" that feature prostitutes are called red light districts, it's because the window girls looked like better products (masked imperfections) using lighting tricks.
>>35026290Guess men should stop using cologne and faking the smell of their bodies then. They should stop shaving their facial hair too. Can't be lying about our bodies now, can we?>>35026293If you legitimately can't tell if a woman's wearing makeup, you're more retarded than actual retards.
>>35026298You're so fucking dumb your only two brain cells are fighting for third place. Facial hair is a part of the body so that's a shit comparison. As for cologne that's a completely different ballpark. Body odour can always be cleaned away, an ugly face is permanent. That girl in the pic looks like fucking gollum yet with makeup she can falsely feel like a model and demand the man has natural good looks when there's nothing natural about her at all.
GenderAre we cooming, or are we dooming?
>>35026300>an ugly face is permanent.No it isn't. That's why makeup and other means of making yourself more attractive exists.
>>35026301Msnoozin
>>35026304Tell that to the ugly children
>>35026304Nta but ascension isnt real. Its all social media slop. Normies can tell who was born beautiful and who was not.
>>35026304Sweet fucking hell, you're stupid. A human face is made up of skin, muscle, bones, fat, blood vessels. Makeup is wax, oils, chemical shit and even crushed ingredients from insects. You're not changing the face at all, you're masking it behind layers of material that isn't the body. That's why if you give gollum girl a shower all of her "beauty" goes down a drain
>>35026281Need a snow goblin wife
>>35026300>You're so fucking dumb your only two brain cells are fighting for third placeGet new material bro
>>35026310You seem to be purposefully ignoring my point, people use lots of "artificial" things to improve their natural looks. But you know that, that's why you're pretending that me bringing up scented products and shaving body hair aren't the same thing.
>>35026281Shes pretty, just has bad skin.
>>35026314A fat greasy chinless incel applying cologne isn't going to make him appear like Brad Pitt is it? How can you even remotely consider that the same thing?
>>35026298>They should stop shaving their facial hair tooAs if chicks don't dig facial hair
>>35026316Well if that incel is greasy, he needs to shower and use moisturizer. Also if he's fat, then he needs to lose some weight too. Your example is terrible.
>>35026317Facial hair is nasty.
>>35026317Bisexual girls typically dislike beards
>>35026319Way to dodge the contradiction. Make sure whatever moid you're trying to fish for is dumb as a sack of bricks and never notices that your 'beauty' magically disappears every morning
>>35026321Is that why?
>>35026323>never notices that your 'beauty' magically disappears every morningYes, every man with a girlfriend or wife has seen said girlfriend/wife both with and without makeup. The fuck point do you think you were trying to make?
>>35026215Those animals do not have such developed malice or compassion as we do, they aren't feeling bad for long. Often they even act more rationally than we do, for example, using the corpses of their children for food. >>35026239The sense of the sacred. Ultimately, reason transcends both simple emotion and rationality.
>>35026325Well yeah think about it, bisexual girls want to have their cake and eat it too. They want men and women so no shit they want the man to embody some feminine shit here and there so the bisexual feels like they're getting a 2 for 1 deal
>>35026328I only ever date girls who look good without makeup. Not every man is gets scammed by makeup
Do any other guys feel like "boy" is derogative and disrespectful? I'm not a White "boy", I'm a White man. I'm 6'3 and run a small business. Do I look like a fucking boy?
>>35026334yeah, its very disrespectful. In my language the word for ''boy'' isnt really used in converstations much but I do make it a point when someone calls me boy when talking in english
>>35026331Idk. Maybe for some of us, but I like men and women for different reasons. I like men when theyre jacked and masculine, but fruity enough for me to peg them, while women I enjoy petite and cute. I just find beards kinda gross.>>35026334Such a cute widdle 6'3" boy.
>>35026334It's a power move. If I call another man 'boy' it means I perceive him as underneath me.
>>35026334Says the boy toy.
Why are /atoga/ females always bisexual lunatics who want to peg men? I've seen at least a half dozen of them on these threads now.
>>35026340You're turning us gay with your gayness.
>>35026334It's been irrationally ingrained in me that calling a black moid "boy" is somehow racist.That being said, we should start using the term "boyim" instead.
>>35026340>who want to peg menThat's just BlueValkyrie who weighs as much as half a dozen women.
>>35026340God made you perfect just the way you are - with a prostate, so have sex as god intended. Its spitting in gods image to say no to pegging.
>>35026342That's not my fault that no man has wanted to give you a good hard dicking, that's a (you) issue
>>35026348Lmao projecting entirely. Ride my dick, heathen.
>>35026301MDooming somewhat. I am alone as fuck and have so much work to do
lol I just checked my heart rate while masturbating.From beginning to end.Funny to see how fast the heart adjusts, revs up and cools down again.I was going to ask if anybody ever did anything like this or any other "health check" during sex/masturbation, but I doubt it.
>>35026347No wonder you're on 4chan as a girl. You really fell down into the bottom of the barrel huh? Relegated to pegging NEETs, fuckin grim
It's impossible to trust a moid when you have more than 90 IQ
>>35026301>>35026352>>35026353>girlI thought that was some old woman.
>>35026344I think I'd rather be called moid than a boy 2bh
>>35026350>My dick 'your' dick is piece of rubber made in some chink warehouse you bought for $30 online. Which is probably the only 'dick' you'll ever get in your life
>>35026334>Do I look like a fucking boy?Who cares.You certainly sound like one.
>>35026351Same!A bunch of my friends are starting to find gfs and I have no time to date right now because it's the crunch time of all crunch times
>>35026359you shouldn't get this autistic about an expression m8
>>35026359>you bought for $30 onlineYikes. That doesn't sound like medical-grade silicone.
>>35025521The dyke path is a red flagThe homewrecking is a dealbreaker, one that this red flag pointed to>>35025861And your dealbreaker still stands, it seems
>>35026359Triggered. My 'dick' is bigger than yours.
>>35026359My dick costs more than your bussy. Shut the fuck up, bottom.
men are so bad at sex
Bird and Korra make me feel gross 2bh
>>35026361At least it'll pass eventually. Hang in thereI'm down to one old friend who's been married for a while and lives across the country, and I'm changing careers and moving to another country. I'm both excited to completely rebuild my social circle and dreading it
>>35026367You really enjoy talking like a homosexual male. When are you trooning out?
>>35026360>You certainly sound like one.Being upset at something is not the same thing as being emotional, and letting people disrespect you is not the same thing as being mature.
>>35026368I'm very good at it, but I won't have sex with you.
>>35026369Y tho?
>>35026372Sure thing, boy.
>>35026369All of the foids here are gross. I'm almost starting to feel bad for incels no wonder they're depressed and single the pickings they got to work with are abysmal
>>35026369Thats the point.
>>35026371>it screams for troonsYike, fetishizer.
>>35026369Any sane person has them filtered.
>>35026373you have never made a woman cum
>>35026380I'm being sincere. You talk like a gay man, you want to fuck assholes like a gay man, you're certainly not a lady by any stretch of the imagination. Maybe it's time to hang the tits up and retire your femininity
>>35026383I've done it most of the times I've had sex. I can think of maybe five times out of several hundred times where I failed to make her cum, and those were all before I turned twenty.
I've made a woman cum once, but a woman has never made me cum
>>35026388>another permavirg roleplaying as a Chad onlineyawn
>>35026388Alright now. At least make your larp sound believable.
>>35026390I'm not Chad, just someone who has both had sex before and won't have sex with femanon. It's not very hard to be good at sex tbqhwy.
incoming head pats for all the moids, gather up
Any of you anons watch any cdramas?
>>35026384I just want to treat you right by god, silly boy. You've got a fun button and I wanna push it for you.
*balls my fist and blows on my knuckles before scuffing them on my chest, casually and stoically.*Yeah, as for me? I've made idk, about 40 women cum. Several times too. One time I made 5 cum at once. They call me the bee keeper because I collect the honey.
GenderDo you have a favorite streamer/youtuber?
atoga dicks have no value
Atoga pussy is wack and for the streets
>>35026396If you tried to push anything on my person I would physically assault you 'ma'am'.
>>35026394My hair is still wet from shower>>35026392>not very hard to be good at sex tbqhwyI feel like I would be trash at it desu>>35026395Nah only telenovelas>>35026398I don't really watch YouTube anymore but I used to like Jenna Marbles and Laina (yes I'm old)
>>35026402wet dogs get head pats too
>>35026218Hot>>35026334Idk, when someone refers to me as a "man" I'm always taken aback and it feels wrong. I prefer boy>>35026298>men should stop using cologneNever>>35026216Real and sameI avoid people as much as possible these days and am a crazy cat unc>>35026114M, fuck no, that kid finna have issues
>>35026402>I feel like I would be trash at it desuIt's ez if you read the gamefaqs beforehand, genuinely
>>35026400Atoga pussy is like when you're hungry but all you got left is moldy pizza crust from last week and you have to make do.
>>35026320>>35026321>Bv and bisexual girls object Point proven Also doesn't most have that faggot beard
>>35026406Atoga pussy is delivery pizza but the pizza looks nothing like it did on the menu + the driver ate half of it
>>35026098>What are your opinions on troonsHonestly most of the ones I've met and talked to were giga autistic and/or mentally ill. But they're usually pretty chill so I say live and let live >>35026007Been there, get some spare bedding bro>>35026004Normies think they'll get le epic haxx0red from using a piracy website
>>35026408Atoga pussy is like Christmas day as a kid and you wanted the Gameboy advance but your parents just got you the fake shampoo bottle shaped like a Gameboy. Just terribly disappointing.
>>35026374You have weird attractions to menWhich is especially weird for you with your endless Asian taco nights
>>35026301M, doomingSpent the day with some old friends and it was honestly terrible, one of the worst days I've had in some time. I think I'm just not build for socialising. I'm tired of being the stupid retarded one of the group. I want to kill myself. And I'm seeing some other friends tomorrow for three days. Fuck my gay nigger life>>35026405Can't find any speedrun docs for that game bro
>>35026410Atoga pussy lied, people died
>>35026329>The sense of the sacred. Ultimately, reason transcends both simple emotion and rationality.I call it common sense or intuition
>>35026354>It's impossible to trust a moid when you have more than 90 IQJokes on you I have lower than 90 IQwait>>35026403I'm not a dog I'm a human
>>35026413>Can't find any speedrun docs for that game broSimply type something to the effect of "how to sexuale wamen good style on the pussy" into Ask Jeeves
Lads I found a half full bottle of cognac while dumpster diving, tonight is gonna be a good night
>>35026420Based alcoholic raccoon
>>35026405>>35026413if it doesn't have the game title in ASCII, I don't trust it.
MenDid the atoga pussy lie and pass off her pussy as though it were high value? You may be entitled to compensation. Call 1-800-FOID to book a free consultation.
>>35026368Hey
>>35025799It goes both waysOn the train a milf sat next to me and asked when the train was arriving, she smelled amazing>>35026419>Ask Jeeveswho still uses that shii >>35026422>1998real shit>>35026424cats never lie
>>35026418all atoga moids are dogs
>>35026427nta but I'm actually sasquanch
>cognacshould we tell him?
>>35026428no ur just a lil puppy
>>35026427Just because I'm horny doesn't mean I'm bad.
Is it true skinny women have lose pussy and curvy women are tighter? Men who sleep around said so.
>>35026430I'm quite literally Bigfeet
>>35025746I just brushed my teeth but thx>>35025658>67.5 on my exam :[that's better than half of my students ngl>>35025640Woof>>35025616>Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism>Niche side quests like gardening>Get very into video games>Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymoreI already did this shii
>>35026372This is such male cope oh my god lol
>>35026434in fact ur a lil weenie dog puppy>>35026431why r u horny
>>35026433No that's just something fat women tell themselves to feel better. The vagina is a muscle and any lack of exercise makes it atrophy and go loose. Fat fucking land whales are the loosest of them all
>>35026436>that's better than half of my students ngl>professor anonhot... do u wear a button up shirt when u teachwhat subject do u teach
>>35026433Haven't noticed. It seems like women that are apple/hourglass shaped get very wet though.
>>35026372>Being upset at something is not the same thing as being emotionalMen are funny
>>35025564No that's hot>>35025560M>How confrontational are you?0, I either run away or cry when someone is confrontational>>35025431M, literally like half an hour ago, I had a long day
>>35025616>9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstandsI've chosen karate
Women, do you decide whether you're interested in sleeping with a man after your first interaction?
>>35026443You wouldn't get it, male emotions are purely in our heads. Women have full on stomach and chest vomiting emotional fits like little babies
>>35025766>kinda did 1 this yearSame it was ass
>>35026440Your asshole is a muscle too, anon…
>>35026440I said curvy, not bbw land whales over 200 pounds. The guys and I agree skinny ones have no grip.
>>35025397idk I love daydreaming because my real life sucks>>35025394if it makes you feel any better, I got a baddie's number at the park once and went on a date with her, the date went so badly she just up and left midway through>>35025339Real>>35025313Awful>>35025270Find more meaningful things to do in life igOr have bigger problems
>>35026450No we're not going to talk about male assholes, please bother someone else, bisexual.
>>35026447The basics are that they know within moments whether or not they would fuck you.
>>35026429OH LAW DAT HENNY
>>35026451So why you asking if you and your boys already agree?
>>35025247M, no not really. my parents were chad and stacy, meanwhile I am a giga dork>>35025211I don't expect anything. but girls usually lose interest if you don't kiss by the 3rd date or so ime>>35025192idk I'd date a toxic girl again cause I'm a doormat
>>35026372Literally the definition of emotional. Same energy as "ITS MAAM!"
>>35026448Emotional ass response ngl
>>35026451I have to dissent with you and your bros. Loosest pussy I've ever fucked was on a fat girl. Skinnest girl I've had sex with had the best pussy.
>>35026460Want to see what other men experiences are
>>35025120shallow yes, wrong no>>35026441>do u wear a button up shirt when u teachyes, most days>what subject do u teachI'm just a a TA, my faves are maths and art>>35026429lmfao>>35026427I'm actually a cat
>>35026465You live off of the internet if you think you can detect emotions on text. Being disagreed with isn't emotional how sheltered are you?
>>35026466That’s interesting, we’ve had opposite so weight doesn’t determine tightness
>>35026446>I've chosen karatebased karate anon
men how pale is ur skin and how small are ur (pink) nipples?nonpinknip men need not answer
>>35026472Of course not. The skinny girl was also a dancer and had better control of her pelvic muscles than anyone else I've had sex with.A curvy woman who works out occasionally would have better pussy than a skinny couch potato I reckon
>>35026476I'm pretty tanned and my nips are average sized I guess
>>35026476I'm mulatto and have light brown nipples but my ex was pale asian and has salmon pink nipples
>>35026469Der autist
>>35026480was ur ex a man or did u just tell me abt a girl's nipples for no reason
>>35026476My nipples are as pink as freshly blossomed roses and they're super tiny and very sensitive. My skin is extremely pale like porcelain. I have very defined and large veiny hands, and I also really need to pee right now
>>35026464>Literally the definition of emotional.It's not. You can express your displeasure towards something and still have composure. Do you think I am slamming my desk in anger right now or something?
>>35026483Gay
>>35026483hot
>>35026427Take it from another foidhttps://youtu.be/r8WNW-Y7xkcMan are catcodedWomen are dogcoded
>>35026481Lol little bro thinks socializing is text on a screen. Check yourself for autism
>>35026474I'm stoked, I always wanted to do martial arts when I was little
>>35026487So men today are pussies and women are bitches. Yeah that tracks
>>35026484An unemotional person would not be this easy to bait.
