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All women are whores.
Women, could you date a man who becomes fat and balding?
>>35068465>>35068466the duality of moid (they "hate" whores but it's just a cope bc they love them)
>>35068465What the fuck, why did my mouth start watering
>>35068468yes, but would they date me is the real question..
>>35068465Built
https://poal.me/kyr6x2>https://poal.me/kyr6x2https://poal.me/kyr6x2
>>35068483>im the one female virginwhats my prize :3
>>35068465I like her boobies
>>35068481for gray aliens
women, do you like doujins? Or is literary stuff really peak foidgoons?
>>35068466And thats a good thing!>>35068475See above
I don’t know how to have sex
>>35068485Having sex with one of the virgin guys
>>35068493>your reward for taking intimacy seriously and not giving it away constantly is sex with a man who probably sucks in bed and is a virgin for a very good reasonnot trying to drag virgin guys down but that seems like a punishment more than anything
>>35068483>1 body count is the exact same as 3 even though 1 can mean you're still with your one and only as god intendedTranny poll lol
>>35068494why do ppl on here view sex as a game or some sort of skill u need to master and not a romantic connection between two ppl?i'd choose a virgin man over an experienced man any dayu guys are all porn brain rotted
>>35068489i used to like them more but i guess i grew out of it to some degree, now i only read erotica (if even that). usually it's really degenerate stuff clearly written by male writers lmao.
When I was about 4 or so, we went to the beach with extended family. My early twenties great-cousin picked me up to hold me, and I immediately proceeded to pull down her Bikini and grope her boobs. I still remember not understanding why she got pissed and thought it was mean she wouldn't let me play with them, so I repeated this every time she tried to pick me up after.It wasn't even anything sexual, I was far from sexually developed. No, it was merely my first foray into the world of boobs and cemented the fact that I fucking LOVE tits. They are my favourite body part. And this little origin story serves as my proof that my love for boobs some weird sexual fetish, but destiny. Opinions?
>>35068491you're not missing out
>>35068489I don't read either>>35068491Most people figure it out by trying it you'll probably do fine
>>35068483>female>all 4+ (and it sporbably a BIG plus) except oneMan femanons really be slanging that pussy, huh? For everyone except virgin aons apaprently.
Here is a better-er poll.https://poal.me/ywh4n9>>35068483
>>35068500A random toddler will pull down your shirt if they see you have tits if they're hungry I think you're assigning adult emotions to a childish behavior.
>>35068494You don't need to have sex cuz you're already a stuck up cunt.
>>35068494
>>35068489>women, do you like doujins?Yeah, why?>>35068465>picrel
>>35068505yeah probablyIts basically my earliest conscious memory though, and I happen to really like tits. So
>>35068465Cool nips
howdy, Euro Femanons.
>>35068465Her nipples are brown, i thought she was white
>>35068504Do women count?
>>35068499>usually it's really degenerate stuff clearly written by male writers lmao.While I enjoy degeneracy myself too, I feel like I can't read stuff written by other men. It feels too pornbrained and desperate to arrive at the raucous sexual stuff to concern itself with tension, buildup, context, etc which is the entire reason I wanna read someone's gooner drivel in the first place rather than have visuals.
>>35068510I mean, what's not to like lol
>>35068513representing
>>35068515Yes lol? Why wouldn't they.
>>35068519Some people say it doesn't because there's no penis involved.
>>35068509u said u like futa, why do so many decent artists always make futa contemptible rapists in their stories, i hate hate hate it
>>35068491What's so confusing about it to you
>>35068504the duality of womenthe innocent and the hags
>>35068516i feel like women writers are better at creating tension and the agp feel women enjoy (being the desired one and that being the main focus), and i mean i enjoy that but it also doesn't give me anything when it's not for real/i'm just pretending by reading it and imagining it happening. they often aren't as good at doing fetish/pure gooner stories though imo.
>>35068504>female 8, >10I hate women
>>35068522Because they see having a penis as being a sexual aggressor, incapable of containing their lust. It's the same way a lot of hentai says, "You've gotta take responsibility for my dick getting hard," because it's not the man's fault for getting aroused, it's the woman's fault for enticing him.
>>35068514She has a latina mother
>>35068529She's the one who gets the most rewarded for it with attention and worship most likely, men loove sluts.
>>35068531Latinx* is the respectful term. It's not hard to remember.
>>35068532>attention and worshipyou said attention twice
>>35068514you were hoping for PINK, you meant.
I'm surprised there's no overlap so far on any bodycounts except zero.
>>35068534Respectfully, shut the fuck up.
>>35068534Latino for menLatina for womenStop being a sensitive faggot
>>35068536It's sad that you have such a low vocabulary, but dw just read more.
If women identify very deeply at a sexual level of "being desired", even moreso than men at a base level, wouldn't that mean that being a truly fugly woman is actually worse than being an ugly male?
>>35068540This is for your own good. You're Lateenecks now.
>>35068507>Invincible man3rd worlders are a plague
>>35068544It is, life becomes a humiliation ritual but nobody believes you.
>>35068544it is worse,i can confirm
>>35068542i prefer latrine
>>35068514My favorite kind of white woman nipples tbqhwy. Or that dusty pink that's nearly brown
>>35068551I prefer you to quit breathing.
Does anyone else struggle with accessing deeply passionate, vulnerable, positive emotional states ITT? LIke I love the idea of love and being honest and open with someone but romantic passion and the idea of sex on some level is almost too intense and alien to be even enjoyable. It's like a cattle brand on my brain. Both genders etc i just wanna ask everyone.
>>35068544It seems like they have a much harder time coping with it than ugly guys do. My mom is in her fifties and married and I've still heard her complain about this
>>35068552>Or that dusty pink that's nearly browni get exactly what you mean, also thanks .
>>35068547BASED.keep that bitch battered.
>>35068554sure, right after you show me how its done
>>35068552Pink is best.> of the Euro kind.
>>35068557Yw
>>35068552>>35068557Indian?
>>35068504https://youtu.be/kiNyuokgORw
>>35068543to worship means to recognize someone as godmeanwhile, you're not recognizing her as god, you're licking her armpits
>>35068561Did you just assume something about me? I'll have you know I prefer to be shown not show.
>>35068565I'm an Anglo
>>35068555MI noticed I feel stressed out and constantly on eggshells with the girls I date because there's always a chance she drops me the next day. I don't feel that pressure to perform with escorts and the after sex talks have been nice and sometimes I connect with a few really well.
>>35068534Pretty sure some of them hate that.I have no idea what I'm supposed to say like where latinx applies and where Hispanic does so I just ask where the fuck they're from.>>35068552>dusty pink that's nearly brownNot that you asked but I think mine might qualify. When I pick a nude lipstick I always pick one somewhat pinker than my actual nipple color. Like the areola reads as brown and the nipple reads as pink. White woman who tans instead of burns. I would look ill if I was as pale as Anya though I have more of a yellow undertone. I look like shit every March lol.
>>35068549>>35068550:((( that made me sad to read but ty for responding and engaging friends
>>35068504The chat on this poll is insane
>>35068555YeahFailure hurts much more when you allow yourself to be vulnerable. It's just fear.
>>35068565Only you saar
>>35068555M>I love the idea of love and being honest and open with someone but romantic passion and the idea of sex on some level is almost too intense and alien to be even enjoyablesure, caring for someone is way better than sex imho
>>35068518
>>35068565white and pale, i saw the description dusty pink and it's highly accurate.
>>35068572>Like the areola reads as brown and the nipple reads as pink. White woman who tans instead of burns. I would look ill if I was as pale as Anya though I have more of a yellow undertone.Keep up the good work.
>>35068575Are any of the male virgins white, not balding nor fat?
>>35068585No.
>>35068585I'm all for those but not a virgin
>>35068504lol
>>35068585white, great head of hair, but was fat until recentlyeven still, i was a virgin when skinny lol
>>35068591Aw yay I'm not the only one
>>35068591the trvth nvke that neither of the people in this image likely want to accept is that some of the most authentic and long-lasting loves in history form from bonds between these two.
>>35068597let my people go, hag
>>35068597That sounds like a very palatable truth nuke for both parties anon. A truth treat, if you will
>>35068600yeah, men are known for clamoring to get with the high body count woman, and experienced women are just always raving about how exciting and fulfilling relationships with virgin men are.retard.
>>35068597>>35068604He thinks real life is just like his doujins
>>35068604It should be illegal to be mean to me online.
>>35068607ok im sorry for saying retard that was uncalled for, i apologize
>>35068609You got anon over here dogpiling on me, calling me a doujin reader... I'll never recover from this.
>>35068597I think it's possible, but not likely. Especially at my age.
>>35068604I love popping moids virginities. They get so breathless and squirmy.
Yeah, I'm thinking that I hate women.
men don't have a virginity
>>35068614You're a scary woman!
>>35068617women*And it's because they start whoring themselves as soon as they're able to.
Need Swiss chan.
>>35068615pretty sure that's in the bible somewhere
i was expecting more female virgins..
>>35068601I already did. Mine was the 8.
>>35068623Female virgins don't exist.
>>35068621Part of me wants to believe that fat fetishist is actually Swiss doing an advanced larp
>>35068619Rawr
>>35068617It was the most successful psyop
>>35068623The ones that do exist certainly aren't on 4chan lmao
>>35068628That would be terrifying
>>35068628oh, that would be a good twist.
>>35068632>>35068625im right here! im the femanon u just replied to
as long as you're ugly or short or neurologically crippled, being a virgin male is nothing to be ashamed of, am I wrong?The entire biological framework we evolved under for millions of years is basically rejecting you for unfitness. That's a real uphill battle, I dont see why we must shame and vilify those who are ultimately playing their evolutionary "role" more or less correctly. Throughout our genetic history, a significant portion of males did not reproduce, this is simply biological fact. I'm open to counters on this but I feel like my position is mostly solid.
>>35068635how does one find and impress you IRL
>>35068632Female virgins don't exist period.>>35068635Trannies don't count.
>>35068636No I think you've got pretty much the right idea. Expecting every member of a species to successfully mate is unrealistic.
>>35068640i think u already know
>>35068623Why lolMost female virgins probably have zero interest in ever visiting 4chan.
>>35068636Maybe for the neurological thing, the rest no because can get bitches only with rizz. Tiny penis is a bigger deal than short or ugly too
>>35068640Be 350lbs
>>35068647lol>>35068644isnt 4chan the perfect place for girls w no social life or bfs?
Why do we even try to pretend that female virgins exist? They do not.
>>35068647I love everything wrong with you.
These are the facts according to a review of 33 medical studies.
>>35068649Not really, they think you're a whore even when you have 0 body count lol
>>35068641Are you saying that because the hymen breaks before having sex 99% of the time or are you saying aliens are coming in and fucking little girls?
>>35068652Sounds about right.
>>35068645>rest no because can get bitches only with rizz. Tiny penis is a bigger deal than short or ugly tooThese don't make sense together, tho. Women have already decided to fuck you before they ever see your penis. If you can outrizz looks, outrizzing a small penis should be automatic, not even something you need to actively do. Honestly small penis might be the biggest "im a virgin/unsuccessful" cope out of all of them, your penis isnt even meaningfully real until you've *already* succeeded.
>>35068650if we dont exist then whos responsible for taking my virginity huh?
i suggest we rename this general to "Experienced Guys Give Advice to Virgin Guys and Hags With Tripcodes are There Too i Guess" - /EGGAVGHWTTTG/
>>35068649>isn't 4chan the perfect place for girls w no social life or bfsNo lmfao.
>>35068661well no where else will have us
Stinky Femcels.
>>35068660I don't have a tripcode you'll never know you're talking to a hag
>>35068660"experienced guy advice" is the most transparent and egregious form of intra-sexual competition that males are capable of aside from simply killing your fellow males outright.
>>35068663Never trust a woman who calls herself a femcel. This is my experienced guy advice for virgin guys
>>35068645> Tiny penis is a bigger deal than short or ugly tooLol, absolutely not my friend
Does joi count as sex?
>>35068662I used to be a female virgin this is NOT a good place to be for you. You'd be better off forming parasocial relationships with YouTubers and only talking to your mom and coworkers than coming here. Hell I would be too.
>>35068666what's the secret behind that one?
White moid, please
>>35068669No.
>>35068670thats sounds very lonesome and boring>>35068669no
>>35068654>>35068658>>35068620
>>35068671A woman who introduces herself like that to you only wants your attention and likely has no respect for you or your time.
>>35068667>thread full of supposedly >= 6.5" men always jumping at the bit to say penis size doesnt actually matter o algoim nooooooticing
Unpopular opinion, but sometimes I find fat black chicks with big giant saggy titties hot, as long as they're all proportional and smooth looking.
>>35068678Mmm.. very enlightening. Thank you.
>>35068674>thats sounds very lonesome and boringYou would think that sounds worse than relying solely on 4chan for your social needs but no, she's actually completely right
Is there any point asking a girl to hang out with me this weekend if I know she probably wont respond and then say on monday "oh sorry anon i didnt see this"?can you even recover from that?
Eastern wood peewee calling deep in the warmth of a sunbaked summer... #need
>>35068672I feel like I'm being called into the principal's office.
Femcels aren't real.
>>35068682ive been relying on u guys for my social needs for the majority of this year and so far the pros out weigh the cons
>>35068679We're just trying to support them.
>>35068684Try again.That was all spaghetti.
>>35068683If you're being realistic and not just dooming, no, there's no point.
>>35068686I think a lot of people here just need to reprioritize their lives away from gender war faffery. Theyd be a lot happier.
>>35068686
>>35068686Yes. Hehe I'm a femcel. Run for the fucking hills if you hear this
no wonder this thread reeks, theres so many femcel deniers here
>>35068636that isn't how evolution works. Species don't evolve towards some ultimate final form. Species evolve into a niche and then stay there until that niche stops existing, then they die. Successful generalists are less evolved, not more evolved; alligators roaches and ants vs pandas or parrots
>>35068672I'm thinking about it today.
>>35068687Don't let that turn into years. The cons will begin to vastly outweigh the pros.
>>35068691she goes and offline pretty often, some days we'll talk for hours, then shesll be gone for 3 days, come back we'll talk for 5 mins then shes gone again. last time she sent me a message was tuesday. she lives in the same city as me and when we met she was interested in meeting, but I wanted to flesh it out a bit before I agreed to anything
Maybe femcels are real, but the path to escaping femceldom is easy. Take a shower, clean your room and don't be obese. That's it.
>>35068689You just dont have a literary eye. Self-reporting a lack of finesse. Warmth is a place.
>>35068699sorry anon, i really dont think i'll ever stop coming here, u guys are my friends <3
Femcel is volcel. It's impossible to not get a guy in this day and age unless it's by choice and no woman would pass up on being a whore.
>>35068683you could spend the weekend trying to meet a girl who would say yes just saying, it has more potential for your happiness.
At what point does your partners wants and needs become not worth fulfilling? When you give too much of yourself away?
>>35068704okay, Femanon.
>>35068651I love how she torments moids. It's *chefs kiss*.
>>35068700Hmm. Well, if your gut is telling you that things aren't mutual, listen to it.
Fs, describe a "settle down" worthy MMs, describe a "settle down" worthy F
>>35068707I've been trying anon. Trying to get women to agree to spend time with you when youre in your 30s is tough
>>35068705I love you anon.
