Got a 6 year unemployment gap from NEETing, would getting people to help me lie about it as references for a fake past job work or should I do another approach? Would careers that allow felons overlook this like some trades?
>>35088090you probably got the social skills of someone who neeted for 6 years so even if you lie, leave like a 3 year gap, otherwise unless you're in IT they likely won't believe you.
>>35088104>you probably got the social skills of someone who neeted for 6 years so even if you lieI kept up with friends over the years so it isn't like I was a complete social recluse.
>>35088104no one has social skills nowadays so it doesnt matter, if he can just take shit all day long hes good to go for the trades
>>35088119How about general construction?
>>35088131yeah for sure. honestly not socializing will probably help you stay longer in those sorts of jobs. just keep your head down and actually work
>>35088090Tell them you went on a quest to mordor or some shit
>>35088090Say you were horribly injured and required multiple surgeries. If they ask for details say it's from taking BBC in your ass constantly and you had to shit in a bag while your rectum was reconstructed over several years
>>35088090Look up "the work number" and freeze it so employers can't check your work history. If they're determined with the background check however, they'll start asking for proof like W2s when your work number report comes up blank.
>>35088390Looks interesting, I never heard of this site I'll make an account.
>>35088221If it makes the interviewer laugh it might work.
>>35088090You can attribute two years to covid, two to "Various temp jobs" and two to job hunting, without raising any suspicions
