Never really drank before, just turned 24 and decided to stop at the liquor store and buy one of these today to test the waters.Just drank like 5 swigs out of it and feel nothing except it tastes like absolute shit. Is alcohol overrated?
Ok I'm definitely feeling a little weird now
Oh fuck i made a huge mistake the room is spinning
You have to pound the whole thing naked
Damn nobody told me being drunk would feel this good. What should I do?
rum is gross
>>35073860I mean you could get on discord with your online friends and shit talk them while beating them in a game you play with them.
>>35073860It's basically a sex potion. Walk down the street in the direction of women
>>35073853Good going dumb fuck
>>35073860This is unironically why I don't drink. Don't start doing it daily my friend
>>35073970Too late for me unfortunately, not op but realized alcohol killed my anxiety and it was all downhill from there
>>35073860Go out and make a fool out of yourself. Everyone did it. You'll do it eventually anyway, so get it out of the way before you're someone important. The more experience you get, the more you'll start to act "passably sober" (not really sober but people will give you a pass) if you make a fool of yourself first. I am also drunk right now. I'll drink rum if it's offered but I vastly prefer plain old beer. Lager and few others for taste and testing out new brands. I love sitting at home at night, sipping on beers, shitposting in discord and 4chan, sometimes going out to forest to maybe see fox or deer.
>>35073843This is why you always start with something low in alcohol. I learned the hard way when my cousin offered me rum when I was 17 and I could barely stand up.
>>35074055I feel your pain
>>35074091Lol
>>35073843>except it tastes like absolute shit.You're supposed to mix it with something or at least cut it with water/ice