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Head Game > Looks Edition

Previous: >>35055763
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I'm'a say it

Well I'm'a say it

Well I'm'a say it

FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!!!!
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>>35059454
what a handsome guy i wish he were mine
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>>35059292
commence soup and stew posting.
try to guess if a foid or moid made it
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I wish I had been sexually enslaved by Saaniya Abbas. What a dream of a woman.
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State gender.
Does this seem like an overreaction by the boyfriend?
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>>35059464
Soup is fucking disgusting.
Wet mushrooms are even more disgusting.
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I have no question just wishing everyone a good day. I will prepare the dough for my home made pizza today.
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>>35059464
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>>35059470
i hope u have a good day too anon
will u show us ur pizza once its done?
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>>35059460
Dude he's probably like only 17
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>>35059467
the image belays that this is an obvious fake. Either an AI one, or she randomly has studio lighting.
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>>35059469
Who wouldn’t want to pour a bunch of water onto their food?
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>>35059467
F
No, it's probably not the first red flag she's thrown the bf. Better for him to end that shit abruptly than get whipped into a cuck.
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>>35059467
m

that pic is probably not being judged in a vacuum, but I honestly can't say.
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>>35059478
17 year olds have facial hair like that??
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>>35059478
Basically a toddler
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>>35059484
Some do. Kid in my class had it
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>>35059467
Women shouldn’t be so comfortable having another man’s hands all over her.
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>>35059454
He has a bit of a harmless whoville look to him
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>>35059469
soup like this is literally jewish
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>>35059480
I'll have to stew on it
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I like to sing-a
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>>35059495
I like to dance-a
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>>35059464
man
>>35059472
100% foid food
>>35059492
moid
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Plap
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>>35059467
I get him helping hold up the ankle, but what's the purpose of him having his hand on her ass?
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>>35059498
I like to get-a
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>>35059477
Not him but I wish I would get raped by a sex vampire so I can receive sexually transmitted immortality through my anus.
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>soupposting
Very based
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>>35059501
Presumably keeping her pelvis tilted correctly and keeping close to the wall. It's as respectful of an ass touch as it can be.
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>>35059501
Cause she got a bubble butt that won't quit
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Women, when you were a teenager did you find guys in their 20s more attractive than guys your own age? What about in their 30s?
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Why are women so picky?
And why are some women offended by the notion of being picky?
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>>35059511
What a creepy question.
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Gender

How did you do on today's Krillion?
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>>35059511
I knew a woman who graduated from college at 20 and then immediately tried out sex with every willing 30something or 40something guy she could find.
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>>35059511
Generally men under 26 were the most appealing to me. Preferred slightly older to look at but my own age when it came to irl dating.
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>>35059514
I don't know but if I had a krillion dollars I could actually retire early.
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>>35059513
>the trope from every single teenage girl movie from before is creepy
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>>35059512
>Why are women so picky?
What's my incentive not to be?
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>>35059511
i'm still a teenager, and i guess i like some older guys on TV and stuff, but i've never had a crush on a guy more than a couple years older than me irl. different generations look different i think and millenials have weird faces, idek if its an age thing
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If Capitalism ended in your country, how would your life change?
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>>35059520
To avoid midlife alcoholism.
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>>35059527
How would not being picky help with that? I feel like being married to some guy just because would make me more likely to drink than being alone.
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>>35059519
>>its not creepy, hollywood producers love it!
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Why do the oh I just realised. Because G is short for george washington. The question was going to be why di they call dollars Gs
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What color are elf woman's toes, genders?
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>>35059521
>i'm still a teenager
Hey
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This is how moids who complain about women "withholding" sex actually fuck btw
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Post gender

Which song or album is like crack to you, or one so beloved to you that you can always listen to it, maybe on repeat
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>>35059511
No, anyone more than 3 years older than me was an oldfag in my eyes. Older guys with beards were disgustingly old and wrinkly. 30ys was old even in my 20s its cringe when they talk to me.
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>>35059531
It's short for "grand". A G is 1000 dollars.
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>>35059454
>Yah, that's the girl I like? What about it?
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>>35059534
100% i'd be witholding laughter doing this scene, either guy or girl
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You have had a sex with an alien.
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>>35059520
>>35059529
Then you have no right to complain about being alone
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>>35059535
f
360 by charlie xcx
currents by tame impala
pure heroin by lorde
every song ever made by sydney gish
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>>35059454
how do i attract milfs with my tinder profile?
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>>35059534
Have y'all seen the video of the guy making his wife cuck him with a black guy and she's just staring at him like this
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>>35059511
I've always preferred men my age or a bit younger.
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>>35059544
I wasn't complaining
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Why do some many other women give oral sex?
You know you've basically Fucked the rest of us that can't do this, right? Every relationship I have been in, I'm literally the only girlfriend that has never done it, and eventually it becomes a huge issue and things fall apart. I'm expected as part of a relationship, to put myself in a submissive and vulnerable position, cover and erect penis with my mouth, and move my head back and forth repeatedly as fast as I possibly can. I'm expected to choke myself do this while trying to gasp for breathes and cause myself to tear up to the point where I can't even really see what I'm doing. I'm expected to just let my spit collect all over my mouth and face because there is no way I can swallow or get rid of it fast enough when it builds up while doing this, so I look like a Fucking Basset Hound. Not only that, I have to do this to the point that the penis builds up enough pressure that the urethra starts suffer a series of contractions, and then semen discharges in spurts while I am doing this, and the expectation is I will continue to move my head back and forth over the penis and let the discharges hit me in various areas of my mouth, likely causing me to choke and gasp. Or I pull back and present my face so that it is used as a target for the semen discharges, like I'm some inanimate object. Fuck that! That has to be the most absolutely humiliating and degrading thing that one human being can do to another out of supposed "love".
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>>35059552
This pasta is old. Throw it out it's going to give you botulism.
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>>35059511
Ive always preferred men close to my age. Maybe a bit younger.
>>35059535
Belly - Star is a good one.
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State Gender.
See this at character selection, which character do you choose?
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>>35059560
M
B A Z Z
A
Z
Z
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>>35059560
I'd rather pass and not play. They're worse than fugly.
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>>35059535
F
I can always listen to almost anything by Vulfpeck but the My first car EP is a favorite.
Also Them Changes by Thundercat. Makes me want to do that silly walk.
Knower or just Louis Cole has some good stuff. Still Woozy is a relatively new to me favorite.
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>>35059511
I always preferred men 27+. I still prefer men 27+ even though I myself am now older than 27.
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>>35059560
F
What am I doing here I'm not playing
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>>35059535
>it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!
>if the way is hazy,
>you gotta do the cooking by the book -
>you know you can't be lazy!
>BREAK IT DOWN BITCH!
>LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP!
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Women, what's going on here? Are you ok?
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>>35059560
The black guy whose hat matches his gun's magazine.
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>>35059552
If I'm in a relationship and I'm not getting a blowjob to completion at least once a week, MAYBE with occasional 2 week gaps. I am not staying in that relationship unless there is like a health issue preventing it.
That's just how it is.
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>>35059560
M
whichever one has the most busted movement mechanics. you can't always have a good team but you can always leave a shitty team to die like dogs
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>>35059560
M.
I close the game within 5 seconds. As soon as the vibes are off I try to avoid wasting my time. I'm just not into games like that. I'd pick the pink thing with the tie first if I absolutely had to.
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Why don't women wear picrel anymore?
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Women, why do you marry men you don't want to fuck?
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>>35059574
/adv/ really needs flags to shame third worlders who post retarded questions like this
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>>35059568
>i had an extreme anger attack
It marvels me how they can always frame themselves as a victim.
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>>35059568
Cute mohammedan. Would plap.
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>>35059573
Easy to rape
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I fucking hate my inlaaaaawwws bruh why does everything have to be so difficultt
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>>35059575
And you really need to kys you absolute worthless fuck
Absolute bottomfeeder
Worthless piece of shit
Your mom should have kept her abortion appointment
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>>35059582
Why would you marry someone whose family you can't stand. Is that not a giant red flag
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How do I stop projecting all the years of no attention from women onto a hypothetical future gf? I know it's unreasonable but I still can't shake the idea that a future gf will have to make up for those years without one.
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Women do you wish you were still a virgin?
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men, would you rather meet a random bear or a random woman in the woods?
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>>35059573
in usually wearing a dress so close enough
>>35059560
f, genuinely none of these character designs are good at all
>>35059535
according to my history on YouTube music ive listened to norf norf 38 times
>>35059511
nah
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>>35059454
what would you do if a woman asked you for a lock of your hair to perform spells with?
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>>35059587
One day Ill have the courage to buy a dildo
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>>35059588
I'd need to see the encounter tables
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>>35059581
Women are ALWAYS easy to rape
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>>35059588
woman = friend
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>>35059595
bear can be friend too
>>35059592
what is that
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Men, thoughts?
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When I was in high school there was this autistic femcel with no friends or bf, she usually sat alone drawing or reading or something. I used to grope her butt sometimes when I could get away with it and moved onto her boobs a couple times. She never said anything.
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Either gender
Soulmates, can they be real or are they fairy tale fiction?
I dont know if there is a specific person that is factory custom made to suit one other specific person but I like the idea in theory
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>>35059597
the only bad part about her is wiping snot off her chin and maybe smelling bad. 3 day old girl sweatpants is HOT. If she doesn't like watching the show, I don't wanna force her to be bored. I'd rather watch it myself or with other people who enjoy it, and just have fun with her, so yeah i'd fuck her
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>>35059597
>ok more context
Lmao, didn’t go the way she thought it would the first time around
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>>35059596
women are more comfy to be around
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>>35059597
she's desperately trying to convince herself that she hasn't picked a very very losing fight. kek. you think she isn't still hotter than the hottest cavewoman we descended from?
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>>35059537
Well thats disappointing to me
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>>35059597
They just have to make up a ridiculous set of circumstances because in the plain normal scenario they sound unhinged.
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>>35059601
f, I think soul mates are formed through a good foundation rather than a fairy tale
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>>35059597
She got dunked on badly on X in both the original and the response by both men and women. It was a pretty brutal pile on.
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>>35059587
God no imagine how fucking weird I would be I'm in my 30s
>>35059598
I am glad I did not go to school with you. I ate alone in a stairwell in junior and senior year
>>35059601
The whole "boom you just know" thing is bullshit. You choose your soulmate and have to reaffirm that choice every day.
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>>35059601
m, it's not great. It's as bad as something like believing in unconditional love. The best relationship is one where both of them choose each other. Sure you can say that fate was what brought them together, but both people have to make the choice to want to be together. The moment came for me to make the leap of faith. I choose her, and she chooses me back. I accept and love her for being her, and she loves me because I'm me. I don't want anything else to force our love, and think it's more romantic that way.
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>>35059608
A benjamin is a 100 bucks though
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>>35059597
Having been in an essentially asexual relationship this would be welcomed.
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>>35059610
That’s still a fairy tale.
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>>35059615
Thats why I assumed the G was what I said it was. Still cool thanks
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>>35059617
hardly, I love my wife and we're soul mates for sure
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sleepy...
no foid lap to rest in...
worthless existence...
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>>35059560
F
Bazz
Always Bazz
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>>35059620
Fold pillow and pretend they are thighs on a couch while you sleep sideways.
Better yet, put one headphone in the top ear and play ear cleaning and head scritching asmr in that ear.
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>>35059619
As long as you keep believing that, it’s true.
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>>35059597
>Men, thoughts?
She is a bitch, a slut, a cunt. And a BITCH!
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>>35059623
you sound jewish
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Would you accept dirty money?
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>>35059623
God that's sad
Not shitting on you but that is so depressing
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I've come to terms that not being possesive is more important than preventing a woman from cheating on me.
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>>35059628
Oh that's not what I thought you meant by dirty money
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>>35059628
i wish i had a pornstar gf
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>>35059587
No, losing my virginity was so awful I'd rather never have sex than go through it again
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Reposting:
>cashier at work
>ringing up a customer
>it's a dad and daughter
>daughter is roughly my age
>need help with an item and call someone over
>as my supervisor talks to the dad I look over at the daughter
>she's already looking at me and biting her bottom lip
>just kinda play it off
What was I supposed to do? Her dad was right there so I couldn't give her my number or spit game. Was the play just to do nothing because of the situation I was in?
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>>35059634
You did what you were supposed to do. Getting hit on in front of one of your parents is mortifying especially if you're interested.
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Older I get
Flirting seems more and more impossible
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women are comfy and loving and lovable
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>>35059629
If you can't have it for real then it's not any less sad than having a nap and wishing you were doing it but not doing it out of a sense of dignity when nobody else is around anyway.
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>>35059639
You’re making no sense,
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>>35059632
They're gonna be a hell of a lot of responsibility that and you got to keep a secret life private.
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>>35059641
I wish that was enough
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>>35059639
Yeah. I didn't want her dad to like flip out on me.
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>>35059641
>women are comfy and loving and lovable
Only when they're in the mood for it. Women need to come with a disclaimer that says
>Caution! This product will perform 80% less after the honeymoon period. Loyalty and respect sold separately*
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>>35059474
I will bake it tomorrow :) but yeah i will if the result is good
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That fucking boomer pilot got the 20yo girl copilot killed because he was like
>oh yeah, I've seen ice and rain like this before, no problem *slaps dashboard*
and then instead of fixing it sat there praying that god correct his fuckup
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A hard truth is that if you are anti-drug you just have a massive ego. There is objectively nothing wrong with using drugs. I've used weed, LSD, mushrooms, deliriants. And people are like "bro you fried your brain, you are an addict/junkie, you're speaking nonsense!" No I am completely cognizant of my reality. I had a transformation where I no longer have "normal" societal values but other than that nothing changed.

There is nothing wrong with using drugs.
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>>35059642
It's a little more sad.
Like talking to yourself out loud when other people can hear you.
>>35059643
What part do you need rephrased?
>>35059646
You made the only sane choice.
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>>35059652
>Like talking to yourself out loud when other people can hear you.
Yeah, people do this pretty regularly. You should stop being so self conscious.
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>>35059649
not his fault
women are bad luck on airplanes
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>>35059649
Season 2 of the rehearsal should be required viewing for pilots
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Why are women like this?
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>>35059650
Was it worth it? You tuned out and now you are no longer immersed in the social enterprise. Everyone around you treats the cultural hallucination as though it were reality and now you no longer identify with any of it. Do you not feel lonely?
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>>35059653
I'm not being self conscious I'm saying being that touch starved or conversation starved is depressing and makes me feel pity. That's just a fact.
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>>35059655
Elaborate. I don't watch slop tv.
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>>35059658
Yeah I get that, But I'm saying that somebody is touch starved or they aren't, whether or not they're doing things to temporarily mitigate that doesn't really impact that.
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>>35059656
That's Jennifer Lawrence's whole thing. Loud and kind of dumb but in a hopefully charming way.
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>>35059659
>slop tv
How dare you. Nathan Fielder is a visionary it was very funny and very informative, and an insane thing to do. Just Google it it'll be faster than me explaining.
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>>35059657
Of course it was worth it. Only someone who hasn't experimented with drugs can confidently throw off on people who have. Drugs are not just chemical they show you truths that you will not realize under normal consciousness. They aren't just hallucinations. Drugs make the subconscious and unconscious conscious. There is an untold level of value to be had in these experiences. In fact, I think I was meant to do them.
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>>35059656
>When I grow up I wanna be famous
>I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
>When I grow up I wanna see the world
>Drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies
>Be on TV, people know me, be on magazines
>Fresh and clean, number one chick when I step out on the scene

Foids pray this prayer three times daily, that is why they may or may not suck penis to get famous
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>>35059663
>did you know, that rich people who commit fraud... LIE?!
>Did you know that people in awkward situations stare at you when you're being weird?!

wow, truly visionary.
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>>35059660
I'm operating under the assumption that the people doing those things feel worse than the people not making fake legs to lay on. I said no judgement you don't need to get defensive about it. I'm not calling you weak or stupid I just think it's sad. Like that puppy that had glue poured on it.
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>>35059584
For the person
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>>35059668
What?
Season 2 of the rehearsal is about pilots will you just fucking Google it?
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Why does it sometimes feel like Upstate New York, Pennsylvania, and Central Maryland are the only Good and Normal parts of America?
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>>35059665
I know what it does, I did them too I had the whole ego death thing. It stops being insightful and begins to wear on you. It's like being stuck in the end credits of life but you haven't died yet so you just wait for the reaper while everyone else stays immersed in the cosmic game
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>>35059665
>Only someone who hasn't experimented with drugs can confidently throw off on people who have.
No. I can throw you off too.
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>>35059672
Because you have bad taste
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Why are men like this?
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Most women who live in tourist towns have had one and done sex with tourist men.

The entire female population of Reykjavik has had at least one American's or Brit's cum in them during a brief Summer fling.
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>>35059671
You know it’s not real, right?
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>>35059672
I love upstate New York but you couldn’t be more wrong.
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>>35059665
Hallucinogens just make me nauseous and feel trapped inside of my physical form Idk what you're on about.
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>>35059467
The boyfriend is overreacting, he is probably insecure or hypersexual, trainers touch their trainees all the time.

t.male
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>>35059676
Because she took the money. You can make a woman do anything for a price
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>>35059676
Tarantino is a famous footfag.
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>>35059669
>Like that puppy that had glue poured on it.
wtf?

Yeah, there are people not doing fake lap pillows who are probably fine with that. but if you DO want to do that, not doing it isn't going to make you feel any better is my point. You're not going to have your power nap thinking
>at least I'm based enough to not be doing the thing I want to do
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>>35059675
California looks fucking creepy and crazy though. Everything there looks like candy colored Doritos.
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>>35059678
Ffs does it matter whether he actually got his pilots licence or not? No. The thesis statement of the season and a lot of what is talked about is something pilots should be keeping in mind in the cockpit.
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>>35059681
Yeah, the chick doesn’t care when her ass is groped. It’s definitely the boyfriend who’s the issue.
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Guys, would you really ghost a girl you are into just because she posts tiktoks and actively engages on social media?
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>>35059676
that's fucked up
mezcal is obviously a better toe beverage
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>>35059687
You take life advice from fiction.
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>>35059684
Again that's not why I'm talking about it I saw the post and went "aw, wow that makes me sad" I'm not arguing that you should or shouldn't do it.
Okay now I'm gonna be mean. Jesus no wonder you need to make fake legs having a conversation with you is excruciating.
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>>35059689
Yes and already have a handful of times it's the second most unattractive behaviour a woman can exhibit besides being a prostitute
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>>35059689
If she engages with social media in a trashy way, then yes.
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Women are literally ribbed for his pleasure
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>>35059689
No, but I probably would tell her I’m not interested after the first date
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>>35059686
California sucks. But Pennsylvania and Maryland? You're nuts.
>>35059693
How is "frequently check in with each other and don't be afraid to speak up as second in command" bad advice?
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>I can fix him
no you can't
you can't fix a dying giant
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if a law was established that men had to wipe after peeing everytime, how many of u would go to jail?
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>>35059699
It’s not real, bro.
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>>35059689
I once accidentally ghosted a girl I was into because thinking about her made me too happy to remember to actually talk to her.
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>>35059676
That's just Quentin
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>>35059701
men don't need to wipe after peeing. this is just foids being mad that their stuff is designed sucky and moids aren't
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>>35059701
Who's going to enforce it? (You)?
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>>35059705
there is a droplet or two of pure pee that stays on ur penis and then u put it back in ur underwear and now theres a small piss stain in ur underwear
>>35059706
yes
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>>35059702
Not the point bruh
Are you autistic?
>>35059705
Based on the piss drops on a guy's boxers every time he's done most of you should be dabbing at least.
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would you cook me some 'ghetti pls WOMEN ONLY
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>>35059689
Masterclass in proving his point
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>>35059711
can't you be a pickme somewhere else?
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Why is my head so spiky and like a cone?
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>>35059676
I'm not a footfag but I would suck my girl's toe ngl
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>>35059710
No. There's some leftover rigatoni and a meatball in the fridge you can have though.
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boys how long does her belly jiggle after you whippertap her flab with ur penis
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>>35059676
Living the dream
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>>35059708
>yes
Then the answer to your question is
>Not many.
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>>35059716
fine whatever fuck me i guess i'll just go kill myself
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>>35059719
fine, but iwill specifically target u
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>>35059716
>won’t even heat up leftovers for him
For shame
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>>35059714
same, i couldn't imagine not wanting to adore every inch of a gf. Was with a girl who didn't like me touching her feet cause of foot fethishers, made me sad
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You will live in a cupboard under the stairs
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>>35059720
I'm not cooking new pasta when there's already pasta in the fridge that needs to be eaten.
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>>35059721
I won't go to jail either. I'm one of the ones who do wipe.
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>>35059724
comfy!
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lock up all the men in jail then I get to choose when the cute ones get out to visit me on the beach but only when they're done with their work
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>>35059722
I was gracious enough to offer a complete stranger free food and this is the thanks I get? Offer revoked no meatball for anybody.
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>>35059724
i wanna be the harry potter to a malfoid
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I want to take a nun's virginity
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>>35059726
oh yay
i bet ur cute
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>>35059729
what about the rigatoni
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Ignoring like the cringe dancing and whatnot, do you still formerly check in with your partner every year, few months, etc.? For stuff that gets missed in the day to day you know.
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>>35059724
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Women, do you suck your man's fingers like in porn?
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>>35059729
You don’t have the heart of a momma bear.
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>>35059736
F
Yea
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>>35059737
good goy...
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>>35059734
I'm too old to be cute.
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>>35059736
after she trashed everything to panic identify as a lesbian only to end up as a faux lesbian, I'm assuming she stopped making posts, right?
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>>35059735
Nope. Make your own food.
>>35059739
I always feel so stupid when they make me do this. I do it because they want me to but it feels dumb.
>>35059740
Not my cub not my problem.
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>>35059736
not gonna watch a cringey dance but i'd check in on how she's feeling about the relationship, if she's got any issues with me, etc
i wanna girl who's happy with me
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>>35059737
This seems cool if i’m 10. Bullshit if i’m an adult.
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I haven't had my pickle tickled in over a year.

