Previously on /jef/ >>5128818Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
why did you take Jef to chernobil?
>>5132170he had fun
I love Mr. Jefrey.
>>5132132El Jef(e) inspecting for possible health hazards
ntogo like crackin op 20 232 beerso adnreadinfor the jef threa
>>5132140throw his nasty harness in the wash OP, damn
>>5132121he looks like he's scared of catching AIDS up there
listening to alberto balsam while looking at urban jef pictures
>>5132170To find some clear sky and hear the call of pripyat
when will the jef gashapon set be released?
>>5132191Funnily enough I washed it just a few days ago, but he likes rolling around in shit
>>5132260sad
>>5132311niger jefrey
>>5132315the fuck u say bish
tiny bratty tiger
>>5132317You shouldn't point at Jef just to appease these marks. Jef didn't do anything wrong
>>5132321he attacked Old Orang
>>5132323It was justified
>>5132316>>5132317>>5132319>>5132322>>5132323>>5132324You know why he "bullies" the other cats, right? Not making a joke. There's a genuine, explainable phenomenon that explains the behaviour: he had no littermates. A kitten separated from mum and other kittens tends to never learn to "play nice or mum will smack the shit out of you". It's the feline equivalent of a spoiled single child.
>>5132355>You know why he "bullies" the other cats, right? Not making a joke. There's a genuine, explainable phenomenon that explains the behaviour: he had no littermatesNot exactly true. Even with littermates cats may never learn to "play nice"
>>5132356Not like this.
>>5132355Could be plausible, he was literally found crying in some bushes. Who knows where exactly he came from
>>5132370>Who knows where exactly he came fromhe came from a mom cat
>>5132370He came from... behind!...
>>5132647aryan jef
>>5132561Weenus
>>5132647I want to smell Jef
>>5132689Regal
>>5132689Jef hates family photos
>>5132679He looks like he smells good
smells like toxoplasmosis
smells like chinese toxin removal and massage parlour
smells like teen spirit
>>5132870Behold, a man
me whenever I see a picture of jef>jef you little shit, youre lucky youre cute
>>5132870Jef consuming his F*nger Rage™ Pre-Workout Gel
Jef needs a bodega to supervise
jef needs a bodega to survive this economy
If I walked into a bodega and saw Jef, I'd immediately buy a chop cheese and 15-30 beers
>>5132647Why do his ears look kinda normal? How can we be sure that's the REAL Jef? The Jef I know is an absolute idiot with dumb ears.
>>5132904I heard they discontinued F*nger Rage because all it did was make you say the n-word 3000 times per day. The FDA declared it had ZERO health/nutrition benefits. Just a massive uptick in racism.
>>5132924His ears do that during the summer and fold back down in the winter? Why? I don’t know. But pic related is from last summer.
Here’s what they looked like in winter
>>5132932You cloned Jef and replaced him! We're replying to an IMPOSTER JEF!
>>5132933August 2024
>>5132933February 2025I honestly have no fucking idea why they change seasonally.
>>5132934Look at his little feet! I want to tickle them!
Feb 2025
August 2025
January 2026, back to folded
June 2026, back to perky doritos
March 2025Personally I think folded Jef is best Jef, but my wife disagrees and thinks summer Jef is better. Where do you guys stand?
>>5132943Folded jef is more stupid and innocent. Dorrito jef is cold and calculating
>>5132926it was jefs collaborative product. He has a private store that is warehouse sized
>>5132935limp eared megafruit jef
Did old orang cuddle with you last night? I love her. She must be protected.
>>5132953Actually yes
Yeti sighting, color enhanced
>>5132943I like me Jef with a bit of droop
Jef and Capyhttps://youtu.be/NDpbFQY7hTc
>>5132943>>5132945This
>>5132951he's such a damn idiot. why do you tolerate it?
>>5133138the jef stipend
>>5133043my cat does that but with his pillow, usually after playing with him too much
>>5133191sunpeed?
>>5133193That’s exactly what I said.
>>5133196If I know China... and I don't. they probably wanted sunspeed and the realized it didnt fit, so they dropped the second s
>>5133200I still don’t understand and I’ve been here a while. I’ve seen some shit.
>>5133197>jef looks for flaws in the security system...
>>5132943Ur wife is wrong probably why she has black boxes in place of feet
>>5132945
>>5133278little fluffy prototype jef larval form jef
>>5133195Why did he dew it?
>>5133292Because its FON 2 DUE
>>5133306i see Jef has some pants for sale at the Bazaar today
>>5133510>>5133511It can’t be unseen
>>5133510Jefimorphs
>>5133273lol
>>5133521liminal jef
I am honestly so interested in the idea that in the winter his ears will deflatebecause thats like really funny
>>5133573Let’s see if it happens again this winter, but so far that’s what the cycle looks like every time
>>5133583retard in the back
>>5133585from the thumbnail, i thought he had a white bucket on his head
>>5133200my guess is the way they pronounce the english word "speed" adds a vowel between the s and the p, similar to how in japanese it'd be "supiido", and from there they thought they could turn that vowel into the word sun for a pun
>>5133591DO NOT BULLYOld Orange gets enough of that from Jef
>>5133591the retard is CLEARLY in the front (Jef)
>>5133584concert goer jef
>>5133850Jef is still a minor, tell Joe to stop sniffing him.