>>35068687>so far the pros out weigh the consYou might think that
>>35068660Except we don't have male whores
>>35068708when they don't appreciate you, but take you for granted
>>35068715i love u too >>35068716i do think that, why else would i say it
>>35068713Likely none of these moids
>>35068713M, we have to get along, no drama
>>35068713>Ms, describe a "settle down" worthy FWants kids, wants to live with me, has her shit together, shares or is at least tolerant of my religion, is in decent shape.
>>35068705just a word of advice.max 30 minutes to 1 hour here (or all of 4chan) is a good practice.Just saying.
>>35068713settle down M>has ambition, wants to achieve things in life>can fix stuff, is gentlemanly otherwise there's no point in having a man>can teach social skills to our kids because i for sure can't
>>35068721your future husband might be ITT
>>35068681You're welcome. I'll elaborate a bit further.I don't mean ugly or virginal women. I mean fake women with no real problems who spend too much time on social media.
>>35068706I think its more about a distinct lack of good men and viable partners. Women prioritize love over lust. Men are subservient to their penises.>>35068713Dream man has big arms and an even bigger heart. Similar values and priorities. I just want my forever person.
>>35068652How do we know these aren’t self selecting small penis havers
>>35068713FI don't even know any more I think I should settle down with myself
I met a woman once who was really sweet to me, asked me a lot about me and said she liked hanging out with me, I thought she was single. one day she casually mentioned she had a husband like it was no big deal and I was pissed.Married women why are you like this?
Merritt Wever in Primetime is literally BV.https://files.catbox.moe/lf9quy.mp4
>>35068713>Fs, describe a "settle down" worthy Mvirgin so we'd be each other's firsts, dominant but not in a kinky way, just a natural male way, good communication skills, we can freely communicate if we have any issues, mostly stoic to others but freely himself around me and allows me to do the same, and ofc at least 280lbs
>>35068651Me or her
best language to learn to find love?
>>35068466The whores love Chad but not you nor your real dad
>>35068733*winks*How you doin?
>>35068730>Women prioritize love over lust. Men are subservient to their penises.I think the average man and woman are equally bad about this, honestly.
>>35068734Poor woman was sweet to the wrong person.
>>35068468They're expected to They're also expected to get their shit together before they go sour
>>35068652So is my 5in girth pathetic or not, can I please a woman with it or will she feel nothing.
>>35068743nta but there's a pretty big difference between being sweet to a man and being his friend.
>>35068734She probably assumed you noticed the ring
>>35068739Probably the language spoken by most people in the place where you want to find it.
>>35068706By this argument, there's no such thing as a male incel either, because any incel could find a gay man who would fuck him, he just doesn't want to.
>>35068679No, I didn't say that at all. But being actually ugly, where your looks are mostly flaws is going to make your life much worse than if you looked average but had a small dick.
>>35068734>Married women why are you like this?Why are married women pleasant, polite people, you mean?
>>35068727What are the odds?
>>35068664Well, I kinda do.
>>35068713Like my gf but she speaks C1 English instead of B2
>>35068746Maybe, but not in my experience and since Im one of the most normal people here, I feel rather clearheaded about it all.
>>35068713>Ms, describe a "settle down" worthy Fthe problem is that so many of my non-negotiables are off limits to men like me that I sort of dont have a viable "settling" option, i think i just die alone.
>>35068735Damnit, now I have to go see that movie.
>>35068751This is a retarded argument because most men aren't homosexuals (ignoring that homosexuality is a defect). Not wanting to fuck a shithole or take a dick as a man is not grounds for volcelism.
>>35068751Ive been saying this for ages. They could all just be prison gay. They could even date trannies which are sort of a simulacrum of a woman. Being an incel is a choice.t. fujo
>>35068755You're like 50 nigga it's overYou also scared off the last man willing to give you a chance
>>35068741Are you me?
>>35068759I'm also very normal, I promise.
>>35068498Most people aren't looking for online only ldrMen have needs. Women have needs Proclaiming you're a better breed of human capable of more spiritual love doesn't translate into being a better partner.
>>35068739Arabic
>>35068764>my explicitly fetishized simulacrum of sexual behavior is an accurate basis for analyzing whether someone is truly without options for lovelike do you even think when you type this asinine shit
>>35068751Goats.Islam has all the solutions
>>35068761It's already out on digital, it's really good.
>>35068769WELL, Femanons???
>>35068687Extremely grim
>>35068765No I didn't. I have like 3 convos on tinder still going and a date next week.
>>35068769how does this disprove anythiing i said>>35068776in what way?
>>35068777wtf?Aren't you MARRIED? And how the heckin' are you cheating on Penguin, too?
>>35068763>This is a retarded argument because most men aren't homosexualsSo? The fact remains, they could have sex if they wanted to, they just don't want to have sex with someone they find repulsive. And it's exactly the same for femcels: they could have sex if they wanted to, but only with someone they find repulsive, so they don't. There's no difference at all.
>>35068779Still didn't meet yet.
>>35068778People who end up lonely do so for good reason.
>>35068783not alwayspretty privledge is insanely brutal and also almost entirely based on genetics we have no control overif ur born ugly, ur screwed
>>35068733Double, double toil and trouble;Fire burn and caldron bubble.Fillet of a fenny snake,In the caldron boil and bake.
>>35068785That's a very superficial and reductive outlook to have on life
>>35068786I am pretty weird. God I hated reading Macbeth.
>>35068494HAHAHAHAHA, im dead
>>35068780You're a fucking retard. Kill yourself.
>>35068783I didnt end up lonely for a good reason...
>>35068591This seems like both parties could save a lot of problems for each other
>>35068783Everyone I've dated was a feminist and also cooked, cleaned, and wanted kids. Just saying
>>35068760mail order brides
>>35068494*knee slapping*
>>35068763Women see sex with men the way men see gay sex with men
>>35068788ntacalling basic biological realities of how your looks affect your attractiveness and perception in others any form of "superficial" is perhaps the dumbest possible attitude to have, im sorry. its just patently stupid to frame it that way
>>35068796Same.
>>35068783I cook, I clean, but he should too.
>>35068799>>35068790...? are u disagreeing or do u agree and simply find the way i worded it funny.
>>35068529hating someone for having sex is odd
>>35068794How would the virgin man save me from any problems?
i want a husband..*looks to moids*
Where do I start looking for a woman that wants to dominate me and I'm the one who takes care of the house and let's her do anything she wants?
>>35068807*jumps out 3rd story window*
>>35068807Bops you on the fucking head with a rolled up newspaper
>>35068804Agree, I'm laffin
>>35068555idk, being next to a warm naked body that likes being next to your warm naked body is anti-suicide fuel
>>35068809</3 so evil, so evil>>35068810this would turn me on i think
>>35068807This is a kennel club for troubled moids. You have to choose them.
>>35068685>>35068697Sorry I'm drunk I didn't mean to be provocative
Men,Going to pop the big Divorce bubble in 2 days when I see her in person. Any advice? Can I just tell her i want a divorce and shake hands? I dont want to fight, win her back, or anything.
People younger than 25 should watch The remains of the day (1993)It captures what life is really like better than any other fiction
>>35068807sorry, i'm not american
I want a servile manic pixie art ho chattel >looks to foids
>>35068808i'm sure plenty of prostitutes would take that deal
>>35068816I've never divorced anyone but yes, I believe you're supposed to politely tell her you want a divorce.
>>35068805It's cuz it's not with him
>>35068544many men will see ugly women as simply not worth interacting with or inferior. I'm sure lots of women won't particularly looove interacting with an ugly guy, but many will at least try, and if the guy impresses her with a decent personality than they are more likely to think of you at least as a human being with some value. Lots of guys simply won't even try(so i've been told, t male)
u leave me no choice, im writing him into my fanfiction
>>35068821Can I do it over text?
>>35068823T males are honorary dicklets, solidarity is important.
>>35068816Idk man I don't know her. Only one way to know
>>35068827Probably not boss.
>>35068830There's a high likelihood she wont show up to meet. This shit sucks gents. Don't get married.
I probably shouldn't fuck a prostitute, right?
>>35068819Well don't look at me I'm just an art ho
>>35068819Can you even afford one?
Quality shit.https://youtu.be/_8ntSmka06s
>>35068823>t maleSafely discarded
>>35068833Do you have other options? What happened to sex bots and sex dolls?
>>35068683so that now you'll have the excuse that "at least you tried"
>>35068827Not a man.I might ask via text if you're already separated which it sounds like you are. Making them get dressed and come out just to dump them is humiliating.
>>35068796Feminism isn't a real deal breaker
>>35068840>Making them get dressed and come out just to dump them is humiliating.Good
>>35068816- do you have kids- have you been growing a business togetherif either is a yes, i would consult with a divorce lawyer firstthere was no convincing my ex that we should break up, "we have very different personalities, you're not happy in this relationship either, despite our efforts i can see that things are only getting worse" etcshe wouldn't have it, "but i love you~" she says today, only to throw things at me and slam doors tomorrow. vipers.
>>35068841Right but it also has nothing to do with whether a woman cooks, cleans, or wants kids.
>>35068838No other options. No interest in sex toys or what have you. It'll pass I guess.
mkultra'ing one of u into becoming my husband as we speak
How long before all the white women in Europe are forced to marry Muslims and wear hijabs and burkas?
>>35068804neither agree nor disagree, idc, it was just a very funny jab
>>35068840>>35068843Yeah been separated for a week, she asked for a longer separation - yes to kids.I just feel like a separation is already a break-up. It's not fair to either of us to put this pause button on for 6-12 months unless we both know the end is going to be divorce.And it's also a 3 hour drive so I'm basically hoping she doesnt come - finally show an ounce of effort when it's already too late.
>>35068833you're risking getting STDs and your wallet stolen.meanwhile, sex is really not interesting at all.especially pointless / detrimental if you're a virgin, on the off chance that you get with a chick that's virgin too.
>>35068846this is that avoidant-attachment shit where you flirt and yearn somewhere safely anonymous but the moment it felt real and attainable you'd get scared and retreatisn't itsorry if that was harsh
>>35068835I'm expecting a glut on the market soon
>>35068816i hope you prepped like hell in the special case that she brings hell onto you>>35068817i read the book, the dude admits it's all a lie
>>35068852can’t i just want a husband in peaceive never gotten close to having one, how can u say i will retreat from such a thing if it has never ocurred?
>>35068817wait no sorry that was another book i was thinking of, no i think i liked your book, the butler one right?
>>35068806By offering something different from the usual Chad?
>>35068856Bet. Country?
>>35068852It is
Women how different is a vaginal coom from a clitoral coom
>>35068817I've been thinking about Ishiguro. I'll read one of his books someday. People do say he's possibly the greatest living English author.
>>35068858A kind of different I don't want. I've taken two virginities.
>>35068859the best country in the worldamerica ya
>>35068854Ugh I'm such a pussy ass Lil bitch. She's not violent or aggressive but says mean shit that cuts me to my core. Or the emotional shit. I think I'm just going to put it off. Again. Fml
>>35068865What city are you closest to? I can fly out.
>>35068816>Can I just tell her i want a divorce and shake hands?How should we know?The problem is that you got the entirety of the family court system and rows upon rows of lawyers to prevent exactly that from happening. Lawyers literally have handbooks and guidelines on how to rile up women from an amicable divorce into a full blown divorce battle. Its a little known fact that fast and loose marriage is still pushed culturally because divorces are highly profitable venture, even the state gets its cut as your shared net worth is gutted to pay for it all.
>>35068836I don't know what the fuck I'm watching but I'm kind of invested
>>35068867o_o i dont wanna dox myself
>>35068468I am dating a heavier guy. He’s gained some weight since we started dating and I’ve lost a lot of weight since then. He’s still hot and absolutely my type but it’s more important to me that he at least tries to put effort in when I’ve been putting effort into improving myself. He’s not bald but seems like he will bald eventually but I love him so much that doesn’t matter to me. Sure many other women would say the same.
>>35068871Cucked again...
>>35068864>I've taken two virginitiesWhat was it like, and what about it do you not want?
>>35068857>>35068863The reason I said watch rather than read is that the film conveys the important message in a shorter time frame, it doesn't have to be something you put off forever, you could watch it this weekendBut I think it would give younger people a clearer vision of what life is really like.
>>35068873im in the mid western i thnk
>>35068850>yes to kidsa judge might decide that you have to pay child support then, depending on the age of the kids.if you can make a case that you'd be a better parent, they might give them to you, but it usually goes to the wife i hear.there are "no fault divorces" in some states i hear, but i think she would have to agree to it. so it would help to work with her (if possible) until all the documents are signed
>>35068875I don't like watching films before I've read the book (assuming it's actually a good book). I love Hopkins so ofc I'll watch it eventually. But I do need to first read the book.>>35068876So you're like the Ohio Girl who ghosted me.........
>>35068874ntamale sexual enjoyability is a skill, its an actual skill the man must perform to be deemed enjoyable and "sufficient" in a real judgmental sense. virgin men obviously lack this developed skill by definition so naturally nobody wants them and women who've been with more capable men feel a frustrating contrast once they try a virgin man.
>>35068879no im not from ohio
>>35068852The femanon special!
>>35068882But you will ghost me?
>>35068875was the maid hot in the movie? i honestly imagined her as some hag for the kicks
>>35068889i will notwhy would i do that?
>>35068861i thought they couldnt really coom via purely vaginal stuff though they say that everywhere
>>35068874First was pretty mid second was flat out terrible.It's not even the sex though it's just like, I don't have the patience for a guy to make all his first serious relationship mistakes with me when I've already dealt with it before. He should know better and the only reason he doesn't is because he has so far failed to secure a sexual partner other than me. A virgin who's a virgin for moral reasons and not inability wouldn't be interested in me.
>>35068891Gonna talk to you for five hours about my D&D setting
>>35068861clitoral is more concentrated to the genital region vaginal is more full bodied.
>>35068892Vaginal coom is technically still clitoral coom, just from the other side. The g-spot is the part of the clit you can stimulate from inside with a dick or dick substitute
>>35068894i can handle it o7
You can, it almost feels like the difference between a head high and a full body high. Vaginal feels way more intense and warm all over my body but clitoral is like fast and sharper? Idk how to describe it
>>35068901Yes yeah that's exactly it
>>35068901>>35068898how tough is it to get a vaginal orgasm? Is it mostly a "size" thing or a technique thing if u had to guess?
>>35068900Well I'm glad, somebody's got to listen to this stuff. Having said that while this has been fun I am not actually in the market for dating anyone rn as I've just been taken
>>35068504
>>35068901Man women always get the best orgasms. I've had some good sex but I've never had crying-full-body-shaking sex unlike what happens to you mfs. Fucked up.
>>35068908u probably dont have a gf ur just usng that as an excuse to reject me cuz ur mean and played w my feelings for no good reasonnot very nice of u at all, but im not surprised :/
>>35068898Which is better?
>>35068905Depends on the person but very difficult for me. I can’t get to the vaginal coom myself, can only use my toys for clit stimulation because I do think it’s about technique. When my partner uses a toy internally and thrusts with his hand very quickly is when I’ve gotten to that point. I get close with sex too but I think it’s the speed for me and that’s very hard to do without a toy
>>35068909lol anon did you really need an LLM to do this
>>35068905For me it's not hard at all but that's clearly not a universal experience. Mostly stamina and technique size just has to be within a range of like 4 to 7 inches. It's going to be easier for a 6 inch dick than a 4 inch but it's not like the 4 inch is incapable of getting me there.
Moid with big hulking muscles to tie up...
>>35068911If you're not interested in hanging out as friends then you're no better than the men who act friendly to girls but it's merely a ruse to fuck themYou would only use me
How is it that I got my pee pee sucked by my neighbors so often in Rochester, New York, but I almost never get my pee pee sucked in Mobile, Alabama?
