frens edition
>>5126112animals are frens with eachother :)
>>5126121at least now I know my keyboard works
>>5126131this is funny because there's a sign that says "thanks for not feeding me" with the exact same photo as the parrot who took that man's bread, thus making it ironic and fun at the same time.-Dr. Rems
>>5126168
>>5126112Sorry i lost my 400+ /an/ webms when my hard drive died
>>5126221He's literally me
>>5126124I love this one so much!!
>>5126183>Metapod used thrash!>It's not very effective.
>>5126236Doggo
>>5126183
>>5126168I love how they run without their body bobbing up and down, they move like little robots
>>5126236I'm not sure by stuff like this if they really enjoy it or if they're freaked out or not knowing whats going on or whatever. do fish, amphibians and retptiles even have these cuddling/petting/being close to someone reactions wired into their brains?
>>5126553is this really how they clean the glass for these aquariums?
>>5126549well, theyre leaning into it, if an animal doesnt like something, they would get away from it.
>>5126561idk maybe it feels cornered and is having a brain fart, or the flashlight is frying its brain
>>5126574now I get the whole buddhist thing and how getting reincarnated into the animal realm is a punishment
>>5126549morays are much smarter than people give them creditstill a tube with teeth though so i wouldn't touch one
>>5126576They're just big babies.
>>5126576You can easily identify them by checking if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza-pie.
>>5126628How much wood would a woodcock cock cock if a woodcock could cock wood?
>>5126632Peent.
>>5126576>>5126580How do you even start here?Do they know them from babies?These divers always have suspiciously too many fingers for it being a random petting encounter.
>>5126554The manatees keep leaving snout marks on it. I have the same problem with the dog.
>>5126656yeah it propably gets dirty in other ways too, it's just a funny image that a diver has to whipe it with a small rag, but I also don't really know what the atlernative would be
>>5126647The first one is Valerie Taylor, the second is clearly from an aquarium where the moray possibly grew up.https://youtu.be/Sfw-ved-QwY
>>5126550badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
>>5126602I chuckled
>>5126124Bringing baby to meet uncle :)>>5126236>>5126576>>5126580Love EELS
>>5126569but then it would display defensive posturing, like biting or retreating, not lean into it; if you stick your hand in the burrow theyre in, they can bitten, but thats a stand your ground situation for themalso consider the fact than entire species of shrimps evolved for the express purpose of grooming fish, i think every animal likes getting groomed
>>5126727If you think about it, those undersea cleaning stations mean it makes a lot more sense for fish to understand the concept of getting pet by another species than it does for land animals. Humans are the closest equivalent of those cleaner shrimp on land, I think.
>>5126728meerkats actually do that, otherwise its usually intraspecies grooming
>>5126131I lost it at the sign
>>5126549Some fish have a slime coating on their skin that protects them, and touching them may damage that coating and leave them vulnerable to infections. Eels don't AFAIK, and they will often group up together, happily sharing a cave or recess, so they clearly don't mind physical contact.
>>5126554How else are you gonna clean the inside of the glass?
>>5126676dammit, I thought the same
>>5126775What the hell is going on here?
>>5126844I assume the humans are engaging in some sort of breath-holding competition & the dogs are just sort of copying them because they don't really know what's going on either.
>>5126844>>5126884 is right, although the dog who starts barking does so because he realized that the guy in the forefront is cheating
>>5126884>humans are engaging in some sort of breath-holding competitionIt only appears that way but the bucket doesn't have enough water in it. The dog figures it out in the end. Not sure if doggo was confused by humans ability to hold their breath for so long, or concerned for their safety, or maybe just upset they were deceived. Just goes to show you how smart dogs are. The dog figured it out while anons posting ITT did not.
some people can even breathe through their ears
>>5126951you cant, theres a thing called an eardrum
>>5126956Some people have perforated ear-drums.
>>5126933There's a concerning amount of overlap between the dumbest humans and the smartest dogs
>>5126112this webm is from a chink pet mill btw. it should be flagged as animal abuse
>>5127091They look like the aliens from War of the Worlds.
>>5126236>>5126576>>5126580First time eating unagi in years and now seeing this. God damnit
>>5126199
Anyone got any skunk webems?I love these weird fluffy guys.
>>5127335
>>5127348What happens when you microwave a marshmallow for too long...
