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hi /b/, i have successfully injected me and my homeboys sperm into a geekbar. we're planning on letting random homeless people in the city hit it when they ask for some. ive already given it to a few people for "taste testing." so far, the reception has been decent and people seem to not mind the flavour, they describe it as slightly burnt and fruity since i also mixed it with regular liquid. my question to 4chan is what should we do next? i was hoping someone would rip and then eat his gfs pussy to indirectly inseminate people, since the dna is not broken down after its heated by the coil. ill take any suggestions i can get for a better use. this is all ofc satire and in game ;) pic related is the pod with our nut in it. its kinda hard to see so ill post better pics in replies when i get home.
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this is like those people who get STDs on purpose to spread them to other people
i bet op was vigorously jerking off as he typed out this post
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I can’t start making brunch for another hour and a half and I’m really bored. I really want to eat, it’s going to be air fried potatoes, a few sausage patties and 4 eggs. Fuuuuuck maaaaaan!
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>>35075247
i jerked it to femboys befire i applied it to the geekbar for maximum potency
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I'm pretty sure this is illegal in some way.
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>>35075187
>this is all ofc satire and in game ;)
Yeah because I'm sur ethe FBI is just about to bust down your door for being sucha bad boy. What are you, 10?
>as hoping someone would rip and then eat his gfs pussy to indirectly inseminate people, since the dna is not broken down after its heated by the coil
Of course the sperm cells are destroyed by the heat, and even then inseminating a woman this way is biologically impossible. Anyways, since you have the intelligence and personality of a grade schooler who just had his first erection, I will let you have your fantasy.
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>>35075331
Fuck, someone else wanted food so I had to switch it up to egg, bacon and sausage sammichs. It was still satisfying….im gonna have a kpopdemonhunter ramen with an egg and left over pork chop for snack! 2 and a half hours to go!
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>>35075542
It was super good! Now I have to wait for dinner! 2 and a half hours to go!
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>>35075447
You wish.



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