Solutions? It won't leaveAlso it appears to have an owner because of the things on its feet, so I can't take my revolver out and shoot itWhat is the solution here?
make sweet sweet love to it
>>5128923no bro. I just want it to leave before it shits on my chair. I looked online and they say it's a divine signal or something, so it can't be forced out
>>5128926it has shat on my chair. how do I clean it once it leaves?>>5128926idgi
It's been over an hour and it ain't leaving. It's getting dark and I want to sleep, what do?
>pick it up>throw it out the windownot that hard
>>5128934it gets scared when I grab it
>>5128935good. so it won't come back
>>5128938I thought you guys loved animals in this board or something?Anyway, I threw it out of the window. This is a 4th floor, but I did not hear any splash so maybe it didn't die?
>>5128940It's a bird it probably flew away innit
>>5128940probably dissolved into the air and will now haunt you as an angry spirit.
Followup: I found this outside my window
>>5128919>ownerthat's a pidgeon m8just leave the window open, if you want it gone immediately throw something at it
Grab it and toss out? Odds are it's your pet bird and you're just shiposting.
>>5129392Looks like an island
>>5128923Kys
>>5129392What did it taste like after you deep fried it?
>>5128919shoot it and eat itIt's the blackadder way