Any volunteers want to help me out?
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>>35059744
age has nothing to do with cuteness you're just uncute because your soul is evil
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>>35059745
She wasn’t a real lesbian?
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>>35059746
no foid to lay on and now no foid to make me pasta why go on
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>>35059744
how old r u?
>>35059750
why r u calling him evil when he's been behaving?
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>>35059742
Cool
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>>35059736
I think this is probably a lot more obnoxious in this video that it needs to be. I think it can make sense to sort of set some time aside to plan out the year for example, or have some safe space to voice concerns or wants/needs, that kinda thing.
But if there is like a "list 5 things you did to make my life easier in the past 12 months", that shit needs to go, and ideally anything addressable should just be addressed immediately and not hung onto to for like 8 months.
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>>35059746
>go get momma another bottle of wine and don’t bother me until the morning
vibe going on
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If you go to California, your hair will be forcibly cut into a mullet. You will be forced to wear weird sunglasses that resemble Geordi's visor. And you will be sodomized by West Hollywood homosexuals. You will then be dosed with peyote and mushrooms atop Mount Shasta and have visions of dark enlightenment.

You must not go to California.
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>>35059745
no she's still making em, she looks a lil butch
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>>35059745
She is now a they/them as well, so how can they be a Lesbian if they are nonbinary?
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>>35059753
it's just an act his soul pure black goop
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>>35059736
M
Check-ins for new year plans is fine but making a relationship like a yearly review questioning whether or not to extend your contract with a person is exhausting, you already do that with your employer. From experience it was not healthy.
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>>35059737
Just the storage solution I needed for my ten unread books and Michael Scott’s flatscreen television
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>>35059757
This interaction feels more like random man came up to me on the street and asked me for spaghetti from my perspective
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>>35059762
It was the black goo that he recovered from Beyond the Black Rainbow before he became possessed by spirits from beyond. Spirits of Evil.
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>>35059762
Do you know this tentatively cute and/or evil man or is this just vibes
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>>35059736
F
Not formally.
Having the printed out question sheets to fill out seems weird and performative to me.
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If you go to Hogwarts, you will receive violent sex attacks from the Slytherins.
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men how would you react if u had to work from home and were in a zoom meeting and midway thru ur gf snuck under ur desk, undid ur pants and start teasing ur penis by giving u a handjob and licking at it.
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>>35059765
And your first instinct was to invite him back home for leftovers?
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>>35059768
He wipes his penis, which means he has a penis, which means he's evil.
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>>35059773
Ah
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I still don't understand malfoid. Where did it originate and why do people care so much? Isn't it just Nagatoro basically?
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>>35059751
no lol see
>>35059761

it's textbook mentally unstable chungus dating the gormless man child, controlling it like HR, until even the gormless nobody can't stand it, resulting in the quirk chungus crashout and reinventing themselves in color-by-numbers stereotype only possibly by overexposure to the internet.
you knew right off the bat she wasn't actually into liking pussy
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>>35059765
I all the world know what all schoolchildren learn; those who deny meatballs shall be denied meatballs in return
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>>35059535
Every song and album gets boring eventually after enough listens
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Men
>Absurdly lewd and borderline unhinged sexual question

Women
>Inflammatory accusation and outrage against your gender guised as a question
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>>35059777
>I all the world know what all schoolchildren learn
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>>35059712
>can't you be a pickme somewhere else?
Should I say something misandrist to balance it out?
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>>35059742
Do you make him fill out forms?
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I want a FAG WARS t-shirt so fucking bad.
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>>35059781
Unironically, yes
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>>35059779
I asked what I should do about a situation last thread and I just got attacked and accused by a woman as a representative of all men not taking accountability or responsibility or exerting self-control.
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>>35059775
>Where did it originate
Some AI gen I assume.
>why do people care so much?
Tsundere hot blonde with piercing green eyes.
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Girls, would you judge people if a guy's girlfriend dies, and a while later he starts dating her sister? Would you think that's wrong?
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>>35059775
Nagataro, I remember that! It was surprisingly less gooner-y than Love Hina, I was surprised it was by the same author.

Though re: Love Hina, I do remember jerking it endlessly to Kitsune, my first manga waifu. So much cum exited my penis while she appeared. I also shipped Haruka and Keitaro.
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>>35059788
Yes
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>>35059783
it would be a very funny tshirt unless you're an actual fag it loses its charm then
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>>35059781
yeah, that would be preferable at least.
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>>35059780
I'm phoneposting cut me some slack
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>>35059779
I wish this was only unhinged sexual questions but women would never participate
I would love discussing porn with straight women
Unfortunately the only femanons who discuss porn are the blatina bisexuals and I really don't care for Korra's taste in women
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>>35059772
I said he could have them not that he could come inside my house
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i like female body hair but not like a fetishist
a hairy snatch is extremely hot, but a hairy groin? thats just nasty
same with hairy legs, although its usually fine if you have light hair but if its coarse and dark its definitely nasty
if its soft and downy its just cute
pits are usually fine though, i dont mind that at all that can go either ways
probably because its a part that stays hidden most of the time
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>>35059733
>a nun's virginity
Nuns are repenting sluts.
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>>35059790
I don't think ogres count as girls tobequitedesu
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foids will HATE you for wanting this
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women if you were about to have sex and then he says "these condoms are too big to use" how would you respond?
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>>35059783
Childhood memories of playing against First Assembly of God School in basketball.
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>>35059782
No
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>>35059771
As long as I'm on mute. This sounds really hot.
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The amount of things you miss out on in life by not being an attractive male is absolutely depressing.
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>>35059777
I wasn't asking for any so I'm okay with this. If I want meatballs I will make my own.
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Why do people make fun of women just because they work in HR. HR provides a valuable resource to the company.
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>>35059800
as a moid I hate you for wanting that
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>>35059800
>this
tea you mean? foids really are evil
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>>35059795
>free tupperware
Nice
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>>35059802
I have childhood memories of having my foreskin pulled down and the head of my penis fellated.
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>>35059791
I used to be MAN CHILD, so yes and no. I had at least already dumped quirk chungus before I saw that image.
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>>35059771
I sound like a retard in meetings anyway, so that would be fine.
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Oh no. The Dark Harvest is Upon Us.

We are going to suffer. Aren't we?
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>>35059802
Oh wow.
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>>35059794
i love unhinged sexual questions. just shoot em off you never know who's on the thread at any given moment
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>>35059771
I don't own a desk just rent
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>>35059801
Pencil dick?
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>>35059808
As per 1984, it's always the young women...
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>>35059815
Something tells me I’m still going to have to work on weekdays during the Dark Harvest.
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>>35059796
Weak.
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You know what happens if you don't vote?

You go to Hell. You KNOW that.
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>>35059811
I would apologize for it being dollar store Tupperware but we've already established nobody is getting the pasta and meatballs.
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>>35059824
Who do you think people should vote for?
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>>35059824
I’m going to go vote before work tomorrow morning and my stupid piece of cheese state is probably still going to be red despite it.
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>>35059771
I would be annoyed please don't do that to your bf, it has a high chance of becoming a hard conversation if he doesn't like it.
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atoga doesn't care. women weren't whipped into voting for abortion this year; so there's nothing to fight about

atoga doesn't care about voting. like normal people.
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>>35059822
is it this weekend? I'm working this weekend bossman said he'll need me to come in saturday
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>>35059830
is it that bad of a thing to do?
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>>35059688
>groped
He is literally helping her work out, you have a very hypersexual mind, seek help.
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#BlueWave
#Blunami
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Moids, how can we get you to stop being afraid of a little bush? If your girlfriend you to "eat that hairy pussy, babe", you're telling me you would decline? You would say no?
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>>35059825
I’ll clean your gutters though.
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>>35059794
I don't have anything interesting to say regarding porn.
>>35059831
They're trying to make weed illegal again in MA, people will vote lol.
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>>35059824
find me a viable political party that isn't built n child trafficking, nepotism, corruption, insider trading, or some combination thereof
otherwise fuck off entirely
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Then I went outside to see what the darkness was and everyone started screaming and running. It turns out, it was me.
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>>35059839
start one yourself
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>>35059836
I don't care if a girl is hairy, she can have straight up hairy legs, pussy, ass, etc.
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>>35059834
It’s amazing that you have no expectation of a woman having a sense of propriety.
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>>35059836
stop repeating this post.
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>>35059771
mute my mic, and give little moans and mutter to her without giving it away with my facial expression. Hold her hair and head, maybe play with her tits. When the meeting's done, I'm taking over immediately

(later i pamper her like hell cause i love her so much)
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>>35059813
>I had at least already dumped quirk chungus
out of curiosity what made them a quirk chungus?
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>>35059833
Well you see when i am working i am mostly locked in what i am doing, if my gf comes out of no where and starts patting my little buddy i wouldn't be happy about it, if i even get hard at all, it would be even worse if she undresses me because i am in a zoom meeting which would feel really awkward. This will make me really uncomfortable, i may or may not bring it up later.

This situation has two paths, either your BF likes it very much, or is annoyed by it very much, you know your boy, do what feels best.
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What is the joke even supposed to be in this video? Girl memes are so stupid.
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>>35059836
Shut the fuck up I eat hairy bush for breakfast foids are over playing this for attention.
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I could really go for some rigatoni rn
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>>35059837
Gutters aren't my responsibility, don't care. You were ungrateful, no pasta.
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>>35059836
are women ever going to pretend like men actually have a say in what they do based on their preferences?
>Oh noooo, a man didn't like that I have a bush
okay, you found one who did or doesn't care 5 minutes later, so who cares?
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>>35059775
cute tsundere that gets converted from hot asshole racist to fiesty but lovable waifu, very heartwarming for a boy
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>>35059824
I'm voting all red just out of spite and for fun.
I don't even give a fuck, it's all pointless theater anyway akin to a sport. Nothing in my life will change either way
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>>35059841
I would but the guillotine lobby is lamentably broke
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>>35059849
I have no idea what is happening in this picture. Maybe it's more obvious in the video.
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>>35059853
But i’ll clean your other gutters too…
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>>35059838
You've had opinions on those two clips
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>>35059843
I am not insecure and i know my girl, it is unfortunate that you don't have this privilige.
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>>35059801
guys should always have condoms of their size, why tf would they even say this
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>>35059857
run on that them the public execution industry is in a slump and your opononets simply aren't doing enough to give it the kickstart it needs I mean one (planned) public execution in 5 generations is pitiful
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>>35059861
>Having the mind of a cuckold is a privilege.
Sure thing bro
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>>35059785
>>35059792
The reason all of you are alone is because you have literally nothing to offer. You're not financially secure. You're not emotionally secure. Most of you physically aren't worth a second glance, and even if you were able to jump that hurdle, any woman would immediately lose interest because there's nothing good or interesting about your personality either. You can't even fuck right. So why would a woman just take on another burden for literally no reason when she gains absolutely nothing from it? And on top of that, why would she want a family with you when it's just one more child she has to take care of?

You all want to say women are hypergamist, why not acknowledge that men were only ever viable partners because they used to hold all the power? Now that the playing field has been equalized, men have been left behind by every facet of society. And what do they do? Self-improve? Seek fulfillment outside of a relationship? No, they launch hate campaigns online because it's in their DNA to try and put women down. They vote for pedophiles. They harass rape victims. They mire in every ounce of misery a woman suffers.

You're all vile, malcontent losers thrashing in the death throes of a belief that the world was supposed to be yours on a silver platter. Most of you will never learn. You'll die early from loneliness, no wife, no kids, no legacy. The only people that will remember you are the neighbors that smelled your rotting corpse through the walls because no one checked on you for weeks, or the paramedics called to the scene where you killed yourself.

>>35059808
Black dress gonna cause some HR violations frfr
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He was raped by children. Wasn't he?
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>>35059849
I don't think there is a joke I think it's just a steak cooked so poorly it made people angry
>>35059859
No thank you. Not even sure exactly what you mean by that but I'm gonna pass.
>>35059860
?
Wasn't me.
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>>35059817
Every question about stuff like porn or fetishes usually has 10 women who say they don't like porn or have fetishes
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>>35059855
So... nagatoro, but with whatever headcanon any individual wants at any given time? Okay, sounds like the waifu version of when that annoying kid on the playground just makes up whatever rules so that he wins.
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There is a harry potter quiz event soon. Should I go? I dont knke much about it but ive seen thr films. My goal is to talk to someone anyome
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>>35059865
Fucking hell, you didn’t make to make a blog of it. Just say that all men are rapists or something.
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>>35059864
>hypersexual degenerate
I feel bad for you, you see sex everywhere, get help.
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>>35059869
>Not even sure exactly what you mean by that
nta but he's implying he'll lick your sweaty buttcrack clean
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Women, do you have any fetishes? What sorta kinks do you got?
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>>35059652
>You made the only sane choice.
Would writing my number on separate receipt paper and handing it to her discreetly have done anything?
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>>35059873
Just go to a bar trivia night. It’s that easy.
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>>35059865
That's is not a very pleasant thing to say madam.
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>>35059875
>she’s just an actress. I’m not so insecure that i care that she takes dick on film.
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You guys lied to me. I’m tall, white, and attractive and I’ve maybe gotten 100 matches over the last 6 months across all dating apps and I live in a city with a population of a million people
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I examined his ass. And his ass, it's like a pile of muscle....
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Reminder:
Women will say all men are rapists even though less than 1% of men commit rapes.
Yet when you show them the statistics of blacks commiting crimes suddenly they go all quiet and refuse to say nigger
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>>35059865
Okay, but like, you didn't need to be so mean about it.
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>>35059886
how hairy was it
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Are all the women you come in contact really saved up for later? What's it like seeing her again irl, do you imagine things while she talks/you're with her?
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>>35059847
We had the exact dynamic depicted in that cartoon, and she was a quirky Reddit user
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>>35059467
>Does this seem like an overreaction by the boyfriend?
M. Ridiculously so, yes.

>>35059552
>I'm expected as part of a relationship, to put myself in a submissive and vulnerable position, cover and erect penis with my mouth, and move my head back and forth repeatedly as fast as I possibly can.
I yield to no man in my appreciation of a good blow job, but if you did that to me I'd be howling in pain. (And yeah, I know it's copypasta).

>>35059588
>men, would you rather meet a random bear or a random woman in the woods?
That particular bear looks very cute.

>>35059601
>Soulmates, can they be real or are they fairy tale fiction?
Complete fiction.

>>35059650
>There is nothing wrong with using drugs.
I actually agree, in general. But this:
>I had a transformation where I no longer have "normal" societal values
indicates that you are a person who cannot handle drugs.

>>35059676
>Why are men like this?
Because they can be.

>>35059689
>Guys, would you really ghost a girl you are into just because she posts tiktoks and actively engages on social media?
That depends on what she posts.

>>35059724
>You will live in a cupboard under the stairs
If it means I'm secretly a wizard, I'm good with that.

>>35059771
>men how would you react if u had to work from home and were in a zoom meeting and midway thru ur gf snuck under ur desk, undid ur pants and start teasing ur penis by giving u a handjob and licking at it.
I would have muted the call and kicked her out of the room long before she reached the desk.

>>35059836
I'm fine with hair, and fine with using my mouth on it, so long as it's been washed recently.
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>>35059878
Only if she's incredibly thirsty and you had a solid conversation before she left. I've only ever been handed numbers by weirdos hitting on me while I'm working not the other way around lol. It lacks confidence. Just wasn't meant to be.
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>>35059887
>Women will say all men are rapists
Literally no woman has ever said this in the entire history of the human race.
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>>35059884
you underestimate how impressive it is to meet 100 people in general, let alone 100 women of an age range of that 1million, that is like 0.2% when some are at 0.0001%
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>>35059893
The chick was eye fucking him
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>>35059865
Not being able to see 50% of the population as people really can rot your mind before you even have a chance to explore the world and figure yourself out. The "all women are whores and idiots" men start to look physically ill after around 27. Its really sad to see.
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>>35059887
1% of men are raping/sexually assaulting 20% of women? That sounds exhausting.
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>>35059865
>You all want to say women are hypergamist
Women are liars they claimed to be hypergamist but they never developed a hyperactive videogame in their life
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>>35059896
Mainstay feminists espouse that all piv sex is rape.
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She recruited me into her secret clubhouse by sucking my penis. I now attend weekly meetings led by her with all of the other men she has fellated, and some women she has liked the pussies of. She is now our master, and she has ensorcelled and enslaved us to be her thralls.
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>>35059897
But I’ve only managed to have sex with 3 of them so it doesn’t even matter. I was told I’d be swimming in pussy. All I got was a bunch of jestering, humiliation, and a crum of pussy
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>>35059898
Yeah that's not enough. Enjoying the scenery.
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>>35059883
Taking dick is what your single mother loves to do though
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>>35059901
20% of women don't get raped that would mean 1 in 5 women get raped. More like 1 in 5 women lie about getting raped
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>>35059887
Oh no I understand how vile brown men can be. Especially spics. I've thoroughly enjoyed every time I've turned down a spics advancements with absolute disgust on my face.
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>>35059908
1 in 5 is the actual statistic last time I checked
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Sodomy will be inflicted upon your anus. Won't it?
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>>35059905
wow you scored 3 times im a virgin not that it matters, get out of your own head and search for a real purpose
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>>35059865
As a moid who hates pretty much all of modern male culture, and doesn't hate women or blame them for not wanting to be with guys for said reasons. But also recognizes that I'm one of those losers who will just never be good enough to date women this still hurts a little, despite how true it might be.
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>>35059915
But 2/3 were sub 5 and I have several purposes, one of them just happens to be having a lot of sex with a lot of women
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>>35059912
I'm over 6 feet tall so it's all good.
But on a serious note cheaters should be murdered in public.
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>>35059903
>Mainstay feminists espouse that all piv sex is rape.
No, they don't. This is something that was invented by men in an attempt to discredit Feminism.
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I think it's time to make a new entry in the monogatari series.
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>>35059913
Well it's a bullshit statistic because when you compare the number of rapes to the population of women the numbers don't add up. Also the statistic has no legal backing they claim. 1 in 5 are raped, 1 in 3 experience sexual assault or physical abuse yet they say most of it goes unreported. If it's unreported then it may as well not exist and all we have is women's word for it
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>>35059908
It's more like 1 in 3.
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>>35059908
The methodology they use to say the shit should be criminal. It was like 10-15 years ago when a campus “study” declared that 1 in 5 women are either raped or sexually assaulted. Which of course was twisted into 1 in 5 women are raped.

