What is it about these lazy slugs that has every southerner convinced that they will chase you down and murder your family
>>5133024mixture of general inexperience with snakes and the fine tradition of redneck anti-intellectualism leading them to trust uncle scooter's story about how a 20 foot long water moccasin chased him up a waterfall in a rowboat than anything they can find out themselves.
>that dang cotton head rattle moccasin chased me a half mile down the river
>>5133024What's that little guy so mad about?
>>5133176snakes are like slightly more autistic scaly legless opossums, their primary defense mechanism is going "fuck off I'm scary" despite being relatively weak.
>>5133176Cletus falsely accused him of attempted assault