>>35068909>Total partnersyou can't know this from the answers, 10+ could mean anything between 11 and 200
>>35068893>he should know better being with you at all is clearly a relationship mistake and anyone who should know better probably will, so your prospects aren't looking good
>>35068915I’m jealous girl @_@
>>35068917i posted abt wanting a husband, why would i be looking for just a friend, especially a friend that already has a gf, i dont have a cuck fetish like the rest of u guys
>>35068914outsourcing your thinking is the future...
>>35068916Birdanon or the crazy bpd bitch
>>35068912I would say that vaginal is stronger but it kind of depends on how I'm feeling which one I want. Sometimes I'm cool to jump into piv with no oral first sometimes I need it because I'm just not getting wet for some reason.
>>35068922I had a pithy reply but I felt mean so I deleted it
>>35068817>remains of the dayLooks like some Masterpiece Theatre bullshit for lower middle class Americans that wish they were posh rich Brit intellectuals
>>35068923Maybe it is, but it shouldn't be something we use all the time. I'm just playing but am being a little srs as well.
>>35068915What kind of technique?
>>35068927ur already being quite mean so go on with it
>>35068929It looks like the real deal to me.t. posh Brit intellectual
>>35068920Somebody has hurt feelings. >>35068921I'm sorry! If it makes you feel any better only one side of my clit is still sensitive. Damn skinny jeans.
>>35068929I think it would be cool if Americans embraced intellectualism again
>>35068933I'm sorry anonI hope you find your husband soon even though you rejected my offer of platonic friendship
>>35068913what toy is he using while he's fingerbanging you? is this toy in your ass or it's small enough to all fit in with his fingers?
Women, does your clit hang to the left or the right when you wear skinny jeans?
>>35068925Im trying out a new name. Did you like it? :)
>women wanting a husbandBait.
>>35068937i forgive u , thanks for apologizing at least
>>35068893>He should know better and the only reason he doesn't is because he has so far failed to secure a sexual partner other than me.its funny how no man no matter how hard he tries can eclipse even 10% of the sheer eugenic intuition which the average woman has by default. Not criticizing btw this is actually a compliment
Do you all stand still?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW9ImnTL2jk
>>35068941>men not being evilbait
>>35068940No because an infamous poster in the past already had that name and it's confusing
>>35068944No, I keep it real.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbMPVO8XGrE
>>35068916>BirdieSo why did you decide to become a homewrecker?
>>35068932I'm not her and am a man, but I could reliably get an ex to cum from vaginal sex by going deep but not too deep, fairly fast and at a bit of an angle upwards so I would brush against her g-spot. I'd usually start slower and get her to beg to me reach that pace and intensity.
>>35068945Mere projection.
There are men who make burping compilations of female streamers. :(
>>35068949Gay
>>35068932Biggest factor I think is being able to keep a consistent rhythm so I can work with him he's not fighting me. If he can't do that then my only option is to not help just brace myself and that's no fun for anybody. And the stamina issue. If he can only thrust at a decent speed and strength for 20 seconds at a time he's going to edge me and that'll frustrate me to the point that it takes me out of the mood and then I'll never get there with piv. To be fair to them I can't make myself cum when I'm on top it does seem hard to be the one thrusting. >>35068939Goes to the left apparently
>>35068950ur so evil it makes my eyes water and mynose burn
>>35068938Oop sorry if I was unclear. He holds this 4-5 inch vibrator and bends me over his lap and then pushes it in and out very quickly. No fingers! I just meant he manually is thrusting the vibrator to get to that intensity. It literally has me trying to crawl away in seconds it’s the most overwhelming feeling I’ve ever experienced
>>35068955Women made me the way I am. It is women's fault.
>>35068944No, it gets better as it goes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTOr4yO4wG0
>>35068939Mine is tucked into my puffy lips.
Fat fetish poster lives in Idaho btw, it's not worth it to go there.
>>35068954How long does he have to go then, any favorite positions
>>35068960do i live there or do u guys just think i live there?>>35068957theres no excuse for being evil
>>35068960Idaho was cool to look at when I drove through it but I couldn't imagine living there
Was the incident at the bank just one nut, or was it a systemic reflection of disillusionment with America's financial system?
>>35068960That one classic movie where Audrey Plaza learns how to have sex is set in Idaho so it's probably not all that bad.
>>35068960if she's there, then maybe it is worth it...not fat though :(
Good night, atoga. I hate women quite a lot.
>>35068960I wish I had my own private Idaho
>>35068967i was gonna reply ttelling u that u could just get fat but i dont want ppl to yell at me like last time
>>35068969Goodnight chud.
>>35068951There are men who watch hours of women streaming every week just for a two second clip of them bending over.
>>35068940Why do you want to be a namefag so badly? It isn't Reddit or Tumblr.
>>35068963>do i live there or do u guys just think i live there?You're on Mountain time that much is indisputable, and I think I asked you if it was Idaho and you didn't deny.
Women, is your labia sensitive? Like if he sucks and licks it, will it feel nice? Or is it just mentally nice to look at like a girl licking balls? What about your tits?
Are the fruity neighbors in The Gay Deceivers, an accurate representation of homosexual culture?
>>35068893>all his first serious relationship mistakes like what? And why does it have to be a "serious relationship" straight away?
Can you point one reason why contrarians don't deserve to be ghosted?
>>35068962It varies and it's not like I'm watching a clock but it seems like 6-7 minutes of actual sex is long enough to get me there if we've got good chemistry and I was already aroused before we started.Dick shape is a factor with positions so it's hard to give a straightforward answer but generally I like being able to bring my legs up knees to shoulders.Is any of this actually helpful to you or are you just being nosy and horny? No shade just curious.
>>35068982Nope.
>>35068978well that doesn’t leave many other options if i denyidaho and i'd feel weird if u guys knew mystate sosure im (not) from idaho wink wink
>>35068971it's fine, but i wanna be a healthy boiit's cute to see your efforts tho, idaho girl
>>35068982>They didn't automatically agree with me and I am too uncomfortable with difference of opinion so I ran away
You must modify your body and your strength with augments. So that you can become a Most Dangerous and invincible merciless soldier. You must join the War Corps.
>>35068983ntai asked you a few too and im asking bc im really insecure about my penis and my ability to "perform" and ur posts feel more honest than what most women say so idk it just feels more real to ask u i guess. also just hearing the opposite sex's experiences is kinda the reason i like this thread in general its neat
>>35068982Nope. Why be around annoying people?
>>35068987well it is good to be healthy,i just wish men could be fat and healthy at the same time, life is so unfair
>>35068979Not that sensitive. I think most of my clit nerves are deep.
>>35068982They have a high-impact journal article in The Journal of Controversial Ideas, which served as the basis for a chapter in their latest book published by PublicAffairs.
>>35068981>like what?Mostly communication issues. Sure people mature as they age but you don't get the kind of experience you need to navigate a romantic relationship from regular friendships. It's not the same level of investment or responsibility. It doesn't have to be serious right away but if I don't think it could lead to something serious why would I stay and put up with the subpar sex and inexperience?
>>35068946I didnt realize there was a history...>>35068976I like feeling like a submarine going underwater when I go anon.
>>35068983>Dick shape is a factor What kind of shapes facilitate that, is length a factor. How long is too long >Is any of this actually helpful to you or are you just being nosy and horny? No shade just curious.Yeah I'm just curious and I'll be real I'm typing with one hand
As the seed fills her skull.... God, what have I done? And what have I be-cum?
>>35068998Being a contrarian is the opposite of having controversial views. It's a basic bitch but in reverse.
>>35068877Ya I've talked to an attorney already and got the details. It's just telling her and dealing with the repercussions of her emotional meltdowns. I didnt know if I should just hold off until I'm actually done with the paperwork or if giving her a heads up is a bad move
>>35068989My poreless steel skin sheds no sweat or tears, and my veins run dry and cold. No gonads. No stomach. I know only the mission.
genders do you use any other boards?I used to be a traditional 4chan dweller but the boards I like have fallen off so hard.. at one point, I visited /adv/ and this thread for fun to gawk at people and the general board culture. Now my favorite more-traditional 4chan boards are so dead or shit that this place has become my default place on the site.
/atoga/ is a place where>1/3 of anons are virgin men looking for advice on how to find a girl>1/3 are women, 75% of which have a bodycount of 5 and up, looking for attention >1/3 are guys, most of which have a bodycount of 3 and down, looking to complain about women
>>35069000>I like feeling like a submarine going underwater when I go anon.Cluster B, Histrionic Personality Disorder?
>>35068991Well I'm glad you're entertained I like when I learn a new man fact that makes me go "ohhhhh" because it makes a bunch of shit suddenly make sense lol. If it stays hard there's hope for you. If you're genuinely that worried about it I would encourage you to do cardio lol.>feels more real to ask u I'm honest about it this is advice after all, so thank you for saying that.
>>35069010There's also a margin of people like me who just come here to shitpost song lyrics, absurd hypotheticals, and vague non sequiturs
>>35069009I have a bad habit of looking at /pol/ every now and then, and I still occasionally read /v/, /vg/ and /tg/, but most time I spend on 4chan is now spent here.
I want to vent about drama that's been going on in my life, but I feel like people involved either browse here or know someone else who browses here.
>>35069009f, i use soc and fit and i used to browse ic and gif a lot
>>35069015You have been forcibly masturbated and sodomized. Haven't you?
>>35069010>>1/3 are guys, most of which have a bodycount of 3 and down, looking to complain about womenYes that's me. It's because women are crybabies IRL and a man can't say his piece without her getting scared or bursting into tears so it's better to just shit talk them online
>>35069015For any good reason, or are you just paranoid? I can relate in any case.
Foid talk.https://youtu.be/HUiJXN2urAc
>>35069023The rumor mill seems to have already started.
>>35069010>1/3 are guys, most of which have a bodycount of 3 and down, looking to complain about womenThis isn't what brought me here, but I am guilty of having done it for a little while. She had me fucked up.
>>35068905it actually depends on the woman... for me size is important because stimulating my a spot and cervix is the most reliable way to orgasm, and it feels the best. other women might prefer g spot stimulation which an average 5 incher can hit as long as they get the upwards angle correct. i also enjoy this for sure. but it's more about technique than size overall
>>35069013Hey me
>>35069013I've come to realize that this is the most productive way to use this thread.
>>35069003*imagining you as jerry seinfeld*
>>35069009started at /b/, moved on to /int/, was kicked off to /pol/for a while posted in /fit/, and i still browse /vg/very rarely will i visit /wsg/ or /gif/M, but it probably goes without saying
>ugh anon we aren't a monolith you are stupid for complaining about all women as a whole>*sips from Stanley cup ordered from Etsy*>Loser! girls aren't some freaking like, hivemind, it's not that deep*Also Sips from Stanley cup ordered from Etsy*
>>35069030NTA but fuck Jerry Seinfeld, he had sex with literal teenagers when he was in his 30s. Gross.
>>35069002Well that makes me a little uncomfortable lol but I'll still answer the question. From what I can tell a slight upward curve is best. If it's got a severe left or right curve that's the worst. I have not found one that didn't technically fit but the 8 incher did make me throw up once because it jostled my internal organs too much so I would say that's too long. Right around 6 1/2 is the sweet spot of big but functional.
>>35069010Attention please
>all this back and forth about sex and penises blah blah blahSomeone please just discover the penis grower peptide already and put this nonsense to rest permanently, good lord.
>>35069013You forgot drunk idiots who haven't passed out yet
>Right around 6 1/2 is the sweet spot of big but functional.:D
>>35069033He should get pegged.
What's your credit score?
>>35069035Hi :3
>>35069009I literally only use this thread and /cyoag/ on /tg/I started on /b/ for a week in 2011, immediately moved to /tg/ and stayed there for a few years. Then I spent a couple of years with /lit/ as my main board, and then I turned eighteen and started using /a/ and /v/. But then /v/ slowly turned to unuseable shit and then so did /tg/ and I grew out of /lit/ because I started actually reading books.So now it's just /cyoag/ and /atoga/.
>>35069032I'll playWe're autistic women anon we don't have Stanleys. I'm drinking water out of an empty apple juice bottle as I type this.
>>35069042Yayyyyy
>>35069044>I grew out of /lit/ because I started actually reading books.lol real
>>35069045But do you own it have ever owned in the past a Stanley cup?
Girls Be honest how many of you thought the Stanley cup fad was about hockey at first?
>>35069010>>1/3 are women, 75% of which have a bodycount of 5 and up, looking for attentionWhy the desperation to farm it from atoga neets, can't they do this with supposedly better IRL men?
>>35069034>Well that makes me a little uncomfortableDon't worry this is probably the last one How about straight or a slight down curve, is 7-7.5 too much
>>35069050The poll is inaccurate because you need to account for trannies who get fucked in the ass from strangers posing as women + males voting for the girl 10+ body count option to create rage bait
>>35069050Atoga neets are easy because they get zero female attention. Fish in a bucket
>>35069046Lolz now you have to say the color of your socks
>>35069050You need to be yapped at for enrichment. I'm providing that as a free service right here, baby boys.
>>35069050they also get it IRL, but they crave attention 24/7posting in /atoga/ is a hobby, being an attention whore is a way of life
>>35069034>If it's got a severe left or right curve that's the worst.Well shit. How severe are we talking?
>>35069049No. I knew it was a brand thing the whole time.
>>35069050It’s fun sometimes to see what men that never speak to women actually say to us when they have a chance to. Like Sociological research
>>35069051>How about straight or a slight down curve, is 7-7.5 too muchniggas with >7 inch dicks be asking for anonymous approval bro its over just send the meteor we're hopeless
>>35069009i wish i was smart enough to do the home improvement or tech boards, but hard to get into w/o the money to get into those hobbies
>>35069010I maintain plausible deniability. I'm not doing anything extra to farm attention I just know I'll get it.
>>35069057>socksWhat are those?
He was raped. Wasn't he? Who did this to him?
>>35069044>I grew out of /lit/ because I started actually reading books.>So now it's just /cyoag/ and /atoga/.By that logic, you'll grow out of /atoga/ once you start ask women questions IRL
Plap
>>35069070NTAI like 4chan foids. I like 4chan people. They're weird and kinda degenerate and funny in their own way. If I wanted normalfags, I wouldn't continue coming to 4chan to begin with.
Look at me I'm a foid. I am going to date your male friend and pester him to include me into your male group/hobby. I deliberately do this to soak up attention. Once I have entered your male hobby I will convince orbiters to open the gates and allow more women into it. Oh no I am now socially tone policing the ever loving fuck out of your community and turning it into a safe, sterile and soulless community. Time to cheat on the man who invited me with another member of the community and implode it with a big drama teehee sorry about your hobby anon
>>35069051Straight is better than down.And it isn't really but it does require a warm up to not hurt my cervix when slightly smaller does not. >>35069060More than 15 degrees off and it starts to get irritating because it's not hitting the right spot it's just trying to escape out the side. It can probably be mitigated with some odd positions but idk.
>>35069055Some of us are even that easy even though we have jobs
>>35069070If anything I only started using this thread once I'd started asking women these sorts of questions IRL. But that's because that woman happened to be someone I got a crush on and I wanted advice.I mostly come here nowadays to give advice
Men, how often are you thinking sexual things about women you interact with irl? Or like a girl you see at the storeAs a woman I’m socialized to believe for my safety that I every man that goes out of his way to interact with me is trying to get something from me
>>35069068Hats for toes and feet
>>35069048No.>>35069049Why would I have even known what the stanley cup (hockey edition) was. The obvious connection is the thermoses.
