Post crocs
>>5107789Why do they always smile like that?
*drops a huge weight on your croc*
CRAZYINSANE BITING CROCCALLING ALL MANIACS
>>5107793If you knew what they knew, you'd be smiling too
>>5107805flat fuck
>all these fake crocs with no feathersOpen a book sometime.
>>5107955Not only did they kill him but they also completely bastardized his remains
>>5107981They did the same to Cassius. It’s like they can’t find anyone better than an amateur taxidermist to preserve the biggest crocodiles ever caught
>>5108006The long skinny neck is so uncanny. It’s like whoever did it never actually looked at a picture of a crocodile, so they just stretched the skin of the neck out as much as possible when it should be fat and short. Like that stuffed walrus that had all its wrinkles smoothed out making it way larger
>>5107843those damn crocs that know who killed jfk. those sneaky crocs that know who did 9/11. those conniving crocs who know that jeffery epstein didn't kill himself
>>5108046Zogodiles
>>5108048I'm pretty sure I'm wrong, but I feel like I could pet these without much trouble
>>5108724I reckon you could get away with it
now here me out anons
AUGH
>>5108927What is the world coming to
>>5108946That was a blessed thread.
>>5109478
>>5108945Nice Croc
>>5108927She cute
>>5108927does the age of the croc really matter
>>5109899Shocked it took this long
>>5107805>falling piano soundbite
>>5109439The lack of teeth isn’t slowing him down
>sucks you out of your skin
sharks are still more OP they've been evolving for way longer than crocodiles while going through very minimal changes
>>5111239>watchu say, greyboy?
>>5111240I didn't mention cetaceans I was comparing sharks with crocodilians retard
>>5111254The absolute state of fishfags
>>5111239shut up, meg
>>5111239Such a head start and they still haven't stepped on land. Pathetic.
>>5111444exactly,they don't need to!they're perfectly fine and adapted to life in the water
>>5111444They all got extinct, but there were fully terrestrial crocs.
>>5107789
>>5108006It’s crazy how much he shrank
>>5107789>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>5111239they've been literally not evolving, twat
>>5108927>7 year oldnonce
>>5107805Chat is this real?
>>5115278this. 7 is like 3 in croc years
>>5107955>>5108033>>5108755>>5111222>>5112300Checked>>5109899What IS the name of the croc on the Crocs?Also checked>>5111404>Error 404: shark not found>>5111444They look so funny when they walkinChecked as well
>>5107805god i wish that were me being a croc must be pretty nice anons
>>5116490What the fuck is it with roasties having to make everything vaguely sexual, man? Who the fuck wears an outfit like that to give a gator a massage. Can they stop thinking with their coochies for like 2 seconds?
>>5116490
>>5116508most mentally stable incel
>>5116552>InvoluntaryMy whole point is that I DON'T want to have sex, Redditor. Did you forget that you can't farm updoots on the Mongolian basket-weaving forum?
>>5107789Over a month ago they saw a croc on an African cam with a really nasty wound in his side as well as missing a big part of his tail.Fucker seemed pretty resilient, although no new video of him was posted since these 4, so maybe he sadly kicked the bucket already.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8eHqrwObzkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69_l4YZh2iIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZSW0tJscIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkT8Bn0YQEw
>>5107789W croc