>>5126954Skating on child support payments.mov
>>5127183I don't see any abuse in that video, petafag
>>5127324If it makes you feel better, moray eels are generally considered unfit for eating because they accumulate high levels of ciguatoxins>Symptoms may include diarrhea, vomiting, numbness, itchiness, dysesthesia, sensitivity to hot and cold, dizziness, and weakness with lethargy
>>5127514>Symptoms may include diarrhea, vomiting, numbness, itchiness, dysesthesia, sensitivity to hot and cold, dizziness, and weakness with lethargyThat's just a Tuesday. t. lupus patient
>>5126775>Hey, this guy is a big fat PHONY!
>>5127092cute, el perro
>>5127420Why is Applejack a nigger now?
>>5127092Using your hands? That's a foul.
>>5127574It's the Netflix adaptation.
>>5127092What is the charge? Eating a ball? A succulent Chinese ball?
>>5127116parasites costs extrawho the fuck actually eats sushi, there's a reason we cook shit, not worth trusting dipshits
>>5127719because it makes no difference, how many times has there been an outbreak because some street shitter didnt wash their hands and gave everyone ecolialso>china
>>5126952The gabagool? Over here
>>5126647A lot of the stories I've seen with wild morays involve dive instructors, since they visit the same spots over and over. I think that speaks to the eels' intelligence, they can distinguish people and get curious about the ones who return. Though unlike the anon who says they're itchy, I think this is just erogenous touch existing in at least every vertebrate. It requires a relaxed state to experience, but even animals with no use for affection, near zero natural social interaction and even no sexual pleasure are built to enjoy being petted.
>>5127180>German soldiers encountered british tanks for the first time during the Battle of the Somme - colorized
>>5127331That turtle is racist
>>5127888Reminds me of ur mom lololol!!!!!!
>>5127887awwww, I would run up to those lil buggers and snuggle them immediately
>>5127894please leave our children alone or my wife will maul you
>>5126549they're attracted to the heat of the hand
>>5126722BASED
>>5127419Immaculate flip
>>5126551why are those hogs headged like that
>>5126123>Little bitch licks giant cock and then rides it.
>>5126549A lot of people don't seem to realize that a lot of fish on reefs already have cleaner animals that exchange not only cleaning services but also kind of massage/tickles for not being eaten. Cleaner shrimp do this all the time and cleaner shrimp are almost always found with morays so they would be familiar with this kind of thing. These are morays that are probably familiar with people. I doubt you'd want to do this on one that had never encountered humans before.
>>5126906>dog walk on you bottoming
>>5127719>who the fuck actually eats sushiAll meat meant for raw consumption is flashfrozen. Or at least thats how it is in civilized countries.
>>5127348the fuck is that thing
>>5128320White skunk. I didn't immediately recognise what it was but that stomp-and-jump-back thing it does is a dead giveaway. That's how skunks play. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf8ArgnFi_U
>>5128496i've never thought that eals would be so petable
>>5127850I'd bet some jerk kid with black shoes kicked him or pushed him around before
>>5126112I love this one.
>>5127678Kek
>>5127678>>5129131dogmocracy manifest
>>5128496He's lovin those scritchies>>5128752Which is more powerful, Yak Bridge or Goat Tower?>>5128755KOBE>>5129137The second-most canandian way to play with a dog.
>>5129225>The second-most canandian way to play with a dog.w... what's the first?
>>5127514That reminds me, there's this japanese youtuber who does things like go diving to hunt random sea creatures that people don't normally eat, including moray eels. I remember he once said he got food poisoning, don't recall if it's due to the moray or something else.
>>5129387https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_KfeoXJWG0It's this guy, apparently it was a starfish that fucked him up.
im sorry, dont know how to contibute with videos, but please post more cute animals bumpytty
>>5129571
>>5129604>NOOT NOOT
>>5126549if they didn't like it they would be swimming away or biting the handthis is true of literally any animal that isn't physically restrained. they don't just sit there and take it if they don't like what you're doing to them
>>5126554you think they're going to drain the aquarium and send the janitor in there, or just let the inside of the aquarium get filthy?
>>5129573goose_walkathon_for_charity.webm
>>5127888how is there room in there for thatanyway, I should call her
>>5129738Animal frens make me happy!
>>5129850thats a weirdly shaped horse
>>5129605Sassy bitch>>5129655Careful, he has most of the Chaos Emeralds>>5129738Rooweiler >>5129849Magical encounter
>>5129859There's a horse in that webm?