>>35069073It's men who force their hobbies on women.
>>35069077MIf I see ass, I see ass. If I see cleavage I see cleavage. Rarely do I actually think or fantasize about it I just glance for a second and move on with my day.>As a woman I’m socialized to believe for my safety that I every man that goes out of his way to interact with me is trying to get something from meThat's true for any gender when you're in public. Strangers only ever want something
>>35069077not really. sometimes if i see a very attractive woman a passing thought of being with her might hit me then fade away, or I might remark "huh x looks really nice" especially if she has particularly revealing clothing on. But i think this idea of seeing a remotely attractive woman and going full grug-brain "me sex me fuck me fuck me fuck" in a way that dominates your thinking is a porn meme.
>>35069050I think I was a wake up call for one of these femanons
Welcome to Twin Peaks.Now, it's dark.
>>35069080Because women are into hockey nowadays
>>35069078Who would do such a silly thing
>>35069077Pretty often, but the thoughts in question are mild.
>>35069077If you aren't dressed provocatively, never
If you lived in Panem, do you think you would have been picked to fight in the Hunger Games?
Sorry to that anon who thought Herrera was going to win in Texas. I took it as a given too. I didn't realize that blexas was that complete.
is it weird to ask a group at a bar to sit with them? i have no friends
>>35069093I sometimes hit on girls by just taking a seat with a group of them.
>>35069087Just the normies and that gay hockey show not actual hockey. You think I have streaming services money?
>be foid, wear extremely tight leggings that are so thin it's like a second skin >Bend over in the middle of a store, lycra running so taut cheeks and panty is clearly visible you can even read the label>"Ughh fucking men and their horny minds always staring at me."
>>35069087Oh you mean because of that homosexual hockey showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FAizaEkls
>>35069090What type of clothing do you guys find provocative? I’ve been harassed for wearing shorts yet I wouldn’t consider them to be provocative
>>35069097Just watch a pirate stream like a normal cheapass
>>35069096You're a creep, if the genders were reversed, you'd be a whore.
>>35069102I don't even bother t b h I just watch a lot of YouTube and shit that's on tubi.
Wew
>>35069098What's really funny is their justification for this is that they're showing off to other women, so not only is it slutty, it's also immensely gay.
I have no idea why and when this started, but I have a constant urge to be beheaded. I see an attractive girl? I think how below I am and I need to remove my head. I meet old friends and see how far they've come and I feel the need to remove my head. its not suicide, its the beheading itself
>>35069077>a girl you see at the storeif you stick your ass in my face, i'll stare at your assbut i've already forgotten about you by the time i get home there are some girls that i occasionally think about to this day, like, strangers walking in the opposite direction that i glance at the face of for a few seconds (no asses no nothing)i think to myself "damn, she was so cute, i wonder if i should have said hi to her", but that's mostly because i'm a sucker for short hair, so no idea if we'd actually have gotten alongas for "thinking sexual things", idk if you know this, but there's porn on the internet for free
>>35069077>Men, how often are you thinking sexual things about women you interact with irl? Or like a girl you see at the storeIt's very much like that one "of course, I don't see you that way" meme. I truly do see you as just a friend/shop clerk/classmate. However, I am imagining clapping your cheeks.
>>35069092Can I ask why you two thought he had it in the bag? I even watch that guy’s YouTube channel sometimes and knew he was gonna lose.
>>35069077>personal answer, can't say it represents most guysirl women, not reallyto a woman i'm dating and crazy about, there's a very blurry overlap between me absolutely adoring her and wanting to praise and make her happy and thinking she's the most beautiful thing ever, and the idea of fucking the most beautiful thing ever and making her happy sexually. Like, if she's crying and I'm comforting her, then I think about how much I care about her, but if I think about how much I care about her, then my dick gets hard. Of course I'm not thinking about fucking her, but my body just reacts that way to how she makes me feel, so I tell gotta explain the emotional boner to her at some point.if she pushes me away though by being mean or something, it's pretty hard to. Ebbs and flow, or wtv
>>35069098Have you ever worn leggings? They're so much more comfortable than any pants it's socially acceptable for men to wear it's hard not to take advantage.
>>35069111How Gregory Berrycone of you
>>35069077less and less these daysI used to do it all the time, asnd not just sexual things. I'd run entire marriage scenarios out in my head. dates, trips and everythingnow I just try to ignore any women that arent family
>>35069101A good rule of thumb is if your clothing reveals what your body looks like naked, it's provocative. Anything that exposes cleavage, ass, crotch, thighs, midriff. This could be showing the skin (low neck tops, short skirt, extreme short shorts) or being tight around skin (leggings, tight jeans, any top tight enough to show full curve of the tits)
>>35069101if it's tight fitting, it's provocative, even if it's a full blown nikab
>>35069077Hardly ever. A stranger typically has to be dressed very provocatively (as in, I can see her underwear without looking for it) for me to think of her that way.
Ladies im a kv at 33, was 400lbs at one point and 202 as of this morning so ive got loose skin. How absolutely fucked am I for finding love this life time?
>>35069096uhh you dont even ask?
>>35069074Do you think prone would have better angles for a dick like that
>>35068652this doesnt take into account that races with smaller dicks skew the statistics due to their sheer numbersthe average is like 7 if you remove the asians and indians
>>35069075That's even worse
Is it bad I don’t want to join my gfs hobby group?
>>35069123Not a girl but well fucking done anon, you dropped 200 lbs. That's hard work and you got my respect
>>35069125With a downward dick? Probably. I don't think it'd do anything for the side leaning ones.
>>35069077Only if you're hot
>>35069129No
>>35069123M, there's operations that remove loose skin i think
>>35069123Male but you're making good progress and I'm proud of you. Even if you're not where you want to be lookswise and charismawise today, you will still be able to get there someday.
>>35069123Reframe loose skin and your weight loss as a win because it is. Overcoming challenges and having a little confidence in yourself is what is attractive to women, it’s masculine. If you keep yourself clean and dress nice and are polite, you will find a woman. Just respect her and she will respect you
>>35069131Well the answer for those is obvious
>>35069123Loose skin being gross or not, that's a genuinely fucking incredible achievement. Its extremely rare for someone that far gone to turn things around, beastmode bro
>the perfect guyfatshortbaldingpoorgamer>the perfect girlfathigh body countfeministdoesn't want kidspet owner
>>35069138>Just respect her and she will respect youdont lie to the man
>>35069101this >>35069119
>>35069143I'm not fat and my cats are dead, darn
>>35069109>What's really funny is their justification for this is that they're showing off to other womenBut anon they're dressing for themselves, honest!
>>35069138>>35069144I have to agree with this pessimistic anon. The rest is good advice, but I disagree with that last part.
>>35069128I didn't mean to imply otherwise. I've wizened up at least
>>35069145Thanks for sharing. It’s interesting because those are just the clothes that are trending for women or offered in stores. It’s so normalized that im not necessarily thinking that I’m wearing provocative clothes when I’m wearing leggings or a tighter t shirt. But maybe also thts due to being a college girl and we all dress like that I dunno
>>35069144This. Women only respect fear, anything short of that and they will have no issues nagging the man to death
>>35069149Wised up, I mean. Maybe my brain did also get wizened in the process
>>35069011Nope. No mental health struggles, really. Just a bit of depression.
>>35069147yellow toenails is a choice
>>35069133She seems upset about it
>>35069147I love women
>>35069150It's not every girl I will get those thoughts about she has to be hot too
Men and women are so ridiculous.
What do you think about the fact that a lot of swears, insults and crude phrases (dicksucker, get fucked, taking it up the ass, etc. etc.) are based on stuff that women, which are 51% of the population or something, do normally every day and ostensibly enjoy doing?
>>35069130>>35069137>>35069138>>35069141Thanks gang. depression since I was 13, did my best to drink myself to death in my 20s which is how I hit 400lbs. sober 3 years, been lifting for the last 6. Just feel like I did enough damage that I cant come back from it
bros, if we team up, we can take the chicks 2 on 1while she's manipulating one of us, the other will call her outthink about it, there's enough holes to go around
>>35069156I think the old hobbies are a lost cause, maybe something new will come up.
men, when you see misbehaved girls. do you feel like putting them in their place?
>>35069161It's more directed at men. Ie you're calling him a homosexual
>>35069165Turn your device off and go for a walk outside.
>>35069150The clothes are trending because they're optimized for attracting men. Women's fashion has always been attached to whatever has the highest % odds of making men turn their heads, whether the woman wearing it is aware or not. Women's fashion boils down to>Will it make men give me attention? I should wear it (Stacy)Or>The girl who is popular (Stacy) wears this maybe I should wear it too Then a trend starts and so on. Even makeup is designed to make people think of sex, blush and lipstick visually mimics the look of blowflow to the face after sex or orgasm (blood filled lips, reddened flushed cheeks). Sex sells and always will sell, which is OK the issue is when women act dumb and pretend they never knew what they were doing when picking out the outfit that shows ass crack or cleavage
>>35069165Not my bitch not my problem
>>35069161There are also other swears.
>>35069165I don't live in a porno.
>>35069162Keep going dude. That’s really inspirational and any girl that’s worth ur time will see that <3
>>35069161>51% of the populationmore boys are born than girlsgirls just live longer because they work far safer jobs and live safer lives swears are something guys use towards each otherpotty mouth females are all feminist witches
>>35069077I think it's actually fairly common to have lewd thoughts about girls and keeping them for yourself while you interact with them normally and do not necessarily try to get anything from them.I don't know if that will make you feel better or worse.
>>35069165This guy thinks he's going to happen upon a lemon stealing whore and get to live out some fantasy
My escort said she wants to cook for me after we fuck next time. What does it mean?
I love red lipstick
>fat fetish spammer writing in agony at the thought of Anon improving his health and regaining his confidence and turning his life around
Femanon>has the movesAnon>has the motionWhy do these two refuse to get to get together and cause a commotion?
>>35069114I just thought I had heard he was a shoe in. But I wasn't following it that closely. Maybe I was thinking of what people were saying in the primaries and thought it was about the general.I think basically every guntuber other than Ian is a retard.
>>35069165No. I find them utterly revolting.
>>35069178It means you're a fat liar
>>35069098Jesus said if you have a problem with women's bodies that causes you to be a rapist then you should gouge your own eyes out with a rusty spoon.
>>35069180lol, funny, i was busy trimming my dog's nails when he posted all that, its his life anyways.. good for him
Serious question - how tough is it to find a fully asexual girlfriend who wants and needs all of the trappings of romance with no actual PIV sexual contact? Is it realistic? Doable whatsoever?
>>35069162Good shit, and you did damage to yourself but nothing you can't come back from. Even if you can't get rid of the loose skin, your renewed mindset alone will carry you far. As for the women don't worry about it. My cousin has severe burns over 70% of his torso and legs and he still managed to get a wife and kids.
>>35069178Every guy thinks they are the exception. She likely has more money than you, she can get better guys for real, not just as clients
>>35069178She wants more of your money I think
oki femanon here and it was interesting chatting, any final quick questions b4 I go
>>35069165not western btw
>>35069178Idk do you only eat fast food/frozen food? Maybe you look like you need a warm meal.
>>35069191Wow, just because she's a prostitute? Bigot
>>35069193How big is your pp
>>35069194>not westernSpeaking of people who are revolting
There's no reason to cry, just fade away like love
>>35069188It's definitely possible
>>35069178There's something deeply sinister about escort culture. All you ever hear from them is that it's supposedly "different" like with this anon's implication, more "pure" or reasonable or whatever adjective meant to sanitize the act. But it's the exact same as the trashiest form of motel hookup with the added monstrous element of one side being routinely tricked into believing there's even a flicker of authentic passion or reciprocation from the other side to increase revenue and secure repeat business. Very dark.
moids dont realize that to truly punish a girl, they just need to take away head pats , the cruelest punishment of all
>>35069199Not a troon but they run the site so I get it
>>35069207You have a vagina?
>>35069205The strongest punishment is to ignore her. Women can stay around hot headed anger all day as long as the attention is given to her. Freeze her to death with cold silence and avoidance and she withers
>>35069193Should men kiss their girl after a blowjob?
>>35069186he also told the adulterous woman to sin no more
Momanon here can I chill?
>>35069212just plop urself down on his lap, he can’t ignore whats right in front of u
>>35069188Nigga why
post your self-help/mental health tipsmy #1 >If you have a negative self-image, and this self-image is unfortunately accurate and rational, your best interest is to fully embrace it as true and make it a part of your positive outlook. Half-way acceptance and surface-level copes only serve to keep mental wounds open and to keep your mind in a permanently anxious state of uncertainty.
>>35069209No I just have a huge pp and wear provocative leggings in public and know what vaginal cooming feels like
>>35069161it's great that women are so hot
>>35069216And then tell her>Ow what the fuck you are so heavy. Did you gain weight?!Foid destroyed. Because the second way to make sure she stays down is to make her feel ugly, ugly & ignored is the one two combo to defeat any foid
>>35069216One of the things that makes a man a man instead of a boy is his ability to ignore this.
>>35069213Yeah it’s hot as fuck when ur mouth is all icky and then he pulls u up to make out. It’s not gay either
>>35069215Stop larping
>>35069154Depression doesn't usually make people into attention-whoring twats like you. Sounds more like mania.
>>35068999>but you don't get the kind of experience you need to navigate a romantic relationship from regular friendshipsLike what. Also I very often get the impression that its simply incompatibility or an expectation for the guy to mold himself to your needs, projected onto his inexperience. A relationship is two people finding common ground, not one lambasting the other for "mistakes". Regardless of experience level.Overall the exact same talking points you read on reddit. >why would I stay and put up with the subpar sex and inexperience?Why would I want a woman who only "puts up" with me to stay around? After all, the inexperience thing has been resolved, and the whole problem will at least be a lot smaller with the next woman if not outright gone.
>>35069213MYes
>>35069165maybe if she were *mine*
>>35069218That's also a cope, just stronger, and ultimately less rational. But not my problem.
>>35069218i think this tip will only work for men but sometimes it is okay to cry alone in ur room for like 5 mins when ur sad, u almost always feel better afterwards >>35069222the least bf material atoga moid to ever exist>>35069223careful, she might start trying to undress u if u keep ignoring her
>>35069218>self-help/mental health tipsmy IQ is at least 1 standard deviation above average, meanwhile half the population is below averageodds are, when people disagree with me, it's because they're dumberthus, i'm likely right, and they're likely wrong
>>35069226Ok but I have in fact have had humans coming out of my vagina sooooI'll just head out
>>35069232>the least bf material atoga moid to ever existThank fucking God for that. If I were in the same league as atoga I'd have big problems
biological sexdefine "love"
>>35069220So you're also a tranny? I'm confused.
>>35069215Are you still lactating? Can I suckle for a while?
>>35069236MThe choice of self sacrifice.
I was watching a video of these two white girls blowing a black guy with tattoos and their colored tongues and constant fidgeting with their mouths led me to believe that they were on drugs. I love porn.
>>35069231I fail to see how embracing factual truths about oneself is irrational in any meaningful sense of the word, please explain???
>>35069236fhim treating me like his puppy
>>35069237No sorry sarcasm
>>35069234Considering how Swiss/bv/elf act the moms here really don't have that good of a standing
>>35069236MComplete trust and faith in another person and a commitment to being someone they can also have complete faith and trust in.
