>be any animal special>don't posses thagomizerwhy even live
>imagine dying painfully with this as your lasting legacy
>>5134731>thagomizer>look it up>it's an actual termfuck, between this and Cow Tools Gary Larson is a surprisingly /an/ cartoonist.
>>5134741my balls got itchy reading this. Poor fella
>>5134741The earliest vertebrates have evidence of osteosarcomas and cancer too. It's weird that we have the sapience now to understand what killed something that lived millions of years ago.
what if you shoved a rake up your ass and shook it thats kinda the same thing