COWS DEMONSTRATE FLEXIBLE MULTI-PURPOSE TOOL USECows are now UNDENIABLY far more intelligent than cats and 99% of mammals. If you think it's wrong to eat cats, then you must feel the same way about cows and pigs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGVo41MuLiQ“The only well-documented case of something comparable comes from chimpanzees, on those – also rare – occasions when they fish for termites by combining the functions of the two opposite ends of the same stick,” Osuna-Mascaró told BBC Science Focus.https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/cow-tool-use https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/first-ever-flexible-tool-use-seen-in-a-cow-suggests-livestock-are-smarter/
>>5094225that cow'd look good in a burgeryummy
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>>5094228FPBP. Also this is yet another anti cat schizo samefag meltdown thread, it can be safely ignored.
>>5094238Stating facts doesn't mean you're "anti-cat schizo", retard. Cows and pigs ARE more intelligent than cats.
I really dont care if people eat cat if they treat it respectfully but apparently it tastes like shit. Its described as "sour"
>>5094241No one else on this entire board is exclusively obsessed with seething about cats besides you, brownoid faggot.
>>5094244so cats can never be mentioned in a negative light ever or else youre a anticatschizo? post hands retard boy
>>5094249you could have said "it's wrong to eat dogs" in your OP (which would make more sense because there are regions on the planet that still eat dog) but you didn't, you decided to seethe about cats instead. so you exposed yourself again rajesh.man it feels good to live in a developed western country posting from a desktop computer vs. (You) living from a dingy favela posting from a $50 jeetdroid. it feels good knowing i'll live well into my 80s whereas you'll be dead before 50.
>>5094228Based
>>5094244I don't know i think the rampat cat schizo spamming CP and ai generated zoophilia could have something to do with people being annoyed at cat posters
>>5094251people can eat dogs if they want. just treat it respectfully first. also im not OP
I hate mammals.
I hate jeet spammers
Schizo still butthurt he got his ass handed over by pajeet. Now he wants to triangulate hate against vegfags LMAO
>>5094255The anti cat schizo is doing that with proxies
>>5094225it doesn't matter how (incredibly) retarded cats are or how smart cows are, cows are food and cats aren't. simple as.
>>5094262sneed
>>5094264Wrong. Cats can be food. Cows can be frens.
>>5094267>Cats can be food.only to changs>Cows can be frensthat won't stop me from eating them
>>5094268you want a medal faggot?
>>5094244Sorry cows this looks way too tasty to simply pass up
>>5094270
>>5094225Using intelligence (something you dont understand) as a proxy for value is an absurd godless religion and refuted in every way by every other arbitrary set of values that results in greater evolutionary fitness as a matter of fact. You have no metaphysics and can not die right. You can only die weak and conquered or successful and well known. The best you can hope for is being an r selected slave caste dependent society because disregarding meat makes it impossible for most of the population, other than the elite, to grow fully developed brains and bodies. It does not matter how right you think you are because such a society is made slaves to a better one and going forward either devolves into animals and eventually goes extinct (ape species are short lived) or evolves into meat eating humans again. If you have metaphysics you can be disregarded anyways because they’re not real.
>>5094278about what exactly lol. I ate a burger yesterday
>>5094256Nah. Dogs evolved to and were selected further for triggering human empathy instincts. If you eat dogs you are a dysgenic servitor creature only fit to follow orders and expire for the benefit of your superiors, lest you be a parasite incapable of playing by the rules of advanced society. Dog eaters are universally associated with garbage conditions and inferior nations. Even the chinese loathe dog eating peasants and are actively working towards a future without them. Livestock on the other hand were bred to be just contemptible enough to be edible to people with the optimal balance between in group and out group preference.
cow nice
>>5094282hm good point...
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>>5094225I think it's wrong to eat cats. Not because they're smart (they're not), but because they're disgusting vermin that spread plagues and parasites and I would never want that anywhere near my mouth.
>>5094225Anyone who works with cows knew this already. There are 2 kinds of people who eat meat, those who feel justified to kill and eat cows despite them being every bit as personable as a dog, and those who are in denial and imagine them as some kind of lesser mammal that feels less.
>>5094350They might be personable but they're hard to feel bad for. Dogs (at least proper dogs, not golden retriever tier tards) will not tolerate slaughter or farm conditions because they have superior willpower and self awareness (predators have bigger souls than prey). Cows won't care much. But one cow can still feed a family for a year and produce a hundred pounds of useful byproducts, and killing them is still a big deal. They're not a staple product. They're a huge investment too.Now, chickens, most people should eat chicken. They are genuinely worthless animals somewhat below a cat. Basically tastier vermin. They can look cute for youtube but in real life they are horrid reptilian automatons that exist solely so ensouled mammals can have something to eat. Bonus: Eggs.
>>5094225Are they smarter than manatees though
>>5094358Manatees are sea cows
all quiet on the happening front
>>5094356>automatonsnope, those also have qualia and are capable of an array of emotion including pain
>>5094374Because nobody is replying to schizo poster, this tread consist in like 80% schizo poster replying to himself to fake a discussion.
>>5094257based, mammals are for being eaten.
