Thoughts on the secretary Bird?
very pretty
This bird shows off a lot of features similar to attractive women
>>4989916>air sacs, cloaca, BEAKYou're right.
If not sex, why sex shaped?
what a slutty bird
reminder that males look the same
used to like them until it became evident they only get posted here by birdfuckers with foot fetishes now they just make me angry when i see them. thanks an.
They sure hate reptiles
>>4991527thats a seriema
>>4990160the curse of pretty
>>4990160A cloaca is a cloaca
>>4989049>has thigh highsWhat did God mean by this?
zoophile thread!
>>4989916>Wrinkly face>skinny >dry feet with long nailsOld crackhead vibes
>>4989916>red-orange eye shadow>hair plume>thigh highs>long eyelashes (fake)It's an egirl.
>>4996826That bird is giving ugly vibes.Looks more like a tall old prostitute than like Chapel Roan.Pretty small birds (even the male ones) are the ones that give e-girl vibe.
>>4996178Hey, thatโs me!
I would fuck that bird. Very pretty.
so fucking cute>no youtube, I will not turn off adblockhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l88IWh8ymD0Also clips of them deepthroating entire animals like snakeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2J4oeoiUU
>>5000051>up to 20lb kick>up to 4' tallThey objectively haveLONGLEGS
>>4989049>fags only care about the eyelashes >when the coolest shit about them is their absolutely lethal kickin moves
nice feet
>>5002582
other birds have eyelashes too
>>5007437other... maybe dare i say... prettier birds?
>>4989049Pretty neat fighting stance and moves, specially the kicksOH, also. Why do they emit such a SLAYYYYYYYY vibe? I'm so fucking confused.
>>5007552Damn, do you need more buzzwords to form something akin to an opinion or do you need more? Hey, you can found more hurting ones in fucking urban dictionary you fucking troglodyte.Anyway, nice try tho. Next time you'll do something worthwhile.
>>5007564 raped
>>5007564lol nice one. Although you shouldn't tell us what you dad did to you, it's kinda sad maybe add 2 more buzzwords and you'll do it.
>>5007549>Why do they emit such a SLAYYYYYYYY vibe?It's the national bird of Floptropica https://floptok.fandom.com/wiki/Secretarybird
>>4989049She's what the kids would describe as "cunty"
>>4990160There are no male secretary birds, anonSecretary is a girl job
>>5007746Trans icon
>>5007142Imagine a kung fu movie about secretary birds kicking the shit out if eachother
>>5007437>>5007441secs are more than their eyelashes, you know
Sex with secs
>>5007437>>5007441They don't look aesthetic.
>>4989049Cool, beautiful bird, but I can't be a full fan because I love snakes
Idk never personally met one but this guy seemed alright
>stomp stomp stomp smash stompfunni bird
>>4989049>what should we name this bird>well it looks like a professional that sleeps her way to the top
>>4989049uh anons.. is pic related legit? Ive got the land.
>>4989916>>4989975>obsessed with long noodles
>>5022709Then it wouldn't be interested in you.
>>5022711:(
>>5024095>We only step on snakes, not little worms
>>4989916>steps on phallic objects with her feetmmmm...
>>4989049looks kinda faggy
>>4989049Tall chicken
>>5022668Even if it is legit AND ethical (highly unlikely) you'll just waste a G and kill a bird with your incompetence and/or perversion
>>5027689And proud of it, bitch
>>5007441Shalom
Hello fellow secretary birds
>>5049854He mogs
>>5049854MANLET
>>5051904Reminds me of that white parrot villain from the Rio movie
Ok
>>4989049>Thoughts on the secretary Bird?I rarely think about them
>>4989049Funny little dudes