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A hot girl invited me to go camping last night. what are the chances that my organs get harvested if I go?
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Go, don't be a sperg, don't expect anything and make her feel safe. She PROBABLY wants to get you alone to fuck but it's not a guarantee.
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>>35080161
>not wanting to get harvested by a qt
ngmi
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>>35080365
Op here
got it. I actually enjoy camping so even if nothing happens it'll still be fun
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50%. It either happens or it doesn't.
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What are the chances you harvest her organs?
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harvest hers first
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Harvest the organs of other campers together as a romantic escapade
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>>35080788
Op here
0%. I struggle to even kill bugs cause I feel awful about it. I'm a pussy lmao
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Wtf fuck is this thread even
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>>35080161
If a woman invites a man she doesn't already deeply trust to go camping, she is either a colossal whore or severely mentally ill. Most likely both.
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>>35084255
Op here
so am I in danger? She kind of had a goth aesthetic. so, the chances of her being mentally ill are quite high.
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>>35084391
Wear a condom and have fun. She is NOT on birth control unless you see her taking it. Mentally lel is fun, mentally ill is not. This sounds like the former.
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>>35084401
alright, she texted me earlier saying she wants to go on friday so I guess we'll see what happens
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>>35084255
All women are both
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>>35084424
keep thread alive until then. OP let us know if you wake up in a bathtub with a weird scar around where your kidney is
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>>35084855
Op here
I'll try to keep this thread alive and give an update after friday. I hope I don't end up -1 kidney lol
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>>35080161
You're having sex. Have fun!



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