If you looked into the methodology in the study though, “attempted kissing” was considered sexual assault. So, a guy goes in for a kiss, she turns away, and he stops…that’s sexual assault and therefore rape.
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>>35059914
Been there done that. I'd never had alcohol so he gave me like 6 shots in quick succession then stuck it in my ass without warning or lube. I threw up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in his bathtub. Jokes on him though he never got anal but the next guy did.
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>>35059922
>all we have is women's word for it
That's the case with a lot of reported ones too so that's kind of a shit distinction
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>>35059923
So one third of the female population has been raped? We take the US population of women 169,000,000 of them you expect me to believe 56.3 million women got raped?
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>>35059928
YOU have been raped.
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>>35059928
1 in 3 at least have a story like this >>35059926
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>>35059597
>ok men
>imagine you're not a man and your biology and sexual wiring worked completely different from being a man

hmm
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>>35059926
He did his duty.
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>>35059873
>My goal is to talk to someone anyome
Sure. Harry Potter girls are pretty solid. A friend of mine did get me to read a book based on a Dramione fanfiction, and I lowkey hate her for it, but she's good people.

>>35059874
All men are rapists or something.

>>35059877
>Women, do you have any fetishes?
Exhibitionism, though I guess it's more of a kink than a fetish. Can kissing be a fetish? I need kissing for sexual satiety.

>>35059882
>That's is not a very pleasant thing to say madam
You're right, I owe black dress girl an apology.

>>35059887
Unlike being black, being a rapist isn't a choice.

>>35059902
>they never developed a hyperactive videogame in their life
TRUUUUUEEEEEE

>>35059916
I'm sorry you got caught in the crossfire, anon.
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why do I find jewesses attractive is this some satanic black magic curse
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How do I approach the tryhard jeeta in my college class? I'm 33 and she's 22. I'm already banging other girls but I want to bang her too. Should I park my car next to hers so we're nearby when we leave? She held the door for me once but a lot of times she's left right after class and I feel like she's noticed me trying to leave at the same time as her so I can talk to her. She doesn't have social media so I cant find out if she has a boyfriend. I want to fuck her, I've fucked an Indian girl before snd it was great because it was a hatefuck. I can already tell I'd have really intense sex with this girl because shes smarter than me and it really pisses me off. She also acts really professional and she's really cocky so it's even more rewarding to make her submit to my cock.
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Why aren't you an angel or demon who looks forever 27 years old?

Why must you be a mortal human instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF7qqb3yMDM
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>>35059933
What he did was make me take 2 extra years to try anal for real because it hurt so fucking much. A disservice to the men after him.
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>>35059865
That's more than one misandrist thing
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>>35059931
That story is called having casual sex and then complaining you took a dick. Do foids really call it rape if they engage in sex and the penis went somewhere they didn't enjoy?
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I'm dangerously close to jerking off to that little pilot chick. I just think she was really cute. I wish she was still alive.
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>>35059939
You literally said the next guy got to fuck you in the ass.
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>>35059941
He was my boyfriend.
And getting a woman drunk then purposely sticking it in a hole she told you not to is rape.
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>>35059944
Still took 2 years.
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Need to lock IN!
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>>35059865
>You all want to say women are hypergamist, why not acknowledge that men were only ever viable partners because they used to hold all the power?

You know I saw a modest girl getting asked the https://howdelusionalareyou.com questions and she was like "any race, $50k income, over 5'6" (because she's 5'6"), unmarried, not obese between the ages of like 22 and 28" and that only accounts like 9% of the population.

But it really just made me realize that website is kinda jacked because it's a bunch of young people looking for young people most of the time and boomers and gen x are still a majority of people and it doesn't removed married people from the equation
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>>35059945
Yeah I don't believe you.
>Jokes on him he never got anal
How could he have raped you yet also didn't get it either? I am willing to bet there's a few things you're omitting from the story
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>>35059945
Forced those drinks down your throat, did he?
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>>35059865
>They vote pedophiles
Whoa whoa whoa
They? Like only men ever vote for pedophiles? Takes two to tango cunt
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>>35059865
>They vote for pedophiles
Yeah but at the same time the democrat gubernatorial candidate in my state (who is going to win) was on one of epstein's planes lmao. I CANNOT WIN.
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Women really enjoy lying lol 1 in 3 are raped yeah right.
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I kinda wanna just start bedding every girl that strikes my fancy. I could probably do it. Should I
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thoughts on hitomi tanaka?
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>>35059928
This is of course anecdotical but a few years ago my very close knit friend group was basically nuked because one of my friends wives invited her childhood friend to their house for a bar hopping weekend. I wasn't there but I heard everyone got too drunk and shit got weird with the wife's friend. I guess she's a lawyer pushing 30 and getting desperate for a bf. She did not have the drinking tolerance my friends do. She started hitting on one of my friends HARD, but he's shy so she moved onto my other friends who did have a gf. Hours later and there having sex. The wife walks in and swears my friend was aware of what he was doing and she was passed out. He's kicked out of the house and the wives of my friends excommunicate him from the group. I'm of course stuck in limbo since I have no first hand account of this. Years late all of us has slowly started hanging with him again when the wives aren't around. I've heard the friend is still extremely flirty, and kinda a hot mess. I'm stuck never really knowing what happened but I'm starting to feel like our friendgroup was forever broken because of this, doesn't seem right....
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>>35059954
>>35059955
pedomind
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>>35059928
>So one third of the female population has been raped?
No, retard. How the fuck do you see the words "1 woman in 3 is raped" and read that as "1 woman in 3 has been raped"? A little basic numeracy is all we ask.
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>>35059950
Okay but if it spits out .0006% that means you're at best gonna meet 1 person every two years that meets your personal standards
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>>35059934
I thought that was a homestuck pic at first
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>>35059959
M

I want to squeeze and drink milk from hitomi's tanakers.
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99% of women have been raped by me
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>>35059967
what % of men have you been raped by?
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>>35059967
You rascal.
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>>35059959
>thoughts on hitomi tanaka?
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>>35059970
0.000000000001%
Your father molested me with butt
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Laziness Does Not Exist

Agree, or Disagree?
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>>35059973
so kawaii...
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>>35059972
Korrasami are you egyptian?
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>>35059951
>>35059953
I don't think 2 thrusts counts as getting to fuck my ass. But the act of putting it in there against my will counts as rape. It was clearly a whole plan.

I had never had so much as a beer I had literally no idea how that many shots was going to effect me and I trusted him. See these kinds of responses you're giving are why we choose the bear. Men are not safe to be around.
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Why doesnt femcel get a free 6' white boyfriend off tinder? There's loads of them there
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>>35059973
>his* butt
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>>35059977
Go to the police about instead of using it as a quirky story for online attention then
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>>35059980
it's just like in my japanese yaoi doujin
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You guys lied to me there were no cute guys at the library or park :(
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>>35059467
this is fake. but I'll play along anyway because situations like this absolutely do happen all the time.
women will let men they're not in a relationship with paw all over them because they love the attention; it makes them "feel sexy". this is especially true for personal trainers/athletic coaches/masseuses because they know it lets them maintain plausible deniability if they ever get called out on it.
>teehee he was just training me, why are you overreacting???
women are experts at engineering social situations that allow them to have their cake and eat it too. all they have to do is play stupid and they win. pretend like it hasn't been common joke for literal decades that athletic trainers are skeeves who can and will make moves on their female students.
there's a reason why if the sexes were reversed it wouldn't even be up for debate the female teacher wants to rail her male student and he is receptive to her advances.

whether the hypothetical woman in that image actually wanted to cheat or not is a different matter, but she definitely would've known what he was doing and what message she was sending by letting him do it.
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>>35059977
>he simultaneously did not rape me and rape me
Girls are funny.
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>>35059983
what about middle aged men with nothing but a trench coat on
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>>35059981
With what? A 16 year old story with no evidence?
It was relevant to the current discussion don't act like I brought it up out of nowhere lol.
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>>35059804
Doesn't sound very formal then.
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>>35059967
That's a concerning statistic.
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>>35059985
I bet she didn't consider it rape when they were dating but after she got dumped and they broke up she retroactively called it rape.
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>>35059982
I like to molest guys with my butt like in your japanese yaoi doujin
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>>35059990
I dumped him though. It was throwing the tuna melt at the wall that really did it for me.
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>>35059983
Sorry, I'll be there tomorrow.
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Cornell students are putting these signs up, but I kind of want to grab one and put it in my video game room.
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>>35059959
A novelty
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>>35059990
I don’t think anything pisses me off more than “i didn’t realize i was raped until…” and it’s always that someone told them that it is when they didn’t think it is.
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>>35059808
White stacies mogging the FUCK out of that fridge bodied slant
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>>35059995
Men at work
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>>35059993
So getting raped in your asshole didn't do it for you. It was throwing food at a wall that was a line too far. Lol you're fucking crazy
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Women what if you go to a guys apartment, you making out, things get hotter, undress you, tells you to wait minute and comes back wearing a cock sleeve. He goes "what? You can have fake tits, make up, bbl, whatever but I can't put on a fake dick?"
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The Florida was so beautiful. Rest easy, Nathalia.
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Women love to get raped and 90% orgasm from it, horny little monkeys.
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>>35059993
>rape is so bad that it’s not worth breaking up over but a sandwich is.
Girls are funny.
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Women

Why is redeemed zoomer such an idiot with slop arguments?
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>>35060003
I would've loved to have had sex with her. Fly high, princess
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>the retards who still reply to the evil retards in this thread
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>>35059976
>Korrasami are you egyptian?
No, but I have an Egyptian friend who tries to psyop me into believing Egypt isn't a shithole, tho.

>>35059985
>Girls are funny.
Foid hands
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>>35059986
You ever sucked off a fat man in an overcoat?
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>>35060003
Shame she had to trust and defer to her retarded boomer captain who didn't know to keep the plane from falling out of the fucking sky.
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>>35060009
>If you don't automatically believe a rape story, you're evil
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>>35060010
You should post some straight images. Like peter and Louis or stan and Francine. Ah the greatest animated shows ever. Thank you Seth… thank you
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>>35059799
Correct, you have layers, ogre.
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>>35059862
regardless, it has happened in this scenario. how do you respond?
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>>35059997
>I don’t think anything pisses me off more than “i didn’t realize i was raped until…”
The only time anyone has ever said this is if they were unconscious when it happened.
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Ew Shrek. Such a horrible cartoon that ruined so many animations
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Do we agree with Clav's proposition of the Oofy Doofy Theory?
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>>35060011
just nibbled on it a little why
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>>35060001
>>35060005
Right I forgot to establish the autism. I was very stupid yes. Doesn't make it not rape. First real boyfriend and he pulls that shit like 3 weeks in.
>>35060009
You got any better conversation topics? I know they're being edgy for the sake of it or are actually monsters but what else is going on rn? At least it's not politics or religion.
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>>35060010
Is your egyptian friend asexual?
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>>35059529
finding someone who meets some of your standards and learning to live with the parts of him that don't is better than waiting for someone who meets all of them and never finding him at all. nobody is perfect, and that includes you. you read too many fairytale romance stories growing up.
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>>35060021
>Clav
The sooner that cunt goes to prison, the better.
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>>35060019
I've known someone who was arrested and questioned then thankfully let go over a dumb cunt deciding she was raped retroactively. Her reasoning was she said yes but it hurt and she didn't want to say no in the middle of the act and let him bust and years later she felt it was rape because she changed her mind about it and he kept going despite the fact she didn't express for him to stop he still had her yes from the start to go off of.
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>>35060019
The bear is looking better and better.
Has nothing even mildly traumatic ever happened to you? That's the only way I can understand someone not getting this, you're sheltered.
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>>35059534
>dead fish expecting man to do all the work and offering no feedback at all
>"why are men like this"
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>>35059865
Should I kill myself if all this is true about me?
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>>35060023
Whose autism? His or yours? Both? We really should go back to the days where we ruled that autists can't give informed consent. You retards shouldn't breed
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So it turns. And it will keep on turning just as it always did. Until it stops.
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Women should be raped by men and murdered by bears, jk jk, maybe?
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>>35060023
>You got any better conversation topics?
This shit usually drowns out other things, so I just don't bother posting.
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>>35060029
That was *his* version of events, I'm sure. It's a bit sad that you were gullible enough to believe it.
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>>35060029
>>35060040
why do you miserable fucking moids torture each other nonstop for no reason, AND why are you stupid enough to fall for it?
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>>35060040
They questioned his ex too and they let him go the minute when they asked her if she told him to stop and when she said no she did not she lost the charges against him and rightfully so. Her story was full of more holes than she was
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My neighbors across the street put up their Christmas tree yesterday.
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>>35060025
>meets some of your standards and learning to live with the parts of him that don't is better than waiting for someone who meets all of them
Oh I'm not waiting I gave up. Clearly I don't know how to pick them. There probably is no guy that meets all my standards but the guys who meet some and have some stuff I'm supposed to "learn to live with" aren't worth the trouble. I would genuinely rather be alone for the rest of my life than make a bunch of little compromises every single day just to have a guaranteed someone to hang out with and fuck. I reeeeaally liked the last one and he dumped me but several months out the rose colored glasses came off and I see now that it was always going to end badly I mean he told me he had BPD early on and I disregarded it, and there were some insecurities and fundamental differences that were impossible to compromise around.
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>>35060027
It's funny how clav is the equivalent to the shallow retard valley girl women like to mimic somehow one is hated
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>>35059597
I like the implication that she sees her boyfriend as some drooling shit-encrusted toddler she has to tolerate rather than someone she willingly decides to shack up with. there is no angle here that makes her look good
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>>35060043
Yes, I'm sure that's what he told you.
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>>35060042
>why do you miserable fucking moids torture each other nonstop for no reason, AND why are you stupid enough to fall for it?
Because society won't let us have duels or fights to the death any more so we have to use our pent up aggression somewhere
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>>35060034
Mine
>shouldn't breed
I mean I agree but probably not for quite the same reasons as you.
>>35060038
So you're just going to complain and not even try? How womanly. Welcome to the club.
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Are the opposite genders in a better place now than they were last year?
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>>35060052
Not at all.
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>>35060050
at least let it out head on, roleplaying as a woman to make some other retard more mad at us is so fucking gay and weird and GAY and slimey and GAY
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>>35060052
I'm in pretty much the same place but I have more money in my bank account so that's good I guess.
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my head hurts can a foid give me some of hers to ease the pain
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>>35060051
So you probably weren't dicked out of nowhere. You probably missed so many non verbal gestures and signals and put out so many mixed ones yourself and you call it rape, again this is why autists need to be listed as a no-fuck zone, in the same category as downies because you pull shit like this
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>>35060047
>It's funny how clav is the equivalent to the shallow retard valley girl
Do shallow retard valley girls frequently end up on trial for rape?
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>>35060057
Nah
It was 100% intentional deception and sneakiness on his part.
Fucking virgin, you don't "nonverbally" ask for anal.
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>>35060052
>Are the opposite genders in a better place now than they were last year?
M. Women certainly aren't, no.
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>>35060058
They create retards like clavicular enjoy your world
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>>35059779
it's called "desperate for attention from the opposite sex"
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do you prefer soft or crunchy chocolate chip cookies
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Men

is Anakin literally you?
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>>35060060
I don't want to have to explain how functional humans communicate physically through body movement or gesture or contextual spontaneity I've got better odds of teaching a toddler calculus than teaching an autistic about non verbal signals we can change the topic
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>>35060063
>They create retards like clavicular
Like, in laboratories, you mean?
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>>35059865
>t. 40lb overweight and has student loan debt for a liberal arts degree she expects her husband to pay off
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>>35060052
M
Yeah, thankfully.
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>>35060068
This is my exact arc
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>>35060068
no, i would've banged the hot jedi alien over natalie portman
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>>35060015
>stan and Francine
I unironically believe they're one of the healthiest sitcom couples.

>>35060020
Kys, Shrek was a masterpiece, as was Shrek 2.

>>35060024
>Is your egyptian friend asexual?
No, he's married to a woman and is Muslim.

>>35060032
>Should I kill myself if all this is true about me?
No, you should work on building a better life and not letting your relationships, or lack thereof, define you as a person.
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>>35059959
I liked Shiori Tsukada better
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>>35060068
Women are like Anakin Skywalker, men are like Luke.
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Genuinely who do women think it's ok to dress like this?
Do you not feel naked?
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>>35060075
yeah but natalie portman's a slowburn who's been teasing you since you were 10
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>>35060066
Somewhere in between for homemade, but chewy for store-bought cookies.
I think I saw one of my neighbors feeding an entire package of chips ahoy to some crows last week.
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>>35060045
it's supposed to go up on the 24th and come down on the 6th. 12 days of Christmas, and all that.
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>>35060046
what makes you worth the trouble?
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What happened to all the nice, lonely, single femanons
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>>35060068
>is Anakin literally you?
Well, I do use a CPAP machine, I guess.
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>>35060079
I can't believe nobody's found bikini pictures of her yet
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>>35060068
I see myself more as Han Solo.
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>>35060085
they got a clingy bf
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>>35060085
I'm lonely but not single, I'm in an ldr
>>35060079
shorts and a shirt?
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>>35060024
>>35060076
ngl north african women are beautiful and criminally underrated
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>>35060069
Yeah yeah you're using the autism for a new angle but I'm autistic not retarded you're trying too hard. Boring. I hope you're not like this IRL. Like why do you even have to ask yourselves why you don't have girlfriends when this is how you act?
>>35060084
Presumably I'm not but men are more desperate.
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>>35060079
She is the first foid to make me question my hatred for foids when I learned the pilot was a 20 year old stacy girl who lives for the gram I instantly declared her death was deserved because women can't fly for shit and then I learned she did 1,600 hours of training and it was the male co pilot who nose dived the plane and I felt like a dumb asshole. I think I am hanging up my misogyny wings for good
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I'm afriad of going outside because I'll be mogged to hell and back by the other men
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>>35060085
they get a bf and either succeed or drive them to be equally mentally ill
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>>35060079
My dad wore shorts that short as a kid in the 70s.
>>35060085
I decided not to be lonely and became less nice.
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>>35059877
adipophilia, cnc, pet/collar play,
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>>35060079
women are soft squishy sex toy bodies that make sounds (not words) with their mouth regardless of it being truth or lies to get the things that men have. To them anything and everything is permeable and transient, including they're floppy beef flaps and titties. They *would* be naked if they weren't physically prevented from doing so
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>>35060098
I picked one that was already mentally ill foolishly thinking I couldn't make a depressed man more depressed. Oops.
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>>35059892
>I would have muted the call and kicked her out of the room long before she reached the desk.
a bit harsh..
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>>35060092
North african women are big nosed jeets
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>>35060068
Yes.
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Is it even worth talking to girls who live on the otherside of the globe?
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>>35060109
Nah
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>>35060051
I see you are only here to be angry.
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>>35060109
no
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>>35060102
The funny part of that video is foids can look at it and not see what's wrong with it. When asking the foid she will divert the attention away from the blatant moral transgression and say stupid shit like
>Her eyeliner is too risque
>Ugh her room is a mess
>Really? She wore those boots to go with that dress?
Women are morally blind creatures
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>>35060068
I've never made love to a woman before so no
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>>35059898
>>35059906
Would eye fucking not have been enough? She looked like she really wanted me to make out with her. Like, it was intense. If I wasn't working, I would have tried to find a way to fuck her ASAP.
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>>35060102
>women are soft squishy sex toy bodies that make sounds (not words) with their
wait, so they're like the demons in Frieren?
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Is CNC the key to avoiding the seven year itch?
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>>35060110
>>35060114
And yet you talk to /ATOGA/ foids every night.. strange...
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>>35060111
I mean I come here to argue but we can argue about whatever just come up with something you want to talk about instead of being a sourpuss who's doing nothing to fix the situation you claim to have a problem with. I have not sympathy for you if you don't have any better ideas.
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>>35060079
>>35060008
>>35060003
Fuck off we already have enough guys simping for literally whos
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>>35060119
I don't watch tranime so, let's assume yes
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>>35060123
I presumed he meant for romantic purposes not shitposting with the gang
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>>35060079
Bro go to Afghanistan if that level of bare leg offends you
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>>35060079
>>35060008
>>35060003
she didn't fly so good
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>>35060021
He has a theory now? When did he get the braincell?
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>>35060102
she has good fat distribution, I'm the same weight a bit taller but my ass is nothing like that. i think I'm more muscle though

also question for me, are you OK with your girl having abs? not totally chiselled but there's clear definition on mine (I have that annoying zigzag abs tho)
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>>35060123
I can be antagonistic to foids on atoga without getting piled on by her simp orbiters. it doesn't matter that I don't know who they are here
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>>35060122
itch to what
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Someone tell her to knock it off
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>>35060117
I can't really judge having not seen it. I wouldn't be that overt about it if I was out with my dad. It wouldn't be enough for me to text him I'll put it that way instead.
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>>35060138
Please protect my future bf and keep him away from other women.
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>>35060109
Only if you're a frequent traveler, then you might have someone to meet up with on your next vacation
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>>35060135
>I can be antagonistic to foids on atoga without getting piled on by her simp orbiters
Nuclear truth
Anywhere else all a foid had to do is pretend to pout or sulk and all of her flying dildos come out and defend her
>Hey what the fuck man! You upset the vagina are you out of your mind?!
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>>35060076
I don't care about relationships anymore but all that builds an image of a very flawed and unworthy person in the grand scheme
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>>35060134
???
did you even read my post? I *hate* foids.

