>Fur seals (actually sea lions) are sometimes spotted raping penguinsHow common is this for animals? Using animals smaller than you and of a different species to relieve your own sexual frustration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxe-eTekbPAVideo link for those interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxkLd-8fODk
>>5055941>seals are incels who can't get any from their own specieslol
>>5056096>>5056098They're sea lions actually
Young bull elephants under musth without the guidance of older bulls will attempt to rape rhinos
>>5055939I recall once seeing a frog rape a monkey in the face.
>>5056689You must mean that chimpanzee frog videoIt was the opposite with the chimp raping the frogI think it was this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhDkoQniZpU
>>5055939Dolphins>>5055065
Why isnt this thread popular
>>5058050because it's kinda disturbing seing animals rape each other, especiall when the receiving party gets injured or killed
>>5056691to think this is probably the first frog ever in history to have a throat full of monkey dick.
>>5058350More threads need to be made about animals doing 'icky' thingsMore infanticide threadsMore blood, violenceMore sexual violence
>>5058476sure I have no problem with that sutff, I just don't want to look at a penguin getting crushed to death by sealion cock
What do you guys think about Eugene McCarthy's theory that humans originated as hybrids of pigs and apes?
>>5059561of all animals why pigs?
>>5059563He published a huge number of anatomical similarities between humans and pigs, some of which are unique. I don't remember the full list but it included things like subcutaneous fat deposits and the relative infertility of humans (because we're hybrids). Also, in reference to cannibalism, human is often called "longpig" because of the similarity in taste and texture between human and pig meat.Interesting theory, probably false.
>>5059563>relatively hairless>skin colors reaching from black/dark brown to pink>omnivores>make high pitched squeeling noises when threatened or hurt
>>5059580>probably false.More like totally false. We're similar because we're all mammals
>>5059580The only way you’d remotely believe this is by consciously ignoring the huge differences in physiology, and by throwing the entire concept of genetics into the wood chipper.Be smarter than that, or I’ll be force to make you suck my corkscrew dick.
>>5059673That would be like saying "jaguars and tigers are not related; they're just similar because they're both mammals". Your argument assumes its own conclusion in the premises. It's circular. There are a large number of similarities between humans and pigs that are not shared by other mammals, including the other great apes.>>5059723The differences in physiology, under this argument, are explained by ape DNA. Genetics allows hybridization between species.To both of you: I don't believe the position myself, as I said, but neither of you mustered a cogent argument against it.
>>5059617>>skin colors reaching from black/dark brown to pink>>omnivores>>make high pitched squeeling noises when threatened or hurtBut all those things apply to other apes/monkeys too
Here's McCarthy's list of traits that humans have but other great apes do not:https://www.macroevolution.net/human-origins-2.html
>>5059917His reasoning is pretty bad since a lot of those traits he claims that other primates dont have is wrong>Lightly pigmented eyes exist>Many primates have visible sclerae and iris color variation. >Some even have pale or amber irises.> Protruding, cartilaginous nose>Proboscis monkeys have enormous them
>>5060267My own view is that he's honest and reasonable but wrong. He doesn't deny the existence of light eyes in apes because he says "Lightly pigmented eyes common." Keyword common. But you got him on the nose.
>>5058461>>5056683>>5056691>>5057233Worth noting that these aren't technically natural behavior since they all took place in zoo/zoo-adjacent conditions
>>5055939giwtwm
What's that facial expression trying to convey?>I'm not the happiest I've sunk to this either
>>5055939True seals (phocids) such as grey seals, monk seals, and elephant seals like to rape as well.
>>5062215As in rape other seals or other species
>>5061731Cute seal
>>5062272Both. Elephant seals will rape almost anything with a pulse.Male northern elephant seals (Mirounga angustirostris) attempt to mate with a variety of inappropriate partners, including elephant seal pups, yearlings, two-year olds, pregnant or otherwise non-receptive females, and dead elephant seals of all age classes (Le Boeuf 1972; Reiter et al. 1978; Le Boeuf and Mesnick 1991; Mesnick and Le Boeuf 1991; Rose et al. 1991; Reiter, personal communication). I saw a male elephant seal at the water's edge playing with a young harbor seal pup. The elephant seal bit the pup and chased it through shallow water. Back on the beach, it put its chin on top of the pup and then placed its forequarters over the pup in an attempt to mount it. The pup seemed distressed, and after several minutes it escaped to a higher area of the beach. The elephant seal then quickly moved toward other harbor seals swimming in the shallow water.
