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She separated from a man in the forest to gather deer horns. Bear got to her and mauled her to death

RIP
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What do they harvest shed antlers for?
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is it the first or fucking second attack in 10 years
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>>5118828
This is why you don't choose the bear
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>>5118853
Reading comprehension much?
It's the first fatal attack, and the second deadly attack.
Lrn2read
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>>5118828
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America

That's rookie numbers
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>>5118859
It surprised me that there are also quite a few young men among those killed by black bears. I'm not a burger, are black bears that dangerous?
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>>5118870
They're smaller but they're still like 2x your body weight and have sharp claws.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_coconut
Where's our thread in remembrance of those killed by falling coconuts?
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>>5118870
Or that burgers are generally much more retarded and don't know how to handle wildlife.

Slavic Euros simply just knows
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>>5118882
>On 26 August 1946, Romualdo Maldonado, age 99, was killed by a blow from a falling coconut in Panama
RAN RAN RUUUU
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>>5118870
Black Bears are dangerous and should be treated with caution and respect. Unlike Grizzlies, Black Bears are known for stalking and being highly opportunistic. In one case back in the 1970s in Canada, a Black Bear stalked and killed three teenage boys one after the other. Just because they’re smaller (and the ones in North America won’t be much smaller than the European Brown Bear mentioned in OP) means nothing.
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>>5118848
To put on wall.
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>>5118848
to sell it to hunters and collectors I bet
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>>5118870
Bears kill animals to survive, they are good at it. You can tell because they are not dead.
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>>5118828
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>>5119095
Didn't work this time apparently
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>>5118870
>It surprised me that there are also quite a few young men among those killed by black bears. I'm not a burger, are black bears that dangerous?
There are like 600,000 black bears in the lower 48 and southern Canada and most of the time they act like giant raccoons so it's easy to get comfortable around them. Someone runs across bears half a dozen times in their life and every time shouting scares them away so they don't carry a gun or even bear spray and if it's their bad luck to come across that one bear who decides that actually they WOULD like to see what a person tastes like, they get killed and eaten. If you look at the list, there are a lot of senior citizens and children on there as well as people feeding bears, self-proclaimed "bear experts" and other foolishness like that as well as a lot of attacks happening in the middle of nowhere to people by themselves.
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>>5118828
>Letting your almost 60 year old mom walk through the forest alone.
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>>5118856
What exactly do you think deadly attack means?
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>a bear is more safe than crossing any man in the street
And so Poland became a progressist feminist shithole.
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At least bears don't join deep web, telegram, facebook or whatsapp chats on how to exploit women.
tak jestem z polski do cholery
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>>5118848
my sister's a hunter and gives shed antlers out as dog chewing toys
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always kinda surprised me that man hunted wolves to near extinction in many places but didn't eradicate the wilderness of these tanks with claws.
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>>5121492
what
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>>5123094
bears more or less keep to themselves
wolves are direct competitors to humans, so there are only two options, become family or fight
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>>5118828
>Polack die
kek
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>>5118828
kek

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_or_bear
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>>5119095
>Little Bear x Anne Frank
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>>5126777
based
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I've devised a version of this hypothetical that works on men
BEHOLD
Who would you rather see while alone in the woods, a bear or Shia LaBeouf?
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>>5126777
That's terrible, that poor bear is going to catch some stomach bug
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>>5126777
are indians like lemmings or something? how does this keep happening
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>>5126848
>pioneer for inclusive biking
Who's being excluded from biking?
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>>5126899
Not who you'd think.
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>>5126857
Ok I finally get what women mean.
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>>5118828
1 Polack down, more to go.
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>>5119095
Are bear cubs as dangerous as fully grown ones?
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>>5123607
Did you not hear about it? It was all over the news.
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>>5128054
a bear cub is much more dangerous than an adult bear
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>>5123627
>a woman who claims to have been unjustifiably attacked by a bear is more likely to be believed
Was this written by vegans? There is nothing wrong with killing for food.
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>>5123627
Anyone with common sense would pick the bear. Why would you choose an unpredictable animal over a predictable one?
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>>5118828
>She left a man so she could choose a bear
feminists BTFO
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>>5118870
Black bears are very skittish and non-aggressive. However, they are also by far the most common bear people encounter in North America, so even if you have a 0.0001% chance of being attacked, the volume of encounters means some people get killed.
Also a lot of black bear live near people so have gotten used to people and lost their fear. Some people even feed the bears which is just asking for trouble.
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>>5118828
But surely I would rather meet a bear in the forest than a man
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>>5118828
based bear
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>>5129151
So being raped is better than being dead?
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>>5129217
For women because they are fucking dumb
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>>5118828
misiek wouldn't do this
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>>5130390
Why are you defending rapists? Are you a rapist?
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>>5130854
I would sure be If I ever met you sweaty
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>>5118828
Pretty common in Europe
Especially in Romania
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>>5118855
>>5119748
>>5123627
>>5129151
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>>5129151
FTFY
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>>5123627
If you look at the statistics, bears are far less likely to do anything to you though. Now tell me with a straight face that a random man won't do anything to a woman if they're both in the middle of nowhere with nobody around them for tens of miles. I just wouldn't believe you.
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>>5132585
FTFY
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>>5132598
Tranquilizer darts take several minutes to take effect.
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>>5132613
>Tranquilizer darts
Oh anon....
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>>5123027
That’s fair
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>>5132613
>darts
Lol no
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>>5132589
Misandry like this was purposefully beaten into you by who owns the media. It’s not a realistic viewpoint. EVERY movie is “man bad especially white man, girl hero”.

