Explain THIS
>>5090557>>5090867I can't...
>>5090867explained
Do not resist the Zoi
>>5090557it's a shrimp
>>5090557Looks like some sort of fetal long necked unicorn
>>5090557atheists in shambles
>>5090976Or do resist the Zoi
resist this
>>5091411Edward suffered an unjust end. Do not dishonor his memory.
>>5091361longue
THE TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS HAS PASSED
EXPLAIN
>>5091571Why are borzois so fucked up looking?
>>5091605they are purpose built
The Rat
>>5090557
>>5090557Dogs are superior in every way, geometry agrees and that's that.
>>5091676borzers are my favorite kinda rock
>>5091688False, dogs have many drawbacks. The reason why people like them is because they have been breed for 20,000 years to be servants and the most sycophantic animal on earth. If they talked the would speak like ChatGPT-4o did (with out the useful data) before it was put down. So most retards that want a submissive creature to project their ego just fall in love with them.And before you mutt fanatics go against any other specific species, I just like all animals even dogs, I just don't fall for the spell and see them as they are.
>>5091822Dogs are very independent. I could keep a cat, a rabbit, and even a snall parrot in an apartment for its entire life and barely have to do anything but clean up after it, but a dog would destroy my life and possibly harm people if I didnt meet their demands. Just because an animal is smart enough to work for pay doesn’t mean they’re dumb or servile. That’s just you projecting your liberal commie laziness and narcissistic tendencies onto animals. Dogs just have the social reasoning skills to operate on social contract based morality. There’s not actually much difference between pet wolves and pet dogs (ie: husky, shiba) essential behaviors besides how much they trust strangers and how likely they are to ask for help.
>>5091828See, the difference is that the genetically programmed sycophancy of the dog makes you have more emotional empathy for it, meanwhile the other animals mean shit for you because you are unable to understand their ethological needs, and language, even if you understood it would be intellectual empathy not emotional, you think a rabbit or a parrot in an apartment is okay but you just don't have the same empathy not ability to understand them to see how they might suffer.Obviously dogs can still reveal against you if you push them hard enough they still have some instincts and autonomy, however that does not remove the fact that the reason why you and many other mutt fanatics are so obsessed with them is because they are designer sycophants.
>>5091878>sycophancy = fighting back against captivityYou’re delusional mate. Either you’re wrong or dogs are so much more intelligent than cats that they alone can comprehend captivity. Protip: a sycophant doesnt need trained. A sycophant doesnt rip your arm out because they’d rather go another direction. A sycophant doesnt need to be taught the benefits of coming when called. Sycophants don’t inspire violent oppression among lead addled boomers and double digit IQ thirdies and peasant cattle. Cats are excellent sycophants. From birth they are cringing, nervous attention whores. Dogs? Not so much. A dog chooses. A cat obeys. A dog negotiates. A cat accepts. All you have to do is clean up after a cat. A dog is basically a person by comparison. More of one than you, actually. You know you’re a yes man and it scares you.
Dogs are secure in their independence and know what they accept and whyLesser animals cant even comprehend whats going on Dog haters are fragile narcissists that would seethe hard if they had to work a job and answer to a superior and they project this fear onto animals. They can not imagine that anyone would voluntarily choose not to be the one giving orders. As a narcissist this frightens them greatly and as a narcissist they have an innate need to defame and slander anyone and anything that threatens their sense of egotism. Its like when a raving antisemite sees someone successful just not give a fuck about jews>WHAT!? YOU GOYIM MUTT SLAVE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU
>>5091884I think its partly because dogs are associated with traditional masculine roles and general success. Larger parrots and corvids can be trained to gladly do shit and horses are terrified into obedience on the reg but they only seethe about dogs because the image of a handsome white guy with a beautiful wife, two kids, and a dog is burned into their brain and causes trauma when they remember it.
>>5091727pyriteis alrightwith me
>>5091882>>5091884>>5091885>Reasonable critique of a domestic animal and their fanatics>Fanatics react as expected and start attacking anything that is not said animalLMAO
>>5091893>reasonable critique>made up bullshit that’s easy as fuck to debunkYou’re an old school incel. You hate dogs in the tradition of lovecraft because you are the same species of loser. That tradition has had 100 years to be right and it failed. Get over it. Grow up. Dogs are great. Animals are not “genetically programmed sycophants” because they’re social and capable of learning. That’s just you coping with your aspergers and its comorbid narcissistic symptoms.
