Post lions
more like loins LMAO
I'm not lying
images of hitler can be posted in this thread right
>>5107713a minor inconvenience
>>5107830what the gay shit is this
Why are lionesses like this?
Lions are so cool. They look like something from Greek Mythology that shouldn't exist in our realm.
>>5107963Yeah they look like fictional creatures
I want a big tame lion buddy
postin my reactions ...
>>5107963they were still around in turkey and north africa up to around 100 years ago
>>5107724I only knew the Doge edit of that one
>>5108086i get a lot of use out of this one
>>5108146What a gentleman
Fuck i ran out of lion pics
>>5108509Pathetic
>wishing for a lioness postsyou want a strong woman akin to a lioness right and not the literal female big cat right, r-right?
>>5108791Wildlife in the middle east will only thrive once israel is erased from the map
does anyone know why lions and humans have an opposite relationship between male baldness and testosterone?bald men are the result of higher testosterone (well, its byproduct, DHT, but close enough), and a castrated man will not go baldinversely, bald lions are the result of NOT enough testosterone, with castrated lions generally losing their manes (or not growing them at all if it happened young enough)
>>5108917>bald men are the result of higher testosteronebald cope
>>5108951I mean that could explain why all roid beasts are bald
>>5108951Its trueBaldness is a virility signal for half the ethnicities on earth. Anti-bald propaganda is literally foreign culture.
>>5107930Get with the times bro, lions are turning gay and lionesses are going tran
>>5107718Jesus Christ it's a Leon, get in the car!
>>5107931>>5108086Please fuck me!!! No way...
>>5107715this guy looks silly, like a loaf of bread
>>5107718>Let's name a generic looking budget hatchback after the King of the JungleWhat a waste of a good name.
Are mountain lions welcome in this thread?
>>5109943>Cougar>Lion
>>5110017lion (mountain varietal)
Which fans are more tryhard? Lion or wolf fans?
>>5110562i get the impression that tigers attract tryhards more than lions do
I want a lion petting zoo
>>5110738not sure about thatthey weigh a ton so it would be a heavy petting zoo
>>5107713He looks like he has gay sex every two hours.
>>5110787>Hippos>Crocodiles>Rhinos>Now lions tooWhy do so many african animals love watermelons?
>>5110788>why do animals love food high in calories that they don't have to risk injury over?it's a mystery...
>>5110788Lions are cats, cats like to play with things that roll, watermelons can roll and are edible.
>>5109077The lion does not care about male pattern baldness
How would a Bengal tiger fare on the African savannah?
>>5110784how do you know?
>>5108770Always humbling to see how fucked we'd be if we had to rely on physical strength.
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>>5111143>>5111144SOUL
>>5107713Why are lioness like that?!??https://files.catbox.moe/up4qkc.mp4
>>5111158She believes she can change him.
Can you beat a lion?
>>5111158yeah...i feel like a lion licking an open wound is not a good idea. there's some guy that died from his dog licking a cut on his skin a few years back.
>>5111269probably not
>>5111269Anybody who says yes is delusional. Lions are for admiring from afar. Or up close but don't expect to survive.
>>5111269Yeah
Now that we have the Internets, I realize this MGM sequence goes as far back as 1916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0b0flbq7Ac
>>5107713This guy definitely uses hair products; nobody can have such soft, wet hair naturally in the African savanna.
>>5111407RIP Bob Junior he was a handsome chap
>>5107713
>>5111143>>5111144
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>>5111158>video reposted on dodo-level animal slop entertainment channel>THE TIGRESS CRIES OUT OVER TEH INJURY OF HER HUMAN
>>5111523God i hate the dodo
>>5111158No barbs
Anyone here ever see the movie Roar? Absolutely bonkers movie but more for it's production than its story.They had dozens of trained and untrained lions and other big cats on set, and they just had the actors go in with them and say their lines. The trainers kept trying to tell them that the more animals they had, the worse it would get. It's crazy. You can tell the people are genuinely scared, and there were over 300 injuries during production.Some of the nature shots in the movie are really great, too. but the vast majority of the movie is just people that seem genuinely worried these lions are going to attack them for real as they are chased and knocked over.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnE640xWaqk
>>5111640I saw Roar a few years ago and the story itself is basically an excuse plot to get into the insanity of a swarm of big cats crammed together in one house. >A zoologist brings his family out to Africa, with his house being part of a "study" to prove that big cats aren't really dangerous (ironic given the infamous production history of this movie).>There are a lot of lions, there had to be at least a hundred from how packed there inside the house in this movie. There's also a lot of tigers and a few leopards, jaguars and cougars. One shot had a pair of cheetahs, which seemed to be kept separate from the other cats for fairly obvious reasons. You can see these cats fighting each other in the background at a few points in the movie, which a disclaimer at the beginning insists is not actual fighting but it feels suspect. >There's two sets of villains, some Mexican poachers and an evil lion with fake blood on his mane named Togar. Togar is opposed by this good lion that was the zoologist's favorite and they fight a few times. At the end, the poachers are killed either by Togar or the good lion after shooting some of the lions and tigers. Unlike the rest of the movie, the shooting is clearly fake as the cats take trained falls. >Most of the movie is spent with the main character and his sidekick out driving with two tigers riding in the backseat while the family is chased around by the cats inside the house (including Togar). The lions tear down closet doors and wooden walls while the family tries to hide. At one point they try to hide inside barrels of water, which the lions drink from while they're inside.>The family tries to escape down the river on a boat only to get attacked by an elephant that also lives on this property, which wrecks their boat.>At the end the family has this "they're not so bad epiphany" when they see the cats sleeping together inside this shed and lay down with them as well. >Holy shit there's so many lions.
>>5111525How many people do you think the dodo has gotten killed by making them think animals are like in their hecking wholesome disney movies?
>>5107864Don't talk to me or my husband or my husband's boyfriend ever again.
>>5111648>some Mexican poachersin Africa?>>5111648>At the end the family has this "they're not so bad epiphany" when they see the cats sleeping together inside this shed and lay down with them as well.LoL
American lion.
>>5111691i like their spots
>>5111691wtf is up with this picture ...there are more impressive American Lion pictures and you choose this one?
Can you imagine what Jesus had to face. Every one at each others throats. He did not accept and sought to start a change at one person, the ways of the world.This next fact can depress you or make you laugh: 14,000 estimated wars throughout history to the present dayThe Lion that which does not fight. Success in the alteration of the nature of Man.
>>5111872>The Lion that which does not fight. Success in the alteration of the nature of Man.What?
Lions have to be the most beta big cats there are, literally fanboy over any other animal lmao
>>5112046What do you like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkPEmakUm6g
>go in sauna>feel like Entei
It's one of those days.
>>5112124>my cats every daySeriously, they kill so many rodents and still find the time to put even more in front of our door.
>>5111471Holy crap, it's "defeated male leaves" from the famous meme
>>5107713basedjak lion
>>5112128inb4 the shitskin anticat schizo sees this and pastes one of her seething pasta novels