also yes I like abs, I like a lot of things.
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Please protect my future bf and keep him away from gay men
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>>35060134
nta

You sound like my type
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>>35060141
>>35060146
>Future bf
>Not future husband
God does not listen to half ass prayers, foids. Go all the way or go home
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What the fuck? My.. friend.. just spontaneously disappeared.
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>>35060138
No woman thinks this way because any woman who would think this way is already married by 20
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>>35060068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jant2PjNF5s
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>>35060151
Name 5.
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>>35060093
are they? or is it because you spend more time socialising with men than with women (because you are desperate for male attention)
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>>35060146
ohh so that's why I find femboys ugly irl but hot on the internet
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>>35060156
Lol nice you just headshot that bitch
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>>35060107
>groomed by an old man into being his lapdog
zoomies are indeed little faggots who worship power above all else
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>>35060134
Not my thing
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>>35060146
Too late
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>>35060160
Anakin is shit but the Jedi genuinely are insufferable faggots though
>Virtue signals about the force and keeping balance
>Whines and acts like victims when the balance is no longer in their favor
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men have abandoned women
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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
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>>35060166
Men are checking into Da Nang, Vietnam.
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>>35060166
That's what they get for abandoning life in the womb 6 gorillion times. It's called karma :sparkleemoji: :nail polish emoji:
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>>35060166
Men were never protectors nor providers.
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>>35060169
at an alarming rate?
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>>35060169
to convert it to the 51st state ?
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>>35060172
How do you manage to set a record for new most retarded post every time?
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>>35060173
Neither by horniness nor irony nor by sex tourism or yellow fever. But by sacred autism.
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>>35060145
nah I just watched the video
>>35060147
i kind of want to become a muscle mommy now that I'm approaching 30 but I think I should cut first to see where I end up (though I dont want to lose my boobs). i envy my training partners body because she somehow kept her boobs big while cutting
>>35060161
fair
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>>35060167
I've been saying this. She's also not that interesting a person. She seems like a normie zoomer.
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>>35060175
Her worst take was when she was claiming Patrick did it, and Lindsay was framed and that she was happy that Patrick lost his children and said he was a shit father
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>>35060178
Her feeling kind of unknowable worked in Obsession, but then I see her in other stuff and she just feels flat. She doesn't know how to make a performance feel like a real person.
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>>35060163
and the Sith are diabolical slavers who deliberately engineer galactic wars and planetary genocides for their own personal gain. the purpose of the prequels was to show that both sides had problems and the Sith were savvy enough to take advantage of the Jedi's/Republic's weakness.
as I said, Zoomers worship power and authority above all else. on a psychoanalytic level, it's because they feel like they have no power and direction in their lives so they think if they lick the correct boot then maybe they will gain the power and direction they crave. for all their claims of understanding Nietzsche, they end up personifying the Sklavenmoral he criticised.
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>>35060156
They clearly are. Like there's nothing to even argue about.
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why do women always seethe at hot popular actresses
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is it a sign if a stroke if I have a headache only in one side of my brain
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>>35060182
I don't care about sith either. All the movies suck and the writing is shit. They could have had grey jedis or antihero sith or some third order that wields both sides of the force but that was just too much nuance for George Lucas' autistic rattled brain
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>>35060168
Pulling out a classic today.
Why can't you be original?
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>>35060184
I don't think a woman made that post
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>>35060187
blame boomers for turning shart wars into a cult instead of just treating it like an interesting movie trilogy like it is
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>>35060181
I see it more in the way of Keanu Reeves. People will forgive some bad performances from him because they love him so much as a person. Or like how Christian Bale can be an asshole, but people are okay with it because he's such a great actor. Meanwhile, Inde is likely to be a flash in the pan, because she doesn't seem like a good actress and isn't interesting enough behind the scenes to keep people interested.
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>>35060184
i dont? i like hot women and men equally
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Women would you rate my dick if I posted it? It's white.
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Gender
You are given a light saber, what color is it?
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>>35060187
that's what the expanded universe is/was for. all the books and old games trying to give real justification to both Sith and Jedi ideology. George Lucas was a hack who fell arse-backward into gold. it's been funny to see his writing and directing get rehabilitated because Disney mishandled the franchise so badly, though.
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I want a MFF threesome but not one where I'm getting all the attention, but rather she is. I pound hard while she wears her hot friend like a hat. That. Reasonable?
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>>35060179
Patrick did do it. His dad even admitted it in a privately recorded conversation.
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>>35060196
>what’s your choice in a choiceless scenario?
Idiot
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>>35060188
Autistic repetitive stimming and scripting is classic 4chan behavior.

Anyway, is coffee good for you?
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>>35060191
Star Wars was a Gen Xer obsession. the absolute youngest of boomers were in their teens when Star Wars (episode 4) first hit theatres, with the majority already being adults. it was mostly kids going to watch those movies, which means people born in the late 60s and into the 70s; I.e., Gen X.
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>>35060195
>>>/soc/ is thataway>>>
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>>35060083
There were both jack-o-lanterns on their porch and a fully lit up tree in their living room for a full day there. The pumpkins got evicted while I was at work today apparently.
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>>35060196
red from femanon's period blood
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>>35060203
ok boomer
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>>35060154
Emily, Caroline, Madeleine, Kayleigh, Kendall
Provided those are just girls from my high school
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>>35060201
Just pick a fucking color. I am asking you what color would you want it to be oh my fuck . Here is a list go pick
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>>35060109
It's not even worth talking to women who live across the country imo.
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>>35060182
>zoomers seek power therefore they become slave that's anti nietzsche actually
Nietzsche whole philosophy is breaking off schopenhauer deterministic will to live; the will to power becomes the ultimate expression of the self
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>>35060207
Star TREK is the boomer SciFi series of choice. Star Trek and Flash Gordon/Buck Rogers, anyway. Trekkies used to be as obnoxious as Star Wars fanboys, it's just Star Trek has been so bad for so long that anyone who still cared about that franchise is either in a nursing home or dead.
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>>35060196
M
Purple.
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>>35060210
>I am asking you what color would you want it to be
How about you ask that then, idiot.
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>>35060210
Get this DeviantArt fanfic shit outta here.
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>>35060213
they don't seek power. they seek to worship people who do have power. notice how many of them are half-serious neonazis. becuase they want a Great Man like Hitler to come along, seize control, and fix things for them. they don't want to do that shit themselves, they want to follow someone else who is doing it for them.
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>>35060217
I just did RETARD
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>>35060196
Blue
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>>35060196
f, I think I'd light a pink light sabre. or there's also black ones in the extended lore isnt there? idk I didn't look into it that much but it has something to do with raping the kaiser crystals?
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>>35060221
You didn't though.
It was given to me not chosen by me.
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>>35060195
Yeah, cross post it.
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either gender
do u think cheating should be illegal? if so what should the punishment be?
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>>35060226
>if so what should the punishment be?
sex with bv
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>>35060191
The third prequel movie is a guilty pleasure of mine, so bad it's good imo
The whole sequel trilogy sucks. I liked the second sequel movie the most
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>>35060223
I’m getting you a pink-handled .38 special for your birthday.
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She's been to the "dark side", if you know what I mean
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>>35060226
M
Divorce already exists for this purpose.
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I want to be immortal
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>>35060226
Male
Only if the cheater is married with children because the collateral social and psychological damage effects the upbringing of kids. The punishment should be some type of fine, where the money is taken from the cheating spouse and then paid towards the children somehow. But besides that cheating shouldn't be legally punished. If two non married childless adults cheat on each other the cheated partner needs to be mature and dump them
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>>35060236
Can I interest you in my religion of choice
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>>35060236
You are
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>>35060228
brutal

>>35060236
>monkey paw curls
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>>35060237
Nvm I just reinvented divorce and alimony ignore my post
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>>35060233
She has performed lesbionic activities
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>>35060237
>The punishment should be some type of fine, where the money is taken from the cheating spouse and then paid towards the children somehow.
Alimony.
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>>35060237
>>35060234
>>35060228
so.. no death punishment? electric chair?
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>>35060243
I have seen no evidence of this.
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>>35060249
No. I hate cheaters but I wouldn't kill them over a broken ego that's psycho shit
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>>35060250
Have you ever died? No? Exactly.
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>>35060246
lol it's all good
>>35060249
The social shame and financial burden of divorce is arguably a more severe punishment than just death
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>>35060231
omg that would be awesome! i used to be in a pistol club and I'm looking to join a rifle club in a few years when I'm finished with my studies
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>>35060251
cheating is evil
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>>35060253
I have been in the hospital for quite a few reasons over time. And I have seen relatives die of old age.
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>>35060246
It was hilarious when after roe v wade was overturned, bitches were swearing that in order to have sex they were going force men to sign contracts obligating them to provide for the children and be faithful to her alone.

Congratulations, you invented marriage.
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>>35060226
F
I think that social ostracization is an applicable punishment but that's not enforceable. Fines don't impact people equally the rich cheater should suffer as much as the poor cheater. In a perfect world it would be illegal but in this one there are too many variables. I guess alimony is as good as it's gonna get.
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Will I ever marry a semen vampire, who must feast upon male semen for her nutrition and her sustenance?
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>>35060255
Good girl
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>>35060259
If women don't want kids so much why do they insist upon opening their legs to men within weeks of knowing them that's my burning question
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>>35060263
It's the 21st century anon we have pills for that. There is no reason to abstain when you can almost guarantee it's not going to result in a pregnancy.
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how vengeful is to create distances with someone who unappriaciated You?
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>>35060263
Because accountability and responsibility is anathema to them.
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>>35060249
I'd imagine many people would rather kill themselves than be anywhere near that fat bitch. It'd be like the Nuremberg trial people sneaking in cyanide into the cells
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either gender
how happy would you be to wake up to find out you and all other humans now have functioning tails?
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>>35060264
>laughs in 1.5 billion abortions
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>>35060261
Maybe some day.
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>>35060269
*not going to result in a full term pregnancy
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>>35060268
f, I would like a tail if its fluffy
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>>35060264
Yeah the pills that rape their hormones by tricking their body into a false pregnancy to cease ovulation which causes a massive down spike of progesterone and leads to higher increases of depression and anxiety which then compels the drugged up foid to eat SSRIs like skittles to compensate and before you know it she has lost the ability to pair bond or feel oxytocin
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>>35060268
When you say functioning do you mean prehensile or? It matters for my answer.
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>>35060268
Female. Yes please.
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>>35060272
>if you kill it, it never happened
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>>35060268
m
very happy I could really use one I have horrible balance
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>>35060277
Oh boo hoo you don't have to take them nobody cares what you think
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thinking about buying home season tickets for my local college's volleyball team
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>>35060268
M
I wouldn't be too upset. Seems useful.
Do I get a monkey tail?
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>>35060278
no im thinking more like a dog or cat tail, it'd wag when happy, droop down when sad or embarassed, might also work as a new sensory protective system to feel for things behind u
no cool monkey tail, sorry
>>35060273
me too
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>>35060269
1.5 billion. Fucking disgusting when you think about it and the women call men aggressors at least we mostly attack things that are least have something of a chance to fight back. These foids really out here dismembering little babies
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Why is there never a Star Trek episode where the reason a main character ends up in Sick Bay is because an alien parasite attacks his penis and makes his erection last way too long? Or where a character has his penis and gonads examined by the ship's doctor because his jizz turns into sentient alien goo?
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>>35060236
But not for long
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Me and who
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>>35060287
>no
Aw man.
Then I think it's weird and gross and am unhappy about it.
Oh also, F.
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>>35060289
there is that one episose of ds9 where the black elf has to coom in the holodeck
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>>35060283
Ok just remember that long term use of your pharmaceutical cocktail of soul rape causes permanent effects even if you stop using them. Once you lose your empathic responses and your emotions go dull they stay that way forever if you've used them for longer than a year
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I want a non-white gf ngl but I'll never get one
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You don't understand, I get no likes on dating apps because there is a conspiracy against women finding me, an ideal bf and husband material
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Anons what if we cuddled with our new tails?
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>>35060286
u get a fluffy husky tail, take it or leave it
>>35060293
u wouldnt like having a cute cat tail of some sort?
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You're not some kind of psychopath who rapes people and thinks it's normal.... are you?
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>>35060298
black bitches love me but I'd never racemix
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>>35060289
because Star Trek is about trolley problems and ambiguous scenarios in the face of rigid codes of ethnics and there is nothing ambiguous or problematic about having your semen turn in to sentient beings, that is the status quo
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>>35060297
I use anorexia instead of the pills you're yelling at nobody
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>>35060268
Sounds gay and uncomfortable to lie or sit on
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>>35060291
It’s November, still fall. However we can start construction on the winter den after turkey day.
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>>35060301
>u get a fluffy husky tail, take it or leave it
Not even a cat tail?
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>>35060303
that's literally the whole point of these threads RETARDED NEWFAG
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>>35060306
You're right I am yelling at nobody you're so fucking thin and gaunt you are easy to miss
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>>35060294
I thought that was Voyager. He's a Vulcan and he has to do sex every 7 years or he gets sick and dies. If I was one of those guys I'd be dead!
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>>35060301
>cat tail
I already have pretty good balance. If it can't grab a tree branch or hold a cup I don't want it. I would have to alter all my pants and for what? This is bullshit I want a monkey tail and foot thumbs.
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>>35060288
And that’s in just 50-60 years.
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>>35060277
>higher increases
Lol
The brainlet talks much but says little
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>>35060311
Thank you!
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>>35060196
>You are given a light saber, what color is it?
Gold, before my inevitable switch to the dark side.

>>35060247
>She has performed lesbionic activities
The lesbian side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
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>>35060314
Humans only live 50-60 years. They must live for 200 to 500 years. Change is needed. I will write a strongly worded letter to God about this.
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>>35060307
its not gay
but the concern for accidentally sitting on it is valid
>>35060313
well if everyone now has tails im sure clothing companies would accommodate for all that overnight
can’t be that hard to just cut a hole in one's jeans anyways
>>35060309
if u wish yes, orange cat tail for u
moids are very orange cat coded
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>>35060312
oh yeah voyager not ds9 my bad I mixed up the black captain with the female captain
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>>35060314
How do they do it? The foids I mean. How do they keep up the social lie that they are the emotionally intelligent empathetic gender yet they've destroyed more babies in the womb than men have ever killed in wars? Beating out male on male murders spamming 10,000 years. And for foids it took them just 50 years to do all that?

Has the foids glittering mask finally fallen off?
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>>35060261
Me but with pussy juice
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>>35060313
Nta. Humans traded in foot thumbs for our current feet to walk upright.
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>>35060321
>just cut a hole
Most modern fabrics need to be hemmed or they'll fall apart after repeated washing and wearing. Either way this whole thing sucks if it's just a cat tail I'm saving up to get it surgically removed I'm so disappointed.
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>>35060268
I much prefer this weird furry angle you’ve taken as opposed to your relentless federism
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>>35060312
Yeah ds9 is where sisko genocided bajorans on behalf of the cardassians.
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>>35060327
OPPOSABLE THUMB

OPPOSABLE THUMB

I GOT ONE..... OPPOSABLE. THUMB.
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i wouldnt use a lightsaber. My sword would use some sort of material that just absorbs the energy from that light saber. When a jedi or a sith come to fight me I unsheathe an actual saber and proceed to destroy them in a duel. Id be so cool.
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>>35060329
A real renaissance woman, that one
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>>35060327
You say this like I wasn't aware of that fact. I want to CLIMB.
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>>35060329
It's no better than 2bh, it'll get old fast like the obesity did
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>>35060333
This nigga just wants the dark saber
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>be in star wars universe
>date a foid
>she demands to be force choked during sex
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>>35060337
Whatever it is ig thats what I want. As long as its not a laser but an actual sword
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>>35060324
Social proof. Their morality is derived from what others allow and encourage.
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Does Darth Vader still have a dick or did it get burned up by the lava?
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>>35060335
Monke time?
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>>35060330
happens
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>>35060338
Padme was definitely into it.
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>>35060338
>Be in Star Wars
>Date a woman
>She becomes radicalised into becoming a Separatist
>Have to break up with her due to my loyalty to the Republic
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>>35060268
M
Happy only if it gave us god tier balance. I work at heights often
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Men would prefer poor houses to be a thing again rather than accepting abortion?
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>>35060338
Kek. So true.
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>>35060329
im glad to hear that anon, i think finally getting my collar in the mail earlier this week takes credit
>>35060328
but if u remove it when everyone else still has theirs you'll stick out like a sore thumb
>>35060336
ya but at least u guys can’t say im encouraging an unhealthy lifestyle w this one
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>>35060340
So foids don't actually possess innate morality they just mimic the performance of it for social gains?
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>>35060348
We need to live in an African tier society
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I wanna eat one of those chinese aliens from the prequels they seem like they'd have some tasty meat on them
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>>35060341
Watch Space Truckers, the dude that played Tywin Lannister plays a Cyborg space rapist who uses a robo-dick on his victims
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>>35060268
Id cut it off. Then proceed to gather people to follow me and help me cut off as many tails as possible.
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>>35060348
Are there no work houses? Are there no prisons?
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>>35060358
as in to just cut off their own tails or help cut off other's against their will as well?
sounds evil, their tail their choice anon..
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Emojis would be nice to have here
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>>35060348
Woman would rather kill their own children than keep their legs shut. Men are truly evil.
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>>35060363
kill yourself
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>>35060342
Monke time
New world monkey, with a fully prehensile tail. Preferably a spider monkey but howlers are cool too.
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>>35060363
:6: :7:
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>>35060348
That's the foids bottom line huh? They'd prefer to allow death to visit her defenseless unborn child than suffer financial hardship herself. It's all about money to a foid
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>>35060351
Nobody possesses "innate morality" dumbass, all of your morals are learned. If you were raised in a fishing village in the jungles of the DRC you'd think raping and cannibalism is morally ok
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>>35060362
Wasn't their choice to get them in the first place. i am restoring the balance. Whether they like it or not.
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im guessing most of u would not be any happier for the human race to now have animal ears as well too?
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>>35060350
Post collar
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>>35060370
absolutely, I love cosplay!
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>>35060376
what kind of ears do we have now then faggot
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>>35060350
>you'll stick out like a sore thumb
I had green hair for 3 years and stopped shaving before it was cool, I'll be fine. >>35060360
>Are there no work houses
...no, there aren't. And you can't put the general population in a prison. You want to put unwanted children in a prison? How is that better than aborting them lol.
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>>35060376
F, I'm autistic and have noise hypersensitivity, so animal ears seems like it would be awful.
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>>35060376
Having 4 ears sounds like a nightmare.
Alternatively, losing the ears on the side of my head to sprout two dog ears also sounds terrifying
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>>35060363
Anon you said this last time
>>35060367
Hell yeah howler monkey.
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>>35060373
Glad you brought up the distinction, abortion is comparable to barbarism then, good point
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>>35060351
No shit, an objective appraisal of reality is impossible for women. Everything that is “true” is based on their emotions. Here’s the kicker though, they rarely if ever act maliciously. Maliciousness requires malicious intent. But everything they do is justified by their emotions.
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>>35060376
your idea of bodymods is just incredibly boring
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>>35060373
Many animals are born with instinctual morality midwit. An elephant isn't taught to be empathetic to other elephants or owners. Chimps make up after fighting by hugging it out quite literally. Many pack animals are born with instinctual pack behavior.
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What if we all got talons?
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>>35060390
>And we let them vote
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>>35060376
I hate loud noises. No thank you anon.
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>>35060396
They are called human feet. Hang ten!
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No. Imagine if we all got beaks
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>>35060348
>if there are babies not being killed then there are poor houses
>that's the facts