>>35026447>Women, do you decide whether you're interested in sleeping with a man after your first interaction?MI don't think that's a "decision"
>>35026488>Afriad of his emotions, pretends they don't exist>Thinks people can't read himYou are busted bro you are down bad
Had a horrible day hanging out with people today, one of the worst days of my life in a long timeHow do I not have a depressing time hanging out with more people over the weekend? I always feel so out of place and useless with "friends" and just want to disappear. I'm usually the "funny one" cracking jokes and they seem to find it funny but I'm so miserable
tiktok just gave mea video of a lady feeding a dead bunny baby to her dog women are evil..
>>35026494If you are male and you are still having emotions past the age of 18 you are most likely autistic or gay or both
>>35026495*holds a flashlight under my face* you gotta make new friends if you wanna stop hanging out with people who bore you
>>35026401You're goofy. Lol
>>35026497This is known.
>>35026497Quite the hole you're digging for yourself
Oh hey guys, I'm not emotional at all, now let me act in obviously emotional ways and reply to all the anons who piss me off.
>>35026500I mean it you so much as try to put a finger on me or in me and I'm putting you in a chokehold and giving you a noogie like the gremlin you are
>>35026487I feel like she got it completely flipped and her moid description is an accurate foid description and foid description is an accurate moid description.
>>35026497>another episode of men don't have emotions, and no anger is not an emotion either
How does any man feel like "enough" for a woman? Why would a woman settle for a man who isn't ultra-rich?I'm a 39 year old guy who hasn't done so much as engage in non-work related conversation with women because I don't feel like I'm worthy of talking to them. I think that I should obsessively self-improve until I'm indistinguishable from perfect, but for my whole life I've always been able to come up with excuses as to why I'm not ready to date (why no woman would ever want me). Such as:>My car is lame.>My house is lame.>I'm in the middle of renovations.>I'm not muscular enough.>My GPA isn't high enough.>My college isn't prestigious enough.>I'm too old to start now.>etc.Women these days no longer need men to provide for them and they have strong social support systems so I can't imagine why any of them would "settle" for men who are less than perfect.
>>35026497
>>35026505>I'm putting you in a chokehold and giving you a noogie like the gremlin you areI'd let >him do that. Then just pick >him up and tuck >him into bed with a forehead kiss.
>>35026507Anger will be an emotion as soon as that’s included when women say they want men to be more emotional.
>>35026510just keep some drugs handy it ain't that deep
>>35026515No. Less angry. More happy and sad boys.
I was reading something about how people are too established in their social lives that they can't possibly date and expect someone to join in without both parties compromising and that's why people are stuck being single. Do you think there's any merit to that? I feel like there is literally something for me to go out and do every day of the week, I just choose not to sometimes because I'd rather stay home and play videogames a couple nights a week. But obviously that isn't gonna find me a girlfriend. Nor are most of these other nightly activities where I sometimes meet new people, but usually it's the same trusted regulars.
>>35026510Just because you hate yourself doesn’t mean the rest of us do.
>>35026505Unless you're elastigirl you aren't getting shit around that "neck"
Imagine being a 'man' and having emotions after puberty. Total fucking eunuch behaviour
>>3502651810/10/10
>>35026524This guy was already cooked before he emoted.
>>35026524imagine looking at a guy smiling and happy and reacting to it with, "Wow what a fucking weirdo"
>>35026525Well if 10% of total moids can go to jail, then sure.
>>35026528Yeah really manly
>>35026492Yep, you definitely baited me. I'm glad to give you your dose of male attention for the day.
>>35026531
>>35026524>>35026531Very manly and stoic whineposts
"I-I don't want you to talk to h-him.. especially not him.. uuaaahh!"Real pussy magnet
Can we stop gender warring tonight, please?State gender, what are (You)r plans for the weekend?I'm going to play Warcraft and try and get sober.
>>35026528He's crying because of Star Wars. Not because his child was born or because his dad died, but because of Star Wars.
My girlfriend has texted me funny things that this one male coworker has said to her perhaps 6-10 times over the past 6 months that she has worked there. It is probably nothing, but my gut is still bothered by it. I fully trust her, and know she would never cheat or leave me. However, I also know emotions can sneak up on a person when the spend 40 hours a week in close forced proximity with a person of the opposite sex, and the idea that even subconsciously she me might have a crush on another man infuriates me. Do I tell her this is, or just bottle it up and continue to observe in case she tells me more about him.I am also a very jealous person, and have worried about men who in hindsight, I know she has no sexual interest in.
>tfw have never fallen in love with someone or had a crush whast does it feel like?
>>35026538Why are you acting like crying is the only means of showing emotion?
>>35026540Feels like absolute fucking shit when it's not mutual or goes nowhere.
>>35026498>*holds a flashlight under my face*spoookyyy>you gotta make new friendsI don't want to though, I really wish these people would stop contacting me altogether desuThey don't bore me, they're interesting and nice, I just don't fit in with them at all, I stick out like a sore thumbI have this issue with everyone I try to be friends with, but I don't have the heart to cut them all offAnyway I should get some sleep or I'll be even worse tomorrow>>35026510>How does any man feel like "enough" for a woman?I don't and I'm the same as you (turbo virgin) but normies have this thing called confidence>>35026519>that's why people are stuck being singleI'm stuck being single because I'm a social recluse and hate whenever I'm dragged out of the house>Do you think there's any merit to that?Yeah, people are typically creatures of habit and don't like to make big lifestyle changes>>35026537>try and get soberbased and all the best>play Warcrafthave fun>>35026540Painful
>>35026540Are you on SSRIs or some other labido crushing meds by chance?
>>35025076One thing that sucks about being a dude is that I'll never know how good it feel to have your pussy eaten
>>35026541Nta but giggling like a schoolgirl as a grown man is a bad look as well
>>35026547t. has never played with a baby in his life
>>35026541He's crying tears of joys from a fucking Star Wars trailer. How is that not pathetic?
>>35026543>I don't and I'm the same as you (turbo virgin) but normies have this thing called confidenceYeah it's totally alien to me, I can't wrap my head around the concept. It's like normies just move through life in blissful ignorance.
>>35026545no!
>>35026548Was it your baby?
>>35026539Bruhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-1zpjyUOMc
>>35026550Yeah I feel you anon. Looking back I sabotaged the dating prospects I had with girls out of my league cause I felt like they could do better than me (and they did, which makes me feel justified). Now I'm too old and just cope with my work, cats, gardening and other hobbies
>>35026550It's because autists are retarded and they think confidence is a feeling or an emotion they're supposed to have when it's actually a state of mind that's backed up by experience
>>35026537M. Gonna see if my buddy is free to play magic and go move stuff out of grandma's old house. She's not dead she's just going to assisted living.
HES KICKING GRANDMA OUT
>>35026556>state of mind that's backed up by experiencenta but some of us are just fucked in the head and no amount of experience or real world accomplishment makes us feel any more "confident"I know that on paper I have prospects but my self esteem is nonexistent so I just avoid everyone (outside of work and family)
>>35026537MGoing to start Minna no Nihongo and take some stuff to the dump.Good luck on the sobriety and enjoy the Warcraft. are you playing Forever or the new expansion for III
>>35026558Based, even old foids should be given no quarter. Put them in the streets the fucking lot of them
>>35026544Tolkien considered a redemption arc for him...
>>35026537I didn't start it. All I said is that I could help him feel good through his butt and he's acting like he's sexually assaultable.
>>35026551Interesting I wonder shy you've never felt this then. It's like a drug. The effects are actually similar to that if cocaine use iirc. If they don't feel the same way, being around them still feels good on the surface, but deep down the insatiable wanting eats away at your soul. If they do feel the same and something comes of it, you feel to good on the surface, and fulfilled inside, but deeper still the fear of some how losing them, and if you don't learn to cope with that appropriately it can cause problems.It is a very nice feeling.
>>35026562Lol. Femanon has a crush on smeagol and you guys are really acting like everygina wants chad.
>>35026553Does this mean I sound ridiculous?
>>35026559I think you're bullshitting yourself. Every time I have heard someone say 'no amount of experience' it's always been from someone reluctant to gain experience. Self esteem is for women to cry about, what men do is they stop caring about it, neither loving or hating themselves they just go and do shit.
If women just acted like sluts to the men their with things would be better. You should never be having less sex when you're in a committed relationship
>>35026566>femanon>redditorI hope not...>>35026568>someone reluctant to gain experienceIdk I've tried in the past and always crashed and burned, I'm incapable of socializing like an normal person>they just go and do shitYou can do things, but you still have feelings unless you're a coldhearted machine>>35026569anon projecting his coomer fantasies once again
>>35026569Women use sex to get the commitment out of the man, once she has it the sex fucks off because why bother if the man is happy to give her affection for free? The trick is to withdraw affection
>>35026569Men should try actually leading instead of larping sometime. But we all know you guys are really a bunch of bottoms waiting for mommy to beat your ass so you do your big boy chores.
>>35026571>>femanon>>redditor>I hope not...I could have sworn somebody at least larped as her here.
>>35026573Why do you insist on larping as a man in the body of a woman? Seriously BV I don't get it? Did your mom never teach you anything about being a girl?
>>35026569>You should never be having less sex when you're in a committed relationship>>35026572>The trick is to withdraw affectionAsk me how I know neither of you have ever been in a long term relationship.
>>35026565wow
>>35026575Why do you want me to be a man? I don't want to be one of those and god did not make me one. I don't need to preform femininity for you, tranny. This is a forum. These are words.
>The taming of Sméagol by Donato GiancolaExplain yourselves
>>35026571We'll try again, and it's not about being a coldhearted machine it's understanding there's a time and a place for feelings. If a man becomes emotionally incontinent (like a woman does) he goes nowhere.
>>35026573>Men should try actually leading instead of larping sometime.It genuinely worked wonders for me. So this is probably good advice.
>>35026577>Ask me how I know neither of you have ever been in a long term relationship.You say that like it's a rare achievement. You're not special for getting a relationship dude, you performed the most basic of all social conventions.
>>35026568>neither loving or hating themselves they just go and do shit.It's more accurate to say "Whether they love themselves or hate themselves they just shut up and get shit done."
>>35026340>Why are /atoga/ females always bisexual lunatics who want to peg men? I've seen at least a half dozen of them on these threads now.Why does it bother you so much? Especially given the fact that we have multiple pedophiles who post here.
>>35026580whys he just a pale skinny dude i thought he was supposed to be full goblin
>>35026586Maybe. I just think both people who love themselves or hate themselves are self obsessed, that's a woman's vanity that is, definitely doesn't belong on a man.
have aby women here watched redo the healer, did you enjoy when the twinkish MC is raped
>>35026584>You say that like it's a rare achievement.Congratulations on missing the point entirely.If they'd been in a relationship they'd know their posts were complete horseshit.Life can get in the way of sex and withholding affection is retarded.
>>35026592Is that the excuse your previous girl told you? You actually bought that? Fucking hell. Yeah life is so stressful so let's just stop doing the physical bonding activity that relieves stress (sex). ??? Makes no fucking sense. Life is always going to be stressful at times, if you allow a woman to withdraw sexually it's not because she's stressed, that's bullshit because sex clears stress and counters cortisol. It means she stopped respecting you
either genderwould u rather lose one of u arms from it being sawed off by a crazy lunatic or given the choice option that instead both ur partner's legs to be sawed off but he/she will never be made aware that you chose that second option to save ur arm
>>35026581>there's a time and a place for feelings. If a man becomes emotionally incontinent (like a woman does) he goes nowhereYeah well put and I agree desu. Suppose I'm evidence of that, I constantly mood swing between extreme emotions that override everything I do
>>35026597why do women always do these retarded fucking questions
>>35026589Loving yourself isn't vanity, anon.You love yourself the way you live someone precious to you. You care about yourself, value yourself, see worth in your triumphs and failures, and want to nurture yourself. You don't love yourself like a fan loves their favorite media or waifu or whatever.
>>35026599i tried to come up with a spooky halloween themed question that'll still fit the atoga theme thread and this is the thanks i get
>>35026600Nope, still sounds a bit batshit. Because to refer to yourself as though you were someone in the third person loving your first person is just split thinking. Every person I've met who professed the self love mantra had been mentally unwell, which is why they drank the self love kool aid to begin with to try and solve their problems by doing nothing actionable
>>35026597My arm, bc I love legs too much
>>35026602That's the dumbest fucking excuse imaginable. Go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.
>>35026595>Makes no fucking sensePeople have schedules, family shit, work shit, and conflicts. Friends and family fucking die. Babies steal months of time.But no. No excuses! Fuck me now or you're a frigid bitch!Very reasonable.I didn't say jack shit about stress.
>>35026607atoga anons r so cruel to me
>>35026597MTempting fuckdoll mode, but gotta go with the arm
>>35026608You lack severe self awareness. You didn't need to use the word stress when you already framed it as >Family shit >Work shit>Conflicts>Friends and family fucking die >Babies (STEAL) months of timeYou're stressed up the ass and if your woman isn't doing her part to relieve you of stress she's failing her duty as a wife. It's as simple as that. Just as a man has duties and obligations to provide to his woman, she needs to reciprocate. And if she isn't doing that it's because she doesn't respect you.
>>35026611>Tempting fuckdoll modemen r so weird sometimes oh my gosh
>>35026609You give us cruel choices and fantasize about us getting mutilated
Foids, if a guy doesn't put moves on you by date#2 is he friendzoned?
>>35026604>third person Well, it's weird to talk about it. Like how you both concentrate and relax at the same time while squeezing out a turd. I don't have a smooth way to say it.>Every person I've met who professed the self love mantra had been mentally unwell,Oh yeah. Professing self love is a huge red flag. You're just supposed to love yourself, not walk around telling people to do it.It's like this: There are people who run themselves ragged caring about others because they believe that is good to do. But meanwhile, they'd never treat anyone or criticize anyone the way they treat themselves. How are you supposed to treat others with kindness and respect if you don't treat yourself with kindness and respect?Love yourself.Love others.Love life.But shut the fuck up about or you sound like a granola faggot.
>>35026609Be less retarded and annoying and maybe you'll be treated better.
>>35026609Cute response tho.Head pats earned.
>>35026618>asks demented question>gets upset with demented answerNever change, foids.
>>35026618moids r addicted to porn and hentai its not a big surprise
>>35026615It's not about the stress, retard.Enjoy fucking at your mom's funeral. Real time saver.If you're being stupid on purpose, I'm cutting bait.
Moids, can I borrow your penises?
>>35026621Yeah all of that unnecessary mental bloat can be bypassed if you just stop caring one way or the other about self love or self hate. If it's hard for you to define it's because the concept is bullshit and you're better off without it. All a man needs to do is just set about doing things in his external realm of influence, and then choose someone worthwhile to give love to. If he hasn't chosen an unworthy person it means that person returns the love to you and everyone is satisfied. No vague and messy self love shit needed
>>35026628No.
>>35026625i asked a spooky halloween themed questionu gave a demented answer>>35026622atoga humanity on a decline..>>35026624atoga humanity restored :D
>>35026628Depends what you'll do with it
>>35026628What for?
>>35026595This redpill larp poster is getting pretty annoying
>>35026628Yeah sure but I'm boutta nut
>>35026633>>35026634An art project.
>>35026587>Why does it bother you so much? Especially given the fact that we have multiple pedophiles who post here.Maybe he's one of them?
gender, how much of agenuine person r u?