>>5091901I already said that I like dogs, I have lived with them since I was a kid and in fact me and my wife rescued our current dog from a backyard breeder that got one of his dogs pregnant by another dog that wasn't the same breed, so he was going to just get rid of them. But Im not stupid to not notice the extreme bias society has for dogs due their artificially breed traits while disregarding the well being of other animals over dogs.Yes they are genetically programmed sycophants, they have been breed to be more submissive and useful to man than any other animal, you have a breed for everything, from pocket dogs to weapons meant to take down prey. You can even see this in research, wolves struggle a lot following orders because they have not been programmed to be submissive and to be so tuned to human emotion. That's why even floppy eared dogs are more popular than more primitive breeds like huskies and GSD. Its all about making them more human like and to make them do what humans want.Obedient dogs or any other animal are labeled as smart, dogs or animals with conviction are labeled as dumb or dangerous and get culled.
>>5091908>An animal is smart enough to learn and negotiate. Its a sycophant!You dont know what sycophant means. Apparently it means intelligent. Wolf pups behave around their person like a dog would. Ultimately you have issuesYou dont like the idea of an animal liking youYou dont like the idea of an animal liking anyoneYou would gladly mistake a braindead, comatose animal with an eighth of the brain matter for a civilized thoughtful gentlemanAnd let me guess, you think cats “need” to go outside
>>5091909Also here’s the kickerYes, I said cats are little sycophants. If they’re not poorly socialized or traumatized they are insatiable attention whores and seek out bad moods and rev up the purring. Its why people have been making excuses for their existence since the start of it.But guess what? I train cats. Every cat I meet. I teach them all to sit, paw, and come at least and some are even smart enough to learn to stand and lay down. Clicker training also works on them better than the average dog because realizing the click is a dishonest signal requires more intense thinking. Only collie variety herding dogs have ever been clicker-trainable to me because they’re one of the few breeds that are genuinely sycophantic. Its their entire point. Otherwise they would be shitty herders. Surely, they’re not being fooled that badly. They’re just hankering for a good boy. Most other dogs don’t tolerate total reward fading
>>5091909Thanks for supporting what I said; obedient dogs or any other animal are labeled as smart, dogs or animals with conviction are labeled as dumb or dangerous and get culled. Unless they are meant to be a weapon.It is of a lot more value and privilege to be genuinely liked by a wild or even a less domesticated animal than have an animal be selectively breed for 20,000 years to be more submissive, like you and serve you while displaying body language that triggers your empathy system. I mean dogs do deserve empathy they are still sensitive beings, like any other animal. But they are overrated as fuck due such artificial traits.
>>5091925This is huskyfaggot levels of nonsense. Very few breeds are genuinely cucks and only the higher tier examples of them. These breeds are also prone to epilepsy and weird obsessive disorders!Dogs like you by default. So do cats. So do wolves. What you’re seething at isn’t artificial, its a wolf with a socialization window that doesnt close at 7 weeks. You need to get the fundamentals before you yammer on about trve wvlf spirit like every retarded pseud ever. Oftentimes a smarter dog, like a malinois over a husky, is LITERALLY SMARTER. They have enlarged frontal lobes and a more developed region that resembles the human broca’s area. They are literally - smarter. A fucking coyote would adore you just fine but they would be dumb and skittish. And a mal is 0% servile. They embody that a dog chooses. You negotiate with a mal or they negotiate with you. They exceed some supposed humans in intellect. Again I train cats without issue and the only difference is they are fucking retarded and can not learn much or understand grammar and compound commands like even dumb dogs can. People have wolves and wolfdogs performing on movie sets. Wild ass tigers as pets. You read too much into animals liking you because you have issues.
>>5090867I unironicallygot a little flutter in my heart the moment I saw it with a cowl. Fuck my gay monsterfucker life.
>>5091361it matters not. The results will be the same.
>>5091925Tldr dogs are overrated pets for normalfags. Gotcha.
>>5091940nah he’s wrong, literally mad that an animal is smart enough to get along with instead of an instinct machine
>>5091930>It wags the tail when I come, they do what I say and are very easy to train, also they have a brain which is pink, human have pink brains too therefore smart.>other animals can be trained but they are dumb because they don't do what dogs do! BTW domestication has made dog brains quite smaller than wolves, its part of the domestication syndrome. Wolves of course act dog like but there is a reason why wolves are not in everyone's house and part of their allure is their wildness and ferocity and not labeled as man's best "friend".
>>5091951>copeYou think huskies are smart lmao
>>5091952Just like dogs, attacking even your own kin (per your perception of me being a husky fanatic). Sadly Im no dog breed fanatic, Im fine with all breeds, even mongrel dogs. Did you missed the part in which I have a rescued mongrel dog? Which is not even related to huskies, I don't care what breed she is.
