A thread for otters, wolverines, badgers, martens, grisons, weasels, stoats, tayras, fishers, polecats, ferrets, and ferret-badgers. Post pictures, videos, and stories about these cute, intelligent, and mischievous critters. Thread theme inspired by:https://apnews.com/article/taylor-swift-otter-tshirt-monterey-bay-aquarium-kelce-7272d1970336b02a3a97b4814a54a2f3
>>5062222Got your surfboard (again)
>>5063820I will article 12 please
>>5063820>hog badgers forgotten as usual
>>5063820cute
I saw a big 'ol fisher cat the other day, it was COOL
>>5066375And a weasel
>>5066375>>5066377Lucky, I wish I could see one of these niggas in the wild.
>>5066637You have to leave the proper signals
Hello /an/imal lovers, a representative from /147/ here (Snooker thread on /sp/).Just popping in to inform you that there is a female Thai snooker player called Nutcharut Wongharuthai and she goes by the nickname "Mink". We affectionately refer to her as a mustelid and like making silly posts about her being a literal riverbank creature. That's all, bye for now!
>>5067360Get furaffinity on this
>>5067360based
>>5066375it was getting ready to hunt some lynx
>>5062222are skunks allowed?
>>5069627yes
I got to play with some otters at a zoo. They kept hiding rocks in my shoes, 10/10
>>5063820By far the cutest family of animals
>>5072377agreed
What's your take on Enhydridon? It was land otter the size of a lion
>be a least weasel>go into North Africa and Iran>be unable to expand into China past Beijing and America past Appalachiawhat did they meant by this ?
>>5073950Ancestor of sea otters (Enhydra)
>>5074592How about the Most Weasel?
>>5066637>>5066307>>5066305bloop
>>5062222Wolverine to the rescue:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNgv3opJqoQ
>>5079129aww
>>5079129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bskDDjCjNVQ
>>5079727>>5079129I'd like to see a cat do this
>>5066307He looks mean
>>5079727Mustelids have the be the smartest Carnivorans, no?
Post mustelid dripI got this from hot topic and rocked it around this weekend
>>5083033cute
>>5083674My feed has been full of ferrets for the past 2 months! ^.^
Hello. I like the mustelids except otters (eww) and honey badgers (ugly). Will I fit in here?
>>5083907This is otter territory. You sound like a faggot.
>>5084501BOOP
>>5083907>>5084501OTTERBROS
>>5086433>>5084501MEEP
>>5074592Chinks and hillbillies ate em.
>>5063820List is nowhere near complete
>>5087228arf
I know a cute girl who has a ferret who posts on r9k. Met her at a wedding she was actually pretty cute and funny. I could save her
>>5089865Why does she need to be saved?
Saw a spotted skunk today. Didn't get a picture because it was very quick, but I saw it for real, I promise.
>>5072377>>5073371Wrong. That would be turtles
>>5083907>honey badgers>uglyThe only thing wrong with honey badgers is that they’re overrated by braindead zoomers (or people with zoomer mentality like Elon Musk)
>>5092033Honey badger memes are more of an 00s Internet thing than a Reddit thing
>>5084501cute
>>5062590
>>5094865giwtwm
>>5095929>>5095927this is what gray squirrel is afraid of
Japanese marten looks Japanese (and kawaii)
>>5095939Very orange.
>>5095939Reminds me of
I really like Marbled Polecats because of how ridiculous and ostentatious they look. Bright yellow mammals are a category of their own.
The local petco replaced the ferrets in the cage with guinea pigs. I hope the ferrets are being cared for...
>>5096000One day, all mass in the entirety of existence shall be irrevocably fashioned into Guinea pigs.
>>5095945and very LOOOONG
>>5095951theyre both cute
>>5062222She cute
>>5097488blep
>>5081896Cute shirt
Badgers are Mr Worldwide
>>5100403No badgers in Australia
>>5100638They couldnt handle them
Thoughts on 2d mustelids?
>>5100770Better with actual mustelid bodies
>>5100403the Turkmenistan honey badger enclave
>>5100403Where are the hog-badgers?
>>5083907no, get the fuck out
>>5086433sleepy otter
>>5095939Japanese badger also has a golden fur coat
Mustelines are fucking awesome and it's weird that we don't have a good common name for them. you can't just call them all weasels the way you can call all the panthera and whatnot 'cats.'We need to talk about them because they're great animals.>>5066305see? look at this guy.
>>5083907>otters (eww)Have you literally only seen the giant river otter? the only uncute one..
>>5095939watch out, those fuckers have hidden sickles and will give you razor thin cuts.>>5100638they have tasmanian devils. close enough.
>>5107174I've heard quite a few people use the term polecat generically, I kinda like that.
>>5101947Agreed
>>5107176I still think they're cute