>>5094383>nuhhh technically MUH SENTIENT BEINGSNo one gives a shitChickens deserve worseTCD
>>5094340Samefagging OP
>>5094225Gary Larson has been vindicated
>>5094225>Cows are now UNDENIABLY far more intelligent than cats and 99% of mammalsOkay?>If you think it's wrong to eat catsI don't If you thought animal intelligence was the limiting factor in deciding what we eat, youre dumber the tool using cow. Animals are made of food, and a cow scratching its back doesn't change that
>>5094385many such cases
>>5094388automaton historicaly means no sentience and was THE argument for exploiting animals and even humnans
>>5094518Meatcel cope
>>5094225What I'm hearing is that it's okay to eat the mentally retarded. Thanks OP, good thread, I'm out
>>5094835Retards should be turned into onions
>>5094319THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
>>5094835Das rite
>>5094518Cats are back on the menu, boys
>>5094225I will simply eat all the dumb cows and spare all the smart ones, pretty simple.
I'll be impressed when I see a cow MAKE a tool
>>5094225I love it when vegans think intelligence matters when it comes to deciding what to eat.Call me when cows write a book about why they shouldn't be eaten. Until then I don't care.
I think eating octopus should be illegal.
>>5094225yknow youd get better replies to your bait thread if you didnt write it so aggressively stupid
All that aside it doesn't change the fact that ruminate meat is the most nutritious food for humans, so we have no choice but to eat them
>>5094225newsflash, crows are smarter and 100x more adorable than any smelly retarded bovine that should be slaughtered up and packaged as ground beef
>>5095696vegans are performative narcissists in the fedora tipper category. first and foremost they want other people to think they are enlightened, advanced, progressive, and thoughtful, and of course, they want to be better than people who are not.therefore the foundational concern that gives rise to their entire value system is intelligence.vegans will go as far as constructing laughable illogical studies to claim that they are smarter *because* they are vegan... when really, it's just that only wealthier people and therefore smarter people are likely to have the opportunity to be a vegan without ending up in the hospital, or have access to paths of indoctrination into the pseudo-religious ideals upon which their beliefs ultimately find purchase for that matter. i have often seen vegans even claim they are nicer people, based on their own self reported personality characteristics. but every vegan i have known has been a nasty asshole and a telescope philantropist. self reported indeed.
>>5095696>I love it when vegans think intelligence matters when it comes to deciding what to eat.it does though
>>5094225Doesn't matter, cows or any animal can never be moral agents or represent themselves. I can eat a thousand, not one will come knocking on my door.>muh fetus and insane patientsthey have the potential to be moral agents and represent themselves, babies by growth and insane patients through medical tech. it will be at least a million years before any animal alive today reaches the moral capability of a human>so braindead patients can be eaten?no, because of disease, retard>why don't you eat cats and dogscarnivores taste like shit thanks to stringy musculature and their diets giving unpleasant tastes to meat. even omnivores like pigs require castration and special diets to taste good.>what about pet chickensI have eaten my own pet chickens after they stopped laying eggs. problem?
>>5097669We selectively bred cats and dogs to force your ape brain to turn on its empathy circuits. If someone casually eat sthem, they are a problem. We have plenty of ugly as fuck pitiable/disgusting animals for people to eat like pitbulls, cows, and OPs mother.
>>5094225If your worldview doesn't let you eat steak, burgers, and bacon, you're a faggot.>If you think it's wrong to eat catsI don't, but why would I eat a cat when capitalism doesn't put people into such desperate levels of starvation to resort to such sub-optimal sources of food? You wouldn't even have the option of a vegan diet if it weren't for meat-eating capitalists. Why do you think they eat dog in China? It's not some "equally valid cultural thing" it's because they don't have the abundance of food.>but they're ... le smartIf animals are smart to you, then I've got a bridge to sell you.
>>5095696Cows are smart enough to know that books and angry signs don't change anyting
>>5094225Don't care nigga, go cry on reddit or obscure youtube communities>>5095712Trvke
>>5094225That's cool. Maybe they can replace wagies and flip burger patties for us.
>>5095712>Proceeds to get BTFO'd by some stray cat.lol
>>5095696We should eat dogs then.
>>5094225Don't care. Steak is tasty.
>>5098370Kek
>>5094388Ok I'kwibalalatach.
>>5098796Shame on you
I just wanted to see some cute cow picsthe fuck is wrong with you faggots
i havent eaten beef since 2016 cause cows are my favorite animal. i've always assumed this has been the case, cause if there was a bunch of smart cows nobody would really know because they dont have names or spend time with them. theres probably a couplee thousand owned as pets or in vegan farms in the whole world, its not enough sample size to have a control group for smart vs unsmart.just stop eating cows if you feel bad about this stuff, you don't need to become vegan. the other massively farmed animals are evil and or retarded anyway, people hallucinate chicken and fish intelligence and they eat poop and theyd swim by with their mouth open like a retard and eat you if you were small enough without chewing just like the vore porno. chicken abandon their eggs and let them rot and would also eat you like a vore porno. cows are the only massively farmed animal that is pure and intelligent.
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>>5094225I can't even quit octopus. Everything else I eat has no chance.
>>5094225cows are stupid>so they're okay to eatcows are smart>so they're capable of consentYou can't have it both ways, /an/
>>5100835thats kinda hot
>>5100611I've seen a cow eat a live baby chick.
