My favorite is macaque I wish I could own a pet one
I like Binturongs.
>>5129240insufferably intellectual, but high social value>>5129244a furry, but the cool kind with hobbies and friends
>>5129251not a furry and dont have friends
Kittens
>pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
i do not if you call me a redditor, i love these little shits.
>>5129240To me, there is no animal cuter than the tortoise
zebra animal
>>5129240>well decide
baby alligators and their laser beam noises
penguins
Very few people that know me would guess a Puggle
>>5129240why do i want to violently attack this creature
>>5129240Rhino
>>5129240one of your hands is much darker than the other>>5129251you forget to unload the dishwasher on weekends>>5129252you are a furry with many close friends>>5129262you had all the good nintendo cartridges, but only because your dad knew you would never be able to make friends otherwise>>5129276you are anemic>>5129301you are based>>5129308you have seen Madagascar 2, but never the first one>>5129336you maintain a healthy collection of plushies>>5129352you have never been to a foreign land>>5129968your grandmother loved you the most
What those my choice say about me?Its a baby Kangaroo BTW.
>>5129251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZk6-Bew_hEthese little guys are too cute for how ferocious they grow up to be
>>5129240I have never watched monkey torture videos because I'm not a sadist but something is compelling me to hurt this creature.
>>5130000Nice digits>you have never been to a foreign landI have spent years abroad and actually seen a live plat in person.
Any love for great whites?
>>5131103vulture culture
>>5131103high functioning despite deep trauma>>5131060either autistic, the most interesting person in any given room, or both>>5130288big fan of fantasy and sci-fi>>5130283lacking money, always busy>>5130000elitistalso chek'd
>>5129240I think what this chiefly says about you is that you are not southeast Asian.
Macaques are so cute as babies.
"ey wise gal put me back in the water or things gonna go salt for ya capiche"
Cetacean babies always warm my heart even if they usually look like just smaller versions of their adult counterparts. Except for baby narwhals but we dont have a lot of pictures for those
love scorpions, I think it's cute that they ride on their mama
>>5131103I love how most larger birds are like this, it's like funny living lint/mold spores with bird faces and feet.
Sea turtles. I still remember when I was a little kid and how hard I was crying when I found out the horrible things they go through to reach adulthood.
>>5131537The threads have broken me I look at one and I just start babbling in an indian accentGET YOUR BAAAAABY MONKEY FRESH AND FAHREEE, 19 99 GOOD PRICE CRUSH ASH IN MOUTH WELL CRY PITY O M GEEEE
>>5131660Those fucking titles were the shit. The sort of genuine kino you can only get from retarded people
>>5131623didn't know reptiles could have belly buttons.
>>5131537dont post that again or i fear the rage building inside me will continue to grow
Baby tapir
>>5129240tough question, but today i'm feeling okapi
>>5131915That is such a weird animal, like a crossbreed between a zebra and a giraffe
>>5131837Seems weird doesn't it?It's the connection to the yolk while it was still in the egg.
>>5131774It's best if you read them with the fonejacker indian accenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U12ZYBTnHvM
Baby beavers! Their vocalizations are uncanny
>>5132858They really are. They sound like human babies
>>5132811Look at this tree rat walking like it owns the place it really needs to be taught how to behave
Nuts how cute these dudes are
>>5133701Some bee venom outta sort that right out
>>5129240i like baby monkeys cus they look so cute and friendly :)
Finally an excuse to post Niko the Baikal seal pup.
>>5133724
>>5133721God don't remind me. That video still haunts my dreams
>>5133721>>5133741explain?
>>5133753Believe me, you don't want to know
>>5133755you can just explain it bruv
>>5133756The gif this >>5132811 anon posted comes from a video where the person filming makes the monkey drink milk with vee venom in it. After the monkey drinks it, it starts inflating and convulsing until its stomach tears up. It's horrible, easily the worst pity video from back then.
>>5133867that sounds like complete bullshit i'm going to be honest
>>5131537we know what you're like>>5131549kind of self absorbed but you're at least aware of it may be trying to change it>>5131550failed normalfag but not a schizophrenic, a good fellow>>5131606soft domme, nursing handjob giving, ara ara, maternal mommy>>5131623decent friend, kind of a whiner, well meaning>>5131913either an annoying contrarian or an alpha snoozer male>>5131915studious academic, naturally curious, can't grow a beard because you rubbed out your chin's hair follicles due to your constant pondering>>5132858socialite with secretly low self esteem, self loathing but you try not to dwell on it all>>5133706a sinner, like all squirrel lovers>>5133724I dont know who you are, your appearances are misleading I'll give you that, the past won't stay in the past however
>>5131537They look more like Japanese macaques than Rhesus ones.
>>5133912these sound completely random, like you're making them up on the fly
>>5134936what do you think this thread is about
>>5129240I thought this was a stealth million pity thread. Thank god it wasn't.
Albatrosses
Baby cuy
>>5135019jannies said its cool if we do that, as a treat
>>5135237i imagine the photographer got divebombed relentlessly moments after this picture
>>5135237Kind of creepy but also very cute
>>5133902Oh shit, really? Damn. Next you're gonna tell me that people AREN'T flying to Cambodia on cheap airlines to encapsulate all baby monkey life in existential dread.
>>5133902I envy you man, i wish i didn't watch that video
