Remember men you're all alone on this ride and no once cares editionPrevious: >>35094419
i was just kidding all the namefags aren't me
>>35098392
>>35098397New tripfag? Who this?
>The first step in being a man is ignoring the hunger. Because, yes, boy, you're gonna be starving: starved of attention, starved of affirmation, starved of love, starved of being told that you are enough.>Step two in being a man is comfortability with replaceability. You are only as good as you are useful, you are only as valuable as you are needed by others. Should there ever come a day, boy, where you fail to provide everybody with a smiling face, then do not be surprised when they say, "All men do is take up space," and you are swiftly replaced.>Step three in being a man is overcoming your fear of the fire because almost everything you will ever try to build will go up in flames: relationships, careers, hobbies, and yes, you are always to blame.>Step four in being a man is understanding by the time you finally get all the right answers, these questions will have already changed. You might achieve the strength of Herculean fiction trying to balance the weight of all these contradictions.Moids what step are you on?
state genderwhat would you say are your biggest vices?for me:>porn>vidya>social media, mostly youtube and x, the everything appwhat about you?
There's nothing wrong with misandry.
>>35098404Stop spamming this fag shit
>>35098409It's relevant to the OP, it was only posted once before cry about it
As a mid moid, how do I find a baddie who's insecure enough to think I'm in her league?
>>35098392>the foid of demoralization strikes again>>35098404None, because that shit was written by someone who was never loved by his parents and needs to project his borken worldview on manhood in general. Women who weren't loved tend to cope by being turbosluts who exchange rough ass fuckings for scraps of emotional closeness so they don't larp as le stoic so hard.
>>35098415Are you that guy from a single mom background?
>>35098414Most "baddies" are mid themselves, about 80% of women are mid and therefore hot because women have less variety. The basline average foid is fairly attractive (unless you're in the americas)
Is a baddie just a bpd Becky?
>>35098419Shawty a li'l baddieShe my li'l boo thangg..
>>35098419Ok how do i get bpd.
>>35098424Binge watch Hello Kitty
>>35098407FBdsm, spending money, attention
>>35098407FUhhWeedNicotineExecutive dysfunction that I don't even try to fight anymore I just sit for 6 hours because I can't decide which thing I should do nextAlcohol and I don't have a great relationship but I have enough self control to not start most of the time. It's once I've already had 2 drinks and have access to more that it becomes a problem so I won't count that one.
>>35098424Get a narc/aspd boyfriend/girlfriend.Most people get it from their parents/trauma in development but maybe there's a chance for you.
>>35098416I don't know whether I'm who you mean as I'm hardly the only one
>>35098424Childhood trauma I think
>>35098407MMasturbating and using this website in general.
men which do u pick:experienced yet gf material gfor unexperienced and not very gf material gf?
>>35098437Gf material
>>35098415Where is she wrong though? No one cares
>>35098437The first one? What's the point of dating someone who is not gf material?
Women, do you really read shit like this? Come on now.
>>35098437I prefer similar (low) experience to me. But wtf is a immaterial gf?
>>35098407MDrugs, the internet and food.
>>35098408I agree mistress, thank you
>>35098414Find an under 25 with an eating disorder maybe?
>>35098407MPosting here at 2am instead of sleeping...I don't really have any others desu, the rest of my life is very regimented >>35098424>how do i get bpdYou don't want it>>35098427Tfw watching Paradise rn>>35098434I think it's partly this but also you have to have a predisposition for it>>35098437Former obvs
Are the opposite genders listening to any music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFkc_BVXUM4
>>35098407M. Porn and junk food I guess.>>35098437The first one. That's basically just asking "would you rather have a good gf or a bad gf".
>>35098442There's a reason they have to read romantasy it's because no guy wants them
those are what all the fuss was about??
Is Dave and Buster's fun?
Women, have you done any modeling?
>>35098437>Would you rather fuck a used girl>Or a virgin girlThat's what you're basically asking
>>35098428>F>Bdsm, spending money, attentionLol findom spotted
>>35098459yes but the used girl comes with pro of being gf material while the virgin girl comes w the cons of not
>>35098428Glad we'll never meet jesus christ
>>35098401Is they a hamster or a gerbil what is the difference anywya
>>35098451Based JSR posterhttps://youtu.be/giD57_teemI?is=0qrfmuTzMSmanFAj
>>35098437Why would I date a woman who wasn't gf material
>>35098451I listened to this album the whole way home today. I think it's very nice, X3's soundtrack is already about as metal as an SNES game can get, so this kind of cover works great.https://youtu.be/Z4Oke5dXlrw
>>35098461The GF material used girl is probably a nice person. But the Virgin GF can't be non-GF material, she isn't experienced therefore she isn't yet GF material, she can be made into that. I pick virgin girl
Any triple N soldiers still in the fight?
>>35098468what if the virgin girl was super crazy bpd while the used girl was the sweetest girl ever?
>>35098459I think he's implying that the used one is a nice girl who happened to have some relationships before you and the virgin girl is for the streets she just hasn't done it yet.
Girls, if a man's hair looks like Dean Withers here, how bad is it?
>>35098430Is it mostly ADHD?
>>35098470Nta, but i>>35098470 think this should have been the wording of the question imo
>>35098457Only for a commercial.
>>35098434i have plenty of that but i turned out anxious and high inhib + i lack social skills. the opposite of bpd.
>>35098437>moid, u must choose>do u want a girl who is emotionally stable and mature, loving, reliable, a good communicator>or do u want a girl who starts shit for no reason, always plays the victim, who is entitled and treats u shittyhmmmmmmmmmmm tough call
>>35098472Pretty bad dude sorry. Needs to cut it. I think it's too fine to do whatever Shaggy shit this is
>>35098470So she's a virgin, AND awesome in bed?
>>35098470That's fine I have ODD and mild clinical psychopathy, a BPD woman is easy to control
>>35098475That sounds scary desu
>>35098481lol>>35098474i guess ya but i thought when i said gf vs non gf material a guy could manifest their own defintion of what that'd be >>35098482right..
>>35098473I am uncertain because I haven't been officially diagnosed but I'm certain I'm autistic and pretty sure I have ADHD. It's the only thing that makes sense they said I had bipolar 2 when I was 15 but I don't fit the criteria. Depression + ADHD makes way more sense. They took me staying awake for 2 days to work on an art project as "mania", it's different.
>>35098482UwU shadow daddy
>>35098473Nta but I have ADHD and I never understood the appeal of weed, cocaine is much better
>>35098470It's a tough choice between the one million angry bees and the one million dollars but I think I'm gonna have to go with the dollars
>>35098492kek
What was I even warned for tho fr fr
>>35098437From what I've seen irl: The virgin but non gf material girls get picked by the kind of man who'll treat her like shit and then complain about how useless she is in her expected role
>>35098489Nta but that happened to me too (misdiagnosed bipolar then diagnosed ADHD), don't take psychs too seriously, these niggaz just want a paycheck...
>>35098495Don't they show you if you click on the post number?
>>35098491NtaA guy told me he feels like his heart is going to explode every time he does it but immediately afterwards he still wants more it sounds fucking terrible. Weed is chill.
>>35098490don't post again.
>>35098437You should probably not use the responses to this post as a way to reinforce your self-image as someone who isn't gf material
>>35098500>A guy told me he feels like his heart is going to explode every time he does it but immediately afterwards he still wants moreSo it's like sex?
>>35098500Different strokes for different folksCoke can help me sleep, weed makes me hallucinate
>>35098464Niiiice. maybe try Extrawelt
>>35098505Weed makes me write fiction of dubious quality that I have to edit extensively later
genderwhat drugs have you tried
>>35098502Hehe
How is this even a real move? This would not fucking work on any male.
>>35098497Interesting. Thanks for telling me that it makes me feel a little better. They're fucking quacks I still can't get over the therapist who was like "I want you as a 24 year old woman who's sexually active to get off birth control so you can try the same antidepressant you were on when you tried to kill yourself 8 years ago again." Like fucking no Julia pick another option.
>>35098507>Weed makes me write fiction of dubious quality that I have to edit extensively laterIt makes me send rizzless opening messages on dating apps. When I'm sober I have like 3x the response rate.
>>35098503well most ppl arent picking the option that even applies to mebut i wasnt planning to, i just curious
>>35098508MI have never tried any drugs. I would like to try LSD but I can't.
>>35098508F,Nicotine, alcohol, weed, meth, heroin, coke, acid, molly, shrooms, zanAll not current use but between high school - 21 and have basically been straight edge since
>>35098508MNicotine, caffeine, alcohol, weed, LSD, Magic Mushrooms, Mescaline, DMT, Cocaine, DXM, GABA, Foxy, MDMA, Ketamine
>>35098510How'd you get footage of korra?
>>35098407>Sloth>Gluttony>Envy
>>35098504Bro do some cardio.>>35098505Well that's fascinating.The coke enjoyer I mentioned also has problems with weed. Maybe we are genuinely built different.
>>35098507LolWrite drunk edit sober or whatever>>35098508M, too many, I'm totally straight edge these days thoughMy brain's totally fried but it was before anyway desu>>35098511Ngl Julia sounds pretty based >>35098451On some real shit rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1epx7Fsv7Q
>>35098508none (besides alcohol and cigarettes). i think this is pretty normal if you have no friends, i hope so at least .
>>35098508MAlcohol, Xanax, codeine, marijuana, LSD, 25I-NBOMe, Psilocybe cubensis and DMT
>>35098515Forgot about dmt and ket and caffeine
>>35098513You should know that when people think gf material or not gf material, they're thinking >>35098478Does that second one actually apply to you?
>>35098525nope
>>35098523Fucking madlad did NBombs you are lucky you're not dead
>>35098524>>35098516Did do see/communicate with any "entities?"
>>35098526Then quit referring to yourself as not gf material, you're basically just calling yourself a shitty person
>>35098527For that reason and at least a few others. The body load and headaches were fucking insane the last time I ever did it, and I always did it alone. I am a madman lol
>>35098522>pretty normal if you have no friendsIt is, I also just drank heavily and chainsmoked when I was reclusive. I only tried other drugs in my partying daysAnyway all drugs are a waste of time
>>35098529>Did doDid you*
>>35098510>How is this even a real move? Body scissors is legit, plus you can see she is adding additional pressure by locking her arms over her legs. It's basically the same as a bare hug, but more than twice as strong. Better yet, wrap an anaconda around yourself and see how well you breathe.>This would not fucking work on any male.Except it has.>>35098508>what drugs have you triedDoes it count if they were prescribed?
>>35098508FThe usuals alcohol and nicotine, and weed. Mushrooms, Ketamine.And someone else's Adderall and Vyvanse but those were tests not for recreation.>>35098515>>35098516How would you compare mushrooms to acid? Which did you prefer?
>>35098523And in true addict fashion I neglected to mention tobacco or caffeine.
>>35098529I saw something humanoid but there was a veil/sheer cloth between us
>>35098529Yes a few times. I try not to remember them they're spooky bastards
>>35098508MShrooms meth weed booze cigs
how do I into falling asleep
Femanons, why are you so self deprecating tonight?
>>35098508Uh, aspirin.>>35098510>Body-ScissorsYou were looking up women scissoring, weren't you?
>>35098529>Did do see/communicate with any "entities?"tfw non-mentally ill people need drugs to do this
>>35098508I take ibuprofen occasionally.
