Post crocs
>>5107789Why do they always smile like that?
*drops a huge weight on your croc*
CRAZYINSANE BITING CROCCALLING ALL MANIACS
>>5107793If you knew what they knew, you'd be smiling too
>>5107805flat fuck
>all these fake crocs with no feathersOpen a book sometime.
>>5107955Not only did they kill him but they also completely bastardized his remains
>>5107981They did the same to Cassius. It’s like they can’t find anyone better than an amateur taxidermist to preserve the biggest crocodiles ever caught
>>5108006The long skinny neck is so uncanny. It’s like whoever did it never actually looked at a picture of a crocodile, so they just stretched the skin of the neck out as much as possible when it should be fat and short. Like that stuffed walrus that had all its wrinkles smoothed out making it way larger
>>5107843those damn crocs that know who killed jfk. those sneaky crocs that know who did 9/11. those conniving crocs who know that jeffery epstein didn't kill himself
>>5108046Zogodiles
>>5108048I'm pretty sure I'm wrong, but I feel like I could pet these without much trouble
>>5108724I reckon you could get away with it
now here me out anons
AUGH
>>5108927What is the world coming to
>>5108946That was a blessed thread.
>>5109478
>>5108945Nice Croc
>>5108927She cute
>>5108927does the age of the croc really matter
>>5109899Shocked it took this long
>>5107805>falling piano soundbite
>>5109439The lack of teeth isn’t slowing him down
>sucks you out of your skin
sharks are still more OP they've been evolving for way longer than crocodiles while going through very minimal changes
>>5111239>watchu say, greyboy?
>>5111240I didn't mention cetaceans I was comparing sharks with crocodilians retard
>>5111254The absolute state of fishfags
>>5111239shut up, meg
>>5111239Such a head start and they still haven't stepped on land. Pathetic.
>>5111444exactly,they don't need to!they're perfectly fine and adapted to life in the water
>>5111444They all got extinct, but there were fully terrestrial crocs.
>>5107789
>>5108006It’s crazy how much he shrank
>>5107789>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>5111239they've been literally not evolving, twat
>>5108927>7 year oldnonce
>>5107805Chat is this real?
>>5115278this. 7 is like 3 in croc years
>>5107955>>5108033>>5108755>>5111222>>5112300Checked>>5109899What IS the name of the croc on the Crocs?Also checked>>5111404>Error 404: shark not found>>5111444They look so funny when they walkinChecked as well
>>5107805god i wish that were me being a croc must be pretty nice anons
>>5116490What the fuck is it with roasties having to make everything vaguely sexual, man? Who the fuck wears an outfit like that to give a gator a massage. Can they stop thinking with their coochies for like 2 seconds?
>>5116490
>>5116508most mentally stable incel
>>5116552>InvoluntaryMy whole point is that I DON'T want to have sex, Redditor. Did you forget that you can't farm updoots on the Mongolian basket-weaving forum?
>>5107789Over a month ago they saw a croc on an African cam with a really nasty wound in his side as well as missing a big part of his tail.Fucker seemed pretty resilient, although no new video of him was posted since these 4, so maybe he sadly kicked the bucket already.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8eHqrwObzkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69_l4YZh2iIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZSW0tJscIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkT8Bn0YQEw
>>5107789W croc
>>5117133>SundarbansThe Bay of Bengal does have a lot of giant crocodiles
>>5118454The top archosaurs mog the top felids
So why the hell is there a gator farm in colorado. It's a 4 corner state and in the rocky mountainshttps://youtu.be/EOiIYiR6Gl0?si=YCSTpEY6SSCFOlpohttps://youtu.be/DmDRcW8iUTE?si=ICtaLEuiM6LPhsfrI never would think a gator eating snow
>>5120587ICE GATORS INCOMING
>>5120587how come there are no crocodilians in colder regions if they can tolerate it?
>>5121898I think it gets pretty cold where Chinese alligators live
>>5122568how far north did they go?