>>35069236Mthe unselfish, loyal, and benevolent concern for the good of another
>>35069236MIf you want an actual, logically defensible position, I would argue the ultimate and truest form of love is something akin to absolute compassion.
>>35069245would you wear a leash at home if he wanted you to?
>>35069235He says, mingling with the people on atoga
>>35069244There are no truths about you. You wish to be someone better and it's possible, but you just gave up.
>>35069252100% i already own a collar, i'd love to wear a permanent/ locked one that only he has the key to
>>35069236MNo idea
>>35069253>He says, mingling with the people on atogaIf you count making abusive posts for fun and getting catharsis from reading posts from trainwrecks is mingling then yes
wheres a good place to meet russian americans? id rather not go to russia right now
>>35069258Brooklyn
>>35069257You're in the same hole as us lil bro
>>35069255O_O ... would you wear a tail butt plug?(why is the fat and balding anon not going for you???)
>>35069254This is sentimental projection which fundamentally misunderstands what was said in my post, your reading comprehension is the issue here.
>>35069257What do you think the rest of us are doing? Kek.
Do you ever worry about the things that have become an every day event on /atoga/?
>>35069239Not currently but I'm pregnant and my boobs are huge rn.
>>35069254>There are no truths about youWhat does this shit even mean
>>35069266no, i'm a tourist passing by
>>35069254Nta but to become better it's worth accepting the foundation you are working with. The best approach to stop being a zero is to start from zero, that means accepting your shit position but working with it and building out of it.
>>35069258prison
>>35069257Oh, anon. lol
>>35069268Wanna do it?
>>35069258New York Shitty
>>35069262i'd stick with basic clip on tails at first but if he wanted me to try a plug, i'd do it for him.>(why is the fat and balding anon not going for you???)i think he’s just a larper
>>35069261>>35069265>>35069273What? I can't help it I see spergs trying to larp as humans and I need to throw rocks. You telling me that's what you're all doing too?
>>35069271Your approach is good but it's not perfect, there are better approaches.
>>35069266I worry I made the thread shittier by posting here over the last year.
>>35069268>Excuse me, maam. Been a nice night, ain't it? Sorry to pull you over, but we're gonna have to see those tits of yours before you can go on ahead.
>>35069269Nothing, it's semantic hand waving that dummies use to avoid any concrete admission of a shared, coherent reality to discuss things over. >im too stupid to do this extremely cognitively demanding, competitive job. that sucks>"well, there is no such thing as "stupid", you're just not looking at it the right way."just endlessly useless word-twisting to avoid the actual substance of a discussion.
>>35069276No
well, there you have it >>35069236>male definition of loveself sacrifice, complete trust, concern for the good of another, absolute compassion>female definition of love*crickets.....*, anyone who treats me like a bitch
>>35069280The absolute biggest sperg attribute is thinking that you’re any different or better than the other spergs you choose to hang around.
>>35069284>oh is that a new rule? Oh it is? Ok officer whatever you say
>>35069280I actually come here mostly to shoot the shit with anons and answer questions, but I'm throwing a rock at a sperg right now. Fucking moron lol.
>>35069236M. It's like an erection but in your soul.
>>35069278literally wife material :(
>>35069288Men can also take the easy route of being the puppy but don't want to.
>>35069280this is the kind of shit kiwifarms psychopaths say to deflect from criticism about their pathetic lives. Very dishonest and desperate tbqh
>>35069297Well said, fuck this faggot.I'm sure we've all been guilty of this loser shit at one point or another, though.
>>35069236F,Love is patient, love is kind. A woman was made by God to be his helper.In a nonbiblical, realistic sense, I believe love is devotion, faithfulness, and a bond between two people. The bond that weathers the storm, lifts up the other person.I dont think love is self-sacrificing, but it does mean acceptance of the other person in their current form - but encourages eachother to grow into the people they want to become. Together.
>>35069288>self sacrifice, complete trust, concern for the good of another, absolute compassionhim treating me like his puppy would mean these things for me as well>>35069295are u proposing :0?
>>35069280We're all throwing the same lumps of shit at each other spergbro
>>35069302spotted the one female virgin
>>35069308No im the preggo xD preggo whose husband cant make her cum
>>35069288It is pretty funny that we can see how many women were reading based on the bodycount poll vs how many had an answer for this question.
>>35069302>I dont think love is self-sacrificingnta, would you say it can be?
>>35069297I initially browsed in earnest and tried to post meaningful and thought provoking questions for both genders. Instead every other thread was meltdowns, bipolar manic nudes posted, cheating namefags bragging about betraying spouses or abandoning kids or fucking their cousins I am certain I am not the psycho
>>35069311the thought of not being able to make my wife cum makes me want to never have sex scary
>>35069286You're no fun!
if i had a husbadn i'd always cum for him
>>35069302Malest hands to have ever typed with their calloused fingers and dirty nails
>>35069312>nothing about going to sea
>>35069302>I dont think love is self-sacrificingFor God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.- John 3:16
>>35069304i would never take you away from your future fat hubby (tho i wish i could, ur a cutie)also, on the opp side of the states from the potato state, alas
>>35069302>christian>does not see love as self-sacrificingwhat the fuck am i reading bro
>>35069316>i’m not the weird one>i just only fit in with the weird ones>this makes me completely normal>unlike the rest of you
>>35069325but why can’t u be my future fat hubby..distance means nothing if our hearts are meant to be
>>35069315I think part of relationships has sacrifices (more like give and take) but if you completely lose yourself in the process then what is there to love?>>35069317You dont have to worry about that because it sounds like you'd try, learn, get better. It's 50% my fault for not asking/demanding standards.
>>35069327It's pickme attention whoring shit man. She's late to the "God fearing wife" party anyway, that trend has passed
>>35069323Moby Dick is an awesome book. I wish you could still just stroll up to the docks in Manhattan and spend a few months working out all day going from port to port. I wish I could confidently and safely dive off the deck of a sailing ship and swim in the open ocean on a slow day with no wind.
>>35069330Come on man you say that but look at the post below yours. You're comparing me to that?
>>35069316>I come here to act like a belligerent mentally ill idiot>That makes me not mentally ill, because other people have other illnesses
>>35069324God could manifest a greater love than I could manifest because God is greater than I am.
>>35069316You're being a little abnormal about how normal you are is all we're saying brosephus. Methinks the lady doth protest too much type shit. fr ong.
>>35069319My boobs are too sore for dat :( and it's been a bad week
>>35069336i can see u typing this yk
>>35069320Teach yourself how to squirt and have a breast orgasm for your future man.
If I had a wife I'd make food from her milk. Yogurt cheese ice cream etc etc
>>35069341I guess that's true maybe I am coming off that way. Thanks for the reality check
>>35069342Ok, ok we can snuggle, order take out, watch movie. I know this is a lot for you.
>>35069327Yall probably right. >is female therefore is in atoga seeking attentionMaybe i can better tell you what love ain't>staying with an asshole and sacrificing your mental health because you "love" him
>>35069331cause i dunt wanna be fat, as it'd make me unhappyand if u ended up with me, u wouldn't be the happiest you could be since im not fat. And if i didn't make u super happy then it'd make me real sadyou have a very sweet puppy heart, im a sucker for cute things. You'll def make a guy happy one day
>>35069280
>>35069353lol you're welcome. Being an asshole online is intoxicating.
>>35069334>Yo, Ahab! Bruh why you chasing a big dick? Shouldn't you be chasing pussy? ffs
>>35069332>completely lose yourselfAh yeah that's much more extreme than I assumed you meant.
need small penis fetish gf even if she's hard to find
>>35069359It really is I've been meaning to stop and try to abuse AI instead but it keeps folding and agreeing with me
Women, say a guy knows how to make you squirt. Would you like him less if he wants to drink all of it?
>>35069350>credit score mentioned???
>>35069358I get that I'm supposed to side against the lemonade hater here but it just makes him seem gigabased
>>35069355I just want sushi and beer and I cant have it >_<
>>35069357its so sad that we arent meant to be, u seem very kind maybe future u will get fat somehow, or i'll get my fetish brainwashed out of me somehow
>>35069370>I just want sushi and beerSame bruv...
>>35069260>>35069277should i go to russian places or are they all over the place?
>>35069365This nigga lmao
>>35069178>My escort said she wants to cook for me after we fuck next time. What does it mean?She wants you to hang around so she can charge you for an extra hour.
>>35069258I met one in Taipei. Unsure you can strike that gold twice however
>>35069373<3 *muah
>>35069356You are though, your first post was literally calling for attention to yourself >>35069215
>*Rubs my fat fucking belly*Heuurgh... Fuck my stomach is so fucking FAT *Pats my beer belly like a retard beating a drum*Eeurgh ughh my fat fucking male stomach is full of PISS. I wish a fat obsessed foid could rub it better
>>35069350Is any of this supposed to be positive?
>>35069363try a midget i guess
>>35069365KEK
>>35069203Actually all you fucken ever hear from them is angst that they fell for a client and he turned out to just want to fuck them not want a relationshipWell, that and a lot of "really I'm more like a therapist" which I guess is what you mean so hmm
>>35069384r u confusing fat fetishposter (me) for the piss fetish girl lol
>>35069375They don't want you saar
>>35069378Remember, he’s supposed to be the normal one.
>>35069203It's a dark world. If you're not desired by females, paying for it can replace that void if even just for an hour.
>>35069365You must go outdoors young man
>>35069386surely it cant be that unrealistic
>>35069390he is trying for a threesome
>>35069366No thats hot
>>35069362Yeah i took it a bit too extreme. Had that taken that tradwife mentality a bit too literally and 3 years later I'm on 4chan attention-whoring. I didnt think that's what I was doing but I realized it totally is right on the fucking money.
>>35069365I broke an ai by trying to get it to agree that redditors need to be slaughtered like the diseased pigs they are, try that.
>>35069397i would never share my fat moid w another girl..mine only, sorry
>>35069077>Men, how often are you thinking sexual things about women you interact with irl? Or like a girl you see at the storeThinking about it? Pretty much all the time. Considering acting on my thoughts? Almost never.
>>35069396Dang, I have a chance with zoomer moids?
>>35069383Yes I am agreeing with you. That wasnt sarcasm.
>>35069404Well fuck
>>35069399Dang. Sorry to hear that. I'd say I hope you're in a better place, but you're here.
>>35069369Whining is so gigabased
>>35069405https://nypost.com/2026/11/05/health/the-real-average-penis-size-both-length-and-girth/The official stats are in. How do you fair, moids?
>>35069408Yes.
>>35069396Why tf are gay niggas watching lesbian porn?
is the riskof pregnancy lower if his penis is small?
>>35069409I'm one of the certified big dick anons so I'm sitting pretty
>>35069409Why did you reply to me
>>35069408It's only whining if the voice is high pitched
>>35069409Slightly bigger than average.
>>35069375Brighton Beach is the largest Russian (and Ukrainian) speaking community in the Americas. You'll trip over Russians. I'm assuming you're looking for women, so I'll leave you with two more tips. Russian diaspora women have the habit of wearing dark colored and earth toned clothing with lots of very shiny accessories. They're like magpies. Imperial Russia prided itself on its high culture. The Soviet Union prided itself on taking that in the form of opera, classical music, the fine arts, literature, drama, and poetry to the masses. Be prepared to have more intellectual conversations with them. Bonus points if you have a favorite opera (Carmen is too pedestrian; Mozart is acceptable), work of Russian literature, poet (nationality is not as important), artist, and European art movement.
video games are to men what make up is to women
>>35069407Yeah it's really crazy rn but I think/hope I'm making the right choice
>male hobbiessports and first person shooters>female hobbiesdrama and things i've never heard of>50/50comedy and music
>>35069422These are acceptable terms.
>>35069422replace video games with porn and makeup with social media
>>35069422No lying and posturing is to men as make up is to women. Men will tell half truths or exaggerate facts of stories to make themselves seem competent and it has the same function as a woman's make up it's to hide ugliness
>>35069428I think lying and posturing is to men as lying and posturing is to women desu. What an amusingly ironic post you just shat out.
>>35069433There's no reason for a woman to exaggerate her achievements if she's trying to attract a man they mostly lean on their looks to do the heavy lifting
I ignore every post that says "moids". It's lame to disrespect men like this after we gave you equal rights. Grow up.
I wish men's fashion had more variety.
>>35069419Lol
>>35069416I didn't mean to, I'm sorry
>>35069439sorry sir :[ pls forgive me
: )
>>35069446Plap
Does anyone else have a cat who likes sleeping on their bum?
>>35069451ew screw off moid
>>35069437>Teehee I'm a virgin and have never had a bf I've only been on 3 first dates! this is the kind of shit he means you dumbass
>>35069453One of mine likes to sleep by my legs and feet, but the other one will sleep on my side if I'm also sleeping on my side.
>>35069366I think it would be hypocritical of me to be judgemental lol
>>35069453My cat is dead now. I miss her very much.
>>35068483This felt slut shame-y
The hardest laugh I ever had was on Habbohotel this guy was trying to sexually harass a female user by typing*Fks u from behind* and she got weirded out and after arguing she moved her avatar away from his where he couldn't stand behind her and he typed *my cok stretches 7 tiles across the room and fks u*
>>35069453>large mirror>pet>pink bagimplies F>empty room>baggy clothes>pulled curtainsimplies Mthe cat is hairless, a female would have gotten a hairy cat and lived in squalor from it. so it's a guy. final answer
>>35069453Cute bum, ugly cat, cat thinks ur butt is comf
>>35069437I don't know what to tell you other than the fact that women have lied about their achievements, their circumstances, their values, their relationship status, the things that stand between them and their goals and their opinions of me to my face many times.I still don't think women are inherently prone to posturing and lying to make themselves look better, something you ironically did in the post that started this idiotic conversation I'm having with you.
>>35069441Russians are arrogant. Amongst American diaspora communities this manifests as a 2intellectual4u exterior.
>>35069459I am so sorry :( >>35069457Mine also sleeps on my side! Too cute>>35069464Incorrect!Excuse the squalor.. I just moved
>>35068999>failed to secure a sexual partner other than meSounds like you already went into the relationship with the attitude that you're either dating the trash other women, didn't want , or an incompetent retard. So I assume you're looking for flaws already and preemptively henpeck him because his own lifestlye and wishes clearly have no merit and are just virginal nonsense, right? Ultimately you find eonough flaws and the henpecking doesn't work, so you quit.>>35068999>if I don't think it could lead to something serious why would I stay and put up with the subpar sex and inexperience?Which begets the question why you would want a relationship with him at all. Hes a loser in your eyes, and the sex sucks, so why even do it? This smacks of having a relationship just to not be alone, and the prattle of people who engage in this sort of thing is best disregarded, as are the people themselves. As usual, the mistake is being with a woman who isn't actually into you. Now the question is, why would anyone
>>35069460ashamed by reality are we
>>35069453She preferred the thigh crevasse I had to sleep like a mummy lol and her brother liked to steal my pillow. My mom's dog does this though.
>>35069474Yep
>>35069461lol
men would u let a femanon be the big spoon in bed
>>35069460The second poll had more votes and might make you feel less slut shamed
>>35069470Yeah that's the thing, they're pretentious. They like to larp but they aren't really much smarter than you. It's kind of a 3rd world posturing mentality to make themselves seem better than everyone else And the young ones don't even bother with all that. They're as vain and materialistic as western ones, perhaps even moreso, again owing to the 3rd world mentality of "don't have enough, gotta have more" Will vary depending on level of WesternizationSource am Russian westerner
>>35069485yesone time i slept facing away from my ex, and the next day she bitched at me "why did you turn your back on me last night blah blah blah"
Slavs...