>>35026638Just return it how you found it
>>35026629It's not complex. I spelled it out. You're resisting it for some reason. I'm not invested enough to guess why. You can be just fine without ever considering how you think about yourself I suppose.Good luck with that.
>>35026621>Love yourself.>Love others.>Love life.Cheat on your wife?
Why do women hate porn so much?
>>35026632>i asked a spooky halloween themed questionTry something more ghosts and goblins and less Saw.
>>35026635You’re absolutely right. A woman refusing to fuck her man is actually her showing him respect. I’m going to respect the hell out of her then by refusing to coddle her bullshit emotions.
>>35026645They don't hate it enough
>>35026645cuz it makes things men we can all naturally and very easily have certain body types/ features that most of us dont and then they think we are ugly cuz of that :/ >>35026646lol ok fair enough
>>35026644Read that second line again.
>>35026645Women can’t stand the world not revolving around them for one moment.
>>35026652Porn is the world revolving around women, that's the problem. They are women who get free money to lay on their back and have an orgasm.
>>35026653Women only ever see themselves individualistically.
>>35026641You should really just ask how many posters are autistic.
>>35026369They're the hottest femanons though (London aside)
mfw mentally comparing femanon alongside peak emily bloom
>>35026651Some people would do anything for love, including cheating on their wife
men and women here are GROSS
I love the vague and messy
>>35026368>men are so bad at sexYou say this, and then never give us feedback.
>>35026662I am gross, I wanna facefuck a woman. That's a gross thing to do
>>35026646Ghosts? Goblins? Where?!
I’m gonna breed you, in the pussy.
>>35026655>>35026655I know. Which is why porn enables women greatly and men put them on a pedestal and overvalue their worth precisely because porn conditions men into doing that, meanwhile the woman is getting money to have an orgasm. Read that out loud, the woman is getting money to bust her ovaries.Imagine if you got free money just for jerking off. That's how fucking easy they have it, because of porn.
>>35026647I'm talking about all your posts to date, You're a tool bro
>>35026673Never knew you were the thread secretary. You're also a shit one because you replied to a different anon.
>>35026671No you're not.
>>35026658She has an uncanny look in her eyes, doll-like and unthinking. Her emotions and affections are shallow and fleeting, visible on he surface but wrapped around a hollow core.
>>35026676>tfw no 6"3 wife with gravity defying tits
>>35026674Can't fool me you ain't smart
Can women with large breasts cast more powerful spells?
>>35026679Sure thing, I'll let you think that it'll be better to keep you floundering
>>35026680no they already used most of their magic to get said large breasts
Women, how would you feel if your man smelled like female hair products? Bv do not reply
>>35026683good.
>>35026653>They are women who get free money to lay on their back and have an orgasm.>have an orgasmAnon, I've got some bad news.
>>35026651>Love others>(not all of them, tho)No contradiction here
>>35026681You talk a lot of tall shit about having a wife and kids for a guy in his 30s with neither a wife nor kids
>>35026683>He probably smells really nice.(You don't get to tell me what to do, newb.)
>>35026680No, they get in the way of the casting animation. They're more suited to being warriors with those bludgeoning weapons strapped to their chest.
>>35026686Okay, lay on their back and fake an orgasm. Either way their legs spread and they make a few vocal moans and they're collecting a fat paycheck. They're free loaders all the same
>>35026692NTA>Getting dicked by porn stars with huge cocks isn't hard workAnon, you can dislike porn all you want, but come on.
>>35026084I need a misandrist baddie so badI like her with bangs though
>>35026662>men and women here are GROSSThat's probably why we are here, welcome to the gender equality
>>35026688And you can't identify one poster from the next considering I'm 27 and engaged. Why do you bother people watching on an anonymous forum?
>come here to chat with ppl>the moids r being gross 80% of the timei'll be waiting for u moids to be off your man periods.
>>35026702I think your fetish is gross
>>35026702You're more gross than I'll ever be
>>35026701NTA. How'd you find a femchud?
>>35026641Not very desu, if I was actually my genuine self all the time IRL I'd be a complete basketcase. Last time I really let my guard down I was put on antipsychotics. I make an effort to reel it in and act somewhat civil and pleasant >>35026702>to be off your man periodsNever gonna happen
>>35026107>but I'm worried its some feminism thing with herI hope it's a feminist thing Pass the ball anon
>>35026702What'd I do?
Star Trek was always shit
>>35026713I used to watch Star Trek with my mom so I'll always have a soft spot for itDon't care for sci-fi in general though, most of it is geek slop
>>35026702That's the kind of post you get when I'm not around. :^)
>>35026718I prefer Greek slop
Do most women wanna be picked up during sex or just the heavy ones?
>>35026702We live in an Ohio fever dream
>>35026412>You have weird attractions to menI think the men I am attracted to is pretty straightforward. Except Post Malone. That one doesn't make any sense.>>35026474>"I have asthma.">[snatches inhaler and throws it]>"Not anymore!"Based sensei Lawrence curing asthma and paralysis without that gay reiki shit Miyagi did.>>35026537>what are (You)r plans for the weekend?I'm taking my wife on a date Saturday. Not sure about Sunday.>>35026580Why is Sam getting raped?>>35026590>have aby women here watched redo the healer, Yes>did you enjoy when the twinkish MC is rapedNo, but I lost all sympathy for him after what he did to the lesbian knight.>>35026597My arm. No question.
>>35026721i wanna be picked up!
>>35026726Nice
>>35026725>I think the men I am attracted to is pretty straightforwardBeing attracted to roidtrannies is anything but normal
>>35026721Do Not Pick Me Up At All
>>35026728Unless you're under 300lbs
Why do homosexuals always expose their feet and wiggle their toes?
Who is going to be the next governor in Ohio?
>>35026725>Based sensei LawrenceHe's literally me
>>35026734Looks like Bill Clinton
>>35026733Hopefully Afroman
>>35026702Are we really more gross than a dyke homewrecker who doesn't take responsibility for her actions?>>35025521>>35025861
>>35026733Amy Acton in the best of all possible worlds. Fuck Ramaswamy.
>>35026731more like 400
Who tf is afroman
>>35026734Skinny mid blond moid
>>35026597Sorry babe, I need both arms
>>35026733>>35026736>>35026739Why do you people know and care about random flyover states politics?
>>35026744so greedy.. isnt one arm enough?
>>35026745Ohio is possibly the best known swing state.
>>35026745Ohio produced the sitting Vice President. Ohio is an important swing state in every presidential election. As goes Ohio, so goes the nation. It's also an essential part of the defense industrial base and has extensive trade with Canada due to the Great Lakes. Everyone should care about Ohio.
>>35026718>Don't care for sci-fi in general though, most of it is geek slopFemale spotted
>>35026746I can't do half of the things I do with one hand
>>35026742Based Negro
>>35026746nta but everyone needs both arms, nobody needs one leg we have those cool carbon fiber blade thingies that work better than legs
>>35026719You're the nicest guy on here
Femanon, is it upsetting that your friend is prettier than you?
>>35026745>State with 3.5 major cities that everyone can name>Random flyover state
>>35026732Was a fag toe tapping in the shit stall next to you?
>>35026756>nicest guynow there's a prize worth winning
>>35026742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipeN9r2V_eI
>>35026759I just notice that when men show toe and flex feet it's always a homo doing it. It is a gay behaviour.
>>35026760>now there's a prize worth winningReward: celibacy
>>35026749>As goes Ohio, so goes the nationSo, down the shitter?
>>35026758Cleveland, Cincinnati, Toledo and...?
>>35026763Toe tapping is an old gay code for "I'm open to sex"
>>35026753I'll be the judge of that, post his best shit
>>35026767It's not toe tapping, it's wearing flip flops or going barefoot and showing their soles in the air.
>>35026597>He'd look good as a darker lieutenant dan, but I will still choose my own arm.
>>35026758>3.5 major citiesLebronvilleMiami (Ohio)ClevelandWhat’s the 0.5?
>>35026766Columbus and Dayton combined are the other .5
>>35026768Go look up his feud with the Adams County sheriff's office.
>>35026751>>35026754u can get a robot arm tho
>>35025521>Moids>How bad it is if a woman used to dyke out back in college?Is she straight now or what?
>>35026756I really am. :^)
>>35026772ngl I couldn't have come up with Dayton if I had a gun to my head
An alien prophet who came to Earth once told me "If you go to Akron, Ohio, you will die."
>>35026774No I can't
>>35026769>it's wearing flip flopsNbd if it's summer>or going barefoot and showing their soles in the air.Yeah that's always weird
>>35026780yes u can
>>35026778It's known for NASA shit. Space travel.
>>35026757Yes
>>35026774>u can get a robot arm thoI can make one myself for that matter but hands are our primary sensitive things and we don't have very good ways to do hand things yet. feet don't do much of anything other than hurt.
>>35026768>>35026773Time to post Afroman kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4AiuqQpB1Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM8Ee6pcXvQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lpraTioF8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wWQxSV8CK8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWQBCGkyLuk
Men, why do you complain about being circumcised rather than stretching out your foreskin to regrow it?
>>35026783They're all expensive and pretty dogshit
>>35026757This is why I stopped having as many female friends because they seethe at my identities instead of minding their own business.
>>35026662Women usually commission rape.Men usually commission femdom.Moral is that both genders are lazy pieces of shit who want their partner to do all the job in the bed.
>>35026785Pic and your response is peak foid brain.>that girl is pretty>are you calling me ugly?
Soon, everyone will know. Everyone will know that he has been raped. That he has been tortured by cocks in his bum. And soon, he will be humiliated and shamed. Rotten fruit will be thrown at him, for acting like such a Catamite! For allowing himself to experience such vile acts of buggery.
>>35026790but they look so sugoi >>35026786youd be surprised how advancedthey can be
>>35026773Gimme the qrd niqqa>>35026787Wtf am I listening to
>>35026784I actually didn't know that.
>>35026788I think the foreskin thing is a learned trauma. Muslims are taking over the world and you never hear them complaining about getting snipped.
>>35026795Wake me up when I can play guitar with one
>>35026795>youd be surprised how advancedthey can benah I keep up with the latest. getting breddy gud but we have a long way still to go.
If you were the age you are now, but in Orlando in 1995, you would be living a very different life.
I would probably kill myself if I lost the ability to play guitar
>>35026798Their whole deal is an angry reaction to having chopped dicks. If they were intact they'd be peacefully minding their own business. But now they feel inadequate unless they have 12 white wives and a global caliphate
>>35026803post calused fingers>>35026799look it up and youll see plenty
>>35026803I should have learned to ply guitar. I should have learned to play them drums.
>>35026803mhm post your attempt at asturias by albenizthen go listen to williams or segovia
>>35026804NTABut Jews are also all chopped but are far more chill than Muslims.
>>35026788It won't unkeratinize the skin
>>35026729>Being attracted to roidtrannies is anything but normalIt used to be normal. Societal beauty standards may have changed, but the aesthetic appeal of bodybuilding hasn't.>>35026734>Coors Banquet>Dad rock>Latina MILF enjoyerHespect >>35026739>Fuck Ramaswamy.It's so crazy that being Indian and a billionaire aren't the worst things about him.>>35026742>Who tf is afromanColt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we need.>>35026802>If you were the age you are now, but in Orlando in 1995, you would be living a very different life.I wish I was like 21 in Miami in the 80's, but without all the Cubanos.
>>35026788>regrownigger what
>>35026808They just do it differently. 1000 goy slaves and all
>>35026812Oh you're one of those retards.
>>35025775good data...okay now, women, whats the smallest peenor you would date?
>>35026807Nta>You can't enjoy playing instruments unless you can do x extremely technical world-class level thingWhat is this mindset called?
>>35026796>Gimme the qrd niqqa>cops pick up a junkie who tells them some bullshit about Afroman having tons of drugs and sex slaves in his house>they get a judge to roll with it and issue a no-knock warrant same day>kick the door in, fuck the place up, find nothing, take his cash (no one was home during the raid fortunately)>the whole thing gets caught on his security cameras>he asks them to pay for the damage caused>they tell him to kick rocks>he takes the security footage and starts putting out music videos calling them fat, gay, retarded, and fat>they sue him>he counter sues and wins
>>35026810>I wish I was like 21 in Miami in the 80's, but without all the CubanosCuban women are ridiculously hot
>>35026805I see zero in the way I actually play
>>35025775I'd never met a midget irl until anon.
>>35026816>What is this mindset called?idk but I don't understand how wom- uh people live with extreme mediocrity
Ok. Which one of you got poopmaxing to trend?
>>35026823Do you have the tism by chance
>>35026825Probably analfag, he's been mysteriously absent recently.
>>35026827well yeah
>>35026757No. Since I'm dating her.
>>35026829Of course. Who else would think artistic merit is defined by complexity
>>35026815No micro penises. So nothing less than 3 inches.
>>35026829Plap if femanon
>>35026833>Anonymous 10/22/26(Thu)22:04:04No.35026833â–¶>>>35026829>Of course. Who else would think artistic merit is defined by complexityExactly, Jackson Pollock proved that
Women, when is it a Macropenis?
>>35026834Jesus, you girls would date 3 inchers?And niggas really obsess over their 5 inchers
>>350268378"
We’re going on an adventure next April
>>35026833>>35026836ah yes, I too conflate incredibly sophisticated classical composers with abstract jizzrag modern art
>>35026836>t. East Coast fag
>>35026840To candy mountain?
>>35026840I'd go paint autism peak as a date.
>>35026844That is a place where rape has happened. At times I still hear the screams of the victims as their bodies were forcibly pumped full of seed by their attackers.
>>35026836Jackson Pollock was trolling and making statement pieces but at the end of the day he won, his work did what it was supposed to do.
Autistic Femcel, Goth Tsundere, or Bubbly Tomboy gf?
>>35026837When it's intimidating while flaccid. Only seen it in person a couple times in clinic.
>>35026846That's just the Liopleurodon
>>35026848Which one won't cheat, otherwise I want Goth tomboy.
>>35026848You rang?
>>35026832NTAFriends to lovers the cutest origin story imo
how am i suppposed to survive this winter without a husband to keep me warm
>>35026848Why not all 3
>>35026855tiski tok
another terible day
>>35026854We went more like lovers to friends to lovers again.
>>35026855just marry your boyfriend.
>>35026862i dont have one of those neither>>35026859did u just cast a curse on me
>>35026864Now now, good girls don't lie.
>>35026855You're supposed to be able to build a bonfire now, like I can. We didn't feminism so you can sit on your ass.
>>35026848>Bubbly Tomboy gfThis would cure my depression.
>>35026866feminism was a mistake, i wouldnt mind being a housewife >>35026865i am a good girl yes but i am also not lying
>>35026861Oh, you're JH.
>>35026864>did u just cast a curse on menah seems redundant
>>35026869My hatred for women manifests as me being a feminist and dismantling the patriarchy because all women must suffer a day job and the pain of paying for their own meals.
>>35026871well i gues i should thank u for not kicking me when im alreday down>>35026872ur evil!! D:
>>35026856You're not chad
My niece's hot college (girl)friend asked her for my number to hookup. I LOVE women.
I am distrustful of men with wide mouths and especially of men with fat lips
>>35026876men w thin pink lips are pure of heart i wuv them
>>35026089You're hot.
>>35026875ama keep us posted
>>35026877>>35026876Thanks.
>>35026870Don't sound so disappointed.
>>35026829Are you cute?
>>35026876How dare. I love >his kissy lips.