>>35098537Acid is more fun (and no nausea)
>>35098534oh i've only tried cigarettes once and don't drink much, i meant that usually boring people with no friends have never tried actual drugs like weed for instance.
>>35098529I've seen entities on mushrooms. I haven't taken high doses of DMT, but I had the sensation of inanimate objects communicating with me telepathically during the experience.The last time I did DMT I was outdoors, and a robin flew to me and sat by my side while I tripped. Quite strange.
>>35098543Think about your hobbies, especially ones you find relaxing. Works wonders for me, I drift off while imagining what I'd like to do next with them.
>>35098510MI've always wanted to try Jiu Jitsu, but the problem is as a khhv the moment I have to roll with a woman I'm done for.
>>35098537>How would you compare mushrooms to acid? Which did you prefer?Mushrooms were more internalized, more inward, smooth come up but a harsher and bumpier trip. LSD was more externalized, more ruminative and consistent high also lasted longer. Mushrooms felt like a dirty high, LSD felt like a cleaner high. Shrooms felt like the woods, LSD felt like electricity. Overall I prefer the shrooms, visuals were more vivid, I actually felt like I tripped balls properly on those
>>35098544My husband didnt text me back when I asked how his day was. I feel sad.
>>35098549>never tried actual drugs like weedWeed is a waste of time and for niggers
>>35098541What is meth like?
>>35098554Does he work at Nvidia?
>>35098551I don't have hobbies
>>35098555sure, but its kinda embarrassing to admit to people you've never even tried it lmao
>>35098510Jiu Jitsu is not real fighting, it’s a sport with rules for what you can/can’t do
>>35098548>no nauseaThat alone is compelling. I can't take eat more than 2g of mushrooms without yakking it seems. But I've always been afraid to try LSD because they say if you're depressed and not in a good headspace a bad trip could be way worse than a bad trip on mushrooms. Have you found that to be true or?>>35098553What's your preferred method to get the mushrooms into you and keep them there or is that not really something you have to worry about? What you're saying makes me feel like I was right to choose shrooms lol.
>>35098543Usually I just think about how much I hate life and don't want to exist and the sleep happens
>>35098560No it isn't.
>>35098508Most of these >>35098516
>>35098464Choon>>35098467Good shit. Got me in the mood to listen to this cover of a Gradius III track you might enjoy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DteIsVkfPs
All drugs are a waste of time. The only reason I did so many drugs is because the alternative was blowing my brains out. I figured I'd do it chemically instead of physically to scratch my self hatred itch
>>35098558Lolol no he doesn't. But yeah I hope he's not dooming and shit over it. I've been away for a couple weeks, havent seen him in a week. Im a worrier.
wtf you guys all do so many drugs
>>35098564it is
>>35098541>methWhy?
>>35098559And you wonder why your brain is having difficulty shutting off? It's got no stimulation or ways to reduce stress!
>>35098565Ive also tried blue lotus and lsa.
>>35098560I'm much more embarrassed for having tried it desu. Maybe I would've never been prescribed antipsychotics if I didn't mess around with weed
>>35098556I hated it, I felt dirty and very aware of my body. I can’t emphasize enough that it was dirty as fuck, but it was a tweak
>>35098407Is this what passes for goonbait in the big 26
>>35098561Go tell Gordon Ryan he can't fight.
>>35098561NTAStill more legit than Akido.
>>35098573I don't wonder, maybe it'd help if I did
>>35098562Tbh the tabs i took could have quite possibly not been LSD but I'm generally a happy enough person and was with good people/good vibes>taking tipsEat with vitamin c
>>35098570I double dog dare you to reincarnate as me and try not to do any drugs about the boatload of insane shit I've been through. I'm trying to get sober.
>>35098572My brother is a methhead and I thought if I did it with him he’d be more willing to quit or at least feel less alone
>>35098562>What's your preferred method to get the mushrooms into you and keep them there or is that not really something you have to worry about? I ate mine dried, 6grams Mckenna method in silent darkness on an empty stomach. LSD bad trip is easy, Bad trip on heroic shrooms dose is a trip to Hell. 10/10 experience
>>35098508FI've only tried shrooms, meth, and weed. Weed was easily the worst and I'm really sensitive to it.
>>35098560NtaWhat about it is embarrassing? Does it make you feel "inexperienced" or something? I think it's kind of commendable to be an adult who's never tried it if you have no interest in trying it and I go through over an ounce a month. I would not peer pressure you but I would offer you some.
>>35098570I don't have so much as caffeine these days
>>35098570Because the real world sucks and human beings make no sense. So escapism via drugs and fiction makes the most sense. That said, I won't deny that I do feel weird whenever I watch anime while high.
>>35098544that femanon crashing out last thread has nicer boobs than me
>>35098579Shut up, bitch. I will dykebreak you.
>>35098566I'm not very familiar with Gradius, but that's a nice song.
>>35098556ntasome friends and I did adderral once and honestly just stay the fuck away from amphetamines, methamphetamines, hard drugs of any kind. the high was just ADHD but moreso and you could go eighteen hours without blinking. the hangover was an absolute bitch as an athletic youth. if you made it habit of it I think you would rot away in weeks.
I can't go to my favorite bar for the rest of the semester because I slipped up and told my student who tried who tried to fuck me what it was.
>>35098570Hello, I am the drugs.
You are a slut.
>>35098547And you don’t drink. Do you have any fun at all ever
>>35098586>Weed was easily the worstIt's by far the worst I've ever tried and I tried a lot back in the day. But different strokes for different folks.>>35098596Bars are a waste of time anyway
>>35098593Why do you call her a dyke when she's sucked 3x as many cocks as KP and Fat shitter combined?
>>35098580I disagree. The practical application of aikido revolves around you having a knife on your person, and those joint locks are genuinely incapacitating on their own.
I wish I knew where to get the really interesting drugs in my area, but I'm too much of a coward to look into the deep web just to try LSD for the first time.
>>35098598No u
>>35098595Lol how much did you take? I have an adderall prescription and when I took meth it felt slightly stronger than what my adderall feels like. I didn't take a crazy amount though. I get a super fast heart rate but it calms me down and stabilizes my mood.
Women, do you prefer men who grew up in the country or the city? They can live anywhere.
>tfw would lose my job if i did drugsshit sucks
>>35098585>Bad trip on heroic shrooms dose is a trip to Hell.Did you get to see a literal demon like I did?
>>35098602I like to get drunk, flirt with girls, and dance past 2am.
>>35098596Qt can afford bars now?
>Eat my shrooms>Don't feel anything >Wonder when this shit is going to start>Go for a piss >Can hear the sound of my piss echoing, even going in slow motion then speeding up>Look in the mirror my reflection of my face starts smiling then frowning >I'm not moving my face >Go to room>Candlight is changing every color of the rainbow slowly >Walls start breathing, ceiling looks like a van gogh painting
>>35098536>bare hug,you do a lot of those don't you
>>35098602It legitimately would borderline give me psychosis I can't stand it. Shrooms felt like how people describe weed lol. I felt great
>>35098609Country, need a man who knows how to homestead so we can do that. Also if he can fix cars, minor plumbing/carpentry. That'd be choice pls
I reconnected with my ex-bf from many years ago and we're on good terms, we're friendly. Unfortunately he seems totally uninterested in reconnecting romantically and I believe he is mentally deteriorating before my eyes. I think he may be developing schizophrenia or psychosis or something. Also he always pushes back if I suggest help or offer consolation.
>>35098601Whoa whoa whoa, people who don't drink or do drugs can have fun! Just... with a lot more clarity.
>>35098611>Did you get to see a literal demon like I did?Yes. He was inside of a dome like head space and tried to get me into this reverberating tunnel of fractal shit
>>35098407MaleGooning and being lazy
>>35098569Im glad my gf and me don't travel for work.
AHHH THIS DRUG TALK IS REMINDING ME THAT MY WEED GUMMIES HAVEN'T COME IN THE MAIL YET. NEITHER HAS MY AMANITA PANTHERINA. FUCK.
>>35098582>vitamin cNoted Interesting okay I think I trend towards the pessimistic and don't have any people I think acid will have to be a "if the right opportunity presents itself" thing for me. >>35098584This is a much sadder answer than I expected. How is your brother doing? Are you good?>>35098585>LSD bad trip is easy, Bad trip on heroic shrooms dose is a trip to HellOh geez. I may not be cut out to really trip on anything then. Even a little bit of ketamine makes me feel trapped within myself. I'd probably just think I was dead and that I was feeling my body decay around me or some non fun shit like that.
>>35098614I could pick up qt and throw him, but I won't even though he might deserve a beating or two.
>>35098623How old it he? Does he do drugs (legal or otherwise?)
>>35098592I am so sorry if this is true
>>35098631>I'd probably just think I was dead and that I was feeling my body decay around me or some non fun shit like that.Nah it's not like that at all, It's even worse lol
>>35098608>Lol how much did you take?I think in those circles they call it a "hero hit" or something. I was eighteen with nothing much to live for. I'm older with nothing much to live for and I'd still never consider touching that shit ever again even in small doses.
>>35098598You're right. I totally am.
>>35098631> How is your brother doing? Are you good?No idea, severed contact with him. I’m alright
do red flag men really fuck well
>>35098437You're implying those are mutually exclusive categories.If she's "experienced", then she is by definition not gf material. So neither.>>35098459If you expect sex outside of marriage anyway, what difference does it make, retard?
>>35098625Not me. People do that sometimes to be irritating.
>>35098626At least they fuck off, right? All bark and no bite.The one I saw looked like a Lost Soul from Doom, but it was wreathed in black flame, and its skull was rapidly shapeshifting between the skull of a bull, a goat and a horse.It was talking a lot of shit about how one day "all will be ground beneath my master's heel" and I could see it with my eyes closed or open. I did the seven grams in silent darkness meme.
>>35098451gtg but have a a techno mix https://voca.ro/1l8hf6ILgHbl
>>35098629Ya but it's nice to have some space apart sometimes
>>35098639What do you think?
>>35098609Country.I wouldn't know what to do with a city moid and their spending habits irritate me. We have food at home.
>>35098639depends on the flag but only red one I can think of is the chinese one and I don't think the chinese fuck well
>>35098639Hey
>>35098634pfft you're hot you must have some issues (no offense)
>>3509863329, also he is actually very "straight edge" and doesn't drink, says he has never smoked cigarettes or weed even once.
>>35098635>even worseAnd that's a good/fun experience for you? Why do you like that? Or rather what do you feel like you're getting out of it?
>scratching femanon's head while she lays in my lap
>>35098639Is dominance your thing?
>>35098645it seems very corny and media tropey to me tbqh
>>35098610Real, but for the best>>35098614Yes, but that wasn't me, I just go to work and go home, and avoid being alone with any female students>>35098620>legitimately would borderline give me psychosis I can't stand itReal
Straight edge anonsWhy haven’t you ever even tried anything
>>35098649It's all posing and angles babe for every pic you see there were 60 rejects.
>>35098642I saw that one holy shit. Mine turned into a ram, a floating head of a ram and it tried ramming into my first person view in my own mind violently. Then it transformed into this shit (I asked AI to generate it from my memory) this is the demon I saw
>femanon scratching my head while I lay in her lap
As much as I hate hippies, there's a part of me that wishes I was alive in the 60s just so I could have easy access to shrooms and LSD.
