A thread for everyone's favorite rascally and prolific cat hunter.Wile E. fans also welcome.
>>5122148Do NOT use this thread to show humans harming or hunting coyotes. This thread is strictly for appreciating coyotes and their own hunting prowess.
Imagine calling cats dingo food when your entire species is on the menu for every cat above 15kg.Medium cats, big cats, doesn't matter, skill diffed.Try punching up next time. Cats stay mogging & cozy 24/7.
You need to get a job, or at least a hobby dude. This isn't a healthy way to squander what hours remain in your time on Earth. Maybe try talking to girls? I dunno, do literally anything else and your life would improve dramatically.
>>5122162Typical strawman. Your precious """outdoor""" housecat isn't a lion, and coyotes don't even live on the same continent as the vast majority of large cats. The only cat that would actually encounter a coyote is a mountain lion, which is opportunistic and almost never does, especially since mountain lions are solitary and coyotes are pack animals. Housecats will continue to be yote food. Cope.
>>5122162that anon is peeved
>>5122148https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW5Or7bIVJk
don't care for schizo op, love 'yotes'yotes are cool
>>5122162>has to post AI slop Yotes win. Cats lose.
why do they decapitate seals
>>5122162>Lion, the faggiest animal on earth
>her thread is predicated on hatred for another speciesBorn to suck
>>5122183holy cope. felines eat canines for breakfast. hell even eagles wreck mutts>https://youtu.be/TItHEUOXCeI
>>5122409>>5122393Excuse me miss, but your ban was for thirty days – not just one. /an/ has no use for your zoosadist ass at the moment. Shoo shoo back to /trash/.
>made low effort bait post that still includes facts>used ai image for laughs>still gets multiple bites from low iq caninechudsYep, catchads continue mogging muttfags
Is it said "kai-yo-tee" or "kai-yote" as I have heard merifats say it both ways
>>5122478This may shock you but people in different places say things differently
>>5122478It’s pronounced “coh yoh tess”Tell your friends>look over there! coyotes!>i hear coyotes every night>i lost some of my best hens to surprise coyotes>coyotes killed my pussycat
>>5122478only southerners and wannabe cowboys say it the latter way
>>5122162He says with his AI subpar.
>>5122436I sleep so well knowing you will never get a genuine discussion in your thread cause you’re just too stupidity and begrudging
yot
>>5122524But I don't see any coyotes in that picture!
>>5122513>cause you’re just too stupidity and begrudgingESL spotted.
>>5122556Don’t bother replying to the toxoterrorist. He can’t speak languages other than hindi and arabic that well, so regardless of what you say, he will reply to something that only exists in his head.
>>5122436what the fuck are you talking about you stupid nigger
>>5122565is no one going to point out that coyotes are a huge pest and videos of them getting hunted down are quite popular?
>>5122556that's a big yote
>>5122148Mischievous fellas!
>>5122652Coyotes are only a bother to idiots. They’re not exactly wolves that can rip through a pack of guard dogs, tear down a section of fence, and wipe out a herd of full grown cattle. They’re medium large foxes. You have to be genuinely stupid to have an issue with coyotes. Most of what they eat is outdoor cats that are massive pests themselves and hippie hobby farmers neglected free ranging livestock (what, you gotta stand there and watch your sheep? SAY IT AINT SO). They don’t pose a real danger to something that isn’t as incompetent and brainless as a sheep or as small and retarded as a chihuahua - things that should be kept supervised anyways. A coyote nearby is not like a mountain lion nearby. Your idiot neighbors shitbull is 100x the imminent threat. Livestock are dull minded creations that gladly live in pens. Cats are happy in apartments. Dogs live in houses and chill in fenced yards, while you should pay attention to them if they aren’t in a secure kennel/run. Coyotes are bright eyed souls that mate for life and range over hundreds of square miles. And yet morons still think their chickens need total freedom they cant even comprehend or appreciate more than coyotes need to live. I am 10000x more worried about how to get a husky or other normal pet dog away from my livestock without hurting them than I am worried about coyotes. This isn’t the wild west either. I can buy new livestock in a week. They’re not 2 months wagon ride away. People who don’t acknowledge this are just bloodthirsty china-tier psychopaths. If you can’t feel a pang of empathy when 90 IQ hicks murder coyotes minding their own business you’d probably do worse than shoot a dog. My experience with coyote hunters: when they don’t kill any coyotes they blow off steam by shooting a random animal or a pet, even if they see a collar, or their owner. They are psychopaths as logic would demand.
>>5122652>leave food out>walk away>coyote friend thinks you’re sharing, and has a family to raise>kill them a week later while they’re having fun prancing around in some grass>god punishes you by inducing the remaining coyotes to reproduce 3x faster every time one dies>oh you want more? show me how badly you wanna go to hell lol -god>pic related>ah shaht 20 yohts last week ya’ll i really accomplished somethin they bet leave the kitties alone ya’ll *gets another bioengineered entertainment feline and lets it out to kill birds* -some retard who is going to mysteriously have his entire ranch destroyed by a tornado wildfire and never realize why
>>5122162Big cats are going extinct LMAO!!!!!HAHA!!Lions are "vulnerable" Tigers are threatened!! LOL!!!Meanwhile, the humble coyote is literally on the CUSP of crossing the Darien Gap, and this data is 10 years old at this point. They've probably already done it. THEY.JUST.CAN'T.STOP.Meanwhile male lions are fucking other male lions in the BOOTY HOLE!!!!HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Coyotes are winner animals. Humans can’t even get rid of them. The future belongs to the yote. Wolves, lions, and tigers are loser animals.