>>35026882It's just that I've already finished our dialogue tree.
ibeprofinibefartin
>>35026886well all of you is fucking fat so figures you'd be into that
>>35026886He looks bi without the metal hair
>>35026887But we're always unlocking new story content.
>>35026838Even men who think they understand pornbrain really underestimate how mindraped by porn their self image is.
>>35026891>>35023754Consult the chart
Dominos why do you gotta change the box every other month?
>>35026834microbros...
>>35026888That's not how you spell it idiot
>>35026895I just drove for 6 hours I could really go for some goyslop rn, nowhere's open anymore I'll have to wait till the morning
men would u do it if ur gf wanted to try sex with u thrusting in her to the cbat song beat
>>35026898ibespellin
My cock is 5.5x5.7 inches. Am I cooked?
>>35026900I don't know what that is but sure whatever idc sex's sex
>>35026899Bummer
>>35026876im just ugly you can just say thats why you hate me its really fine
>>35026902Did you put it in the microwave for 30 seconds?No.
>>35026902your cock is a rectangle?
>>35026902Holy fuck that's thick.
>>35026902Tuna can dick. The "chode"
men deserve love no matter what their cock size is
>>35026907>>35026908>>35026909On my best day its 6x5.7. I measure the girth at the base but it's pretty thick. My hand cramps when I beat off for longer than 10 minutes
>>35026910Mine is tiny.
>>35026894>Bisexual women prefer the darkest guys in the sampleHis hope and optimism gone...
>>35026910Nobody deserves anything
>>35026911Is it tapered from the base to the tip?
>>35026913Did she stutter, faggot?
>>35026917She did.
>>35026916Kinda, might go down to 5.25 or so when you get past the middle
>>35026915not w that attitude>>35026913doesn’t matter
>>35026914Are you a nigga who wants to date straight white women or a bi white twink who wants to date bi women
>>35026892The pregnancy DLC is delayed
>>35026910Men with big dicks don't deserve love. https://youtu.be/vBJPlhnF3ao
>>35026924not from ugo back to ur wife, evil lady
>>35026924Well fuck you, too
I'm a slow walkerI go out early, and walk like I don't have to be anywhere and arrive on time.It's hard being a slow trekker.
>had another date scheduled with picrel after we met and fucked for the first time>she said nothing until after bailing out on last week's date>she apologized profusely so I gave her another shot and scheduled another date>she hasn't responded to any texts or calls since Tuesday>our rescheduled date plans meant for Wednesday aka yesterday fell throughWomen, would you be this spiteful in order to get back at a guy by bailing out on date plans a second time and ghosting him even when you're the one who cancelled a date and caused issues to begin with? Is this something a woman would do?
What is the cosmic joke? Am I God? Are we all God?
>>35026928Those titties must've felt nice
bro i took such a strong edible im still feeling it 9 hours later....
I wish i had a cute woman with lots of eye makeup to facefuck right now
>>35026924tall men are far more evil than the evilest hung manlet thoughbeit
>>35026922I can at least give you developer updates.
>>35026914>this one doesn't know my lore.
women, I just want you to know you have very nice and caressable legs, unless they're hairy or fat
>>35026932What would baby Jesus think? You filthy STONER.
>>35026934Manlets are always seething and vindictive. Tallchads are chill, they sit in the breeze and don't care
men, i just want you to know you have very nice and caressable legs, especially if they're hairy and fat
>>35026937What's the difference between fat legs and thick thighs?
sex
>>35026941mine are covered in scars, they look like gamer legs.
>>35026937>women, I want you to know I lust for your boney femurs and tibia
>>35026945>they look like gamer legsWhat?
>>35026930>What is the cosmic joke?Time.>Am I God?No.>Are we all God?No.
>>35026941They're a mix between somewhat chubby and muscular, very thick and not flabby, they're hairy yes, no I'm not fat, they're just very nice and I've gotten compliments over them.No you can't touch them they're for my girl.
>>35026947you'll have to go down that rabbit hole yourself.
GOD I LOVE PUSSY. SLIP N SLIDE HAHAHAHAHA
>>35026945everyones got scars, its finei just care that they are fat and hairy are they?>>35026949>no I'm not fat,i wouldnt wanna touch them then, ur safe
What did god mean when he created time. Why did he have to do that.
>>35026952I lost most hair on my legs from the scars.They're also the most muscular part of me.
>>35026942You just know
>>35026931It was the first time I've fucked big tits (G-cups) on a non-fatty/slim-ish frame and it was fantastic sight. Which is why I'm both pretty pissed and distraught at getting dates cancelled (twice) and ghosted by her
>>35026951Grool is one of the best things on this planet
>>35026952>i wouldnt wanna touch them thengoddamn how many chubby chasers do we have here
>>35026959Says someone who doesn't need to wash snail trails out of their underwear.
>>35026958what a fucking whore
>>35026958Breedable
>>35026940tallfags know they have an instant life cheat code and get away with bad behavior.
>>35026928>Women, would you be this spiteful in order to get back at a guyGet back at a guy for what?
>>35026960im the fat fetishist or at least thats what ppl call themso i think theres only me>>35026956treat ur legs nicer anon
>>35026955Time creates entropy, entropy creates risks, rush and necessity, those create ambition and temptations.
>>35026967Can't help it.
>>35026968Stupid fruit didn't even taste that good
I'd let a chick eat out my ass as long as she didn't stick anything but her tongue in
>>35026971Just get out of the closet, Anon.you unlock the other half of the population if you're just honest about it to yourself
Everything is a simulation and solipsism is true.
>>35026971I would tear you both in twain with a destructo disk
>>35026971I don't trust a man to prep and shave properly for ass eating. The amount of effort I put into making my ass edible isn't fully appreciated.
anyone else getting those ereie iluminati ads
>>35026972A shocking amount of women wanna rim their man
>>35026976I don't get ads.
>>35026977That's on them, but anon is gay for brining it up.
>>35026942NTA. The former are big everywhere
>>35026802I'd probably have a wife and kids...
>>35026984agp post.
>>35026984I would but it'd be a disrespectful kind of fuck
>>35026984>VARgentina shirtAbsolutely fucking not
I think I would cook more if I had a gf.economies of scale type shit, efforts, and all that.
>>35026984Girls are the only ones who think she’s attractive. It’a just like girls’ obsession with meagan fox.
>>35026620>Foids, if a guy doesn't put moves on you by date#2 is he friendzoned?Women. Please answer this
>>35026966I figured she felt she was disrespected when I responded negatively to her bailing out on our date last week.I started dry texting/one-wording her figuring she wasn't interested and couldn't muster up the courage to call things off. Then she sent me long paragraphs about how she was sorry, giving me explanations and excuses, why she liked me, etc. Maybe she looked back yesterday and felt pathetic and is cancelling a second date and ghosting me in return for making her feel that way.
moids do i get head pats for doing my math homework tonight :3
>>35026992>>35026620Then elaborate retard, what do you mean a move?Hand holding?Kiss?Actual sex?So many bases and zero elaboration, not to mention that a date doesn't happen in a vacuum, if you knew someone for a while but then only had a first date after 3 months a kiss is extremely normal and possibly even expected if it goes well.Not a foid just telling you the question is retarded.
>>35026989>economies of scale type shit, efforts, and all that.Nah, it’s more that you don’t give a shit bc you know you have tail at home no mater what, so all that pressure you put on yourself and self-doubting goes away.
>>35026996Is this the same chick who got like a 60 on an exam and thinks she can get into engineering? If so, too little too late.
>>35026998wut that
>>35026277>State gender>Do you have a problem with women who post their ass online and then complain about being sexualized?MNo, I think it's funny
>>35026996Were you the one that failed your calc test?
>>35026999>>35027002u guys suck
>>35026932>bro i took such a strong edible im still feeling it 9 hours laterI ate two Hometown Hero cookies, slept for 12 hours and was still high when I woke up. >>35026943>sexSex is cool and all, but have you ever laid your head in a woman's lap while she gently caresses your face with a makeup brush and softly sings to you?>>35026961>Says someone who doesn't need to wash snail trails out of their underwear.Just lick them. Duh.>>35026991>Girls are the only ones who think she’s attractive. Guys do, too. But they don't obsess over her like they would an Alexandra Daddario or Ana de Armas.>It’a just like girls’ obsession with meagan fox.Guys were obsessed with her in Transformers. Women were obsessed with her in Jennifer's Body.
State GenderIf you could choose any body part of yours to make sentient, which would you choose? Hard mode: Don't say "Penis" or "Vagina".
>>35026997You're not even a filthy, freeloading, fucking foid!
>>35026999I got like 3 test results of a 4, 8 and a 12 in high school...out of a 100 scale.Still passed those classes and got into engineering, math is literally just locking in and practicing.
>>35027005elbow or ear
>>35027004>But they don't obsess over her like they would an Alexandra Daddario or Ana de Armas.Kudos for theory of mind
>>35027004>she condones eating her own groolBitch you should also know that it's only hot when you're not the supplier.
>>35027005MDoes it get a face or what? I'd probably choose my left hand and start dressing like D.
>>35027003You're too desperate for attention. Try harder at school instead of trying to get praise from men on 4chan.
>>35027005Nose
Why aren't men going to singles events? They are literally begging you to go to them because they can't get enough men to sign up! They are locking women who want to go out of these! I mean these are women that are literally looking for men, they want to settle down, have a relationship. They don't want to do the dating ratrace anymore.
>>35027015Bot got activated
>>35027013i did bad on tests even before i starting browsing here im just not a good test taker
>>35027005MTongue
>>35027015I'm convinced if I was the only man in a sea of 100 women, none would want me
>>35027017Beep Bop Boop!
I need to cum in a latina's pussy right now
Grrr women and their many wrongs
Why do women hate men now?
I need to go to those bomb countries in the middle east and eat their cuisine.Wish it wasn't so dangerous.
either gender whats the worst movie youve ever seen and why
>>35027005FMeaning what? It gets it's own brain that I have to argue with? I'm pretty sure I'd hate it no matter what I picked. Eyes or ears I guess so they can tell me about things I missed during processing that they actually did see/hear.
>>35027023>>35027024The duality of man
>>35027023Careful buddy, thats how you become a father. They've got 103% fertility rates with a 2% margin of error
>>35027018>im just not a good test takerThat’s just a thing dumb people say to make themselves feel better.
>>35027023Don't look at me, Korra's right there. She'll take the bullet for the thread, right?
>>35027032 if uhave nothing nice to say dont say anything at all
>>35027026This would do numbers as a tweet but the kind where they have to backtrack instead of doubling down on the racism
>>35027025MI think they always have 2bh, they just couldn't say it openly.
>>35027027F. Idk about EVER, but that new Fantastic Four movie was lame as fuck.
>>35027005>If you could choose any body part of yours to make sentient, which would you choose?Hair, definitely. I could do so much cool shit.>>35027010>She doesn't suck her fingers when she masturbates>mrw>>35027027>whats the worst movie youve ever seenDragon Ball EvolutionIt made The Last Airbender seem alright.
>>35026620No. I'd assume he had mega autism tho.
>>35027023Spic here and I just fucking LOVE ghost white pale girls with black hair.Pulling the moves on one right now, yet everyone online goes crazy about latinas.Like yeah they're latinas too but it's not the same, I don't get the obsession.
>>35027015Women don't go to that event to date guys. They go because they want the praise and attention.
Can we start hiring the people who predicted this stuff instead of demonizing them
>>35027027M2025 war of the worlds
>>35027033I'll take your bussy, anon
>>35027034I don’t take advice from disney cartoons.
>>35027040It's the hips and the skin tone for me
>>35027029What if your boobs told you every time they get checked out?
>>35027027M, i’ve seen a fair bit of mst3k so it’s hard to say.
>>35027041Those events usually have like game show type deals and women enter for free and get goodies when they partake.Men have to pay to join
>>35027027Mr Bean’s Holiday
>>35026992He's "good boy zoned". He's not going to like the sexual past conversation might as well cut and run early.
>>35027027MaleI got through about half an hour of the Borderlands movie and shut it off when I realized it was generic Hollywood slop wearing a video game franchise like a skin suit.
>>35027045who do u take advice from grouchy
>>35027027FInAPPpropriate Comedy. Apparently the ShamWow guy made some movies and this is one of them. And holy fuck was it one of the most painfully unfunny things I've ever seen in my life. I had to turn it off 50 minutes in and I rarely do that for movies.
>>35027040>Like yeah they're latinas too but it's not the sameWhat?
>>35027048So wait my boobs also grow eyes I'm so confused about what you mean by sentience in this. I have my own eyes for that I don't need my boobs to have their own awareness they're part of me. Plus how would knowing when they're being looked at more than I already do be a benefit?
>>35027038Finger sucking is so barsexual. If you're going to taste yourself, it's only hot when you make it as fucked as possible by sucking a dildo you've been using all night. Ideally one that doesn't have that cheap plastic taste.And then you have to look yourself in the mirror with yourself smeared on your face and reevaluate what you do on lonely Saturday nights.
>>35027052>He's not going to like the sexual past conversation might as well cut and run early.Does every guy ask about your body count?
>>35027054Engineering graduates
>>35027057I'm a spic, I love the black hair pale white girls in this country that are also spics, naturally, but ask anyone obsessed about latinas and they're not gonna be interested.Latina is a very broad term, and in many countries it could go from blue eyed blonde woman to a pygmy looking motherfucker.
>>35027061c's still get degrees >:]
>>35027023Isn't that kind of sloppy?
>>35026984she seems like she'd want really dominant strong man sex but i really dont like that at all so we'd be a bad match.
>>35027064These wmlf bros are always punching above their weight class
>>35027060>Does every guy ask about your body count?Almost all of them can't help themselves. They think they want to know but knowing doesn't make it better it just makes them obsess over it more. Only one guy had a "don't ask don't tell" approach to it and I suspect he had a pretty high count. Even a guy with 30+ bodies couldn't help but ask and was really angry that I wouldn't answer the question but flipped on a dime when I relented and it was less than his. It bothers them for some reason. I don't want to know. He's with me now the past vaginas can stay there they don't need to live in my head. Knowing exactly how many people he fucked before me serves no purpose.
>>35027064damn, now I want nachos.
where can i find a bpd girl to emotionally abuse and cheat on me, hypothetically speaking
>>35027065She seems like one of those chicks whose feminist beliefs are just bratty sub energy writ large.
>>35027066Bro is well groomed, in shape and probably has a decent job
>>35027066Why?The guy isn't even close to being ugly, the only problem I see is his awful fucking clothes but come on.The bigger problem is they're not ready for the absolute batshit insanity that is dating a latina, only latin men and few non latin men can pull that off.
>>35027067Weird, I'm a virgin but I wouldn't want to know.
>>35027070All women are like that
>>35027067they do want to knowbut if the number is higher than zero you are for the streetsI don't really care personally I think you are for the streets even if the number is zero
>>35027074I think there are genuine man haters out there
>>35027069Why would you want a monogamous relationship like that.
Femanons are my cardinal directions
>>35027067Some of us prefer women with higher body counts
>>35027077They can be plap-broken as well.
Susan B. Shopping
>>35027080Ue?
>>35027082Good luck fixing BV then
>>35027083>Susan B.Was a lesbian, apparently. Whowouldathunk?
>>35027080Busty Femanons are my load star
>>35027088Whatthefuck
What is the woman equivalent of studying the blade
>>35027067Knowing isn't about feeling good.Knowing is about making sure your partner deserves you.
men would u eat rainbow goldfishout of my palms like a duck
>>35027090Star charts
>>35027085She knows and admits she needs plappies. Her problem is that nobody gives it to her anymore. This is a theoretical science; any woman CAN be factory reset, not every one will.
