A hot girl invited me to go camping last night. what are the chances that my organs get harvested if I go?
Go, don't be a sperg, don't expect anything and make her feel safe. She PROBABLY wants to get you alone to fuck but it's not a guarantee.
>>35080161>not wanting to get harvested by a qtngmi
>>35080365Op heregot it. I actually enjoy camping so even if nothing happens it'll still be fun
50%. It either happens or it doesn't.
What are the chances you harvest her organs?
harvest hers first
Harvest the organs of other campers together as a romantic escapade
>>35080788Op here0%. I struggle to even kill bugs cause I feel awful about it. I'm a pussy lmao
Wtf fuck is this thread even
>>35080161If a woman invites a man she doesn't already deeply trust to go camping, she is either a colossal whore or severely mentally ill. Most likely both.
>>35084255Op hereso am I in danger? She kind of had a goth aesthetic. so, the chances of her being mentally ill are quite high.
>>35084391Wear a condom and have fun. She is NOT on birth control unless you see her taking it. Mentally lel is fun, mentally ill is not. This sounds like the former.
>>35084401alright, she texted me earlier saying she wants to go on friday so I guess we'll see what happens
>>35084255All women are both
>>35084424keep thread alive until then. OP let us know if you wake up in a bathtub with a weird scar around where your kidney is
>>35084855Op hereI'll try to keep this thread alive and give an update after friday. I hope I don't end up -1 kidney lol
>>35080161You're having sex. Have fun!