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hello there. so essentially my bf used to shower a lot when i first moved in with him. over time that has…. slipped to say the least.

now, i would like to say, i personally fucking love how he smells. he smells amazing to me, yes even the cock area. occasionally there will be a piss smell but unfortunately im into that too.

he hasn’t showered for over a month at this point. and while i dont care, i have to imagine what his superiors and inferiors think? im worried he’s doing it for me bc he knows im super into his smell and i dont want him to face repercussions or anything. i doubt he’d even listen to me honestly bc of what we have going on between us

what should i do? just roll with it? do guys do this normally? i’ve seen memes about guys not showering for a while but personally i feel like im gonna explode if i don’t bathe once a week, i don’t really stink much tho, i never really have, just to shave my body and redo my hair.

help thanks
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gay foid fantasy 0/10 engagement bait
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>>35083205
why would i lie about that??? if i wanted to write fanfics id keep it to myself. this is a genuine question. people are freaky irl too man.
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>>35083220
your parents proud you gobble on his piss and smegma dick?
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>>35083223
he’s cut. but yeah they’re really proud!
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>>35083115
I knew a Jewish couple with a dynamic like yours. Nice folks, always paid their lease on time.
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>>35083422
what a sweet reply, thank you (:
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>>35083115
I do not shower when I am depressed or overworked and feeling lazy.
Have you tried just asking him why he is not showering? Guys are direct and he'll probably just tell you what's going on with him.
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>>35085081
i don’t think he’s depressed considering how happy he seems (i know i know it can be deceiving but ive seen him sad before it aint it), and he isn’t really any more overworked than usual, but i don’t really know what goes on there.

i guess an update is he finally took a shower when he woke up. incredible really. kinda saddening. oh well
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>>35083115
No real woman, and I mean, absolutely NO real actual woman, likes men who smell bad and don't shower in particular.
Women love hygiene.
You're a guy.
Fuck off faggot
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>>35086517
Hahaha
Thanks for waking me up before I made a reply
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>>35086517
i think this is more showing how you’ve never interacted with a real woman, and your only experience of women are romcoms where a guy comes home “ew take a shower!!!!”. nobody on the website ever thinks anything happens, especially to women since you’ve never interacted with them.

women can be freaky too. it’s pheromones man, that’s biology 101. people like how the opposite sex smells. personally i think if you don’t like how your partner smells ur not compatible straight up!!
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>>35086568
Hmm OP is that you?
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bump i find this funny



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