>>35027093Ducks let you get that close?
>>35027095Resets are only ever temporary.
>>35026965They can do what they want, manlets are domesticated cucks that have to abide by the rules
>>35027093only if I could amputate and mummify them for use as convenient goldfish scoops
>>35027093Fat fetish spammer...
>>35027098ur the duck so yamoids are more trusting than ducks>>35027103what>>35027104no, youd have to eat a lot of goldfish to get fat
>>35027093No, they're not very healthy, and don't taste good enough to make up for it.
>>35027005M THE LEFT HAND
>>35027108fine, u can get fed raw carrots then mr health nut
>>35027106>whatdon't ask questions you don't want answered honestly
Hey honey, what's for dinner
>>35027108I'd feed you beans.
>>35027113he's gonna be one gassy duck
How romantic
>>35027112Fuck I forgot to eat my other breast.
>>35027110That's fine as long as they're washed I guess.>>35027113What kind? I've only had baked and black.
Not a single recently released or upcoming major children's movie has a boy as the main protagonist. Women, what are your thoughts on this?
>>35027118how come women have no problem watching male main characters but not vice versa>>3502711710 lbs of carrots for u, enjoy
>>35027112Beans, beef, pork, and rice.>>35027118Who cares?
>>35027119>how come women have no problem watching male main characters but not vice versaBecause boys need male role models. A woman being a tomboy is not going to affect her life, a boy acting feminine will make his life shit.
>>35027117White northern... or pink..
>>35027119>10 lbs of carrots for u, enjoyWhy are you trying to turn me orange? I don't want to look like the orange guy.>>35027123They sure like naming beans after colors. Big Bean needs to get more creative.
>>35027118Men of decent taste have dozens of kid cartoons to pick from through the yesteryears with all male interractions. Just ask QT why he's obsessed with female cast cartoons.
Should I pay $1000 for a whore?
>>35027126>orangeembrace ur true inner fox fursona
Bean-sized carrot or carrot-sized bean?
>>35026725>Except Post Malone. That one doesn't make any sense.the last girl I dated had Post Malone has her celebrity crush. I never got to the bottom of why. But then again she also thought Mark Addy was the most attractive actor in Game of Thrones.
>>35027126You live where the orange people are though. You'll fit right in.
>>35027118You had your chance with Elio.
>>35027132carrots are already bean sized
>>35027078im a masochist
>>35027131But foxes stink. Literally. Like pee.>>35027134I've yet to see one spray tan. Not that I look in the direction of people outside often.
>>35027122NTAHow the fuck do men always say the most misandrist shit about themselves.>Women are fine without female role models, but men are so pathetic that they can't survive without a good male role model.
>>35027132I'm pretty sure Hyenas have carrot sized beans
>>35027118That's a bummer, but alphas hardly watch movies at this point. How is modern vidya in terms of role models for lads?
>>35027139ur into monster girls yet u worry abt stinkyness?
>>35027133>moid has met another "fat bastard" fetishizing femanon in his wilderness
I like when women dye their hair blonde, especially if they're fair skinned
>>35027143I can live with her smelling monstrous, but that doesn't mean I want to too. Without the contrast, what's the point?
>>35027130>only time he smiles is when posting about indian women with white guysVolumes
Femanons really have boobs and I want to suckle them
>>35027140>How the fuck do men always say the most misandrist shit about themselvesNTA. You need to step your game up, femanon. Once again making us do most of the work.
>>35027145I like when I don't dye my hair. :^)
>>35027128I like how you assume I am watching this shit for myself. I am just concerned for the youth.
>>35027133>But then again she also thought Mark Addy was the most attractive actor in Game of Thrones.I mean he was the king and had a hot wife.
>>35027133Based Bobby B enjoyer
>>35027151Congrats
>>35027147coward...
>>35027155>and had a hot wife.
>>35027149No you don't.
>>35027158Huh?
>>35027155>had a hot wife.why would that make her like this? women are the opposite, they like men who arent already w hot women
>>35027140You didn't actually address anything I said. Once again, even if a girl grows up only around boys and men and only watches or plays media with boys she might just become a tomboy but it won't affect her. A feminine boy is doomed if he isn't gay. Would you date an emotional feminine man who doesn't believe in gender roles and paints his nails?
>>35027139Yeah I guess after the italians were done making fun of themselves and retired, it might have fallen off.
>>35027164My BF has crossdressed before and has no problems with crying around me, so no.
>>35027162to be one w the monstr one must be okay w geting a lil dirty
>>35027140Biological differences. Men are the active, agentic gender - expected to be the ones "doing". Passive, effeminate psychology stops this from happening.
>>35027169ntaDo you peg him?
>>35027163>women are the opposite, they like men who arent already w hot womenLol. Imagine believing this.
>>35027133>wrote 'has' instead of 'as'GUYS I SWEAR IT WAS A TYPOI'M NOT INDIAN>>35027144Her ex before me was a hapa twink and I'm a powerlifter with some amount of body dysmorphia because I don't have visible abs and really thick thighs>>35027155>and had a hot wife:^)>>35027156https://voca.ro/18aB2SKplc98I love Bobby B too, but Jaime's probably my favorite asoiaf character.
>>35027172No, I've never done that. The point is that there's nothing wrong with men having non traditionally masculine traits.
>>35027170I can already think of a few other ways I'd much rather become one with her...
>>35027163>women are the opposite, they like men who don't moan the name of a dead woman while they fuck themftfy
>>35027176Your boyfriend is a girlfriend tho
I need to bust a nut in a pussy three times in one session
Should i jack off? I already edged myself and it seeped out later. Did this a couple times, but i haven't fully jacked off in weeks. My nofap count is probably reset technically.
>>35027178ur gonna get pawed at if u dont behave
>>35027169That's great, the vast majority of women do not want that.
>>35027179natalie dormer was the pinnacle of mid women
>jerk off sitting down>I finish in a minute>jerk off standing up>I take about 10 minutes to finishDid I accidentally wire my brain a certain way?
>>35027183Is that a threat or a promise?
Why do women want to be creampied when they can't even feel the cum inside them?
>>35027187if there was anyone itt i could wish to become fat it would be u
>>35027185The hottest woman with the saddest tits
>>35027189Well keep dreamin', I dropped below 140 pounds for the first time since childhood recently!
>>35027192awful, just awful
Should I ask out the latina shortstack and risk falling in love with her, or should I continue to hold out for my hypothetical 6'3" blonde wife that definitely exists?
>>35027176Shame. Why does he cross dress? Just performance art?
>>35027190Was Smirkfu hotter than Sickfu?
>>35027182If you’ve been edging yourself during your nofap then there’s no way you haven’t gotten bad blue balls.
>>35027197He's done it a few times for cosplay.
>>35027195Hey, you don't see me disparaging you for not having wings or claws.
>>35027179When an author writes like this you know the book is just porn for them with a plot slapped on top
>>35027190>saddest titsstill moggs zendaya tho
>>35027186No. You activate your prostate by sitting likely.
>>35027201but i can’t grow those thingsu can very much grow ur belly back
>>35027176>The point is that there's nothing wrong with men having non traditionally masculine traits.Assuming you're not a tranny yourself, then nearly all other women would disagree with you.
I was ripping devilish farts on the plane because I ate airport moo shu beef for dinner but everyone assumed it was the crying baby in front of me
Legendary shorts pull. Aren't women great?https://youtu.be/ARdscR62iAY
>>35027184>even among degenerate fetishists, women near-universally are repulsed by faggotryAbsolute whitepill.
>>35027205>but i can’t grow those thingsNot with that attitude.>u can very much grow ur belly backI'd rather die, so I disagree!
>>35027190She looks like a female reviewbrah
>>35027202>When an author writes like this you know the book is just porn for them with a plot slapped on topNo wonder he can't finish now that he's old
>>35027081If you have a cuck fetish it doesn't count. >>35027092Personally I think that's a weird/gross metric to go by. And useless. People can lie and you'd have no real way of knowing whether the number is 6 or 60. My ideal partner doesn't care about the count I've basically started ending things instead of answering the question but I was weak with the most recent guy (30+ count guy). If you NEED to know we're not compatible and that's fine. I just think we should get that conversation out of the way asap instead of letting the guy build up this idea that I'm much less experienced than I am so he can get mad about it later. If it matters ask before you add to your own count with me lol.
>>35027118nag but I never cared about this as a kid. Mulan was one of my favorite movies when I was little. I don't think children understand the differences between the sexes well enough for this to matter.
>>35027210maybe u only felt so bad cuz no one rubbed ur belly and told u how hot u were while reaching down ur fupa to tease u
Man I wish we had more fucking Goonbait in this thread.
>>35027209Absolute blackpill for us twinkish boys wanting normal women
>>35027132Def big bean. Love me some bean.
>>35027202AFFC is the 4th book, where Cersei finally gets a PoV, and reveals from her internal monologue that she is entirely unhinged, delusional, and has Freudian dick envy.
>>35027218You mean >>35027217 doesn't turn you on?
>>35027219If it makes you feel any better, 99.9% of you actually dont look beautiful or feminine at all and you would be better off lifting and acting like a normal man.
>>35027215It's more of a slut fetish
State genderDo you hope that the next president is either Trump or a republican who is even meaner and more sexist as well as being far right
>>35027217No, I felt bad because being fat feels bad! Everything physical is too difficult and you're all sweaty all the time.
>>35027209>repulsed by faggotry>Absolute whitepillWhitepill how? They all support pushing it onto little boys and young men, when they themselves don't want a man like that. Feminist mothers and teachers are literally setting boys up for failure.
>>35027227MaleWhy the fuck would it be Trump unless america completely abandoned all pretenses of being a democracy?Trump should be hanged like the disgusting traitor he is.
>>35027229u just neeeded time to get used to italtho this does support my theory that men whove always been fat are superior to men who got fat later in life, even tho fit to fat is so sexy, whys life have to be cruel like this
>>35027224Not feminine necessarily but not masculine either. Lifting didn't really do anything for me I could never get out of ottermode and I still looked the way I did
>>35027227MIt should be Ron Paul, but we aren't allowed to have nice things.
>>35027218You guys aren't fuckable though.That's a problem.
>>35027233Get used to it? I was fat for like 13 years. From elementary school to my mid 20s.
>>35027232Traitor because you’re far right and he’s a kike or traitor because you’re a tds leftist
>>35027238NTAIt's insane how horseshoe theory now applies to people who hate Trump.
>>35027233Leave the man alone
>>35027237oh, i thought u only got fat as an adult, weird. maybe u should have invested in larger clothes and a fan then
>>35027235Is Ron Paul still alive? And what is Rand Paul up to these days? I was going to vote for him in 2016 but he dropped out so I voted Gary Johnson
>>35027238I don't think you can accuse people of having TDS when you're the deranged weirdo who started the conversation in the first place.
>>35027234You'll twink death eventually regardless of whether you want to or not. You can either choose to be cringe and try to hold onto it like a fag or just age gracefully and become more masculine.
>>35027241My clothes were oversized beyond belief and I had 3 fans. Didn't matter.
>>35027238Because he's both Israel greatest ally while also being the biggest piece of shit alive, he showed his true colors in 2016 and yet somehow people voted for him AGAIN.I'm neither far right nor far left, both left and right have good things, but the bipartisan system has ruined this country while the actual culprits get away with murder and the citizens fight each other over dumb shit.
>>35027241>I dropped below 140 pounds for the first time since childhood recently!You don't even read the posts you reply to, you retarded gooner.
>>35027188Well you see it's kind of necessary for the continuation of the species so we're hard wired to enjoy it. It's mental satisfaction not a physical sensation.
>>35027237For all her "nice girl UwU" posturing she's kind of unempathetic if your health or autonomy get in the way of her gooning.
Femanons, if you don't find balding on a man attractive then you're a pedophile.
>>3502724291 years young
Thunderous plaps
>>35027227Trump already did it twice he can't even run again this is a dumb question
how do you tell your gf you want her to go full diaper and be banned from the toilet
>>35027247no i read it, i just thought he only reached his highest in adulthood. 140 is low, its not like he said under 200 or something>>35027245fine whatever congrats on the weight loss i guess
>>35027244I'm not trying to be feminine but when I go balls out with trying to be masculine I just look like a kid in a man's clothes. I won't become more masculine when I get older, I'll just look the same but with some more wrinkles,you've got twinkdeath wrong
>>35027196If you don't then someone else will
>>35027251Are you going to also defend me then?
>>35027257Thanks!
>>35027251Balding is fine if he deals with it appropriately. What I won't deal with is fat.
>>35027256Aht aht. Cut your internet out right the fuck now. You need to be stopped. Take yourself directly to jail.
>>35027250i see the anon(s) who think 4chan posts can control reality are online
>>35027260Nobody cares what the 35+ BMI blob likes or doesn't like.
>>35027227I like this question because its too real. Lot of people forgetting Trump is already on his second term and can't run again unless something insane happens.
>>35027225I am unsure of how to feel about this.If he just wants road head I could work with it but I don't want to tell stories of past exploits for his sexual gratification.
>>35027265*hipchecks you into 2 aisles*
>>35027246Biggest piece of shit alive because he made all sorts of promises and rugpulled in order to serve kikes or biggest piece of shit alive because you’re a tds leftist
>>35027260Why doesn't fat fetishist want to rub your belly and call you hot?
>>35027250How you guys didn't see this way earlier is beyond me. She so obviously uses her immaturity to absolve herself of any wrongdoing
>>35027263why, its cute and valid
>>35027270lesbianism is gross!!!!!!!!!
>>35027268Imagine kicking her in the knee and watching her fall like the twin towers
>>35027266Let's also remember that he's old. Even if he could run for another term he'd be 82 when it started.
I like the *gluck* *gluck* sounds that foids making when they are taking just a little more cock than they are comfortable with.
>>35027270I don't think she's gay, anon. You respect people's sexual attraction orientation instead of yelling out your preference.
>>35027262If he deals with it appropriately then hes not gonna be able to get hard
foids, tell us your worst "oh god, he's trying to confess his feelings" horror stories.
>>35027281Bro ran out of incel bait on Twitter
>>35027278Unironically one of lifes greatest pleasures is hearing that sound
>>35027264You don't have to control reality to be a nasty person who wishes misfortune on everyone else. You want bad things to happen AND you whine when good things happen. You should be sincerely celebrating his weight loss for how it affects him, but instead you offer a sarcastic and disingenuous "fine whatever congrats i guess" while crying about how it affects you.
>>35027287im sure anon is very distraught that some random femanon isnt hyped for his weight losshe’s in shambled rn as we speak, i hope he can recover but.. we jus dont know.. this was very hard for him, poor guy
>>35027288You are awful to everyone and then you wonder why you don't have any friends.
State GenderDescribe your ideal first date
>>35027215It's hot for a woman to be unapologetic about wanting sex, and willing to go and get it.
>>35027280I meant shaving instead of a comb over
>>35027290im not awful ur just sensitive and have a grudge against me
>>35027278That’s performative.
>>35027291Mwe do something like pottery or ice skating or simply go for a nice walk at a botanical gardenshe enjoys my presencei enjoy hers i do not embarrass myself
Why are there so many rapist namefag men in these threads
>>35027262Fundamentally goes against what anon is saying
When I enter balding I'm gonna slick it back and grow it down to my neck
>>35027227I think it would behoove the Republican party to elect someone who actually does something when a notable fundraiser who moves hundreds of millions of dollars, gets his neck blown out by an assassin on a livestream
>>35027264I'm talking about empathy, not control.