>>35069483I'm a bird person, if the birds don't trust you , then I don't trust you either. >>35069485no
>>35069493y not>>35069489she sounds interesting
>>35069471Are you the mom
>>35069485only 50% of the time.
>>35069489Sounds horrible. Hope you broke up with her immediately?
>>35069490What’s up?
>>35069483Anon do you want blue?
>>35069494Because the birds dont like you >>35069483
>>35069503some ppl mistake me for male irl so maybe the birds might actually like me
>>35069471>Mine also sleeps on my side! Too cuteIt's great. I usually wake up to him staring at me from there or my chest.
Is there any femanon here who has a nice pair of tits and a nice big soft ass?
>>35069501Just thinking about old shit!
>>35069217i dont want to have to deal with being good in bed or needing to compensate for my penis or all that. it just seems like a big headache and its not what im realling trying to get at anyway.
Just had therapy fuck it’s so embarrassing
>>35069514Haha get owned. I need to go too.
>>35069509Cuck
>>35069502Swiggity swooty?
Ladies, when was the last time you got cracked?
>>35069514>go to therapy>ultimate advice is just "dont think about it like that"having real material problems makes therapy retarded at least for me. not to mention uncomfortable and unpleasant to actually perform
>>35069514What'd you tell him niqqa
>>35069518Not really.
Bro who the fuck is al dente and what's he got to do with my pasta
>>35069519ReminderWomen like cats because cats act like men, but are womanhandablehttps://youtu.be/r8WNW-Y7xkc
>>35069526If you want to piss him off, break your spaghetti in half before boiling.
is it worth trying to grown my own psilocybin mushrooms? i live with my mom so idk how i'd do it stealthily. should i do the shoebox method? maybe i just won't do it at all lol.
>>35069527If a man hates cats, but not kittens (if that matters) does that mean he hates himself?
>>35069419thanks. i just broke up with a russian girl and you described her perfectly lmao. i need a new one
>>35069529>im living with my mom>should i start growing psychedelic drugssurely you see the issue with your trajectory here
>>35069527May I pet you mr kitty?
>>35069530Could be
>>35069521I did it earlier today with a foam roller.
>>35069536
>>35069529You're better off just buying mushrooms from somebody.
>>35069539I think this is totally me, except I am a cunt bitch when treated like trash? Otherwise I'm probably too people-pleasing/nice
Ngl I cooked with the baby oven line
i love doing laundry
>>35069529I was just thinking about growing shrooms too lol
How about you grow your fucking money you virgin
>>35069548Cunt botches like you will always find a reason to be a cunt bitch.
>>35069543Doesn’t count. Im talking about a dick getting inserted inside you
>>35069551I hate folding it. It just stays in the hamper
How is the fitting way of life?
either genderare u excited for the upcoming holidays?which one are u most looking forward to?
>>35069554And boys like you will always find a reason to blame women for your problems
>>35069559Hannukah
>>35069559Shut up
>>35069565shalom! do u guys still celebrate thanksgiving?
>>35069559Fat fetish chick needs a good spanking
I have spend 3800 dollars on alcohol this year
has anyone mastered the art of period-fu?woman are controlled by their hormones for over half the days of any given month.if you knew when hers starts, you could use that to your advantage.
>>35069562When my only problem is cunt bitches, yeah i think i can blame women.
Girls, if I'm traveling, I pretty much only want to go to theme parks. I don't really want to spend my money seeing the Eiffel Tower or going to Coachella. Theme parks are fun, I like roller coasters. I mostly like to be at home, but I do love going to theme parks. Would you date a man like me?
>>35069569ur probably right, i think i bombed another exam just today U_U>>35069571youre going to get stomach cancer if you dont dial it back
>>35069572Women how do you not kill yourselves over this
>>35069574Have you ever talked about anything else here
>>35069559I like Christmas time just for the atmosphere.I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving because I was making devious plans for it all day.
>>35069527https://youtu.be/jm2-ppVFx3sI know I've only been posting videos in here today, but I swear this one is relevant.
>>35069575Yep. If you’ve enough booty cheeks they need to be slapped. You’re being annoying again
going on a date tonight with a guy thats never had a gf. its our third date and im his first ever romantic interest, hes 26 and im 24. im way more experienced and want to kiss him and more. but hes pretty shy and awkward. how do i handle this i really like himwhats the chances he rejects my advances here
>>35069580>devious plans for it all day.go on>>35069582ive been on fairly good behavior lately wdym? D:
>>35069517Go>>35069522Everyone has real material problems I just don’t know how to cope with feeling anything slightly negative>>35069523Fuuuuck it don’t matter
Hey guys. Hope today was bearable for you.
>>35069583Just kiss him ffs
>>35069573If everyone in your life is a cunt, do you ever wonder if you're the common denominator? Either way, I'm not trying to antagonize you. Im just speaking from a place where the man is in fact an asshole and so it makes me the cunt no matter what I do, say, dont do, dont say. He hates women and he hates me.
>>35069568We have our own version called Thanksgoyim
Kinda vibe where you're trying to fix a car with a buddy and you both think you know more than the other about fixing cars but you don't say it and in reality neither of you know shit
>>35069488This also makes them easy to win over if you can keep up with the baseline bullshitting about art, classical music, and poetry, especially since most Russian guys aren't as into working out and culturally tend to lack the polite machismo stereotypical on the Southern and Western US. It also means they're really bad at hiding it when they're trying to play games.
>>35069583Just tell him you want him to fuck you. Make convo sexual he will get aroused and loosen up
>>35069583I always get secondhand embarrassment from virgin dudes, damn nigga kiss her
>>35069574If he doesn't make me go with him maybe
All I want is for flirtatious brown Mexican women to sexually pursue me
>>35069584My annual Thanksgiving tradition is to make the most pathetic meal possible for myself, take pictures of it, and then send it around to people casually while wishing them a happy Thanksgiving. I had three ideas for this time, from most to least believable, least to most pathetic:>1: a Banquet turkey meal with peas and mashed potatoes, and a Sprite Cranberry>2: a few slices of deli turkey, a microwaveable instant mashed potatoes cup, and a Sprite Cranberry>3: a Kid Cuisine and a Sprite Cranberry
>>35069588You pussy. What is it
>>35068713>describe a "settle down" worthy FIn no particular order:-likes animals-willing and able to wait until marriage for sex-introverted enough to prefer to live in a cabin in the woods over the city or suburbia-generally shares my values-no tattoos or piercings-likes me back
>>35069588>GoI wheel. I'm looking into EMDR therapy.
I want a Northern English gf
>>35069593What are you thanking the goyim for. They should be thanking you
>>35069589Thanks anon, likewise. It wasn't half bad. Weather was a little gloomy for my liking.
>>35069583Tell him you want to kiss and possibly have sex be direct.
>>35069600interesting, not what i was expecting lol, r u wanting them to feel bad, invite u over, then u can hang out w them? not a bad idea if thats the case
>>35069559Mi always like christ mass, but dinner with my family is such asswhy can't i just listen to songs on my own? instead everyone chats while i stare at my phone no, i won't be holly nor jolly, /atoga/, i'll most likely be thinking of santa's elf chicks doing yoga
>>35069605You would become the King in the North
>>35069610No, I just think it's funny as hell. A coworker suggested I do the Fancy Feast turkey & gravy but I'm not that far gone yet.
>>35069612Dudes will be like this and wonder why they don't have a gf
>>35069614r u gonna show atoga what u end up going with when the time comes?surely thanksgiving meal posting isnt a warnable offense
Watch this brilliant joke get no yous
>>35068713MSettle down worthy:8/10 face or higherNice bodyNo baggage from prev relationships Pleasant personality Is really attracted to me sexually
>>35069617Probably not. I just outed the entire plan. I'll just answer the "what did u eat today" question when you ask it.
>>35069620ok i will set an alarm in my calander to not forget
>>35069598Every roller coaster trip needs a designated bag holder
>>35069600Bro, this self-flagellation is kinda cucked, it makes me feel cringe, not kek
What is this place? Why do you people use it to plot heinous acts of gay rape?
>>35069559Looking forward to Christmas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS3uHVlzew
>>35068713Male>she likes me>i like her>she isnt remotely resentful or let down by my looks or dick sizeNot that these arent entitled, they are. But I just cant imagine being with someone where these arent met
>>35069524This is basically one step away from calling your cock a useless clitty and locking it away in a cage
>>35069559https://youtu.be/EXIn-olOw5M
>>35069600I am a literal masochistic fetishist and this level of indulgent self-punishment feels dramatic and corny to me, good lord man. You are not important enough to be worth punishing like this.
>>35069624It's not self-flagellation this time, I still treat myself to a proper meal, it's just funny to make it look like I'm some kind of fucking psycho that eats bullshit and thinks it's exquisite.
>>35069583Poor settler guy... I might end up like him, if I become desperate enough
What are your opinions on the Council on American-Islamic Relations? Do you consider them terroristic, as at least one Muslim government does?
>>35069632Sorry, see >>35069633Last year I did the Banquet TV dinner thing, but then I made tacos and frito pie later. It's just a fun thing. My coworkers understood the joke so I'm surprised atoga doesn't.
>>35069628those are disgusting words and you have a disgusting, sick mind. Dont project onto me plz
>>35069605It's Grim Up Northhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XLWEjN9eI
>>35069605
>>35069639Oh shit KLF mention in atoga?
>>35069637This is so funny you have no idea
>>35069633>>35069636At best, I'd think you were a pathetic masochistAt worst, I'd assume you're insulting me by displaying what you think I consider to be tasteful
>>35069643you being a pervert homosexual isnt very funny im sorry to say
the real question is, do u guys really think ur above kid cuisine..
>>35069632>this level of indulgent self-punishment feels dramatic and corny to me, good lord man. You are not important enough to be worth punishing like this.Tripfags, amiright?
>>35069648Never been a fan desu. I prefer other juvenile frozen slop
>>35069218MDrink. Find your sweet spot, stick to it, occasionally take break days when you know that you'll have low-stress days where you can avoid doing much. Drunkenness is like a psychic shield that wards off depression.
>>35069648not american. looks good, and i'd try itbut feeding this to kids though is begging for obesity
>>35069648I remember when I was a kid my parents forced me to watch a PSA video about how Kid Cuisine was evil because it promoted crass commercialism and taught kids to be emotionally distant from their families or something. This was back in the days when everyone was comfortably bored so they had nothing better to do than engage in frivolous moral panics.
>>35069654do u at least have lunchables where ever u r from?
>>35069653So I'm supposed to have a low baseline of alcohol in my blood at all times
You're strange. Insane. One thing you can never change.
>>35069623No then
>>35069658Not all of the time, but most of the time
>>35069218>Go outside and exist around other people somewhere every week>Do not cheap out on pillows and mattresses, and get enough sleep at roughly the same time most days>Stretch>Drink water>Don't eat like a complete retard all the time>Drugs and alcohol in moderation>Do not spend most of every day on the internet
>>35069656nomaybe it's on the shelf of some big supermarket chain. but i've never been aware of anyone eating this either
>>35069648Is Kid Cuisine what they served on Little St. James Island?
>>35069645I didn't ask.
Femanons I have to go touch myself
I want to see super saiyan 4 saiyan girls before I leave this world so many cuty monkey girls then I can pull their tails, stroke them, get hit by them, get a tailjob, pull tail, pull tail, pull tail!
Girls, do you like old movies?
You will have Space Sex in Zero Gravity. Your pocket rocket will blast off for Space Sex on a SpaceX rocket.
>>35069668Do you have any thoughts about the Russian guy on /pol/ who feels very strongly about women with tails?
Femanons (and Femcels) have you ever been approached by a Chad? Or something close to a Chad?How did it go?
>>35069670sorry, bro, no women want to go to space
>>35069669not reallythe oldest movies i ever willingly watched was from 1989, the first (and only good) punisher movie, the guy in it is so hot
>>35069633>it's just funny to make it look like I'm some kind of fucking psycho that eats bullshit and thinks it's exquisite.Bruh
>>35069624>>35069632>>35069650samefag
How long should I wait for a guy to let me into his apartment? I messaged him I’m here 20 minutes ago and still nothing
>>35069667When I think about you, I touch myself
>have gf>have sex with gf>notice that sometimes she doesn't smell the best down there>seems to happen once or twice a month>not her periodIs there anyway I can bring this up to her without making her feel like shit about herself?
>>35069676GURRRRL...Thomas Jane is the best Punisher (no homo).
>>35069680Uh was he expecting you
>>35069680give him a call
>>35069671A furry tail dildo will be used to sodomise your anus and induce a prostate orgasm.
>>35069676dang, you're missing out on a lot of really great movies. the 70s and early 80s saw the releases of most of my personal favsi can't really watch many movies older than the first godzilla movie (1954) and easily stay invested, admittedly
>>35069668a couple of qts did fusion dance right in front of me. I blacked out and woke up here sigh
>>35069680You shouldn't wait long but you could've bypassed waiting by sending 2-3 texts"Hey, I'm here""Are you coming to get me?""Hey I've been waiting awhile I'm going to head out in 5 in case you got busy"
>>35069678>>350696782/3
>>35069676Why?
>>35069680>>35069685I fear that a Sex Attack will happen.
>>35069676I thought 2004 Punisher was decent. You don't think so?
>>35069236Contractually agreeing to better each other's lives with presence, consistency, and honor.
>>35069680His other bitch has to leave first
>>35069680gg
>>35069685Yes he said come around 9 earlier this afternoon>>35069687Maybe but I don’t like calling
>>35069692fucking lmaoWhy would you even post this at that point, bro just don’t even answer
>>35069674Husband is a chadlite- it was great until it wasnt. Im a Becky and I think he feels like he could've done better if he didnt get babytrapped
>>35069680damn... you should have left at 10 mins.You must be hella thirsty.
>>35069695Nothing from the early 2000s was decent. Not music, and definitely not movies.
>>35069682finger her crotch area before you go down on her, give it a smell and if it's intolerable just dick fuck her and shower together after
>>35069703Becky tier is still good... just saying.
>>35069705Now that's just being hyperbolic.
>>35069682Do you cum in her? Do you wash your penis?If you cum in her during sex then it is your fault. Even if you don't only arrive at sex after immediately dipping your cock in peroxide and then washing it with dish detergent, it's still your fault that she smells if you have too much sex. You are ruining her flora.
>>35069702>’Just clarifying the truth
>>35069669Yeah
>>35069682ideally buy some kinda "intimate gel" or whatever that kind of liquid soap / shampoo is called then tell her you wanna shower togetherwash each other / have sex and then tell her she's hotter when she smells clean or something like thatalternatively, watch american psycho with her, there's one awkward scene where the main character tells a prostitute to wash her general before they have sexmaybe she figures it out, or maybe it would only make you seem like a phycho if you tell her to do it one day, so who knows
>>35069710Holy shit you actually think Daredevil and King Arthur were good movies. Let me guess, you also think Kiera Knightley had any real acting talent? Jesus fucking Christ.
GenderWhat is your least favorite movie of all time? Preferably one that you actually sat through.
>>35069712did you fat thumb your keyboard again?
>>35069682It's probably normal hormones. If it's happening consecutively for a week then let her know "I have something to tell you, and I dont know how to say this but you smell differently and it makes me uncomfortable giving you head." She might not even react but if she does take it the wrong way then apologize for hurting her feelings and explain it was something you would want her to tell you about
>>35069680Ever think of knocking?