>>5062866These are actually for filtering krill like whales do, they're blunt as all hell and wouldn't be able to do much but leave indents if one of them bit your hand. They're called crab-eater seals, albiet misleadingly. They don't eat any CRAB crabs, just sea bugs.
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>>5062953they also try to fuck cars
>>5059561>humans originated as hybrids of pigs and apesprobably one of the dumbest things I've heard
>>5062953Not surprising. Animals are pretty stupid.
>>5064355sexual deviance indicates high intelligence. religions condemning it originate from the lowest IQ parts of the world. ergo, elephant seals are geniuses.
>>5062953>Male northern elephant seals (Mirounga angustirostris) attempt to mate with a variety of inappropriate partners, including elephant seal pups, yearlings, two-year olds, pregnant or otherwise non-receptive females, and dead elephant seals of all age classes Makes sense, given how hard it is for a male to mate with Beachmasters hoarding as much as 50 females>I saw a male elephant seal at the water's edge playing with a young harbor seal pup. The elephant seal bit the pup and chased it through shallow water. Back on the beach, it put its chin on top of the pup and then placed its forequarters over the pup in an attempt to mount it. The pup seemed distressed, and after several minutes it escaped to a higher area of the beach. The elephant seal then quickly moved toward other harbor seals swimming in the shallow water.Not that bad all things considered, there haven't been confirmed reports of elephant seals raping penguins >>5064273Pretty sure that's them thinking of cars as other male elephant seals >>5064367This, dolphins and orcas both display the same behavior
>>5058050>Why isnt this thread popularMost people aren't zoophiles.>>5055939>How common is this for animals?You're not a fur seal anon. You're just one of 1.5 billion Indians receiving money from American feds on their fed honeypot 4ch. Indians are actually famous for having extremely small male genitalia.
>>5064367>sexual deviance indicates high intelligenceNo it doesn't anon. It indicates that you're too stupid to mate with reproductive ages women...>religions condemning it originate from the lowest IQ parts of the world.Abrahamicism didn't invent "hating homosexuals" you stupid moron. Islam doesn't prohibit necrophilia, zoophilia or even homosexuality if it's a young boy dressed as a girl. It simply codifies sexual degeneracy. And Islam copied that stupid shit from Judaism as did Christianity. And you know that quoting religious scripture in /an/ is a ban-able offence.You're a moron.
>>5064719wtf are you on about?
>>5064724stfu fed. You're a loser. You are stupid. Nobody has ever accidentally called you intelligent.
>>5060356To my knowledge, external traits can manifest in greatly different species via convergent evolution Like how sharks and dolphins both evolved streamlined bodies and finsSo shouldn't he know that?
>>5055939OP wishes he was the penguin.That's it.That is the only reason he started this thread.
>>5065642I wish I was the fur seal actually
>>5061084The fur seal or the penguin?
>>5059561This guy is just fucking weird. His base theory is interesting, but the conclusions are absurd. He sees a woolly pig and immediately thinks a sheep must've shagged a pig because whoa no way bristles can curl. Dude isn't completely dumb, but he's a clown and sorely needs a handler to filter his bullshit
>>5058462Probably not desu. Just the first frog seen on camera.
>>5064367BASED
Am I the only one not bothered by all this “aNiMaLS RaPe otHeR sPecIEs”? They’re animals, they’re dumb, their genitalia is incompatible, this is probably no more traumatic to them than getting your leg humped by a dog.
>>5067451> their genitalia is incompatiblethis actually makes it deadlyits like a horsecock up the anus for the penguins. penguins do not have dicks or accommodations for dicks. they die every time. who cares is apt for giraffes fucking elephants or chimps boning jaguars or something but seals are just nasty
>>5067453How do you know the seal managed to get its dick in the penguin’s cloaca and wasn’t just rubbing on it?
>>5067451Chimps do it too, it's fine
>>5067451It can be deadly, especially when it comes to dogs. That is why humping behavior should be discouraged