>>35027297>she enjoys my presence>i enjoy hers>i do not embarrass myselfRealest shit I've read on this website
>>35027298A lotta edgy zoomer kids who wanna piss off their liberal parents are on the internet.
>>35027278This >>35027295I'm glad you like it and all but you should know it's being done for your benefit not because it's necessary.
>>35027294Nta, insane narc every
>>35027301>actually does somethingLike... enacting gun control?
>>35027279>You respect people's sexual attraction orientation instead of yelling out your preference.Which is kind of funny because she behaves the way a guy who really wants to fuck a lesbian does. "Oh, you don't want to be fat? Well you should try being fat around ME. It'll change your mind."
>>35027306idk what narc means in this context>>35027302itd be immensly narcisistic of me to assume id ever have any effect on any anon on here irl just cuz my posts on here. why should i baby ppl and assume ive done harmwhen i am just a mere background character in everyone else's life on here
>>35027299How is preferring he shave so it's fully bald instead of hanging on to the stragglers going against what he's saying?
>>35027291MWe have a picnic at the park where I pull out a small charcuterie tray from a woven basket and then we feed the local ducks some seeds and nuts
>>35027294So what's your explanation for why you have no friends, if not your behavior making sure that nobody sees you as friendship material?
>>35027269nta, and I don't agree with the "biggest piece of shit alive" statement, but you realize that people can remember things from before 2016 right? Trump has been a known asshole for the entire time he has been a public figure. You don't have to dislike his politics to dislike him.
>>35027307Bare minimum fire and ruin the career of every federal employee who celebrated his death. You can't bite the hand that feeds you.
>>35027309Narcissist energy. You think you're above blame, you can't do wrong, and that your beliefs are infallible
>>35027307
>>35027312no its cuz i dont put myself in situations to make friends in the firstplacei go to class and keep to myself then head straight homeits not like im talking to ppl or joining clubs and still failing at friendship >>35027316read what i said to the other person in that post,
>>35027309>itd be immensly narcisistic of me to assume id ever have any effect on any anon on here irl just cuz my posts on hereI guess we should treat you the same way.
Always take a girl camping before you marry herthey reveal so much about a person when their emotion is confronted with the uncaring reality that is nature.If they throw a fit when things get uncomfortable, you'll know she's not the one.
>>35027295>>35027305This is cope.
>>35027184ok so keeping my weirdness to myself was definitely the right move.
>>35027320MThis seems like a good idea, but I've actually never gone camping myself
>>35027319idek what that means, treat me what way?
>>35027308It's ok to be a little autistic. You don't even have to try.
>>35027315Bare minimum... violate free speech?Private corporations can punish employees for making mean-spirited statements online. When the government punishes mean-spirited statements, you've got a problem.
>>35027307He was shot with an antique bolt action, even the UK allows those.
>>35027281It's always a horror story. I stopped having male friends I wouldn't be willing to fuck as soon as I became sexually active. I do still feel a little bit bad about that one time I basically ran down a mountain on a field trip to keep away from this guy who could not take a hint and bought me a digital watch for my birthday. He fell and cut his shin pretty good. Slowed him down a little though. I ripped my pants but avoided injury and didn't have to sit next to him on the bus so I considered it a win.
>>35027320*smudges your forehead with period blood*SIIIIIMBAAAA
Femanon, I know we're young right now, but look. When we get old and I start going bald, I want you to divorce me. Please. I know, I know, I just... I can't do that to you.
>>35027320I have this belief that you don't truly know someone until you have seen them poor, hungry, and sick. This fits very naturally into that belief but also breaks the nice little rule of 3 I had going. Anyways, I think I agree with you. Good idea.
>>35027324Assume nothing we say can have an effect on you
>>35027331It's ok if you're bald later. Just don't be bald right now.
>>35027326If you can't support the government in power, you shouldn't be working for it, much like if anyone shittalked their own company they would be fired. Federal employees should be politically neutral, and as soon as you start endorsing violence on one side the whole thing will collapse. This is obvious to anyone with half a brain.
>>35027310Bald =/= BaldingTwo very distinct states of being
>>35027333u guys already do that so whatever
state genderwould you ever "settle" (by your own definition of that word) romantically
what is the female equivalent of getting a oneitis?
>>35027318It doesn't matter what mental gymnastics you do or "how it affects reality" , scoffing at someone's body and their goals because they don't fit your niche sexual fetish is extremely self centered, but you can't admit or realize that because narcissists are psychologically incapable of that. In your own words you're being a bully
>>35027335Man, I wonder what it's like to live your life worshiping power...
>>35027320While true that her behaving badly on a camping trip is a bad sign, the inverse is not true that her behaving well is a good sign. I had a girl do quite well with the slide over to open the door for you thing, and she ended up being the worst secret having manipulative cunt.
>>35027337I've defended you before.
>>35027321Cope for what? I've sucked a dick so big the only way to deepthroat it was to lay on my back with my head hanging off the bed. He could have suffocated me with it. The noise is an extra thing you do with your throat it's not a necessary part of the process. The necessary sounds are a lot of slurping. And sniffling. It always gives me a runny nose.
Femanons I'm working on lines for black girls and australian girls tell me what you think"Come over to my place babe and I'll put some cream in your chocolate pie""I'm gonna do to you what that stingray did to Steve Irwin, mate"
>>35027339Define settling
>>35027341fat fetish isnt niche, its a popular fetish >>35027344thx, u didnt have to tho, i just ask that ppl dont go out of their way to be rude
>>35027337Question: have you ever done something you consider morally wrong to another person, and felt guilty about it afterward?
>>35027337Us:>responding to people negatively affects them negativelyYou:>it affects me negatively when you respond to me negatively>it doesn't affect you negatively when I respond to you negativelyFuck you, hypocrite.
>>35027330>How can I make this post about sex? the mark of the low IQ animalistic mind
>>35027348You got a hearty chuckle out of me for that one, good job
>>35027349>i just ask that ppl dont go out of their way to be rudeYou go out of your way to be rude. NTA tho.
>>35027336A balding man with a shaved head is still balding. Haircut doesn't change his status.
>>35027352Um. Period sex was not implied, simpleton. You are artificially reducing what was never there. Stop letting chat gpt think for you.
>>35027342I don't. But you should be able to square away that people who endorse violence as a viable political action strategy cannot be permitted in our society.
Hey femanon Can I smack your butt without your consent?
Is it a valid reason to absolutely despise a female streamer "just" because she likes to stream while she drives and routinely reads chat and almost gets into accidents constantly because she's distracted?Or is that misogyny.
>>35027335>If you can't support the government in power, you shouldn't be working for it, much like if anyone shittalked their own company they would be fired.Nta but this is absurd. Dissent is healthy in both the private and public sectors. You're advocating for a government of yes men.
>>35027320Listen I can be cold or I can be wet I can't do both. Both is a safety hazard.
>>35027358Obviously not.
>>35027271Maybe it's like how guys can often tell if a man is going to be shitty before a lot of women can
>>35027359Why are you asking our permission to like/not like something. Low t behavior
>>35027350yes, istill feel bad abt it even tho i sorta dislike the guy>>35027354how was i rude for teasing him abt wanting him to get fat againsorry i didnt suck his dick for losing weight, its totally not like the entirely of society is built on already praising ppl for that and shaming fat men for being fat are u gonna be upset i gave a homeless guy 5 bucks and not the rich guy 5 bucks too? lols>>35027351well like i said earlier, im just an anon, im not special on here neither is anyone else, if what is said to me makes me upset then thats my problem and i get to make a sad reply to it and move on
>>35027365Well, because women keep defending her.so like, I guess that's just how women drive.
>>35027360When I said "shittalked," I meant "endorsed physical violence against." I should have been more specific.
>>35027359Good bait but it fucking baffles me that shit is legal. Its basically texting and driving which is already bad but shes also a woman? Whats next, is she also asian?
>>35027367Why do you care what women say?
>>35027361Sounds like you need to stick your feet into my armpits haha*Unzips jacket*
Wish he loved and cherished me
>>35027370Because they're on the road?
>>35027359>t. Simp almost snapping out of it
>>35027359Do you honestly need to ask? Use your brain for a second. Kinda sounds like someone should send a recording of one of her streams to her local police department.
>>35027357Don't we currently have an administration that is in favor of violence against protestors? Find me someone in any position of power who is in favor of no violence whatsoever.
>>35027372You shoulda given him threesomes
>>35027364What? I'm a man, you guys are all just gooners who fell for her cutest persona and the attention she gave you
>>35027372why doesnt he?
>>35027372i do?
>>35027371What I need is for it to not be below 55 and raining at the same time.
>>35027383It's neither in there
>>35027366When you do it, it's just teasing. When others do it, it's bullying. You hypocrite.
>>35027375nta but lots of people do it, not big streamers but enough people do it that you could call it a genre of streaming. during the sharty shut down i ended up watching a bunch of them and shitting on their behavior and they all basically said "its cool, i won't get in an accident"
>>35027383You’re the type who would call your boyfriend to change a flat tire.
>>35027347? Why is no one complemeting my lines?
>>35027385i explained in that very post both things u brought up but u didnt read them so :P
I like winter and cold weather because females won't dress like whores then.
>>35027390>"I'm gonna do to you what that stingray did to Steve Irwin, mate"too soon bro
>>35027379I thought you were the femanon that first crashed out about her. At first she just seemed like an annoying autist who'd eventually learn how to fit in (we've had several of those over the years).
I like summer because women dress in short shorts and flip flops
>>35027394I get that reference
and with this post i lost my atoga virginity. hello guys
>>35027368>when I said [thing] I meant [significantly different thing]
>>35027396I like winter because women get rosy cheeks
>>35027400Yes.
>>35027399Gay
>>35027399How long have you been lurking?
>>35027399are you gonna mass reply or keep yourself anonymous?
>>35027401t. peak knower
I used to dream about this girl, when I was 8.It was a ruin, on an island, in an underpass created by collapsed buildings, there was a girl I used to visit by boat every night when I went to bed.She stopped showing up when I turned 10, I think my life ended after that.
>>35027399Hello anon, welcome to the club
>>35027387Why would I bother a non-existent man I have AAA. Pretty sure I knew more about cars than 2/4 boyfriends I've had which isn't saying much but still, they're not helpful. I tried to change one myself once and almost got the tire off but the last lug nut was too tight I couldn't get it off using my entire bodyweight so I had to call my stepdad.I hiked 500 miles last year nonstop, camping the whole way. I'm just strategic about the weather. There were 3 really bad days. Like, have to quit early because I can't use my hands days. It's not really a matter of toughing it out I was the kind of child who's lips turned blue after half an hour in an 80 degree pool. Sometimes you have to take the L and get in your sleeping bag to make sure you don't get hypothermic.
>GenderShould virginity loss always coincide with a creampie?
>>35027404im straight>>35027405not for long actually. maybe like a month or so>>35027406mass reply for sure>>35027410hello hello
>>35027414Another feminine male to add to the heap
>>35027412MWhen I lost my virginity I couldn't even nut. Stayed hard the whole time, just couldn't blast rope.
>>35027411>why would i call a man>I had to call my stepdad
>>35027417why was that? i've heard a lot of inexperienced guys struggle with nutting. whats the issue
I daydream about kissing and fucking him every day, how do I stop?
>35027414Great, more cancer
Femanons besides JH, how often do you have sex with your girlfriend/wife?Do you think lesbian bed death is a myth?
>>35027418Why would I call a boyfriend I don't have if I have a paid service that will do that for me was the actual question but ok
>>35027422What did this Chad do to make you this obsessed with him.
>>35027427Worked in a bank and was cute
>>35027422Who?
>>35027423>>35027416bro i didnt even do anything and ppl are already hating on me
>>35027427>>35027430 not meHis voice is soothing and he was kind to me, being around him was comforting
>>35027430chad keeps winning
>>35027420Anxiety from wanting to perform well. If a guy is great in bed, he likely doesn't give a fuck about you.
>>35027432they do this to all femanons lol
>>35027420For me it was nerves mostly. Getting too in your own head over not being a two pump chump.Performance anxiety doesn't always mean you can't get hard.Some guys also jerk off too much and deathgrip is a thing. Not my problem personally but it affected one of my buddies for a while
>>35027432I can smell you boy
>>35026238I hate hate hate this kind of makeupit screams basic balkan bitch
>>35027420jerking off too much. you get used to the hand, the vagina is not as tight as a man's grip so it leads to issues with cummin
>>35027336a balding and a bald man are the same in a womans eyes
>>35027436"I'm so bullied" cries the bully.
>>35027436but i am a guy>>35027438do i smell good?
>>35027442when have i been a bully
>>35027433Must not have been a nice guy if he pumped and dumped
IT SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HERE.
>>35027449That's me, I'm having noodles.
>>35027448He didn't
>>35027444He thinks you're the fatshitter
>>35027450What kind of noodles. I just finished eating some instant ramen and made a steamed egg with the leftover broth.
>>35027451Oh he's just a crush?
>>35027452i am
>>35027456Then kys
>>35027456Then you're a bully.
>>35027456Then fuck off already, nobody likes you.
>>35027458ya i just asked u how and u didnt answer
>>35027456>playing dumb
>>35027453beef noodle.
>>35027454Yeah...
why does everyone hate fat fetish girl what did she do
>>35027462Looks hearty, enjoy your meal anon
>>35027466The good shit, extra chili oil on top, worth the calories.
>>35027465i was teasing and trying to reason to a guy abt gaining weight again after he had lost weight
>>35027465You'll figure it out after a week or two
>>35027463Make a move already, coward
>>35027465She's annoying, self centered, and immature
>>35027468lmfao
>>35027465Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam
>>35027468yeah thats kinda fucked up
what other board do u foids use?
>>35027470It's not going to happen. I'm not wasting my time on him, I just want to move on so I can focus on my life
>>35027474well i dont think its that bad but ppl really freaked out over it even tho the guy himself was chill abt it lollesson learned tho, i wont be replying to his stuff again, it triggered the thread,
>>35027477You didn't even ask him out, did you?
>>35027478Its like telling an alcoholic that just one beer wont hurt
>>35027478You pretend to have the memory of a goldfish. You act like nothing ever happened before your latest interaction. You're awful every single day, not just today.
>>35027471lets be honest. they hate her cuz she admitted she is ugly. if she was a hot babe dudes here would've been simping over her
>>35027465She's fucking annoying
>>35027478>well i dont think its that badHow convenient for you.
feeders and fat fetishists aren't the same thingin a wayfeeders are like findoms, sociopaths with disregard for others life, humanity is nothing but a tool to satisfy their fetish.
>>35027468same, I was teasing and trying to reason to a girl about riding my dick after she came out as a lesbianI don't understand why everyone's so butthurt about it
>>35027482>talking about yourself in the third person
>>35027480not really>>35027481then u should learn to ignore me>>35027486atoga has been awfully sensitive lately, idk why these ppl dont just go to instagram or tiktok or something if they wanna whine abt everything all the time
>>35027479Why should I?
>>35027478>lesson learned tho, i wont be replying to his stuff again, it triggered the thread,Very subtle subconscious tactic here
>>35027482Outing yourself as a coom brained retard
>>35027489For someone who hates women so much you sure do love acting like the women that get all the hate
>>35027495i dont hate women also i was replying to a guy saying he was getting hate, so that doesn’t even make sense>>35027492well i dont want ppl mad at me thinking ill do it again so im being honest
What if chubby chaser is the new ENTJ persona
Women, can you tell by the way that a man uses his walk, that he's a woman's man?