Girls, would you be upset if your boyfriend wanted to travel to Saudi Arabia to ride Falcon's Flight, the world's tallest, fastest, longest roller coaster?
>>35098646>city moid and their spending habits irritate meI lived in the city for a long time as I was frugal there and now I live in a rural area and I'm still frugal. I don't think this is a city vs rural thing?
>>35098643Do you feel like you deserve a beating or two from handsome cowboy?
>>35098660I have no idea where to get anything except alcohol and nicotine
>>35098663but you're bald, anon
>>35098651That's pretty old to become schizo without prior symptoms. Any idea how long ago they started? Can you think of anything that could suggest a neurological problem?
>>35098670Wrong, I have pretty long hair
>>35098664It's arguably easier to get LSD now than it ever has been. The government will sell it to you on TOR.
>>35098646>We have food at home.but you can't cook.city moids can cook but don't have time to.
>>35098638That's unfortunate. Hope he figured his shit out. I'm glad he didn't take you down with him.
>>35098673Anon, you don't seem to understand what honeypots are.
I'm glad Tiffy is a heel again
Tiffany looks like a fucking pornstar
>>35098660the only thing i tried is drinking, i started at 28, and i concluded that i must be too old to get into drugs now if i cant even feel drunk or feel a buzz or whatever, other people are only into it because they started young. my brain does not have those pathways because they were never made. if i can drink myself into a hangover while literally never feeling even a buzz im fairly certain other drugs are not gonna get me high why bother?
>>35098662Freaky! I see demons in my dreams that have that big eye in the middle of their foreheads, but they always look like featureless, jet black humanoids otherwise.Before the lost soul thing showed up for me during that experience, the ceiling in my bedroom became transparent, and some beings that looked like something like a cross between that checkerboard harlequin and a kachina.
>>35098595NtaLol I took a 30mg from a friend it was prescribed to and worked on my Halloween costume for 14 hours straight.If I had like a 1/4 of that it probably would have been actually kind of good for me.
>>35098653>And that's a good/fun experience for you? Why do you like that? Or rather what do you feel like you're getting out of it?Not a good or fun experience but I am mentally unsound to say the least, I have normalized fucked up shit so to me it just feels like an experience nothing more
>>35098676I actually do, that's the joke.
>>35098660I'm straight edge now but wasn't always, drugs just do more harm than good for me>>35098667No>>35098671>pretty old to becomeNta but not really, for a lot of people it rears its head in their 20s
>>35098680Yeah most demons keep a third eye or have many eyes. It's because actual angels have anywhere between 3 to 1,000 eyes and demons are fallen angels
>>35098666I'll be honest Satan I don't know much about city moids. They make me nervous. >>35098674Yes I can. It's just if you want me to be adventurous I'm gonna need a recipe to follow.
>>35098660I've never been interested. I was actually friends with the popular stoner kids that threw all the parties in HS and they invited me to a few, but I declined. "Sorry man, doesn't seem like my kind of thing".I've had alcohol before but I don't think I've ever been tipsy or drunk. I don't like drinking. The most I do are shots around Christmas Eve.
I really need a femanon
>>35098688Hey
>>35098663Is it weird that I like doing this? Doing the scratching that is, esp if he's got a little dandruff I can scrape off.
>>35098667Man I gotta be up in 5hrs, I blame you people, anyway night
>>35098689Barf
>>35098689>>35098688...
GenderWhat is the last creative thing you’ve made
>>35098451Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNQJD_1DLOwVery topical given all the drug talk. I do have many good reasons to quit now, but I still like to sing along with this.
>>35098671I think this mental issue he has has been going on for at least some months, but probably not over a year. He is talking about sirens (the mythical creature), time travel, excusing his lack of romantic availablity with some sort of imaginary boyfriend (wasn't gay before), has been coming up with conspiracy theories about covered up assassinations of media figures, etc.
>>35098695FA dress
>>35098695An atoga shitpost
>>35098695MShort story
>>35098661if you're really that good with a camera you should do OF
>>35098660Substance abuse problems run heavy in my genetics, and I'd really rather not risk finding out if I don't fall far from that tree.
>>35098695Mdrawing.
>>35098695MRules-lite RPG
>>35098678>Tiffany looks like a fucking pornstarThompson?
>>35098695MShort story about a guy stalking my friend
>>35098706PYW
>>35098690I'd be terribly embarrassed if i had dandruff for her to scratch off, but no its not weird
>>35098703You are vastly overestimating the average woman's earning potential on OF. Oversaturated market.
>>35098695M, I did some character design drawings and backgrounds with some students yesterday>>35098697He sounds based desu
Question for y'all since we discussed drugs and spooky shitState GenderIf heaven is real, would you be allowed in?
>>35098710Not here, never.
>>35098681what was the costume?
>>35098697Yeah, that's super weird. Is he hearing voices?
>>35098715MNot before I go through purgatory
>>35098695MI haven’t done it yet I just bought supplies to make a painting in memory of my cat who died
>>35098715fi'm going to hell or some form of nothingness.
>>35098708Oh lol. I meant to post that in the Friday Night Smackdown gamethread on /pw/
>>35098715MYeah. I believe it is real and that Jesus Christ is going to get me there.
>>35098715F,Probably not.
>>35098715MNo but I don't think it's real
>>35098715M, yes I'm a good boy
>>35098715MI dont know. I think the definition and qualification of heaven is too varied based on what version of religion people adhere to. I dont have a very rigorous idea of it myself.
>>35098695I have a frontend I use on my PC to sift through all my old games. I wanted to make some playlists for different things just for fun, like game series, manufacturers, generations, and so I had to make some simple videos and icons for all of them. I think it turned out nice.>>35098715No.
>>35098717Soup
>>35098715FAren't you not allowed in if you tried to kill yourself? So no I would not.
>>35098715FNope, I'm burning in Hell. Which is fine honestly, I'd take that over nothing happening after death.
>>35098714Also he is crash dieting and suddenly concerned with his body image. Said he wanted to straighten his hair and remove/bleach body hair and lose weight to look like one of those Finnish punks. Seriously, his words, he wanted to become Finnish. >>35098718I don't think so, but he said that he feels someone's presence (not hear) when occasionally when there is no one there.
>>35098695Does it need to be finished? If not, the novel I work on every day. If so, pixel art.
>>35098725>>35098726>>35098730>>35098734When you imagine heaven, what is it like, and who or what is keeping you from entering it?
>>35098737Saint Peter at the gates, reading off my multitudinous sins.
>>35098737>When you imagine heaven, what is it like, and who or what is keeping you from entering it?I imagine it how Christians imagine it, and since Heaven would require abiding by Christian Law, I know I'm not going there.
>>35098731>SoupWe got a wham bam shang-a-langAnd a sha-la-la-la-la-la
>>35098712>average womanwhy'd you bring me into this? we're still talking about you here
what age would everyone bei n heaven?
>>35098715MI have accepted Jesus in my heart but I wouldn’t assume so. There is a great comfort to know that at the end of darkness is a light
>>35098737I don't imagine it as anything because I don't think it's real.
>>35098739These are just my two cents as a lay Christian, not a member of the clergy, and almost certainly someone another Christian reading may feel comfortable calling a heretic...but I'm of the belief that the truth and reality of what Christ is will likely make itself more apparent to you as you approach your death. It will make itself completely clear to you after you die.I personally suspect you will probably go to heaven.I hope this doesn't come across as proselytizing; not my intent.
>>35098737I haven't thought that deeply about it. Whatever heaven there is, I'm sure I'd be turned away at the door.
>>35098741I don't understand this reference.>>35098742When you tally up all my points including face I end up firmly in the average camp I'm like a 6. Now you're the one being self disparaging.
>>35098748does 4chan have its own bishopdoes the internet
>>35098749Sure, but what kind of psychopomp do you see turning you away? I'm curious.
>>35098737a bunch of rocky floating islands with minimal tree coverage and short green grass over clouds. there is no architecture there. time doesnt pass and there are no seasons and no weather; it is always the same temperature with a light breeze. it is sparsely populated (because of it being actually really huge) and there are people who sit on their own islands with nobody else there at all. they usually just sleep there nothing else and a fair few of them find it boring and shitty. also they dont get to see even godits also very difficult to get into heaven but probably preferable to go to hell anywaymost christians are going to hell too its not a matter of belief or faith
>>35098737I'm not Christian and I don't live a pious life. But my idea of heaven would just be spending an eternity doing adventures and such with her. Not one place per se.
>>35098735>lose weight to look like one of those Finnish punks. Seriously, his words, he wanted to become Finnish.That is awesome, wish him luck>>35098743Babies like the cherubs>>35098745It is real
>>35098753No and no, but the internet does have its own patron saint.
>>35098761that's scary
>>35098761>It is realProve it
>>35098754I don't imagine anything like that. Like if anything, I'd die, everything goes black, then I wake up in hell or purgatory and get told "you weren't good enough for heaven, sorry".
>>35098761You already are a baby, just a big one
>>35098758>most christians are going to hell too its not a matter of belief or faithI think I can agree that most of us deserve hell, but I otherwise disagree. I think most people regardless of their faith are bound for heaven.
>>35098752just let me compliment your titties! fuck
>>35098769thats wishful thinking its better to just accept going to hell so youre at least mentally prepared
>>35098731What, how
>>35098763>its own patron saint.huhI'd have guessed skyking, "they told me I could be anything" kid, even "free shrugs" guy. I don't know who your discount broco is
>>35098769also im not saying most people deserve hell only that theyre going there. the reality is people deserve to be gone for good, like not have an afterlife
>>35098688Sorry. Seeing someone now.
>>35098761>Babies like the cherubsBiblically accurate cherubs are four headed monstrosities.
>>35098770Are we really doing this again the whole thing was that I don't like having them complimented get the fuck out of here.
>>35098769>I think most people regardless of their faith are bound for heavenWhy do you think that
WHat if there's a trillion levels of heasven based on how good of a person you are?
>>35098778fine sorry
Thumping my Bible rn. Thump thump thump
>>35098774I meant that literally, that guy is a canonized saint of the Catholic Church
Ill take a boobie compliment if we're passing those out
>>35098773>howA collapsible laundry hamper and a lot of felt and hand sewing/embroidery
>>35098776gush about him
>>35098784oh. don't you need to pull off a couple of miracles? what were his?
>>35098783Yeah sorry lmao>>35098780I think that people who didn't believe in life are still pretty likely to believe in death.
GenderWhat are you up to tonight?
>>35098786Did you have trouble fitting through doors
>>35098790MGoing to shower and cook dinner.
>>35098790MWatching Minecraft videos
>>35098790F,Watching this maury/Dave ramsay crossover reality TV show>this
>>35098790>What are you up to tonight?Watching MHA with my wife.
>>35098790A whole lot of nothing. There are chores I could do but I won't.>>35098792Why would a collapsible laundry hamper be too large to fit through doors?
>>35098733I think that's just a Catholic thing.
BREAKING NEWS>Emma Watson suffers brutal fall outside splashy celebrity party at LA hot spot Chateau Marmont>Hermione down.>Emma Watson took a spill arriving at GQ’s 31st annual Men of the Year Party at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles on Thursday night.>The “Harry Potter” star, 36, tripped in her black-and-white striped heels on the steep pavement entrance to the star-studded event in photos obtained by Page Six.