ridiculous. foids are insane
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>>35060372
If the mother suffers financial hardship so does the child anon, that's kind of how that relationship works. My step grandma told me some horror stories. She wasn't even allowed to stay with her mom in the workhouse she was segregated off with that the other kids and a nun beat her with a plunger. If you force people to birth kids they're just going to abandon then somebody has to pay for it.
If you ban abortion and criminalize dropping the baby off at a fire station or hospital that's how you end up with a bunch of dead babies in a dumpster.
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>>35060402
we will!
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>>35060396
and replace feet? no thanks
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>>35060402
That's called my Jew nose
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>>35060393
A lot of that behavior is taught, though. Saying intelligent animals like elephants, primates, whales or corvids operate based on pure instinct is really dumb
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>>35060405
Not looking forward to it.
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>>35060396
*rips hole in bed*
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If I could have one body mod I'd fix my gimp ass left arm
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>>35060374
pure evil...
their tails their choice!
>>35060377
lol no way u guys r gonna make fun of it
>>35060381
cat or dog ones
>>35060385
>>35060400
oof i didnt think of that, would u still mind them if they didnt affect or heighten your hearing at all?
>>35060392
what are non boring body mods then?
>>35060384
thats cool, was it like 2019 joker green or more neon green?
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>>35060396
>>35060402
Lowkey though I’d love to be harpy adjacent. There’s something very visually appealing about covering a foid with my wings to shelter her from wind or whatever.
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>>35060402
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>>35060376
Depends on what kind of ability boost I get with them
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Male
My haircut looks like shit. Someone please help
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>>35060412
>you guys are gonna make fun of it
Some of us, but some of us are also gonna think it’s hot
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>>35060403
What the foid is trying to say is she wants the security of financial stability or financial planning to act as a buffer to prepare her for pregnancy and if she is caught short and is not financially ready then she won't feel secure enough to have the child she will feel if she birthed the child then both her and the baby will suffer destitution anyway and in the foid's head abortion is a bitter act of mercy. The funny irony is that the foid will proceed to waste tens of thousands of dollars every year on non essential status symbol shit without batting an eye
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Imagine if we could breathe through our skin in water. From our cheeks.
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>>35059573
Next Halloween
>>35060079
What’s the problem?
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>>35060408
I agree that a lot of behavior is taught, but saying that there is no innate morality is equally as silly as saying all morality is instinctual.
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>>35060417
If you have a decent-shaped head, buzz it off.
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>>35060390
>Maliciousness requires malicious intent.
our justice is taking too long to catch up to the reality of what foids are
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>>35060341
He got 3rd and 4th degree burns all the way up to his chin. That shit crumbled to ash.
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>>35060417
An old homosexual man will shave your head and masturbate you. Then he is going to sodomise you. You will be his sex bitch.

I say this only as a prophecy. A prophecy about your future.
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Gender
Hybrid Theory or Meteora
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>>35060412
>2019 joker green or more neon green
Like a green yellow crayola crayon but a little darker. A green yellow crayon not a yellow green crayon lol.
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What's the alternative to abortions tho, you really think the bitches getting them would make even decent mothers
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>>35060404
>If you ban abortion and criminalize dropping the baby off at a fire station or hospital that's how you end up with a bunch of dead babies in a dumpster.
1.5 billion are already in a dumpster, only it's labeled as medical waste in the abortion clinic. You are delusional. Women and their dumbass fear of losing money and wealth has caused more death than they claimed they wanted to avoid. The reason why humans fear destitution is because destitution carries the risk of death. So what logic is there in bringing death to the baby? Why turn a what-if risk into a fucking certainty for the child by aborting it?
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>>35060431
Maybe help the women with not being afraid of losing their money?
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>>35060429
the alternative is less pregnancy
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>>35060427
Meteora

>>35060429
Easy, affordable access to birth control. Prevent pregnancies in the first place and you don't have to worry about abortions.
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>>35060427
No, let's ask the real question. Fear Factory or Cyanotic?
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>>35060432
>Maybe help the women with not being afraid of losing their money?
What happened to being a financially independent woman? Thought you didn't want to depend on men?
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Why the hell is ghosting so common now? I've had women who approached me, flirted with me asked for my number and then we messages back and forth and after 3 messages she just stops responding mid conversation and never comes back.

Maybe if I'm lucky I get a rare text 4 days later saying she was busy with work or something and then never hear from her again.
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>>35060412
>no
Please
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>>35060416
does a substantial increase in enjoyment to head pats count as an ability boost ?
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>>35060393
Crazy thing is we aren't wild animals that run purely off instinct. The human mind is too unique, varied, and malleable to be compared to other animals, there's nothing else that can make the conscious decision to self terminate for example
>>35060388
If you think so
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>>35060441
>4 ears
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How do you deal with negative comments about your looks? Met my sister after some time first thing she says is my skin looks cooked, sun burn she says. Then she tells me im too skinny….
What should i do
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>>35060412
If my hearing were the same I think it would be awesome. When I was a kid I really wanted to have cat whiskers too.
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>>35060431
>already in a dumpster
Personally I draw a distinction between a fetus that can't survive without the mother's body to support it and a newborn who can survive just fine without life support and think killing the baby that literally anyone could take care of is way worse than flushing the fetus that was dead the moment it was removed from the mother. Legal abortion prevents the deaths of actual babies.
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>>35060439
That’s fine though. It’s easy and avoids conflict. Same goes the other way.
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>>35060439
>greater access to impersonal methods of contact
>attention readily available from other sources
>did not escalate to meet up soon enough
>she lost the horny
Pick one, several or all.
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>>35060444
dw, when we all have our animal ears, having 4 ears will be seen as the norm
>>35060448
whiskers would be very cute, altho i imagine they might make eating certain foods a lil messy lol
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>>35060441
No :/
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Is it head pat time already?
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>>35060443
>If I think so
If I know so. At least mother pigs waiting until they are born before smothering their piglets to death and even then it's an accident from sleeping on them. Human females don't even wait they get straight to cutting them up right in the womb and they do it with premeditation. What else can we call it when a human female acts with less dignity than an animal?
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>>35060447
Depends if she’s a cunt or if she’s a sister who cares about you.
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>>35060447
take care of yourself. siblings are an advantage because they're going to utter the most raw truths you'll ever get out of a human about yourself.
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>>35060447
Tell her she looks tired and her split ends need a trim
>>35060439
>3 messages
I mean
What is there to even say
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>>35060449
The distinction of fetus Vs baby is arbitrary when you realize that the word fetus comes from Latin to describe the same thing: A baby
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>>35060448
Naurto coded
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Sex havers
What exactly happens in the moments immediately after you (usually the man) cum? Assuming there's no rush and you're in a bedroom.
Do you just lay there and cuddle until you pass out? Do you ever go for a 2nd round?
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>>35060449
>can't survive without the mother's body to support it
So, two years of breastfeeding included….
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Atoga foids: tell us your bodycount and rate ur looks honestly 1-10
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>>35060454
i think u will change ur mind once u receive some
>>35060455
yes, always
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State Gender
Are your ears an erogenous zone?
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>>35060467
0-0
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>>35060428
Why green
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the topic of abortion always goes like this. men and women are having completely different conversations, while talking to each other.

https://youtu.be/NlnYeUF04dM

just like a conversation between someone crazy and someone rational
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>>35060465
We cuddle. If it was missionary sex we cuddle with me still in her for a bit.
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>>35060458
She does care obviously but sometimes it feels like she is being too mean to me
>>35060460
Facts
>>35060461
I can’t really make fun of her looks. She is actually very attractive, even worked as a model some time ago
I’ve always been insecure about my face and i act like random comments dont bother me but they do :(
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>>35060465
M
Cuddle for 10ish minutes then go for round 2
Maybe get some water if one of us is feeling parched.
If you mean like immediately after I nut then I usually grip them tight and take in their scent. Sorta pin them down for a little bit.
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>>35060470
wat dat mean
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>>35060470
I don’t know since I have not been given head pats by males.
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>>35060475
>I got the abortion because I was scared and uncertain
>I was scared and uncertain because I was afraid of poverty
>I am afraid of poverty because it carries the chance of death for the baby
>So I decided to bring death to the baby
Female logic at work
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>>35060457
There are animals that will eat their eggs and young alive if it comes down to it, polar bears for instance. Not the comparison you wanna draw lil bro
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>>35060472
You’re lying
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>>35060462
This guy >>35060457 thinks it's somehow better to kill a baby that could be adopted rather than vacuuming out fetus parts before it can feel pain. I will never understand this perspective.
All banning abortion does is kill women who attempt back alley at home abortions that are unsterile and dangerous, and it results in more dead full term babies than there would be if abortion was legal.
Ideally all people who don't want kids would take birth control and it would be 100% effective but that's not reality.
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>>35060482
If someone does something to your ears do you feel an inordinate amount of pleasure from it.
Eg, bites your ear or gently blows air into it
>>35060483
Pobrecita :(
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>>35060466
>what is formula?
Once it's out of her basically anyone could keep it alive.
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>>35060479
>She does care obviously but sometimes it feels like she is being too mean to me
Then that’s just normal sister/mom concern stuff. It’s not like she said “omg no girl will ever want you if you look like that”, even if that’s how you took it.
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>>35060488
>All banning abortion does is kill women who attempt back alley at home abortions
The woman who do that gets themselves killed. Why suck the accountability out of it? Whether it's a rusty coat hanger or an amoral abortionist sticking forceps into her cervix to dismember the baby is still the same outcome, just stop killing babies
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Finishing Teen Titans Judas Contract, poor Beastboy got cucked by Deathstroke
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>>35060475
damn how is kylo ren so good at acting in that wtf there's so much gravity there. what happened in star wars??
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>>35060463
I thought Naruto was cool! Its a shame the series had so much filler and didn't end with the Pain arc (best arc).
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>>35060493
Crazy that Deathstroke is canonically a pedophile, why did they do that to him
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>>35060474
Why not green? I like green.
>>35060492
Don't open the accountability box. If you want to say women who don't want to get pregnant should keep their legs closed then men who aren't ready to be active fathers shouldn't put their dick in any vaginas.
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>>35060499
whyd u stop having green hair? did u ever do any other cool hair colors?
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>>35060489
well no one touches me so I guess any interaction would feel nice especially biting sure
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>>35060465
F, after he cums he either stays inside me and goes limp kinda quick or seems to walk away then come back and cuddle for a while. When I'm having sex with another woman we usually go a few rounds each and then fall asleep.
>>35060467
3 consensual, I'd rate myself a 6.
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Some foids here need to be tied up and spanked till their ass cheeks turn purple
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>>35060499
>Don't fuck me if you don't want me to dismember babies
Alright Clancy relax
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>>35060501
I have more dye and bleach I just haven't done it. Last year it grew out when I was on a trip and not in a position to redye it and then it got cold, and then I was really depressed and I just haven't done it yet.
Some other random colors mostly purple.
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>>35060503
>3 consensual
lmao lol omg rofl every phucking time here man
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>>35060509
Remember 1 in 3 women are raped apparently allegedly supposedly
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>>35060509
What can I say, not all men but always a man...
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Listen to the ATC audio and then tell me you hate women.
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>>35060502
>giving femanon a complex/kink because shes so touch starved and now I am how she filters these thoughts and feelings
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>>35060512
the band?
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>>35060467
18
Idk like a 6
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>>35060503
>consensual
What’s the lore
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>>35060470
Kek. What the fuck? Why would ears be an erogenous zone? What the fuck are you up to?
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>>35060513
I'm a guy you faggot why does everyone always think I'm a girl
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>>35060505
Thems the rules.
If they are not okay with me getting an abortion they should not have sex with me. I think that makes the most sense since we can't come to an agreement on this.
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>>35060490
Awesome, then let’s start yanking them out at 6 months. They can keep them alive then too.
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>>35060499
I'd get you pregnant and keep you in bed and feed you
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>>35060522
Alright baby shredder 5000
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>>35060519
I was raped by a guy who was like 28 when I was 14, he groomed me and preyed on the fact that I was a loner.
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>>35060470
F
It feels nice to have them gently touched but not arousing
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>>35060521
You exude feminine energy
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>>35060507
have u ever done half and half? or multiple colors at once?
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>>35060522
no. that's not the rules. you don't get to have sex with men if you don't mind the risk of having a baby. you don't get to murder just because. end of story.
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>>35060516
That’s a lot of bodies. You’ve reached hoe status
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>>35060522
What personality disorder do you have?
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>>35060528
is that why I can't make friends nor find a girlfriend
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>>35060493
>Finishing Teen Titans Judas Contract, poor Beastboy got cucked by Deathstroke
It's so much worse in the comics, too. The 2003 cartoon gave Tara a redemption arc she never deserved. Dirty bitch.

>>35060498
>Crazy that Deathstroke is canonically a pedophile, why did they do that to him
Marv Wolfman tried to write him as basically the anti-Batman. He wasn't even really interested in Tara, but manipulated her into thinking he loved her so that she would betray the Titans for him.
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>>35060521
>i want head pats like a cat
>WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS THINK I’M A GURRRL?
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>>35060523
Well that's just stupid. NICUs aren't big enough to handle that and that violates the bodily autonomy of the mother.
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>>35060526
Damn
That’s rough. Feel bad for you
Hope that son of a bitch is behind bars
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>>35060537
X3 I want headpats and kisses and snuggles and called a cutie patootie

>Nani the fuck?! Why does everyone think I have a vagina?!
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>>35060526
>i had consensual sex but i like to call it rape for victim points
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>>35060526
Jealous. Man got that prime right virgin pussy. Did you cum?
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>>35060537
I never said that and you're acting like girls can't touch guys too.
Are you trying to say women touching you doesn't make you feel in any way?
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>>35060493
BB got his own back by fucking Slade's daughter.
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>>35060540
I only started treatment for PTSD from it last year and this year, so it's been a while. I hope one day he goes to prison, but for now I dont want to come forward as it means going public with my name and everything.
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>>35060529
Multiple colors yeah I had some leftovers that went together. Split dye is too much work for me a shadow root is about all I have the patience for.
>>35060530
I get to abort though. Because it's not murder and it's legal. The fetus is effectively a part of my body until it can survive outside of me so I get to make the decisions up until that point.
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>>35060543
No? It was painful.
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>>35060548
>And it's legal
Then I guess it was okay to enslave niggers because it was legal at the time.
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>>35060465
Just lay there and lazily hug and kiss
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>>35060532
Pretty sure I'm just audhd.
>>35060531
I am in my 30s. It's barely more than 1 guy per sexually active year of my life.
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>>35060552
yeah lol
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>>35059535
M
I think this was my most-listened-to song last year on both Youtube and Apple Music. I was in a shitty mood today until I got the urge to put it on, and then the rest of the day was nice.
https://youtu.be/W3YfiVGSbus

>>35059601
Absolute bullshit and a dangerous idea in my opinion.

>>35059650
>addict/junkie who fried his brain is speaking nonsense
Unfortunately common nowadays.
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>>35060542
>>35060543
Does posting like this make you feel better?
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>>35060550
Did you keep in touch after that? How many times did you fuck?
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>>35060526
Well that's awful
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>>35060534
No, the problem probably runs deeper than that.
Femboys and trannies have tons of friends
>>35060536
So hes a pedophile by choice.
Even worse.
Kinda reminds me of the SolidJJ bit where the inverse version of batman and robin have a completely platonic relationship
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>>35060561
yeah other degens I meant normal friends
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>>35060512
I'd hold off on any opinions until the FAA weighs in with the investigation. Initial reports are that the aircraft began breaking apart while still in the air. The most likely cause of this would be one of the pilots exceeding the negative-G limits of the aircraft; -1g flaps closed, 0g flaps down. Doing that can quite literally make the wings fall off. If I had to guess which pilot panicked and made the fatal error... well...
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>>35060461
thats what i mean when I say the response stop mid conversation. before I can even get to talkin about meeting up she suddenly loses interest.

>>35060452
lost the horny feels like the most common one to me. a common excuse I get it "sorry i havent been feeling well i got my period" and then its over
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>>35060552
Nah. Black people are PEOPLE. Fetuses are not. They're pre people. Way less fucked up to step on an egg in the early stages of development than a hatched chick. The game is harm reduction anon. Killing those fetuses before they hit foster care or get shaken to death is a mercy.
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Gender
What are you getting up to tonight?
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>>35060557
It doesn't make me feel worse
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>>35060557
You weren’t “groomed”. You were seduced. Grooming is specific for pre-pubescent children who have no concept of sex. You fucked a man that you wanted to fuck. That’s not rape. You’re not a victim.
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>>35060558
Once and he disappeared a few weeks afterwards.
>>35060559
Yeah..
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>>35060567
m
work
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>>35060563
See what I mean
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>>35060467
2
8/10
I’m saving my pussy for my future husband now
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>>35060566
>The game is harm reduction anon
ok so the first act of harm is you fucking a guy with the intent to murder any resulting babies.
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>>35060567
f, just been researching audio and video stuff. i ordered a light and softbox for videos and I'm excited to record soon
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Guys don't be extra mean to her because you're mad at me this is worse than the ribbing I got for the anal thing
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>>35060573
no, not really. what do you mean?
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>>35060567
Idk man, Sydney sweeneys pics should do the job i guess
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>>35060574
B A C K D O O R S L U T
H E L L Y E A H
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>>35060575
The intent is not to have to but I will if it comes to it. Not saying I'm going to feel good about it but I feel better about aborting it than fucking it up trying to raise it and it resenting me for being poor and inheriting depression.
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>>35060574
Hey
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>>35060572
Sorry to hear it. I hope it's smooth and uneventful.