>>35027482We know it's you, fat shitter
>>35027498ive posted my tit a while back so im indeed real >>35027500not me believe it or not
so there is a fat fetish girl. what about us skinny guys? is there no skinny fetish femanon? dont we also deserve some love like our fat brothers?
>>35027499Mhm. No time to talk.
>>35027465I dunno, she seems fine to me.
>>35027508You're literally a rapist groomer that targets underage mentally ill girls
>>35027506I'm taken.
>fall in love 19 years ago>eternal friend zone>give up but still care (simp)>memorize her phone number>message her periodically over the years>she's always happy to hear from me>always interested in my life and we talk and text for a few weeks before going radio silent>message her in 2020>she went to med school>she married a doctor she met in school>they have been trying to have kids but no luck>she finally gets pregnant>decide it's time to go radio silent again>6 years later...>decide to message her again a week ago>expect to hear about how her family has grown and how happy she is>she texts back>asks if I am okay getting a text dump update>Sure!>find out she miscarried the first pregnancy>delivers the second one>has autism>is also a couple weeks pregnant with second child after difficult fertility treatments>doctor husband got caught cheating right after they found out she was pregnant again>leaves her for white trash single mother mistress>isn't the first time he got caught cheatingI just needed to get this off my chest. I have no one to talk to about it.I have no one to talk to about anything honestly.I feel bad for her. I have always hoped she would stay happy.
I have large FAGGOT eyes. How do I make myself look less like one
>>35027516That's just men for you.
>>35027516u liked it didnt u. dont lie to us
>>35027512>I'm taken.Aw, you're monogamous now! Cute!!
>>35027512
>>35027518Who cares? That's a goofey insecurity. Just bulk up and grow a beard if you want to look more masculine.
>>35027523A little bit at first.I smugly thought "I would have never cheated" but felt bad afterwards.I am a wage slave loser.I couldn't have provided for her anyways.
>>35027525Why does every zoomette have that rug thing on their wall?
>>35027528it's like a dream catcher but it catches bodies.
>>35026776I haven't done anything lesbian for years now>>35026365>>35026737it was YEARS ago
>>35027528Preparing for the Islamic invasion
>>35027527knowing you cannot provide for a girl is really crushing. like i know i can never get married and have kids. shit is depressing
>>35027529Kek, it catches the dick's spiritual essence so it doesn't get added to her body count.
>>35027528its 2deep4u anonjust like all the shitty tattoos they randomly get on their bodies
>>35027530How old are you now?
>>35027530>I haven't done anything lesbian for years nowWhy not? Wasn't it hot?
>>35027528makes me wonder if theres a male equivalent to that
>>35027529>>35027532>>35027534Lol. Moids complaining about spirituality when they don't have souls.
>>35027533Sorry anon. I hope your fortunes change.I am at the point where if I didn't have family, I would have an heroed by now. I keep hoping an accident or heart attack will take me out. I don't want to hurt anyone though. We already have a few heroes in the family.
>>35027506>so there is a fat fetish girl. what about us skinny guys? is there no skinny fetish femanon? dont we also deserve some love like our fat brothers?It's over.I guess I'll have to finally start lifting.
>>3502753727>>35027539There was no opportunity
>>35027544the average even moderately alt girl 20-25 loves lanky skinny guys, ur good
>>35027541We started all the mystery schools
>>35027546>alt girl 20-25 loves lanky skinny guys,I'm in my 30's.
>>35027549so? girls 20-25 also love older guyswin-win
>>35027549Find an alt girl in her 30s who never grew up. They'll be a little chubby though.
>>35027547>mystery schoolsThose were all crime rings.
>>35027550They probably like men with experience, but I've only been in one relationship.>>35027551This might be an option.
>>35027553can’t u just lie and say u have experience also a girl who would reject a guy soley on not having enough experience isnt worth ur time
>>35027552The surviving ones still are
>>35025521I prefer that over being a slut for frat boys
Sweet vindication once again
>>35027555Yeah we know.
>>35027545>it was only 5 years agoSigh, I guess since I can't trust you not to dyke out on your own we'll have to do threesomes.
>>35027551I am not
do girls actually reject guys for not being experienced enough or is that a meme
>>35027560Did you know the only women allowed in Masonic Lodges are strippers?
>>35027563Post belly
>>35027564What’s the point of these neurotic as fuck questions
>>35027564Buddy, women hate virgins.
>>35027564It's not because I'm afraid the sex will be bad I'm afraid you'll be clingy and get over invested immediately
>>35027557Even if she has a perfect body?
>>35027570What if I'm a virgin bad boy?
>>35027567The corset pic is still up but I don't have the link so no.
>>35027566Well, I'm going to start my own masonic lodge.With black jack and strippers.
>>35027572>Even if she has a perfect body?huh?What are you referring to, the lesbian, or the frat boy slut?
>>35027573A man even close to my age that's still a virgin isn't a bad boy lmao
>>35027574Oh I remember you. you're out of anon's league anyway
>>35027569The sneering goblin phenotype. Eastern European descent. Extremely vain, vindictive, arrogant
>>35027569Grim :/
>>35027574Well in that case you aren't chubby I guess. What about the other half of the statement, do you like skinny lanky guys
>>35027582I wouldn't have replied if I didn't
>>35027584Well perhaps you just wanted to clear the chubby claim
>>35027574>>35027579Can someone link the post?
>>35027579Free advice: “I’m better than him pick me” almost never works and if it does you’re getting the drips guaranteed
femanonthoughts on doing a little mdma and cuddling in bed
reminderit's not vibecoding, it's cuckcoding, because you just sit there and watch the ai do all the work
>>35027578Hey, I can be emotionally unavailable. Especially when I'm studying!
>>35027588I didn't say pick me>you’re getting the drips guaranteedI don't understand this zoomer speak
>>35027589That's a good way to end up making out for several hours.
>>35027594>I didn't say pick meNot him but shit like >>35027579>you're out of anon's league anywayis pure nice guy "pick me" shitpicrel is spiritually you
>>35027590most significant technology is ultimately designed to cuck humans out of existing roles, yes
>>35027594>zoomer speakIt’s millennial for gonorrhea you pig fucker. Every time I come here I’m stunned at how retarded you all are
>>35027564>do girls actually reject guys for not being experienced enough or is that a memeI've been rejected for being a virginBut she pawned me off to her virgin twin sister, who later dumped me for being broke
>>35027600You should join mensa then, I'm sure they'll get all your slang.
>>35027602Did you at least pop her cherry
>>35027606Nope, apparently the next guy did.
>>35027605I don’t need to be Mensa to not be as retarded as you, I’m already out of your league
men wouldu reject a woman based on her experience? too little or too much?
>>35027609Cuck
>>35027614I'd definitely reject you for your inexperience
>>3502761499% of men would be extremely happy with as little experience as possible
>>35027614Yes. I dont like fat fetishists.
>>35027617tyim proud to be a virgin >>35027618even at the costs of her not being great at sex-related things? u can’t expect virgins to give good hand jobs or blow jobs, men love those jobs..>>35027619boo
>>35027614For too little, no, but it is a worry. Two virgins sounds incredibly awkward.For too much, I'd say frequency is more important than experience. Being with 5 guys isn't as much of a red flag as being with 5 guys in the past month, y'know?
>>35027620>even at the costs of her not being great at sex-related things?Again, the grand, grand majority of men would prefer if their woman was a virgin before them.
>>35027588>>35027600I think we're starting to see why you made it to your 30's with only one relationship under your belt. This is a disproportionate crash out over a random anon saying you're not as hot as corset femanon.
>>35027622I refuse to accept men thinking this are people.
>>35027626BV no one gives half a shit what you think, in fact you thinking something makes the opposite more attractive.
>>35027614Probably too much since I'm a virgin
>>35027615It's not like it was my decision, asshole.
>>35027614If it's over 5 it's a no.>>35027620>even at the costs of her not being great at sex-related things? u can’t expect virgins to give good hand jobs or blow jobs, men love those jobs..Excitement and attitude is far greater.Also, being first is always best
>>35027622I've never understood this desire. What is the benefit, even? It's like wanting your Uber driver to have zero experience driving a car, and you've gotta show them how to do everything. They're gonna snap the stick shift!
>>35027635I personally don't care, as long as the girl I'm with wasn't the towns bicycle I'm fine, but a virgin woman is something rare and important to protect.
>>35027622i dont think ur lying when u say men on avg prefer virgin women, i just think men fail to realize this means she is a complete virgin to ssexual experience, including a higher likelihood of reluctancy to sex in the first place which men dont likestill, i think theyd choose that over a girl w body count of 10+, but i dont think men like virgins as much as they say>>35027628virgins belong w virgins imo>>35027633>If it's over 5 it's a no.fair, whats ur bc?
>>35027637Sounds like some weird religious thing.
>>35027635A better analogy would be if you getting into a uber and there is cum on the seat left by the previous passengers
>>35027639>fair, whats ur bc?0
>>35027641Where on Earth are you meeting women covered in cum? You really need to find a better dating spot, man. The Bukkake Bar ain't it.
>>35027614too much for suretoo little isnt a big deal
men, do how much time do you think should pass after starting dating until sex is expected?not in a demanding way, just loose expectations of when it naturally occurs saying it depends on the person/relationship doesn’t count!
>>35027645>POV JH's son on a family trip to the beach
>>350276462nd date or after marriage
>>35027627Word salad
>>35027646It depends on how long she made the previous guys wait.If she's a virgin I will wait until marriage.If she fucked a guy after 5 dates I expect the same treatment.
>>35027647>JH>having kids, ever
If she doesn't fuck you or refuses anything sexual after a month she's playing with you
>>35027645I like that she took the time to give herself a big, plapable booty
>>35027646for me its always based on the mutual feeling. its not a really set in stone type of ruleBut I make it a point to never get into a bed together until its clear we're in a relationship, for my sanity's sake
>>35027587Sorry bro, I'm not archive sleuthingGreat hips tho
>>35027646Expected? Like 2-4 dates maybe. Pretty sure most people would be running out of patience or worrying about compatibility beyond that.
Men, how do you feel that you cannot hear titties?
>>35027649whats w the big difference>>35027651you dont believe people can change?>>35027656so no cuddling allowed? is it true men can’t cuddle w a girl or he'll get a hard on?
>>35027655Dawg I don't think that's her comic
>>35027587I don't post people's pics without their permission
>>35027664>bro is messing with the white chaser with third-cousin-removed-type-celeb-psychosis
>>35027654i havent had sex w my gf yet and its been 2 months. ur just weird
>>35027663>you dont believe people can change?In what regard?In terms of sexual partners, it's more so that I don't want to be seen as the "husband material" guy that she makes wait for 6 months when the previous guy she fucked bought her $20 worth of drinks and had her screaming an hour later.
>>35027662A preposterous statement. Titties can be experienced with all of the senses.
>>35027665You don't have to post the picture, just the post number, or the thread number.
>>35027662>look up porn>hear titties flapping>close pornwow that was hard
>>35027669Oh hush, the ones you like don't even bounce.
>>35027663I'm proud of you for putting more effort into blending in with this post>>35027646
>>35027667I got bad news for you
>>35027662They can hear mine if I run up stairs braless
femanon, are you a sensitive young lady?
>>35027676When people post plap plap plap is that the first thing you think of
>>35027674thanks :D im glad u noticed>>35027668sounds like ideally you wouldnt want to be with those women at all, rather than be with those type of women w the expectation that u get the same treatment they give other men>>35027677the most yes
>>35027675t. foreveralone unloved nobody
>>35027676I don't believe you. Post voca proof.
>>35027673And yet they speak volumes! A tiny titty still tells a tall tale.
>>35027680>sounds like ideally you wouldnt want to be with those women at allWomen will lie about their past to get a husband
>>35027670>Don't post the picture just post the thing that leads to the picture
>>35027683It's all quiet on the titty front for chestlets.
>>35027679Plap does sound a lot more like boob claps than sex you're on to something >>35027682Nah
>>35027681If she really wants to fuck you then she'll fuck you quick, no need to cope
>>35027686>hot men and women get sex>cucks delude themselves into feeling "chosen" and "special" and get emotional intimacy as they enter middle age betabuxxingLiterally nothing wrong with this. I am being 100% serious, this is symbiotic at its core.
>>35027689Trivializing tiny titty titter tatter is treason.
>>35027665NTA. All that drama and you're not even the corset femanon? Lmao
>>35027691you will die alone but keep spewing poison
>>35027696Girls on my dick says otherwise, how wet is yours
>>35027686well shit idk how to avoid that
Femanon, hop in. We're taking the scenic route.
>>35027693>Literally nothing wrong with this. I am being 100% serious, this is symbiotic at its core.It's wrong that endless simps will support the most rancid whores and be happy.
>>35027695NtaI mean, I said I didn't have the link someone other than me would have to post it. I don't care if he does or doesn't link it but I don't think it would add any value to the thread rn so I appreciate that he didn't without asking.
>>35027693>Literally nothing wrong with this.If you marry a used-up whore she will constantly be comparing you to the guys she fucked when she was young and attractive. Your relationship is doomed to fail from its inception.
>>35027545You're probably going to cuck your future husband with a young lesbian who'll continue the cycle
>>35027702Guys like this really wonder why they're single.
>>35027704>Guys like this really wonder why they're single.mother fucker you're single and a virgin
>>35027704you're one to talk when you literally groom underage girls
>>35027663>so no cuddling allowed?>is it true men can’t cuddle w a girl or he'll get a hard on?I draw the line at sex. cuddling is fine
>>35027704If the choice is settle for a woman who doesn't love you or stay single, I'd rather stay single.
>>35027702The only reason to worry about being compared is if you think you're worse
>>35027699Well what are you driving?
either genderwhat animal do u want to be recreated as when u pass?
>>35027713Mit would be dumb as fuck to say anything but a White human
>>35027710I'm middle-aged, of course I'm worse.
>>35027713FI don't want to come back I want to be one with the void, no more thinking
>>35027710If she's fucked 20 guys, statistically speaking one of them will be a better fuck than you.
>>35027713Male and I'd like to be a raven.
>>35027714humans arent animals thoare u not a white human already? why not experience something new>>35027716anyways i headcannon ur future animal life as a lemur
>>35027715>of course I'm worseLoser mindset>>35027717Honestly if you've fucked that many a lot of the experiences blend together or are far enough in the past that you can't even make an objective comparison. Every new guy is the best unless he's genuinely terrible.
>>35027713Nah.
Nobody's a better fuck than me
>>35027713MA hawkI want wings
>>35027719>>35027726the men crave flight>>35027723>>35027716the women crave nothing
>>35027720>lemur Interesting choice. I like monkeys more but I did have a lemur phase in 8th grade. Also humans are animals, we're not a fungus lol.
>>35027722>Every new guy is the best unless he's genuinely terrible.since you seem to be an expert, what is your body count?>Honestly if you've fucked that many a lot of the experiences blend together or are far enough in the past that you can't even make an objective comparison.this isn't a positive>I've had so many guys fuck me I can't even remember them
>>35027727I'm sensing "freedom" as a common theme
>>35027720>are u not a white human already? why not experience something newI am, but there's no animal who has the same level of sentience and intellect as we do. Choosing any animal is choosing to be retarded on purpose
>>35027728What about frogs?
>>35027727Such a dark abyss to embrace.
