I can't believe there isn't a thread for our de(ea)r friendspost cervines and cervine accessoriesabsolutely no odd toed ungulates allowed
>>5097197I want to pet a deer
>>5097290there's a moose farm about an hour from where I live where you can pet the moose and hang out with the calves
Soon I am moving somewhere where lots of deers like to roam around. The backyard even has deer paths.
>>5097294That sounds terrifying
it's already doever
What do you think elk, reindeer, meese, deer, antelope, gazelle, etc are more closely related to? CowsDogsHorsesSheepGiraffe
>>5098114Cows
>>5098114you can literally look this up on wikipedia, anon>elk, reindeer, meese, deera bit of a toss-up because both giraffe and cows are under pecora. also meese lol>antelope, gazellecow. they're literally bovids
>>5098114elves
>>5097397I'm jealous
>>5098084>it's already doeverSpeaking of.How would I go about researching zoonotic STIs in deer species?
>>5098901
>>5099682I don't get i->>5099684Ah
>>5099682>Corporations weren't satisfied with bringing women into the workplace and globalizing the labor market.>We now need to get woodland creatures to start pulling 9-to-5 shifts to further drive down the cost of labor.Absolutely sickening.Does corporate greed know no bounds?
It’s still alive.
>>5097401Warning: do NOT pet this deer. It is a cunning trap.
>>5100511Pretty
love deer
Found some cuties today
>>5099682Our office had a deer in charge of server maintenance.
>>5101532what a cute lady
>>5101532Where was that? At Adoebe?
>>5101532compudeer
https://www.youtube.com/live/XwLug9jR7lACant believe how many of you losers just missed out on this. It will be done soon in about a month. I stopped posting here because there was no thread for like months (1 or 2)
>>5102327I have been away for months on animal business.
>>5102664not sure if i'm aroused or freaked out by the demonic quad-pussy
>>5102876the hell is wrong with you retard??
>>5102664what the fuck is this???? A genetic deformity or something?
>>5104189They spend a lot of time in the water foraging, this adaptation allows them to eat underwater and breathe at the same time.
>>5104199nigga just lying on the internet
My town got 30" of snow yesterdayWhere the hell do deer go on days like this? Yesterday the roads weren't even plowedThere's still a ton of snow in the woods so I imagine they'd be having a tough time in there tooI consider deer in my area basically like pigeons, they just hang around in our yards and roads eating little bits they find around
>>5104189It's an airsac, reindeer have them
>>5097290Isn't this extremely dangerous because of ticks that carry lyme and stuff
>>5104189It's a muntjac, those things are for scent marking. They've also got sabertooth fangs.
>>5104224>Where the hell do deer go on days like this? They clear some snow, and bed under the trees. Their fur is pretty good for dealing with snow, not sure about heavy winds. Hardest thing for them is finding food, they have to rely much more on trees, but obviously trees dont grow in the winter so, they take what they can get
>>5104239God damnI'll leave some snacks out for them
>>5104231say the line, muntjack!
>>5104189Deer spores come from there and turn the man into a deer.
>>5104375>vveh
>>5097401What a great owner making sure it doesn't get shot. You can already see the police trying to shoot it.
>>5097294FUck that is scary. Moose can snap you in half if they want.
>>5104608Just like people. I kicked someone down some stairs and left the country in the 80's but I helped a lady who's car broke down on the backroads a week ago. It's the duality of men and mouse.
>>5104614Some people deserve to get kicked down stairs. Anyway, every leftist in the world will tell YOU that saying nigger is 1000x more violent than killing someone.
>>5104614I'd kick you down some stairs.
>>5104616I'd help you if your car broke down.
>>5097197did you know they make low t stags with toothpicks on their heads? this is what's commonly referred to in biology as a "cutecel"
>>5104670what are you talking about "make"?
>>5104728You make the animal
>>5097197deerg ft. incredible long stretch
>>5104883they are so cute and dumb without even knowing it
>>5104893Indeed
>>5104883el deero stretchy
>enter deer general in hope of deer>apparently enter stair general instead
>>5101532all her machines run systemdoe>>5104987all deerposters are busy in the Ronno thread on /co/
would you join her?