>>5133871jef is a balding 38 year old man with cushings syndrome
>>5133850Old Orange must always wonder if she should have eaten him when he was small
>>5133943Old Orang never wanted anything to do with him
>>5133952>>5133953Dude, I think your cat's a Cait Sith
>>5133967Is that some sort of new Star Wars character? I didn’t watch any of the Disney ones
someone with credits should make jef holding the double bladed lightsaber instead of darth maul
>>5133997>creditsai slop is for unimaginative uncreative cattle. It has even pervaded to jef's own collar
>>5134031In my defense I had no idea the tag was gonna be sloppified, although I should’ve probably guessed as much
>>5133949>>5133950What does the beast want
>>5134077Cool band
>>5133583>why does Jef keep eating the house plants?>idk honey, no idea...
>>5134077>>5134119Jef and the Faggots
>>5134077Are we sure Old Orange isn't an owl
>>5134229no jef is an owl. Old orang just does a pennywise impression once in a while to keep jef in check
what if Old Orang is sad and nobody will cuddle her? :( i can't bear the thought
>>5134300Old Orang is super needy, but giving her hugs and shit isn’t what she likes except on rare occasions.
>>5134295xieee hua piao piaooo bi feng xiao xiiiaoooo
>>5134334heh
>>5134295>Cause the asuras, barbarians, and those who are hostile to the capy to be reduced to dust, like dry grass consumed in a fiery blaze! Swiftly bring about their eradication, their annihilation, we pray!
He just broke one of my wife’s potted plants and she’s furious at him
>>5134360Time for the ol' smashy-smashy.
>>5134360Classic Jef. Does he feel any shame?
>>5134365Nope. And get this. HE’S pissed because he got thrown back inside. Like he was the victim in the situation.
jef is a sociopath
>>5134360that's because you let him fuck with the plants! what did you think was gonna happen. your wife should be mad at you, not Jef!
>>5134414You clearly do not have a wife.>>5134360Bro, take this as a blessing. My lady and I have been together over a decade now and only recently had our first major fight. Over spinach, not that anyone really cares to hear about it. But if your missus is angry and you know you should be catching at least some of that furry but she's focused her hate-beams entirely on something else instead, then you won the right lotto. Get a replacement pot and some additional potting soil if necessary and take this opportunity to make yourself the hero here.>>5134363Incendiarism. Manic precision. Boys and girls. With a mission.
>>5134417>right lottofucking* lotto.
>>5134295gondola :DDDD
>>5134360there better be some finger pointing
>>5134417She doesn’t get super angry over stuff, I’ve never seen her go on a tirade or start yelling, getting vindictive etc. It’s probably why we get along so well. She was just pissed at Jef for smashing her most expensive potted plant.
>>5134405Old Orange is seeing time and space
>>5134549old orang is on a permo
>>5134539jef has appraisal skill. He knew that was the most expensive one
>>5134539you encouraged the behavior that led to the plant-smashing. you are culpable to the blame.
nigger jefrey...
>>5134566Did not. Am not. Jef was born this way.
>>5134583he's looking for the entrance to the backrooms
>that's enough /jef/ for today
>>5134582you won't be so tough after i shove you to the ground and have my way with you right in front of Jef.
>>5134594
>>5134607heheheh jef has had enough
>>5134405>that little shit-bird doesn't bother me when i'm up in my cubby..>fuck, i hate that little owl-faced idiot >i'm too old for this shit..
>>5134588>You're wasting power by not putting it to sleep, hairless one
>>5134583Jef vs the infinite stairs
>>5134539My wife doesn't, either, that's why that argument was our first one despite being together for nearly eleven years. And all because she couldn't just tell me what was wrong. It's not like I didn't care. I could see she was upset but I'm not a mind-reader. I can't help if I didn't know what's wrong. And what's wrong was anxiety about spinach. >>5134658He huntin' bugs?
>>5134683>anxiety about spinachfirst world problems have been devastating to humankind
>>5134077Wait a minute, I'm a newfag for jef threads, cross-eyed cat is Ol Orang, but who is the guy on the top?
>>5134583>D-9877 (formerly Jef) being sent to explore SCP-087
>>5134740That be Big Orange, AKA Jef's Greatest Hater
>>5134748Old Orange is Jef’s biggest hater, Big Orang is way more easygoing
>>5134740Jef, Old, Big. newfag.>Jef is a little shit-bird>Old Orang is old and has the white chestplate>Big Orang is big and almost 100% orang colored
>>5134077>>5134144>>5134229>>5134748>>5134788>>5134796
>>5134077i love how even if cats don't really like each other they'll still congregate in the same areas
>>5134816same as prisoners
>>5134824damn...really jogs the noggin when you think about it...