>>5129573i love how they are all in their own path>>5129634me when i found tomatoes in my food>>5129655its all cheetos>>5129738i want to be a kangaroo and pet some doggos while being a cute kangarroo while somobody record me and then later put me on the internet and make peple happy >>5129849oh to be a bunny with fluffy paws on a snowy day and some random human give me apple , then proceed to film me and post it on the internet and make more people happy>>5129850i cant see whats going on
>>5129859She's very pregnant
>>5130064LMAO GET UR STUMMY PINCHED, MORON
>>5127847This. The odd factor isn't that weird animals like getting pet, it's that humans have all their sophisticated touchsense on their hands which means we derive the exact same pleasure when we touch things. We live in a world full of things that want to get pet, and we evolved to enjoy petting.
>>5126906>fag humor
>>5130064I always wonder if this is the animal equivalent of humans being abducted by aliens. He's gonna get home and tell his family he got apprehended by giant apesand their strange tools and they won't believe him
>>5126121>The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
>>5129655The fuck is this little yellow painted bastard?
>>5130217Read the filename.
>>5127888>we outta bones
>>5126112kibby and ouppy united at last
bompy for more funny animals
>>5129850if you look carefully behind that wooden pole at exactly 19 sec mark you can see the horse blink, that's where it's hiding.
>>5129738kangroo usually try to kill dogs so it's refreshing to see them not be violent for once
>>5129850>/an/ webm thread>no /an/ in the webm???
>>5128232that one cheetah's got competition, it seems
>>5130066Good kitty!
>>5126759>>5129644How do they do this inside orca or shark tanks though?
>>5127847https://www.popsci.com/environment/wild-fish-following-divers/
>>5127719Hundreds of millions around the world? Sashimi fish is deep frozen to kill the parasites, not fresh
>>5130294There's clearly nature in the background. Not sure why he zoomed in on that barn that's devoid of both animals and nature though.
>>5130347"Dieses Loch! Es ist für mich gemacht worden!"DRRR DRRR DRRR
>>5130347>>5130366topkek
>>5130472>Birds engaged in domestic roleplayThis world is fantastic
>>5126576>tfw no cute animal loving diving gf
>>5130343BABY
>>5130472>why is he doing this I don't understand
>>5130611Reef eaters anonymous meeting
>>5126115reminds me of that video where the girl is grooming her guinea pig and you hear a loud crack of thunder and both her and it look to the side in perfect sync
>>5130611>gamera and godzilla
>>5130090You laugh, but look at how fast that hand was pulled away when that paw twitched
>>5131007
>>5131020Terrifying
>>5131018>indoor cat: god i wish that was me
>>5131018kots can have entire pack of parowki, as a feast
>>5126553Fucking kek
>>5130064Imagine minding your own business when you suddenly get abducted by aliens, they call you fat and then let you go.
>>5131061Thought those were carrots. I fucking love parówki. My local butcher stopped making both parówki and serdelki and I have no fucking idea why. I would bludgeon a cute puppy to death with a second, even cuter puppy if I could get a single good serdelek or parówka. Actually no. That's not worth the death of two good boys. But a lifetime supply on demand? Yeah, I'm bashing some beagles. >not actually; I would never hurt an animal other than for food
>not actually; I would never hurt an animal other than for foodLike parówki...Can't hurt to ask to bring it back, sometimes you cut stuff from your inventory because you project less income. If not you must go on a pilgrimage to a further butcher to get your fill.
>>5130609chompy>>5130610cutie and murderer>>5130611holy shi- blue lagarto, its beautiful>>5131016kissy kissy>>5131018a full bag of doggies>>5131158like Pedro in his home
>>5131238Sometimes it's just your day.
>>5129971>me when i found tomatoes in my foodYou eat just the tomatoes?
>>5131018His greed inspires me
>>5131018I wonder if he's gonna eat all those sausages by himself or if he's taking them to his family or friends
>>5127347Skunkfags BTFO'd
>>5130313there is a pen for the whales, i think they just swim with sharks
>>5131830>>5132009cute°!
>>5126168Now he has herpes
>>5132343That's an armadillo, not your mother
>>5132343They carry leprosy, not herpes, you fucking retard.
>>5131117careful head chomp :3but it's interesting, the kitty tenses up the same way like when you're picking them up by the scruff
>>5132342This dude's trying to smuggle bunnies across the border!
post hooded grebe dance
>>5133049I didn't agrebe to that!
>>5126602oh fuck you
>>5131830Cat's like "It's okay, he's allowed to do that. He's my best friend!"