>>5108048>>5122568>>5120587Did you know Japan and Taiwan once had the prehistoric croc Toyotamaphimeia during the Ice Age?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGHFb6tYv6k
>>5122734that's one kawaii croc
>>5107789Thinking about a pet crocodile:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_iMEjQhjM4
>>5122734Up until 500 or so years ago, China had Hanyusuchus, a giant Gharial relative.
>>5123885We barely missed out on marine gharials...
>>5120587those are big gators
On a flordia vacation rn. Went on the Silversprings glass boat ride.Wish I had a better phone with better camera. T. Still rocking a galaxy s10
>>5124600Another pic
>>5124602Holy shit a duck
Pic of a luecistic hatchling /very young croc Luecistic have blue eyes, albinos have red eyes and both have white skin
>>5124871Adult luecistic was eepy
>>5124875RIP Claude
>>5124600>>5124602>>5124758beautiful gator
>>5123834Me too, every day. I want a spectacled or yacare caiman.
>>5107789croc enjoying a kit kat for lunch
>>5107789Psycho croc:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRPZsmbEkBY
crocfags have been real quiet ever since they got exposed
Imagine flying crocs that converge evolved like pterosaurs if left alone?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mekosuchus
>>5128071>exposed>picture of peak performance
>>5111239Unironically, a great white vs. a saltie could go either way.Crocodiles can take pretty crazy punishment and still be fine as long as they can swim and catch fish. However if the crocodile fucks up one of the sharks' fins, the shark may not be able to swim as well or at all and that's game over for the shark.
>>5128492Saltwater crocs regularly prey on bull sharks
>>5128804The largest bull sharks aren’t even as big as the average saltwater croc
>>5128492Great whites wouldn't be able to do much damage to a saltie with its bite, which is intended for blubbery animals like seals
>>5124555For you
>>5107789Any pics/videos of a black caiman hunting a jaguar? It's hard to document because of the crocodilian "blink and you'll miss it" ambush attack style.
>>5130068I doubt it. There is a video of a Morelet’s crocodile taking one while it tries to cross a river thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7ktpA-WcQA&feature=youtu.be
>>5107789Would it be too much to say a jaguar could take on a fully grown saltwater crocodile? I mean, jaguars hunt fully grown black caimans very often in their habitat, and fully grown black caimans reach some 5m in length, considering the largest saltwater crocodiles reach some 6m in length I don't suppose it would be too much for a jaguar to take on, right? I don't suppose an extra meter is gonna matter much when the jaguars already take on the 5m beasts without much issue
>>5130262>jaguars hunt fully grown black caimans very often in their habitatno, they don't. you're confusing black caimans with other smaller caiman species. jaguars avoid areas where adult black caiman are.if salties can take down tigers, a jaguar doesn't have a chance. they're a mexican animal.
>>5130262>I mean, jaguars hunt fully grown black caimans very often in their habitat, and fully grown black caimans reach some 5m in lengthJaguars don’t hunt them “very often”. They rarely hunt smaller black caimans, let alone exceptionally large ones. The largest caiman ever recorded being preyed on by a jaguar was about 3.8 metres and likely weighed 200-300 kg. That’s impressive enough on its own>I don't suppose an extra meter is gonna matter much when the jaguars already take on the 5m beasts without much issueAn extra metre in length is a massive difference in size. A 5 metre black caiman would weigh around 750 kg. A 6 metre saltwater croc can weigh up to 1300 kg. The crocodile’s head alone might weigh more than the largest jaguars
>>5130289Wasn't the 3.8m black caiman individual taken down by a teenage/subadult jaguar from the Amazon tho? I heard this same story from one of the guys over at Jaguarland.If we take in consideration that the jaguar was a subadult and it was from the Amazon population of jaguars, which is smaller mind you, then wouldn't it be possible that one of the largest individuals from the Pantanal population of jaguars, which are absolute units in comparison, like the adult males from the Pantanal region can be as large as medium sized tigers, I believe one of those might be able to take down a fully grown saltwater crocodile in a succesful ambush