>>5123083Coyotes are UNSTOPPABLE
>>5122652>pestThey're chill weirdos that are at worst scared of people and bolt instantly or curious and follow for a few minutes before fucking off and having a nap. They mange actual pest populations.
>>5122652civilized people love coyotes
>>5122148I still don’t get why anyone who likes cats wants to feed them to coyotes or get them run over by cars.
>5123083>5123104>5123181>5123226>5123348>5123439Lmao the Anti Cat Schizo samefags and bumps it's cat seethe threads every single day. I'm thankful to be white and live in a first world country, unlike ACS.
>>5123578>bumps it'sESL catfag doesn't even know how to use 4chan.
>>5123578>i’m white>"it’s thread"What is with ESL non-westerners and their whiteness/brownness obsession (despite being brown themselves)Are you literally nick fuentes?
>>5122409>felines eat canines for breakfastNot your feline. It doesn't even qualify as a snack.
>>5122524XWrongThis Yote is deceased.
Funniest thing about this thread is that if it weren't for catchads it would have died alreadyThat's how irrelevant coyotes are, even people who like them aren't commenting
>>5123956I once did a sociology course and my finals paper was about a correlation between the number of laughing emoji/gifs and lmfaos/etc people post in arguments and how angry they areThe results? Just one attempt to communicate laughter during an online argument signified extreme anger. Tensed limbs, edge of seat, twitchy face, noisy typing capital A anger. The jewish professor shared my distaste for social media (because it allows the spread of facts and inquisitons without censorship, i mean, antisemitism) and gave me a 4.0 for the whole course. Still didn’t get a job until seven years after graduating thoSad
>>5122409I don't think you want bring eagles into the equation considering how much they mog cats...
>>5123083Coyotes really are the supreme build, not even humans can stop them
>>5122162Wolves are driving mountain lions out of their territory
we need more yote pics
>>5122148A CAT AND A COYOTE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUzXgDSX3mo
*licks you*
>>5124669I wish
>>5123083Damn, coyotes really are the Indians (jeets) of the canine world...
>>5124669cute
*sniffs you*
Why did cats mindbreak the newfag anti cat schizo so hard?
>>51249844chan has always been a dog board, newfag
I've had to shoot three of these niggersrip chickens
>>5125769asshole
>>5125996They screamed when I shot them and they died slowly, if it's any consolation. I'll be shooting more if they show up again.
>>5126074weird larp
>>5125769>>5126074Extremely based. Sorry about your chickens anon since they have an actual beneficial purpose unlike coyotes.
>>5126074Since you can't protect your chickens and caused a breeding frenzy there will be more
>>5126349Coyotes are natural pest control, mate for life, and are soulful animals. Chickens are basically advanced robots and will eat other chickens alive when one is injured. Why are you prioritizing chicken freedom they dont even comprehend over coyotes not dying horribly?Keep your retarded domesticated birds in a sturdier pen. Stop killing coyotes. >>5126493If there is a God, he really hates peoppe who kill coyotes>curses them with more yotes>makes them realize they fucked up or makes them kill more yotes>then their house burns down along with the entire forest because the coyote overpopulation they caused depresses deer activity, leading to overgrowth that dies midsummer and becomes excessive fuel for the fire they will inevitably start
>>5126497God curses those who curse coyotes
it wasnt until the 80s that coyote became widespread in the vancouver area
>>5125769>>5126074You just created 30000 more coyotes
>>5122148Another easy W for the yotes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK2mgQWJWrE
>>5126493>>5126497>>5127022>>5127207>>5127322This is all the anti cat schizo samefagging and bumping its own thread btw
>>5122148God, I love COYOTES
Those who bless coyotes will be blessedThose who curse coyotes will be cursed
>>5127322Yotes can't stop winning
these are the funniest animals ever because they hate being petted but simultaneously enjoy ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpVJN4XEYhk
Eradicating the local coyote pest population is the right thing to do
>>5128862"eradication" implies that efforts are at all effectivetheir populations hasn't been dented since the 50s
>>5128862You misspelled *cat pest population
>>5128862Extremely based
>>5128722>webmBrutally mogged.
>>5128862And to do so we need to remove their food sources (cats and retarded hillbilly's chickens)
>>5122148Ah, I see dogredditor is back on his regimen of seething at cats on the cat website.
>>5129290This isn’t reddit anon
They DNA tested this boy and he's 100% coyote. Apparently it's common for coyotes to have blue eyes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOfFGyhAp68
>>5129290He seethes here every waking hour of every day for the past what 6 years? The newfag anti cat schizo has absolutely no life.
>>5122148
>>5129766the chihuahua survivedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdqPP9_TqLkwhy the fuck would anybody let their 8lb ratdog run around outside
>>5129651>>5129290Why are you samefagging like anyone else shares your paranoid schizophrenic delusions?>guys its not just a meme – its xfag>grok told me>its the patterns
>>5129821Ever since cannabis legalization swept through the USA, schizophrenia rates skyrocketed. 4chan has been full of actual schizos who think they "notice typing styles" and shit ever since.
>>5129821>>5129823Stay mad samefag anti cat schizo