>>35060576
Sounds interesting. What kind of thing do you think you'll record?
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>>35060567
Drinking zoy milk
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is there a point in moving out if you are just going to be over paying and alone?
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>>35060569
Nig she was 14, a child. You’re a psycho
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>>35060567
M

I wrote 6 pages today and went home. I'm probably gonna eat dinner then write more so I can be done with my phd before WoW forever comes out, but I'm about to be stuck in "make figures" jail and it's no fun at all
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>>35060567
F
Whole lotta nothing.
Right now I'm procrastinating peeing because I'm taking a break from dementia lady in my room.
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>>35060585
Yeah
Not having to live with your mom
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>>35060571
Did he cum? Did you put up a fight or let it happen?
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>>35060589
why is there a dementia lady in your room? are you her? are you in an old folks home?
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>>35060585
If your mental is going to improve from moving out of your current situation
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>>35060587
An itty bitty child with breasts and hips and ass. If she fucked a 16 year old you wouldn’t be infantilizing her. She wasn’t a child. She wasn’t groomed. She’s not a victim.
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>>35060595
She's outside my room
She is my job
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>>35060554
>30s
Still 18 is a lot. That’s 18 different cocks you’ve sucked
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>>35060585
When you put
>overpaying and alone
then no. It is good to move out at some point though, even if you have to move back in eventually.
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>>35060567
M
Coding
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>>35060598
well, if you're getting paid...

if it's your mom, I'm really sorry. It sucks watching someone slowly fade like that, even if your relationship was strained.
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would you rather lose your sense of smell or taste
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>>35060585
Living alone is liberating, but it's not for everyone. If you can stay at home, you should, especially if you're the type that can't live on your own responsibly.
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>>35060597
Found the pedophile.
>>35060599
That's the piv count the suck count is different. Some on the piv list didn't get sucked and there are some not on the list who did. Either way you're entitled to your opinion but it doesn't feel like much spread out over 16 years.
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>>35060546
Hope u get better
These other anons r deranged. Rape is arguably the worst thing a human being can do. The trauma n shit u get is no joke
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>>35060581
so you agree that it's a bad thing, but you're ok with it.
>bad thing: abortion
>bargaining: Ok maybe it's bad but it's not that bad, I only do it by necessity
>gain: risky sex with men
>lie: I do it so I don't fuck it up raising it (in reality, refraining from sex with men would accomplish this)

>bad thing: race-based chattel slavery
>bargaining: ok maybe it's bad but it's not that bad, I only do it by necessity
>gain: personal economic liberty
>lie: I'm giving them a purpose. They're better off this way, it's a small convenience that I gain from it, and things wouldn't be economical any other way.
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i don't know if there's anyone who i want to date and vice versa. i think i'm too weird and zombie-like.
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>>35060606
>Found the pedophile.
Words have no meaning anymore.
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>>35060604
Taste
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>>35060546
>for now I dont want to come forward as it means going public with my name and everything.
Huh? In the US??
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>>35060603
I'm not related to this woman but I did take care of my grandpa. Having to wipe his ass was way easier than watching him cry.
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>>35060467
M

2 but I haven't done PIV
I dunno, 6.5? I'm really bad at judging my own + I'm black so I think standards are a bit shifted.
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either gender

when is the last time u got scared
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>>35060564
What you're describing has virtually never happened to a jet powered aircraft, only shitty old planes with piston engines and like 2 cases of weird military shit. The airplane is clearly intact as per the video. You're right to want to wait until FAA's full investigation, but it's pretty clear that it was an icing induced wing-drop stall into a sideslip they couldn't recover from due to the icing where the recovery attempts would have just induced a spin.
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>>35060610
I have similar feelings at the thought experiment that I would be too repulsive in comparison if we were to be matched up.
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>>35060616
everyday when I pass a mirror
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>>35060616
When I got a text yesterday morning saying that my phone number was being transferred to another device. I shit bricks.
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I just want to breed loads of girls. My dick is so long and my balls are so full. I need to pump my cum into as many pussies as possible.
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>>35060609
I think it's a thing that should be avoided that I would have negative personal feelings about. I still think it being legal and relatively easily accessible is a net good.
Asking everyone who doesn't want to procreate to be abstinent is unrealistic. Always has been. Especially now that birth control is widely available.
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>>35060604
I would prefer to keep my sense of taste to enjoy life but If given the choice I would choose to keep my sense of smell because I dont want to smell like cum or BO and everyone knows while Im oblivious.
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I don't understand why japan is supposedly a modern capitalist just like us but they can barely spend money and get a fast hot meal anywhere but I can bring home my largest paycheck yet and still immediately feel defeated after one humiliating trip to the grocery store for slop I'll regret every time I look at my cabinets, hungry
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>>35060621
Will you pay child support for all of them?
>>35060616
The other day when I thought dementia lady fell in the shower, she just dropped the shampoo on her foot though.
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>>35060617
>but it's pretty clear that it was an icing induced wing-drop stall into a sideslip they couldn't recover from due to the icing where the recovery attempts would have just induced a spin.

That's not exactly a common occurrence either. It'll be the usual story of several interconnected failures of different sorts, not any one thing leading to catastrophe.
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>>35060625
They live in a single dense city, and you are ruled by a cabal of pedophiles. It's not that hard to understand.
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>>35060621
I just want one girl who is a virgin but fucks like a pornstar.
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>>35060626
No, I'll have hundreds or thousands of kids, I can't do that, they wouldn't be my responsibility. I wouldn't even know their names.
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>>35060625
It's getting more expensive over there too.
Everybody was mad about that lawson corn and rice bento box.
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>>35060627
>It'll be the usual story of several interconnected failures of different sorts
yeah probably.
Though my sideslip theory is basically based on the fact that it visibly sideslipped straight into the ground on camera so I don't think that part is too farfetched. Something like that typically would have been recoverable though.
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>>35060546
I hope you're doing (relatively) okay.
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>>35060631
If you refuse to take responsibility for them then you shouldn't be allowed to impregnate anyone. Unless you're pro choice.
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men can be very heartless here.
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>>35060626
>dementia lady
Thats kinda dehumanizing
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>>35060636
You aint neva met a STONE COLD incel like me
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>>35060627
one factor was karma
the co-pilot did some shit, let me tell you
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>>35060467
2
Maybe a 7/10
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>>35060632
Part of it is them deliberately inflating the yen, no?
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>>35060636
If you mean the guy that always tells SA victims is their fault, is just one guy I think.
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>>35060638
I'm not going to tell you her name or call her "my ward". It's a description. Any ill will is coming from your imagination.
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>>35060635
I am. What happens after my seed is delivered is not my concern
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>>35060643
What a demented fucker
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>>35060646
Literally the single best part of the RE movie franchise by a country mile. And I even like the first movie well enough.
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>>35060567
F. Gonna suck a dick, brush my teeth, then relax in bed until I fall asleep.
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>>35060649
Typical well adjusted foid night. Good job.
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>>35060648
she's rly cool and pretty
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>>35060649
I volunteer.
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Ladies, if you had a husband and you were talking to a guy online would you tell him?

I started talking to the woman in a server I'm in, she mentioned early on she had a huband, but never mentioned him again. She said she lived alone with her cats, and started flirting with me and now talks to me in my DMs all the time. When I asked her what she likes to do etc, she never once mentions her husband or anything about him.

Was she lying early on? Is she trying to cheat on him?
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>>35060649
And youre not gonna get eaten out in return or schlick while you suck? How selfless
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how do i know if i would be good at blowjobs if ive never done it
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>>35060653
They might not live together or they might be separated but not divorced.
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>>35060606
I guess 18 aint a lot by modern standards. Idk how i will cope with my future wife having a similar count
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>>35060653
would i tell my husband about every man i talked to? probably not, that sounds tedious. would i flirt with strangers? also no.
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>>35060655
Can you unwrap a sucker or a starburst with just your mouth? Can you suck a popsicle off the stick?
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>>35060656
She probably loved him. Just because he's a piece of shit doesn't mean everybody is.
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>>35060655
You just need to put real effort into it, just dont be lazy and you must want to give him the most pleasure your mouth and throat can give.
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>>35060650
Thanks, I try to keep a good routine.
>>35060652
Already have a dick in mind for tonight.
>>35060654
Period, and I don't feel like probably making a mess I'll have to clean. I'll just blow him and use that pent up sexual frustration to do my work faster tomorrow.
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>>35060661
Apparently she withheld sex for years
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>>35060664
According to who? Also Ethan is a gross freak so that's not particularly surprising.
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>>35060645
>I am
Carry on then. I don't like it but who am I to control what you do with your jizz if it doesn't have anything to do with me.
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State, Gender
Do you watch any sort of reaction content?
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>>35060653
I wouldn't be talking to a guy online
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>>35060667
no
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>>35060657
This is possible, though it seems odd that a married couple wouldnt live together. Shes in her 30s so theres a change they are divorced. I will just keep my distance until I know for sure. She's been sending me pictures of herself and asking a lot of questions about me.
>>35060659
It was worded poorly, what I mean was, would you tell the person youre talking to that you have a husband, and would you talk about your husband often to another guy so he knows not to try to make any moves on you.
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i kiss you on the foreskin while your flacid
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>>35060583
my videos are going to be reviewing audio equipment!
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>>35060658
Hopefully you get married before your mid 30s then. For what it's worth I'm pretty sure mine is unusually high. I wouldn't dare tell other women about it one of my sisters would judge me so hard. She's already judgemental and she only knows about 6 of them.
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>>35060667
Sometimes I watch people react to movies. It's sorta like I'm watching them for the first time again, like introducing them to a friend or family.
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>>35060667
F. No.
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>>35060660
i can tie a cherry stem with my tongue? i haven't wanted to do either of the other things. i try really hard to make sure the popsicle stays on the stick to the end.
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>>35060667
M
No, what kinda loser does that? Is that a way to pretend you have friends?
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>>35060673
can't answer, i wouldn't be "talking to (in the flirting sense)" anyone if i had a husband
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>>35060667
M i watch vtuber reactslop sometimes
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>>35060656
>h3h3 was my ex's podcast of choice
>it was through its gateway that she was e-convinced I was no good for her

it comes full circle. love is real, but it doesn't stop evil
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>>35060678
i did this once to see the stats for someone of my ethnicity and education level and lifestyle/health, and it gave me an extremely low percentage. it was disheartening.
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>>35060674
Lovely, assuming XX chromosomes
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>>35060667
AK, M
Only Asmongold
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>>35060678
>foid with the lowest standards
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>>35060536
Is that one of the band members from the Gorillaz?
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>>35060667
No. Jesus christ I can't imagine being that kind of person. It sounds like hell.
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>>35060667
Here and there but it's not a genre I'm drawn to. Usually it's to get the plot and vibe of a movie I'm not sure is worth 2 hours of my time but I'm curious enough to spend 20 minutes on it.
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>>35060678
What are your standards?
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>>35060678
foid hivemind outlawed this tool. they said it was propagana to try to distort perceptions, demoralize women, and trick women into lowering their standards. they will come after you. you've been warned.
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>>35060666
I'd breed you too. I'd seduce you and have you assume a breeding position in front of me, so that your pussy sticks out and I may use it to massage my cock, which you will milk with it
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>>35060678
certified foid getting reality checked moment
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>>35060682
>>35060694
BE FUCKING NICE
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>>35060678
>All 24 of your standards
>Doesn't post standards
Sorry Im not a billionaire werewolf
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>>35060701
what was the context for this?
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>>35060683
makes sense. from what I've seen the only women who openly talk to men online like that are ones in poly/ENM situations
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>>35060678
I got 0.049
They're all fat.
How hard is it to find a 5'7+, not overweight, not religious, left leaning man who doesn't want kids between the ages of 31 and 42? Apparently almost impossible.
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>>35060704
Slop
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>>35060655
You can practice on me if you want. It's big.
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>tfw no werewolf gf
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>>35060701
>fae tiktok ragebait

stop falling for this shit
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>>35060686
Yeah I think it's my ethnicity too

My ethnicity represents 7% of all PhDs and most of holders are women
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I already have a bachelors degree in applied math and am working as a software developer but I’m 26 and don’t have that much “social capital” so to speak. I’m thinking about going to community college to study either chemistry or something easy but gay like philosophy. However, a quarter of the motivation to go back to school is for the education but the other 3 quarters are to socialize with people. Is this a good idea? I’d like to make some friends and date around; the college is close to my apartment too
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>>35060699
No thank you
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I live by a simple rule.
Everything online that I don't like is either foreign propaganda or it comes from a silly person I don't have to take seriously
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>>35060702
If you're a woman, sorry I hurt your feelings, if you're a man, stop doing that shit.
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>>35060707
I haven't found any of these "delulu calculators" that include mention of religion, politics, or children, have you?
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>>35060712
>women overstep and embarrass themselves
>no you don't understand ugh it was just fake ragebait stop talking about it gaaaaaaawwd
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>>35060707
>tfw I'm all that but 5'7" exactly
Oh well.
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>>35060714
we might be in similar boats
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Teen Titans Go was great
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>>35060707
You lost me at the no kids part, but otherwise, hi
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men could u date a girl who cooked u rice in the microwave?
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>>35060718
You must be a white male then
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>>35060720
The one she posted....
The politics option might have been in the advanced section.
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>>35060726
Sure
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>>35060711
not as much fun as you might think
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>>35060711
Imagine getting chased through the snow, pinned down, and the last thing you see is a steaming hot pussy being lowered on your face before you black out from suffocation.
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>>35060726
Absolutely not. I'd turn her in to the police.
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>>35060717
My cock is powerful. You'd be hypnotized by its sheer aura.
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>>35060726
Babe, I will buy you a rice cooker.
We aren’t at war anymore. We can have nice things.
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>>35060726
No
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>>35060722
It's 5'7+ not "above 5'7" meaning you make the cut. Acceptable if you are comfortable with your gf being taller than you when she's wearing sneakers and you're barefoot.
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Women will literally stay with a dude that threatened to kill her dog because he is "exciting".
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>>35060714
what site is this i wanna check me
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Should I get fat again? I miss binge eating and sobbing.
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>>35060726
>men could u date a girl who cooked u rice in the microwave?
I'm sorry but fucking what?
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Gn. Would be cool if I could use the z Z Z emoji
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>>35060726
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>>35060742
kill yourself (gn)
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>>35060740
Absolutely not
>>35060741
Nta but trader joes sells plastic bags of rice you keep in the freezer and they cook in the microwave in 3 minutes.
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>>35060743
sounds like kanye lyrics
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>>35060721
>hey if you say something really outrageous for our video we'll feature you and give you some cash
>make sure its something really extreme and then act like its normal
>we'll pay you for your time


yeah its absolutely ragebait
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>>35060726
No I don't want a lazy gf
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She must be a female pedophile the way she keeps calling me baby when we fuck
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aaaaaaaaaaa
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AMY6iVU1dY
this is real life tinder. women are picky af. they barely swipe right on anyone, even the handsome ones get left swiped
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>>35060740
Bait for one specific femanon.
>>35060747
Disrespectful
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>>35060732
nooo D:
>>35060741
i made packaged cups of flavored rice in the microwave today but its kind of uncooked still
but it is possible
>>35060734
ur too good to me
>>35060749
fine...
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>>35060745
I looked good while fat though. Waist was snatched. My fat goes straight to my tits and ass.
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>>35060750
ive been thinking about dyeing my hair blonde, or maybe just my bangs would be blonde. what do you think would that be fun
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>>35060736
I think I'm comfortable with it but I don't have the experience to know for sure. I've been attracted to women your height, but I've never had a woman express attraction to me if she wasn't below yours.
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>>35060678
>>35060707
>>35060751
the sad part is that I could pull all three of you on the same night, I just don't care anymore. the juice ain't worth the squeeze.
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>>35060755
Plap
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women explain this
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>>35060753
disrespetcful to kanye?
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>>35060755
Fatness reduces quality of life more than binge eating enhances it. And even if you look good, there's more to life than looking good.
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>>35060759
But could you keep any of us? If you can keep your shit together for 4 hours, have a good sense of humor, and I like your face you can pull me that's not an achievement.
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>>35060762
I require context
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>>35060756
Sure I guess but you'd have to go all the way. Just bangs would look weird
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>>35060764
Sad but true. I guess I wont start binge eating again.
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>>35060765
>But could you keep any of us?

why would I want to? you have nothing to offer.
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>wants kids
>20-30
>Bachelor's Degree
>Christian, practicing
>Republican (I was surprised how little this moved the meter)
>not obese
>works out
>not into astrology

I didn't think this was asking a lot
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men, would u rather have a fight to the death with a drunk man or a sober man?
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>>35060755
Birdanon...
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>>35060762
She doesn't like him as a person just as a sex toy and he's doing a bad job of it. Slow sex is irritating if you're trying to get to the finish line.
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>>35060701
>they leave out the one cool girl
>who is, admittedly almost definitely a lesbian
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>>35060750
im really sorry i didnt mean to reply to you

>>35060767
wdym? ppl do it all the time
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>>35060656
I thought women found this out when taylor broke up with joe
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>>35060773
Funny, I was thinking KP.
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>>35060770
I thought it was exactly like me before I saw "women"
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>>35060770
this website is flawed and useless
>>
It's fucking ridiculous that women are out here being like
>I want a 6'8" multimillionaire who owns a dozen homes in vacation spots around the world and drives an 800-1m dollar car
And I'm out here like
>I want a girl who likes me.
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>>35060770
>>35060751
>>35060714
WHERE DO I FIND THE FREAKING WEBSITES
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>>35060769
Doesn't matter if you want to that's kind of the premise of the conversation. It doesn't matter if he wants kids and I don't if it's just a hookup half the standards don't matter if you're not planning to date them.
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>>35060776
Do some girls just have huge eyes, or is it mostly like a makeup thing?
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>>35060770
It’s a fake, rage baiting site. Select the widest ranges possible and see the result.
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>>35060781
saidnobodyever
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>>35060782
The name is literally in the pictures anon are you a zoomer has public school failed you?
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>>35060678
Apparently there are no women like me in the US
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>>35060781
the moids inherent skepticism and paranoia allows him to filter the world of propaganda and internet shit and not be easily influenced.
the foid is defenseless and has doomscrolled in garbage information for years and has lost all sense of reality
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>>35060701
If men were smart they'd fight for higher wages and corporations exploiting them, but noooo they have to be mad at women
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>>35060754
Just cook it on the stove. Despite what /ck/ says, it's not hard.

>>35060772
Drunk guy.
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I did myself (I'm technically obese but it's because I have 40 lbs of muscle on me) I think these sites are wack

>>35060782
https://www.keeper.ai/calc
https://howdelusionalareyou.com/en/delulu-calculato
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>>35060784
some people have huge eyes but she is accentuating them
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>>35060772
sober

>>35060783
you seem like a very confused person
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>>35060726
not a guy, just buy a rice cooker. mine was $30 at Kmart and works super well
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>>35060678
20-23
8/10 or higher
D cups
what are the odds i can find 1?
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>>35060792
>Just cook it on the stove. Despite what /ck/ says, it's not hard.
no /ck/ is never wrong. the stove is phucking impossible.
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>>35060792
but its specifically meant to be microwaved
>drunk guy
doesn’t being drunk mean u feel less pain tho?
>>35060797
rice cooker takes 30 mins
microwave takes 3
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>>35060772
Drunk
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>>35060787
sorry i wanted the purple one not the green one but yeah thats true thanks
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>>35060776
Depends on the style of bangs I suppose, that's not what I was picturing but it works. Cream and chocolate look can be cute if it flows right
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If I were a girl and didn't have big eyes I would be so disappointed.
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>>35060772
sober
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>>35060800
rice cooker can be used to make things that someone might want to voluntarily eat

not that you could use one to do that, apparently...
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>>35060791
this is the most delulu post of the week
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>>35060716
Anyone? ;(
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>>35060774
Isn't that in general no one wants the slow ride only shortcuts to the finish line
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>>35060763
Disrespectful to Samsa
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>>35060796
>confused
We're having 2 different conversations is what's happening.
The standards are only applicable for long term relationship candidates. You talking about "pulling" women for hookups doesn't really fit into the discussion you just wanted to brag lol.
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>>35060804
i got bullied for having big bug eyes my entire life and then ella purnell got famous and now people compliment me and its really weird because that was like a beaten-in insecurity i now have to get used to people pointing out semi often
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>>35060808
i cooked my rice in the microwave and i ate is just fine
what now
>>
Have you heard, they're adding shoothouse, bros.
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>>35060772
Sober, drunks get a +2 to constitution despite the debuff and -3 to agility.
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>>35060803
thats the kinda bangs i have so yea thats what i was thinking
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>>35060811
Starting with a slow ride is nice but it's not going to get you across the finish line
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>>35060790
My nigga you are on the website where incels blackpill each other into psychosis with garbage information and foreign governments run psyops on you
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>>35060814
>ella purnell
who's that?
This is who I think of when I think of big eyes. Big crush on her.
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>>35060790
>has lost all sense of reality
Bold of you to assume I ever had one
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>>35060804
all top tier women have feline eyes
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>>35060800
Ehh. I'd think it'd be cheaper to just get a big box of rice.
>doesn’t being drunk mean u feel less pain tho?
It's not invincibility, you can get knocked the fuck out even if you're drunk.
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>>35060754
>ur too good to me
You’re offering to make me rice, that’s basically my love language
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>>35060824
w baits
>>
There are a lot more women 4'10-5'2 than I thought
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>>35060813
>We're having 2 different conversations is what's happening.

well that much is true.