>>35098799Oh is it? The Catholics are the creepiest ones.
>>35098785Have we seen yours?
>>35098801Leftist shitstain
>>35098801>A celebrity trippedMust be a slow news day in LA.
>>35098801Why did the patriarchy do this?
>>35098801Buy toilet paper sell all your stocks
>>35098793What's on the menu anon?>>35098795>>35098796Care to link? Share with the class?>>35098798Nothing wrong with that. Chores can wait a bit. It's been a long week.
>>35098796>Dave ramsayI hate this boomer piece of shit
>>35098805They're probably trying to distract us.
>>35098809Whatever I can scrounge up in the fridge. Probably chicken and green beans.
>>35098810Are you in debt?
>>35098810This
>>35098809>Chores can waitYou wouldn't say that if you could see the state of my room lol.
>>35098803Ummm well not posted here but there's a >nil chance one of you people itt have seen irl/online elsewhere.>>35098796Caleb hammer
>>35098809https://youtu.be/AgVNsErBSGA
>>35098798I mean it would be unwieldy wearing that shit
>>35098802You can always just buy your way back in though
>>35098818Interesting...
>>35098788https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlo_Acutis>On 14 November 2019, the Vatican's Medical Council of the Congregation for the Causes of Saints expressed a positive opinion about a miracle in Brazil attributed to Acutis's intercession.>In 2020 the Catholic Church recognised the curing of a child's pancreatic disease as a miracle attributed to Acutis's intercession.>On the death anniversary of Acutis, Luciana Vianna had taken to Mass her son, Mattheus, who had the congenital defect of an annular pancreas which made eating difficult.>Beforehand, she had prayed a novena asking for Acutis's intercession. During the prayer service that followed Mass, Mattheus kissed the clothing relic of Acutis and asked he should not "throw up as much".>Immediately following the Mass, he told his mother that he felt healed and asked for solid foods when they arrived home. Until then, he had been on an all-liquid diet.>His doctors subsequently confirmed a normal appearing pancreas by ultrasound. Following this, Acutis's mother told the press that her son had appeared to her in dreams saying that he would be not only beatified but also canonised a saint in the future.>After a detailed investigation, Pope Francis confirmed the miracle's authenticity in a decree on 21 February 2020, leading to Acutis's beatification.>On 23 May 2024, Pope Francis recognised a second miracle attributed to the intercession of Acutis.>The miracle attributed to his intercession occurred in 2022, when a Costa Rican woman named Valeria Valverde had fallen off her bike in Florence, Italy, and suffered a brain haemorrhage with doctors giving her a low chance of survival. >Her mother, Lilliana, prayed for the intercession of Acutis and visited his tomb. The same day, Valverde began to breathe independently again and was able to walk the next day with all evidence of the haemorrhage having disappeared
>>35098790My bf's mom was over for her bday. It was nice, even if she got a bit too rowdy after drinking.
>>35098818>have seen irlThis implies an anon has plapped you
>>350986601. I don't like any kind of mind-altering substance. I always want to have control of myself.2. I really hate junkies and their antics, only reinforcing #1.
>>35098820>unwieldyLiterally howhttps://www.wayfair.com/storage-organization/pdp/whitmor-18-collapsible-laundry-hamper-yesb1022.html
>>35098660My brain barely works as it is, I don't want to cross any wires and end up like Connor Murphy
I plapped her btw
>>35098812Should be pretty hearty at least. Could do a lot worse.>>35098817My bedroom is an absolute wreck, I need to do dishes, I have a bag of trash that needs to go out... it can wait.>>35098819Seems like something I'd like. I'll watch it after I finish this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nd5Mxc7MF0
>>35098829I thought it was bigger
>GenderWhich cosplay could you best pull off?
>>35098833Yeah I gathered that.The hamper was just wide enough to get my hips into it wasn't any more unwieldy in doorways than my actual body.
>>35098838Jon Snow.
>>35098838MaleFat and balding
I saw a femanon boob irl once
>>35098842How did you accomplish such a feat?
>>35098838Andrew W.K.
>>35098838Unironically probably tomoko. I don't know how to style hair really and have eternal eyebags
>>35098842Same and they were sad saggy things
Why would a woman be "talking" to someone for a few months but never say anything good about him, always hint that I should hang out with her, and always make sure to spend time around me and give me long hugs when we depart. Also informs me everytime we talk that she's single.
>>35098825>bf's mom>she got a bit too rowdy after drinking.Kek
>>35098824interesting and pretty cool. I apologize for the "discount broco" comment, normal banter you know. I don't believe as you do but I find interest and value in catholic traditions. cathedrals are fascinating.
>>35098838FI've never seen the show, but Daria.
>>35098845Could you pull Kat Dennings?
>>35098838
>>35098838I was thinking Haruhi from OHSHC but I have boobs so idk
>>35098846I meant appearance wise, not skill/budget/time or anything.
>>35098838MI couldn't because of my race.
>>35098838Flynn Rider maybe but I have the wrong eye color
>>35098838MLex Luthor.
>>35098838People tell me I look like the guy who played Lucifer in that tv show
>>35098850No offense taken, I knew how you meant it. I'm honestly still surprised that I ended up becoming a Catholic as an adult.I visited most of the noteworthy cathedrals in western Europe when I was a teen, and they really bowled me over. I'm really grateful I got to see Notre dame before it burned.
>>35098848MThey like monkey branching. Been on both sides of it.
>>35098838I've been told I could do Kylo Ren.
>>35098858I mean things like having eyebags isn't usually a budget issue lol
>>35098852A woman who looked like her? Totally.
>>35098861The cartoon version?>>35098851Gf material
>>35098862You look like Mark Pellegrino?
>>35098843Months of aggressively debasing myself for a crumb of attention
>>35098870I mean if she showed you her boobs it couldn't have been that bad
>>35098867>A woman who looked like her? TotallyIs it true that for every hot woman there's a guy tired of fucking her?Because I feel like if I could pull a woman like that I'd never use 4chan again.
>>35098838MAlucard
>>35098848Because she's an asshole. I've been the guy she's talking to. She'll pick you in the end but idk if you really wanna stick around for that shit.
>>35098840>Jon SnowAn inbred manlet with a tiny pecker?
>>35098868>The cartoon version?More like the Bronze Age version.
>>35098872>Is it true that for every hot woman there's a guy tired of fucking her?That might be a little true. There's just a criminal dearth of women that I want to have anything to do with where I live right now.
>>35098869No, that’s not the right one. I’m swarthy
>>35098831*plap*And what did you rate my boobs?Men,Have you ever been in a situation where you knew you were in the wrong but are glued to the railroad tracks of self destruction? How did that go?
>>35098859Which race is there not a single character of?
>>35098871I saw only one and purely by accident lol
>>35098883Filipino
>>35098883NTA but can you name a Papuan character off the top of your head?
>>35098881Sucklable
>>35098885NTAhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fictional_Filipino_people????
>>35098881I stayed in an abusive relationship because the sex was so good.
>>35098884How the hell did that happen
Anyone remember pussy pumps?
>>35098888wtf rico is a pinoy?
>>35098890Wardrobe malfunction
>>35098874>>35098864Thank you. She recently got out of a long relationship (he went to prison) so I'm not sure what she wants. We've been friends a long time but the hugging and other stuff has been more recent (since she's been single). Not that it's good, but I feel like I'm the guy she could see herself with long-term and the current guy is just a fun person to fuck. So the backup option. And sadly I feel okay with that considering who she is.
>>35098891I remember preview pumpshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/JMQQK-uaUO4
>>35098893Of what sort man
>>35098813No, I'm just not retarded.>>35098838>Which cosplay could you best pull off?Dolores from Encanto or Panam from Cyberpunk.
>>35098897>DoloresCan I call you Lolita?
>>35098896Had a few buttons undone on her shirt and apparently wasn't wearing a bra
>>35098886No, but are papuans visually distinct enough that other Australasians couldn't pass as one?
>>35098881I've spent thousands of dollars on onlyfans and camgirls knowing it was bad for me and not worth it
>>35098849She's the "I'm __ years young!" sort of old lady.
>>35098900Verdict?
>>35098897Hot
>>35098899>Can I call you Lolita?Ball knowledge. Sure.
>>35098906A hollow victory. Very bad date
>>35098902Maybe other Melanesians, but not most Australasians what ever that word means.
>>35098911I meant on the tit.
>>35098881I once spent over $1,000 in a month on a gacha game. I spent so much that my diet was water and yogurt for a long while.
>>35098894>considering who she is.Personality wise, or she just hot?
>>35098885Wasn't the guy who played Bellamy on the 100 half Filipino? Just find an actor who looks kinda like you and go through their imdb lol.
>>35098915I'm trying to be a gentleman here anon. It was great but I feel ghoulish for owning up to accidentally seeing a booby
>>35098920Damn bro, try to be less of a pussy in the future
>>35098903Who's the best you've paid for?
Women, has your reset button ever been pushed?
>>35098922Ok daddy
>>35098926Das rite
>>35098894>She recently got out of a long relationship (he went to prison)We stacking stereotypes here
>>35098917Honestly both. We have great chemistry which is why I like her. She's incredible gorgeous, which is a bonus but her value to me is in her caring demeanor and how she carries herself as a person. She calms me down and she makes me feel a way I've only felt about a handful of women in my life.
>>35098894Don't say I didn't warn you jeez
I am scarily handsome
>>35098392Am I gay if I think this trans lady I work with is super cute and I want to hug her and make tender love to her? Do I only feel this way because I'm a khhv?
>>35098933Trannies do tend to mostly date other trannies, makes sense.
>>35098932*checks spycam*Holy shit..
>>35098933Yeah you're bi at least
>>35098933I'm inclined to say the latter unless you're busting nuts to trannies with their dicks out in your spare time. Then you're absolutely gay.
>sit at my desk playing bejeweled for so long i realize im dehydrated as fuck and haven't eaten in hours
>>35098933Depends on how well said tranny passes and if you just think he/she's cute or if you're also into getting fucked by him/her.
>>35098933F-Are you having sex? That would make you gay.If she's passing, and/or has feminity oozing out of her - being attracted to her doesnt make you gay. You're probably just horny.
>>35098941Bit of a hardcore gamer are we
>>35098933Nigga...
>>35098945 i don't want to leave my laptop.
>run into qt big titty work acquaintance at a bar>she comes over and gives me a side hug (I was sitting) and a quick hello before going back to her table with her friendsShould I ever wash that arm?
>>35098933Nuthin' gay about it, bruh.
Why did my phone's volume randomly turn to 100 when I clicked on a youtube video here? It was 0 since I watched porn like 30 minutes ago, I'd be a dead if it happened then
>>35098948I would never hug a work acquaintance. Sometimes I forget this is a usaian website.
>>35098947Bring the empathy box with you to the kitchen
>>35098943Why are you F minus?
>>35098956ughhh
>>35098958I don't get paid enough to be your glowie this is getting absurd
>>35098957I failed atoga school
>>35098925Yes. My bf made me like things I didn't.
>>35098940>>35098942>>35098943She passes really well and I wouldn't have known if the office gossip didn't eventually find it's way to me. For added context, I have no interest in being a bottom, and I occasionally, but rarely, fap to trans on /gif/.>>35098935I'm not a trans.