>>35069669Old movies? You mean, like, Harry Potter?
>>35069717Mtie between High Fidelity and LXG but I didn't make it through either
>>35069703Is there still a strong bond, or?
>>35069682She’s been skipping her “everything shower”.
>>35069717M, the 2019 movie Cuck was the worst movie I ever watched. Felt like a bad Chuck Palahniuk knockoff.
>>35069718Just clocking your presence, ENTJ
State gender and post four good movies from the 2000s.M
>>35069717MThe Minecraft movie
>>35069674Once by a real Chad who I think only came back more than once because I could deepthroat him. I can attract chadlites more regularly but probably can't keep them.
I agree with Shane Gillis on foids dressing like whores. I already have whore fatigue from every bitch showing off their ass on social media for cheap attention. My neurons are now activated by the girl in just sweatpants and a simple sports shirt at the gym. Being modest is now hot in a sea of whores.
When we kissed, I noticed you had a man's semen on your teeth. Who's? Were you trying to get me to ingest another man's semen by kissing me?
>>35069684i havent watched more than 5 mins of any other punisher film so i can’t really speak on the other actors' performances, but going off of aura and looks alone, i think 1989 is superior >>35069689call me a zoomie but i really find it hard to take such bad cgi/greenscreen and cheesy sound effects serious, they are everywhere in old movies>>35069693y what>>35069695i'll have to get around to watching it, but it seems so lame compared to the 89 vers
>>35069720No it’s a locked building and he’s not even on the first floor
>>35069729Oh so you samefag and you’re mentally ill. Nice combo
>>35069717MaleI think Shark Boy and Lava Girl is so awful that it makes me laugh.
>>35069730>Three bad movies and one overrated children's cartoon about Japanese pedophile foot fetish monsters or some bullshit
>>35069716Never saw either and idk who that is. You're handwaving off quality movies like the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Spider-Man 2, Donnie Darko, Gladiator, Kill Bill.>>35069731How did you watch the whole thing? I couldn't even get five minutes in.
>>35069717F. That newish Demon Slayer movie was an abysmal experience. I know that I wasn't the target audience and I was missing all the context of the show, but it felt like right hours long with every single person having the most predictable backstory ever.
>>35069732
>>35069709Oh for sure. Im 5'3, 110lbs, C boobies, tiny butt tho. I cook homemade/scratch foods - try to be healthy but I do love making my comfort foods (last week did chicken pot pie and tomato soup - all scratch)I'm kind, very empathetic, im an RN (before I became a mom) I like sucking dick, having sex, playing video games, board games, am semi-bilingual. I think I'm great but I cant explain my worth to someone who doesnt see it. And who also wont eat my cunt. It just doesnt work. I do have some low self esteem, melancholic, dry humor, sarcastic, bitchy...I'm lazy and dont do my hair/makeup unless I'm doing something. I try to just be chill and "be like water" because I'm sorta icy by nature.
>>35069717fbr2049 or aqotwf+ an ex friends showed me this danish one called adam's apples that i really enjoyed, very strange premise
>>35069740Based retarded contrarianIt doesn’t make you more interesting btw
>>35069742>How did you watch the whole thing?I watched it with a friend while drinking together
>>35069689I have a theory that you only like 80s movies because of how rapey the sexual humor was.>lol they drilled a hole in a sorority house's walls to watch women undress and jerk off, COMEDY GOLDAnd the ones that weren't about that were literally just about an SNL comedian eating a turd.
>>35069745>im an RNI'm also a real nigga what's good
>>35069717MFreddy Got FingeredWhat’s yours anon
>>35069717Do you wanna torture yourself some more?
>>35069743women like ani--moo?
>>35069717MBattle Royale
>>35069751You need to get fingered. Now bend over and I will give you an enema.
>>35069717Fwanted to rip my eyes out when I had to watch through Twilight and its sequels with family. easily the worst fucking movie franchise of all time
>>35069735>call me a zoomie but i really find it hard to take such bad cgi/greenscreen and cheesy sound effects serious, they are everywhere in old moviesfor sure. bad foley and dubbing is usually what kills an old movie for me.i think most cgi from the 90s and 2000s aged worse than a lot of practical effects seen in old movies, but i am also someone whose suspension of disbelief doesn't evaporate when i see stuff like miniatures or stop motion in live-action films
He just didn’t see my text, it’s all good
>>35069753My penis has been tortured.
>>35069735I would like to give a zoomer gf a film history education. I would introduce her to Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton. Casablanca, The Rules of the Game, Vertigo. I could open her eyes.
>>35069717MInterstellarFell asleep several times while trying to finish it.
>>35069754Fuck no. I HATE anime. Except DBZ, but that's the only exception. I went with friends who wanted to see it.
>>35069762Film history begins with Star Wars and ends with the Avengers franchise
>>35069758But what if it got genderswapped?
Women, what sized tits do you have and do you like it when they're slapped in the bedroom?
>>35069762the only actual old-old movies i'd be willing to sit down and watch are kubrick ones cuz he's a great directoranything else and.. im snoozing
>>35069764wow.. what a bitch!> Kidding...
>>35069764>I HATE animeAnime hates you too, bitch
>>35069749nah, that's not what appeals to me about films from the time. i'm also not really a big fan of snl in general. kids in the hall was the funnier lorne michaels show imoi think the raunchiest movies from the eighties i've watched off the top of my head are videodrome and like, toxic avenger? nothing too crazy. not into boner comedies
>>35069717MThe Fountain with Hugh Jackman
>>35069769>the only old movies I'd be willing to sit down and watch areBirth of a Nation Don't lieThis is your favorite
>>35069771
>>35069764>I HATE anime. Except DBZJH spic brownoid ass post
>>35069762i think this is an admirable pursuit. lots of potential for good memories to be made sharing classic films with someone
>>35069750>>35069757>>35069771Your gimmick is really fucking boring
>>35069770>>35069771I'm open to being proven wrong when I say anime is dumb. But everything ever suggested to me was either offensively bad or just plain boring.
>>35069774>over a century old>silent filmaghh ur killing me, im deaddo ppl really enjoy stuff like that? u can’t convince me they arent just being performative, no way
>>35069763Oh, I forgot After Earth. Another shitty space movie and Will Smith tried to make his son into a movie star which backfired.
>>35069779Do you like star wars?
>>35069776Fuck you, try speaking english.
>>35069732my biggest fear is falling in love with someone like this then realizing she's settling for me because the dudes shes falking about werent on the table
>>35069751Open Water. I get that it's based on actual events, but for a horror thriller, it was not scary at all and was incredibly boring. Two people get left behind by their boat in the middle of the ocean and they tread water until they die. That's the whole movie.>>35069735I'm in the minority here but I like old corny CGI and other SFX. For the time, they usually looked amazing, and it's interesting to see.>>35069781Holy FUCK that one was awful too.
>>35069779Anime is like the old Adam West Batman show, you have to acknowledge it's silly bullshit and turn your brain off. That's how you can enjoy classic anime like Gun x Sword
>>35069782Not particularly. I liked the Star Trek movies with Chris Pine, though.
>>35069764Did you see Broly or Super Hero?>>35069779Mob Psycho 100 stands out to me as one of the better anime I watched in the last ten years. I still haven't watched the third season yet but think I can recommend the first two to you, at least.
>>35069786I try. But it always comes across as either softcore hentai shit or like a boring cartoon, idk.
>>35069787Try Legend of the Galactic Heroes then.
>>35069779Watch Code Geass thenAn exiled Britannian prince living under a fake name gets a power that lets him give anybody a single command that they absolutely must obey, and he works to bring down the entire empire of Britannia with it and his own cunning
>>35069779I'm just messing around (I'm the OP btw).I get it... not everyone is going to like "xyz".
>women like moviesbut not video games>women like cute thingsbut not anime>women wanna scroll on tiktokbut not post on 4chan they're literally anti-fun
>>35069791God bless you for trying but I'm not sure she can see past the Pizza Hut sponsorship
>>35069789It's not all Super Hentaihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xZ0hUQUc4c
either genderwould you pass a sniff test if it happened right this second? (stinky = fail test)
>>35069769I can work with that. We'd work through his filmography, including the ones I'm sure you haven't seen, like Barry Lyndon, and Paths of Glory, two of my absolute favorites. Paths of Glory will be your first 50's film. From there I'd maybe show you Some Like it Hot, another 50's (almost 60's) classic that is universally regarded as one of the funniest movies ever made. And of course the 50's were when Hitchcock made his most acclaimed films. Yes, if you were my girlfriend, I could pass you off as a film historian within six months. >>35069777I think about it a lot. I love movies. >>35069780People do indeed love silent movies. I would start by showing you silent comedies, and you'd be amazed by how sophisticated those films were even back then. Once you've gotten used to silent films through the masterpieces of the three main silent clowns, Charlie, Buster, and Harold Lloyd, then I'd start showing you more serious silent films, like Metropolis, the sci-fi epic that, despite being 100 years old, is indeed one of my favorite movies.
>>35069790>or just plain boring.You're not going to win her over with the talky talk talking show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnFh-FLjSrY
>>35069793Even better.Opposites attract and all that jazz.
Let's see what i remember from my recently watched; I liked solo leveling a lot. Watched jujutsu kaisen and that was also good. Finally watched dbz super. I liked demon slayer. I cant think of one I didnt like right now.
>>35069796Mno, showering is a chore
>>35069791This is a good one. I've also introduced Gundam 00 to people who don't watch much anime and had them like it well enough.
>>35069796Pass- freshly showered
State gender and list the last 5 anime you watched
>>35069798>Yes, if you were my girlfriend, I could pass you off as a film historian within six months.does this mean i get to show u the ins and outs of zoomie brainrot media in return?>silent comedies,see those i can understand, but other genres? i feel like i'd struggle to piece together the plot or even basic things like how the characters on screen are related to one another
>>35069800>"hey, anon, wanna watch a movie with me?""no, wanna play a video game?">"no..."i don't see how either side is supposed to be attracted to the other
>>35069796MYeah, I just showered about 10 minutes ago. I went to fix some computer stuff for my Dad, and he's a heavy smoker. So, I had to wash up.
>>35069784Chad was a real catch physically but I wouldn't want to marry the guy. The guy I'm not over might or might not count as a chadlite based on your definition.
>>35069793>they're literally anti-funMaybe foids come here because we fill their voids with fun:^)
>>35069799Oh, it’s some girl.
>>35069806MPokemonThat one Monster Girl one with the snake lady, but only the first few episodesThat's it
>>35069788>Did you see Broly or Super Hero?Yeh. I liked them enough, even if I didn't fully understand what was going on. I thought the color changing forms was lame, but it's not like all those power ups were any worse than some dumb DBZ shit like Super Saiyan 3.>>35069788>>35069790Could I get like a two sentence synopsis? I don't want to google them and have something possibly spoiled.>>35069791Sounds interesting. But it's anime so there's definitely some shit like ordering a woman to do something sketchy, right?
>>35069808Sure.. a partner might not like something, but they can passively pay attention to it.Women often just tag along, JUST to be with a guy.
>>35069767>angsty dude being chased by a hot nonchalant vampire babe while also being looked down upon by a muscular wolf babeI see your point but the writing and pacing is still shit
>>35069809>>35069805what scent is ur body wash scented as?>>35069803sorry anon, u get a F-
>>35069796FDefinitely not but I'm showering shortly
>>35069796F. No. I took my shower in the morning and I worked out tonight.
>>35069795Honestly I'd probably rather watch super hentai. At least that's unabashedly porn, not the weird fan service shit.
>>35069806Umm let's see-Avatar tlab, seven havens, lok-pokemon-black clover-dbz super
>>35069806Mit's been a long while, so i don't rememberit was probably kino no tabi and it's movies
>>35069806MRedo of HealerLegend of the Overfiend The Pollinic Girls Attack Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne Citrushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwCgEb3quLg
>>35069817Just dove bar soap>>35069821Forgot to post gender, F
>>35069817Nvea cool kick wash.It's just generic stuff, but I'm looking for more variety. I like to change things up every now and then.
>>35069814>But it's anime so there's definitely some shit like ordering a woman to do something sketchy, right?Did you ever watch Pumpkin Scissors? There's a weird cutaway gag where the main mutant super soldier dude is in a hospital bed and the nurse attending to him demands to masturbate him so she can collect a semen sample into a glass piss jug
>>35069807>see those i can understand, but other genres?That is exactly what I thought at first. But you'd realize even during Chaplin's comedies how well he could make you feel sentimental even without dialogue. Silent movies also would put words on the screen, just enough so you'd understand the plot and get what's going on. You don't have trouble following them, at least the good ones. The first time I sat down to watch Metropolis, I was intimidated, not knowing if I'd like a very long, serious silent film. But it's a masterpiece from start to finish. I wouldn't start you there, but you'd for sure find it rewarding. What kinds of movies do you like?
>>35069806MMobile Fighter G Gundam (4/5)Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro (3/5)One Piece (3.5/5)Dragon Ball Super (2.5/5)Kino's Journey (4/5)
>>35069779>I'm open to being proven wrong when I say anime is dumb. But everything ever suggested to me was either offensively bad or just plain boring.Do you have about ~50 minutes to kill?It's called The Tatami Galaxy, it's an adaptation of a novel, and it's about a university student who wishes he had spent his time in university differently, so each episode presents a different version of how events might have played out.The first two episodes are free officially, but all of it is free unofficially if you know what I mean.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7O6eR12oMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nbz1Fjn31E
>>35069827No, and now I have reason enough to never watch it for as long as I live.
>>35069806Macross Zero, , Godzilla Singular Point, Dragon Ball GT, Space Runaway Ideon, Martian Successor Nadesico.>>35069814>But it's anime so there's definitely some shit like ordering a woman to do something sketchy, right?Obviously NTA but no, the most fanservicey it gets is with the female lead having boob and butt shots fairly often.>>35069821Are you going to watch Dragon Ball Super Beerus?
Women, how does it make you feel that I am ogling your baps?
>>35069825if ur taking recommendations,get a strawberry sceneted one>>35069824just a bar of soap? femanon.. >>35069828would you say you rank any silent film in ur tp 10 of all movies? >What kinds of movies do you like?zoomie slop or generic stuff made in the last 2 decades or so, pretty boring
i spent $5k on a stripper the past 2 weeks but now we both have actual emotions for each other(i peeked at her phone while she went to the bathroom so i know its not just me being retarded). wut do?
>>35069830That's interesting. I'm saving the links since it's too late at night to watch. Thanks.
M/Fat what age did you lose your virginity
>>35069836
WomenThis is your type, isn't it?
>>3506983924 or 33, depending on how you count
>>35069832>the female lead having boob and butt shots fairly oftenThat's annoying but not egregious by comparison to clips I've seen of other anime.>>35069834I'm used to it by now.
>>35069839M30
>>35069834My what?
does watching dragon ball z abridged count at least partially at watching dragon ball z?
They all got boyfriends anyway
>>35069804Thanks00 is pretty good too, I’m surprised you’d rec it since don’t you like SEED?>>35069814What ohio said, the plot is played straight and there’s no weird shit like that
>>35069848i dont... gimme one
>>35069848That hasn't stopped me (or them) before. Sex was had.
>>35069847Kind of. I heard it was funny
>>35069839Mdidnt happen
>>35069835>would you say you rank any silent film in ur tp 10 of all movies?Yes I honestly would. Buster Keaton's Sherlock Jr. is a masterpiece that blew me away the first time I saw it, and it's also very short, so it's usually the one I recommend to people for their first silent movie. City Lights is another real contender. But yes I love silent movies as much as movies with sound. I don't see them as different kinds of movies I guess, they're all just movies to me at this point.>zoomie slop or generic stuff made in the last 2 decades or so, pretty boringThat's fine, I was just wondering what kind of genres you liked so I could maybe give you some recommendations if you felt like exploring.
