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Anonymous
10/22/26(Thu)10:52:18 No.35025381

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Anonymous 10/22/26(Thu)10:52:18 No.35025381

I have upset Keanu Reeves and now I'm going to die.

Any advice moving forward? I also have clinical depression.

Anonymous
10/22/26(Thu)10:52:45 No.35025383

Anonymous 10/22/26(Thu)10:52:45 No.35025383

>>35025381
What did you do?

Anonymous
10/22/26(Thu)11:03:22 No.35025400

Anonymous 10/22/26(Thu)11:03:22 No.35025400

>>35025381
>I have upset Keanu Reeves
They used to give rewards for doing that

Anonymous
10/22/26(Thu)11:04:12 No.35025403

Anonymous 10/22/26(Thu)11:04:12 No.35025403

>>35025383
IIRC I was lying in bed when the great Keanu appeared; he was like, why is your life so shit? I got up and was like 'fuck this I'm having a beer' then he was like, 'why are you having a beer?' and I replied 'because my life is shit', then I went outside for a cig and he said 'you must fight' but then I felt all dizzy and I told Keanu to go away and he is still currently angry at me.

Anonymous
10/22/26(Thu)11:06:05 No.35025407

Anonymous 10/22/26(Thu)11:06:05 No.35025407

>>35025381
If you upset Keanu Reeves you get Never Seek-a U.

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