>>35098855Cute
>>35098929>her caring demeanorIdk man.. She's spinning plates, dating guys who get hard time in prison, "talking" to guys just for the dick. I think you're getting played.
men can suck and all but when you realize that women are retarded and evil it makes sense that they'd be cheating, civilization ending whores who don't have rights for most of history i just want to meet one that can accept it and submit to something better (me)
>>35098967>occasionally, but rarely, fap to trans on /gif/.You a lil fruity for that anon.
>>35098948I love when they do that.
Girls, are you embarrassed by how submissive you are?
>>35098967As a v you probably wont really know for sure until you have sex, but you're probably not? I wouldnt lose your v to her but that's my unsolicited opinion.
It's time**VOTE!**https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2o1lOZ0Fatshitter was voted off in round 2, ENTJ in round 1
>>35098954So you're saying there's a chance?
>>35098967why don't you just go be a chaser and keep us out of it fag
>>35098948My dental hygienist be like
>>35098977Yes. Thanks for reminding me.
>>35098984Good girl
>>35098984How is it embarrassing when you're a woman? Aren't you expected to be?
>>35098972>submitSubmission requires mutual respect in a relationship. If you dont respect her, she will leave you. You'll say she must have cheated but she just didnt like you disrespecting womens.
>>35098986Fuck you.
>>35098977Not that much, the one proper relationship I was in he wasn't super dominant or anything so I've never gotten to explore that side of myself outside fantasies desu
>>35098977Yeah I'm so submissive I need permission to be dominant. That's pretty embarrassing.
>>35098989Oh somebody's getting spanked now
>>35098989Finally admitting you're not a switch, huh?
>>35098980I wonder who the namefags themselves vote for
>>35098990Don't most hook ups try and choke women mow?
>>35098988>she will leave younah, i haven't been dumped since middle school women don't dump guys like me
>>35098999Dunno never had a hookup.
>>35098977Nah. I'm not that submissive. Eager to please and eager to obey are different things.
>>35098996Idk.
Anyone else have grandparents going senile who won't admit they need help?
>>35099004Haha.
>>35099000Oh ok, that's impressive. Why did you get dumped in middle school? Did she cheat on you?
>>35099006No, they're all dead
>>35099006I'm glad my grandma died at old age but before going senile. But experiencing them going slowly senile over time but be physically painful
>>35099008>Did she cheat on youidk probably she was annoying me asking me out so i just said yes then avoided her the rest of the week
>>35099000>women don't dump guys like meBecause of >>35098482 ?
>>35098983>tfw the hygienists at my dentist's office are all old and flatAt least I've occasionally had a qt hairdresser some of the times I've been a walk-in
Women thoughts on hot guys hitting on you on public transit
>>35099004Hot
>>35099013that's not me but if i had to pathologize myself i probably have that going on and more
>>35098980Looks like Sarge's latest crash out is costing him in the polls.
>>35099016If he's talking to me on public transit he's schizo or on something
>>35099012Dang, that's harsh. One would say you dumped her, sure she said the words. I think you can safely say you've never been dumped.
>>35099020Wish I was sometimes. The way women look at you guys makes me envious.
ok time to eat food and drink water after 6 hours of bejeweled
>>35099022nah i was dumped twice in 5th grade
>>35099024Meant for >>35099019
>>35099016Absolutely not. Im on public transit going to work/ home. Make a conversation not hit on me
>>35099003You'd obey a strong, older man that shows you what your body is capable of.
Do you all realize that I could crash the AI bubble in a heartbeat by just investing all my savings in an AI stock?
>>35098954>usaian websiteA what?
>>35099020It’s just Ohio and CB and green eyes and Swiss
>>35099031Nah. I don't like older men.
>>35099032You haven't already just for the lulz? What a puss.
You guys will believe everything you're told
>>35099041I believe that
I dont crave love like everyone else and it makes me feel like a broken person. Dating, tinder, all of that shit just sounds like a chore. I only want to rely on myself and try to be as self sufficient as possible. did something go wrong in my formative years? i barely feel anything
>>35099037One of them was me, as I've sworn eternal belligerence towards vague posters everywhere.
Does trump have autism?
>>35099041wdymbt
>>35099041Then tell me that I'm not seeing things and she is dropping hints that she likes me too
>>35099041Too right m8
playing runescape 3 right now. really don't know why i play grind ad infinitum games but here i am. grinding ad infinitum. i really want a girl to smoke a cigarette while she sucks my cock! google jadeyanh for an idea
Do women ever feel guilty for being attracted to dark triad men?
>>35099053Don’t pretend to be me
>>35099048
>>35099037One of them was me, but it was also sort of a vote for whoever keeps talking about this sarge person. I don't know why I have to keep hearing about years old drama involving this person.
>>35099054>jadeyanhShe's hot, but I don't think you're her "type"
>>35099055Not guilty
>>35099037I voted for myself ^^
>>35099060Yikes
>>35099062He was the one calling us femfreaks and stuff right
>>35099060I suppose I shouldn't judge since so many anons like BPDemons.
>>35099066No
My sister cosplayed Makima for Halloween and that made me very uncomfortable. Not sure why...
>>35099055Not guilty just stupid if it happens
Who remembers Blue Eyes? Who remembers Lydian? Who remembers Actuary anon? Who remembers Painter Boy?
Should I be Dark Aura farming?
>>35099071>Actuary anonThat's korra
>>35099070Nta, yes it seems so obvious afterthefact. Then it feels like "oh shit here we go again"
>>35099071Painter boy was so annoying
>>35099060Why not? Do you see it as natural given evolutionary psychology?
My sister is the only woman who isn't awful. My sister is great and I love her and will leave all my money to her when I kill myself. You could all take a lesson from my sister and be more like her.I'm not this weird anon btw >>35099069
>>35099079To feel guilt implies shame. I'm not ashamed of finding a man attractive.
>>35099070>>35099076So you're attracted to their affect not their "essence"?
>>35099071Blue Eyes is GaryActuary is KorraPainter Boy is Ohio
>>35099037Wait I’m not even rlly on here tonight ??and last night sarge and I were chilling
>>35099082It's probably their phenotype. Tall, muscular, dark hair, dark eyes, white.
>>35099083So we're just schizophrenic now
What impression do green eyes have on you irl?
my hands hurt.
>>35099071i only remember green eyes
WomenWould you rather date Link or Ganondorf? Any version of either is an optionMenWhich Zelda girl would you date?
>>35099086>dark hair, dark eyes, white.I don't think those traits correlate with narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy?
>>35099055Add them to my anime reverse harem
>>35099016when i was in university i used to chat up girls on the bus a lot until this absolute cutie let me do it for so long that i really got my hopes up, just to drop that she has a bf, but would still totally like to get together and study
Males,How long is the longest amount of time you've been able to cheat on your spouse without them knowing?
>>350990986 years later and she still doesn't know
How do I flirt or otherwise signal to a coworker that I'm interested in them if the company doesn't want me associating with coworkers at all? Just namedrop a place and the time that I'm consistently there and see if they come around?
>>35099088If female, I try not to compliment them since I assume they hear it all the time. Complimenting a brown eyed girl gets you places.
>>35099095That's the type I'm predominantly attracted to, then after getting to know them I discovered their personality disorders then I dont feel guilty - just stupid.
>>35099093>Which Zelda girl would you date?Easiest choice of my life. Though Mipha gets honorable mention.
>>35099098Never had a spouse, but ew I would never
>>35099098Never married, never cheated, never will.
>>35099098I would sooner kill myself than cheat on my spouse. I have excommunicated my entire friend group because they were okay with 3 of them cheating and I refuse to be a part of it because I'm ashamed to have ever been associated with them and wished they would all die.
>>35099100Been married for 6 years or is that just the duration of the affair?
>>35099086hollow cheeks and sharp jaw as a man = dark triad face. Also helps if you have black hairI look dark triad but i am light triad af
>>35099107t. Ethan Klein
>>35099063Just out of interestI’ve seen you fight with Ohio before and get annoyed with his performative niceness beforeLast night you were talking good about himWhat changed?
>>35099101>they>themYour coworker is the tranny, right?
>Sit in a hotel room doxing a girl on reddit who asked to be doxed.>The people in the room next to me are having sloppy makeouts.Some lives we lead, huh?
>>35099108>just the duration of the affair?This, married for 11
>>35099093>Which Zelda girl would you date?That wholesome qt at the farm in OoT. Obviously the grown up future version, not the literal child you weirdos
>>35098980Dont you dare kick fat fetish out. she is cute af
>>35099113No?
>>35099114>who asked to be doxxedIs that a thing??
>>35099115Why not divorce the 1st and marry the 2nd? Do you feel guilty at all?
>>35099093>Which Zelda girl would you date?I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks
We got big beefers doing barrel rolls now?
>>35099111Ethan Klein should do the dignified thing and immolate himself on the spot that he read his wedding vows to Hila.
>>35098734Hell is quite literally the worst state of existence any being can conceivably fall into though.
>>35099121So are they male or female?
>>35099119AlasIt was her or KP and we decided that whoever posted something slutty first would be spared
>>35099122Apparently, it's either some girl getting off on it or someone getting revenge?Anyway I'm not very sadistic so I discovered everything about her but I fucked up the whole "blackmail" part.
>>35099126I think he should try and fail to get another podcast or youtube channel off the ground while he rots away from drug abuse on camera for my amusement
>>35099123>Why not divorce the 1st and marry the 2nd? Kids, don't want the mess of it, don't want to marry the second>Do you feel guilty at all?Not really
>>35099114>show up to a bar to be comfy, have dinner, and read my book>people making out hardcore in the parking lot against their truckMan, it was weird seeing that sort of thing actually happen
>>35099080why am I weird
>>35099129Female. I'm a dude.
>>35099082Yeah pretty much. I've been bamboozled I don't actually like dark triad traits.
>>35099134I think it would devastate me to find out. So your wife is totally happy/unaware in married bliss? Or just sort of coasting? Is she cheating too?
>>35099139You'll need to be very careful then. Any prior run ins with HR?
>>35099144>Or just sort of coasting? More of this I guess, not quite in bliss. More like this is just our lives now. It's not how it used to be.>Is she cheating too?No idea, don't think so.
>FridayWhy are femanons here instead of with their FWBs like normal?
>>35099112I don't think I've interacted with him a whole lot overall. Anyways you can find an aspect of someone or something that they do annoying without hating them or having some big problem with them. Not everything is black and white. Last night I was just explaining why people, femanons esp, might want to reply to him.
>>35099145No. It's not a boss/subordinate thing either, but a conflict of interest since I'm supposed to narc on what goes on during the day. I don't really have anything to do with her department though, and we just see each other in passing.
>>35099151the femanons are. it's only lonely, sensitive young men like me browsing rn
>>35099150Sounds so sad. When the kids finish school gonna give her the boot?
>>35099153You said he seemed “really warm”……
I just made a basic grey box world that you can walk and move around in my first session of ever opening up Godot. So yeah, basically I'm a video game developer and my rise to glory is inevitable.Any foids here want to hop on this fame train early?
>>35099161Cool. Glad you're not using unreal engine.
>>35099163Why?
>>35099161for me it's unity.
>>35099157The wife or the mistress? The latter maybe one day, wife I don't see any reason to. Doesn't make life any worse just no better.
