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How do I never die?
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>>35082360
Death is an illusion and life is a test by which you will be judged.
You will return i greater or lesser form because of what you do in this life.
Pursuit of immortality is vanity and corruption. Your body is borrowed clay, but that which occupies your body is eternal, constantly iterating itself in different forms.

I want to be a rock on the mountainside, desu. This life is misery for me. My punishment will be great, I owe a debt of many destroyed lives.
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>>35082382
no
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>>35082360
Avoid anabolic steroids.
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>>35082360
tl;dr: have a lot of kids

a randomized 50% part of your DNA goes into each kid you have.
really you're just a complicated box your DNA managed to grow in order to help replicate itself. trying to make yourself last longer will fail and even if you manage to postpone death, you will eventually feel like shit anyway.

with a lot of kids, you make sure most of your DNA survives and keeps going
if you're a man, spread them across fit, young women. go crazy with the numbers
if you're a woman, babytrap the most desirable guy you know repeatedly (I don't mean just physically desirable. rich = safety for the children)
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>>35082501
No, I'm not my kids
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>>35082490
sure
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>>35082596
>"no im not my kids"

Correct. You are supposed to forge your children into a superior version of yourself.
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>>35082501
Garbage post. lol lmao even
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>>35082501
One's philosophy doesn't have to come from biology. Almost nobody actually thinks like this and that's a good thing.
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>>35082360
Read the Gospel of John:
>For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16
In the third chapter.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%201&version=NIV
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>Some proteins require molecular machines (which consist of other proteins) to fold correctly. Evolution cannot explain this without reducing science to absurdity. Without repair mechanisms, DNA would degrade too quickly, making life impossible. DNA repair mechanisms consist of molecular machines, which in turn consist of proteins, with some of these proteins requiring other molecular machines (which also consist of proteins) to fold correctly. It is an irreducibly complex system in which the existence of the entire system depends on every single component, and each individual component cannot exist without the others. According to evolutionary theory, complex systems can only develop gradually (one component at a time), not spontaneously. But an irreducibly complex system in which every component depends on the existence of all other components cannot be explained by gradual evolution.
>To avoid infinite regress, one needs a Creator who cannot Himself consist of flesh and blood. A God who was here from the beginning, who did not come into being, but simply is.
https://xenosarc.substack.com/p/from-a-mathematical-and-logical-standpoint

We are created beings. And our Father does not intend to let death separate us. For he is stronger than death. Read the New Testament. Do good deeds. Believe.
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>>35082501
The jeetfarms really seethed at this one for some reason kek



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