My son's a faggot. What the hell do I do? I feel like I failed him some way.
>>35087143You're failing him right now by making this a big deal and thinking of it like it's a problem.
>>35087157But it IS an actual problem. I don't know if he has aids now. He's got fleas as well.
get him a girlfriend? That's probably what he's subconsciously asking for help for when he chose to be gay.Idk some people are adamant that they are born gay and can't be changed?I think it's worth a try to get him started with the opposite sex, he will end up liking it and the problem solves itself
>>35087166No I might have to put him into an actual hospital from what I saw.
>>35087170I don't know what you saw. Was it sodomy? They may already have his soul
He kept putting up these weird buffy dog guys on his wall. It's like a muscle dog that acts human. I should've seen it as a sign.
>>35087176I walked in on him in his room blowing our German shepherd dog. THIS is why he needs to be in a hospital.
I feel like I'm going to hell for not saving him. Am I a failure for letting it get this bad?
What the fuck do I do?
Do I need to lawyer up? My son's 17. I just want him to be normal. I don't know anything about a law regarding screwing an animal.
>>35087166>Idk some people are adamant that they are born gay and can't be changed?Idk why you're so adamant to claim what everyone on the planet feels? By your logic I could claim you aren't straight because that doesn't fit my definition of what others feel. I've always been a faggot, even before puberty I hated girls/their company.
I just called some mental ward. They're gonna pick him up. He's crying like crazy in his room.
>>35087184At that point yes. Still probably a larp
I gotta call my wife. I'll update what happens.
>>35087210Well obviously sex for procreation. Which needs a man and a woman. You might as well be sexually attracted to gumball machines with the amount of reproduction you're doing. I won't try and understand insanity, but I'm sure as hell going to point it out and question it
>>35087240>well obviously (activity) for (random goal)?? Do you think you have the universal standard for what a certain activity is supposed to accomplish?
>>35087248>redefines word to keep mental gymnastics goingYes that's what sex is. Your sex is either male and female. It's called sexual reproduction because you need both halves.It's different from masturbating in your boyfriend's butt.It's the reason why men need to compete with each other to get mates.The ones that don't succeed can become fags and get 1000 partners easily.The issue is, you need to completely override your disgust response, suppress your reproductive drive, convince yourself it's okay to be sodomized by a man.So yeah, when I come across that kind of thinking I'm intrigued. Like how can you have a man's stinking groin 2 inches from your face and not freak out.I already explained my theory why, but actually understanding it will be outside my reach for the rest of my life
>>35087248>randomMate, it's not random, it's the literal function of it designed over gajillions of years of evolutionBut ofc humans had to hijack it and put all this extra bullshit layer on top of it, and now people would rather waste copious amounts of time masturbating than producing and raising the next generation
>>35087271>thinks throwing random bullshit that has nothing to do with the argument will make it clearerCool, it's called eating because you need both sets of teeth. It's different from breathing. It's the reason you need to go to the train station to get defibrillation equipment. The ones that don't succeed become geological monoliths and get 500 tons of lithium easily.This makes about as much sense as your inane babble. What you call something doesn't make one difference. your definition isn't more objectively correct than anyone else's. You don't want to understand because "ew it's yucky". To me women will always be as repulsive but you aren't going to acknowledge that because you have no theory of mind. I will die a virgin by the way, so even your point about "The ones that don't succeed can become fags and get 1000 partners easily." doesn't make any sense. I have never desired anything to do with a girl/woman and never will. They can go die in a ditch for all I care.
>>35087278Literally everything is random, evolution has nothing to do with it. Nothing has any purpose built into it. I can interpret anything as anything I fucking want to. There isn't any cosmic law preventing me from interpreting any object, activity or concept as whatever the hell I want.
Ok I'm back. My son's in a mental ward, and my wife's just calmed down. I spoke to someone about what happened: no need for lawyer.I thought this place would help but I guess not.
>>35087282Well that's why you're gay, you literally can't handle reality so you run around like a chicken with your head cut off, sucking every cock in sight
>>35087292That's why you're retarded, you literally can't handle reality so you run around like a nigger injecting every bit of fent in sight
>>35087304touché!
"hi, is this the looney bin">yessir, how can i help "my son's a fag, his shit's all retarded and i just caught him blowing the dog">lol"this isn't funny, he has pictures of buff hunk dogs on the wall too">okay what do you want us to do about that"FIX IT">yessir, right away, we'll send over a shuttle to bring him over to our crazy people pill mill rape box"and he'll be cured?">cured?
>>35087282Okay and that's why 1 + 1 is 3 because that's just muh interpretation and there ain't nothing named logic to stop me
>>35087327Ain't nothing named cause and effect, I can throw a ball into the air and it goes directly into my anus for some reason
>>35087143idk my dad just does a flamboyant voice when he greets me maybe try that? it pisses me off sometimes
The fuck happened to this thread?
>>35087327Wait till you hear about axioms in math and that they're arbitrary>just count broYeah that's not the same thing as mathematically adding numbers together. Mathematically adding 1+1 implies your two things are identical to one another, which can't happen in reality.
>>35087698Doesn't matter, it's the closest approximation to reality. What's your alternative? That flying balls land in the anus? You have no competing model to offer.
Like father, like son. Faggots create other faggoots.
>>35087143Unironically, buy some ivermectin (deworming medication) and get him to take it somehow. It can be hard to find or expensive in certain parts of America and Europe, so it depends on how dedicated you are to fixing your kid.The reason he should take the med is that homosexuality is not just a psychological condition, and it certainly isn't a sexual preference (that is absurd). Rather, it is often the result of T. Gondii (Toxoplasmosis parasites) in the brain and colon, contracted from contact with infect cats (feces, urine, possibly saliva), rodents, and the body fluids of other infected male humans (females cannot spread it, oddly enough). Assuming you get it from a reputable source intended for human consumption and not farm animals, put your son on the regular regimen included on the bottle.Additionally, encourage him to do frequent muscular exercise (work out with him if need be and say you just want to help each other get/stay healthy), then cook a lot of high-protein meals with red meat. Boosting his natural testosterone will help change his brain chemistry for the weak, psychological side of him.Then lastly, do whatever you can socially and encourage him to hang out with female friends, etc. Doing this stuff is not a guarantee of course, but it beats letting him continue living like a faggot and infecting other men with parasites.
>>35087184You are still around posting this??? How many years have you been here nowI don't see you on /r9k/ or /b/ anymore
Being gay is a choice.
>>35087143Is he a healthy, happy, functioning faggot? Is he in a committed loving relationship? Then he's doing a hell of a lot better than you are.
>>35092845no it's not, I never wanted to be a faggot
>>35087166How the fuck is a grown man going to get a teenager a girlfriend? Is he supposed to go to the school and start chatting up girls on behalf of his son?