>>35069841Nah. I absolutely hated the bean heart pieces.
>>35069851but the ones without boyfriends arent gf material
>>35069839MDying forever alone (touchless, etc).
>>35069839F. 17 if you count mouth stuff.
>>35069850I love SEED. I want someone to BREED their SEED inside me. Oooh yeah baby! Cum up my ass like u trynna make a butt baby.
>>35069855>>35069859what age are you now?
>>35069840answer me
>>35069814>Could I get like a two sentence synopsis?Sure.>Mob Psycho 100Psychic kid gets part-time job working for a phony psychic. Funny coming of age story.>Legend of Galactic HeroesI hear it's excellent, but it's very long. It's a sci-fi epic about military men and politicians in space.>>35069814>Yeh. I liked them enough, even if I didn't fully understand what was going on.I'm really glad that they were able to make those movies enjoyable for people who haven't already been invested in DBZ for a long ass time. Broly's the best movie the series has gotten so far.If you have any interest at all in comics, I'd honestly recommend you give the Dragon Ball manga a try. It wastes a lot less of your time than the anime does.
>>35069717MI'm sure there's worse that I've seen but I fucking hated Trainspotting, retarded dogshit movie
>>35069855It will. Bend over so I can fill your anus with my cock, and masturbate you.
>>35069839M, 21>>35069847No and it torments me that a lot of people think that it does.>>35069850>I’m surprised you’d rec it since don’t you like SEED?00 is in my top 5. I like Zeta, SEED, X, Unicorn, and 00. The exact order varies.
>>35069839F18
>>35069839NaN
>>35069850I'll save the name then and try a couple episodes. Thanks.
>>35069835Ok yeah I do own a BABW body wash but that's for special occasions lmaoI do use the kids' lavender wash and that's very nice didnt use tonight>>35069841He does have really nice skin and he's probably very sweet. And he sells beans? He's an entrepreneur, business savvy, that's sexy>>35069832Ya I have to watch the movies in between, get caught up. Ive watched main line dbz, GT, now super- you know now that I think about it I did watch the arc where beerus comes before the big tournament? Is that what youre referring to?
>>35069839M9
>>35069863I mean, I think the amount of money you spent is ridiculous.. but if you really truly think you have a chance with her and she will stay with you for a long time.. who am I to stop you?I just don't want you to get caught up later thinking it's a sunk cost situation.. or something.
>>35069796MYes, I might be a little sweaty but nothing crazy
>>35069847Not quite. It counts as reading a synopsis of it.It's not like it's deep fiction to begin with so getting spoiled on most of it does give you the gist of what happens in the series, but you obviously miss out a lot on the actual character writing and plot contrivances that abridged is parodying.
>>35069872my condolencesget well soon
Ohio lost his virginity before any of you lmao>>35069867Post the real number
>>35069874Why are you so sweaty?
>>35069862M (the dying forever alone guy).I am... grand wizard (lulz)
>>35069823One of these things is not line the others…
>>35069864>a sci-fi epic about military men and politicians in spaceSounds like something I wouldn't like. Coming of age stories are nice, though.>Broly's the best movie the series has gotten so farI don't know how I felt about some of it, but the animation was definitely good. The full 3D stuff in the newest movie was technically impressive but not as expressive.
>>3506986227i have considered trying but atp im not gonna be able to relate to anyone else and everyone my age is rushing to adulthood level goals like babies and houses and stuff. dating solely for connection as a low status male at this age with no experience just seems very misguided so i think i'll probably just stay this way?? im not really sure but that seems like the move.
>>35069836may as well knock her up at that point. you're going to lose everything either to the rape settlement or child support, so may as well ruin her life too
>>35069839M17. I first fingered a girl when I was 14 though.
>>35069856>Buster Keaton's Sherlock Jr.ok you've convinced me :], i added it to my watch list, i got time this weekend so i'll hopefully get to it, >. I don't see them as different kinds of movies I guess, they're all just movies to me at this point.thats honestly impressive, probably cuz my attention span is so low but still, its just strange to imagine sitting in silence while watching something> kind of genres you liked thriller/dramas mainly, or i really like horror stuff, none of those like old stuff tho like michael myers, jason, scream, freddy kreuger, etc>>35069867>No and it torments me that a lot of people think that it does.lol fair, sadly i think its ruined my ability to ever watch the real thing now, i imagine it'd feel so bland in comparison.
>>35069882Oh I see you relate to cumming of age stories because you are still mentally a teenager
>>35069806MI king ever read manga anymore. Last anime I watched was Death Parade like a year ago. Before that it was probably JJK season 1 but I have no clue how long ago that was
>>35069857I always did too, so this last time I played I just bought a ton of magic beans ahead of time. You only actually need four to get all the heart pieces it turns out. I'll never ever collect all the gold skulltulas though.>>35069871Super Beerus is a "new" show that's airing right now. It's a higher budget rendition of Super's first three arcs - the God of Destruction Beerus arc, the Golden Frieza arc, and the Universe 6 arc.>>35069886I had a friend who has only seen DBZ abridged and Super, and it's so strange to me.How did you end up watching it but not the original?
>>35069837When you try it out, there is no shame in reducing the video playback speed to ensure that you can keep up with the subtitles. It is intentionally fast as a stylistic choice.
>>35069879Today I had to move boxes at work, just since light physical labor
Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
>>35069839MDepending on how you define it7 couldn't remember until adulthood15 first experience not repressed but not entirely consensual25 first fully consensual experience
>>35069882Mob Psycho was what ended up getting my buddy's wife more interested in anime, so I think you'd like it. Very funny, likeable characters. Not a very long show either, so most of the animation is pretty high quality.
>>35069890i never even heard of it, it was an old online friend of mine that recommended it and we watched it over discord together, same w the naruto abridged one
>>35069855M20
>>35069850>>35069867I’m not a gundam fan but I’m curiousHow different are seed and 00
>>35069851I'll be your bf, but I'm a disgusting moid
>>35069886That's awesome! I hope you enjoy Sherlock Jr. and I think you will. And it's literally 45 minutes long. It will make you laugh, and you'll be amazed by the physicality. Buster was known for the crazy stunts he'd do in his movies. He was a big inspiration for Jackie Chan. I'm excited knowing you'll get to watch it for the first time. If you like thrillers, you absolutely must watch Psycho. There's a reason it's such an enduring classic. If you somehow don't know the plot of it, please don't look it up. Just watch the movie and I promise you that you'll love it.
>>35069894Theyre gonna be in Florida on the 14/15th
>>35069895>not entirely consensualTf does that mean?
>>35069904Anon got invited to the island
>>35069901what makes u so disgusting?
>>35069904I said that I didn't want to and shoved her off of me, but she wouldn't leave, so I caved
>>35069886>ts just strange to imagine sitting in silence while watching somethingOh, and every silent movie you watch will have a music track accompanying it. Back in the day, there'd be a pianist in the movie theater playing along to the movie, and blockbuster movies would sometimes have scores specifically written for them for the musicians in the theater to play.
Are we going to get bf/gf in 2027
>>35069851
>>35069911This is the year. Either I find love or kms
>>35069894The eepy sleepy kingdom. I need to get up early to finish some chores.
>>35069908>so i cavedSo…you consented.
to F,are the vast majority of women submissive/wanting to be slutted out?I've been seeing this girl for about 6 months, and I really, really enjoy her company. I feel like I am falling in love for the first time. But she revealed recently that she's really into being "used" during sex. Not that I'm against it, it's enjoyable - but every single woman I've ever dated has been like this. It eventually is revealed they want to be completely submissive and obedient during sex. She even expressed to me concern that I would see her as less.Why is this? I feel confused. Should I see these women as lesser?
>>35069912This happened to a guy I know named Anonymous
>>35069899Very different. SEED is about a giant war and goes heavy on the character drama, 00 is about terrorists trying to stop all war by soloing anybody in the world that engages in conflict.
>>35069907Worm looks bent
>>35069911Maybe someday. Anons have you tried eyebrow threading? Is it more painful than waxing? I ask because my normal girl is on break this month.
>>35069896I googled it after all. I like the art, it's not too anime-y. I'll give it a try sometime.
>>35069914
>>35069916I was dumb kid in over my head. I didn't know what else to do about the situation.
>>35069891I know it's sacrilegious to ask, but is it not dubbed?
>>35069925You sound like a woman.
>>35069924See ya tomorrow. Unless my bed is underwater from all the rain.
>>35069917I'm a man and a virgin, but I think what's hot about it to me is that I don't see her as less, but that she'd be willing to submit to me, because she loves me and respects me and wants to please me. And she wouldn't let anyone else see her this vulnerable. Just me.
>>35069926No dub, only subs, but it's only 11 episodes long so it's the time investment equivalent of watching 3 foreign films.
>worst movie question>anime questionLet’s combine themState gender and the worst anime you’ve ever finished
>>35069917You mean every single woman wants to be used?
>>35069931Zeta Gundam
>>35069931Easy. Dancouga Nova.I only watched it because it featured in Super Robot Wars quite a bit. The entire series was nonsensical and not very interesting either. I looked it up on some Japanese sites to see what they thought of it, and the consensus is that the actual OVA is garbage and the saving grace of its existence is that it's cool in SRW.
>>35069931MInuyasha
>>35069934You bastard, I'll fight you to the death over this!>flares go offOops, never mind, see you again next week!
>>35069933nta but yesmost women would rather be a 10/10 mans sex slave for an indeterminate amount of time than be married to a 4/10 for life
>>35069931f boogie pop fantom made 0 sense
>>35069933No, but every woman I've been with has opened up to me that they want to. I feel weird. Almost like if I fail to meet that expectation of domination/be vulnerable, the relationship might sink. I'm not exactly a masculine or tall/large guy, either, kinda dainty lmao - so I feel rather insecure that maybe my stature is seen as worse too.I just want to make her feel loved, I want to feel loved, and I dont want to have to be neurotic over if I am enough or if theres some standard I have to constantly meet.
>>35069931MEscaflowne. I'm sorry. Wanted to like it. So boring.
>>35069927>insecurity attackNo u
>>35069931MIdk if its the worst but Domestic Girlfriend is pretty aids
>>35069931Evangelion 3.0Entire movie made absolutely no fucking sense
>>35069942Again, male here, but the idea of spanking a girl and she loves it and wants me to spank her more. That would make me feel loved.
>>3506976840D. I would like >him to squish them together and lick and suck my nipples.
>>35069942Just fuck her like the only reason she exists on this earth is to make you nut.
>>35069946Lynched
Men/women who overcame porn addictions, did it help?
https://youtu.be/SQbOXSgKYXYWomen, why DON'T you block your exes
>>35069938Sorry, I was already blatantly deathflagged to be killed by someone else but it won't happen until the last episode and there will be multiple minutes of sparkly pans across the screen of my third girlfriend in the enemy force and me calling out to each other
>>35069947it's more like she wants to be used like a sex toy at my disposalbut i dont respect a sex toy cause it's an object, yknow?
>>35069931MaleI don't usually finish stuff I'm not liking, especially modern stuff. Only counting tv series, probably Blue Exorcist as just a totally bland series with nothing to offer. If that doesn't count because I only watched the first season then Gundam Wing or Utena. If OVAs and movies count then Eiken
>>35069933F,I wouldnt say used but owned? Like if my husband sees me bend over and grabs my waist, and kisses me. Or if we're having sex and he wants to try a position just pick me up and move me around. Or if we're on the couch watching anime and just pick me up and carry me to the bedroom to fuck me.Dammit, added to the list of things that'll never happen. Normally it's just before bed, I'm on top, over before you know it xD I dont even know how to be sexy and alluring towards him anymore because of just getting the vibe he's bored, tired, cant be bothered
>>35069938>>35069954KekYou guys just need to believe in a sign of zeta.
How much cock am I expected to take before I find a man worthy of a real relationship to settle down with?
Women, thoughts on the lusty advances of your softball coach?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NImhSLscV0&t=115s
eiher genderif you had to eradicate one color (color) from this world which would it be? anything that color would now just become a corresponding shade of pure grey, white or black
>>35069956>Gundam WingThank you. For the longest time it was my least favorite Gundam just because of how it put me to sleep. Cool robots, cool music, asinine and boring plot.
>>35069952Help what exactly?
>>35069960Anon you fool. Find a man who wants a relationship BEFORE the sex. Then fuck him.
>>35069931Demon slayer. Beautiful artistry. Hopeless shonenslop.
>>35069956>>35069964I too associate Wing with falling the fuck asleep in the living room in the 2000s
>>35069966libido, ED, becoming aroused and attractiveness etc
>>35069960What if the relationship worthy cock is extremely unfulfilling and unpleasant to fuck?
>>35069931MFood Warsit just never goes anywhere
>>35069955Yeah but she's not. She wants to be TREATED like a sex toy, by you, to bring you sexual pleasure. She's a real person, who wants you and only you to treat her this way.
>>35069972never struggled with libido and ED>attractivenessnigga being ugly is not governed by how often you touch your penis
>>35069973Then you teach him how you like to fuck and if he doesnt want to/doesnt try then he can fuck off
>>35069977well i struggle with ed and libido and i dont know if med issue or porn addiction but i feel pathetic & all this girl wants me to do is fuck her and im such a bum chud
>>35069964I will not accept a seedfag calling wing boring. Sorry
>>35069953I'm not in contact with my ex/exes. I am blocked by one I think. Also that video was stupid and funny at the same time. Why didn't the guy just break up with her and call her a dumb cunt.
>>35069973That doesn't sound very relationship worthy. Obviously sex isn't everything, but it's something. No sense in settling.
>>35069972No, if anything it actually made me not want to be sexually active at all. Porn addiction ruined my mindset when it comes to intimacy and how I view relationships in general. I quit by destroying my devices that I had my files saved on.
>>35069980>you can just learn to fuck perfectlyoh i forgot we were still on this cope, sorry
>>35069986did you bounce back after quitting? im so worried i fucked up my entire sexual life for the rest of my existence from being addicted to porn form 13-23
>>35069973I foresee a broken family in your future
I have an nsync song stuck in my head.
>>35069983SEED at least keeps the plot moving in a sensible way. It doesn't get bogged down in repeated philosophical debates like "pacifism is good" "actually pacifism is le bad, people dying is good".
>>35069985true, settling is definitely a half assed solution. but some find it acceptable, so i figured it was worth considering
>>35069987No one said perfectly. If you're unwilling to teach him, you don't actually like him all that much. That's perfectly fine, but no relationship is perfect. You could meet a guy who is great at sex but emotionally awful.
>>35069992Filtered
>>35069988ntaI think it's great that young men are taking pornography addiction so seriously, but I also think you're sensationalizing it a bit. You did not fuck up your entire sexual life, and your desire to not let your excessive porn consumption define you in the future should be proof enough of that.
>>35069953I've never had to
either genderif u could pick a new first name for urself what would it be?
>>35069990Which one
>>35069996I appreciate that, but I feel like 10+ years of unhealthy sexual habits have ruined me. Especially when I have this really nice girl interested in me & I can't even get fully hard or stay so any longer. It's fucked. But thank you for the kind words. I'm just worried.
>>35070001>and no matter what I do, I feel the pain>with or without you
>>35070000MI like my name actually. I dont think i's swap it