>moving the mouse with my hand unconsciously and i thought the cursor was a bug on my screenim dumb
>>35099171nta but why would you even marry a woman you could comfortably cheat on?
>>35099159....yeah? He seems like a kind person who is easy to interact with. Plus, I guess I didn't get what he'd been through. I don't think you should read too much into me, my opinions on other posters here don't matter in any meaningful way.
>>35099098I've never cheated. I've been cheated on, and that shit sucks.
whichever anon said the bridge over the river kwai was a good movie is a big fat liar -_-
>>35099175It was good when we were dating and for the first couple years
>>35099175He could probably cheat on anyone
>>35099170Well Godot was free on Steam so that kind of made the decision for me. Maybe I'll switch once I get to a real project.
>male comedians don't have to mock women>look inside>it's the unfunny spic on SNLSo I should be making fun of Hispanics instead of women?
>>35099185Probably.>>35099182No guilt or shame whatsoever?
>>35099181Yeah, watch Saving Private Ryan or Rambo instead
>>35099156>>35099151There's like 5 femanons here rn
>>35099186godot is fine too.
Why did God have to make me a cuck, why do I have to be a cuck
>>35099191>ramboi dont think that movie takes itself seriously so i doubt i could take it seriously
>>35099171>no betterThat's so sad, her sandwiches suck that bad?
>>35099188Lmao are the SNL fags still seething over that gym clothes bit said by someone who is actually funny?
>>35099195You aren't born with a cuck fetish
>>35099151FWBs are for women who are over their exes and not this depressed.
>>35099196The first one actually takes itself extremely seriously, the sequels are all parodies
>>35099180Sucks really bad, been there before. Seems like the bare minimum promise to eachother
>>35098980>Fatshitter was voted off in round 2,dang, and i've been behaving lately too >>35099119aww ty (U///U)
>>35099196I mean, the first one kind of did. Also happens to be the best one.
>>35099200I don't have a fetish, I just am one
Women, why do you go straight to the gluck gluck? You're supposed to be gentle with the cock first, tease it some.
>>35099206>>35099203hm ok then maybe i'll check it out ,
>>35099198I guess this post was from 2 weeks ago still this faggot is not funnyHis standup is just basic "I had stricter parents because mine was from Latin America" schtick that every other ethnic comedian does
>>35099190Alright maybe a little, but not enough I guess. >>35099197Don't remember the last time she made one actually.
>>35099204No kidding. Wouldn't treat a wild animal like thatNo idea what the fuck goes through some people's minds other than "me, me, me"
>>35099201Sorry to hear. Don't women get over exes a lot faster than men?
Why did they use Stallone for Rambo? He looks like a doe eyed dork.
GenderWhat’s your favorite movie and why? (Totally not fishing for recs)
>>35099216it's fucking insane how fast they get over us dudedon't let them fool you
>>35098790fi watched a movie with an atoga anon :D
>>35099219f what kind of movie r u looking for
>>35099221What movie?
>>35099214>Alright maybe a little, but not enough I guess.You should think about it a little harder maybe. Maybe don't be a deadbeat piece of shit and have a little self-control.Imagine what your kids will think when they inevitably find out. They'll lose any respect they have for you.
Why am I afraid of finishing, working on, and starting things? The feeling is actual fear, like a deep hollow pit in my stomach.
>>35099192that's sad. wish we had lots of hoes here
>>35099223>>35099181on the river* not over
>>35099214>no sandwichOh well she deserves it then>>35099215Cheaters never prosper
Are all flights actually grounded
>>35099220They start getting over us before the relationship is over. That's why.
>>35099229They're back up, but they were for a little bit. "Outdated equipment" causing issues apparently.
>>35099213It's amazing that despite how bad he is, he's still one of the better people on that show from what I recall, though it's been quite a while since I've watched it.
>>35099093Cremia. She's a nice lady.>>35099219The Hunt (Jagten). It's a Danish film about a kindergarten teacher who has his life absolutely shattered and is subjected to mass hysteria. It's harrowing and deeply moving. I've recommended it here before and can't recommend it enough.
>>35098578I don't see you posting anything better
Beau is Afraid was a great movie
>>35099219F Fight Club but it's difficult to explain why. I've never felt that way watching a movie before. I was transfixed. I even bought the novel and read it right afterwards.
>>35099181What the fuck was wrong with it?
>>35099243not the most fun movie to watch and way too long for how little plot there is
>>35099224>inevitably find outThey won't though, that's the point.
>>35099243It was fucking boring. You made 1-on-1 time with a femanon boring for me. Shame on you
>>35099247They all think this before they get found out, anon. You're such a stupid man.
>>35099240Is the novel better?
>>35099248kek at least it was beareable watching it w you anonnext movie time will be better.. trust
Why do none of you answer actual questions that I have
>>35099251I was joking, I wasn't the anon you were watching it withJust being a little shitSorry
>>35099252Wanna bump your question? I try to answer most questions aimed at men.
>>35099219MThat Mad Max Furiosa movie was great. I don't care what anyone else says, Hemsworth made that movie peak
>>35099236>>35099240Pretentious movie picks, we all know you’d sooner watch any comedy or action flick
>>35099254wow how dare u deceive me like this
>>35099256I still haven't watched it yet, but Fury Road practically had my jaw on the floor for a lot of its runtime.
>>35099255It was general >>35099225
We should find a secret little place where we can hang out and hide away in. Just you and me.
>>35099210They're probably trying to get it over with so they can eaten out
>>35099260Are you a perfectionist? Do you have low self-esteem?
>>35099250No. It's written almost exactly like the movie but it doesn't have the same charm.
>>35099257Yeah probably, it's easy to watch something like that. But The Hunt makes me really feel, even on rewatches. It sticks with me in a way that not many movies can. So it's my favorite, even if I don't think it's the most "fun".
why do some men look femenine? why is that?
>>35099264Thought that was Lana Rhodes for a sec
>>35099245>>35099248Zoomer fucking shits
>>35099268Socioeconomic factors.
>>35099263>Are you a perfectionist? When I start out. And then I fuck up enough to give up and say whatever it'll get done however it gets done.>Do you have low self-esteem?Absolutely
>>35099268Low test, high est. Shrimple as
>>35099268Low testosterone >>35099270Yeah I sure fucking hope he does
>>35099219MThe Fifth Element. The whole cast is chewing the scenery for the entire duration of the film. Great performances from Jovovich, Oldman, Willis and Holm.The costume and prop design in the movie is fantastic. The gimmicky cinematography is fun.The story is pure cheesecake. Love this dumbass movie.
Saw this online and my jaw literally dropped. It's hard to believe there are women this pretty alive. Imaging if i saw her in real life. I would probably faint on the spot
We need to extract test from the femanons and est from the manons. Then swap them, split the total evenly amongst them, and distribute it. This will fix gender relations
>>35099252To be frank, because >>35099225 looks like random schizo rambling and you didn't make it much of a question for us.
>>35099257I've been watching all kinds of movies this year! I basically haven't seen anything so I've been going through random recs and imdb ratings. I have like zero taste for movies yet. These are the last things I've seen.
>>35099273>>35099276hmm concerning
>>35099270srry anon the movie was just not itwhat did u like about it?
>>35099279she's high tier mid
>The Bridge on the River Kwai is considered as one of the greatest films of the 1950s. It was the highest-grossing film of 1957 and received positive reviews from critics. The film won seven Academy Awards (including Best Picture) at the 30th Academy Awards. In 1997, the film was deemed "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" and selected for preservation in the National Film Registry by the United States Library of Congress.[6][7] It has been included on the American Film Institute's list of best American films ever made.[8][9] In 1999, the British Film Institute voted The Bridge on the River Kwai the 11th greatest British film of the 20th century.Why can't zoom-zooms appreciate it?
>>35099279this has got to be a bit you cannot sincerely make posts like this every day
>>35099272You have a poor self-image and think of anything you work on as the work of a loser. It makes you wonder what the point in even trying is.You can fix this, but it probably won't be easy.
>>35099278She'd look great in a bukkake
>>35099283Did she make you wear panties yet?
i would straight up date a low tier mid girl if she were actually trad and not just larping
>>35099259I'm going to be real, Furiosa didn't have quite as many explosions or as much chaos as the movie-length car chase that was Fury Road, but it's a good watch and by no means boring. Chris Hemsworth blew it out of the park with his role.
>>35099286It isn't the 1950s. Standards have changed. It's not enough to just be a moving picture show with color, you need actual filmmaking, actual plot.
>>35099287I dont? this is only my 2nd or 3rd time posting a cutie here
>>35099291anon it's scary that you can tell it's me... but no and won't do it
>>35099281Come on how is that remotely schizophrenic >>35099288It's not just things I make though, like I'll procrastinate showering or breakfast or replying to a text for unreasonably long times. I've had the checkout screen for something I need to buy open in the background for like 3 hours
>>35099284The way Colonel Nicholson completely changes while somehow staying the same. He's a very complex and interesting character.
>>35099297You're my favorite Twinkie gayboy, it's only a matter of time
>>35099299Because you're asking us to tell you why you feel the way you feel
>>35099299Avoidancy, maybe executive dysfunction?
>>35099225ADHD? i have the same problem btw. I don't like doing things i am not good at. Once i realise it's going to take me a lot of work, i'm out
Why do women like assholes, bullies and murderers?
>>35099293>>35099259for me it's mad max 2 > 1 > fury road > furiosa > 3they were all really good. 3's second half is easily the weakest and brings it down but iirc george miller's best friend died while looking for locations in a helicopter so the movie was a hot mess
>>35099300my penis is too big for those>>35099303gee...thanks I guess... but I'm not gay!
>>35099307They don't, insane women doWhy do men want to be eaten by snake women?
Moids.Ever tribbed someone online?
I think the prettier women are the more insane they get.
>>35099311No, that always seem pretty weird to me.
>>35099307she could've dated a real man like me and i would've made her CNC fantasies come true without killing her. Sad
>>35099304So why do I>>35099305I guess that's what it's called clinically but why>>35099306I've had that thrown around but I've never been diagnosed or anything
>>35099311I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of, but thankfully I've never done that
>>35099316I don't know why your brain is the way it is, schizo
Thoughts on people who steal donation boxes?
If women had penises nobody would care about them.
>>35099316>I guess that's what it's called clinically but whyYou should probably go see a psychiatrist.
>>35099318Nutting on a screen containing a woman? What's so bad about that?
>>35099321imagine getting pegged by girl cock...
>>35099323i imagine its awkward to clean ur screen afterwards
Women, opinions on mating press?
>>35099325Just lick it up
>>35099311I thought tribbing was another name for scissoring.
>>35099308I'd have to go 2 > 1 = Furiosa > Fury Road > 3. Shame about 3's second half, Barter Town and the Thunderdome were peak. And although 1 is pretty good, it feels weird to rank it alongside the others. It's just completely different in tone being almost a buddy cop movie compared to the insanity that came later.
