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What do you do if a woman you don't know gives you extended eye contact?
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>>35094225
Make no mistake, that is an immediate invitation to engage in penetrative sex.
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>>35094225
Don't be an autistic retard and just ask her for her phone number. It's that easy.
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Ejaculate inside of her vagina.
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>>35094225

Storyline

>be me, /pol/ack womanhater in Canada in the mid-2010s, pardner and I recently started an office cleaning company and it was growing fast
>spent the evening with my partner talking business plans and getting wasted
>one of the new workers calls in, says he has some problem, can't do a small office as part of his shift
>by this point we're nice and drunk
>wrap up the drinking, eat a burger with my buddy, he wobbles to his car and drives home (he drove better drunk)
>I take my time, it's a nice autumn evening, so I slowly walk over to where that office is to do it myself, since all of the cleaning supplies are on location anyway and I don't feel like going home
>2am
>I'm chilling on some corner in the industrial/hipster area, some bitch is walking on the other side of the street
>locks eyes with me
>I'm thinking "you crazy stupid can't I will rip your vocal chords out and make you eat them, who the fuck do you think you're looking at at night on an empty street"
>she crosses the street, comes up to me, goes "haaai how u doing toniiiight"
>Oh, this is what this is

tbc
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>>35095808
Storytime*
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>>35095808
cont'd

>so anyway, she does the whole hooked spiel and goes "hey you wanna have some fun?" I say yeah, she tells me to come with her
>we even pass some other bitch who lives on that street, they exchange nod, fucking women are all in an understanding (burn then alive)
>we come to an empty playground and she gets down and starts sucking while I hold on to a slide. I give her 20, then another 20, who cares, I definitely don't
>then I bring her up and turn her around, she looks for a condom while I grind on her
>slip her another 20
>at this point she goes "hey relax!" or something stupid like that and starts arguing and things go really wrong
>I decide to have fun and mess with her mind so I grab her throat and squeeze
>for some reason I start interrogating her "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?"
>oddly, she shrieks "IM NOT A RAT" (apparently I hit on something lol)
>she twists her neck and breaks away running
>I go after her but just walking while she jogs away down the dark street
>she looks over her shoulder with HORROR
>like I'm Pyramid Head from Silent hill
>I laugh and go clean the office, still kinda drunk
>text my buddy and say I even caught some stray romance on that shift
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>>35095832

So OP, that's one thing you could do if a woman makes extended eye contact, hope you find this useful
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>>35095832
Lol what a nympho
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>>35094225
Nothing.
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>>35094506
No, Not to extended eye contact

The time to approach is when you catch her looking at you and she quickly looks away, if that happens two more times then approach on that third time

Don't straight up ask for her number, just shoot the shit and see what clicks.

naturally that will turn into chilling together, often immediately from that location if you're at a coffee shop or mall in my experience
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>>35094225
As a woman I do this because I have a starring problem, I doubt it's autism but everyone believes I have it. I don't, I haven't been diagnosed and I don't think I want to.



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