>>5126602Heh heh
>>5129605I wanna kiss this cutie
>>5126183here's the audio https://youtu.be/M-V_k_UfP7c?t=7
>>5132342>What is the charge?Eating a meal? A succulent Bunny meal?
>>5133577Did someone leave a cage open at the Turtle Back Zoo?
>>5133589Doggo
>>5127116>hmm yummers
>>5127418The flopping has gotten out of hand
>>5129571>dont know how to contibute with videoshttps://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/
>>5132342moment before:
more cows
>>5126602Very nice
>>5134678who was in the wrong here??
>>5134778wtf how did he know?
>>5134678No longer necessary. We've been able to post mp4 since 2024.
>>5135080It's still an easy program to use for getting a video into the 4MB limit. And VP9 webm is more efficient than h.264
>>5132342whoa they really are going deep
>>5131017That's got to require some skill.
>>5132008Super cute, the best raft
>>5135519>boar bondage
>>5135519>>5135523>hogtied
>>5135526>>5135519>sow strung
>>5135519>lifemade me lol
>>5135224>swishy tail>staring eyes>flared nostrilscan any horsefags comment? is he having a good time or is this some dodo shit?
>>5135541>>5135224>horse
>>5135519That seems needlessly cruel compared to just shooting it all so the meat is like 30 minutes fresher.
>>5135559its going to die anyway, its not like hes going to skin it alive or anything, at which point it doesnt get any crueler than death
>>5134755
lol
>>5135597I'd say blindholding it, tying it up and abducting it so it's terrified for the last 30 minutes of its life is crueler than just shooting it so it's dead before it even knows what happened.
>>5135519No animal cruelty vids please.
>>5126553GIWTWM I love manatees so much this is the luckiest man in the world.
>>5126112
>>5135717I wish I had a dog's powers of friendship.
>>5135795Japanese pet store or Chinese grocer?
>>5135795On my trip to japan I've actually seen a store like this. Hell, there was even a jewelry store that had a pet budgy for some reason, locked in a tiny cage at the entrance and with half of his feather coat missing.
>>5126221Huh.So you can teach these things to consume actually nutritious food.
>>51355411) is donkey 2) relaxed ears, no whale-eye, seemingly relaxed posture (no struggling to move from its position); these all imply a content animal. The tail is a bit off. Donkeys wag to swat flies or show annoyance but a slow wag can show comfort. That's not a slow wag but it stands at odds with its other behaviours. However, it's on its back/side. Donkeys can have some difficulty laying on their backs and sides for prolonged periods so that might be why it's wagging and why its nostrils are flaring, if only slightly. And yet, watching the full video shows the people around it giving it belly scratches and stroking its hair and the donkey has no negative reaction at all. Final verdict: the fuzzy fuck Is fine.
>>5135768majestic dog
>>5135795I guess it's not surprising that pet shops here in australia stopped keeping anything alive in the store (at least I'm assuming some decision was made there) aside from crickets and mealworms.I can't be sure with the fish, haven't bought one in over 20 years.
>>5135795For me? It's the single gopher and meerkat. Top messed up conditions for roaming, burrowing social animals.
>>5135717cow pussy
>>5126728i sometimes let ants eat the dead skin off my fingertips.
>>5126476Very based CCC enjoyer
>>5126575Reborn as dog in american house hold can't be worse than born as a human in a epstein baby torture facilityBut on average, yeah
>>5131020
>>5136232>america>epstein baby torture facilitypambeesly.png
>>5134778>>5135028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8QLgivorYQ
>>5135197amazing>>5135697i love expressive animals>>5135716their head are huge>>5135768whats that thing in their body>>5135795i hope this is a really reaaaly old vid and now japanese pet store are in better conditions
>>5135597death isn't cruel. leaving it helpless, blind and terrified for an hour is.
>>5136308>whats that thing in their bodyThe flopper
>>5135096His greed SICKENS me.
>>5136233>>5131020it's just a fish lmao
>>5126131Cheeky fucker
>>5126131You can actually get fined for feeding these because of how endangered they are, but I'm guessing probably asian tourists didn't get the memo (they're fucking everywhere over there).
>>5135795This is the low morals of Japanese...
>>5135719Feels good man.webm
>>5135795Imagine the smell
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781988089953407.mp4Jericho the Barn Rhino buddy boy
>>5136598rhinos are so fucking cool
>>5135224>ass in a sling
>>5132342nobody tell them the video is reversed
New thread>>5137061>>5137061>>5137061
>>5135559japan is noguns
>>5136494japs cannot into animal rights
