save da world.my final message.goodb ye
>>5135635If you kill yourself, god decides hell would be too good for you and reincarnates you as a street dog in india.
>>5135635Did he finally an hero?
>>5135642He better not. He still has the opportunity to convert to polytheism and put his penis inside me.
>>5135672
>>5135638Thats the good outcome. He could have reincarnated you as an Indian.
>>5135635One day he will realize the only way he can find happiness is to get into the pity business
>>5135824GOOD MARNING EVERYBAAHDY WELCOME BACK TO THE URBAN PITY RANCH>hooGot these monkeys sent in bulk from A&M research and a 500k grant to expand research in pest control and pity, gonna strap a few of these little guys to this adorable little stroad hereKEVIIIN is that you driving a bus unsupervised?Kevin no there’s a baby monkey in the road noooo>hoo! Hoooo! Ho- splurtWow Kevin, looks like yo-you, didn’t give, a million pity>frog jumpcutHEY IM GONNA GIVE YOU A MILLION PITY IF YOU DONT SUBSCRIIIIBE>jump backOhh is this a blanket? Don’t mind if I dooo>screams, shits and flailsGood mahhring everybody I got this uh, this monkey here, been filling them with lots of ash in the mouth area, you can see right thereWhy don’t you like the video for uncle ben, doing such a good job at dishing out, the ASHOkayyyy, gonna take this monkey, gonna put him in this adorable little watermelon hereGET BACK GARBONZO BEEEANS>duck zooms to CambodiaOkayyy, we got this very naughty monkey here, as you can see here, uh, right, on this footage, uh, VERY naughty‘But uncle ben, how are you gonna discipline this naughty filthy monkey? Hahahaha’ well it’s very easy, you take just a teensy bit, of uh, BEE venomJust a few drops and >HOOO HOOOOOOh no, oh jeez, oh he’s inflating real bad he->POPWow you guys, that monkey exploded that, wa-that was truely an epic fortnite gamer moment>AND IMMA GIVE YOU A FORTNITE EPIC GAMER MOMENT IF YOU DONT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS VIDEOOOOWell that’s it for now here from all of us at the Urban Pity RanchThank you so much for watching, you’ve all uh, really, helped me find my calling and stuffBUT THAT’S IT FOR NOW thank you so much for watching and I’ll see you, in the next videOH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YA>holds up ascended CarlAAAAAAAAAAnd here is your based Scripture reading for the dayCheech 4:20>Woe unto the filthy baby monkey, for it is the furthest of the creatures from Heaven. Pity a million.
>>5136099Would be so kino
