Previously on /jef/ >>5126529Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
>>5128820Jef is the Lord of the Footwear
>>5128821OMG this is so funny!
>>5128819Finally a day of peace for Old Orange
didnt i just hide this thread?when does this bullshit become spam?
mmm bug
>>5128829uhhh shoey?
>>5128844Usurped.
>>5128840>>5128841He eats them raw?Jef is like an animal
>>5128835Misery has infected your soul.These threads are a vein of pure gold in an abandoned mine.
>>5128849it’s a bitter dogfag that can’t stand cats for whatever reason
>>5128820Le petit chat fleur
>>5128823Jef got tangled up....Call a rescue mission!
>>5128850I prefer dogs to cats by far but Jef is an honorary dog in my eyes.>>5128835Nobody loves you and you have no friends.
Just got out of a business meeting with the client.The Jef merger is NOT going through after all.I'm fuming.
>>5128821Capy is giving Jef a kiss on the head~!
>>5128827do not the pointing at cat
>>5128882Jef aint a business man. Hes a hard in the paint street nigga. Dont come at him with fancy numbers and contracts. All a nigga know is all a nigga want. Street shrimp
>>5128882if you don't find a way to make the Jef merger happen, it's YOUR ASS. understand?
>>5128875
>>5129006looks like a berry-picking faggot
>>5129010
>>5129016You have strange folds in your fingers
>>5129019yes. too many palm wrinkles. VERY disrespectful.
>>5129006>>5129016Jef the sweety pie!If I was putting together a hockey team, I would recruit him!!!
*hic* thersh nothin like cra*hic*ckin open 11-12 beersh an *hic* readin Jef thread
>>5129019>>5129023Had it ever since I was a kid. Classmates used to say I had old man hands
>>5129044>Had it ever since I was a kidYeah, man... Most people have had their hands since they were kids...
>>5129051Is he praying? I didn't know Jef was a man of faith.
mmmm bug
>>5129055now the bug is dead
>>5129049lol gottem. OP is such a cat-headed dumbass
>>5129053the Jef household is proud Catholic.
>>5129044i bet $100 you have THICK-ass caterpillar eyebrows. people with those dusty-ass wrinkly hands always have crazy eyebrows and ear hair
>>5129051Jefs posture is terrible, but nice hydrangeas in the reflection
>>5129054What kind of pose is this
>>5129080Jef does an amazing Larry King impression
>>5129081jef is an old neurotic shrimp bagel jew
>>5129100Cute!
>>5129100J-Jef.. nnot.. c-cute… mumumust call.. J-je-Jef a… n-nigger…..
>>5129171is jef retarded?
>>5129174He’s just special
>>5129167Jef doesn't look very happy about you paying attention to something other than him
>>5129171GOBLIN CHILD
>>5129100Dreaming of yummy shrimpies
>>5129171>Jef used water spout!>It’s not very effective…
>>5129248Jef is NEVER allowed to have any more shrimp EVER again!
>>5129167>you WOULD play HuCAST, you fucking chud.
>>5129298Shove it, rule follower! Don't you have some penal code to read to make sure you don't accidentally upset your masters?Jef and I will be over here, eating shrimp and chewing on plants because we want to.
>>5129167Does that controller have analogue triggers? If not, you are faggot
>>5129307Of course it does
>>5129310If that controller has analogue triggers, you are a faggot.
>>5129303Honestly just getting back into that game after 20+ years, it seemed like a good starter pick
>>5129325is Jef trying to seduce me?
>>5129312did you mean non analogue?
>>5129327I should draw some pikmin on this since I’ve got my computer back on
>>5129328Jef loves gardening. And eating bugs.
>>5129342are you a bug
analog horror jef
>>5129331That depends my love... are you... open... to be... seduced?
>>5129423Capy the CaptiveThere is no escape
>>5129341yeah you should.