>>5104231weird thing is that muntjacs are common in uk, supposedly because they escaped from "private collections" in the late 1800s- early 1900s.
>>5106088whats wrong with you?
>>5106088I'll gawk a little but then wonded why the fuck there is a doe inside my house. Then I'll call animal control or like, use strawberries to draw her outside.
Itll be over soon...
>>5106111>whats wrong with you?It's loneliness combined with liking cute things combined with some 4chan edginess that congealed into board culture.How new are you?
>>5106399It's doever...
>>5106581how? no way the deer wouldn't totally freak out and kick you.
>>5106586Some humans are gifted with fear blocking pheromones. I lifted a shetland pony above my head.
>>5106088I would let her have her privacy
>>5106633good friend of deer
>>5106088I'd brush all the water out of her coat and put it in a pint glass then I'd put that glass in the fridge for a night and then stir it up and drink the deer water. Instantly cures any skin complaint.
>>5106088Certainly
>>5106650>>5106652sickos.
>>5106650Now this is a thinking man
>>5102890you new on 4chan or something?
>>5097197
I need picturesPictures of does
>>5108028
>>5108421too cute, i hope she was comfortable wearing all that
>>5108425Aniamals don't mind costumes.
https://youtube.com/shorts/e1o_aA1Aegcmost beautiful animal ever
>>5108426Is he ok?
>>5108877He's fine, its a kind of involuntary defense mechanic of 'lie down and be perfectly still.' If the little fella was in wilderness and not on open ground, they practically go invisible when they do that. Antelope babies do the same thing.
https://youtube.com/shorts/fzs-V3z1wbY
>>5110014my cute deer friends
is it true that they have lips that grip, according to that one screencap?
https://youtu.be/0R6VgS-hUc4Minami-chan is just too cute
>>5110110What are you implying
>>5111088He’s from /k/
>>5111090>He’s from /k/You'd be surprised how many posters on /k/ are.
>>5111141byeah
>>5106088Almost every one of these whores has been knocked up by 6-15 bucks. No thanks
>>5111383this one has saved herself for you
>>5111913none of this is real
>>5111914You're a sack of meat controlled by electrical impulses and biochemical markers floating on a rock in the ass end of one minor galaxy that had the misfortune to become aware of your own mortality. What does real have to do with it? Do you want to shower with the deer or not?
>>5111922>he limited himself to measurable reality>he doesnt know the default mode network evolved to prevent him from perceiving higher dimensional structures that his brain can’t categorize or properly interact with without harming itselfYou are basically a bug that can’t see more than an inch in front of itself, living in super fast motion. Higher beings perceive your future before you experience it. And when you goon to deer, you produce something they can subsist off of. The mechanism behind human consciousness… is far more complex, and rooted earlier in the reproductive process, than you could ever comprehend. If I were shitting you, I wouldn’t have been hooded man #3 that night between buildings 39 and 40. if you know, you know.
>>5106586It has CWD
>>5104229Deer are incompetent hosts to Lyme, the immune cells in their blood kill the bacteria in the ticks guts, so you can't get lyme from a tick thats fed on deer.
I love my deer friends, but this thread doesnt love them. But treats them like objects of desire.I watch my deer friends explore and sniff for food on YouTube everyday. None of you love deer friends
>>5112002all of my friends are deer to me
>>5112091stupid.
>>5112097please don't call me that
>>5112002It is entirely possible to love deer both ways, narrow minded anon
>>5112200No you sick bastard retard, if you want to fuck deer then you dont respect and love them for what they are. You are taking advantage of them. Fuck you
>>5112204Don't have an aneurism over there, champ. Have a cute deer video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_TgBRAQqfQ
>>5112447I already watched that cute deer video of course because I love my deer friends and watch them everyday on YouTube because I cant watch them in real life
https://www.youtube.com/live/8JzQAyqvEOEI bet you guys dont even know this stream. Its my new backup for when brownbville ends in marchyou guys dont even like deer as much as me. maybe its because i actually respect deer and dont wanna fuck em.
>>5113178Now you just want attention
>>5113203no i want fellow deer lovers (respectful) to post deer being happy and chill
