Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their most celebrated researcher?
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>>5113119remember to roundhouse kick your local palm oil plantation owner
>>5113212this some kind of T virus pongo?
>>5113813A pongo if it was in a Jurassic World movie
>>5113670they either have the most magnificent hair possible or theyre bald as shit and theres no in-between
what if a utan wasn't properly orang'd?
>>5114112they would never hatch from the egg
>>5114112>what if man wasn’t properly forest’d?hmm…
>>5114111a wonderful dichotomy, wouldn't you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwq8AtmZnjADo you have a favorite appearance of a pongo in film or tv anon?
>>5114747https://youtu.be/-364WJ2xCnU?t=115Thelonius, despite being a flangelet, has always been my go-to speaking voice for pongo
i wanna polish their little bald round heads like a cue ball
>>5115319do you think baby pongos are aware of just how darling they are?
>>5115611the kid gay as hell for leaning in ngl
>>5113115some jew Journalist claims that Galdikas was evil on blueskyAny truth to this or the typical ant-white drivel?
>>5115700currently reading Reflections of Edenshe doesn't come across as evil, but certainly autistic and more than a little mean-spirited when it comes to her ex-husbandwithout talking to Mr (((Murphy))) directly, I can only assume he thinks she's evil because she commited that most heinous of sins:she told the stupid natives that they shouldn't cut down their trees because wonderful orange apes live in themas an aside, Fossey did nothing wrongeveryone who likes Gorillas even a little bit would have become racist if they had to live halfway up a mountain and spend hours every day looking for a family group to study only to find their hands and heads had been cut off by sambos
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>>5115700She's not beyond criticism, but "evil" is not a serious claim. At the absolute WORST she's "sloppy, but well-meaning."To summarize the criticism against her:In the early 90s, the BKSDA got annoyed because she was bad about renewing her research permits and didn't keep adequate records. Around the same time, younger primatoligists got pissed because she went on these fanciful escapades trying to rescue orangutans instead of studying them (obviously hindsight is 20/20, but this was before palm oil had TOTALLY devastated the population). She would expose baby orangutans to humans more than we consider appropriate nowadays, but again this was before anybody knew better. Academics also got really snobby about her delegating observation duty to untrained volunteers and charging a fee for these excursions (which in hindsight, we've learned a TON of rare pongo behaviors from this 24/7 crowdsourcing, and the money really helps. Today, all serious charities have a similar retreat program to generate funds).All of her remaining enemies have a personal vendetta against her for unrelated reasons. Her nemesis, Michelle Desilets, for example, is mostly just upset about a single encounter she had as a volunteer at Camp Leakey in 1997.Michelle was doing a pretty lousy job and spent all day moping instead of working. So Birute (an athiest) told her to "find peace with god". Birute really meant "find peace with [mother nature]", but Michelle thought she was just a crazed jesus freak.This pissed Michelle off so much that she quit and turned to the dark side like fucking Anakin Skywalke, dedicating the past 30 years shilling for the RSPO.
It’s kind of strange how Clint Eastwood is more simian looking than an Orangutan.
>>5115700>jew journalist hates someone who actively impeded extracting profit from a resource rich regionHis family could have had twenty palm oil packing plants in those forests by now
How much good karma do you need to accumulate in life to reincarnate into one of these?
it’s not fair that theyre made so huggable and kissable, and yet, i can’t do any of those things because of “zoonotic transmission.”
>>5116316it is not enough that you generate good karmayou must harm the karma of others
>>5116319>it’s not fairdamn right it isn't
>>5116989>PAY-Orangutanspay them what?
>>5117036she has a few suggestions
>"hmm... strait's still closed>this had better not effect the econimal of banan"
>>5118712I love how even the most inaccurate of pongo depictions manage to give it this expression
