Just got into a car crash that I've caused. The damage is minimal, but as a person going to college soon, I just don't want to live anymore. I've thought about committing suicide, but all I have is a bat (no rope or gun that my parents own). I've thought about death enough to the point that I wouldn't mind whatever happens next.
>>35029789Its not that hard to buy rope vro. Go to home depot. Get an Uber or something or get it delivered. You should have been able to figure this out.
Did you cause the car crash on purpose?
>>35029789>but all I have is a bat (no rope or gun that my parents own).So just travel. If you want the best suicide method, just book a plane ticket to Stavanger, in Norway, and hike to Preikestolen or Pulpit Rock. It is a 250+ meter fall with a hard landing on rocks. It is a 100% guaranteed to kill you, 100% painless, and 100% instant suicide method. You guaranteed will die instantly with guaranteed zero pain as your body falls on the rocks with a speed of at least 171+ km/h after falling for ~7 seconds from the edge of the cliff.The sudden deceleration will rip your aorta from your heart, turn every organ into mush, and your brain will eject from your head when your head cracks on rocks at those speeds.And on top of that, the earliest an ambulance helicopter could arrive to pick up your body and bring it to the hospital is 1.5 hours, as rescue from such a steep cliff is a huge hassle. And at that point, anyone who against all odds survived somehow for some time the initial jump would have long since died from massive internal bleeding and blood loss.Just look at that height and that landing: https://youtube.com/shorts/vlCERj12Y2EImpossible to survive and hence completely idiot-proof suicide method.Some might want to do it alone when others are not watching. If so, just do it at night, as tourists are only there during the daytime during the summer months. Also, when you get to Stavanger, I recommend buying 2 sixpacks of beer, or 2 sixpacks of cider, or 2 bottles of wine, or 2 bottles of vodka, whatever you prefer, and bring them to Preikestolen. If you are scared of heights or the survival instinct kicks in at the edge, just get drunk. If you are drunk, and especially mythologically drunk, it's 5000% easier to make the jump or take that extra drunken step over the edge when you stand there than it would be sober.
>>35029789College is fun. Try going before you kill yourself.