>>5134824Jef lives with us by choice.
>>5134854when he escaped and hid under the couch, what did it take to get him back?
>>5134867All it took was finding him, then he crawled out and let me pick him up
>>51348865 year old telling hes running away from home and then realizing at the end of the block they have no idea whats going on
>>5133992Final Fantasy
>>5134607lmao
>>5134890Basically yeah. Excited to escape and then oh shit, where the fuck am I
>>5134963too much 'nip
>>5134700Eh, not really. The issue is more that I bought 22lbs of produce one February day and she had a panic attack about not being able to use it all before it goes bad because she didn't grow up with good security so wasting food is genuinely triggering to her.While I knew about her childhood, I didn't know how badly it wrecked her. The argument was that I said that since we had vegetables already, we didn't need to go out shopping on Saturday so if she wanted, after I take kiddo to the climbing gym, we can shower and go to dimsum instead. The idea of going out to eat when we have perishable stuff at home really did her head in. I could see she was upset, but she didn't explain why until later and she was hurt that I didn't instantly "get" why it triggered her. I didn't even get to take our kid out for his climb. She watched him climb the mulberry in our yard, though.Then she came in, I started cooking lunch and we talked and that was the end of it. There was a little more to it, about how the Saturday shop helps her decompress and destress and she finds it genuinely calming and how I "unilaterally" took it away by buying so much produce ahead of time and made it worse when I suggested dimsum instead.
Shoey status?
>>5135097in expensive chinese rehab
>>5135097
>>5135113same vibes
>>5135156very dirty halls. Jef should be ashamed.
you need to post more content like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuJLmSJjFJ0
>>5135177kek
>>5135177>>5135178extremely realistic actually
oi nigger jef
>>5135177>>5135178Well that's proper spoopy
>>5135113his owners are never going to get him the help he needs are they...
>>5135245need to make a little jef horror game where he roams the apartments and encounters chinese ghost people
>>5135328i make music and do V/O work. i've got pro-level gear. just saying.
>>5135328the twist at the end is all the ghosts are people capy killed during his years as a general in the army.
>>5135400i don't know game making but i can do sprite and texturework
>>5135411Capy wasn’t a general, he was a Rambo-like character
>>5135416Jef doesn't even know how ridiculous he looks
>>5135416just a little bit too smug
>>5135416Look at this absolute wanker
This is why we can’t have nice things
>>5135474didn't he just break a potted plant as well? Jef is getting WORSE
>>5135491He’s a maniac. Honestly I haven’t had another cat quite like him. I saw it happen this time, he was running full speed, jumped up onto the island and ran across the table, brushed up against the vase causing it to start spinning, it then fell and rolled off the table and smashed on the floor.
Does he pull on the leash?
>>5135494Yeah he does
>>5135649my cat sat on a puddle of motor oil and I wasted my day trying to clean his sorry ass. I wish Jef was my cat, he looks so clean and cute
>>5135666Did you take pics of his motor oily ass?
>>5135720You got quite the imagination Anon, kek’d
>>5135737>>5135738Why is Jef wearing a harness all the time?
>>5135740In case he runs away again, GPS + nametag. Plus he likes going out a few times a day, more convenient to just keep it on. He doesn’t mind it.
>>5135730The creature CRAVES the seaweed
>>5135747he's gonna get rashes if you keep that thing on him 24/7
sick as a dawg in the jef thread
>>513596025 steps in an entire day? even when i'm sick and puking my guts out, i do at least 100 steps
>>5135960Sick with what? I’m pretty sure I caught covid at the pixies concert last month
>>5135981AIDS i think
>>5135981Rare footage of Old Orang locked in
the retard harness
>>5136421
>>5136432he's dumb and angry about it
>>5136421he would fly off into the chinese sunset without it
>>5136496kissable forehead
>>5136501
reminds me of my old boy
>>5136503How old is he
>>5136432>Silence of the Jef
>>5136504>this air tastes airy
can you post a pic of jef in a coat sleeve so only his head pops out?
post a pic of jef wearing a little hat
>>5135737SEIG HEIL!
>>5136717>>5136740I will try in the near future
jef is gonna get rashes if you don't take that harness of every now and then
>>5136748I do take it off sometimes
>>5136788He looks so comfy
>>5136938you killed her jef
>>5136938you killed the pretty flowers, didn't you jef? you had to CHOKE the pretty flowers, huh??
>>5136950meow
>>5136794Another gremlin jef
>>5136970
>>5136975BAD JEF!
mmm bug
buge
You are what you eat JEF
>>5137182THAT BUG HAD A FAMILY!
>>5137240>>5137212I made him spit it out, then I tossed it over the balcony and saw it fly away
capybara and chill
>>5137242>Jef is a gamerdropped, good bye /jef/ general, I can no longer be here knowing this.
>>5137182Why did he do it
>>5137266jef has relapsed
>>5137246IS THAT HIS TONGUE?
>>5137397Of course
>>5137397it's a piece of salami
I’ll make a new thread later today
