>>5109266
>>5109268>>5109270>>5109484>>5109497Nope. >>5109266Can't be done.
Mustelids are hard to beat desu
(bias: strong)
>>5109484aww
>>5109266that was easy
>>5109266These motherfuckers look like an irl anime mascot
>>5109484first>>5109266second>>5109497third>>51095204th
Tasmanian devils are very underrated in the cute department
>>5109497adult red pandas are actually cuter than the babies.the babies have those weird tiny eyes
>>5111363smol possBIG dreams
>>5111372
>>5109484first>>5109510second>>5109497third>>5109515fourth>>5109266fifth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QSHFsfEVOE
>>5109510You're not wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkemK00kPo4
>>5113941
>>5113942
>>5113943
>>5113913That little fuzzbutt is eye-melting cute but JFC their calls are anything but.Audio only:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsiczkOZuFA>it starts with a series of loud, measured cracking sounds, sometimes compared to "a huge gate with rusted hinges being forced open". This is then followed by a series of "unearthly screams", ending in a descending series of expiring shrieks.>...shockingly loud demonic screaming with an unsettling human character>The recording doesn't fully bring on the terrifying sound they make though. It's like a large parrot being strangled next to your head.>sounded like a frenzied woman screaming bloody murder at three past midnight>The first night I was in the Congo forest, I heard these extremely loud screams of a hyrax and thought a woman was crying and needed help! It was so scary.
>>5113944>>5113943>>5113942>>5113941oof
>>5109266>>5109484>>5109497>>5109510>>5111544>>5113925>>5113941>>5113943The quokka absolutely mogs literally everything posted itt, kneel to your marsupial god.
>>5114655>>5114658>Mainland quokkas are vulnerable to extinction, with 90% of some localized populations dying during large bushfires
>>5114655dangerous australian animal >>5114658
is this a sable?
>>5113915I feel like Hazel dormice are pretty much cheatinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlS3w1GGE8g
>>5114671Well yeah, these things basically have no historical native predators, that's why people can walk up to them and take selfies, they're not the smartest animal.
>>5113941he's just a little guy
I know this thread is slow, but I am literally obsessed with this picture rn.
>>5115722All I can think about seeing this picture are those meme videos with crying catshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDt8-ijO9bc
>>5109484winner
>>5113944>HEV Suit flatlining.ogg
>>5116547I see your Bobkitten and I raise you one Fishingkitten.
Vicious_wildcat_mauls_photographer.avihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CX-EnLYJrg
>>5109266Behold the worlds cutest autistic potato
>>5116549>>5116547>>5115010>>5114861get this boring shit outta here
>>5117025
>>5117266They’re cute but venomous, can give electric shocks, and if you enter their psychic sphere of influence they can make you suicidal or homicidal.
>>5117268>homicidalAutocorrect, sorry. I meant 'homosexual'. They can make you homosexual.
>>5109484MEEP
>>5113951/thread
>>5117134Your newfag is showing
>>5114879
>>5118405tenrecs are better
>>5118247reddit is that way
>>5109484still the winner of the thread
>>5119601i'm glad the manatee collective have decided to spare us this year
>>5119614>Reddit, the dog websiteI'll stay here instead
>>5113943>Show balalaika on mantelpiece>Nobody plays itAnton Chekov is disappointed, tovarisch.
>>5120469Reddit is a cat website. 4chan is for caniformes.
>>5109484>>5109510dawww
>>5121289hampter
>>5120190they're benevolent overlordsall they demand is quiet, warm water and plenty of seagrass
>>5121427I love ferrets, I just wish they weren't so ugly. They're not cute at all. : (
>>5120824Such a silly newfag you are
>>5121440Ferrets are NOT ugly
>>5114655Niga he look Chinese.
>>5109484
>>5114658>>5114655quokkas are psychotic, like they're being forced to smile
>>5123064I love fluffy birds
>>5109484>>5109510>>5123064>>5118412winners
>>5111564this just looks strange with its foot like that
>>5124443awww
>>5124443>>5109484>>5121427baby mustelids are the best
>>5117268>>5117269They are sensitive to things like electrical shocks. They cannot give them to others. Also only the males are venomous as a means of self defense. As for the other accusations I will leave only this.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1puF5nSDV6Qhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/lVkGwsv-6eEhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Dj1PdOhXi8Q
/thread
>>5126101meh, kind of plain
>>5126092can you pick one up and cuddle it?
>>5109484>>5113925>>5113926>>5113951>>5114655>>5115722>>5121311the real winners
>>5128025I am glad you appreciate Niko, you deserve another picture of him.
>>5119601Those are some obese manatees.
>>5128033Niko lives at the same aquarium as Kira and Mei:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5PaUAZaG1Y
>>5126092how painful is the venom?
>>5129431very. there is some story from a soldier who got stung, felt that shit for years (it usually lasts weeks/months) and prefered being shot. obviously might be bullshit.
>>5129803aww, and I wanted a pet platypus
>>5130076Just get a girl then