Need some serious answers: Is it really a bad idea to sleep with lots of women without ever dating seriously? I want to do it because i want to makeup for all the lost time. While i could realistically find a woman like me in my extended family and get married without too much hassle, i worry that i will have FOMO from missed out on fucking around and having a "hoe phase" as a guy
>>35099311nah but I masturbated on camera for a few girls :3
>>35099331yeah iwas just thinking ab out where to place 1 because it's relatively realistic and waaay different in tone
>>35099311I once spanked my ass red with a belt while fapping because an anon told me to
>>35099311No. That's pretty objectively weird as fuck.>>35099328I thought the same thing. "Is anon asking if I ever RPed as a girl and scissored with somebody else?"
>>35099334I do love how they just straight up recast the gyro captain's actor in 2 as a whole ass different character in 3.
Need boobs in hands. Might die soon
ok umm how do I increase my testosterone?
>>35099339Scream like Goku going SSJ3 for half an hour every day until it actually happens
>>35099337it's funny yea. he's also in a bunch of movies. he's the mouth of sauron, one of the bad guys in dark city, pops up in a farscape episode (also virginia hey in mad max 2 plays zhaan), and i think eh was in one of the star wars prequels too.
My poor asshole is beat up from years of shitting wrong.
>>35098948>tfw still have warm fuzzies and replaying this in my mind over and overIt's been a week anons, I think I might be broken
>>35099339Inject it
>>35099341>he's the mouth of sauronNo shit? I don't recall him in SW, but I haven't seen any of the other things you mentioned.
>>35099347yep lol
>tfw it's grippy
>>35099347also virginia hey
Should I kill myself if I don't watch and know nothing about movies
>>35099311I got a request for it once (from an actual woman, not a /b/tard using his sister's pics), and I was definitely tempted, but my shame won the day.
>>35099352Just try a different hobby, bruh.
>>35099340umm I like kenshiro way more>>35099345needles are scary can't i just eat meat or something?
>>35099355If it was that easy then everyone would be doing it
>>35099357fuck!
>>35099307It's kind of a bummer that a crusty old boomer murderer is more desirable than I am. Oh well, I'll get rich when the fusion industry rises.
>>35099337nta but that confused me a lot when I watched the third movie
>>35099321Trannies have simps, anon
>>35099307>Why do women like assholes, bullies and murderers?Not all women do. I don't. Those women are either mentally ill, have a fetish, and or mentally retarded
>>35099311Why, do you want one?
I am totally a slut. I am an established man who likes the opera, but I'm totally a slut
I used to have way more conversations and engagement here a year or two ago, what happened.
>>35099332The chads I knew in my youth are all washed up now. Nerds are about 50/50
>>35098801>Emma WatsonHoly chomp
Should I go out this weekend?
>>35099371Are you as hot as her?
>>35099372No...
>>35099373At least you won't be harassed then
Which moids here are total herbivores
I do jobSonderkommando
Women, at what stage is he allowed to ditch the condoms?
What risks do women take exactly?
>>35099069Vive La France!https://youtu.be/njw-g09XPmMhttps://youtu.be/AiiePD_lhrMhttps://youtu.be/S0ruc4v1IsY
>>35099376I'd never cuz I'm face deep in that beef
>>35098801Lmao. I'm surprised this mid Bri'ish actress is still relevant and still has simps.
>>35099382I thought this was going to be a hot French makima cosplayer...
>>35099385Lafayette, here we cum
More like lafagette
>>35099376I'm not, but it wouldn't surprise me if we had some gays around here
Imagine being French
>>35098842Just one tit huh? Didn't need to see the whole set?
>>35099376I still consume milk eggs and shellfish.I buy the milk and eggs from my friend who's a farmer, and he treats his animals well.
All the femanons are gone aren't they
>>35099389The women are incredible. The men are vile.
>>35099391How do you know those prawns weren't abused
>>35099392They're getting plappies from chad
>>35098842>tfw khhv and haven't seen irl boobaGood job anon, I hope it was consensual
>>35099395Not true.
>>35099392I went to make soup and decided to clean the microwaveI am back now
>>35098414Steal her
>>35099069your incest fetish sucks but makima cosplayers do get me bricked
Pretty sure my girlfriend is gonna dump me soon because she found out I don't like either american political party.That's all I said, I said they were both bought and paid for and nothing mattered.She was so excited for liberals to win the midterms.I voted for republicans but i couldn't give a fuck if they won or not really.She went to texting me once every 24 hours for a while.Now I'm trying to set up another date with her for the first time in over a week and she's being flaky.This from a girl who was clinging to my arm, letting me fuck her in her car, telling me I was so handsome...and now it's like she got the ick.And she hasn't even scraped the surface of my chuddery yet, most of which I had hoped to hide from her forever.
>>35098414Peer through the windows of a few houses, window shop, so to speak
>>35099393Literally the cuck capital of the world
>>35099216That only works if I'm the one who dumped them.>>35099219It's not my favorite but if you haven't seen Being John Malkovich you should watch that.
>>35099397Then where are they? Is ao3 back up?
>>35098437Experience doesn't mean much unless I'm hiring her. For a gf, as long as she's willing to learn, that's what matters
Femanon if no one else loves you then I do
>>35099401Just lie, dude. Don't let the DNC (or is this Canada?) cuck you.
>>35099393french women are BUILT for german men
>>35098954>Sometimes I forget this is a usaian website.???????It's much more likely to get hugged by an european. My hungarian female coworker even kissed my cheeks when it was her birthday(she did the same thing with every coworker)
>>35099409African these days
>>35099404Why'd he dump you?
>>35098569Maybe he's just tired and isn't ready to have a social conversation. That's what would be likely for me. Talking is fun but it's still work
>>35099410Nta. Id blush to death if I moved to Europe
>>35098596Damn qt you must pull, what's your secret?
>>35099332>find a woman like me in my extended familyBros gonna marry his cousin if he doesn't get to fuck around
Chad took my girl. I should have known I was too ugly, short, and lame to have a chance with her.
>>35098785You breast boobily
>>35099401To be fair, you’ve chosen to support the slightly more corrupt and evil of the two organizations.
Am I going to ruin my relationship? U guys convinced me to ask my bf abt cuck and foursomes and now we r on the apps together. Will I regret
>>35099422Yes
>>35099412I wasn't fishing for an opportunity to talk about it I was just saying.
>>35099422Do it it'll be amazing
>>35099424Understandable.
I LOVE HER
>>35099425I’m just nervous because I’m a jealous girl ik that’s highkey selfish but I don’t want to see him with another bitch. But I also kind of want to try it because I want the opportunity to be with a woman at least once. Is that a normal sacrifice to make or will it eat me alive
GenderHow marriable are you?
>>35099430MNot at all.
賢者タイムですよね
>>35099430f im a khhv virgin so i like to think my chances are good
>>35098933Nah ur straight. If ur attracted to a picture of someone online, are you attracted to your computer monitor? No, you're attracted to the image, the idea of the woman. If she looks like a women, being attracted to her is just biology
>>35099433It's not the 1800s, an adult female virgin is just weird.
>>35099414It's nice that I got free hugs all throughout my highschool and shit but I probably won't count them as real so I am still khhv.
>>35099429I don’t think not wanting to see your guy fuck someone else makes you selfish but what do I know
>>35099430FNot very I don't think. The average woman my age got married 6 years ago yet I am single.
>>35099422>U guys convinced me to ask my bf abt cuck and foursomes and now we r on the apps together. Oops.>Will I regretI mean, you don't have to get your cheeks clapped on day 1. Sext with one, go to a club and dance with somebody, go on a date with the understanding that nothing physical will happen (yet). Go in steps and stop if you get uncomfortable.
>>35099429Doesn't mean he has to have another bitch, if he's into it then he's into it
>>35099436What about a 32 year old male khhv?
>>35099430MI’m probably a year away from that if I’m being honest with myself. I’m only datable at the moment.
>>35099430MZero.Messy, tistic, overweight when any one is a disqualifier
>>35099439Hello grandma. I'll marry you on the condition that you stay in my home and bake shit
>>35099393>The women are incredible>tfw I got so many french women coming in my shithole country because of erasmusIs this my chance? I am too much of a pussy to talk with my local women but I genuinely don't feel afraid of foreign women. Should I just approach one at the manga section of my bookstore and ask her what she is reading? Is that a good strategy or not?
>>35099429Honestly getting cucked by a lesbian sounds hot af. I could totally be cool staying monogamous while my gf gets a baddie
>>35099445No thank you.
>>35099433Please marry me
>>35099448How can I sweeten the deal?
>>35099442That's also weird.
>>35099422Why do you take fetish advices from this place? Think for yourself.
>>35099422Did you tell him about the booty pic?>foursomesWhoa femanon finna be airtight
>>35099452Can I be fixed?
>>35099433Based
Good morning saars and ladies. What should I do with my day?
>>35099455Try getting some pussy
>>35099450You are not funny.
>>35099457Go back to sleep
Girlies A man asks you too fill in for him because a woman is making his workplace hostile. He specifically requests you, the only woman. How do you feel
>meet a girl actually in my age range (she's 27)>she has a boy friendhahahathe only single girls I meet are 18-20
>>35099458But like, how? Anyways I want a relationship, not pussy
>>35099457I do my jobSonderkommando
>>35099462>the only single girls I meet are 18-20That's based though? I'd only go for 16-18 girls since those tend to be more pvre even though they are immature.
>>35099439MI’m guessing I’m a year or two younger than you. I’m trying not to get too anxious about marriage but hope I find someone by 35.
>>35099446Bro, I'm a rizzless loser. You should ask the whole thread, or make one.
>>35099459Then why are you laughing
Do femanons undress like this?
>>35099465No thanks I'm 34
>>35099466I was never really anxious about it I was never sure I wanted it but right around the age most of my peers were getting married I did get a little itch for it and some baby fever but it went away. I liked the last guy I dated enough to maybe marry him eventually but he did not feel the same way about me. I'm just going to go be a swamp witch or something it'll be fine. Good luck though.
>>35099467It was a question for the whole thread really
>>35099465NTA but I think 25 is the youngest I could go. Ideally my gf/wife would have memories of the world before every elementary schooler had a smartphone and were plugged into social media
>>35099474If he came back for you would you welcome him with open arms?
>>35099473Ok, you do you.
>>35099468Then why am I dead?
>>35099476My sis was born in 2006 but didn't have an iphone until she was like in high school. It depends on the person
>>35099477Honestly no. I'd be kind of pissed off actually.
>>35099479Died laughing
>>35099476I think I have to disqualify any woman under like 28 for this reason. I tried dating a 25 year old and there just wasn’t enough common ground for me even with only a five year gap at the time
>>35099482You didn't get my MCR reference it wasn't meant to be.
>>35099474Thank you swamp lady.
>>35099485They were before my time, why do you think I called you grandma
>>35099243Part 1>Obi wan Kenobi goes into cage and refuses to build a bridge for Japs; later is let out>Duration: 1 MOTHER. FUCKING. HOURPart 2>Obi wan decides to build bridge to prove that the Japs are dumbass engineers compared to the Brits>A diff guy who escapes in part 1 is forced to go back to destroy the bridge>Duration: ANOTHER. MOTHER. FUCKING. HOURPart 3>Bridge is built>Literally have an atogan-style gay party at night>Second guy and crew wanders in jungle, kills some Japs, sets up bomb at night to blow up next day when a train goes over it>Duration: 30 minutesPart 4>River runs low exposing bomb wires>Obi wan finds wires and man with detonator>Instead of saying the train has injured soldiers on it, he yells for help to reveal to the Japs that there's a bomb >Everyone dies, with bridge is destroyed and train goes off>THE END>Duration: 10. MOTHERFUCKING MINUTESPhilistine my ass, this movie sucked dick and balls! Where tf is Filmanon who rec'd this movie to Green Eyes? Green eyes, you here? Wtf was this? I feel like that bike fitness lady who was the leader of the cycling class that Christopher Nolan took where she literally said to everyone there that Tenet sucked! That was 3 goddamn hours.Seriously, wtf is supposed to be good bout this movie?