Man or bear is a litmus test for if the propaganda worked. No trust no cohesion no rebellion. Cue higher rent.
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>>5132657
No, it’s about weighing the worst thing a man could do against the worst thing a bear could do.
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>>5132710
What could be significantly worse than being slowly eaten alive?
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>>5118848
To make antler sheds
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>>5132710
>spend your entire life around other people
>might get your boob touched eventually
>spend 5 minutes with a bear
>die
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>>5126777
How do you even get killed by a black bear? Just scream and wave your arms nigga.
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>>5132749
>spend 5 minutes with a random man in the woods
>raped and murdered
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>>5133654
That is such retarded feminist logic that's so commonplace today, but let's go ahead with it and assume the worse-case scenario of being with a man compared with the worse-case scenario of being with a bear. If you replaced every man you saw on the way to work today with a bear, how many of those bears do you think would have mauled you vs how many of those original men would have raped and murdered you?
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>>5134382
0 - All
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>>5134541
Please tell me you’re trolling.
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>>5131557
They will literally eat you alive starting by your toes, maam.

>>5132589
Depends. What colour is the man?
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>>5132920
he was izzat farming, think about how much trouble you have to go through to get attacked by a black bear
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>>5132657
>by the media
>most movies about women with abusive boyfriends are based on true stories
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>>5118870
black bears are aggressive. They view people as food instead of as threats that brown bears do. Brown bears can be convinced you're not a threat, black bears can't be convinced you're not food.
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>>5128054
>>5128062
cubs don't know how to release partial venom so they always inject all of it, way more dangerous.
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>>5126777
why did this get deleted???
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>>5136446
Anon got IP wiped for posting animal cruelty in another thread.
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>>5132589
you sound like mentally retarded third world feminist I swear
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>>5136446
Talking about non-whites being killed is “racism”.
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>>5118828
Bears WON
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>>5131557
>SA
why do women act like animals cant sexually assault and its only a human thing
>steal
>harass
bears can absolutely do those things
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>>5137626
Have you ever needed counseling because a dog humped your leg?
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>>5137806
Have you ever spent your entire life surrounded by four billion bears? No. If you did your life would last 3 months tops.

Have you ever thought “some species of bears are dangerous and others are not”? Yes. Perhaps you should apply that to humans. An ugly poor man or a man from an ugly poor country is more likely to harm women and higher lifeforms like dogs and primates while paradoxically revering lower lifeforms such as cows and himself.
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>>5137806
im actually referring to forced copulations, so effectively rape, but you're probably well aware how often animals do that because of dolphin discussions online. a lot of animals are known for utilizing sexual coercion by aggression, including grizzlies. equating the worst an animal can do to the actions of a small humping dog is probably not wise
https://scienceblogs.com/observations/2011/01/28/reverse-bestiality-when-animal
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>>5137820
Per the mosaic law forced sexual activities are the only definition of rape anyways
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>>5118855
A bear won’t kidnap you and use you as a sex slave for 18 years.
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>>5137843
It would just get confused and start eating you instead

A bear wouldn’t poison you for not being fun and sexy enough either
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>>5118828
This bear was based and azovpilled
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>>5119095
10 years later
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>>5138205
Find one example of a man being raped by a woman.
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I am sure that if humans and apes go extinct, bears will take over the Earth.
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>>5138239
Are you being a pissant on the definition of rape?
https://medium.com/@jessiefrank01/the-woman-who-beat-a-robber-and-used-him-as-a-sex-slave-for-3-days-ec675a825119
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>>5138207
Bears are such pussies lmao, people actually simp for these obese fucks
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>>5138309
Who will run the earth when they're hibernating for half the year?
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>>5138207
>Russo-Ukrainian war, colorised
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>>5138385
>>5118828
Russia will destroy polack
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>>5138382
>Who will run the earth when they're hibernating for half the year?
The polar bears would take charge while the others slept.
But if they mastered agriculture and livestock farming, the bears would no longer need to hibernate.
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>>5138382
Contrary to popular belief, they do not truly hibernate; they experience a state of light lethargy (torpor) in which their body temperature drops only slightly and they can easily wake up.
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>>5138390
*Ukraine

They are already doing this
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>>5138239
Believe me if they were not weaker than men it would happen all the time
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>>5129153
Huge cat or tiny bear? You decide
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>>5121492
Go live in the woods then. Oh you wont? Shut the fuck up then
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>>5126883
Looney Tunes country
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>>5128054
If you see a cub then the mother is most likely close and you DO NOT want to make her think you are a threat to it
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>>5129217
Yes? I never understood why people act like being raped is worse than being dead
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>>5132598
Kek
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>>5134541
Based retard
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>>5138431
Why not both?
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>>5129217
obviously yes.
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>>5128922
>vegans????
Any leftist ideology is gay bullshit. They all have that “you must religiously follow my specific reasoned out universal atheist, victim worship/victor denigration morals or you are a bad person and having any morals at all is hypocrisy. do not dare question this” thing going on.

They are all batshit insane and basically operating upon a form of occult mysticism.
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>>5138514
Fuck
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>>5128922
it's a weird line for sure. describing an animal attacking you as "unjustifiable" would make me suspect you bothered the critter and got what you deserved desu. 'how dare this animal not tolerate me standing a few meters away from it, had no reason to attack' kind of a deal.
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>>5118892 LMFAO NO WAY
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>>5118828
>bearcelephant
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>>5118848
none of you business gay boy
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>>5126848
>white wing supremacist
I hope someone got a raise.
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>>5138309
>bears will take over the Earth.
They are already halfway there; they just need an opportunity.
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>>5138705
Primates can also stand on their hind legs. It’s it just a human thing.
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>>5138986
I know, that's why I said it: if primates go extinct, bears will be the ones to take over.



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