The mighty sperm whale starts its deep dive towards the abyssal dark to hunt the colossal squid
>>5115897That's one way to describe it but your mom really isn't that fat and my pants really aren't that deep. You're right about colossal though.
>>5115917Not the place for horny. This is a bump thread anon.
>>5115919Horny had nothing to do with it, anon
>>5115897The coolest whale? Possibly.
Choose your fighter.
>>5116167For me, it's the mighty, humble Bowhead.
>>5116167For me, it's the orca.
>>5116296Yah, that fits. You psycho.
FACT: Moby Dick contains a whole chapter about why whales are fish
>>5116311based. fuck fish deniers.
>>5115897mmmmm tasty squids
>>5116311Whales are fish thoughSo are you and I :) *scratches redditor beard*
>>5116296FUCK orcasYeah theyre the oceans top predator with great intelligence and amazing hunting strategiesBut you know what? THEY SHOULDNT BE.THEY LOOK FUCKING RETARDED.They look like something I stick up my ass. A suppository. They look like Oreo brand bananas. They're just this lame, shapeless blob with stupid colors, making stupid sounds, with stupid blobby fins. Theyre like a childs drawing. They're muppets. Theres a reason every kid likes sharks and looks on orcas with complete indifference. Its not because of what they are and what they do, its because of how they look, its rule of cool. And orcas just aint cool lookin.