Unironically why does life stack debuffs? If you are ugly and short couldn't you at least have a big dick or be smart or funny or something?
>coworker is pragnet Why is she now like 1000% more attractive?
>>35099489I have the "broken asshole" debuff
>>35099483>tfw I am 25 and millennial women might think the same stuff about meIt's over...
>>35099490You're a cuck and get turned on by other men getting women pregnant
>>35099487These god damned zoomer men are going to cause a premature wrinkle on the bridge of my nose I'm pinching it so much. You irritate me. No GameCube before bed and I'm going to tell your mom you misbehaved when she gets home.
>>35099493I have a oregnancy fetish as well but I am not into cuckshit.
>>35099492Eh you never know. Just don’t act like a teenager and you’re probably fine.
>>35099403is it even cuckoldry when both of them are sleeping with others at the same time?
>>35099494Mom doesn't care, she let me play video games until 3 am and we all ate dinner separately
>>35099492Hole access denied if you don't remember 9/11
>>35099493It's more like she's beautiful and I wish I could have done it instead. Cuck shit is weird and not my thing at all
>>35099480Wtf, how old are you? Did you grow up Smokey mountains or some shit?
>>35099495>oregnancy fetishWell there's your answer, are you fucking retarded or did you just want to share this shit nobody cares about because it turned you on
>>35099499Am I allowed to make 9/11 jokes?
>>35099498No wonder you're terrible she didn't even try.
i found out almost 50% of people report some form of infidelity at one point
>>35099490Tits swell up?
>>35099501Nah my dad was just anti technology. I didn't even get vidya myself until I finished middle school with good grades
>>35099505It's a new world and dad wasn't around to whoop my ass
>>35099422Green eyes? Going beyond a normal twosome really requires both parties to feel safe and secure about each other. Like both people care about the other person's happiness. If either of you feel there's a chance that you're gonna be jealous, or that it's gonna be unfair in a way, or insecure about themselves when the other two people enter the picture, a foursome is not the right move. This really takes some thought and discussion between the two of you. None of use here can give you a yes or no answer cause we aren't a part of ur relationship
>>35099505>>35099498I wonder where the mommy issues came from?
>>35099510Blah blah blah shut up nerd
Why are women like this?
>>35099499I know you are joking but that's genuinely depressing to think, all the millennial women I've met irl have been so nice. I want one.
men, would u give a girl like this a chance?
>>35099499Milady
>>35099511I don't have mommy issues, I have grandma issues
I like to think I'm a pretty well adjusted person. I mean it's not true, but I like to think it.
>>35099516Does she stink
>>35099516Is that you Fatposter?
>>35099516I genuinely think I have no standards(maybe just against obese women). In high school I had a colleague exactly like this, she even had a half moustache and I would have banged here if I got the chance.
>>35099516Cutting is too much for me unless she's been clean for like 4-5 years.
>>35099522>high school I had a colleagueNigga those are called classmates, what country are you from
>>35099507I'm sure they did, but idk the belly aspect itself seems attractive. desu I've found that even little potbellies are cute too. I don't like fat sagging hamplanets, but maybe I find firm bellies hot in general.
Everything that exists without my knowledge, exists without my consent.As simple as that.
>>35099515They're fake nice quirk chunguses
>>35099516This girl looks 19 so probably not
>>35099521depends which one u think i amim not the newer fatposter>>35099520idk if she does but i dont>>35099522u should have standards >>35099523what if she only does it once-twice a year?
>>35099525Yeah classmate whatever. I am an esl, forgive me.
>>35099530>idk if she doesProbably. Sigh, pussy is pussy*Puts on the clothespin*
>>35099530>what if she only does it once-twice a year?Nah, she needs to fix herself before building a life with someone.
>>35099530>im not the newer fatposterThere's more than one girl with a fetish for fat guys?
>>35099530>u should have standardsI genuinely can't build any standards. Maybe if I ever get to actually date an ugly girl I would probably aim higher if things don't work between us but until then just a chick not being obese is enough for me.
>>35099534idk if she has a full on fetish but she has posted abt liking chubby hairy guys and ive seen ppl refer to her as fatposter so i was just making sure>>35099532subtly offer to have shower sex with her>>35099533i get if this is ur personal preference but i think its normal for ppl to not be their perfect and best vers of themselves before dating especially if said flaws wont affect their partner
>>35099539>flawsBro it's full blown mental illness and self harm
>>35099540self harming doesn’t always equate to mental illness,
>>35099462https://youtu.be/Byz94fkwf6U
>>35099516A galstache can be cute.
>>35099516She looks like Aya Stark.
>>35099494>zoomer menI can't imagine ever getting to the age of 30 I really hope my future self will the guts to an hero before I get there
When will they add this slider in real life?
>>35099516Fuck no
>>35099515I hate to break it to you but I'm not joking at all. Find me a guy who was alive during but does not remember the OJ Simpson trial and who remembers what he was doing during 9/11.
>>35099539You certainly don't have to be perfect, but active self harm is the reddist of flags.
>>35099499A person could be 28 and not remember 9/11 at this rate...
>>35099550only if she or he is doing it consistently then yes
>>35099516
>>35099551Yeah that's too young for me. Baby brother's age. Do not want.
>>35099541Nta. Yes it does, mental illness is defined as a pattern of thoughts or behaviors causing harm or impairment to oneself or others.
>>35099549>I hate to break it to you but I'm not joking at allNOOOOOO!I finally got my first rejection at least.
>>35099549Damn, I barely make the cutoff. I was born a few months before his trial.I lived in western NY during 9/11. We were watching Good Morning America in class, but our teacher shut it off after the first plane hit.
>>35099545NTA. It's really not that bad, especially for a guy.
Girlies You must choose between rebel yelling Virginia men and those of New York, Pennsylvania, and Massachusetts
>>35099545My thirties have only just begun and are already so much better than Teenage Years II: This Shit Still Sucks But Now I Pay Bills Too
>>35099561>rebel yelling Virginia menWomen don't like losers, bruh.
>>35099553You don't get to make the rules
>>35099553You talk about cutting yourself like it's a glass of sherry you have on Christmas and Thanksgiving. You unintentionally prove my point.
>>35099563Dammit we fought
My hands are too calloused to jerk off properly, how can I get to sleep?
MI'll cut myself just to make a point.
>>35099563Kek
>>35099567Get one of those foot scrubbers for girls
>>35099566Shoulda figured out how to manufacture more munitions.
>>35099080I luv my sister but I don't like that she fully believes in the feminist movement. I still think sisters are the most precious thing in the universe.
>>35099561I'm at least used to the second kind I'll roll the dice and hope I don't get a Pennsylvania one. The rebel yelling men have some type of mysterious podunk allure but it evaporates when you see how big the flags on their trucks are.
I am envious of 1st world country anons since they have a higher chance of meeting a femanon that lives in their own country.
>>35099080My sister is my oldest friend and I’m kinda bummed she doesn’t want to have kids. I wanted to be a fun uncle.
>>35099567Time to get good at arts and crafts. Embrace your inner macgyver
I wish I had a little sister. But not in a weird way
>>35099573>I luv my sister but I don't like that she fully believes in the feminist movementMy sister hates that I'm a moid, she wanted a youngster sister. And yeah, she's a BV level feminist.
>>35099576I don't, there's only 5 Million in my country even if it is first world.
>>35099576Idk where you are but please say there bro
>>35099576Are you from India?
>>35099579Being a big bro rules. Putting the fear of god into boyfriends is fun.
>>35099576Don't you guys meet your wives just like the Flintstones? How do you not meet native women?
>>35099580>she wanted a youngster sisterOnee-chans are scary but mine is not that bad. She loves me but some of our discussions can get pretty heated especially regarding women and the modern society and all that stuff. She even called me an incel.
>>35099555hopefuel..>>35099565intention =/= act
From Sanest anon here !BBitch9lZ>It wasn't good or bad or ugly or attractive. Personally I like him.>It's more like a (left/right)withdrawn/volatile on the x axis and a (top/bottom)community oriented/self involved on the y axis>So ohio is in the top left quadrant, exhib bottom left>Gary and QT bottom right. It's to illustrate the spots they fill and which might feel more warm or easy to interact with. QT can be a bit of a quadrant hopper though, depending on his mental state.State gender, where are you on the described spectrum? pic rel
>>35099378>Women, at what stage is he allowed to ditch the condoms?Femanons, can I get an answer to this?
>>35099582>>35099583I am from the balkans and don't worry I don't plan on moving anywhere. I only sometimes travel with my family.>>35099585>Don't you guys meet your wives just like the Flintstones?Nope.
>>35099589Shut up
>>35099589How am I supposed to know without a neat little quiz to help me?
>>35099589MI’m in the red quadrant, probably close to the center.
>>35099590I do not think my answer will be helpful lol
>>35099592It seems like women from there are hot. We've got septum pierced feminist hamplanets here
>>350995973rd world women are completely retarded bro
>>35099596Can't take bc, huh? I had an ex like that.
>>35099599Huh? No my answer is "how can you ditch something you were never using in the first place" See what I mean? Not helpful.
>>35099597>It seems like women from there are hotYes, some of them are pretty how but feminism has already infiltrated my country as well. I still want to date a 4chan femanon or at least a foreign woman, I don't really feel close to my own country's gals. >>35099598It do be like that
>>35099589MI'm probably like 25% left of center and 50%ish down from center.>can socialize really well in spite of keeping people at arms length>tfw still a 30+ khhv because I don't know how to properly initiate or escalate to an intimate relationship.
I want to get my friend pregnant
>>35099433This just means you're ugly as fuck.
>>35099379>women also have to take risksThe risk in question: Waiting for Chad to approach first
>>35099601Oh, damn. Based as fuck.
>>35099603Maybe if you went outside and socialized with them instead of on the Internet with us you'd feel closer to them
>>35099603>but feminism has already infiltrated my country as wellOnce Enver Hoxha was gone it was only a matter of time.
>>35099606ugly girls can be marriage material too..
>>35099610It's insane how many people here this applies to
>>35099558Hey, is this boob autist?
>>35099592>balkansThat's one of those Slavlands, yeah? Slav women seem really attractive and playing STALKER irl seems neat.
>>35099612Only if they have wide hips.
>>35099601Pull out method indeed BTFOs condoms.
>>35099506I hate women so much.
>>35099616NTA. As a burger, my impression of them is that they're beautiful but soulless
>>35099614It's vague bullshit that means nothing. Social media has ruined the le just go outside meme. Bitches don't want to meet random men when they already have all the Chads in their dms.>>35099612They can, but it doesn't mean much if you're only that way because you're ugly.
>>350996271iq
>>35099601You're hot femanon and a good person
>>35099610I am not that good at socializing but the few times I've tried I didn't feel the same connection. There are probably girls that would fill the void and I'll try to talk more but it's rather hard.