>>35060816
if you insist on using microwave sachets, at least do the sticky rice ones. I don't know if TJs has them.
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>>35060716
>bachelors degree in applied math
Nigga it's over, you have terminal autism
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>>35060831
I want like 3
>>
i cringe everytime because i used to like
death grips
radiohead
car seat headrest
jpegmafia
godspeed you black emperor
my bloody valentine
elliot smith
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>>35060834
Bad moid. Greedy.
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>>35060822
nobody is actually influenced by this place. it's all just memes and venting, nobody means it. except for the parts that happened after india got internet. they struggle with the concept and take offense easily
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>>35060835
u havec the music taste of a 35 year old white guy no offense.
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>>35060834
I'd be fine with one who's just super horny
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>>35060835
damn, you don't like those anymore? that truly is cringe
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>>35060835
I could still listen to Radiohead or Elliot Smith if I was in the right mood.
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>>35060835
I cringe because I used to like
Blood on the Dance Floor
Falling in Reverse
Set to Stun
Lil Peep
Wax
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>>35060820
Then go for it
>>
I got 1 in 548 for my country if min height is 5'9 , if set to 5'6 it becomes 1 in 89. Are 5'6 - 5'9 women just susceptible to being overweight?
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>>35060835
mbv is good tho
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>>35060793
It doesn't separate WLW. Statistically, mine should be less than 1/10th the amount it says.
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>>35060835
>tfw no bf to listen to car seat headrest with
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>>35060851
tranny
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>>35060831
are the men who like women that short also short too?
>>
I used to like imagine dragons when I was 12 should I kill myself
>>
hey guys what is a normal yearly income like what do you make a year if you work hourly for like $15/hr
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>>35060854
I'm 5'7 so probably
>>
Winner!
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>>35060858
hi
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>>35060854
I'm 5'7" so probably not.
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>>35060831
does it make a difference, they all want a 6'+ man
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>>35060860
Hello
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>>35060862
not all of us
my ideal bf height is 5'6-5'8
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>>35060854
nta but not me. I want them shorter even. 4'6"
I'm 6'3"
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Can you be worthy of love if your hair part is noticibly missing hair?
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>>35060856
>what do you make a year if you work hourly for like $15/hr
Are you genuinely fucking stupid? Giving brown people access to the internet was a grave mistake. I hope all of you get massacred in the future, every single one of you overpopulating shitstains
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>>35060856
Multiply your hourly wage by 2000 to get annual income before taxes. This assumes 40 weeks, no overtime.
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>>35060866
sounds like u want a girl w dwarfism
>>35060864
meowdy
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>>35060865
Same but Im tall so it makes some short guys insecure.
>>35060773
shh...
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You board your plane and this is your pilot and copilot. What do you do?
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>>35060855
i used to be a linkin park fan as a kid. is that better
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>>35060854
I’m 5’11” but probably
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>>35060800
Microwave rice sucks, rice cooker is perfect every time
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>>35060871
seems we have a catgirl southerner in the thread
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>>35060855
A lot of kids imagine dragons at that age, a lot of us had that dragonology book around then too
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>1145 replies
How?
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>>35060866
>>35060862
>>35060854
M

ngl I'm 5'8" while I set my min limit to 5'3" I'd prefer a woman over 5'10"
>>
did anyone see that research paper which said women absorb DNA of the men they sleep with?
>>
M
what's your overall opinion if i told you arctic monkeys is my favourite band?
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>>35060882
once every 4chan board was like this
we wuz kingz
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My power keeps going out. I need my internet!
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>>35060873
thats so funny, we have like almost the exact same taste in men besides me liking them a bit more heavier set
>>35060878
my ex was ur height
>>35060883
>>35060873
now kiss
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>>35060873
>Im tall so it makes some short guys insecure.
has this actually happened or did you read too much ragebait on the internet? because it sounds wild to me
>>
If a girl was perfect for me but taller than me I'd leave her
>>
am i the only tall woman lover here? my ideal gf/wife would be around 5'9-5'11
>>
Gender
Apparently there's a worldwide push for people to gather up supplies in case of disaster. Have you? If natural disaster or prolonged blackout hit you, would you be okay?
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>>35060833
But I’ve been spending time going out and being normal. I’ve gotten pretty good at it but I hate approaching. Once I’ve started talking to a woman though, I know what to do. I feel like going back to school, while having less autism, will lead to more natural ways of meeting people
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>>35060868
yeah i'm stupid but i've never done taxes idk yearly income. i know its less than just hourlyx40xweeks right? cuz of irs or whatever? i'm also a white american you dink. i was asking for the delulu site

>>35060869
thanks. i got 1/144 apparently. they call this "chill standards"
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>>35060893
I'm down anywhere from 4'10-6'3
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>>35060886
Depends on what albums you like
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>>35060889
>my ex was ur height
We could run it back, now you have the power of hindsight so we can get it right this time
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>>35060894
I'll just steal
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>>35060855
I used to too. I actually think a small handful of their songs hold up (Selene, Pantomime, maybe Amsterdam). Quality dropped when they lost their female vocalist
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>>35060899
i can’t tell what u mean by this
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>>35060885
I read something about it and that's not even it she retains some of her son's DNA not past partners.
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>>35060894
After running out of toilet paper in 2020 I cannot care anymore. I do make sure to always stock up on water though
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>>35060889
you've never had an ex
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>>35060903
I’m saying we should kiss
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>>35060893
I hate sub5’6 women, yes
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>>35060894
I have all my camping gear.
My water filter and stove would probably come in handy if I were to stockpile fuel.
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>>35060885
that's been debunked
>>35060886
i like them so good. i have this thing where i get irrationally upset when i have to listen to music i don't like but i would never be upset to listen to them. tbhac is one of my favorites
>>35060894
F i've had the impulse to be a prepper and i follow a few female preppers on youtube out of fascination. but yeah if something happens it's over and im okay with that
>>35060867
of course but maybe you can work on not losing more hair
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>>35060890
Yes, but its actually far more common irl to get microaggressions from short women. Not sure if its jealousy or what but short girls are really rude to me sometimes.
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>>35060906
ive had two albeit they were both online relationships
>>35060908
not even gonna take me out to dinner first? omg
>>
need 6'1 uberslut submissive gf
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>>35060905
Nta
Yeah wiping my ass with dollar store napkins sure was an experience
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>>35060835
is it cringe to enjoy death grips now? i still love them. and radiohead will always be good
>>
I don't like moids who are afraid of guns.
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>>35060886
f, theyre OK but theyre a bit stomp clap hey sounding and once I figured that out their music sounded pretty dull to me
>>35060893
hi I'm 5'11
>>35060894
yeah ive seen this. next shop I'm going to buy a bunch of canned food and bottled water
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>>35060912
>tbhac is one of my favorites
Nta same and based
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>>35060916
this, but unironically
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>>35060925
Would breed
>>
Men would you consider yourself flexible? How flexible are you?
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>>35060886
Depends on which era, I haven't really been a fan of anything from Tranquility Base onwards
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>>35060914
Nta
I'm not even tall and this happens to me too. I think they're just angry.
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>>35060915
I know what I want
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>>35060894
did something happen?
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>>35060933
just to kiss me?
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>>35060929
Not at all
>>
foids do you like to get annoyed (out of love of course)
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>>35060929
Not at all. I think every single ligament and tendon in my body is too tight, it actually altered how my legs grew as a kid and I cannot touch my thumb and pinky together on either hand
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>>35060935
I don't think so, but it does seem a little odd for it to be happening everywhere all at once.
https://www.thevibes.com/articles/world/129067/thirty-three-countries-urge-households-to-stockpile-essential-supplies-for-emergencies
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>>35060921
weird I don't like foids who are afraid of spiders
>>
https://voca.ro/1dHUcytN41Yh
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>>35060942
House spiders are helpful.
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>>35060939
Not really but I'm used to it and recognize it as a sign of affection.
>>
If a man's fantasy is for a woman to be sexually obsessed with him, then women, what's your version for your fantasy man?
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>>35060946
you should annoy back people give out what they crave
>>
My ex (male) was afraid of spiders. I liked either relocating or killing them without him noticing. It made me feel useful.
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>>35060949
y did u put (male) when u later refer to your ex as he?
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>>35060947
to protect me and make me safe both from others and with him
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>>35060947
>If a man's fantasy is for a woman to be sexually obsessed with him
it's not, that's a woman's fantasy of a man's fantasy
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>>35060922
>hi I'm 5'11
hi i'm 6'0
>>
killing house spiders is a sign of low test
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>>35060893
Tall women are beautiful, but I can't waste my time on a woman who resents me for being short.
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>>35060948
I like to hide when someone I'm fond of leaves a room for 30 seconds does that count
>>
Do women like skinny men or are they too frail?
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>>35060122
toys, doing new things, never forgetting to date each other, yeah
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>>35060951
Hi
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>>35060886
F
Catchy even though all their songs sound the same and their songwriting is kinda pretentious to me. Kinda like a worse version of The Strokes
>>
Men and women, how do i get over this crush on my 36yo coworker? I havent had a crush this big unironically since i was 15
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>>35060950
I don't proofread short posts. None of the information is confusing so, good enough.
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>>35060961
Shoot your shot nigfa
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>>35060886
F
I like them, they're a good band.
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>>35060954
but they are scary
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>>35060955
i honestly think taller women would be more open to dating shorter guys
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>>35060954
f, I kill some depending on the type (Australian so I think its justified)
>>
men
do u kill spiders or relocate them?
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>>35060959
hii
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>>35060957
Skinny is good but not frail. Unless he's sickly a small scrawny man is still stronger than me though.
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>>35060956
sounds cute I spook everyone usually not on purpose because I'm very quiet even walkwise
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>>35060944
likewise house guns provide a valuable service eliminating pests and such

>>35060929
a bit. I don't do yoga but overall mobility is pretty good. I stretch routinely but not exhaustively, just the things I need.
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>>35060971
Tarantula? relocate.
Small fast-moving niggas? annihilation.
>>
on a scale from 1-10
how would you rate your ass?
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>>35060957
I like skinny men.
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>>35060971
On me? kill them
Not on me? leave them be or relocate
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>>35060963
But would she want someone almost 10 years younger than her? i feel like she just sees me as a younger brother :(
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>>35060667
F
Circa 2015 every time I felt insecure I would hatewatch Buzzfeed react videos to feel superior to someone
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>>35060971
I just leave them alone. I open the door for them if they're trying to get outside but I don't touch them.
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>>35060979
I like *to crush skinny men
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>>35060978
7/10
have gotten compliments from women about it
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>>35060974
Same.
If you say something you spook them, if you just appear behind people you spook them, can't win. That's my brother's thing though. He thinks it is very funny. He also occasionally shoots nerf darts at my face. And does this thing where he hides one of your belongings and gaslights you about it but in a silly way.
>>
>>35060985
but u kill ladybugs…..
>>
I think I might knew the co-pilot who died. She's a pilot for private jet and we game together and she hasn't been back online since she left for her next flight. Hearing the audio = hearing her voice on discord. Or maybe she'll sign on any hour now...?
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>>35060971
I keep them alive cuz they kill roaches and other pests
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>>35060940
>I cannot touch my thumb and pinky together on either hand
? How is that possible? That sounds like literal disability tier
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>>35060956
>hide when someone I'm fond of leaves a room
Why
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>>35060986
Why are lots of female sexual fantasies about abusing men? We dom't see men fantasizing about crushing women... is that a female thing?
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>>35060991
Fuck yeah I do. Fuck ladybugs.
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>>35060989
he just like me fr I like to see how long it takes someone to notice I'm sitting in the room they just walked in longest was about 20 minutes my dad sat on the coffee table in the living room back turned to me I was on the sofa
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how r u guys not scared of spiders crawling in ur ears or noses while u sleep
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>>35060952
Im a man and thats my fantasy, if obsessed includes doing any sexual act I ask without hesitation.
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>>35060999
I know I am powerless to stop such things so why worry about things I cannot change
>>
Women who are attracted to other women,
How do you feel about much taller women?
How do you feel about much shorter women?

Or is height only a big deal when it's men's heights?
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>>35061001
those are the spiders whove crawled up ur nose and to ur brain talking for u
youve been compromised
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>>35060978
It used to be pretty good, maybe peaked at an 8 for someone who doesn't like a huge ass but prefers a certain shape.
Now I think it's a 4. There's not much left of it and when I clench my cheeks it's practically body horror it's gross. I am genetically predisposed to having a nicely shaped butt if I'm properly fed and exercised but I am not living up to my potential. My mom and sister have rectangle butts, I and my youngest sister have heart butts.
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>>35060978
Unironically 9.5/10.
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>>35060971
relocate or leave alone as appropriate to type and location. bathtub spider relocation takes priority over showering, nothing living truly deserves to drown.
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>>35060999
M27
I am. One time i lost a spider in my bedroom, and slept in the living room for a week
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>>35060983
Older women love feeling desirable still, she’s in her hag era. It’s gonna do wonders for her self confidence
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>>35061000
exactly a man, it's supposed to be a generalization
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I need to date women older than me.
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>>35061007
lol i dont blame u
i would do the same thing
howd u get the courage to sleep in there again?
>>
Is my wife myao still around?
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>>35060994
I also have big palms and short fingers.
I went to physical therapy as a kid for my leg tendons. I'm pretty much normal aside from slightly twisted tibias, but all the connective tissue in my body is super thick. I made a post months ago about how my cock at full mast is almost parallel with the rest of my body
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>>35061005
gender?
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>>35061013
She eloped with ENTJ. Like, actually
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>>35060874
my pilot is an empty cup and my copilot is a cup with coffee in it?
Complain to the airline I guess?
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>>35061017
F.
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>>35061002
><men's heights
If you can call "not shorter than me because I don't want him to be weird about it" a big deal sure.
Short women are good, tall women are good, women the same height as me are least appealing but not bad.
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>>35060986
>>35060996
This was a male imposter
He is violent and brown.
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>>35061013
No.
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>>35061021
Cap
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>>35060731
stop, it's november
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>>35061023
Wtf is a male imposter?
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>>35061020
Those are mugs, not cups. Retard.
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>>35060998
And the longer you don't say anything the funnier it is. I like to try and follow my mom around when she's shopping without her noticing that I've come back from grabbing bread or whatever.
>>
do normie moids hate taller women?
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>>35061021
as usual, foids can't self-report and their own beauty standards are unrecognizable measured against reality.

or you could provide proof of this alleged 9.5/10
>>
Are you afraid to die?
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>>35060781
women dont love men for "who he is" but what he provides
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>>35061023
No u. What's wrong with wanting to crush >skinny men with my astonishing weight?
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>>35061028
All mugs are cups but not all cups are mugs.
>>35061033
I crave nonexistence the thing I'm afraid of is pain.
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>>35061012
>howd u get the courage to sleep in there again?
Lmao i guess i just figured there's no way it would still be in there alive. I could've been wrong. But i never saw it again
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>>35060731
>Imagine getting chased through the snow, pinned down
This sounds familiar.
https://youtu.be/6c9Vxf_p7LI
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>>35061018
wait what??? tell us more
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>>35061004
How old is your youngest sister, can I have her number
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>>35061005
fake news
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It's funny how despite everything, only the masculine are truly empathetic, and the feminine are cruel and ruthless
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>>35061021
so it's something like this?
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>>35061041
And then they got on a rocket ship and flew to the moon.
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>>35061035
Women are materialistic beings
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>>35060726
i do pasta noodles
are you asian? idk how many non asians eat rice
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>>35061031
most do not want to date them
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>>35061045
6.5 at best
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>>35061031
What is normie anymore? Everyone thinks they are so queer and special and based now. “Normal” people are the rarity. I’m 6’5 and I like taller women
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>>35061021
Jizzhater...
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>>35061042
You may not.
She's....25. Had to do math. Her last boyfriend broke up with her because she stopped having sex she's having some neurological issues you don't want in on that rn.
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>>35061027
It's a pair of male hands that typed my name into their name field.
>>35061037
It has to be consentual.
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>>35060978
M
8, I've been TOLD it's fuckable by a porn addicted fujo irl
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>>35061050
this is natural. ur used to silicon asses
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>>35061052
Fuck you. It's Jizzhunger now actually.
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>>35060731
https://imglink.cc/cdn/0THGNxyZ4B.jpg

im doing the chasing however
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>>35061057
This has to be a false flag
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>>35061054
>It's a pair of male hands that typed my name into their name field.
Get a tripcode and fuck that degenerate
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>>35061033
No, I'm ready for it
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>>35061048
no im american
it wasnt asian rice it was like chicken flavored rice
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How much would you pay for this experience?
either gender.
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>>35061045
That's a 9.5 to you?
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>>35061056
I didn't say it wasn't natural I'm saying it isn't a perfect 10/10 ass it's a very nice ass very above average ass but it's not a perfect ass
>silicon asses
disgusting
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>>35060971
Spiders, leave them be if they're in a corner chilling or kill them if they get in the way, but I usually give them a lot of chances.
Flying bugs like moths, try to corral them for like an hour for them to leave through the window they came from, if they still won't, well I tried.
Flies, mosquitoes and cockroaches, kill them on sight.
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>>35060726
Post the microwave rice.
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>>35061057
JizzHitler
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>>35061033
To my surprise, no.
>>
guys....
spoke with the cute blonde at gym again and she giggled and touched my shoulder

am i in??
i really need to introduce myself to her
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>>35061065
Zero dollars
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>>35061057
I thought JH stood for jizz harvester?
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>>35061065
Paying for a sexual/pseudo-romantic experience is a humiliation ritual.
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>>35060731
Pssh. Only a total amateur is losing consciousness in a scenario like that. Or running away to begin with.
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>>35060929
i can touch my toes
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>>35061053
I'm also having neurological issues we can bond over that
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>>35061072
Shoot your shot young negro
>>
Women. Thoughts on Haley Stevens?
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>>35061072
How do you speak to someone multiple times and not introduce yourself
>>
M
Why do you like dicks?
>>
>>35061057
Top 10 anime reveals
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>>35061065
I like tall women because I like equality and egalitarianism. Maid outfits reinforce hierarchies, so maid outfits are the opposite of what I want.
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>>35061072
F. a girl willingly breaking the touch barrier is almost certainly an OK from her. go ahead
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>>35061047
We are all material girls living in a material world
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>>35061078
She's on seizure medication and can't drive she doesn't have the energy to date rn she didn't even come to family Halloween movie night and we offered to go pick her up, and she's been calling out of work a lot.
>>
If life aint just a joke, then why are we laughing?
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>>35061081
Women to him is not a living breathing being you get to know.
To him they're just meats to fuck.
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>>35061084
What if she was dressed like Makima and you were the one wearing the maid outfit?
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>>35061061
I'm just going to call them a moid and move on unless they keep doing it.
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>>35061067
>>35061066
ok this is a 10/10 ass we can all agree
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im an ass specialist

its a rare (statistically speaking) sight for a woman to have 9.5/10 ass
much easier to have 8/10 ass.
its a bell curve for sure.
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>>35061079
>young negro
He's in his 30s
>>35061081
You know how many times he's done this same song and dance
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>>35060978
F
8 I guess. I get compliments on it all the time and I've even had men tell me it's the best ass they've ever seen. I just see it as small/flat even though it's not true by real life standards. I feel the same way about my tits too. I'd never get a BBL though I've seen women with those irl and they look like they're wearing backpacks on their hips
>>35061033
No but I think I'd be better if I were
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>>35061093
no too saggy and square it's just large
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>>35061085
nta
Does this mean a girl putting a sticker on my shoulder is a good sign
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>>35061090
>To him they're just meats to fuck.
This applies to literally EVERY SINGLE MALE poster in this thread though.