>>35027731Night is a mourning juju man weaving a wish and a weariness together to make two wings. O fly away home fly away
>>35027728if humans were animals why dont ppl call animal control instead of 911 when a person breaks into their home?>>35027732okay what if the question was u had to pick an animal that werent humans
>>35027722>Honestly if you've fucked that many a lot of the experiences blend togetherNTA but how are you supposed to be intimate if everything just kind of blends together for her and she doesn't fundamentally care enough for it to be in any way special compared to the rest of the men she's had?
>>35027729When the first guy was 15 years ago yeah that shit becomes pretty forgettable. I couldn't compare my first boyfriend to my last if I tried. Think I'm at 18 rn I don't want to double check the list.
>>35027737>okay what if the question was u had to pick an animal that werent humansah fuck. I guess the closest would be an asian man, maybe mongolian. They're not twinks like the chinese and the japanese
>>35027741>When the first guy was 15 years ago yeah that shit becomes pretty forgettable.Doesn't that kind of kill the romance?
>>35027735notice how BV never posts a fat bitch as the self insert
>>35027687>>35027701I found itIs it really just her in a yellow dress with a corset and her skin is blacked out?dude made it sound like it showed her entire fucking face.
>>35027722>Every new guy is the bestHow can that be true?
>>35027735So you do love black guys
>>35027741Is it a real list?
>>35027748Green dress*
>>35027743goodness -_-alright fine ur getting an animal headcannon too, u get a shoebill to stay on theme with atoga moids being birds + they even share the same eyes as white men !
>>35025076Question for women: what's your experience with dating apps?
>>35027753Told you it looks yellow
>>35027753It's clearly yellow with a pink corsetunless there is a second picture out there
>>35027713MImma be a penguin. I like swimming and female penguins are loyal.
>>35027761the moid to bird theme continues
>>35027734Do you keep a record of literally everything? Do you know any other anons favorite animals lmao?>>35027740I don't see the issue? Sex isn't special itself, it's the emotional connection with the person you're having sex with that's the intimate part. He's special because he's him and I like him and want him not because he's the best at everything in bed. Like, being good at eating pussy doesn't make you special. That's not enough to make her want to keep you. Being really bad at sex is a problem but as long as you're proficient and communicative it's going to be everything else that makes or breaks the relationship. The way you guys talk about this it's like you get one amazing blowjob and then other women are ruined for you forever. >>35027745I'm autistic I'm not that into romance to begin with. But no not really. Felt more romance with #18 than I ever did with any of the rest.>>35027749It's not strictly true. But what is true is that every guy who made it to boyfriend status was pretty much equally skilled as far as my memory is concerned. A couple duds stand out, most were average, 4/5 that made me go "wow" I dated.>>35027751Yes but mostly because forgetting an entire person I had sex with feels like a shitty thing to do.
>>35027702Sometimes. Then again, I wont be the cuck marrying the ran through women in this scenario, so it isnt my problem.
>>35027697>muh dik bix nood go collect your food stamps or whatever your ilk do.
>>35027764>Yes but mostly because forgetting an entire person I had sex with feels like a shitty thing to do.Didn't realize women felt this way too. My list is on my phone though
>>35027767>on my phone Mine's a Google doc lol
>>35027763At least none have picked the Cuckoo bird
>>35027770the cuckoo does not choose - it is in his nature by default.
>>35027769So the men are in cells? And you made it to 18 without there being any other women?
>>35027764>The way you guys talk about this it's like you get one amazing blowjob and then other women are ruined for you forever.Men have heard enough tales from other guys talking about how their gf isn't as satisfied as they were with their ex and plenty of women have talked about guys being labeled as "husband dick"
imagine a world with government mandated body count match making
>>35027764>Do you know any other anons favorite animals lmao?If you want a literal answer I know that fat fetishist obviously has a thing for wolves/dogs, qt is a cat person, bv likes sharks and lizards and the monster fucked got into his gimmick from anthropomorphic versions of the latter. How come you didn't answer with some exotic tropical frog is the silent void that appealing
>>35027777The men with higher counts would be paired with virgin girls. The only thing that would change is the sluts would starve
>>35027777I want a reformed slut gf though
>>35027777Someone's insecure
woke up to 7 wasps and 2 flies in my room
>>35027778>fat fetishist obviously has a thing for wolves/dogsaw u remembered thats sweet c:they are not my fav animals thowhats ur fav animal anon?>>35027779>>35027780no i said match making as in the same body countvirgin f x virgin mmanwhore x femwhore >>35027781of what? im a virgin and i'd love a virgin bf
>>35027780>reformed >slut gfyou can't turn a hoe into a housewife
State gender.When does "much" become "too much"?
>>35027777Then I'd never be with my gf
>>35027774>in cells Huh? >any other womenThere was one but it was during a very drunk threesome and she didn't reciprocate I don't count it. I'm a typical millennial barely bisexual. I definitely am but I'm too pussy to do anything about it now that I'm this old with no experience with women. Dicks are too compelling, but I'm afraid to mess around with a trans woman because I do NOT want to do butt stuff to other people.There was this one time a woman danced with me at a bar that I felt like I could have done something but I was there with the guy I was in an open relationship with at the time and he was my ride and would have cried about it.What I need to do is find a lesbian bar populated by mostly 5'2 latina women with pretty hair and just go for it.You ever done anything gay?
>>35027784>housewifeNta who said anything about that?She just needs to be a slut for me, the rest is not as important.
>>35027783>of what? im a virgin and i'd love a virgin bfYou are? Ok then I am going to use you for a demonstration:To all virgin moids ITT this femanon is a virgin foid. Your virgin unicorn is right here, go and make your moves now so that you stop whining about virgin women not existing, now is your chance moids!!!
>>35027793We'd have to be 400lbs first
>>35027793No.
>>35027791>I was there with the guy I was in an open relationship with at the time and he was my ride and would have cried about it.Hey Hawk, how ya doing?
>>35027793well now i regret telling u ur embarrassing me>>35027794dont u mean 500 ?
>>35027778I wasn't expecting a literal answer but I'm delighted to receive one. I'm nosy but I'm not nearly as organized as you seem to be.>How comeI don't want to run the risk of feeling anything I'd rather be nothing at all. Sounds peaceful.
>>35027793But is she dateless and kissless? I don't like serial dating whores.
>>35027793I want nothing to do with a spamming attention whore.She seems very annoying.
>>35027764>Sex isn't special itselfIt's not special if you're a woman and have it every day, like brushing your teeth or eating.>Being really bad at sex is a problemBeing good at sex equals being someone women like to fuck a lot, usually in casual encounters.
>>35027777I think I'd be in pretty good shape. Top 12% whore for women probably gets me some pretty attractive men to choose from with little competition. I could get two.
What type of woman is into the whole "daddy" thing?Like what style, character etc. do they usually have?
>>35027807they come in all types but they all share on thing in commona bad relationship w their dad
Blackcockpill: the few virgin foids that exist are also serial daters. They're hoping to give their untouched flower to the biggest Chad they can find.
>>35027798>I'm nosy but I'm not nearly as organized as you seem to be.Well it wouldn't be good data if it were all over the place would it >I don't want to run the risk of feeling anything I'd rather be nothing at all. Sounds peaceful.Frog life sounds like a peaceful existence too, if something moves and it's smaller than you you eat it, if it moves and it's bigger you jump away, simple loop
>>35027802I've been in 4 relationships. Total time of almost 5 years. Once you've had sex over a thousand times yeah it's not special it's just a fun bonding activity that feels good. The first time with someone new is special but I don't think I mean that the same way you mean special. The vast majority of the sex I've had has been in committed relationships.>Being good at sex equals being someone women like to fuck a lotI'm going to be honest with you natural skill varies by a lot. Some guys are already pretty good right from the start they just learn little details and special moves while some guys just can't seem to get certain things right no matter how many times you let them try it. I've taken 2 virginities and the difference was crazy.
>>35027814>don't starve>don't get eatenDoesn't sound that peaceful to me :/
>>35027810Don't you want to call your boyfriend dad?
>>35027818no that was just a hypothetical
>>35027820And for him to be 40 years old?
>>35027821i'd date 22-43 he doesn’t have to be 40+
>>35027816There are plenty of bugs in the dirt as I'm sure you'd know and you'd be too toxic to even touch so. And all those colors
>>35027823I want my frog gf to be goth.
Why do women's pussies get all tingly when you shout at them?
>>35027791>There was one but it was during a very drunk threesome and she didn't reciprocate I don't count it. How do people who do this live with themselves?>I do NOT want to do butt stuff to other people.Are you basically a sub?>There was this one time a woman danced with me at a bar that I felt like I could have done something but I was there with the guy I was in an open relationship with at the time and he was my ride and would have cried about it.What's there to cry about if you've agreed to be open?>What I need to do is find a lesbian bar populated by mostly 5'2 latina women with pretty hair and just go for it.Based.>You ever done anything gay?I've gone down on women I've creampied, but that probably doesn't count.
>>35027798>I don't want to run the risk of feeling anything I'd rather be nothing at all. Sounds peaceful.Peacefulness is a feeling though?
>>35027754if im going to be a bird give me a parrot or somethinga sun conure would be on theme for me
>>35027824Do they come in black? Might be hard pressed to find one
>>35027713I'm literally him
either genderwould you rather have everyone of ur same sex, u included, now have a cat tail and ears, or everyone of the opposite sex?
>>35027815>I'm going to be honest with you natural skill varies by a lot. Some guys are already pretty good right from the start they just learn little details and special moves while some guys just can't seem to get certain things right no matter how many times you let them try it. I've taken 2 virginities and the difference was crazy.Could the naturally good guy have been lying?
>>35027832Black accentuation would be it.
>>35027713male labrador owned by a hot single white american woman in her 20s
>>35027793i dont care about virginity. i am all about looks
>>35027834Mneither
>>35027834MObviously opposite sex
>>35027834MI'd like everyone to have both regular + animal ears. Kind of animal varies from person to person, I'd have friend shaped ears and tail (bear)
>>35027842you're such a faggot dude
Tough times made me practice listening to my own heartbeat. I listen in wait for it to beat faster when a foid talks to me, but it never does
>>35027846Same my heart slows to a stop when a foid speaks. Every time they open their mouth it feels like my life force is being sapped from me.
>>35027840thats not an option>>35027841'obvious' cuz u really dont want to deal w being a cat man or cuz u really want girls to be cat girls?>>35027842thats really cute, i like that ideacan’t say i envy the ppl stuck w big bunny or hare ears tho
>>35027836And what color would you be, green to you and yellow to everyone else
>>35027845Sorry I meant claws and muscles to rip the guts out of other people to assert dominance
>>35027834myself i guess. i cant let women become ugly
>>35027849bunny ears are cute
>>35027849>'obvious' cuz u really dont want to deal w being a cat man or cuz u really want girls to be cat girls?80/20I don't like tails
>>35027852>>35027858i was unaware male society was shifting away from the appeal of catgirls >>35027855true but theyll make u stick out like a sore thumb lol
>>35027859>i was unaware male society was shifting away from the appeal of catgirlsI've had pet cats so to me I never really found it appealing, the woman herself was.Nurse, cop, suit on the other hand? now that works for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spVS9MrReJwya all gonna relate to this a lot
>>35027826>Are you basically a sub?I can be if he's into that but no not really. I'm not dominant either but this isn't about that it's about buttholes.>What's there to cry about if you've agreed to be open?I make fun of this guy far too often on here I'm not going to get into it lol.>>35027796Took me a minute to realize what you meant lol I've been cutting it different.>>35027828Peaceful in concept not in feeling.
can a foid love a moid who bleeds from his nose everyday
>>35027867left nostril only?
>>35027868right
>>35027869interesting
>>35027835I REALLY doubt it. Unless he's a really good actor but he wasn't that good of a liar.
have u ever seen anyone browse 4chan irl?
>>35027865>Took me a minute to realize what you meantYou've always been hawk to me, idk what else to call you>I've been cutting it different.still doing different colors?
>>35027835Nta but the naturally good at sex guy isn't lying. It's not about being a liar or not, it's about just getting on with it. Men who are shit at sex are ones who overthink and have performance anxiety. Some virgin men don't give a shit about sexual hype and others do. The ones who don't really treat sex as this crazy super special thing as though the women were a goddess and he is the worshipper, those men do well in sex, because they don't idealize sex or women they perform better. No nerves no shakiness no second guessing. Men who put pussy on a pedestal, people like simps etc, they all fucking suck at sex. Precisely because they care too much about it
>>35027873My coworker used to post itt back in 2019That's how I found this place
>>35027846A girl once lay on my chest and remarked that my hear was beating very fast.
>>35027865>I make fun of this guy far too often on here I'm not going to get into it lol.You know you want to. Was he a cuck or something?
>>35027846I am so tiny my heart sways me a wee bit when beating if I don't control myself
>>35027879>Was he a cuck or something?He's a guy in a open relationship.the question answears itself
>>35027133>she also thought Mark Addy was the most attractive actor in Game of Thrones.GODS HE WAS HOT THEN.But real shit, it was Nikolaj by a country mile. S1 Jaime was one of the hottest men in existence.>>35027825>Why do women's pussies get all tingly when you shout at them?Fawning response. They want to use sex to placate a hostile male.>>35027777>imagine a world with government mandated body count match makingHow does this make sense? Wouldn't people have the same body counts from the matchmaking?>>35027755>what's your experience with dating apps?I tried Her and only got two dates out of it. There were a lot of women looking for thirds for their bf/husband, which really turned me off of it.
>>35027883>Fawning response. They want to use sex to placate a hostile male.Well I don't like that. It fucking sucks that the only time girls decide to give a shit about how I feel is only when they have angered me.
>>35027815>The vast majority of the sexThose are some of the words we would hear in 2027-0.2. Women having sex with vast numbers of people.>I've taken 2 virginitiesMore modern stuff here.
How to become a vast sexhaver as a male?
>>35027895Be hot
>>35027895Mostly by taking care of yourself + being straightforward about what you want from women
>>35027895Well apparently you go up to a woman and start shouting at her. Then when she tries to placate you with sex you tell her it's boring. In theory this should get them to squirt 10 feet into the air
Womena guy friend confesses feelings to youwhat do?
>>35027825>he doesn't know basic psychologyHere, stupid:https://www.simplypsychology.org/fight-flight-freeze-fawn.html
>>35027888This isn't a universal thing, btw. You could just possibly go for a certain type of woman. Or you might be super imposing or intimidating, especially when angry.>>35027895>How to become a vast sexhaver as a male?Be clean, be in shape, and put yourself out there. It's like the expression, "You're lapping the person on the couch." Most guys that complain about being perma incels don't actually put themselves out there because they're too afraid of rejection and are mentally defeated before they begin.>>35027903>a guy friend confesses feelings to you>what do?Depends how well I know him, but I would let him know I don't reciprocate those feelings. I don't let attraction change my relationships.
Feed me?
>>35027909:3 gladly
>>35027908>Or you might be super imposing or intimidating, especially when angry.This means nothing considering that's how women see most men. Nothing is Universal but the pattern I keep getting with women is frequent enough to feel like it. I can even predict it too, whenever I am angry with my girlfriend I know within the next half hour she is going to start forcing this nice and flattering attitude and try to either arouse me or soften me. I am starting to get the impression that she thinks I am nothing more than a dog to be put on some emotional leash of hers
im afraid no women will ever be able to recreate the tingles that goodnight moon creates in my head I swear actual ASMR tingles are like a drug
>>35027914She's my favorite, too. But more for her subject matter than her actual content. She can tend to get really whisper-heavy. >>35027911Have you tried establishing boundaries?