>>5090867Vicar Bitch
>>5091956You also have everything ass backwardsGolden retrievers are literally smarter than huskies. They aren’t artificial cucks. They are more intelligent. More intelligent animals are more agreeable because they can reason out logical, beneficial courses of action. You can see this in people. Imagine saying east asians are artificially bred sycophants selected for by the state. No dude, they are more intelligent and most belligerent and stubborn moments are born of flat out stupidity and a lack of foresight.
>>5091940Dogs overrated? AbsolutelyFor normalfags? if the suit fits, put it on.
>>5091964you will never be better, more enlightened, or more refined than anyone else no matter how hard you try. this time you’ve spent trying to stand out has only made you more generic - more ignorant, closes, and dismissive - the definition of basic.
>>5091972I said smarter than huskies, which means they are just 2 IQ points ahead of a dravidian indian. Not supergeniuses.
Imagine if a Borzoi did this to you in public.
>ratio that appears a lot in nature appears in naturewew lad
>>5092156Adorable.But, please. Close your mouth tiny asian man.
>>5092162
>>5092156Absolutely and utterly TURBOMOGGED
>>5090557the nugget follows the golden ratio
>>5092488that's a big nugget
>>5092392The horror!
>>5092509got his head severed right off
>>5091934Currently the best representation of a real life Borzoi in all of media.
>>5092836This was the inspiration for >>5092835100% sure
>>5092835As a monster it would have been more scary if they left out the black dog nose but they HAD to include it. Borzoi inspiration confirmed.
>>5092836>Vicar Amelia
>>5092974Damn I hadn't noticed the post just above
>>5092836
Why are they so creepy?
>>5093157leggy
>>5093157Looks normal to me
>>5091888gold is better gets pussy wetter pyrite is not right with me
Where do you even acquire one of these things?
>>5093157lanky cute
>>5094353impossiblethey're now sanctioned russian goods
>>5094919this is real
>>5094921indeed
>>5094924What about this?
>>5095239I was on that plane
>>5094924>eyes not rednice shoop, you retard
>>5095263>implying he has that level of knowledge or expertiseIt's just slop. It required zero thought and zero effort.
>>5094924nigga that's ZOI
a pleasing thread
>>5095493There's something inside you, it's hard to explainThey're talking about you, 'zoi, but you're still the same
>>5091822The amount of time, effort, and money I have put into making sure my dog experiences joy and comfort would suggest I'm the bigger sycophant, but I enjoy loving my companion.
>>5095593Borzoi transcends 2nd, 3rd, and 4th dimensions.Last one hard to capture in photo
>>5095591>>5095593flat fuck Friday
dog race science is back on the menu
don't question it.
Tail looks like some ancient fossil
>>5096273
>>5096194Why does she do it?
>>5096369Abby just knows
>>5092156Damn, he will poke out an eye with that sn00t
>>5090557I love borzois, they're probably my favorite breed.That said, they're an expensive dog for the bourgeoisie. In reality, they're little different than teacup chihuahuas, the only people who own them are cunts who bought them because they need their pet to be a status symbol for 2500 dollars.I'm not really into that mindset, and I believe in getting shelter dogs. A borzoi is never going to be in a shelter.
>>5096921
>>5097102longer
>>5096655Ugly silky GET OUT
>>5097342rude
>>5090867>"Hey, don't use the Old Blood">*proceeds to use the Old Blood*>"What did I fucking tell you?"
>>5097908lol
>>5096922>>5096923the mog dog
>>5098753true
>>5090557Long dog
>>5098895I never realized they were this large before
>>5098959they where made for hunting wolves
Do what you will, I've already long
>>5098959I saw a zoi in person for the first time last year. He was so tall that I had the primal urge to ride him like a horse.>>5099205DO NOT let this dog on a plane
>>5099205long is the head that wears the crown
The Zoi will not be contained
>>5099532now post the fast one
>>5099312pleasing is the head
>That stupid bitch that tries to steal your tiny asian man
>>5099808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIIBXdx0ODs
>>5092156This is the one upside to being a manlet I've found. I can do that with all dogs.
>when you do not get what is being explained
>>5100446Some people also do this head tilt stare when they don't get it. Did dogs learn this expression from us or did we learn it from dogs?
>>5100447I think it's an instinct in most animals, except fish and amphibians.
>>5100446>what do you mean "no"?
>>5100450Cute!
>>5100450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTjeCYeKASA
>>5100453>uploaded 17 years agoRIP little buddy
>>5100057You like getting mogged by dogs?
when memes and reality converge
>>5101376so that's why their snouts are so longit all makes sense now