You listen to them talk about their "crush" and it's just the pussy they want to fuck, and you realize that they know literally NOTHING about their supposed crush except how they look.
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>>35061093
diaper ass
glutes not big enough, decent hip width

7/10 only usable with anal sex
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>>35060971
relocate, my life personally isnt worth any more than theirs
(my life)
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>>35061093
Still no.
That one is bigger and better but it's not a 10.
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>>35061100
i think thats because moid dont talk to their crushes they just see them from far away and are sad they are alone
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>>35061096
>he’s in his 30s
God forbid a white boy gets some motion
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>>35061091
Still not interested.
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>>35061065
>>35061084
All of you niggas are so gay. The reason you like tall bitches is cuz you wanna be dommed but don't wanna say it
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>>35060978
f, an 8/10, been told I have a big butt and a nice ass
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>>35061104
Like anon says, that's because the men in these threads don't think of woman as human but rather just meat holes they can rape.
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>>35060999
theyll notice you moving and immediately try to get into an area where it isn't moving
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>>35061088
I can take care of her. I can let her stay in bed with the lights down low and I'll bring her food
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>>35061110
some ppl are very deep sleepers who dont move at all
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>>35061109
it feels that way a lot of the time here
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>>35061081
im autisti

i wanted to speak to her again as I was leaving the gym but there was no occasion

shes so nice too, smiles a lot when we spoke and the eye contact was so strong too

surely shes single
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>>35061107
I don't think she's tall, he's just asian so he's extremely short. I'm probably like a foot taller than she is.
However I do want to date a girl who's only 4" shorter than me, all the girls I've dated have been around the same height and that was like a 10-11" difference.
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>>35061093
I don't rank butts, but it's very good. I like it, if it came down on my face and slowly ended me, I died well.
>>
women
would you like it if your boyfriend called You princess?
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>>35061057
ooooooh? how'd it change? how'd the bf change your mind?
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>>35061100
there isn't anything to get to know, and anyway if a male goes ten seconds without implicitly proving that you are sexually desirable now and forever you ghost.

foidkind is cooked, you just haven't felt the heat yet.
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>>35061121
no, puppy is much cuter
>>
I feel like an alien compared to everyone here. You all seem much more socially adept.
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>>35059511
Not at all. I couldn't understand my friends who had crushes on the TAs who were like 23 or something. They look and act sooooo old to me. I still feel the same way even now
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>>35061127
lmao
Good one
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>>35061121
Give him a weird look and maybe giggle. That's so out of character for him.
>>
I want a woman who will literally just kill me.
>>
but lets not discuss how women perceive men (the ones who arent passing 8/10 looks threshold arent even registering in their brains as people)
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>>35061127
You're only seeing what people choose to show, after all.
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>>35061113
i deep sleep and i move a ton (unfortunately for other reasons)
>>
either gender
how heavy of a sleeper are u?
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>>35061107
im 6'2 and i had a crush on 6'2 girl at some point
granted she had adorable face, her legs and ass were amazing and i would put a baby in her at moments notice given the chance
>>
Just finished Suicide Squad Hell to Pay, so glad Waller got cucked from going to heaven.
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>>35061128
How old are you
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>>35061112
She doesn't even know you dude that would be weird as fuck. And she's not up for the getting to know you stage. Let it go lol.
>>35061121
I don't think so no.
>>35061127
Need I remind you I scored even worse on the autism test than Kittenposter? I am an alien I just have a lot of research and charts and conversations trees I refer back to to sound normal for short periods of time.
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>>35061130
what does he normally call you? nigger?
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>>35061127
Then you're not paying attention
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>>35061134
> i move a ton (unfortunately for other reasons)
now im curious, what are the reasons?
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>>35061135
I am not a heavy sleeper. Light and unexpected noises wake me up very easily and I can't get back to sleep if I wake up early.
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>>35059587
I am a virgin but I mentally brainwashed myself into believing I'm not and I've slept with thousands of guys. Improved my life drastically. It really is all about perception
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>>35061146
She's obese and her face looks like a brick
>>
Women, please rank the following pet names:
puppy
princess
queen
comfy
my love
love
lovely
partner
darling
sexy
soulmate
babe
baby
honey
>>
It's over for men, anyway going back to the discord, at the least the guys over there aren't retarded.
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>>35061146
i prefer them without plastic surgery
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>>35061140
She has a nice butt though and who knows what other assets. If I healed her the roi on that would be insane
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>>35061150
>no honeybee or pumpkin pie
ngmi
>>
>go to atoga
>feel worse about everything
why do i do this to myself i hate verything about this place
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>>35061135
F
Pretty heavy I think. It must depend on what part of the cycle I'm in because sometimes someone could throw a bicycle down the stairs during a thunderstorm and it wouldn't phase me and other times a slight rustling of leaves or change in the light has me bolting upright like I need to escape a fire or fight something.
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>>35061146
Armpit…
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ass is nice but all men secretly crave nice feet and pretty face.
>>
If you had to choose your career over a loved one would you continue? What if in order to keep that loved on you needed that career, but you still lost them?
>>
Women, please rank the following terms for male ejaculate:
semen
spunk
cum
sperm
bust
jizz
splooge
man milk
nut
baby batter
baby gravy
cock snot
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>>35061135
f, apparently pretty heavy though I used to have nightmares fairly regularly but not so much now
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>>35061148
Nag but I did this too. I've got a little chad inside my head through whom I love vicariously
>>
Men, would you love the girl from Obsession?
Women, would you love a guy version of her?
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>>35060077
i get a heart attack every time i see her posted on this site because i've never seen anyone with a body basically identical to mine. i literally think it's me every time. it makes me happy someone like her can be a pornstar and guys jerk off to it. thank you men
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>>35061164
>no smegma
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>>35061151
We're already in the discord, all the worthwhile manons already got invited anyway
>>
>>35061135
M
very light sleeper, a flicker of light on the wrong side of the house can wake me up. I can always get back to deep sleep quickly, can't always make it down to REM that takes more practice
>>
>>35061161
What the fuck, why did my mouth start watering
>>
>>35061169
That's something completely different you dumb hole
>>
>>35061167
wdym the demon possessing the woman's body?
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>>35061150
#1 is princess always. Everything else is just what every random stranger calls you
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>>35061164
Shit list, you left out rope
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>>35061155
that was a cute song
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>>35061168
just googled her
can i tribute you
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>>35061150
>Puppy
>Comfy
>Sexy
>Soulmate
Tf kinds of petnames are these lmao. Imagine you get a good morning text and it's just like hey sexy
>>
How do I become less picky about faces?
>>
>>35061167
>Men, would you love the girl from Obsession?
Women would you date a man who has not watched any non-anime media in 10+ years?
>>
>>35061168
Damn femanon you got some fucking canons on you
>>
There is a random internet thot who always shows up in my youtube algorithm. I don't think she has an OF as far as I can tell but she definitely posts thirst trap content. She's cute but I never really thought about her much until I saw a video recently of her ranting about her autistic obsession with an old online RP fandom forum and now I actually really like her.
Funny that.
>>
>>35061187
>>35061179
That's a guy
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>>35061150
>My love
>Darling
but not super seriously like it's a little silly
>Babe
>Baby
Good for casual use
>Love
>Partner (bonus if it's like cowboys)
>Sexy
>Lovely
Ok
>Queen
As a joke
>Honey
My Dad calls me honey avoid at all costs

Discard the rest.
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>>35061167
M
No? Thats obviously not her, is a demon possessing her, every once in a while the real one comes up and tells you she is miserable and wants you to kill her.
No one is having a good time.
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>>35061191
what if anon is evil and having a good time???
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>>35061189
Oh, my bad
Damn anon you got some fucking canons on you*
>>
How about sweetheart
>>
Women would you date a guy that hates "babe" and "baby" as romantic pet names? its so weird to me
>>
>>35061190
Call you Honey, got it.
>>
Hate the babe, baby petname you like babies huh? goo goo gaa does that make you all hot and sweaty!?!
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>>35061190
>*boops ur nose*
got it kiddo
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How about sperm syrup
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>>35061146
im aware that women hate full disclosure but any women here are also asking for it:
she's hooooooot. she's the woman you think about exploring every contour with the lips, marry, lock down, kidnap, grab at the waist, and use like a sex toy
I pointed out all the bits that I oogled in 0.004 seconds before I had any conscious thoughts
>>
Men
Have you called a woman by any pet names that weren’t on that list?
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>>35061202
Yes, shorty, because she was really short
>>
>sweetheart
>sweet
>sweetnlow
i miss her
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>>35061201
not really
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>>35061202
"Sweetie bird".
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>>35061164
This should be a use case question not a ranking question
Also it's missing
>breakfast of champions
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>>35061146
I like this one.
She also builds gundams which is the main reason.
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>>35061202
gorgeous
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>>35061202
rhyming names that fit their name
____cat
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>>35061202
she was called
>sweet potato
>lumpy potato
>battle buddy
>babe

depending on the moment
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>>35061201
I'm not into her face but I get everything else
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>>35061150
S tier:
>puppy

top tier:
>my love
>love
>partner
>honey
>soulmate

mid tier:
>princess
>lovely
>darling
>baby
>babe

awful tier:
>queen
>comfy
>sexy
>>
>>35061202
>>35061200
And my special name I had for her
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>>35061179
yes thank you
>>35061187
yeah they're big but saggy and my areolas look big like that too with the jagged edges. my nipples look exactly the same as well and it even has that texture i don't see on any other pornstar. i'm also insecure about how low they are on my breasts and you can from how they angle the pics/videos they're aware of it too and they do that to make them seem higher. they also have the same ball in a sock effect when she bends over :/
>>
Do women even have pet names for men?
>>
Women, what pet name do you want to be called?
>>
>>35061219
Stinky, smelly, stinko, dorky, etc.
>>
>calling jh torta
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>>35061167
No. It's magic that makes it not actual love btw.
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>>35061219
i think playfully calling future bf 'sir' or 'captain' could be fun
would men like that?
>>35061220
a guy calling me pup would probably make me melt on the spot
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>>35061224
I'd love that
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>>35061219
Usually babe, baby, sir as a joke, dork as a joke, or some inside joke specific to him. I named my last boyfriend's penis but I can't tell you what it is the dick would have to tell you himself.
>>
>>35061135
Not very
>>35061121
No
>>
All your pet names suck, I'm calling her Optimus Prime and she's gonna call me Megatron or Starscream
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>>35061149
You're gay.
>>35061152
Holy fuck that's hot.
>>
>>35061224
>'sir' or 'captain'
Cringe
>>
Just changed a lightbulb without being asked award
Am I husband material now?
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>>35061149
I love thick Asian women like that and her face is perfect. You’re a negative Nancy.
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>>35061228
>>
>>35061224
>would men like that?
yessum
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>>35061230
is 'boss' any better?
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>>35061150
worst pet names men ever gave me:

>fat bastard
>godzilla
>brian griffin
>>
I'm calling her CHUD and she can call me REDDITOR
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>>35061234
bro how'd you get my pic?

women do you like my red eyes?
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>>35061236
No
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>>35061236
Hot
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>>35061224
When a girl calls me sir it ignites my male instincts
>>
>>35061229
>>35061233
Motherfuckers will really put their dicks in absolutely anything lol
>>
I want to dress fatshitter up as my puppy girl secretary and have her call me sir and bring me cookies
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>>35061220
Most of the time "hey" is going to do just fine to get my attention lol but I don't mind babe or my love. I think I don't like the one's that end in ee sounds.
>>35061232
No but you get 2 points. 5 points if you needed a ladder with a bonus point if you put the ladder back immediately after using it.
>>
Is it bad that i want a girl to call me "cutie" or something like that?
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>>35061244
for me it's when a guy calls me mrs. [my last name]. i wish they'd do that rather than use my first name ever
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>>35061219
Sir, master, daddy, king, officer, your honor, Mr. President, rabbi, etc
>>
>>35061246
woawthat sounds like a dream, almost too good to be true
>>
>>35061253
:) <3
>>
The men here really give me the ick, it's extra bad knowing that some of you are close to 40 and typing like fucking faggots.
>>
>>35061248
Nah
>>
>>35061219
you call them nigger and they fall in love with you
>>
>>35061250
You prefer missus rather than miss?
>>
>>35061248
Wyd cutie?
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>>35061254
i bet ur really cute irl
>>
>>35061250
I call every woman Ms. [last name[ until they get fed up and tell me to call them by their first names.
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>>35061121
m

princess is more of a daughter title, isn't it?
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>>35061255
im still in my 20s >:[
Fr*ck you
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>>35061245
Thick Asian women are the greatest thing on earth.
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>>35061262
Thanks, you’re such a good pup
>>
You motherfuckers are so cringe.
>>
>>35061255
>you give me the ick
there are no simps here to concern themselves with your hole, get over yourself, you're worse than the worst moid here.
>>
>>35061268
stop ur going to make me become all parasocial about you
>>
>>35061271
Why contain it? Write in your diary tonight about me
>>
>>35061197
>>35061199
You guys suck lol
>>35061198
>babe
I usually think about the pig
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>>35061270
Nigga this place is simp central. Simpcity even
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Oh I remember now. the asian woman post reminded me. This is probably a 10/10 ass for me. Though might be mostly in the hips.
>>
I need a man who can comfort me without being a sex pest
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>>35061267
Good god
>>
>>35061273
maybe i'll think of you while masturbating instead
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>>35061269
It's good to be cringe.
>>
>>35061280
You want a therapist, you'll have to pay him money tho
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>>35061282
Plap
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>>35061280
plap plap plappalaplalapal
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>>35061218
>they also have the same ball in a sock effect when she bends over
I dont know about how other people feel about this but this is only ever a positive in my books. Good for grabbing
>>
what about papi?
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>>35061282
Even better.
>>
>>35061269
The kids aren't cringe enough because they're constantly afraid of being filmed
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>>35061247
A chair but yes I put it back right away
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>>35061259
I'm not white, BV

>>35061290
only if she's actually latina
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ass thread?
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Why is it so fucking warm in here?
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>>35061280
i would like to marry my best friend = love of my life
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I WANT A WOMAN TO LOVE ME AND WE LIVE AN EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSCIALLY INTIMATE LIFE TOGETHER OF HAPPINESS AND JOY AS WE BUILD THE LIFE WE WANT AS ONE.
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>>35061293
I'll give you the 5 for a chair. Good job.
>>35061295
Ngl I'm not mad about it
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>>35061296
I turned all the femanons on too much, sorry
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>>35061296
the moids are too hot and handsome tonight..
whats happened to u guys?
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>>35061295
Do coaches just stay bricked up or do they become desensitized to it
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>>35061294
Ok never mind. I was just larping for fun.
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>>35061280
I wanna bone but I can control myself and don't have issues with boundaries.
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>>35061301
I think it's because I ordered fast food and my body doesn't like it when I eat a burger at 11 pm
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It's funny cuz everyone here is actually ugly as shit but they larp as if they aren't, and if they knew it'd break the illusion they desperately want to hold onto
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>>35061306
we have similar stomach, mine does that too
weird how they somehow know the time, they arent sentient
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>>35061307
The ones that posted pics are pretty much all decent looking at worst
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>>35061308
nta
theres millions of microbes and bacteria in there, at least one of them is sentient
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>>35061304
Lol
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>>35061309
We are so back
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Hey genders do you think Tom Bombadil is just a really chill guy and that's why the ring has no power over him or do you like the theory that he's the most powerful being in middle earth? I think he's a chill magic dude and people are reading too much into what Gandalf and Elrond say.
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are we just talking about hot girls now?
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>tfw ugly face, ugly body, and I have acne
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why is BlueValkyrie so unfunny
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>>35061307
Women here have gooned to me, or even just to my hands. We might not all be 10/10s, but I'm ok with being one of them.
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>>35061309
I'm still in love with that one guy even though it's been years now
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men

when was the last time a girl looked at you like this?
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>>35061314
G R I P P Y S O C K S
G R I P P Y B O X
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Fatshitter, be honest
Have you masturbated to the pics you've collected here of hands and faces and stuff
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>>35061307
The opinions on my old nudes some guy found a few weeks ago were mixed.
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>>35061309
Such as?
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>>35061320
Yesterday while at work.
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>>35061319
?
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being venezuelan in 2026 sucks so much bros
on top of all the crazy shit that has happened we got hit bye a fucking earthquake
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>>35059454
Just found out one of my highshool friends has become a tranny. Mind you we are in our mid 30s

How does this happen? It's so damn confronting to have witnessed and I wonder how the rest of our old buddies handled it all. Mind you, I lost touch with them back when we were around 20 or 21, due to my depression and isolating myself from everyone but I did keep tabs on their social medias over the years. Everything seemed normal, he even had a long term partner who he ended up having kid with maybe 4 years ago yet suddenly his social media acc disappeared so I thought nothing of it. Randomly decided to look him up, found out his ex-gf was single and looked up one of the other guys in the old friendship group and saw an old comment but with his surname but a woman's name. Clicked the pic and saw it was him in full drag and makeup. WTF. Thought it was just some joke just trolling people with AI or filters but saw his "business page" and it's all real. He fully trannied out and the comments are typical tranny type oppression stuff. Apparently he is some sort of SWer too (which I'm assuming is sex worker, but don't know to what extent)

What the actual fuck. This was a guy who is jacked, big on the gym though nerdy. But just a regular dude who I did t have any inkling of trannyism from. This is so damn confronting. How does this even happen. Mind you during the COVID period he seemed normal. So all this must've happened in the past 3 years. How does a guy in his 30s get convinced he's a tranny? That said it looks like he is dating someone new who is actually decent looking desu (better than the mother of his child) but obviously a very left wing girl
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my ex was a thick asian but instead of sexy feminine kind she was overweight depressed and miserable in the face kind.
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>>35061320
never
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>>35061278
how do I get legs like this? my thighs are huge and muscular like lean beef pattys
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>>35061327
You have my sympathy brother
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>>35061311
I rolled the dice. Just lost the roll it would be a white guy or woman.
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>>35061313
I'm no LOTR expert but I tend to think Tom isn't like, a real sentient being, and more like an anthropomorphized version of nature or some other fundamental force. He's not mortal, but he's like a Maiar tier that isn't under the purview of eru or morgoth and just does his own thing and is outside of the typical structures of power.
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>>35061328
>wanted to be a woman when he was younger
>got jacked in an attempt to combat it
>ultimately succumbed and said fuck it
also istg they all become transbians in the end.
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>>35061321
hehe I wish my trippy socks were black but the ward only had blue ones
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>>35061323
What did your daddy say when he found your naked body after your choked yourself out while masturbating?
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>>35061324
>Such as?
All the ones that posted pics
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>>35061323
I did nut to them, not because they were particularly hot or anything, but because they were yours
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>>35061320
BMAF-bros, there's hope!
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>>35061328
He roided and it killed his natural T, he comes off and wants to bottom bitch to big dudes. Happens a lot
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>>35061328
>transbian
Its just a phase
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>>35061327
I hope everyone in that godforsaken continent dies
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>>35061322
i masturbate exclusively to adipophilia fetish content so no, including the nsfw pics a few of u have posted. the closest thing that might get me going are some of ur guys' vocaroos, altho that makes me crush on u guys more than get aroused.
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>>35061328
What have I said here again and again? Going to the gym is for LGBTQIA+ people
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>>35061344
DISAPPOINTING.
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>>35061340
Are you blind, OP clearly posted some arab
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>>35061327
That's karma for all the tourists you robbed.
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Women (mostly) what is 'korean' skincare? How is that any different than regular skin care?
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>>35061313
I only posted about this once but I think Bombadil exists as contrast against the tragic narratives. A way of emphasizing why optimistic babble doesn't tell a story.

>>35061328
there are clubs that they go in to and do not come out of as the same person. I don't know any more detail than that and don't want to.
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>>35061343
It's a great place. It just should have been settled by displacement not assimilation, america style.
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>>35061346
sorry, but tis the truth
wouldnt it be creepy if i did tho?
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>>35061353
Yes, but it'd be so flattering too
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>>35061347
hahaha nigga, that dude is black. Can you not see the hair?



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